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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:10,486 Man over p.A.: all Passengers now disembarking 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:14,512 from flight 101, please Report immediately to customs. 3 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,195 - psst, max. - oh hi, chief. 4 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,631 - I'll be with you in a minute. - max, how's it going? 5 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,800 Great. How do you like 'em? 6 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:26,503 Max, I'm talking about the Mission. Forget about the diapers. 7 00:00:26,527 --> 00:00:28,505 Well, I can't forget About the diapers, chief. 8 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:30,907 After all, I'm gonna become A father. I have to practice. 9 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,376 Max, kaos is trying to smuggle 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,211 A deadly explosive Into the country 11 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,180 And you're supposed to Be on the lookout for it. 12 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,942 I know that, chief. 13 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:39,849 Well, then start checking Through my luggage 14 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,471 Like I'm a passenger. I'll fill you in 15 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,253 On all the information We have up to now. 16 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,168 Right, chief. 17 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:46,890 The formula is divided Into three parts... 18 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:48,859 Chief, do you have The keys to this thing? 19 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,727 Oh, yes. 20 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,263 The first part has already Been smuggled into this country. 21 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,565 Max, why did you do that? 22 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,567 Well, you asked me to Treat you like a customer, 23 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,791 And here at customs That's the way we treat 'em. 24 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,006 According to our information, 25 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,709 Part two of the formula is Going to be sent through today, 26 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:07,844 but we don't know whether It's coming through by boat 27 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,413 - or by plane. - where'd you get these shorts, chief? 28 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,350 Never mind the shorts. Now I've got men stationed at the pier. 29 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:15,085 - your job... - what size are these shorts, chief? 30 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:18,622 - 36. Your job is... - these are no 36, chief. 31 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:22,025 - all right, max. 38. - they're more like a 40, chief. 32 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:25,250 All right, 40 if it makes you Happy. Now give me those shorts. 33 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:30,500 Max, I can't stress upon you The importance of this mission. 34 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:34,104 You must not let that second Part of the formula get through! 35 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,039 I'll check with you later. 36 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:39,064 Uh, hold it, chief. I'd better mark That so they'll let you through. 37 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,108 Okay, next! 38 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:55,246 Okay, may I ask what you're Bringing into the country? 39 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,929 Okay, you can go ahead. 40 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,654 I can see what you're Bringing into the country. 41 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,772 Okay, who's next? 42 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,275 - I am. - well, you're a little young 43 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,976 To be traveling Alone, aren't you? 44 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,380 No, that's my doll. I'm down here, mister. 45 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:20,383 Oh. Well, you're the youngest Ventriloquist I've ever seen. 46 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:23,086 - I'm not a ventriloquist. - well, you should be. 47 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,321 You're the greatest one I've ever Heard. Where's your mommy and daddy? 48 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:28,591 They're waiting to meet Me. I was visiting my grandma. 49 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,593 Oh. Well, you can go Ahead right through. 50 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,462 We don't want to keep your Mommy and daddy waiting. 51 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:33,751 Thank you, mister. 52 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,438 Good. Valerie's waiting. 53 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:45,709 You brought the second Part of the formula? 54 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,844 Yeah, it's in the doll, 55 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:49,568 Just like the other one. 56 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,310 Yes. 57 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,047 I see. 58 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:13,863 Thank you very much. 59 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,166 Well, it's definite, Max. The little girl 60 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:19,069 You let through customs Was not a little girl. 61 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,404 Well, she certainly Wasn't a big girl, chief. 62 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,974 - she was only that high. - max, it wasn't a little girl at all. 63 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:28,578 - it was a little man! - chief, that is ridiculous! 64 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,848 I was there, you weren't. I'm Telling you that it was a little girl 65 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:35,618 With blonde, curly hair. And She was a great ventriloquist. 66 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:38,755 Max, it was little louie Dunlap, a kaos courier! 67 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:42,725 - well, he could've fooled me. - he did fool you! 68 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,728 Does that mean that kaos has the Second part of the formula now, chief? 69 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,964 I'm afraid so, 99. They managed To get both parts in the country 70 00:04:48,988 --> 00:04:52,590 In less than... Let me have that. 71 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,539 In less than two weeks! 72 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:59,609 If they succeed in getting the Third part in, we're in big trouble. 73 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:02,312 What do you think they plan to do With the formula once it's complete? 74 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:05,080 They plan to change the Structure of the united states. 75 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:07,038 - what? - let me show you. 76 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,987 Now this map was stolen by One of our control agents 77 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,292 From kaos headquarters. Take a look at it. 78 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,227 Max, will you stop playing Around with that diaper 79 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:19,128 And look at this map? 80 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,831 - sorry about that, chief. - now, max, 81 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,599 Something is Missing from this map. 82 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,226 California! 83 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:27,203 This is the way the United states will look 84 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,607 If kaos succeeds in getting the third Part of that formula into the country. 85 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:33,676 - I don't understand, chief. - with that formula completed, 86 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:37,212 Kaos will be able to make the most Powerful explosive known to man. 87 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:39,248 well, I still don't Understand, chief. 88 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,585 Are you saying that kaos wants To blow california off the map? 89 00:05:42,609 --> 00:05:45,021 - exactly. - but why california? 90 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,691 Because some of our biggest Missile bases are located in california. 91 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:51,060 And some of our best television Shows come from there too, 99. 92 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,429 California is expecting An earthquake. 93 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,231 Now this is a Perfect alibi for kaos. 94 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:57,233 They blow california Into the ocean 95 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,935 And everybody will Blame it on the earthquake. 96 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,504 - but chief, if that were to happen... - that's right. 97 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:04,641 - it would be a disaster! - and some disaster. 98 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:08,110 Just think, ronald reagan will have To go back to making movies again. 99 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,547 That's not the disaster I was talking about, max. 100 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,816 Oh no? Think about it. 101 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,920 I'm sorry, that's my New secret phone. 102 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:19,222 I'm the only one who is supposed To know where that phone 103 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,324 - is hidden in this office. - that's okay, chief. 104 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:22,726 We'll wait in the outer office. 105 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,682 Come on, 99. 106 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,376 - good afternoon, sir. - hi, chief. This is larabee. 107 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,912 Larabee, how'd you get the Number of my secret phone?! 108 00:06:42,936 --> 00:06:45,781 - I looked it up in the phone book. - it's in the phone book?! 109 00:06:45,805 --> 00:06:48,251 It's listed in the classified Pages under secrets. 110 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,252 I just found the cab driver 111 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:52,321 Who picked up little Louie dunlap at the pier. 112 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,257 Great work, larabee. Get him in here immediately. 113 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,891 Well, first we'll Have to capture him. 114 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,927 Not dunlap, the cab driver! 115 00:06:57,951 --> 00:07:01,030 Oh. I can't. He refuses To come now. He's on duty. 116 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,798 Then we'll go down There. Where is he? 117 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,456 He's parked at a cab Stand at 4th and fulton. 118 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,479 That won't be necessary. We're not going anyplace. 119 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,431 We're just gonna talk. 120 00:07:17,455 --> 00:07:19,749 I know that, but anytime Anybody gets into the cab 121 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,018 - I'm supposed to throw the meter on. - how do you determine 122 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,819 How much to charge people Who are just gonna talk? 123 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,422 Well, it's 35¢ for the First three sentences 124 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,858 And 10¢ a word thereafter. 125 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,759 You picked up a Little blonde girl 126 00:07:30,783 --> 00:07:33,028 carrying a doll at the Airport yesterday, didn't you? 127 00:07:33,052 --> 00:07:35,130 Yeah. She was with a tall man... 128 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,133 Hey! Look where you're going! 129 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,101 With a beard. I Remember them well. 130 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:43,372 - where'd you drop them off? - uh, let's see. 131 00:07:43,396 --> 00:07:47,443 727 south cleveland At a place called... 132 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,179 Come on! Come on! I Haven't got all day! 133 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:53,115 Miss valerie's school For expectant fathers. 134 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:55,773 All right! The same to you! 135 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,888 Listen. I hope I'm Not out of line, 136 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,623 But seeing as We're standing still, 137 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,278 Why do you keep Yelling at the other cars? 138 00:08:02,302 --> 00:08:03,092 Force of habit. 139 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:06,817 You've been very helpful. Thank you. Max, pay the man. 140 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:11,868 That'll be $3.40. 141 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,570 - $3.40?! - yeah. 142 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,506 Chief, we should've Walked and talked. 143 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:19,374 Listen, fella. I know You may not realize this, 144 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,477 But the information That you just gave us 145 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,046 Could be of vital Importance to this country. 146 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,882 - you're kidding. - no, I'm not kidding. 147 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,884 Now I'm not supposed To tell you this, 148 00:08:28,908 --> 00:08:30,787 But we happen to Be secret agents. 149 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,455 and what you have just told us 150 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,991 Could mean that millions Of your fellow americans 151 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,293 Can continue to Live in a country 152 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,795 That is the home of the brave 153 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,763 And the land of the free. 154 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,732 You mean what I Just told you guys 155 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:45,316 - is gonna help my country? - that's right. 156 00:08:46,225 --> 00:08:49,506 Gee, that makes a guy Feel good all over. 157 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,997 - well, it should. - okay, make it $3 even. 158 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:57,447 Woman: all right, gentlemen. 159 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,515 so much for the care of The infant in cases of colic. 160 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,085 Now, for the benefit of Our two new students, 161 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:05,922 Mr. Clark and mr. Smart, 162 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,257 Shall we go over The procedure... 163 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,027 The correct procedure... For bathing the baby? 164 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:14,697 Now as you remember, the First thing that we must do 165 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:18,034 Is test the temperature by Dipping our elbow into the water. 166 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,898 If you would do that, please. 167 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:27,043 Max, you're supposed To roll up your sleeve. 168 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:30,113 Oh. It's okay, Chief. It's drip-dry. 169 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:33,138 Now holding the baby thusly... 170 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,352 Can you all see? 171 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,055 We place the baby Gently in the bassinet 172 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,591 - and proceed to bathe it. - well, what do you think? 173 00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,426 I don't know, max. 174 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,995 All the rest of the Students look okay to me, 175 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,164 But I don't know About miss valerie. 176 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,701 Are you kidding? She looks a lot Better to me than the students. 177 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,971 Max, if what the cab Driver told us was true, 178 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,139 The second part of that Formula must be here somewhere. 179 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,975 - yeah, but where? - shh. Here she comes. 180 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:03,679 - mr. Smart, how are you doing? - oh, fine. Fine, thank you. 181 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:07,650 Uh, do you know the difference Between the head and the feet? 182 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:11,120 Hmm? Oh, sure. These are the feet And the head is down there somewhere. 183 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:15,023 I think you'll find that if you Keep the head above water, 184 00:10:15,047 --> 00:10:18,494 - your baby will be much happier. - thank you. 185 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,063 Now, gentlemen, if you'll Please dress your babies. 186 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,021 Uh, will you excuse me a moment? 187 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,473 - hello? - valerie? Mondo. 188 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,676 Carney is here with the Third part of the formula. 189 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,579 I can't tell you how happy this Makes me. Are you at the airport? 190 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:38,981 No, we're in a phone booth Down the street from your place. 191 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,050 Give me just a moment To clear the classroom. 192 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,486 It could be in that Supply room, max. 193 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,754 It's the only door in The room that's locked. 194 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,324 Of course, chief. It's Gotta be the supply room. 195 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,626 We'll have to come up With some clever way 196 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,729 - of taking a look in that room. - let me handle that, chief. 197 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,631 - uh, miss valerie? - yes? 198 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:59,001 - could I take a look in the supply room? - of course not. 199 00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,303 I keep my personal Things in there. 200 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,705 that's why it's locked. 201 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:04,774 I'll have to think of Another clever way, chief. 202 00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,377 - don't bother. - valerie: I'm terribly sorry, students, 203 00:11:07,401 --> 00:11:10,980 But an emergency has arisen. I'm Afraid I'll have to cut the class short. 204 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,116 But I want all of you to Take your dolls home with you 205 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,885 And practice bathing them. 206 00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,175 And don't forget to Bring them back next week. 207 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,892 Good night. Good Night. See you next week. 208 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,260 - good night. - good night. 209 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,885 Good night. 210 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,723 - good night. - good night, mr. Clark. 211 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,526 Shut the door, mondo. 212 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:49,151 Now at long last we can put The entire formula together. 213 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:52,615 All right, mondo. Pull the String on the first doll. 214 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,892 Doll: my name is mary lou. 215 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,726 Man's voice: two parts Hydrogen dexochloride. 216 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,119 All right. Now the second doll. 217 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,533 Doll: my name is mary lou. 218 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,535 Man's voice: one Part laudanum solution. 219 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,926 And now for the Third and final part. 220 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,442 Doll: my name is mary lou. 221 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,332 I hate fresh boys. 222 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,049 I have a little doggy. 223 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,552 What is this? 224 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:25,120 Doll: my name is mary lou. 225 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,990 - double-cross us? - wait wait. 226 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,693 When carney collided with That new student, smart, 227 00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:32,361 They dropped the dolls. 228 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:35,631 Smart must've given him back The wrong doll by mistake. 229 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:39,835 Yes, we've got to get that doll Back before he discovers the secret. 230 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,106 - do you know where he lives? - yes, I have his address in my files. 231 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,240 Mondo, you must go there Immediately and get the doll back. 232 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,209 Don't worry. 233 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,578 I'll get that doll Back one way... 234 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,735 Or the other. 235 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,299 - who is it? - max: it's me, honey. 236 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,935 - what's the password? - I lost my wallet. 237 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,671 - that's not the password. - I know, but I had the password 238 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,506 written on a piece Of paper in my wallet. 239 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,741 That's max. 240 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:23,000 - hello, max. I'm so glad you're home. - hi, 99. 241 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,315 What are you doing With that doll? 242 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,917 Oh, this is one of the dolls From miss valerie's school. 243 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,786 She let me take it home Tonight to play with it... 244 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,022 - uh, practice with it. - it's adorable. 245 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,092 Look, it's the talking kind. 246 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,594 Doll: my name is mary lou. 247 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,596 Did you find out anything today? 248 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,731 Yes, well, I did find Out one thing, 99... 249 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,534 I found out that it's better If you roll your sleeve up 250 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,336 Before you dip your Elbow in the water. 251 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,271 No, I mean about the formula. 252 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,073 Well, the baby's formula, 253 00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,541 That doesn't come Up for three weeks. 254 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,010 No, max. The formula For the explosive. 255 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,980 The chief and I didn't get a Chance to get around to that, 99. 256 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,216 - but we're going back later tonight. - aww. 257 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,518 You must be exhausted. Let me draw you a bath. 258 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,386 Okay. 259 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,455 Be quiet. 260 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,291 - do you think it might be kaos? - either that or your mother. 261 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:12,461 - max! - you go ahead and draw my bath, 262 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,965 - I'll take care of the door. - right. 263 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,572 - yes? - I'm sorry to interrupt you at this hour, 264 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,074 But my car broke down. May I use your phone? 265 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,244 Oh, certainly. It's right Over there on the desk... 266 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,135 - uh, the desk. - thank you. 267 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,485 Uh, if you need Anything, I'll be upstairs... 268 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,009 - uh, upstairs. - thank you. 269 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,032 Your bath will be Ready in a minute, love. 270 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,935 - who was at the door? - some guy's car broke down 271 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,259 - and he asked to use the phone. - oh. 272 00:14:56,863 --> 00:15:00,009 Max, why would he Come all the way up here? 273 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,444 Why wouldn't he just try one of The apartments on the first floor? 274 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,747 I don't know. Maybe There was nobody home. 275 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:08,283 On the whole first floor? And What about the payphone in the lobby? 276 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:11,353 - he could've used that. - well, maybe he didn't have any change. 277 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,611 I don't like it. I don't think he Ought to be down there by himself. 278 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,326 99, why are you Always so suspicious? 279 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,896 Some poor guy comes Along, his car breaks down, 280 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,865 He sees the light Shining in our window, 281 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:26,869 So he comes upstairs and asks Us if he can please use our phone 282 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,271 And right away you think Something wrong is happening. 283 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,975 I don't know, max. I just Don't feel right about it. 284 00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,144 Okay, 99. 285 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,079 If it'll make you Feel any better, 286 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,603 I'll go down and wait until He finishes the phone call. 287 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:51,826 Hey! What's going on here? 288 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:55,230 All right, where is it? 289 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,632 I told you. It's right There on top of the desk. 290 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,435 Max, why are you... What happened? 291 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,139 Nothing, 99. He just Couldn't find the telephone. 292 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,141 I told him it was right Here on top of the desk. 293 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,676 I want the doll. 294 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,313 Hey, wait a minute, fella. That happens to be my wife. 295 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:13,115 I don't want her. I want the doll 296 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,551 You brought home from Miss valerie's school. 297 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,553 Oh, that doll. Yes. 298 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,921 And I want it now. 299 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:23,059 - he wants it now. - well, we'd better give it to him, max. 300 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:26,203 It's only a doll, after all. It's in the bedroom. I'll get it. 301 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,966 She'd better get it, Because if she doesn't get it, 302 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,435 You get it. Got it? 303 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,138 - got it. - all right, move over there. 304 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,473 Fast fast fast. Come Come come come. 305 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,931 Hurry. All right. Now Throw me the doll. 306 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,803 - don't do anything foolish. - now you tell me? 307 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:52,976 I'm leaving now. Don't Try to follow me. 308 00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,028 Okay, 99. That is it. 309 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,397 - we're getting out. - what do you mean, max? 310 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,900 Well, when it comes to the point That a man can come to your apartment 311 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,203 In the middle of the Night, take out a gun 312 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:12,073 And take away your doll, that's when It's time to get out of the neighborhood. 313 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,976 Max, when little louie dunlap 314 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,578 Smuggled the second Part of the formula 315 00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:18,880 Past you at customs, Wasn't he carrying a doll? 316 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,982 You're right, 99. 317 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:24,419 And that doll looked Exactly like that doll. 318 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,821 But that must be how they're Smuggling in the formula... 319 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:28,857 - in dolls! - of course. 320 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,925 And miss valerie's Place is the drop-off. 321 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,579 I'm going back down There. You tell the 322 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:34,469 Chief to meet me there As quickly as he can. 323 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,733 Mondo: there is no possible way 324 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,102 anyone can connect us together. 325 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:43,072 Valerie: that's good. We Must get to the airport. 326 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,507 we have 45 minutes To catch the flight. 327 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,877 I wouldn't worry. 328 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:53,548 this was a brilliant plan, 329 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:58,142 smuggling the secrets in dolls. 330 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,863 How nice of you to Drop in, mr. Smart. 331 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,514 You said you wanted to See what was in this room. 332 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:01,438 Well, not really. I could... 333 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,190 Of course. 334 00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:12,361 The old secret-supply-room- In-the-supply-room trick. 335 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,164 - carney, tie him up. - there's no time for that. 336 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,465 Our plane leaves for Los angeles in 20 minutes. 337 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,409 get the dolls with the formula. 338 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,472 Now, mr. Smart, 339 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,729 I'm going to give you A sporting chance. 340 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,777 There are six Dolls in this room. 341 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:32,348 As you already know each one Has a string hanging from its back. 342 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:36,084 the string on one of those dolls is Going to open the door to this room. 343 00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:40,055 I see. Then it's just a Question of how much time 344 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,125 It takes me to find the doll with the Right string to get out of this room. 345 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,995 Correct. However, one of the Dolls in this room contains a bomb. 346 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,997 so if you pull That doll's string, 347 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,366 this room will be blown to bits. 348 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,870 Hmm, sort of a russian Roulette with dolls. 349 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,638 Yes. 350 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:59,808 Just a moment. Supposing that I don't pull 351 00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,378 The string on any of the dolls? 352 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,547 Supposing I just wait here until Somebody comes and finds me? 353 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,916 Unfortunately, My dear mr. Smart, 354 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,985 There's only enough Air left in this room 355 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,742 To last 30 minutes. 356 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,013 Oh yeah? Well supposing I hold my breath? 357 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,581 Doll: my name is mary lou. 358 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:42,925 You don't know how Happy I am to hear that. 359 00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,628 - max? - there's nobody here. 360 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,030 - wait a minute, the supply room. - what's in there, chief? 361 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,174 I don't know, 99, but I'm going to find out. 362 00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:00,024 Max, are you in there? 363 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,815 My name is mary lou. 364 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,339 Stand back, 99. 365 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,958 Well, there's nothing in here Except those baby things on the shelf. 366 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,093 Why would they keep things Like this under lock and key? 367 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,684 Maybe there's Something behind them. 368 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,473 Max! Thank heavens You're all right! 369 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,742 Of course I'm all right. Chief, you got here just in time. 370 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:41,443 - where are they headed? - they're on their way to the airport. 371 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,312 They're leaving for los Angeles in five minutes. 372 00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,147 Larabee's stationed there. I'll Call him and have him stop them! 373 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:48,011 I can tell you exactly What they look like, chief. 374 00:21:56,282 --> 00:22:00,095 Man over p.A.: flight 407 For los angeles now boarding. 375 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,930 Hold it. I'm a government agent. 376 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,199 - I want to see some identification. - what seems to be the trouble? 377 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,001 Just checking Their identification. 378 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:09,104 you three better get going. Your Flight leaves in less than five minutes. 379 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,261 Thank you very much. 380 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,317 But didn't it strike you funny 381 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,886 That the pilot, the Copilot and a stewardess 382 00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,255 Were all carrying dolls?! 383 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,813 Now that you mention It, that is strange. 384 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:34,417 99, max, we've got to beat That plane to los angeles. 385 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:40,569 Larabee, how can You be so stupid? 386 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,593 come on, max! 387 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:58,008 Man over p.A.: flight 407 Now arriving from washington. 388 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,191 Well, gentlemen, I Suggest that we split up 389 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,060 And rendezvous at location z. 390 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,663 That won't be necessary. We'll take those dolls now. 391 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,319 Run for it. 392 00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:14,202 I'll take that, miss valerie. 393 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,505 Just tell me one Thing, mr. Smart: 394 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,241 How did you manage to Beat us to los angeles? 395 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,109 Well, it was Really quite simple. 396 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:23,779 While you were stacked Up, circling over los angeles 397 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,348 We were barreling Along at 70 miles an hour... 398 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,105 By train. 32844

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