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- is that you, 38?
- 86.
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Come on.
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Well, 38, it certainly is
Good to see you again.
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- how's mrs. 38?
- oh, just fine!
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We're expecting a
Little fraction soon.
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Oh, by the way, how's
The chief these days?
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Still giving you all of
Those tough assignments?
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Yes, I don't know what
It is with the chief,
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But he's yet to give me an assignment
That hasn't turned out to be a tough one.
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Depends on you, doesn't
He? Tells you everything.
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Everything.
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Well, not everything. He hasn't
Told me about the secret formula
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- for the new supersonic warhead yet.
- oh?
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But he will. As a matter of fact,
He's briefing me on it tomorrow
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Before he leaves on his vacation,
In case anything happens to him.
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It must be great being
In on things like you are.
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We couriers never hear
Anything. We're like errand boys.
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- you... Do you have anything for me?
- oh, yes.
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There you are. You know, 38,
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There's something very
Different about you today.
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I just can't figure...
Oh, I know what it is.
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It's that striped necktie. You
Never wear striped neckties.
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You always wear solid colors.
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I wonder why you...
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max?
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Max!
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- what happened, 38?
- somebody slugged him.
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See if you can bring him to.
I'll see if I can catch the guy.
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Right, 38. Max!
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I don't understand it. I just
Don't understand it, chief.
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Why in the world
Would he want to hit me?
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Are you sure that's all you said to
Him, just that you didn't like his necktie?
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That's all I said to
Him. I mean, after all,
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Nobody wears a striped
Necktie with a plaid sport...
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Jacket.
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Practically nobody.
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A strange thing, chief,
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Agent 38 didn't
Say that he hit max,
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He said someone else did.
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38 always seemed
So stable to me.
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- I can't imagine what...
- chief!
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I'm sorry for breaking
In like this, but I've...
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Max, what are you doing?
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It's me... 38, your old friend!
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Now we're even, old friend.
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I see you had the decency
To change to a solid color tie.
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Max! What is it,
38? What happened?
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I just escaped from kaos.
They grabbed me when I was
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On my way to meet max and
Took me to their hideout.
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They've got a guy out
There that's my double.
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- a double?
- for you?
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Perfect. It looks exactly like
Me. Walks like me, talks like me.
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I doubt if anybody'll ever
Be able to tell us apart.
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Wait a minute, 38. Tell
Me, is mrs. 38 expecting?
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Not that I know of.
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I think you'd better
Go home and check.
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What do you think
All this means, chief?
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It can only mean one thing, 99:
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The league of imposters
Has made its first move.
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- the league of imposters?!
- right.
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Of course! The
League of imposters.
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It's gotta be the
League of imposters.
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What else could it be but
The league of imposters?
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- one question, chief?
- what?
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What is the league of imposters?
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It's kaos' new diabolical scheme
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To infiltrate us, max.
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For years they've been
Scouring the world
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For exact physical duplicates
Of the control personnel.
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- like the double for agent 38.
- that's right.
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And they've trained
Each one of them
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To impersonate a specific
Control agent perfectly...
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Voice, mannerisms, everything.
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Oh, is that all?
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Well, they overlooked
One little item, chief.
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what's that?
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The eagle eye of maxwell smart.
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Which eye is that, max?
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Now look, chief, I don't
Care how good an imposter is,
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I guarantee you that
I'll see through them
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The minute I meet
Them face to face.
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- you met one this morning, max.
- huh?
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- you met one this morning.
- oh, yes.
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Well, that was a different thing.
We weren't face to face, chief.
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- you see, I was standing kinda sideways...
- max!
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This is serious, chief. Do you think they
Have a double for every agent in control?
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This is siegfried calling
The imposter department.
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Send johann in immediately.
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Please, und snap it up.
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ah, johann,
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I've been waiting for you.
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Sorry about that, chief. I was just
About to call you on my shoe phone.
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Ah, that's wonderful!
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You look more like
Smart than smart does.
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und your voice is his
Echo. Tell me, how long
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Did it take you to learn
That voice so perfectly?
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- just a few months, siegfried.
- ah! Such a genius.
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It took me almost 10 years to
Speak english so good like I do.
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Sit down, sit down. We'll
Discuss our plans. Hmm?
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Chief: we don't know who
They'll impersonate next,
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So none of us is safe.
We can't take any chances.
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All right, that's it. Stay right
Where you are. Nobody move.
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- max!
- what are you doing?
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Just checking you out, mister.
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If you're really the
Chief of control, prove it.
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- put it away.
- I'm not putting anything away
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Until I'm completely satisfied
That you're not an imposter.
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If you don't put it away in
Exactly two seconds you're fired.
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I'm completely satisfied.
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I admit you're thorough but,
Max, you've got to learn to relax.
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I will never relax, chief,
Never relax, not until I break
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That evil league of imposters
And smash them like insects.
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Uh, chief, have you got
Anything that needs stamping?
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No, max.
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Well, in that case, I
Think I'll go wash my hand.
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Well, siegfried, I
Think it's time to act.
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I've never been so ready
For a project in all my life.
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I've completely memorized everything
There is to know about maxwell smart.
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Good. I have some new telephoto
Movies of him we just took.
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I'll run them now so you
Can brush up on his walk,
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Gestures, mannerisms. Dubrovnik.
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roll the film.
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Just a minute, siegfried, haven't
You forgotten something?
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- what is that?
- where's the popcorn?
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Oh, that's wonderful, johann.
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You're even beginning
To think like smart.
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We don't know who
They're gonna grab next.
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All we can do is wait and see.
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It's a little hard
On the nerves.
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Well, chief, at least you're
Not facing kaos alone.
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Max is with you all the way.
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99, if you can't say
Anything encouraging,
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Don't say anything at all.
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- oh my ring.
- oh, it's under the desk. I'll get it.
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Chief, the soap in that
Washroom is terrible.
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Look what it did to my hands.
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Yes, I know. My hands
Are all chapped too.
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Max! Why did you hit the chief?
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Stand back, 99. That isn't
The chief. It's an imposter.
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The chief always wears a ring.
This man doesn't have a ring.
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Here it is, max. It
Fell under the desk.
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Oh, sorry about that, chief.
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Max, we're getting so jumpy.
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If only there were some way to know
Who they were going to impersonate next.
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Yes, well, I can tell you one thing
For sure: it won't be maxwell smart.
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Because if anybody
Comes through that door
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That looks like me, I'll
Recognize him in a minute.
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They might try, max. They
Must have a lot of information
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About an agent as
Important as you.
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Yes, but they don't
Know the little things,
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The thousand tiny details
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That go to make
Up that complicated
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And fascinating personality
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Known as agent 86.
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Watch the walk now.
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he has a very distinctive walk.
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He looks like he's
Suffering from a severe case
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Of tight underwear.
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And now we take
Our telephoto lens
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Inside smart's apartment.
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This is how he gets
Up in the morning.
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Are you sure smart
Isn't already on our side?
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And even if someone does
Try to impersonate me, chief,
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I've got a brand new identification
Mark that nobody knows about.
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Good. If I have a secret
Way to check your I.D., max,
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- it could save some lives.
- right. I'll show it to you, chief.
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If you don't mind, 99, I'd appreciate
It if you'd turn your head.
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Max, we're control agents. We're not
Supposed to have secrets from one another.
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If you don't turn your
Head, I'm not going to show it.
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There it is. Isn't it a beaut?
I just got it yesterday.
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That's a pretty bad
Bruise, max. How'd it happen?
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Bridge game. I've got a
Partner that signals a lot.
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That's a great identification,
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A big purple bruise
On your right ankle.
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And this final scene
Is very interesting.
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We took it just last night.
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Watch this.
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Johann: ah, a large purple
Bruise on his right ankle.
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a lovely color.
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that's it.
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Well, thank you, siegfried.
That movie was most helpful.
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I now have every mannerism of
Maxwell smart down to perfection.
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Good. Tomorrow we
Kidnap maxwell smart
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und you will take his place.
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Yes, but I must be very careful to remember
Not to let them see my right ankle.
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Why would you not let
Them see your right ankle?
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Because I don't have a
Bruise on my right ankle.
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- ow!
- you have now.
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13?
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13? Are you there, 13?
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Which locker are you in, 13?
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- here I am, 86.
- here I am, 86.
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So...
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The old double-agent-
With-the-two-faces-in-
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The-twin-locker trick.
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- I'm the real 13.
- he's not the real 13.
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He's the imposter.
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- no, he's an imposter.
- he is!
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Now just a minute, gentlemen.
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I'll decide who the imposter is.
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Don't worry, agent 13, he
Won't get away with this.
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And don't you worry either, 13.
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He won't get
Away with it either.
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According to my
Fantastic memory,
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It seems to me that when I had
Breakfast with agent 13 this morning
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He had eggs for breakfast
And he spilt some of them
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On his lapel.
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Which means that the imposter
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Is you.
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Wait a minute...
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Come to think of it,
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He had cereal. I was
The one who had eggs.
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Put 'em up, 86.
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Up.
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Hold it! Someone's coming.
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Okay.
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Max, over here!
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Chief, they were laying for
Me and there were two 13s.
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I know that, max. I want
To show you something.
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Hand me that photo, will you?
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Here, this will help
With the impersonation.
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I see mr. Smart is
Coming to his senses.
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If he has any left.
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Mr. Smart, meet mr. Smart.
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Fantastic, isn't it?
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You'll never get away
With this, siegfried.
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First of all, he doesn't look
Any more like me than you do.
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he's got big ears, a long nose
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And a slit for a mouth.
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He looks exactly like you.
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He even has the same
Beady little eyes.
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Who does?
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Like it or not, he is you.
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And no one could
Tell the difference.
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Very well, siegfried.
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He might pass in the dark,
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but your plan is
Doomed to failure
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because you overlooked
One tiny little thing...
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You see I happen to have a
Very distinctive and unique voice.
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00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,691
Did you hear that, siegfried?
241
00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:54,530
He has a very distinctive
And unique voice.
242
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,521
That's right. Listen to me...
243
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,669
Mr. Smart, you
Might be interested
244
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,837
In what we are going to do
245
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,939
Inasmuch as you
Are going to do it.
246
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,775
Your chief... The real
One... Will reveal the secret
247
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,578
Of the supersonic
Warhead to our johann here.
248
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,315
as soon as he does,
Johann will kill your chief,
249
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,617
Substitute our chief for him
250
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,053
And then control will be...
251
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,056
How do you say it in
Your language? Ah, yes...
252
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,764
Well, siegfried, we'd
Better get going.
253
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:32,434
It's 10 minutes to 3:00... If
Mr. Smart's watch is correct.
254
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:36,205
If it isn't, let me know. I have
A lifetime guarantee on it.
255
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:39,275
Which in your case is
Over within 10 more minutes.
256
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,099
Dubrovnik, balinkov,
Get off his shoe.
257
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,438
The other one! The
One with the phone.
258
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,561
Okay, siegfried,
That's it, you've had it.
259
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,330
It's one thing when you fight
The united states government,
260
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,166
But it's quite
Another thing entirely
261
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,468
When you start to
Fool around with a.T.&t.
262
00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:10,505
Mr. Smart, I leave
You to your fate.
263
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:14,577
When we close that door this
Room will be hermetically sealed.
264
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,613
Gas will be pouring
In until you are out...
265
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,647
Dead!
266
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,417
there is no way to escape.
267
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,340
Goodbye.
268
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,079
Now, max, I'll be leaving on
My vacation in a few hours,
269
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,782
So it's time to give you the formula
For the new supersonic warhead.
270
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,717
Now remember,
This is top secret...
271
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,752
Even to the rest of
The control personnel.
272
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,521
Don't worry, chief.
You have my word
273
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,692
That nobody at control
Will hear about it from me.
274
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:38,928
good. Wait a minute.
275
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,863
before I give you the formula...
For complete security, max...
276
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,932
I'd like to see your
Secret identification mark.
277
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,190
Always thinking,
Aren't you, chief?
278
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,007
- there you are, chief.
- fine.
279
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,675
Okay, now about the warhead...
280
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,911
- uh, 99, will you excuse us?
- right, chief.
281
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,855
Now, max, listen
Very carefully...
282
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,306
Hold it, chief! Don't
Say another word.
283
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,453
This man is an impostor.
284
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,455
His name is johann
And he's a kaos agent.
285
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,124
Don't listen to him, chief.
286
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,026
his name is johann
And he's a kaos agent.
287
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,594
Chief, you've got to believe me.
288
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,564
I just escaped from a
Kaos cell a few minutes ago.
289
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,234
- but I don't know who...
- he's lying, chief.
290
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,235
Quiet, max, I'm talking to...
291
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,037
Max.
292
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,972
I can prove who I am.
293
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,975
99, turn your head. Don't look.
294
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:28,210
He has the identical
Bruise on his ankle.
295
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:32,214
It's probably just a
Cheap japanese imitation!
296
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,249
It seems hopeless, chief.
297
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,652
There doesn't seem to be
Any way to tell them apart.
298
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,420
they're exact doubles.
299
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:40,122
You think that's something?
300
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,907
They've got a guy that looks so
Much like you, chief, he could pass...
301
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:48,063
Wait a minute. Maybe
You're passing for him.
302
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,831
Maybe you're the impostor.
303
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,067
No, I'm the chief, but I
Can't take any chances.
304
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,037
One of you is a kaos agent.
305
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,671
And until I find out who it is
306
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,540
I'll have to keep you
Both under guard.
307
00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:01,443
I've got it. My fingerprints!
308
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,581
He can't have my fingerprints
Because these are my fingers.
309
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,584
No, it wouldn't work.
Whoever the fake smart is,
310
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,986
He's already had access
To the fingerprint files.
311
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,890
There's nothing that can keep him from
Substituting his prints for the real ones.
312
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,524
What are we going to do, chief?
313
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,726
This could paralyze
Our whole organization.
314
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,330
There's only one answer, 99:
315
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:25,067
Emergency identification
Procedure #6a.
316
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,936
This evening at 6:00
A board of inquiry
317
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,805
will determine
Who the real max is.
318
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,174
99, you know max better
Than anybody else.
319
00:20:33,198 --> 00:20:35,210
- I want to have you on that board.
- right.
320
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:39,503
Now, until 6:00,
You're both prisoners.
321
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,888
Dummkopfs. Dunderheads!
322
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,957
Sissies!
323
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:51,860
You let smart escape
From under your noses?
324
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,895
Please, siegfried,
Try to calm yourself.
325
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,699
I am calm! You should
See me when I'm upset!
326
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,069
Now because of your stupidity,
327
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,271
We have to put plan
B and c into effect.
328
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:06,809
I know what plan b is, but
Siegfried, what is plan c?
329
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,533
This is plan c!
330
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:21,612
Darling, could you please be kind
Enough to put plan b into effect?
331
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,148
Thank you, sweetheart.
332
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,865
- 12:40.
- and smart #2,
333
00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:32,200
how much did you
334
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,602
overcharge control
335
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,203
on last week's expense accounts?
336
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,673
$12.40.
337
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:42,344
Smart #1, what was your
Reason for joining control?
338
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,247
I wanted to fight
The forces of evil
339
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:48,116
And serve on the
Side of niceness.
340
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,652
Smart #2, what was
Your reason for joining?
341
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,354
I needed the money.
342
00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,889
That too.
343
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:57,625
Smart #1, have
You ever kissed me?
344
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,729
I'm not the kind of
Man to kiss and tell.
345
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,397
Chief, he's ducking
The question.
346
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,366
According to the
Rules, that's his answer.
347
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,901
Smart #2, have
You ever kissed me?
348
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,872
- don't you remember?
- I'll never forget.
349
00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:11,795
Yes, I kissed you.
350
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:18,013
Smart #2, in what cities does
Control have secret headquarters?
351
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,549
Washington, new york, baltimore,
352
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,185
Los angeles,
Cleveland and phoenix.
353
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:26,254
And we had one in las
Vegas, but we lost it.
354
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:30,091
Smart #1, when you went to
England on the martin case
355
00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:31,860
What was the cover you used?
356
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:34,129
I posed as the prime minister.
357
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,732
You posed as the prime minister?
358
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,601
I didn't say it was a
Successful cover.
359
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:43,205
Smart #1, last week,
What did you tell me
360
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,462
In the strictest
Confidence about the chief?
361
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:51,179
Chief, that's not fair. Would
You answer a question like that?
362
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,715
- yes, I would.
- well go ahead and answer it.
363
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,440
Smart #1, answer the question.
364
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,590
I said that you were an
Inconsiderate simon legree
365
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,392
who bullies his employees
And has no conception
366
00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:06,595
Of how this organization
Ought to be run.
367
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,379
Remember, I'm only quoting.
368
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:16,170
And the answer to
That is agents 42, 57,
369
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,941
35, 14 and 2.
370
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,143
That concludes the questioning.
371
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,533
Your decisions, please.
372
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:25,122
Thank you.
373
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:33,897
smart #1, step forward, please.
374
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,126
Well, you took your
Own sweet time about it,
375
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:41,750
But I'm glad to see you've
Finally come to the right decision.
376
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,166
The panel has decided that
You are the kaos impostor,
377
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,202
and since this calls
For emergency action,
378
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,259
You will be shot right now.
379
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,723
- are you all right, chief?
- yes, it's just my shoulder.
380
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:09,991
Chief, are you all right?
381
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,426
Yes, it's just his shoulder.
382
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,150
Oh, max.
383
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:18,455
I certainly hope I shot
The right one of me.
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