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- hello? Maxwell smart here.
- max, this is the chief.
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Have you located
Kaos agent bohrman?
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Yes, chief. I understand that
Bohrman is in the next compartment.
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Perfect. Now, max,
Listen very carefully.
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- this is quite important.
- right, chief.
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As we suspected, bohrman is
Taking kaos's new intelligence code
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To their southern headquarters.
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Then I'm to proceed with
Our plan, right, chief?
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Right. I want bohrman
Delivering the wrong code
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To colonel kirby's southern
Plantation tomorrow.
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- right, chief.
- it's important, max.
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Remember, if you can make
The switch successfully,
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It'll set kaos's intelligence
Operations back 10 years.
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Don't worry, chief.
You can depend on me.
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Has control agent
Porter contacted you yet?
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Not yet, chief, but he should
Be contacting me any minute now.
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Wait a minute. I
Think that's him.
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I'll get back to you.
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- who is it?
- it's me... Porter.
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Well, I'm afraid
You've made a mistake.
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- I didn't order a drink.
- max, it's me... Agent porter.
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Is that you, porter?
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What a great cover! What ever made
You think of becoming a porter, porter?
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Max, we're in luck. Bohrman
Just ordered a drink
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And I'm taking it
Over there now.
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That's great.
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What did you just do?
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Well, I put a knockout
Pill in the drink.
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- I already did.
- oh.
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Well, I hope that doesn't
Make it too strong.
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Bohrman's gotta get off
This train in the morning.
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It doesn't look too strong.
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It's okay.
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max!
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Are you all right?
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Oh. Oh, I'm fine.
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Now look, porter,
Here's what you do:
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You take this drink
Over to bohrman
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And when I think the drug
Has had time to take effect,
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I'll go in there and
Switch the codes.
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Good luck, max.
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Hello, chief? Everything
Is going perfectly.
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Porter is taking the drugged
Drink into bohrman's compartment.
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Now when bohrman passes out,
I'll go over and make the switch.
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Chief, I think bohrman
Just passed out.
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Now remember, max: you'll find the
Codebook taped to bohrman's chest.
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Taped to the
Chest. Right, chief.
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Chief's voice: now
Remember, max:
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you'll find the codebook
Taped to bohrman's chest.
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Well, you certainly picked a
Fine time to be a gentleman, max.
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Well, I couldn't help it, chief.
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And besides, I didn't want
To get my face slapped.
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How could bohrman slap your
Face? She was unconscious!
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I wasn't talking about bohrman.
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I was talking about
99 when she found out.
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If 99 weren't so
Close to having a baby,
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I could have assigned
Her to the case.
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Yeah, she could
Have pulled it off.
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Now that bohrman
Has delivered the code,
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We're forced to infiltrate colonel
Kirby's plantation to make the switch.
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I want to show you
Some captured kaos film
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To show you what
We're up against.
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that's the colonel's plantation.
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and that's the swamp
Surrounding the plantation.
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it's heavily infested
With alligators.
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there's also a high wall
Patrolled by sentries
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24 hours a day.
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that's him now...
Colonel kyle k. Kirby.
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don't let his
Appearances fool you, max.
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though he may seem to be a
Kindly southern gentleman,
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he's really one of
The most ruthless,
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cold-blooded killers
We've ever run up against.
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I know, chief. I've eaten
In one of his restaurants.
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Chief: colonel kirby is
Proficient with most weapons,
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but especially so
With the bullwhip.
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Well, that's enough of that.
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A crack team of experts
Trained in commando tactics
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Will go to kirby's
Plantation to switch the code,
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But the right man
Must lead them.
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Well, it won't be the first time
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I've had to do
Something like this, chief.
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Max, you've seen the plantation.
It's a veritable fortress!
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Yes, well, I've gotten
Into tough places before.
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Well, you've seen the swamp,
The heavily armed guards,
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The killer attack dogs.
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I've also handled things
Like that before, chief.
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Max, this is a suicide mission.
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Whoever goes will
Probably never come back.
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Yes, well, whoever it is,
Chief, let's wish him good luck.
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Good luck, max.
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Convicts?
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Max: well, we had no choice, 99.
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We checked it out
With the computer
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And the only three men with
The necessary qualifications
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To carry out the mission are
Now serving life sentences.
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And you're willing
To work with them?
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Well, it wasn't a
Matter of that, 99.
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It was a matter of whether or not
They were willing to work with me.
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The chief finally got the
Governor to grant them
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Full pardons if the mission
Came off successfully.
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Well, I've gotta run
Along. It's getting late.
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We start training this morning and
I've only got two weeks to get ready.
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- ooh!
- what's the matter?
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- my back aches a little bit.
- oh.
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Gee, 99, I sure hope you have the
Baby before the two weeks is up.
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I'd hate to have to be out on that
Mission and worry about you and the baby.
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Well, the doctor says
It'll be any day now.
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- well, I've gotta run along. Goodbye.
- ooh.
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- what's the matter?
- your back again?
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No, my foot...
You're standing on it.
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All right, officer, you can
Go back to the penitentiary.
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These men are in my custody now.
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All right, men, I'm maxwell
Smart, your commanding officer.
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So from now on when I talk to
You, you will snap to attention.
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That's better, much better.
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- name?
- simmons.
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Why are you holding your
Hands up like that, simmons?
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Because these are the
Most valuable things I own.
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Without my hands,
I'd be out of business.
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I don't recall asking
For a surgeon on this job.
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- I'm a safecracker.
- oh.
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- name?
- murphy.
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What do you do, murphy?
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- guess.
- lumberjack?
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I'm the muscle you asked for.
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Oh.
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- name?
- farley.
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Oh yes, farley, I've
Heard about you.
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They say that you're the
Greatest pickpocket in the country.
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- in the world.
- oh really?
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Well, we'll see about that.
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All right, gentlemen,
Now time is of the essence.
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So in exactly...
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Max, can I see you
Over here for a minute?
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How are things going, max?
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Well, chief, they
Need a lot of work.
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I'm afraid we've
Run out of time.
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What are you talking
About, "Run out of time"?
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We've been training
For less than a week!
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Max, kaos changed their plans.
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We've just learned that
Colonel kirby is turning the code
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Over to their courier
At midnight tonight.
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- tonight?
- yes, you'll leave for the south
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In one hour. Let's
Synchronize our watches.
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Right, chief.
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Farley!
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Synchronize my watch!
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Well, I want you to call
Me on my wristwatch phone
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The minute the
Labor pains start.
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Max, that won't be necessary.
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The chief is standing by
To take me to the hospital.
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I know, 99, but I want
To feel like I'm near you
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At a time like that.
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All right, I'll call you
On your wrist phone.
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All right, now remember:
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No matter what time
Of the day or night,
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No matter what I'm doing,
I want you to call me.
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All right. Goodbye, love.
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Gee, I'm sorry I'm late, 99.
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Did you have the baby yet?
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Of course, she didn't
Have the baby yet.
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What are you doing here?
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I came here to take her to
The hospital to have the baby.
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Well, we don't know when
She's going to have the baby.
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She could have it tonight, she
Could have it tomorrow night,
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She could have
It the next night.
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Gee, I hope not, max.
That's why I'm here now.
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I'm tied up for the
Rest of the week.
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You mean to tell me that's all
The business you did last week?
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Why, that's mighty
Disappointing.
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Mighty disappointing.
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Is business that bad, colonel?
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I tell you, bohrman honey,
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It's a darn lucky thing
That all my restaurants
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Are being used to
Distribute kaos information,
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Otherwise we'd
Be out of business.
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I am just amazed that
People don't cotton to
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Your tennessee
Fricassee frog legs.
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They didn't go for my
Tennessee fricassee eels
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Or my tennessee
Fricassee possum either.
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Bohrman honey, will you please
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Get that infernal
Chicken out of the house?
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Hey, there's something you
Haven't thought of yet, colonel...
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Chicken!
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- chicken?
- yeah.
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I can see it all now:
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Colonel kirby's tennessee
Fricassee chicken!
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Who'd eat that?
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Colonel honey,
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We haven't been out of
The house in a long time.
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We never go anywhere anymore.
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Can't we go into town
Tonight for some fun?
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Not tonight, bohrman.
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You know kessinger
The kaos courier
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Is coming tonight
To pick up the codes.
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But I'm so bored.
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Bohrman...
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Honey...
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I've got a little surprise
For you up in the attic.
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- you do, darling?
- I've been saving it a long long time,
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Waiting for the right
Woman to come along.
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Oh, colonel, I'm so excited.
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What is it? Well,
Tell me what it is!
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Ooh, it's something my
Daddy gave me a long time ago
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- that I saved.
- what? what?
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Nobody knows this, honey...
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But I've got a slave left.
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Keep moving.
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Another 100 yards and
We'll be through the swamp.
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Smart, I think I
See the plantation.
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You're right, simmons. All
Right, now here's what we'll do:
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As soon as we get to land,
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We'll hide this
Boat in the woods,
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And then we'll make our way to
The main gate of the plantation.
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- hello.
- hello, max?
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It's for you.
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- hello, smart here.
- hello, max. It's me 99.
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Oh hi, 99. How are you feeling?
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I'm fine, max, but you made
Me promise to call you
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The minute the pains started.
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Oh, fellas, my wife is
Beginning to get pains.
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How far apart are they, 99?
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I don't know yet...
I've only had one.
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She's only had one so far.
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99, will you do me a favor?
Call me back when you get two.
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Okay, max. Bye.
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All right, men, let's go.
Come on, move out, move out!
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Let's go. Move out.
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Come on.
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He's coming this
Way. Okay, farley,
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Here's where we find out just how
Good a pickpocket you really are.
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I want the keys off
That guard's belt.
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Consider it done.
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I only wanted the keys,
Farley, not the dog.
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You'd better take it, smart.
Farley gets offended real easy.
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Thank you, farley.
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It's a pleasure. What
Else do you need?
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Nothing. Now you're gonna
Have to stay here with the dog
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00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,240
And watch him so
That he doesn't bark.
240
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,464
Simmons, murphy, let's go.
241
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,959
Open the gates, simmons.
242
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,799
Will you hurry up, simmons?!
243
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,143
I can't find the right key.
244
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,366
Here, let me try.
245
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,988
Murphy, what are you
Doing inside the gate?
246
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,090
You're supposed to
Be out here with us.
247
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,281
Then when we open
The gate, we all go in.
248
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,765
- how did you get in there?
- I bended the pole.
249
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,000
He bended the pole.
250
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,456
Come on.
251
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,075
All right, hold it.
252
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,245
Now the first thing...
253
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:11,380
- hello?
- hello, max. It's me again.
254
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,781
Oh hi, 99. How are you feeling?
255
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,883
Well, the pains are coming
Every 20 minutes now,
256
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:17,987
But the doctor says not to be
Concerned until they're 10 minutes apart.
257
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,255
All right. Now listen, when
They come 10 minutes apart
258
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:22,258
Call the chief and have him
Come right over. Then call me.
259
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,393
I will, max. I love you.
260
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,817
I love you too, 99.
261
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,658
Smart, look.
262
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,199
It's kessinger the kaos courier.
263
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,927
Smart, I think that building
Is the guards' barracks.
264
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,830
All right, now here's
What I want you to do:
265
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,998
Murphy, I want you to go
Over there and lock them in.
266
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,134
Simmons, you come with me.
We've gotta get into the house,
267
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,968
Get into that safe and
Switch the code before
268
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,704
The colonel can hand
It over to kessinger.
269
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,009
All right, let's go.
270
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,978
Man: who closed that door?
271
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,092
Man #2: open up!
272
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,550
open up!
273
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:38,087
Quick, close the door, simmons.
274
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,236
Now the safe should be
Somewhere in this room.
275
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,405
Well, just don't
Stand there, simmons.
276
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,106
You're the expert...
Find the safe.
277
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:48,510
I am an expert... At opening
Them, not finding them.
278
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:53,448
Well, fortunately, I happen
To be an expert at finding them.
279
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:57,118
Now according
To my calculations,
280
00:17:57,142 --> 00:17:59,522
The safe should be...
281
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,589
right behind that painting.
282
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,959
Are you sure?
283
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,361
There. Help me
Move this safe over
284
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,252
So I can stand on it
And get a better look.
285
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:27,415
Well, just don't
Stand there, simmons.
286
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,973
I found the safe. Now open it.
287
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,925
Hello?
288
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,325
Max? 99.
289
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,794
Oh hi, 99. How do you feel?
290
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,462
Well, the pains are
10 minutes apart now.
291
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:43,465
Oh, that's great! The pains are
Coming 10 minutes apart now.
292
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,200
Beautiful!
293
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,568
99, is the chief there yet?
294
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,169
No, max, but he should
Be here any minute.
295
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,239
Listen, if everything
Goes according to plan,
296
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,374
I should be back in
Washington tomorrow morning.
297
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,111
- I'll come right to the hospital.
- max, I'm so excited!
298
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:58,013
I can't talk anymore,
99. I'm very very busy.
299
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,915
- I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?
- okay.
300
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,917
Goodbye, sweetheart.
301
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:04,953
- how's it coming, simmons?
- I'm just about there.
302
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,211
Here. Hold the flashlight.
303
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,192
Right there.
304
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:12,394
- what's the matter?
- I don't know.
305
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,697
It must be the batteries.
306
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:17,254
Don't move. I know
Exactly where it is.
307
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,769
Ow!
308
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,737
What's the matter?
309
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,406
You stepped on my hand!
310
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,909
Oh, sorry about that.
311
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,678
We'll take care of it later. Right
Now we've got to open up that safe.
312
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,647
How am I gonna open up a safe when
I can't straighten out my fingers?
313
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,316
Well, what are we gonna do?
314
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,617
You're gonna open the safe.
315
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,886
Are you crazy? I never
Opened a safe in my life.
316
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,870
I'll tell you what
To do. Come on.
317
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,992
Now turn it slowly.
318
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,483
One-quarter-turn to the right.
319
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,204
What next?
320
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,906
That's it. That was
Closer than I figured.
321
00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:00,410
Well, come on, make the switch.
322
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:09,125
Kirby: stay right where you are.
323
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,876
Kessinger, pick up that gun.
324
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,617
So... Control agents, huh?
325
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,566
I don't know what
You're talking about!
326
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,436
We're just regular
Run-of-the-mill, everyday burglars.
327
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,189
What's your name?
328
00:20:28,213 --> 00:20:30,205
I don't have to give
You my name, colonel.
329
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,608
All I have to do is give you
My control serial number:
330
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,231
865...
331
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,047
All right.
332
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,503
Now hand over the codebook.
333
00:20:40,672 --> 00:20:42,284
We don't have the codebook.
334
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,419
You got us before we had the
Chance to get it out of the safe.
335
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:46,588
go take a look for yourself.
336
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,490
That's right, colonel. We
Don't have the codebook.
337
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:50,625
Good work, simmons.
338
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,027
Take a look for yourself.
339
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,184
Bohrman...
340
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,220
Keep them covered.
341
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,310
Kessinger, take the
Codebook and get goin'.
342
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,214
Start distribution immediately.
343
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:18,487
Earlier this evening you complained
About being bored, bohrman.
344
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,623
Well, these gentlemen
Are now gonna provide you
345
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,487
With a little entertainment...
346
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,794
before they die.
347
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:30,332
Now which one would
You like to see go first?
348
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,401
Mmm...
349
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:35,158
Start with the cute one.
350
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,697
It's always been my curse.
351
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,212
Not you. The cute one!
352
00:21:43,236 --> 00:21:46,615
let him go first.
He seems so anxious.
353
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:49,084
All right, boy, start dancing.
354
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,041
I don't know how to dance!
355
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,779
However, I'm certainly
Willing to learn.
356
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,843
Hold it!
357
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,465
- hello?
- hello, max?
358
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,233
The chief is waiting
For me downstairs.
359
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,202
I'm on my way to the
Hospital right now.
360
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,233
Are you all right, 99?
361
00:22:08,257 --> 00:22:10,606
Yes, the pains are coming
Every 10 minutes now.
362
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:13,270
Good. Mine are coming
Every five seconds.
363
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,977
Hey, just a minute, fella!
364
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,547
That was my wife
I was talking to!
365
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,682
Okay, that does it, colonel.
366
00:22:20,706 --> 00:22:22,217
I'm not dancing for you anymore.
367
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:25,309
Really? We'll see.
368
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,014
Oh boy!
369
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,035
Honey colonel... Oh.
370
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,437
Colonel, are you all right?
371
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,411
- hello?
- well, you can stop worrying now, max.
372
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:53,449
We started for the hospital and
The pains stopped. It was a false alarm.
373
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,751
I'm happy to hear that, 99. I really
Wanted to be with you when the baby came.
374
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,054
Well, it looks like the
Case here is all wrapped up.
375
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,856
I'll be home first
Thing in the morning.
376
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,791
Oh, that's wonderful,
Love. See you then.
377
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,226
Goodbye, sweetheart.
378
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,216
Simmons, come here.
379
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:09,832
Well, simmons, I
Guess you realize
380
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:12,835
That this means a full pardon
For you and murphy and farley.
381
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:16,104
Well, I'll tell you something,
Smart: I've learned my lesson.
382
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,807
As soon as I get out I'm goin'
Into business for myself.
383
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:21,877
Well, I'm happy to hear that. What
Kind of business are you going into?
384
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,712
I'm gonna become a
Television repairman.
385
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:26,448
Oh. Well, if I were
You and I got out,
386
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:28,104
I'd go straight.
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