Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:35,178
We're right on time. Marco must be
Waiting for us somewhere in this basement.
2
00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,846
Signal him with
Your flashlight, max.
3
00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,036
Right, chief.
4
00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,586
Gee, chief, did you see how
Quick he answered my signal?
5
00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:46,211
I know. Signal him again, max.
6
00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:52,028
- boy, is he fast.
- he's too fast.
7
00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,263
Max, turn your flashlight
On and leave it on.
8
00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,799
But that's not
The signal, chief.
9
00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:57,834
I know that. Just turn it on.
10
00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,002
Just as I thought, max,
That's our reflection.
11
00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,471
You're signaling a mirror.
12
00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,640
And it answered me?
13
00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,597
Turn it off, max.
14
00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:08,678
There's marco now.
15
00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,348
Now remember, he has vital
Information concerning kaos.
16
00:01:11,372 --> 00:01:14,317
We must find out what it is. I'll be
Upstairs watching the entrance.
17
00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,752
- right, chief.
- oh, max,
18
00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,121
Shine your flashlight on the
Stairs so I can find my way up.
19
00:01:18,145 --> 00:01:19,305
Right, chief.
20
00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,964
Chief, are you all right?
21
00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:31,167
Chief, don't ever do that.
22
00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:34,804
Max, would you mind keeping your flashlight
On the stairs until I get all the way up?
23
00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:37,362
Sorry about that, chief.
24
00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,419
Marco, where are you?
25
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:53,122
I'm over here.
Turn on your light.
26
00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,157
- are you maxwell smart?
- what?
27
00:01:55,181 --> 00:01:57,126
I said are you maxwell smart?
28
00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,128
- yes, are you marco?
- what?
29
00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:01,330
I said are you marco?
30
00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:02,532
- yes.
- what?
31
00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:03,933
I said yes.
32
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,102
- good.
- what?
33
00:02:05,126 --> 00:02:07,237
I said g...
34
00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:08,671
This is ridiculous.
35
00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:10,607
We can't hold a
Secret conversation
36
00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,209
Yelling at the
Top of our voices.
37
00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,444
Look, why don't you get
On top of that barrel?
38
00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,235
Good idea. Turn on the light.
39
00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,889
I have top secret
Information concerning kaos.
40
00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:28,091
What?
41
00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,827
I have top secret
Information conc...
42
00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,117
Never mind, I'll sit down.
43
00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:38,034
Kaos has just been
Acquired by I.H. Industries.
44
00:02:38,058 --> 00:02:40,536
Of course, I.H. Industries.
45
00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,538
Who is I.H. Industries?
46
00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,474
They're a very big conglomerate.
47
00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,176
They already own
Steel companies, airlines,
48
00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,313
Oil companies and a
Chain of pizza parlors.
49
00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:54,216
Hm, with all that capital behind
Them there'll be no stopping kaos.
50
00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:58,087
The man behind I.H.
Industries is a fiend, a madman.
51
00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:01,057
And now that he owns kaos,
He's out to control the world.
52
00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,492
Well, who is this madman?
53
00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,949
Ironhand.
54
00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:09,932
I made it. I made it!
55
00:03:09,956 --> 00:03:11,601
What are you talking about?
56
00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,403
Well, don't you
See? In the movies,
57
00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,206
Whenever the informer
Says, "His name is..."
58
00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,475
A shot rings out
And he's killed.
59
00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,843
I fooled them. I didn't
Give them a chance.
60
00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:23,279
I said his name
First and I'm alive.
61
00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:24,747
Oh, well that's very clever.
62
00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,049
Oh, thank you.
63
00:03:26,073 --> 00:03:28,184
I didn't get the name.
64
00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,853
Oh, you didn't?
Well, his name is...
65
00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,510
His name is...
66
00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,839
Well, chief, I got here as
Quick as I could. What's up?
67
00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,574
What do you mean, what's up?
68
00:04:58,598 --> 00:05:02,111
Take a look at this office!
69
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,146
How come I wasn't
Invited to the party?
70
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,781
Max, kaos was here.
71
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:09,118
You invited kaos to the
Party and you didn't invite me?
72
00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:12,121
Kaos broke in here and
Ransacked my office.
73
00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,823
But I don't understand, chief.
74
00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,759
Kaos has never been able to
Penetrate control headquarters before.
75
00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,161
That'll give you some idea
Of what we're up against now.
76
00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,331
This man who took
Over kaos is cunning,
77
00:05:21,355 --> 00:05:23,199
Diabolical, ingenious...
78
00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,634
But there's one thing he's not.
79
00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:25,868
- what's that?
- neat.
80
00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,971
Take a look at my
Telephone. Look at that.
81
00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,307
Somebody with incredible
Strength did that!
82
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,842
And look at that wall safe...
83
00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:35,845
ripped out of three feet
Of steel and concrete.
84
00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,847
What do you suppose
Kaos was after, chief?
85
00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,482
I know perfectly well
What they were after.
86
00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,384
What they've been after
For several months now:
87
00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,453
The plans for the a.A.A.M.M.
88
00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,722
- you're stammering, chief.
- I don't stammer!
89
00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,523
You always stammer
When you get upset.
90
00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:49,192
I'm not upset!
91
00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:50,859
When I said the a.A.A.M.M.
92
00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:52,962
I meant the anti-anti-
Antimissile missile.
93
00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,163
See what I mean?
94
00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,399
Thank heavens the
Plans weren't in the safe.
95
00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,001
And the way things
Are looking now, I don't
96
00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,702
Think they'll be safe
Anywhere in washington.
97
00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:02,572
Max, I'm gonna assign you and 99
98
00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,640
To get those plans
Safely out of washington.
99
00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,976
Well, I don't think that's
Such a good idea, chief.
100
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,011
I'd rather you didn't
Put 99 on the case.
101
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,646
After all she is
Pregnant, you know.
102
00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,715
That's precisely why I
Want her on this case.
103
00:06:12,739 --> 00:06:15,184
Her condition is a perfect
Cover for this operation.
104
00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,653
Now, max, you and 99
105
00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:20,823
Are to contact agent
44 at this address.
106
00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:22,858
The bye-bye baby
Buggy bargain bazaar.
107
00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,761
Is that barbie's bye-bye
Baby buggy bargain bazaar?
108
00:06:25,785 --> 00:06:29,665
No no no. Barbie's bye-bye baby
Buggy bargain bazaar is on balboa blvd.
109
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:33,391
You're to go to bunny beebe's bye-bye
Baby buggy bargain bazaar on barnaby blvd.
110
00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,928
Oh, we're just
Browsing, thank you.
111
00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:14,811
Come on, 99, we've
Gotta find agent 44.
112
00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,234
Right.
113
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,319
Max, look at this
Adorable carriage.
114
00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:26,656
99, will you come on? We can't
Stop to look at carriages now.
115
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,458
- let's buy it, max.
- we can't buy a carriage now.
116
00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,661
You don't buy a carriage
Before the baby is born.
117
00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,230
You buy a carriage
After the baby is born.
118
00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,165
But, max, it's marked down.
119
00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,791
99, I'm sorry, but we're not
Going to buy this carriage.
120
00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,106
Besides it's taken.
121
00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,474
- hello, 86.
- is that you, 44?
122
00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:48,578
No, it's spiro agnew.
Of course it's me.
123
00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:51,581
- who else would get a job like this?
- spiro agnew?
124
00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,483
- how are you feeling, 99?
- oh, I'm fine, 44.
125
00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:56,285
Do you have our
Instructions, 44?
126
00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:58,154
Right here under the blanket.
127
00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,956
This doll will give
You your instructions.
128
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,158
all you have to do
Is pull the string.
129
00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,394
Thank you, 44.
We'll see you later.
130
00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:07,930
Gee, I wish there was
Something we could do for you.
131
00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:11,234
Oh, don't pay any attention
To my complaining, 86.
132
00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,704
Every so often these assignments
Get to me and I get fed up.
133
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:18,507
then I talk to myself and I
Realize I'm a control agent.
134
00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,643
and I'm here because
This is the way
135
00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,012
I've chosen to serve my country
136
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,535
And my fellow man.
137
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:41,130
Chief: good
Afternoon, 86 and 99.
138
00:08:41,154 --> 00:08:42,932
a baby carriage,
Specially constructed
139
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,534
by the control weapons lab
Has been delivered to this store.
140
00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,937
using that baby
Carriage as a cover
141
00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,173
you will pick up the
A.A.A.M.M. Plans in three parts.
142
00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,909
In three parts?
143
00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,412
in three parts. Each part is
Useless without the other two.
144
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:59,616
you're to take the carriage. It's
The blue one with the sold tag on it.
145
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,184
then proceed immediately
To 99's obstetrician.
146
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,320
you will make contact
With someone in the office
147
00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,922
who will give you
Further instructions.
148
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:09,058
good luck. In five
Seconds this doll will wet.
149
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,361
- what?
- not what, max, wet.
150
00:09:23,697 --> 00:09:26,575
Max, look at this.
151
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,477
99, I think this is it.
152
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,514
But it just looks like an
Ordinary carriage to me, max.
153
00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,983
What weapons do you
Suppose they've built into it?
154
00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,674
I don't know, 99.
155
00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,111
Max, stop it!
156
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:45,282
Max, turn it off!
157
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,691
No wonder this carriage
Was marked down.
158
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,605
Which one do you think
Is our contact, max?
159
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,440
The one in the black raincoat.
160
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,941
How do you know?
161
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:36,245
Well, 99, when you've been a
Secret agent as long as I have
162
00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,746
You begin to sense these things.
163
00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,206
I'll go over and sit next to
Her and give her the password.
164
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,563
Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?
165
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,598
Well, I never!
166
00:10:55,622 --> 00:10:57,533
That's not the password.
167
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,102
I've been to london
To visit the queen.
168
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:02,305
Oh, do you know her?
169
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,939
That's the password.
170
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,643
Pick up part two of the
Plans at stillmore's drugstore.
171
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,000
Here's part one.
172
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,183
How are we gonna recognize
Our contact here, max?
173
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,553
The same way that we recognized
Our contact at the last place...
174
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,054
By using the password.
175
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:21,724
Well, please try to be a little
Bit more discreet this time, max.
176
00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:25,316
Shh! That may be
Our contact now.
177
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:33,202
Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?
178
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,238
I've been to london
To visit the queen.
179
00:11:36,262 --> 00:11:38,608
You pick up the third
Part of the plans
180
00:11:38,632 --> 00:11:40,910
On the corner of
Grant and sherman.
181
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,479
Right. Before you go, I
Just want to tell you,
182
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,648
That's a great disguise
You're wearing, fella.
183
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,339
What disguise? I'm a real lady.
184
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,822
Max, we've been waiting
Here for two hours.
185
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,390
No one's tried
To contact us yet.
186
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,091
But we have to stay here, 99.
187
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,761
I just can't go around
Knocking on everybody's door
188
00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,653
And saying, "Pussycat,
Pussycat, where have you been?"
189
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,491
Hey, watch where you're
Throwing the papers, kid!
190
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,739
Max, look!
191
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,640
That kid must have
Been the contact!
192
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:14,177
This newspaper must be
The third part of the plans.
193
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,578
You're right, 99. Look,
Right here in the index.
194
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,314
Part one, news;
Part two, sports;
195
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,249
Part three, secret plans.
196
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,219
Now all we have to do is call the chief
And find out where to deliver the plans.
197
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,388
The chief is really
Gonna be proud of us, 99.
198
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,990
Do you realize that we've
Carried off this whole operation
199
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,827
Without being spotted once?
200
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,161
Well, crawford?
201
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,263
It's obvious that the
Triple-a-double-m plans
202
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,399
- are in that baby carriage. Right?
- right.
203
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:40,570
And once they're in my possession
Those plans will bring me enough capital
204
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:43,639
To buy out other
Corporations and industries.
205
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:46,976
Eventually I'll rule
The stock market.
206
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,845
And when I'll rule
The stock market
207
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,213
I'll rule the world.
208
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:53,716
And I'll rule the world
209
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,486
Like I rule everything else.
210
00:12:56,510 --> 00:12:59,377
With an iron hand!
211
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:12,802
Yes?
212
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,104
thank you. I'll inform
Him of that immediately.
213
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,573
Ironhand, congress
Absolutely refuses
214
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,808
To grant your airlines
Any routes over the pacific.
215
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:22,444
They what?
216
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,413
Very well.
217
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,482
All right, if that's the
Way they wish to play.
218
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,985
Call my construction company.
219
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,854
Tell them to go ahead with the
Plans to build a freeway to japan.
220
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,188
yes, sir.
221
00:13:33,212 --> 00:13:35,525
- and bring me a fresh globe.
- yes, sir.
222
00:13:35,549 --> 00:13:37,660
- now where was I?
- we were talking about getting
223
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,496
The a.A.A.M.M. Plans
From control.
224
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,299
Oh yes, and now we'll relieve
Maxwell smart of those plans.
225
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,969
By 3:00 this afternoon
226
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:50,394
I want them here on this desk.
227
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,677
You see what you did?
228
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,312
If you'd brought
Me the fresh globe
229
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,576
When I asked for it, this
Wouldn't have happened.
230
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:11,193
Send in my best man!
231
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:14,218
And a carpenter.
232
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:21,870
Got a little business
For you to tend to, earl.
233
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:25,540
These are your instructions.
234
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,931
Good luck.
235
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,772
Send in my second-best man!
236
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,992
Max, this carriage will
Never fit in your car.
237
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:45,950
No, but it'll fit
In the trunk, 99.
238
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,788
- I'll fold up the carriage, 99.
- right, max.
239
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:56,471
Max, there are two kaos
Agents watching us. Hurry!
240
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:59,408
I will, 99, if I can just find out
How to fold up this carriage.
241
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,077
Well, usually there's a
Lever that releases a spring.
242
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:02,891
You're right, 99.
243
00:15:02,915 --> 00:15:05,213
Max, they're getting
Out of their car, hurry!
244
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,204
This must be it.
245
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,623
You know something, 99, I don't
Think this carriage folds up.
246
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,725
It doesn't matter anymore, max.
247
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,183
We don't have a
Car to put it in.
248
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,674
All right, mr. Smart,
We'll take that carriage.
249
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,542
You wouldn't like
It. It doesn't fold up.
250
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,211
It's not the carriage we're
Interested in. It's what's inside.
251
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,047
You mean this?
252
00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:39,782
Not the bottle, the plans.
253
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,907
Oh well, then we
Can throw this away.
254
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,529
I don't understand it larabee.
255
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,931
Max should have picked up
The third part of those plans
256
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,034
- and reported in by now.
- you're right, chief.
257
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,634
Larabee, are you hiding
Something from me?
258
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,037
Why do you say that, chief?
259
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,705
Because ever since
You got back from lunch
260
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,940
You've been standing there
With your hands behind your back.
261
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,977
Let me see your hands.
262
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,644
What's that on
Your hand, larabee?
263
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,081
I bought it at lunch and
It got stuck on my fingers.
264
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,683
Why don't you get
Some oil and get it off?
265
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,867
There's no point in doing that,
Chief. Tonight's my bowling night.
266
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,991
I'm afraid something
Has happened to max.
267
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,062
Control headquarters,
Larabee speaking.
268
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,230
Oh, just a moment.
269
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:31,533
It's max. You want
To talk to him?
270
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,068
Max, where have you been?
271
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,071
Well, chief, we picked up
All three parts of the plan.
272
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,007
Then we were attacked by two
Kaos agents, but we got away.
273
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,476
Somehow they found out the
Plans were in the baby carriage.
274
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,745
- we were afraid that would happen.
- you were?
275
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,048
yes, but we were prepared
For it. Now listen carefully, max.
276
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,617
proceed to the airport
Directly as planned.
277
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,286
But what if we're
Followed, chief?
278
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,955
Don't worry about that. As
Soon as you get to the terminal
279
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,590
We're going to put operation
Baby buggy switch into effect.
280
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,993
Operation baby buggy switch?
281
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,931
But, chief, that'll require 15
Agents to carry out that operation.
282
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,899
- I've got 16.
- 16?
283
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,868
Oh, it'll never
Work with 16, chief.
284
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:09,671
Well, of course it will, max. It'll
Work better with 16 than it will with 15.
285
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,241
Well, I'm not so sure
About that, but we'll see.
286
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,211
In the meantime 99 and I will
Leave immediately for the airport.
287
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,246
Good.
288
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,948
Larabee, get the president
On the hotline immediately.
289
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,284
Right, chief.
290
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,886
Hello. Hello?
291
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,445
- I can't get the operator.
- well, jiggle the receiver.
292
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,894
Larabee, you
Smashed the hotline!
293
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,395
How am I gonna
Get the president?
294
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,219
I'll get him for you, chief.
295
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,842
Mr. President!
296
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,444
Larabee, you can't call
The president that way.
297
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:52,536
what do you want?
298
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,822
You what?
299
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,291
They what?
300
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,647
Escaped.
301
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,729
Idiots!
302
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,064
Get me my secretary!
303
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,499
You destroyed the intercom.
304
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,089
Right.
305
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,172
I'll have to call
You back, helen.
306
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,875
I think my boss wants me.
307
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,044
Cancel all my
Appointments today.
308
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634
I'm going to the airport.
309
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,794
What's holding up max? He should
Have been here five minutes ago.
310
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,829
I don't know.
311
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,099
Here he comes now, chief.
312
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,683
Good, I'll give the signal
To start the buggy switch.
313
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:52,407
Flight 86 now arriving gate 3.
314
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,543
Well, 99, we made it.
315
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,146
Operation baby buggy
Switch is about to begin.
316
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,181
I'd better get to my
Station right away, max.
317
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,705
Goodbye, love.
318
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,330
Attention! Attention!
319
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,500
All passengers
Departing on flight 86,
320
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,390
Please report to gate 3.
321
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,113
Oh, tough luck, fella.
322
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,328
Allow me to introduce
Myself, mr. Smart.
323
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,830
My name is ironhand.
324
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,698
I'm the president
Of I.H. Industries,
325
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,366
The company that
Has just acquired kaos.
326
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:02,070
We also own monarch
Steel, royal oil, orbit airlines,
327
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,806
United broadcasting corporation,
328
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,174
Computer electronics
And the san diego zoo.
329
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,811
Oh, well in that case...
330
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:12,314
And now, mr. Smart, hand me
The triple-a-double-m plans.
331
00:21:12,338 --> 00:21:13,782
The what?
332
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,585
- the, um, a.A.A.M.M.M...
- you're stammering.
333
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,254
I know, I always do that
Whenever I get nervous.
334
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,556
Now, mr. Smart,
Give me the plans.
335
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,991
I know they're in that carriage.
336
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,260
Well, I'm afraid you're
Mistaken, mr. Ironhand.
337
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,163
Hand them over,
Or I'll crush you.
338
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,838
Excuse me for laughing
Into your hand, mr. Ironface.
339
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,672
But the plans that
You're talking about
340
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,341
Happen to be on a plane,
341
00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,776
On their way to a top
Secret destination.
342
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,867
- where?
- okinawa.
343
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:48,617
- I don't believe you.
- you don't? Good.
344
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,252
I know they're in that carriage.
345
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,086
I'm telling you that
You're mistaken.
346
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:54,856
There's nothing in this carriage.
You can see for yourself, look.
347
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,640
There's nothing in here
But some plans and...
348
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,830
Now how in the
World did I end up
349
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,554
With the same carriage
I started off with?
350
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:08,603
I told them 16 wouldn't work.
351
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,827
I'll take them, mr. Smart.
352
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,642
Let's not be foolish, mr. Smart.
353
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,544
I want those plans.
354
00:22:16,568 --> 00:22:18,613
You will have to kill me first.
355
00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:21,083
- I was going to do that second.
- oh.
356
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,806
But if you insist...
357
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:33,095
Oh boy!
358
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,398
Now, mr. Smart, I'm
Going to crush you
359
00:22:36,422 --> 00:22:39,401
Slowly against the wall.
360
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:41,503
Go ahead, ironhand, but
It won't do you any good.
361
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,572
Because you're finished,
Washed up, wiped out,
362
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,574
- bankrupt.
- what are you talking about?
363
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,676
All you have to do is to
Go over to the newsstand
364
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,578
And look at the paper.
Read the headlines.
365
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,747
The stock market
Dropped 21 points today.
366
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,538
Oh, no!
367
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:58,654
Max!
368
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:01,690
- max, are you all right?
- I'm fine, 99. You okay?
369
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,592
- oh, I'm all right, love.
- chief: max!
370
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,028
What happened? Who's he?
371
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,831
That, chief, is ironhand.
372
00:23:08,855 --> 00:23:11,499
The mastermind
Behind I.H. Industries
373
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:12,801
And the new head of kaos.
374
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,603
Here are the plans, chief.
375
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,305
Well, I guess that just
About wraps up this case.
376
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,674
I think you and I
Can go home now, 99.
377
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,576
I'll call an ambulance.
378
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:25,320
Oh, that won't be necessary,
Chief. We'll take a cab.
29170
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof