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Dads is recorded in front
of a live studio audience.
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(sound of
tennis ball thwacking)
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Wow, video game tennis.
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I had no idea my son was such
a gifted fake athlete.
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We got to practice.
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We're partners
in the SFVTT.
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I already don't care
what it is.
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It's the San Francisco
Virtual Tennis Tournament.
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I was right not to care.
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Hey, David.
Hey, Crawford.
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Camila, two martinis.
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I don't need one.
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I know.
(chuckles)
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Can you believe
this nonsense?
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When we were kids,
you actually did things.
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You wanted to play tennis,
you played tennis.
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Well, and we didn't
have computers then,
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so basically tennis was the only
way to see women's underwear.
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Video games are why
this country's going to hell.
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By the time I was his age,
I already had a family
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and left them.
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Look, I'm having fun
with my best friend.
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That's an experience
you've never had.
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I got friends.
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No, you don't.
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Name me one friend you've
got besides Crawford.
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Edna.
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My maid?
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What's her last name?
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All right, you got me.
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But I could make friends
in two seconds.
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How could you make friends?
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M-Maybe if you were in a
plane crash and survived,
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you could have weird
survival friends,
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but there is no way
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that you could have
personality-based friends
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in a non-plane-crash setting.
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Boy, it'd be so much easier to
make friends if we were Mormons.
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We'd have 18 brothers and
sisters right in the bedroom.
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* Daddy took me to the zoo
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* Na, na, na, na *
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* Just to see
something brand-new *
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* Na, na, na *
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* So many stars up in the sky
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* So many questions have I
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* Na, na, na, na *
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* Daddy took me for a ride.
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Ah.
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Yep, scotch definitely
tastes better
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when you're wearing pajamas.
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Whether it's that last one
at night
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or that first one
in the morning.
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That was pretty cute
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when Eli said
you were his best friend.
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Yeah.
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He's a cute kid.
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Is he your best friend?
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(Crawford clears throat)
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Course not, honey.
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And...
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You are.
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Good. 'Cause I was thinking I
could be your teammate this year
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in the tennis tournament.
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I can't do that to Eli.
He's my best friend.
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We have no activities together.
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What are you talking about?
We take long, silent car rides
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together all the time.
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Can't Eli just find
another partner?
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Well, you know, it's hard
for redheads to make friends.
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'Cause people subconsciously
think they're evil.
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Well, I am off
to my twin bed.
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Say good night
to the missus.
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Honey, couples do things
together all the time.
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Jen and Bob play golf.
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Well, that's because he feels
bad for cheating on her.
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Zack and Beth have karaoke.
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That's because Zack feels bad
for hooking up with Bob.
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Lucas and Moira
go rock climbing.
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But he's trying to kill her.
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He's-he's gonna cut the rope.
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It's a Dateline
waiting to happen.
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Seriously, baby,
what do we do together?
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We-we talk about other couples.
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All right. I just thought...
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it would be something fun
for us to do together, but...
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I guess...
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I was wrong.
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(sighs)
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(shuffling feet)
Oh, come on.
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Not the sad walk.
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(stammering): It's not...
I'm not gonna fall for it.
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Nah, n-no. Not this time.
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No.
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(sighs)
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(very long, exaggerated sigh)
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(sigh continuing)
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What's wrong?
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Oh, nothing. I'm just trying
to figure out a way to tell Eli
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that Camila's
my new tennis partner.
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Oh, how are you gonna do that?
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Well, I-I wrote some stuff down
that maybe I could...
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Go for it.
Okay, uh...
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First, how much I-I love him
as a friend
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and I value his partnership.
Uh...
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next, I slipped
in a little joke.
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And then I, uh, reminded him of
the good times we had together,
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then a second smaller joke,
this and that...
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and then, uh, I hit him hard
with the bad news,
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but I just don't think
I can say it to his face.
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So text him.
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Really? I can't text him.
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That's so cowardly.
I mean, come on. That's ridi...
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Oh, here he is.
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And send.
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Hey, guys.
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(phone chimes)
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Aw.
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(laughs)
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It was good times.
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(chuckles)
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Not as good as the first one
but still-still funny.
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(phone chimes)
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(quietly):
One second.
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(phone blips)
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I didn't get it.
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Oh, I sent it to Edna.
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Not cool, man.
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Where do you want this, Eli?
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Oh.
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Perfect.
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Come on.
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(chuckles)
This is ridiculous.
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We're best friends.
Talk to me.
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It's upside down.
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No, it's not.
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Look, I know
you're really disappointed,
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but my wife wants
to be my tennis partner
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and she comes first.
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Well, not in that way.
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Well, okay, sometimes.
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Okay, once and I still have
no idea what I did.
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Look, I know you want to do
fun stuff with Camila,
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but virtual tennis was ours.
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How would she like it
if I went to your house
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and ironed your clothes
and had your kids?
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I think she'd be
very, very confused.
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I'm very confused right now.
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I don't even know my own name!
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It's Eli.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Do you want
to lie down right now?
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No.
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I want to find another partner.
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Well, okay.
That's the spirit, Eli.
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I don't know who that is!
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Yeah. No, no, no, Jeff.
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I totally understand.
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Hey, what are you doing
after chemo?
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Fine.
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(groans)
People are so selfish!
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So, all your friends
coming through for you?
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Not now, Dad.
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The movie Castaway
got it right.
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Friends can be replaced
by an inflatable ball.
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You know, I just lost
my actual best friend.
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I could use
a little bit of support.
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There's no such thing
as a best friend.
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Even dogs aren't
your best friends.
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What are you talking about?
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If you were to die in your
apartment, within 24 hours,
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your "best friend"
would be eating your face.
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Remember how you picked up
his poop for five years?
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He doesn't.
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He's got your ear
in his mouth,
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tail wagging, having
a grand old time.
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Dad, if you really want
to help me,
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maybe you can be my partner
in this tennis tournament.
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If there's anything in my
personality that has given rise
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to the belief that I
would help you with this,
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I truly apologize.
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Is easy, Mr. David.
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Like feather duster.
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Feather, dust. Feather, dust.
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Feather, dust. Feather,
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dust.
Oh, my God.
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E-Edna, you're amazing.
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Wait, a-are you busy tomorrow?
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I spend eight hours a day
cleaning two rooms.
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Yeah, I got time.
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Well, here it is,
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the Super Bowl of
the participation
ribbon generation.
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You know who I love
to watch play tennis?
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Those Williams brothers.
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Amazing.
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ANNOUNCER:
And now,
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for our final match of the day,
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Warner and Camila Whittemore...
Yes! Yes!
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versus Eli and Ed-na...!
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(others cheering, whistling)
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Oh. So, this is the other woman
I've been hearing so much about.
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Eli, I've known you
for 15 years.
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Yeah? Well, I've
known him for 25.
WARNER: Okay,
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guys, this is not
a competition.
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ANNOUNCER:
The competition will now begin.
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Team Whittemore to serve.
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(sound of
tennis ball thwacking)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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Point, Edna. Love-15.
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Sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
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It's okay, you're
doing great.
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Okay? You're
doing great.
Okay.
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Would you look
at those legs!
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Yeah, we Whittemore men
are known for our great legs.
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You know, once
I was wearing short shorts
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in New York City...
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(chuckles)
and two cabs just drove
right up on the sidewalk.
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One of them hit a fire hydrant,
and five minutes later,
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it was an ethnic water park.
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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(high-pitched grunt)
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ANNOUNCER: Game and first set,
Eli and Edna!
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Yeah!
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Oh, great partner choice, buddy.
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Look, I need you to
pick it up, all right?
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You wanted to be partner,
so let's go, all right?
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I love you.
Love, love, love.
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Love, love,
love. Love.
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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How do you know Edna?
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Who's Edna?
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We just came
from a Dane Cook show.
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How was it?
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It sucked.
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ANNOUNCER:
Match point, Eli and Edna.
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All right, honey,
we just need to win
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212 points
in a row, okay?
Okay.
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Okay?
Okay.
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*
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(sound of tennis ball
thwacking)
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*
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*
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ANNOUNCER: Eli and Edna are
your virtual tennis champions!
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She cheated!
She's on steroids!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
come on, dude, relax.
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Oh, yeah!
Great advice!
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That's you, isn't it?
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Mr. Relaxed.
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Never doing anything at work.
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Hey, I'm really cool
'cause I'm wearing a T-shirt
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and I'm 40 years old.
(goofy grunt, blows raspberry)
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CAMILA:
Okay, Werner,
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stop it!
Oh, my gosh,
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you are making a fool
of yourself right now.
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I-I'm making a fool of myself?!
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You totally blew
that last shot, honey.
No.
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I almost got that last
shot, but you pushed
me out of the way.
258
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,526
Oh! Was that the one shot
you were gonna make?
259
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,463
Yay! You were gonna make one!
You know what?
260
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,198
'Cause almost is good enough.
261
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,467
And Jar Jar Binks
was almost funny.
262
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,236
And America almost won Vietnam!
263
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,671
Hey, let's celebrate, huh?
264
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,680
(shrieks)
265
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,826
Don't look at me.
266
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,597
Well, you know,
if you go by body count,
267
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,100
we did win the Vietnam War.
268
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,075
So, who wants to start?
269
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,111
Uh, well, I think
Warner should start.
270
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,346
Yeah, me, too.
271
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,449
Warner, why do you think
you're all here today?
272
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,784
Uh... 'cause...
273
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:55,422
'cause I got a little upset.
274
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,190
A little upset?
Yeah.
275
00:15:57,224 --> 00:16:00,327
You compared me
to Jar Jar Binks.
276
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,129
Yeah, and you
smashed a TV.
277
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,331
That was an inner-
city school, man.
278
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,500
They're not gonna get
another one of those.
279
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,869
Warner, can you explain
where your anger came from,
280
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,305
why you felt the need
to manifest it physically?
281
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,107
Uh...
282
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,009
no.
283
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,977
Maybe it has something
to do with the fact
284
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,280
that your wife doesn't
respect our friendship.
285
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,615
Maybe it's because your
best friend doesn't realize
286
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,717
your wife and
children need you.
287
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:27,954
Need him?! More like
need to smother him.
288
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,956
What about your need
to keep him working late
289
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,692
so you have someone
around to laugh at your
dumb movie references.
290
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,894
From hell's heart
I stab at thee!
291
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,663
Wrath of Khan.
Thank you.
292
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,031
So what?
293
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,732
I'm his wife.
294
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,502
Yeah, I saw him naked
before you did.
295
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,672
Is there a sexual element
to this relationship?
296
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:46,839
No.
No.
No.
297
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,007
Well, maybe that's the problem.
298
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,677
No.
No.
No.
299
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,512
You know, I'm hearing
a lot of "no,"
300
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,315
which makes me think that
words may be failing us here.
301
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,349
Come with me.
302
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,850
Okay.
303
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,492
Oh.
304
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,693
This is cool.
305
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,661
Hey, do you party?
306
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:11,364
This is our nonverbal
communication room.
307
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,599
What does that mean?
308
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,234
It allows you
to express your emotions
309
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,036
using the pure truth of sound.
310
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,472
Yeah, you party.
311
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,409
Please.
312
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,079
So, uh...
(chuckles)
313
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,182
w-we just choose
a drum or what...?
314
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,051
The drum will choose you.
315
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,660
All right,
just pick one.
316
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,732
Now let me start
the conversation.
317
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,201
(high-pitched beat)
318
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,403
(deep-pitched beat)
319
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:32,672
No.
320
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:37,143
Put the drum down.
321
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,178
I can't.
322
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,820
Hey.
323
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,556
You want to
hang out tonight?
324
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,558
Well, I would love
to hang out with you,
325
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,262
because you are a great friend
and I value our time together...
326
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:59,266
...but I'm doing something
with Camila,
327
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,334
who's also a great friend,
328
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,437
and a generous lover.
329
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,205
I am so glad to hear that.
330
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,608
And while I am disappointed
that I won't get to see you,
331
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,043
I appreciate you communicating
your plan to me.
332
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,579
Well...
333
00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:16,483
communication is the basis
for a strong friendship.
334
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,620
Which is what we have.
335
00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,889
To friendship.
To friendship.
336
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,694
What the hell is going on?
337
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,697
Well, Eli and I worked
some stuff out in therapy.
338
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,098
You should try it.
Ugh,
339
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,733
no way-- Asians
don't believe in therapy.
340
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,968
We have on-off switches.
341
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,770
Oh. I'd like to hear
more about this.
342
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:38,938
Are you free tonight?
343
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,440
And off.
344
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:42,775
So, things good with Camila?
345
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,977
Oh, yeah, we made up
big-time last night.
346
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,781
This time she
brought me the towel.
347
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,751
She is such
a generous lover.
348
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,286
Yeah.
349
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,988
How did things end up
with you and the therapist?
350
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,462
So she's not pressing charges?
351
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:11,871
You have to stay a hundred yards
away at all times?
352
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,643
Oh, 50. Okay, nice, yeah.
353
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,144
You guys,
354
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,246
come on!
Oh!
355
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,982
Are you ready to get
your Tiger Woods on?!
356
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,453
Sí. He best
Mexican golfer ever.
357
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,957
No, uh, Tiger Woods
is black plus Asian.
358
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,593
Sí. Equal Mexican!
359
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,028
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