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Oh, my hair!
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(SCREAMING)
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Lot of weather we're having.
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Allow me, my lady.
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(UNZIPPING)
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Shall we go a-trousering?
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Fry, I appreciate
the gallantry, but
isn't this a bit much?
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You're right. I'm sorry
for showing my love.
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(SIGHS)
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Okay. Fine.
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Here, take my hand.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(SCREAMS)
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News and weather, everyone.
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I'm sure you've all noticed
the bizarre atmospheric
conditions of late.
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Come to mention it, yes.
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It seems
something ain't right
in the magnetosphere,
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so I'm launching
this high-altitude
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weather balloon
to gather more data.
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My pants!
My lucky pants!
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They don't look so lucky to me.
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They are, too!
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I was wearing them that time
I found a dime in my ear.
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I was wearing them
when I won
a subscription to Redbook.
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And I was wearing them
when I first met Leela,
so yeah, they're lucky.
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Aw!
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Also... Oh, Lord.
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Plus, they're my only pants.
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You've worn the same pants
for 1,000 years?
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No wonder
they made a run for it.
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(CHUCKLES) Whoo!
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Soon your trousers
will slip the
surly bonds of Earth
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and ascend to the heavens.
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I'm gonna blast that balloon!
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No way will I let
God get my pants!
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Nobody messes with my pants!
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Not even the Holy One,
blessed be He.
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(FIRING)
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(HISSING)
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Look out!
A Central Park badger!
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(GRUNTS)
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I'll save you, pants!
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Scruffy, do you have
any varmint grease?
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What viscosity you need?
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(GRUNTING)
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Whoa, there's writing in here!
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Also, this grease is flammable.
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(GRUNTS)
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Incredible!
Who could have done this,
the sewer mutants?
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No, this isn't mutant language.
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We use a lot more profanity.
Son of a... (BLEEP)
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Leela, take my hand!
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I'm slipping!
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The one time your
hands aren't sticky,
they're greasy!
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Oh, sorry. Normally
I would've wiped them
on my pants, but...
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(SCREAMS)
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(THUD)
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(PANTING)
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Are you okay?
I... Ow!
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My leg, it's broken.
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How'd you get down here?
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We made a rope from
my shirt and jacket
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and an expedition flag
from my underpants.
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I'll help you up.
Here, take my hand.
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Stop telling me
to take your hand.
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Look, Fry,
your noble gestures
keep making things worse.
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Can't you just be a rude,
unhelpful jerk like Bender?
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When I use up
the toilet paper,
I don't put on a new roll.
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Fry, my friend,
I found your pants.
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And no sign of
that crafty badger.
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All right! Lucky pants!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God! Look
what my flashlight found!
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(ALL GASP)
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DR. ZOIDBERG: A huge pyramid
under New New York?
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What badger could've built this?
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And look at this
intricately carved disk.
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It merits years of study.
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But how can we move
such a fragile, precious...
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(SCREAMING)
Ancient history
coming through!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Amazing!
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It appears to be
some kind of extremely
ancient calendar,
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predating even
the Girls of Sumeria.
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Of course.
It's a Mayan calendar.
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No, wait.
There's some dried-up
old stew on the screen.
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Sorry. I was eating
a can of breakfast
and looking at porn.
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AMY: (GASPS) It's not Mayan,
it's Martian!
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Amy, you grew up on Mars, right?
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Can you read Martian?
A little.
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I only learned enough
to yell at my nanny.
Let's see.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I think it means,
"The sun will erupt,
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"all shall perish,"
blah-blah-blah.
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Get to the point!
What does it say
about me, Bender?
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(GASPS) Nothing!
But it does say
a great cataclysm
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will destroy the world
in the year 3012!
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The world?
That's where I live!
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Told you it'd say
something about me.
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So the world will end in 3012.
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Why does that year
sound so familiar?
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Because that's the year
that's this year! See?
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(ALL SHRIEKING)
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So, you all done
with the computer?
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Is it just me,
or is the world ending
more often these days?
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The calendar predicts
fires, earthquakes,
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sharksplosions,
then it just ends!
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Exactly as the
weather balloon foretold.
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Before Fry blew his
pants out of the sky,
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it detected the onset of
a catastrophic sunspot cycle.
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(ALL GASPING)
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It's starting.
This is the end of the world.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Coward Man away!
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(BABBLING)
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Some of us were crazy
before it was cool.
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Evacuating the planet
in three, two...
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So long, Earth.
Thanks for nothing.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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It's not starting.
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Come ons, comes on!
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(SPUTTERING)
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(GROANS)
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Let me try,
Headless Clone of Agnew.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Damn thing just won't turn over.
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It's like Pat
on a Sunday morning.
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Oh, the Marconi
is on the fritz, too!
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The electromagnetic storm
is disabling all
electronics on Earth.
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(POWER DRAINS)
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Hi, there.
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Well, it wasn't a bad life.
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If only I could get back
that time I spent
watching TRON: Legacy.
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Leela, I've made up my mind.
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Before we die,
I'm gonna find and destroy
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every remaining copy
of TRON: Legacy.
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It may take
a couple of hours, but...
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Fry, stop trying
to do things for me.
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Whatever time we have left,
just live it with me.
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So, you want to
join the Balcony Club?
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The Balcony Club?
I have an
individual membership.
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Zoidberg, get lost.
I am lost. So long.
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Stop the end-of-the-world sex.
We might survive after all.
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(BOTH GROAN)
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All right, Amy,
what's so important
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that you interrupted
my embalming?
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I translated more
Martian symbols.
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There's a way off this planet.
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That underground pyramid
isn't a pyramid,
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it's a rocket ship!
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It was worth waiting five hours
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to hear you
finish that sentence.
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A spaceship made of stone?
With no electronics,
it just might work!
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I'll stick with
wind-up power,
thank you very much.
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Hmm.
I've never flown
a pyramid before,
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but I used to
drive around town
in a mausoleum.
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How many people
can this thing carry?
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Well, the mausoleum held
10 horny teenagers, so...
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Maybe 30,000.
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It's our moral duty
to save as many
lives as possible.
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(RUMBLING)
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They had their chance.
Let's go!
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ZAPP: Mind if I appear?
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Welcome to the Hidey House.
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Brannigan, tell me about this
freaky-deaky escape pyramid.
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I can fly it, sir.
I just need to know
where, and how.
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The obvious destination is Mars.
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It's close,
with lots of open space
and no Woodward or Bernstein.
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That's a plus.
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But we can only
save 30,000 people.
How do we choose who goes?
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Well, let's see now.
We'll need leaders,
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(LAUGHS)
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scientists, doctors,
bureaucrats, pilots,
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valuable appliances,
even janitors.
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But that's it.
No one else.
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I'll miss you, Leela. (SOBS)
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But it's okay,
'cause then I'll die.
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NIXON: Cut the
waterworks, hippie!
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The final decision
will be made not by me,
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but by a cold, logical machine.
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Who shall live
and who shall die?
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Step right up to the
contrabulous choose-matron!
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I hate waiting in line to die.
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00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,774
Move it along, grandma.
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Stick your hand in
and take your chances.
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CHOOSE-MATRON: Female,crotchety. Needed tokeep others in their place.
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Accepted!
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Damn straight, kajigger!
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Ooh, me next!
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We just got one of these.
Rejected!
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Male, scientist,
fond of crazy contraptions.
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Accepted!
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Female, scientist.
We were in the same sorority.
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Accepted!
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00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:40,474
Sigma Beta, see you later!
Sigma Beta, see you later!
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Male, medical doctor,delicious withbutter and lemon.
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Accepted!
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I wish they'd hurry.
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I want to get out of here
before the mayhem starts.
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Mayhem?
There's gonna be mayhem?
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I'm staying.
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Hoo-ee!
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00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,809
Well, might as well
get it over with.
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Delivery boy,
no discernible skills.
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Accepted!
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'Cause I like his pants.
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Yes! My lucky pants!
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00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:10,535
Leela, we can go together
after all. Come on.
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00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,924
Get your badge.
Take my hand.
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Top gun pilot,natural leader,extreme combat training.
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Rejected!
(BUZZES)
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What?
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00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,657
With all spaceships inoperable,
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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,681
we only need one
spaceship pilot.
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00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:28,219
Wonder what this
doo-cracky does?
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00:11:29,623 --> 00:11:32,440
Snake door. Roger.
(SIGHS)
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00:11:32,509 --> 00:11:36,661
You can't reject Leela!
Give her a badge,
you stupid box!
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Male, filthy hand,
violent temper.
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00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,348
Accepted again!
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00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:41,649
No!
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Fry, the box has spoken.
Go to Mars.
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00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:48,989
Okay.
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00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,304
Will you at least
keep this photo?
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00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,565
Remember how Bender dumped
all that pig's blood on me?
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You keep it.
I'll remember you in here.
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00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:03,571
(SNIFFLES) I wish I could
remember with my boobs.
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00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:09,109
Leela, we're off to Mars.
228
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:12,780
We'll see ourselves out.
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00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:15,533
Wait, I did it.
I got Leela a ticket.
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(GASPS) How did you do that?
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00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:22,456
Ah-ah-ah. A magician never
reveals his secrets.
Except the Great Reveal-o.
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That guy stinks.
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:44,428
I still don't see why
you get the window seat.
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Folks, this is your captain.
Our snake tanks
are fully loaded,
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00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,200
so once I figure out
which button launches this...
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(ALL GASP)
I figured it out!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,202
(ALL JEERING)
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00:13:09,072 --> 00:13:11,172
Don't come back!
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00:13:11,241 --> 00:13:14,259
Well, let's get looting!
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00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,929
Fry,
this is the most noble thing
anyone has ever done for me.
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00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:19,997
Wait, Fry?
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00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,333
I'm a lot of people,
but I'm not Fry.
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00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:23,481
(LAUGHS)
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00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:27,205
Oh, no!
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(SNIFFLES)
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00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,934
Welcome to Mars!
249
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,204
It is with heavy heart
and open arms
250
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,538
that we receive
Earth's only survivors.
251
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,974
Admission, $20.
252
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,859
Dad! Gleesh.
253
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,327
Greetings, Mars men.
254
00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:09,213
We come to your planet
to construct a gleaming city,
255
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,799
a second Earth on
which to begin anew.
256
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,401
Okay. Admission, $20.
257
00:14:14,471 --> 00:14:17,455
I can't believe it.
Fry sacrificed
his spot for me,
258
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,940
and I never even had
a chance to thank him.
259
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:25,780
Don't worry, Leela.
Earth is still there,
peaceful and serene as ever.
260
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,517
(ALARM WAILING)
261
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,637
(CHUCKLING)
262
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,084
(GRUNTING)
263
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,249
Bender! You're stealing
your own stuff!
264
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:53,007
I am?
Geez, I better slow down.
265
00:14:53,075 --> 00:14:55,343
I'm stealing stuff
I don't even need.
266
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,745
You want a Torah?
Nah, I'm not hungry.
267
00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,180
Aw, what's the matter?
Scared of dying?
268
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:02,517
No. 'Cause as
long as Leela lives,
269
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:04,785
I'll be alive, too,
in her heart.
270
00:15:05,522 --> 00:15:07,021
But really I'll be dead.
271
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:15,429
Ladies and gentlemen,
our new Martian city
is complete.
272
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,132
I give you Dickfrancisco!
273
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,400
(CHEERING)
274
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,856
The doves didn't magically
spring from my hand,
275
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,093
but rather were crammed
into this netting
sewn into my sleeve!
276
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,561
(MILD APPLAUSE)
277
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,297
Thank you, Great Reveal-o.
278
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,042
And now, as a solemn testicle
279
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,033
to those left behind on Earth,
280
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:39,771
I present this monument,
titled simply, "Heroes."
281
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,325
(SNIFFLES)
282
00:15:44,393 --> 00:15:47,729
That frightened little
girl in the statue
reminds me of Fry.
283
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,130
(SOBBING)
284
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,999
SINGING WIND:
Stop the ceremony.
285
00:15:53,236 --> 00:15:55,669
Who is this
non-Washington redskin?
286
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:59,840
I am Singing Wind,
chief of the native
Martian tribe.
287
00:15:59,909 --> 00:16:02,109
But I thought your people
abandoned this planet.
288
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,312
We did. I just
came back for my stuff.
289
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,276
What're you guys
doing here?
Fleeing Earth, of course.
290
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,301
We flew here in your
great stone pyramid.
291
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,671
Seriously?
That thing flies?
292
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,807
Of course.
Your people left it
so we could escape.
293
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,710
I translated your warning
that the world was doomed.
294
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,962
Not your world. Our world.
295
00:16:22,031 --> 00:16:25,166
We put calendar there
to warn you not to visit Mars.
296
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,568
It Mars that gonna be destroyed.
297
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:28,920
(ALL GASPING)
298
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,889
Why you think we so eager
to abandon this dump?
299
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:36,194
You guys got 10,
15 minutes max.
Well, so long.
300
00:16:41,383 --> 00:16:44,118
Hey, Ancient Martian's
a very hard language.
301
00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:45,297
A... (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
302
00:16:45,321 --> 00:16:47,182
looks just like a...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
303
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,886
(LIGHTNING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
304
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:54,061
To the spaceship!
There is no spaceship.
305
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,930
You had it dismantled
to build that statue.
306
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,499
To the statue.
307
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:01,702
(GROANING)
308
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:06,540
Oh, what an idiot I was.
And by "I", I mean "you."
309
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,995
The final solar flare
is going to bypass Earth
and strike Mars.
310
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,235
(ALL SCREAMING)
311
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,100
My God, one of the
hundreds of contradictory
prophecies is coming true.
312
00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,580
I should've known better
than to trust
313
00:17:34,604 --> 00:17:36,370
one of Fry's romantic gestures.
314
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,506
Every time he says
he loves me, I get killed.
315
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:43,560
It's just as I only
now began to fear.
316
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,981
The solar flares
are igniting
subsurface gas pockets.
317
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,786
(SCREAMS)
318
00:17:52,856 --> 00:17:55,289
Mars is being blasted
out of its orbit.
319
00:17:55,358 --> 00:17:57,591
Fry, you noble idiot.
320
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,618
(SLURPING)
321
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,065
You're right, Bender,
grave robbing is fun.
322
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,590
And these pina skulladas
are fantastic.
323
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,726
The crazy weather
cleared up, too,
for whatever reason.
324
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:19,063
All in all,
it's a fine day
for an apocalypse.
325
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,299
So you don't miss
what's-her-name?
326
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,667
Of course I do.
327
00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:25,319
But even though
we're millions of miles apart,
328
00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:27,822
somehow, I feel she's near me.
329
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,590
Very near!
330
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,393
(ALL SCREAMING)
331
00:18:35,098 --> 00:18:37,431
Oh no!
The kajigger of Gibraltar!
332
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,095
I have got to quit drinking.
333
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,298
Thanks, friend!
334
00:18:57,236 --> 00:19:00,771
Another great thing was
she always
had room for dessert.
335
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,057
(SCREAMS)
336
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,909
We're passing
surprisingly
close to Earth!
337
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,612
When we reach 72nd Street, jump!
338
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,064
(GRUNTS)
Ah!
339
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,154
Cushiony.
340
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,723
(CHEERING)
341
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,903
We made it.
We're back home.
342
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,894
Okay, today is
still a workday, so...
343
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,495
LEELA: Wait! Help!
344
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:27,631
I'm still on Mars,
and I can't jump!
345
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,117
Hang on, Leela!
I'll save you again!
346
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,569
Or somebody else could do it!
347
00:19:32,622 --> 00:19:33,854
(PANTING)
348
00:19:38,227 --> 00:19:39,776
Quick, take my hand.
349
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,205
I don't know.
Bad things happen
when you say that.
350
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,766
I got her!
Ow!
351
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:52,823
Oops!
352
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:56,143
Try again!
We're too far apart.
353
00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:59,308
No, we're not.
Grab your severed arm
with your other arm.
354
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,498
Ew...
355
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,966
Okay.
356
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,084
Hurray! (SCREAMS)
357
00:20:04,153 --> 00:20:05,552
(BOTH SCREAMING)
358
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,945
Good thing
Scruffy rescued Leela.
359
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,259
Don't thank me,
thank the ladder.
360
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,718
Your cloned arms
should be fully grown
in a month or so.
361
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,220
But for right now,
enjoy the sounds
362
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,906
of the world's smallest violin.
363
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,068
I hope you're not
too mad at me, Leela,
364
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,941
for tearing
your arm off and all.
365
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,367
I can't be mad.
I'm on way too
many painkillers.
366
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:40,621
Plus, you were willing
to sacrifice
yourself so I could live.
367
00:20:40,690 --> 00:20:43,824
I mean, you failed, miserably,
368
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:46,660
but you're the only person
who loves me enough to try.
369
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:49,797
One last foolish gesture?
370
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,733
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