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Hey, gang!
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Whoo, what a morning.
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Been down at the stock exchange
since 6:00 a.m.
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Oh, did you have a meeting?
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No, I was just yelling "buy" and
"sell" until they threw me out.
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Where's Warner?
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Running late.
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He texted me some long message,
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I saw the words
"kids" and "diarrhea,"
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then I put my phone
in a drawer and walked away.
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His kids always have diarrhea.
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What is wrong?
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I don't know.
When I was a kid,
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if you had diarrhea,
you got slapped.
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And you learned real quick.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
Hey.
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Things were crazy
at the house.
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First, the kids...
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We know.
You need to slap them. Slap...
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...flowing diarrhea,
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and then somebody left the
freezer door open all night
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and it defrosted
all over the kitchen floor.
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Oh, another unsolved
household mystery.
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Yeah. I tried to get
Camila to hire some help
around the house,
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but she-she thinks
it's a sign of weakness.
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Well, you could help.
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(both laugh)
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You had me, man!
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Oh, my God!
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That was really funny!
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I know. You were, like, "Wha?"
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You know, Warner,
we don't need
a housekeeper.
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We're all pitching in.
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You do nothing.
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If you think
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Camila needs help,
you could take
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my cleaning lady
for the weekend.
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Edna? You wouldn't mind?
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No. I mean,
we got
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an open relationship.
She's free to sweep around.
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(phone ringing)
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Ghost Child Games.
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Customer complaining
that his dragon won't fly.
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What game?
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Dragonfly.
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Just troubleshoot it.
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Sure, I'm not doing anything.
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Okay, it's down, X, left,
left, Y, left,
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start trigger,
right, right,
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up, up, and... B.
(sighs)
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Thanks for playing.
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Oh! I need an intern.
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Oh, you're right,
you deserve one.
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Let's hire a girl.
I'll do the interviews.
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No.
No.
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Well, then can we hire
an ugly one with a great body
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and we can all just look
where we want?
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* Daddy took me to the zoo
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* Na, na, na, na *
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* Just to see
something brand-new *
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* Na, na, na *
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* So many stars up in the sky
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* So many questions have I
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* Na, na, na, na *
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* Daddy took me for a ride.
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Move feet, please.
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Move feet, please.
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Move feet!
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Hey!
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(speaks Spanish)
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English! English!
English!
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Seriously? Again?!
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This one's not my fault, Eli.
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She's loco!
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English! English!
English!
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Dad, let Edna do her job.
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Oh, sure, take her side,
like always.
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This is so unfair!
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I made your favorite--
horchata.
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Oh, thanks.
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Um, Edna, I was wondering,
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if instead of coming here
this weekend,
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maybe you would clean
Warner's place?
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You want me to clean
another man's house?
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Well, just for the weekend.
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I mean, I told him
how good you are.
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You talk to Warner about me?
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Well, not, like, details.
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Just, you know,
that you're very good,
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and we're really happy together.
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Okay, I clean him.
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I clean him good.
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Babe, I got you something.
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Edna! Why?
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Warner says you need to relax.
You very a-stress.
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A little bitchy.
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(laughs)
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Edna, you're so funny.
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Baby, look,
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I appreciate this,
I really do.
Zih!
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I'm not comfortable...
Zuh!
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I'm not comfortable...
Zig-a-uh!
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Drink.
Ooh. (chuckles)
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Ooh...
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That's straight tequila.
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(coughs) Whoo!
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Stay thirsty, my friend.
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Hey, guys, what's going on in
the video game world, huh?
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Catch me up.
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They're not here.
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Ah. Oh, hey,
I brought in your mail.
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I sorted it for you.
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Here's bills, letters,
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and this is new listings of
Christian singles in your area.
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Well, thanks, Crawford.
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That was really helpful.
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Oh, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
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Hey, do you have a résumé?
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Well, yes.
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It's the only thing
in this briefcase.
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It says here you worked for
Regional Business User Machines.
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Yes, R-BUM we called it.
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In fact, our motto was,
"We're in the Yellow Pages.
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Look up R-BUM."
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Uh, and tell me about some other
places you worked.
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Well, I worked for NASA
on the Challenger mission.
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Boy, when they say,
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"Don't touch that button,"
they mean it.
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Well, if you don't mind
being an unpaid intern,
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you're hired.
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Would you say that again,
please?
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You're hired.
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I want to call my mom.
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Oh, that's sweet. Really?
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No, she's way dead.
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Mm.
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When was the last time
we just relaxed
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and watched a movie
together as a couple?
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Was it Battleship?
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(chuckles)
You were so mad at me.
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Having Edna here this weekend
more than makes up for it.
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Okay, see you tomorrow.
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What?
Tomorrow?
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Well-well, hey, we'd
love to have you,
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but this-this was just for
the weekend, remember?
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Tomorrow you're
back with Eli.
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I like your house better.
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Oh. Yeah, that's, uh,
well, that's great,
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but you work for Eli, remember?
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You've been with him for years.
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He needs you.
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No. You tell him
I work for you now.
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Uh, shouldn't you tell him?
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No speak English.
See you tomorrow at 3:00.
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Break time!
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Oh, hey, Dad,
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you know, I know
I say this every day,
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but what are you doing here?
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I'm working.
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Didn't Veronica
tell you?
What?
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You said I could hire an intern.
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Why don't you hire your dad?
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Because he's too busy buying
cheap, ill-fitting pants.
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ELI: Hey!
Oh, hey!
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How was the weekend
with Edna?
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Cool. All right, good talk.
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Come on. Give me details.
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Uh, Eli, you know,
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I gotta talk to you
man-to-man.
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Where are you
gonna find two men?
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I, uh, I think
you should sit down.
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Why?
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Because I have some bad news,
and you might faint.
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What am I, a woman in 1810?
I'm not gonna faint.
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Edna's with me now.
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What? You...
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you stole my maid?
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It wasn't planned,
it just happened.
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Oh, "it just happened."
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It never just happens.
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It takes two!
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Hey, hey, we're all
consenting adults here.
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This kind of thing happens
all the time... in Europe.
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Well, last I checked,
we're in San Francisco,
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where guys have
each others' backs!
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Don't be mad at me.
I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
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(sighs)
You know what? I'm not mad.
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It's... it's all right.
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I... I hope you two will
be very happy together.
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And you're-you're right.
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It's-it's nobody's fault.
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This is all your fault!
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How dare you blame me!
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What are you talking about?
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Edna left us.
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You pushed her into
Warner and Camila's arms
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with your negativity
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and your stubbornness
and your general youishness.
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I'm not Youish.
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Oh, yes, you are!
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You are the reason
people hate the Yous!
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That's "anti-semantic."
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Dad, what are we gonna
do without Edna?
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I'm your father.
I'll take care of you.
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You've never taken care of me.
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Of course I have.
You just don't remember.
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That's 'cause you left
when I was five.
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How many diapers
did you change?
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Who counts?
Mom said none.
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So your mom counts.
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Dad, you need to
apologize to Edna
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and hope she takes us back.
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I never apologize to women.
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If you do, they'll expect it
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every time
you do something wrong.
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Wow, you're like evil Yoda.
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We don't need Edna.
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I can do everything
she does.
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Oh, you're gonna
clean the toilets?
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Why do you need
to clean a toilet?
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Just pee it off.
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Well, I restocked the paper
trays and watered the plants.
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What else you got?
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Ex-boyfriend. Won't accept
end of relationship.
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(whispers):
Jason.
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Jason.
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Jason, it's over. Mm-hmm.
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No, she's grown and you haven't.
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Oh, come on, Jason,
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tears aren't gonna turn
this aircraft carrier around.
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(mouths)
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Next.
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Well, I'm actually headed out
to an animators' conference,
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so why don't you just stay
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here and help out Warner
for the rest of the day?
Oh.
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What?
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(sighs)
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Uh, what-what
are you doing?
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Well, Veronica's gone.
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She asked me to shadow you.
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Oh.
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Hey, uh, Dad, why don't
you go to lunch?
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Good idea.
Yeah, okay.
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Mmm.
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Carrots?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm on a diet where you eat
10,000 of these a year.
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This is day one.
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I got to go to the bathroom.
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Great idea.
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There-there's only one stall.
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I know.
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(quietly):
Okay.
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Okay.
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Dad, this place is disgusting.
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And I've been to India.
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We've got to get
Edna back.
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Will you please
just apologize to her?
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What? This is how our place
should look.
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We're two young
single guys.
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Oh, yeah, and Joan
and Melissa Rivers
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are two young single women.
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Is there anything
for breakfast?
263
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,440
No.
264
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,708
Scientifically proven
265
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,911
the least important meal
of the day.
266
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:53,713
You said you'd
take care of me.
267
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,716
I also told your mother
till death do us part.
268
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,252
I think
my pattern's established.
269
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:05,893
Now, that's
what I call hump day.
270
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,294
(whoops)
271
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,863
Honey, I heard you
the first time.
Oh.
272
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:10,864
I wasn't sure if you did.
273
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,100
What is she doing?
Oh.
274
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,734
Eli told me about this.
275
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,771
She-she actually makes her own
lemon cleaner from scratch.
276
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,909
More bleach.
277
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,543
Honey, honey.
278
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,112
Look at the laundry.
279
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,646
It's folded.
280
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,716
Oh, my God!
281
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,652
(both moan)
282
00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:35,823
I bet you this is
what God smells like.
283
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,490
Edna, what did you put
in this detergent?
284
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,592
It smells fantastic.
285
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,461
Cinnamon, brown sugar
286
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,163
and holy water.
287
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,332
It's amazing.
You're amazing.
288
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,100
(phone dings)
(giggles)
289
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,568
What's so funny?
290
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,270
Nothing, it's text.
291
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,405
Oh, oh, that's pretty funny.
292
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,074
Who-who's texting you
at this hour?
293
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,175
It's Eli.
294
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,977
He text me picture
of his junk.
295
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,745
What?!
296
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,948
See? Look, his apartment
297
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,683
covered with junk.
298
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,685
Hey, uh, why did you run
over here so fast?
299
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,888
Why did you?
300
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,993
ELI:
Dad!
301
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,094
Yeah?
302
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,430
Where's the
toilet paper?
303
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,166
Gone.
304
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,469
I thought we agreed to
four squares a day?
305
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,308
I had a 22-square
disaster earlier.
306
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,344
Use the cardboard tube.
307
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,848
It's gone!
308
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:40,220
I can slip your diploma
under the door.
309
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:44,057
Do it.
310
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:04,044
Well, the place is clean.
311
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,846
Yeah, I'm-I'm glad
312
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,017
you ordered a maid,
I guess.
313
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,718
Yeah, but when you
order a maid,
314
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,487
you make certain...
assumptions.
315
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,223
Fresh undies, guys.
316
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:19,392
Get them while they're hot.
317
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,760
Who's the briefs man?
318
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,062
Me.
319
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,497
Wow, vintage '87
tighty-whities.
320
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:28,368
You don't see
a lot of these anymore.
321
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,537
Okay, last load.
322
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,575
Come on, arms up.
323
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,418
What about you, D-man?
324
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,454
Let's go, arms up.
325
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,824
Keep moving, weirdo.
326
00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,833
Boy, you really blew it
when you got rid of Edna.
327
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,303
Me?
328
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,105
Edna left because of you.
329
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,539
Me? What I do?
330
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,607
Well, she's been working here
331
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,875
for six years without a problem.
332
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,743
You're here three weeks
and she's gone.
333
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,079
You have ruined
334
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,114
the longest, most successful
relationship
335
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,516
I've ever had with a woman.
336
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,453
We are talking
about a housekeeper, right?
337
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,821
Well, Edna's
more than that to me.
338
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,390
She's like a mother
and a friend
339
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,326
and a Mexican laborer
all wrapped into one.
340
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,329
Hey, guys.
341
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,231
As long as my stuff's
in the wash,
342
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,633
you mind if I grab
a quick "showw"?
343
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,338
All righty,
I moved your car.
344
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,240
God, that thing is dented.
Yeah.
345
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,176
Everyone else on the road
is a really bad driver.
346
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,844
Listen, Crawford,
347
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:47,447
I'm really sorry, but we're
gonna have to let you go.
348
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,815
What?
349
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,117
Why?
350
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,119
Well, legal sent this memo over.
351
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,421
You can't be an unpaid intern
unless you're in college.
352
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,523
Oh, rats.
353
00:15:58,458 --> 00:15:59,526
All this damn red tape.
354
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,529
It's-it's ruining this country.
355
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,699
Well, it's not the first
time I've been fired.
356
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,008
All right, gang, I...
357
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,244
I guess this
is good-bye.
358
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,512
Unless, somebody's got
359
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,081
a good-bye cake?
360
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,951
No.
361
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,386
Okay.
362
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,488
Wait a minute, Dad?
363
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,191
(groaning loudly)
364
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,995
How would you like a paid
position at this company?
365
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,198
Really?
366
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,234
Well, what kind of money
we talking?
367
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:44,304
Uh, $200 a week,
which will be applied
368
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,939
to your $200 a week
room and board.
369
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,976
$205.
370
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,011
Nope.
Deal.
371
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,247
Hey.
372
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,416
(doorbell rings)
373
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,254
Eli?
374
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,425
I want to hear you say it
to my face.
375
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,495
Are you happier with Warner and
Camila than you were with me?
376
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,297
Sí.
377
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,865
But we had plans.
378
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,601
I was gonna rent a beach house
for the summer
379
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,204
and you were gonna clean it.
380
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,707
The lady's made
her choice, bub.
381
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,344
Hey, the lady can speak
for herself, Mac.
382
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,279
Okay, okay, okay, come on, guys.
383
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,047
Remember the last time
you got in a fight,
384
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,450
the nurse said she'd never
seen so many scratches.
385
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,385
So, baby, you go over there.
386
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,854
Eli, we can help you find
another Edna.
387
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,623
Okay?
388
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,358
I don't want another Edna.
389
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,792
I want Edna.
390
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,163
If Edna is what my boy wants,
Edna he shall have.
391
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,898
I'd like to read
from a prepared statement,
392
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:47,700
if I may.
393
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,969
"I'm very, very sorry
394
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,704
"for the following reasons:
395
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,108
"Potato chips in sofa.
396
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:58,445
"Wet towels on floor.
397
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,913
"Green card jokes.
398
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,850
"Large family jokes.
399
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,321
Everything I said about beans."
400
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,623
So?
401
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,825
(shouting in Spanish)
402
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,466
What did she say?
403
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,468
Uh, no.
404
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,404
Dad, how did you even get here?
405
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,839
Guys, it is hot out.
406
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,777
Wait a minute,
who the hell are you?
407
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,679
Oh, this is our new maid,
Joshua.
408
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,581
You can call me 'Shua.
409
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,418
Uh, no, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.
410
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,119
Hey, David, text me
when you want to jet.
411
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,156
I'm just gonna
roller-B around the block.
412
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,927
You have new maid already?
413
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,163
Oh yeah, 'Sh...
414
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,365
'Shua's terrific.
415
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,468
This what you want now?
416
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,670
White maid?
417
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,807
Well, I'd rather have you.
418
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,009
Edna?
419
00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,812
When I'm sick,
who takes care of me?
420
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,979
Edna do.
421
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,548
Yes.
422
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,283
And you remember when I got
hurt playing basketball?
423
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,320
Who carried me 12 blocks
to the emergency room?
424
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,389
Edna.
Yes.
425
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,024
Come home, Edna.
426
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,493
My heart, my refrigerator
427
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,562
is empty without you.
428
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,232
Oh, Eli.
429
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,666
Be strong, Edna.
430
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,868
We got a good thing
going here, okay?
431
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,503
(chuckles)
432
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:34,073
I wish I could clean
for everyone, but...
433
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,808
I go back with Eli.
434
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,043
(gasps)
435
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,411
(wheezing): Yes.
436
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,916
Warner, you have family,
beautiful kids.
437
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:47,153
Eli have nada.
438
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,755
He has me.
439
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,856
Nada.
440
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,593
Oh, Edna.
441
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,769
Be good.
442
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,109
Eli, come to Edna.
443
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:36,836
So we're cool, right?
444
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,607
Yeah, we're cool.
445
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,280
Does she, uh,
ever mention my name?
446
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,752
No.
Okay.
447
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:56,789
Can I smell your shirt?
448
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:17,810
Guys, we have
a 3:00 meeting.
449
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,846
Push it back!
450
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,987
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