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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,647 --> 00:00:03,567 [ Thunderclap ] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,007 --> 00:00:17,727 [ Thunderclap ] 5 00:00:53,807 --> 00:00:57,647 Fellow citizens of the galaxy, I do not belong on this planet. 6 00:00:57,727 --> 00:01:01,727 I am one of you. I am being held against my will, 7 00:01:01,807 --> 00:01:04,647 my potential to realize a happy and fulfilled life... 8 00:01:04,687 --> 00:01:09,367 nullified by the ignorant and cruel indigenous population of Earth. 9 00:01:09,447 --> 00:01:11,967 You must save me. 10 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:14,487 Take me away from this. 11 00:01:14,527 --> 00:01:16,967 Desperately in need of your assistance, 12 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:18,967 Mike Pillsbury. 13 00:01:24,407 --> 00:01:27,327 [ Beeping ] 14 00:01:27,447 --> 00:01:29,527 [ Pulsating ] 15 00:01:57,127 --> 00:02:00,527 [ Beeping ] 16 00:02:00,647 --> 00:02:03,367 Yes ! 17 00:02:06,487 --> 00:02:10,127 Yes. Yes, come and get me ! 18 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,967 [ Birds Chirping ] 19 00:02:22,047 --> 00:02:24,847 [ Mike ] The Hanzels were a peaceful race. 20 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:28,527 They were little pink people with long pointy ears, 21 00:02:28,607 --> 00:02:31,367 and they lived on a planet far beyond the Milky Way. 22 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:35,087 A planet with two moons and a purple sun. 23 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:38,287 There was no war, no-- no hunger. 24 00:02:38,327 --> 00:02:40,967 Nothing to be ticked off about... 25 00:02:42,127 --> 00:02:46,287 until the day the Jongs attacked ! 26 00:02:48,487 --> 00:02:51,047 Thousands of spaceships bristling with-- with force fields and weapons... 27 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,047 surrounded the planet ! 28 00:02:53,127 --> 00:02:55,807 The Hanzels looked up ! They knew nothing would ever be the same ! 29 00:02:55,887 --> 00:02:58,047 They knew most of them would be doomed ! 30 00:02:58,127 --> 00:03:01,687 - Doomed ? - Do-o-o-o-med ! 31 00:03:01,767 --> 00:03:03,687 Wh-What happened ? 32 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:07,647 The Hanzels were unprepared and quickly overrun. There was blind panic ! 33 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:11,327 - The parents tried to save their children ! - This is too sad. 34 00:03:11,367 --> 00:03:13,807 It gets worse ! 35 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:17,007 - [ Sighs ] - Wh-What happened ? You can’t stop now ! 36 00:03:17,047 --> 00:03:20,007 Oh, I don’t know if you can take it, Jay. This is hard stuff. 37 00:03:20,087 --> 00:03:22,647 Tell it anyway ! 38 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:28,207 They say a person’s life flashes before their eyes before their final moment. 39 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:31,727 The father thought of his family, and then-- 40 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,967 - [ Gasps ] - Where to go ? What to do ? 41 00:03:38,007 --> 00:03:40,647 Only one thought screamed out in the mother’s brain-- 42 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:44,887 - Save the baby ! - Yes, yes, save the baby ! 43 00:03:44,967 --> 00:03:47,247 [ Computer Beeping ] 44 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,767 Oh, come on, Mike. Is she gonna die ? 45 00:03:49,807 --> 00:03:51,767 I told you it was gonna get bad. 46 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:54,447 - You’re giving the guy a mental breakdown. - I admit it. 47 00:03:54,487 --> 00:03:56,487 It’s a good story, isn’t it ? He thinks so. 48 00:03:56,527 --> 00:03:58,887 Oh, yeah, sure. What a judge. 49 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:01,367 He thinks the back of a cereal box is like Shakespeare. 50 00:04:01,447 --> 00:04:04,647 Shut up ! Do they die, the Hanzels ? 51 00:04:04,647 --> 00:04:07,207 - Did you kill them ? - Ah, it’s never that simple. 52 00:04:09,447 --> 00:04:11,407 [ Jay ] A space pod ! 53 00:04:11,447 --> 00:04:13,647 Yes, a space pod. 54 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,727 If the baby was to live, it had to be sent away to a new home, a new planet. 55 00:04:17,807 --> 00:04:20,807 - Where does it land ? - Here on Earth. 56 00:04:20,847 --> 00:04:23,447 The boy will be adopted and raised as an earthling. 57 00:04:25,727 --> 00:04:29,807 But... he’ll never really feel at home. 58 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:34,367 He’ll never-- 59 00:04:34,447 --> 00:04:36,767 He’ll never feel like he belongs. 60 00:04:39,327 --> 00:04:43,367 He’ll never feel as though this is the place he was meant to spend his life. 61 00:04:43,447 --> 00:04:48,167 I’ll tell you something. You take this being weird thing entirely too seriously. 62 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:52,447 Why don’t you just accept the fact that you’re a normal human being like everyone else ? 63 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:54,487 All right. All right. 64 00:04:54,567 --> 00:04:57,087 [ Man ] Mike, let’s go ! 65 00:04:57,127 --> 00:05:01,807 Mike ? Come on. Come on. We got to get to the field by 4:00. 66 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:04,607 All right. One second, Dad. 67 00:05:04,647 --> 00:05:06,767 [ Rolling Thunder ] 68 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,567 - Easy for him to say. - Well, he was on the team when he was a kid. 69 00:05:10,647 --> 00:05:13,327 Yeah, and guys like Scott Schriebner probably ran him over then, 70 00:05:13,407 --> 00:05:15,327 just like they do to you now. 71 00:05:15,407 --> 00:05:17,927 Well, he says it’s discipline, competitive spirit. 72 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:20,167 He says it’ll be good for my character. 73 00:05:20,207 --> 00:05:22,807 [ Groans ] 74 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:26,607 [ Crowd Chattering ] 75 00:05:26,647 --> 00:05:28,647 Great defense work, Pillsbury. 76 00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:31,607 Tell me, is the idea that the oncoming tackle trips over you ? 77 00:05:31,687 --> 00:05:33,767 In the excitement, I missed that, Schriebner. Did he ? 78 00:05:33,807 --> 00:05:36,287 No, you missed him. They got a first down ! 79 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:39,647 - [ Cheerleaders ] Go, Arts, go ! - [ Scoffs ] 80 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:43,927 Go, Arts ! Go, Arts, go ! 81 00:05:48,087 --> 00:05:50,007 Go... 82 00:05:50,967 --> 00:05:52,887 Arts, go ! 83 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:57,447 Come on ! 84 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,807 Oh, and get your mind off the cheerleaders, Pillsbury. 85 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,207 For you, that’s a lost cause. 86 00:06:02,287 --> 00:06:04,647 Go ! 87 00:06:06,087 --> 00:06:10,007 - Let’s go ! - All right, let’s go. Let’s go ! 88 00:06:10,087 --> 00:06:13,127 [ Announcer On P.A. ] Nash is in the huddle. 89 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:15,367 And he calls it. 90 00:06:15,447 --> 00:06:17,447 Steps back in the pocket. 91 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:21,127 Looking for his man. 92 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:26,967 It’s a long toss down the center of the field ! 93 00:06:27,047 --> 00:06:28,967 - [ Boy ] Get him ! - Heavy coverage. 94 00:06:30,967 --> 00:06:36,727 And an interception by number-- by number 11. 95 00:06:36,807 --> 00:06:40,087 Mike Pillsbury ? He’s going to the 30. 96 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:45,967 The 40, the 50. He’s going downfield, folks ! 97 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,967 - Oh ! - [ Growling ] 98 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:52,247 - He’s doubling back. He’s going the wrong way ! - What is he doing ? 99 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:56,367 - [ All ] Huh ? - Mike Pillsbury is going the wrong way ! 100 00:06:56,447 --> 00:06:58,727 - Back to the 20. - This is bad, right ? 101 00:06:58,807 --> 00:07:00,807 - Isn’t he going the wrong way ? - Oh, God ! 102 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,967 Pillsbury, stop ! You idiot, you’re running the wrong way ! 103 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:09,127 - [ Opponents Yelling ] - Aah ! 104 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:12,727 [ Announcer ] He’s down at the ten. 105 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:15,127 Come on. Let’s get down there. 106 00:07:15,207 --> 00:07:17,407 - [ Whistle Blows ] - What’s wrong ? 107 00:07:17,487 --> 00:07:19,407 [ Groaning ] 108 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,407 What planet are you from ? 109 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:37,247 No ! Don’t let them get me ! 110 00:07:37,287 --> 00:07:41,567 - [ Growls ] - Oh, they want my brain ! They want my brain ! 111 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,487 I think they already took it. 112 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:48,647 How’s he doing ? Is he going to be all right ? 113 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:51,727 Okay, let’s go. 114 00:07:55,047 --> 00:07:57,807 Is he dead ? Can I have his CD collection ? 115 00:07:57,847 --> 00:08:00,647 Oh, he’s not dead. Are you, son ? No, you’re not. 116 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:04,527 - You will learn from your mistakes. - We’re awfully proud of you. 117 00:08:04,607 --> 00:08:06,927 [ Dad ] While that cannot be overemphasized, Mike, 118 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:10,687 you’ll never claim your varsity jacket by trying to score touchdowns for the other team. 119 00:08:10,807 --> 00:08:15,807 Remember the three L’s: listen, look, learn. 120 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:19,687 Huh ? [ Laughs ] Good luck, son. We love you. 121 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:22,287 - [ Groaning ] - [ Whistle Blows ] 122 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:27,247 [ Mike ] Make a correction 27 degrees west, 35 degrees north. 123 00:08:30,767 --> 00:08:34,127 Mike ? Mike ! Honey. 124 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,167 Mike, can I get a little airtime here ? 125 00:08:36,247 --> 00:08:38,647 Oh, yeah, sure, Mom. Cancel correction. 126 00:08:38,687 --> 00:08:42,287 [ Beeping ] 127 00:08:44,647 --> 00:08:47,407 No, not yet. 128 00:08:47,487 --> 00:08:50,567 - Okay, we got it vectored. Yeah, I see a picture. - ♪♪ [ Polka ] 129 00:08:50,647 --> 00:08:52,687 Now is he seeing the same image I am ? 130 00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:55,207 Good. Well, okay, but before you patch him through, 131 00:08:55,287 --> 00:08:57,487 let’s make sure we’re on the same page with this, okay ? 132 00:08:57,567 --> 00:08:59,607 Yeah. Yeah. 133 00:08:59,687 --> 00:09:01,727 No, it’s nothing that subtitles won’t solve. 134 00:09:01,807 --> 00:09:04,287 - Hi, Mom. - Yeah. Okay, well, put him through. 135 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:06,407 Hi, sweetie. 136 00:09:06,487 --> 00:09:08,807 Hello. Hier ist Pamela. 137 00:09:08,887 --> 00:09:11,207 [ Speaking German ] 138 00:09:11,287 --> 00:09:13,727 ♪♪ [ TV, Continues ] 139 00:09:20,247 --> 00:09:22,167 How’s your head ? 140 00:09:22,247 --> 00:09:24,527 You’re inquiring about my welfare ? 141 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,527 No, just the health of your head. 142 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,527 What do you want, Jill ? 143 00:09:29,607 --> 00:09:31,847 I could have guessed. 144 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:35,527 Come on. I need to pass this computer class. 145 00:09:35,607 --> 00:09:39,247 What is a bio service routine ? 146 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:42,767 A bio service routine is nothing more than an interrupt handler. 147 00:09:45,447 --> 00:09:48,807 Basically, PCs are controlled by the use of interrupts. 148 00:09:48,847 --> 00:09:50,927 When an interrupt occurs, the control of the computer... 149 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,367 is transferred to an interrupt handling subroutine process... 150 00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:57,287 that’s often stored in the system’s ROM, a bio service routine. 151 00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:01,327 - Are you sure ? - Does a tesseract exist in four dimensions ? 152 00:10:03,247 --> 00:10:06,447 You are definitely from another planet. 153 00:10:08,807 --> 00:10:11,407 Ha ha. Fantastic. 154 00:10:14,287 --> 00:10:18,367 Okay, rise and shine, AT&T. 155 00:10:18,447 --> 00:10:20,887 And how are we today ? 156 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:25,607 [ Oinking ] 157 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:32,327 Mike ! Mike, are you in there ? 158 00:10:32,447 --> 00:10:36,087 - Huh ? - I just went from stocks to stockyards. 159 00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:38,407 - What gives ? - Oh, sorry. 160 00:10:38,487 --> 00:10:41,327 I needed the extra RAM for a little programming project. 161 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,807 I’m using this new graphics card that I tweaked a bit, 162 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:47,807 and now it just eats up memory like a gulper eel. 163 00:10:48,887 --> 00:10:54,087 - Ooh. - Son, you need more fresh air. 164 00:10:54,167 --> 00:10:56,647 I’m gonna climb out from under the office, and you and I, 165 00:10:56,727 --> 00:10:58,847 we’re gonna practice some football moves, huh ? 166 00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:01,127 Uh, Dad, 167 00:11:01,167 --> 00:11:03,127 Dad, um... 168 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:06,487 I don’t know about football anymore. 169 00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:08,647 Maybe it’s not for me. 170 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,647 Mike, I don’t wanna hear the word "can’t." 171 00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:13,767 - Did I say "can’t" ? - I have faith in you. 172 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,967 No, no. You can do anything you put your mind to, 173 00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:19,967 including running downfield as a halfback. 174 00:11:20,007 --> 00:11:21,967 Hopefully, in the right direction. 175 00:11:22,007 --> 00:11:25,127 - Thanks, Dad. I know, but I just don’t think it’s-- - No buts about it. 176 00:11:25,247 --> 00:11:28,807 "Anything," Mike. That’s the word for the day. 177 00:11:28,847 --> 00:11:33,007 - "Anything." - Okay, "anything." 178 00:11:33,087 --> 00:11:35,127 "Anything." 179 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:42,407 So, how about running off those farm animals and giving me back my stock market ? 180 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:44,447 Sure. 181 00:11:46,007 --> 00:11:47,967 [ Sighs ] 182 00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:53,087 - [ Bell Rings ] - [ Chattering ] 183 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:02,047 - Ow ! - Amazing. A physical reaction. 184 00:12:02,127 --> 00:12:04,047 He’s alive. 185 00:12:05,287 --> 00:12:07,767 Scott Schriebner, big man on campus. 186 00:12:07,807 --> 00:12:12,807 Muscles, good-looking athlete, computer whiz-- how perfect can a guy get ? 187 00:12:12,887 --> 00:12:16,647 - Oh, it’s nauseating. - Yeah, too bad he’s a perfect jerk. 188 00:12:16,727 --> 00:12:20,167 Everybody, boot up ! 189 00:12:20,247 --> 00:12:22,167 Ms. Nickerson. 190 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:30,567 There’s a seat here for you if you want. 191 00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:32,927 - Um, no thanks. - What are you doing ? 192 00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:39,447 - Is someone sitting here ? - No. 193 00:12:40,887 --> 00:12:42,807 [ Nickerson ] Open your textbooks... 194 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:47,727 to page 2-6-8, paragraph five. 195 00:12:47,807 --> 00:12:49,727 Now please. 196 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,647 [ Beeping ] 197 00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:26,647 You’re gonna let him get away with that ? 198 00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:33,807 Yes, do it, Mike. Make him suffer. 199 00:13:38,727 --> 00:13:42,367 - [ Computer Beeping ] - [ Computer Voice ] You have mail. 200 00:13:53,327 --> 00:13:56,487 Oh... my. 201 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:04,487 Class, it appears... 202 00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:08,007 that I have to attend to something in the office. 203 00:14:08,087 --> 00:14:10,007 If you’ll excuse me. 204 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:15,047 [ Laughter ] 205 00:14:15,127 --> 00:14:17,327 Now for the coup de grace. 206 00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:26,527 - ♪♪ [ "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" ] - [ Oinking, Squealing ] 207 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:39,287 - [ Snorting ] - [ Laughter ] 208 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:46,127 ♪♪ [ "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" ] 209 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,607 - It’s your head. - [ All Laughing ] 210 00:14:54,767 --> 00:14:57,327 That’s good, Mike ! 211 00:15:00,647 --> 00:15:04,127 [ Mike ] As cruel and wicked as the Jong were, they were not without friends. 212 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:08,047 And the Mantix, who resembled overgrown sewer rats, were their allies. 213 00:15:08,127 --> 00:15:10,727 Rats ? Ew-w-w-w ! 214 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:13,767 On orders from the Jongs, the Mantix invaded. 215 00:15:13,807 --> 00:15:16,687 Not from the sky, but from the ground under our feet ! 216 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,687 Whoa ! 217 00:15:18,767 --> 00:15:23,247 The intruders were unarmed, except for the nasty mucous glands in their pointed snouts. 218 00:15:23,287 --> 00:15:25,367 They slimed us into submission. 219 00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:27,287 That is so nasty ! 220 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,647 With everything else you’ve stuffed in this place, 221 00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:32,167 you think you would have installed a stupid phone. 222 00:15:32,287 --> 00:15:38,007 - It’s designed for privacy. - Uh, you’ve got a visitor. Katelyn... somebody. 223 00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:40,647 - [ Scoffs ] Yeah, right. - You wish, Mike. 224 00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,327 Fine. Be that way. I don’t care. 225 00:15:44,407 --> 00:15:47,247 Oh, um, she’s waiting in your room. 226 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:51,167 Man, your sister has a sick sense of humor. 227 00:15:51,207 --> 00:15:53,327 Right. Like-- Like Katelyn Sandman’s... 228 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,607 gonna come to my house and wait in my room. 229 00:15:55,727 --> 00:15:57,647 And Scott Schriebner’s on his way to ask for your advice... 230 00:15:57,727 --> 00:16:01,007 on how to be a better football player. 231 00:16:01,087 --> 00:16:05,487 But you’re an interesting person. What if she really is there... 232 00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:08,127 waiting... for her story ? 233 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,327 A story. 234 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,287 [ Sighs ] 235 00:16:36,007 --> 00:16:37,967 Oh, okay. 236 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:46,407 Hi. 237 00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:51,407 Hey. It’s like Frankenstein’s lab in here. Did you build all these ? 238 00:16:51,487 --> 00:16:55,087 It’s kinda what I do in my spare time. 239 00:16:55,127 --> 00:16:57,807 When you’re not playing football. 240 00:16:57,887 --> 00:17:00,167 I’m better at stuff when I’m on my own. 241 00:17:00,207 --> 00:17:02,767 The whole team thing kind of confuses me, I guess. 242 00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:06,167 I noticed. What does this do ? 243 00:17:06,247 --> 00:17:09,847 This ? Uh, it’s a transmitter. 244 00:17:09,927 --> 00:17:13,927 Kind of. It takes digitalized data right through here-- 245 00:17:14,007 --> 00:17:16,367 like anything from a computer-- and it sends it out instantly. 246 00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:20,807 Zap ! Right out into space to the farthest reaches of the universe, 247 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,847 beyond time and imagination. 248 00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:25,647 Wow ! How did you think of that ? 249 00:17:25,727 --> 00:17:30,527 Thinking of it’s easy. Making it work seems to be a bit more complicated. 250 00:17:30,607 --> 00:17:33,127 Sure looks like it’d work. 251 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:45,567 So, uh, wh-why are you here ? 252 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:49,487 Oh. The prank you pulled in Nickerson’s class was brilliant. 253 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,967 - It got me thinking. - About what ? 254 00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:55,007 I’m doing the decorations for the Halloween dance. 255 00:17:55,047 --> 00:17:57,367 I don’t have a huge budget or anything, 256 00:17:57,447 --> 00:18:00,567 but I know if I just put up orange crepe paper, it’ll be a dud. 257 00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:05,567 So, I want something new. Something... high tech, creative. 258 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:07,567 You’re the man to help me do it. 259 00:18:07,647 --> 00:18:11,807 The man ? I am ? Me ? 260 00:18:15,367 --> 00:18:19,047 W-Wow ! The-- The man. 261 00:18:19,127 --> 00:18:22,967 Yeah, I’ll-- Why not ? Definitely. Absolutely. 262 00:18:23,047 --> 00:18:25,567 So that mean’s yes ? 263 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,407 Yes ! [ Chuckles ] 264 00:18:29,927 --> 00:18:32,327 [ Chattering ] 265 00:18:51,367 --> 00:18:53,807 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 266 00:19:45,327 --> 00:19:47,847 - You’re a genius. - It’s gonna work. 267 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:51,327 - We make such a great team. - Who’d have thought ? 268 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,047 What do you mean ? What’s so surprising about it ? 269 00:19:54,127 --> 00:19:56,207 I don’t know. You’re, you know, 270 00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:58,887 Katelyn Sandman, head cheerleader and everything. 271 00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:03,207 And I’m just... Mike Pillsbury. 272 00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:09,447 You know, for being such a genius, you sure are an idiot. 273 00:20:16,207 --> 00:20:18,487 Some people say you tell great stories. 274 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:20,487 When are you gonna tell me one ? 275 00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:25,887 Uh, no, no, no. That’s-- That’s-- That’s nothing. 276 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:29,647 That’s just stuff I tell my friend’s little brother to pass the time. 277 00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:32,087 Well, I’ve got some time now. 278 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:41,247 Okay. [ Nervous Chuckle ] 279 00:20:43,847 --> 00:20:45,807 Um... 280 00:20:50,327 --> 00:20:53,327 Our spaceship was over a mile long and half that wide. 281 00:20:53,447 --> 00:20:55,767 It was built for a long journey. 282 00:20:55,807 --> 00:20:58,247 The adults always looked ahead for a safe voyage... 283 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:01,287 - and behind for the evil... - [ Clattering ] 284 00:21:03,127 --> 00:21:05,767 Schriebner. 285 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:09,447 Been looking all over for you, Katelyn. Bunch of us are on our way out to eat. 286 00:21:09,487 --> 00:21:11,687 - You wanna come ? - Yeah, sure. 287 00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:14,567 Let’s take a break. Come on. You must be hungry. 288 00:21:14,647 --> 00:21:17,167 Did I invite him ? I don’t think so. 289 00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:20,047 Hey, who said I’d go with you anyway, Schriebner ? 290 00:21:20,127 --> 00:21:22,807 I’m busy, you know ? I don’t have time like you.... 291 00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:25,687 to stuff myself with some greasy hamburger. 292 00:21:25,687 --> 00:21:29,327 But, you know, go ahead. Put on a few. Clog up your arteries. 293 00:21:29,407 --> 00:21:31,607 Graduate from halfback to fullback. 294 00:21:31,647 --> 00:21:35,167 Shut up, Pillsbury. What are you doing with this guy ? 295 00:21:35,247 --> 00:21:37,967 - What is all this junk ? - Hey, it’s not junk, okay ? 296 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:41,047 - And it’s all under control without you. - Hey. Hey ! 297 00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:47,847 Tell everyone I say hi. Okay ? 298 00:21:54,287 --> 00:21:57,807 Nothing like the dreaded Schriebner to get your blood boiling, huh ? 299 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:05,487 - What ? - Nothing. 300 00:22:05,527 --> 00:22:07,687 Nothing. Just-- Just-- 301 00:22:09,247 --> 00:22:12,127 Schriebner. I would have thought you’d have gone, 302 00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,687 but-- but you didn’t. 303 00:22:19,007 --> 00:22:23,127 Forget it. I should probably stop speaking right now. 304 00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:25,887 Well, I agree. You should stop speaking. 305 00:22:32,247 --> 00:22:36,087 You know, strangely enough, I’m hungry. 306 00:22:36,167 --> 00:22:40,767 You know, strangely enough, so am I. 307 00:22:40,807 --> 00:22:43,247 - Let’s go. - All right. 308 00:23:12,167 --> 00:23:15,967 - Whoa ! - Shut up. 309 00:23:16,007 --> 00:23:20,007 Katelyn ropes Pillsbury into helping her on this stupid dance. 310 00:23:20,087 --> 00:23:23,007 All of a sudden, he’s got a swelled head. 311 00:23:25,327 --> 00:23:28,527 It’s time to cut him down to size if you ask me. 312 00:23:34,327 --> 00:23:36,247 And... 313 00:23:37,407 --> 00:23:39,767 I think... 314 00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:41,767 I know how. 315 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:47,767 Oh, yeah. 316 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:56,767 - Ooh, great tuxedo ! - Thanks. 317 00:23:56,807 --> 00:23:59,807 I’ve seen it all. He is soldering his cummerbund. 318 00:23:59,887 --> 00:24:02,407 - Shut up. - Uh, kids, please. 319 00:24:02,487 --> 00:24:05,127 You know, your mother and I realized something. 320 00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:07,327 In all the chaos of our day-to-day life, 321 00:24:07,407 --> 00:24:09,327 we never sent you to dance lessons. 322 00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:12,087 - [ Mom ] Mm-hmm. - Dad, I don’t think-- 323 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,167 This is a little something that I distributed to a chain of stations... 324 00:24:14,207 --> 00:24:17,807 throughout the Canary Islands and for closed circuit on cruise ships. 325 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:20,487 Ten Easy Lessons. 326 00:24:23,127 --> 00:24:26,247 ♪♪ [ Humming Tango ] 327 00:24:28,407 --> 00:24:30,327 Oh, boy. 328 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:34,887 So, lights on a cummerbund. 329 00:24:34,967 --> 00:24:38,647 - You like it ? - Pretty nifty. 330 00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:44,327 - [ Clamoring ] - Mike ? 331 00:24:44,407 --> 00:24:48,167 - Mike, where are you ? - Katelyn, Katelyn, I’m here. I’m here ! 332 00:24:48,207 --> 00:24:51,327 Mike, hey ! Quick, we don’t have much time. Let’s go ! 333 00:24:52,647 --> 00:24:54,567 It’ll only take a minute to boot up. 334 00:24:54,647 --> 00:24:57,207 - Okay. - All right. Okay. 335 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,207 Put this on. 336 00:24:59,287 --> 00:25:01,367 Mike, before all this begins, 337 00:25:01,447 --> 00:25:04,047 I just want to say that I had so much fun doing this with you. 338 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,047 Me too. 339 00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:08,767 So, can you put this thing on autopilot so we have a chance to dance ? 340 00:25:08,807 --> 00:25:11,447 Actually, that’s just a matter of two keystrokes. 341 00:25:11,487 --> 00:25:14,087 - Okay. Hurry. - Right. 342 00:25:14,127 --> 00:25:16,527 [ Computer Beeps ] 343 00:25:16,607 --> 00:25:20,487 Testing. Testing. Testing, testing, testing. Check. Check. 344 00:25:20,527 --> 00:25:24,967 Okay, turn the speaker on six, right. All right. 345 00:25:25,047 --> 00:25:30,007 Um, that should be okay. Oh, there’s the CDs. Right. Okay. 346 00:25:40,727 --> 00:25:42,727 - [ Chuckles ] - Shh ! 347 00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:47,127 - ♪♪ [ Fanfare ] - We’re ready. 348 00:25:47,167 --> 00:25:49,127 Everybody, come on in. 349 00:25:56,927 --> 00:26:02,327 Welcome, everyone. Welcome to the Ashby Annual Halloween Dance. 350 00:26:02,407 --> 00:26:06,247 A moment before we begin. Quiet. Quiet, please. 351 00:26:09,327 --> 00:26:12,007 This production was brought to you by Mike Pillsbury’s... 352 00:26:12,047 --> 00:26:15,927 Star Field Intergalactic Communications and Entertainment Corporation. 353 00:26:16,007 --> 00:26:21,767 That’s me. As well as the talented and inspirational, Katelyn Sandman, 354 00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:24,847 - [ Cheering ] - who first came up with the idea... 355 00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:27,367 that orange crepe paper just wouldn’t make it. 356 00:26:27,447 --> 00:26:31,007 [ Applause, Cheering ] 357 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:43,927 And now, let the games begin. 358 00:26:43,967 --> 00:26:46,807 ♪♪ [ Dance ] 359 00:27:00,567 --> 00:27:03,487 ♪♪ [ Indistinct ] 360 00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,287 ♪♪ [ Rap, Indistinct ] 361 00:27:22,327 --> 00:27:26,327 ♪ Rock the place till the place gets loose, fresh one the house transmission ♪ 362 00:27:26,407 --> 00:27:30,007 ♪ Everybody write your decision ♪ 363 00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:33,407 ♪ Peace and equality Let’s stay together Let’s live in harmony ♪ 364 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:37,487 ♪ All alone and I’m bad to the bone ♪ 365 00:27:37,527 --> 00:27:40,007 Push the button. Oh, please, push the button. 366 00:27:40,087 --> 00:27:42,847 ♪ Feel the beat ♪ 367 00:27:42,887 --> 00:27:46,007 ♪♪ [ Stops ] 368 00:27:53,607 --> 00:27:55,767 - Mike, what’s happening ? - I don’t know what’s wrong. 369 00:27:57,047 --> 00:28:01,327 ♪♪ [ Distorted ] 370 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:14,167 - Mike ! - I can’t stop it ! 371 00:28:14,247 --> 00:28:17,407 [ Girls Screaming ] 372 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,847 I-I don’t know what’s wrong ! 373 00:28:24,447 --> 00:28:27,767 ♪♪ [ Extremely Fast ] 374 00:28:39,487 --> 00:28:42,567 Oh ! I’ve got it ! 375 00:28:47,327 --> 00:28:49,567 Mrs. Nickerson, don’t ! 376 00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:52,967 Mrs. Nickerson, don’t ! 377 00:28:52,967 --> 00:28:56,327 [ Laughter ] 378 00:29:02,247 --> 00:29:04,167 Hey. 379 00:29:05,607 --> 00:29:09,407 Mike, no. Hey, it’s okay. 380 00:29:24,687 --> 00:29:27,127 [ Thunder Rumbling ] 381 00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:35,767 [ Thunderclap ] 382 00:30:17,807 --> 00:30:21,847 Fellow citizens of the galaxy, I do not belong on this planet. 383 00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:26,167 I am one of you. I am being held against my will, 384 00:30:26,207 --> 00:30:29,047 my potential to realize a happy and fulfilled life... 385 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:33,767 nullified by the ignorant and cruel indigenous population of Earth. 386 00:30:33,807 --> 00:30:36,287 You must save me. 387 00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:38,847 Take me away from this. 388 00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:41,367 Desperately in need of your assistance, 389 00:30:41,447 --> 00:30:43,367 Mike Pillsbury. 390 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:51,807 [ Beeping ] 391 00:31:20,327 --> 00:31:23,807 [ Beeping ] 392 00:31:23,847 --> 00:31:26,647 Yes ! 393 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:33,327 Yes. Yes, come and get me ! 394 00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:38,207 Will someone just listen for once ? 395 00:31:59,727 --> 00:32:02,327 [ Dad ] Okay, let’s look at the positive. 396 00:32:02,407 --> 00:32:05,727 - Insurance will cover the destroyed satellite dish. - [ Mom ] Uh-huh. 397 00:32:05,807 --> 00:32:09,607 - You’re still alive. - And none of the kids at the dance were hurt. 398 00:32:09,647 --> 00:32:11,607 [ Mike ] I just can’t face anybody. 399 00:32:11,647 --> 00:32:13,887 - [ Mom ] Oh. - [ Dad ] Mike, you’re overreacting. 400 00:32:13,967 --> 00:32:16,807 Excuse me. It’s good that he suffers. 401 00:32:16,847 --> 00:32:21,047 This family is now reduced to a paltry choice of ordinary network programming. 402 00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:24,887 That’s true, but somehow I know we’ll survive. 403 00:32:24,967 --> 00:32:28,687 Mike, I want you to get right back up on that horse, put on those pants, 404 00:32:28,807 --> 00:32:31,367 - brush those teeth, go back to school. - That’s it, hon. 405 00:32:31,447 --> 00:32:34,727 - Your varsity jacket awaits. - [ Mom ] Absolutely. 406 00:32:34,807 --> 00:32:37,687 The least you could do is help me with my homework. 407 00:32:37,727 --> 00:32:41,087 The speed of train "A" is 12 miles an hour slower than train "B." 408 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:46,487 - Train "A"-- - Jill, I’ve lost my will to solve. 409 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,927 Sorry. 410 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:04,687 [ Chattering ] 411 00:33:27,727 --> 00:33:31,367 Um... what ? 412 00:33:32,847 --> 00:33:34,807 Nothing. 413 00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:03,287 [ Sighs ] 414 00:34:30,727 --> 00:34:32,527 What the-- 415 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:37,287 Uh... hey ! 416 00:34:38,887 --> 00:34:41,767 Where did you come from ? 417 00:34:41,847 --> 00:34:44,607 How did you get in here, boy ? 418 00:34:44,647 --> 00:34:47,087 Please don’t touch. My people are a superior race, 419 00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:49,887 and we abhor casual contact with primitives. 420 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:54,047 - You talk ? - Through my translating device, yes. 421 00:34:54,127 --> 00:34:57,607 This is not happening. My mind has finally snapped. 422 00:34:57,647 --> 00:35:02,567 I’m afraid you’re quite sane and gifted with an abundant intelligence. 423 00:35:02,647 --> 00:35:06,727 - You do talk. - Otherwise, you wouldn’t have been able to open the door. 424 00:35:06,807 --> 00:35:09,327 - Door ? - The "stargate." 425 00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:24,287 Allow me to introduce myself. 426 00:35:24,327 --> 00:35:27,967 I am Barnabus from the star system Puppis. 427 00:35:28,047 --> 00:35:31,607 - Oh, boy. - I represent a galactarian organization-- 428 00:35:31,647 --> 00:35:34,327 disaster relief, rights violations. 429 00:35:34,327 --> 00:35:36,647 Nonprofit, of course. 430 00:35:36,727 --> 00:35:40,527 I’m hallucinating ! If you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll go lie down. 431 00:35:40,607 --> 00:35:43,487 But that’s impossible, Mike Pillsbury, we have to go. 432 00:35:43,527 --> 00:35:46,847 - Go where ? - Off this planet. 433 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:50,207 - Off this planet ? - That was your intention, wasn’t it, 434 00:35:50,287 --> 00:35:53,367 - when you sent the message ? - You got it ? 435 00:35:53,447 --> 00:35:56,567 Of course. And the longer we delay the departure, 436 00:35:56,647 --> 00:35:59,327 the more complex it all becomes. 437 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:05,327 Well, I really appreciate you coming all this way and all, but I don’t believe you exist. 438 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,527 I gotta go. 439 00:36:10,647 --> 00:36:15,287 Mike Pillsbury, you were the one who pleaded that you were trapped on an oppressive planet. 440 00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:20,647 - How did you get down here ? - Don’t delay, Mike Pillsbury. 441 00:36:20,687 --> 00:36:25,127 Others from all over the galaxy are travelling through the gate to find you. 442 00:36:25,207 --> 00:36:28,487 - They won’t have your best interests at heart. - Excuse me. 443 00:36:29,607 --> 00:36:32,327 Please, trust no one but me. 444 00:36:32,367 --> 00:36:36,047 Be ready to leave the next time I see you. 445 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:39,487 I’m delirious or maybe I’m just hungry. 446 00:36:39,567 --> 00:36:41,687 Ahh ! 447 00:37:01,647 --> 00:37:04,567 [ Beeping ] 448 00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,847 What stinks ? 449 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:19,687 Oh ! Eww ! 450 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:25,727 - [ Grunting ] - [ Screams ] 451 00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:31,527 [ Panting ] I’m dreaming. I’m dreaming. I’m-- 452 00:37:31,527 --> 00:37:34,327 - [ Grunts ] - Not dreaming. 453 00:37:38,607 --> 00:37:44,487 [ Groaning, Chuckles ] 454 00:37:44,567 --> 00:37:46,487 Yes. [ Chuckles ] 455 00:37:46,567 --> 00:37:48,927 What... are you ? 456 00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:53,927 I am the Bom. Your new best friend. 457 00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:57,647 [ Chuckles ] You need my help, Mike Pillsbury. 458 00:37:57,727 --> 00:38:00,687 And I’ve come to handle your case. 459 00:38:00,807 --> 00:38:06,047 - Case ? What-- What case ? - I can get you millions in galactic credits. 460 00:38:06,127 --> 00:38:10,167 You will be taken care of for life. 461 00:38:10,207 --> 00:38:12,167 [ Chuckles ] 462 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:16,487 Shall we... go ? 463 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,127 - What ? - Hmm ? 464 00:38:19,167 --> 00:38:23,607 [ Laughing ] 465 00:38:24,727 --> 00:38:27,647 - W-Well, uh-- - [ Phone Rings ] 466 00:38:27,727 --> 00:38:31,207 - [ Gasps ] - Excuse me. 467 00:38:31,287 --> 00:38:34,007 - [ Phone Continues Ringing ] - Hello ? 468 00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:37,207 - Mike, it’s Katelyn. - Katelyn, uh, 469 00:38:37,287 --> 00:38:42,047 - Oh ! - What a surprise ! I thought you-- we-- 470 00:38:42,127 --> 00:38:47,767 - What’s up ? - I wanted to apologize. We need to lighten up. 471 00:38:47,847 --> 00:38:52,567 - We’re taking this too hard. - Yes, right, we gotta lighten up. 472 00:38:52,687 --> 00:38:54,727 I can do that. 473 00:38:54,807 --> 00:38:58,407 I’m so sorry. It seems we can’t even talk to each other. 474 00:38:58,487 --> 00:39:01,727 Things have gotten so out of hand. 475 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:05,047 That’s what made me make this phone call, but what happened wasn’t your fault. 476 00:39:05,127 --> 00:39:07,607 The more I think of it, it must have been sabotage. 477 00:39:07,647 --> 00:39:10,167 - Disgusting ! - Mike ? 478 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:14,967 I’m here. Sorry. What were you saying ? 479 00:39:15,047 --> 00:39:18,447 I was saying that I haven’t been very fair to you. 480 00:39:18,487 --> 00:39:23,167 - And I wanted to get past all this and move ahead. - [ Grumbling ] 481 00:39:23,207 --> 00:39:25,247 You know, you’re a great guy. 482 00:39:25,327 --> 00:39:29,287 - [ Katelyn Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Straining ] 483 00:39:29,327 --> 00:39:32,767 - [ Sighs ] - Mike ? 484 00:39:32,847 --> 00:39:35,327 [ Belches ] 485 00:39:36,487 --> 00:39:39,847 - [ Yelling ] - Mike, are you there ? 486 00:39:39,927 --> 00:39:43,167 - Mike ? Mike ! - Oh, that stinks ! 487 00:39:44,647 --> 00:39:47,207 - What are you talking about ? - Stop it ! 488 00:39:47,327 --> 00:39:50,527 - What ? - No, no, no, no, it’s not you. 489 00:39:50,607 --> 00:39:53,007 Mike, you’re not making this any easier. 490 00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:56,367 It’s, uh, a plumber ! A plumber ! 491 00:39:56,447 --> 00:39:58,607 Yeah, the bathroom’s all backed up. It’s-- 492 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,007 - Gross. - Yeah. 493 00:40:01,087 --> 00:40:06,047 I wanted to say that I miss you, and I hope there’s some way we can be friends again. 494 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:10,407 - I think we had something good going on. - [ Growling ] 495 00:40:12,447 --> 00:40:15,167 ...the funnier it is to me and the less I care. 496 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:18,847 - [ Grumbling ] - So, what do you say ? 497 00:40:18,927 --> 00:40:22,247 -Oh, that’s nauseating ! -Mike, are you listening to me ? 498 00:40:22,287 --> 00:40:26,407 Sorry. Sorry. Uh, go on, Katelyn. 499 00:40:26,487 --> 00:40:28,527 Well, I wanted to know if we could start over ? 500 00:40:28,607 --> 00:40:31,807 But I don’t get the feeling that you’re paying attention to me at all. 501 00:40:31,887 --> 00:40:34,847 What is happening over there ? [ Continues, Indistinct ] 502 00:40:34,927 --> 00:40:38,007 [ Groaning ] 503 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:41,487 [ Mike Screaming ] 504 00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:45,007 - I’m gonna be sick ! - Forget I called ! 505 00:40:45,087 --> 00:40:47,007 [ Dial Tone ] 506 00:40:47,087 --> 00:40:49,967 You wrecked my phone call ! 507 00:40:50,007 --> 00:40:52,327 Ah, that was delicious. 508 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:54,647 - Do you have any more ? - No ! 509 00:40:54,727 --> 00:40:58,847 Oh. Well, perhaps it will make you feel better to know... 510 00:40:58,887 --> 00:41:03,207 that I am what you earthlings call a lawyer. 511 00:41:03,287 --> 00:41:06,247 What ? 512 00:41:06,327 --> 00:41:09,287 Perhaps it will make you feel better to know you have an open-and-shut case... 513 00:41:09,407 --> 00:41:11,327 against the Earth government. 514 00:41:11,407 --> 00:41:15,247 - What are you talking about ? - Lawsuit, my dear boy. 515 00:41:15,327 --> 00:41:18,327 The intergalactic statute is black and white. 516 00:41:18,407 --> 00:41:20,967 No life-form of superior intelligence... 517 00:41:21,087 --> 00:41:25,167 shall be subject to exposure to substandard-- don’t touch -- 518 00:41:25,247 --> 00:41:27,927 environmental, psychological... 519 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,487 or emotional life circumstance. 520 00:41:31,527 --> 00:41:36,647 In short, we can sue the pants off of planet Earth. [ Laughs ] 521 00:41:36,767 --> 00:41:39,127 No, no, no. I don’t wanna sue anybody. 522 00:41:39,167 --> 00:41:41,927 See, see, I was upset, and I had this idea... 523 00:41:42,007 --> 00:41:44,487 that I’d call for help, but I-I never thought-- 524 00:41:44,527 --> 00:41:47,207 You never thought what ? 525 00:41:47,287 --> 00:41:49,207 [ Sighs ] 526 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:53,487 I never thought you guys would really come. 527 00:41:53,567 --> 00:41:56,047 Well, we did. 528 00:41:56,167 --> 00:42:01,887 And no one will offer you a better fee structure than myself. 529 00:42:02,007 --> 00:42:06,327 Well, sorry, but-- 530 00:42:06,407 --> 00:42:08,327 but no. 531 00:42:08,407 --> 00:42:10,967 You think you’re sorry now. 532 00:42:11,007 --> 00:42:13,847 Wait till you hear from my lawyers. 533 00:42:13,927 --> 00:42:19,087 I’m suing you for wasting my time. Hmm ! 534 00:42:25,527 --> 00:42:27,487 [ Belches ] 535 00:42:34,487 --> 00:42:36,407 Eww ! 536 00:42:37,647 --> 00:42:40,487 Okay, what’s the big surprise ? 537 00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:43,447 - Hey, come on in. - Eww, who barfed ? 538 00:42:43,487 --> 00:42:48,047 Oh, no, no, no, no, it’s not barf. See ? It’s an emission. 539 00:42:50,287 --> 00:42:53,527 - From whose nose ? - Oh, no, no, no, no, he got my message. 540 00:42:53,607 --> 00:42:57,687 See, I had a visitor. He called himself a Bom. He was an alien. 541 00:42:57,687 --> 00:43:01,447 Oh, oh, and there’s Barnabus. He looks like a dog, but he’s not a dog. 542 00:43:01,487 --> 00:43:03,447 He’s an alien too. He had this, uh, this-- 543 00:43:03,527 --> 00:43:05,527 - [ Laughing ] - What ? 544 00:43:05,567 --> 00:43:07,887 What ? 545 00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:10,287 You puked up your room, and now you gotta make up a story. 546 00:43:10,327 --> 00:43:14,247 It’s not a story ! Come on. He was here. He used a stargate. 547 00:43:16,407 --> 00:43:20,207 Oh. That’s an original. 548 00:43:20,287 --> 00:43:23,287 Yeah, yeah, it looked just like a drainpipe. 549 00:43:23,327 --> 00:43:25,847 Just right out of there. 550 00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:27,847 - A drainpipe. - Yeah ! 551 00:43:30,047 --> 00:43:32,007 Yeah ! 552 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:37,247 Oh, no, no, no, no. I’m not lying. It’s the truth. 553 00:43:37,327 --> 00:43:39,287 Come on. You gotta believe me ! 554 00:43:39,327 --> 00:43:41,407 You got me worried, man. 555 00:43:41,487 --> 00:43:43,407 It’s gotten so bad that you can’t tell the difference... 556 00:43:43,487 --> 00:43:45,847 between real life and your own imagination. 557 00:43:45,927 --> 00:43:48,367 No. No, no, Nick. Come on. Give me some slack. 558 00:43:48,487 --> 00:43:52,327 I wouldn’t make this up. Come on, Nick ! Don’t, don’t go, Nick ! 559 00:43:52,447 --> 00:43:55,487 See you guys tomorrow, okay ? And we’ll make some plans for what to do next weekend. 560 00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,487 - Thanks for helping us. - Thanks for coming. 561 00:43:59,687 --> 00:44:02,247 If you happen to see Kathy, tell her to call me, okay ? 562 00:44:02,327 --> 00:44:04,527 - We will. - I’ll tell her. I won’t forget. 563 00:44:07,727 --> 00:44:09,647 Thanks. 564 00:44:10,807 --> 00:44:13,367 [ Car Engine Starts ] 565 00:44:13,447 --> 00:44:15,367 - Bye. - See you tomorrow. 566 00:44:29,687 --> 00:44:34,727 Mike Pillsbury, I don’t mean to nag, but we’ve really got to go. 567 00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:40,527 I-I can’t just take off in a spaceship for some distant planet. 568 00:44:40,607 --> 00:44:44,207 I freaked out at sleep-away camp. Sorry. 569 00:44:57,847 --> 00:45:01,447 Mike Pillsbury, I don’t understand you. 570 00:45:01,487 --> 00:45:06,847 Why are you walking off right when we need to talk ? That doesn’t make any sense. 571 00:45:06,887 --> 00:45:11,927 You sent out a galactic-wide call for help without having thought it through. 572 00:45:12,007 --> 00:45:15,527 I’m-- I’m sorry. Kids feel desperate sometimes. 573 00:45:15,607 --> 00:45:20,887 Then I got some-- some talking dog and some slime-bucket alien lawyer. 574 00:45:20,967 --> 00:45:23,127 - I don’t even know how this happened. - What lawyer ? 575 00:45:23,207 --> 00:45:25,447 He said he was a Bom. 576 00:45:25,487 --> 00:45:29,727 The Bom ? The Bom was here already ? Oh, I was afraid of this. 577 00:45:29,807 --> 00:45:33,927 Mike Pillsbury, you have opened up a can of worms. 578 00:45:34,007 --> 00:45:36,247 Can of worms ? 579 00:45:36,327 --> 00:45:39,607 When you sent out your call, you also signaled to the universe... 580 00:45:39,647 --> 00:45:44,727 - that this planet has advanced to a certain technological level. - That’s good ! 581 00:45:44,807 --> 00:45:47,527 That’s bad. Because of what you’ve done, 582 00:45:47,607 --> 00:45:52,167 Earth no longer falls under the intergalactic protection for primitive life. 583 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:54,927 Oh, no, no, no. You don’t understand. The whole thing was an accident. 584 00:45:54,967 --> 00:45:57,887 Lightning hit the dish. I don’t even know how it really worked, okay ? 585 00:45:57,967 --> 00:46:02,847 But it did, and no one will believe that you had no control over it. 586 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,487 I can see what your life has become. 587 00:46:05,567 --> 00:46:08,647 You’re disgusted, fed up with people. 588 00:46:08,687 --> 00:46:14,167 I can take you to a place where you can be yourself, be by yourself. 589 00:46:17,607 --> 00:46:20,247 Maybe that’s not such a bad idea. 590 00:46:22,327 --> 00:46:25,687 But first, I have to tie up some loose ends. 591 00:46:25,767 --> 00:46:28,447 I’d like to say good-bye to someone if you don’t mind. 592 00:46:28,487 --> 00:46:30,727 The girl ? If you must. 593 00:46:30,807 --> 00:46:34,047 I’ll return when you’re ready. 594 00:46:49,647 --> 00:46:53,047 Katelyn, could I talk to you for a minute ? 595 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:55,167 Katelyn ! 596 00:46:59,447 --> 00:47:01,887 I tried calling you to make things right, and you were rude. 597 00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:05,607 - No, no, no, that wasn’t me. That was-- - You were rude and disgusting. 598 00:47:05,647 --> 00:47:08,647 - I’m sorry, but-- - I don’t understand how you could come here. 599 00:47:08,767 --> 00:47:10,807 What could you possibly want ? 600 00:47:13,767 --> 00:47:16,207 A second chance. 601 00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:20,247 Please ? 602 00:47:20,287 --> 00:47:23,687 I’ll be down in a second, but, Mike, this is your last chance. 603 00:48:12,247 --> 00:48:14,167 [ Gasps ] 604 00:48:16,407 --> 00:48:19,167 How do you do ? 605 00:48:19,207 --> 00:48:22,007 I wonder if you could spare a few moments of your time ? 606 00:48:22,087 --> 00:48:25,607 I have an interesting proposition for you. 607 00:48:25,647 --> 00:48:30,167 I would like to be your agent and represent you for all media throughout the galaxy, 608 00:48:30,247 --> 00:48:32,847 - Mike Pillsbury. - [ Katelyn ] Mike ? 609 00:48:37,687 --> 00:48:41,647 - [ Chuckles ] Excuse me. - Let her go ! What did you do ? 610 00:48:41,727 --> 00:48:45,607 Ah, don’t worry. She’ll be fine. We need to go somewhere more, uh, 611 00:48:45,647 --> 00:48:47,607 [ Clears Throat ] private. 612 00:48:53,487 --> 00:48:55,847 [ Grunts ] Let me go ! 613 00:48:55,927 --> 00:48:58,487 Not until you hear my proposition ! 614 00:49:00,247 --> 00:49:03,847 Sorry. Had to do that. You know, I just love a captive audience. 615 00:49:03,967 --> 00:49:05,847 Going up. Whoo-hoo ! 616 00:49:05,967 --> 00:49:08,247 - So, the story is classic. - [ Grunts ] 617 00:49:08,327 --> 00:49:10,847 Young boy gifted with superior intelligence, 618 00:49:10,887 --> 00:49:13,687 but alone in life, reaches out. 619 00:49:13,727 --> 00:49:16,767 He’s carried to another world where he must start anew. 620 00:49:16,847 --> 00:49:19,207 An emigrant of galactic proportions ! 621 00:49:19,287 --> 00:49:22,367 Your character will be a unique creature... 622 00:49:22,487 --> 00:49:25,487 carving out a new life on a world light-years from his home. 623 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,647 Will he return ? Will he find love, redemption ? 624 00:49:28,727 --> 00:49:30,807 - All stories must have redemption. - Stop it ! 625 00:49:30,887 --> 00:49:33,847 - Huh ? - [ Breathing Heavily ] 626 00:49:33,927 --> 00:49:36,247 All right. What do you want ? 627 00:49:36,327 --> 00:49:38,527 If we marry with the proper creative elements, 628 00:49:38,607 --> 00:49:43,127 I think your life has a good chance of being a springboard for a weekly series. 629 00:49:43,167 --> 00:49:45,327 There’s no end to the episodes-- 630 00:49:45,407 --> 00:49:48,487 - What are you talking about ? - Predicaments, twists, turns, 631 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,607 fish out of water, boy away from home. 632 00:49:50,647 --> 00:49:54,927 And I love the emotional levels. Of course, it’s not worth anything without emotion. 633 00:49:55,007 --> 00:49:58,047 - It’s gotta hit where it hurts. Mike, can we talk ? - Will you shut up ? 634 00:49:58,127 --> 00:50:00,327 That’s what I like to see. Feisty ! 635 00:50:00,407 --> 00:50:03,327 You’ll need that for this business, kid. I happen to have papers. 636 00:50:03,447 --> 00:50:06,287 An option, you know, to protect my own time and energy. 637 00:50:06,407 --> 00:50:08,807 Aah ! Not the eyes. 638 00:50:08,847 --> 00:50:11,967 - Watch it ! Ow ! Ooh ! - You’re messing everything up ! 639 00:50:12,047 --> 00:50:15,887 - Will you put me back on the porch ? - Stop that or I’ll fictionalize ! 640 00:50:18,207 --> 00:50:20,807 Well, if you feel that way about it. 641 00:50:20,847 --> 00:50:24,647 [ Scoffs ] Whoa ! 642 00:50:24,687 --> 00:50:26,407 Ow. 643 00:50:29,767 --> 00:50:32,007 Mike ? 644 00:50:33,167 --> 00:50:35,687 Katelyn ! 645 00:50:38,447 --> 00:50:41,167 Katelyn ! 646 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:48,607 [ Mom ] Mike, honey, aren’t you hungry ? You haven’t eaten a thing. 647 00:50:48,647 --> 00:50:52,687 Mom, Dad... would you tell me if I were adopted ? 648 00:50:54,647 --> 00:50:57,367 Is everything all right ? You look stressed out. 649 00:50:57,447 --> 00:51:00,087 - Well, would you ? - [ Mom ] You’re not adopted. 650 00:51:00,167 --> 00:51:03,927 Even if you were adopted, we would love you just as much. 651 00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:08,087 - "If" ? - You’re not adopted. He’s not adopted. 652 00:51:08,167 --> 00:51:11,007 - You told me he’s adopted. - Jill, stop it. 653 00:51:11,087 --> 00:51:15,287 Sure you did. Admit it. The guy came from another planet and you took him in. 654 00:51:15,327 --> 00:51:18,047 - Jill ! - Right away they took you to a plastic surgeon... 655 00:51:18,127 --> 00:51:20,207 to get rid of your antennae. 656 00:51:20,287 --> 00:51:24,687 Jill, what do we say about empathy ? 657 00:51:24,727 --> 00:51:26,367 Okay. 658 00:51:26,487 --> 00:51:29,087 Well, could I have been switched at the hospital ? 659 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:31,567 [ Jill ] Sure. It’s entirely possible. 660 00:51:31,647 --> 00:51:36,327 In fact, the day you were born, the hospital was inundated with ugly babies. 661 00:51:36,367 --> 00:51:38,327 - Jill. - They couldn’t tell one from another. 662 00:51:38,367 --> 00:51:41,687 - Jill, please. - He’s going through separation anxiety. 663 00:51:41,767 --> 00:51:45,047 The classic adolescent struggle to pull away from one’s parents. 664 00:51:45,127 --> 00:51:48,007 Mike, honey, 665 00:51:48,087 --> 00:51:50,367 why would you think you were switched at birth ? 666 00:51:50,447 --> 00:51:53,967 I will be happy to show you your birth certificate. 667 00:51:54,007 --> 00:51:56,967 And, yes, you are a human being. 668 00:51:57,007 --> 00:51:59,367 I wouldn’t jump to conclusions. 669 00:52:08,087 --> 00:52:11,207 Hey, Mike ! Mike, it’s me, Nick. Remember me ? 670 00:52:11,287 --> 00:52:15,007 - Oh, hey. Sorry. - You’re a wreck. 671 00:52:15,087 --> 00:52:18,127 Well, it’s been hard to sleep with everything that’s been going on. 672 00:52:18,247 --> 00:52:20,247 - What’s been going on ? - Aliens. 673 00:52:20,327 --> 00:52:22,967 - Oh, aliens. - Come on. I told you. 674 00:52:23,047 --> 00:52:24,967 Have I ever told you about my Uncle Luther ? 675 00:52:25,047 --> 00:52:28,167 He was convinced that a martian took up residence in the tank of his toilet. 676 00:52:28,207 --> 00:52:30,167 That’s entirely possible. 677 00:52:30,207 --> 00:52:33,207 Yeah, but if everyone else looked in the toilet tank and saw plumbing, 678 00:52:33,287 --> 00:52:36,487 - what does that make Uncle Luther ? - I’m not crazy. 679 00:52:36,567 --> 00:52:38,607 You need a vacation. 680 00:52:47,527 --> 00:52:51,287 Hang in there. Thanksgiving’s not that far away. 681 00:52:51,327 --> 00:52:55,567 By that time, it’ll probably be light-years. 682 00:52:55,647 --> 00:52:58,127 Have you heard anything I’ve said about the value of reality ? 683 00:52:58,247 --> 00:53:02,287 - [ Thunderclap ] - [ All Talking At Once ] 684 00:53:04,647 --> 00:53:08,167 Cut to the chase ! You need a friend, Pillsbury, 685 00:53:08,207 --> 00:53:10,367 to tell you you’re making a terrible mistake... 686 00:53:10,447 --> 00:53:12,367 in leaving planet Earth. 687 00:53:12,447 --> 00:53:15,607 - ’Cause I’d like to give you the exclusive franchise... - I know ! 688 00:53:15,647 --> 00:53:20,487 to market the one, the only, Jarmonica. 689 00:53:20,567 --> 00:53:23,567 What does it do, you may ask ? You can slice with it, 690 00:53:23,687 --> 00:53:28,007 you can dice with it, you can grate any vegetable in the known universe. 691 00:53:28,087 --> 00:53:32,167 Don’t let him dice you up. The point is to dice someone else up. 692 00:53:32,207 --> 00:53:34,807 [ Chuckles ] Make someone pay. 693 00:53:36,127 --> 00:53:38,167 Hey, the show is just beginning. 694 00:53:38,247 --> 00:53:40,247 We’ll diversify into merchandising. 695 00:53:40,327 --> 00:53:42,807 You’ll be Earth’s primary franchisee ! 696 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:46,807 Silk screen T-shirts. Your face on breakfast cereal boxes. 697 00:53:46,887 --> 00:53:51,167 Wanna go out on a date ? It would be lots of fun. 698 00:53:51,247 --> 00:53:56,007 It must be contagious. I’ve lost my mind, just like you. 699 00:53:56,047 --> 00:54:00,327 We’d have a great time. Let’s cruise Andromeda. 700 00:54:00,367 --> 00:54:03,847 Your signature would ratify our agreement. Please, sign, sign, sign ! 701 00:54:03,887 --> 00:54:06,567 You’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams. 702 00:54:06,647 --> 00:54:09,127 - [ Chuckling ] - I can’t believe this. 703 00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:11,607 I’m just one big opportunity for you. 704 00:54:11,687 --> 00:54:13,447 - Yeah. - Huh ? - Huh ? 705 00:54:13,527 --> 00:54:16,407 [ Bom ] Well, isn’t that more than what you have here on Earth ? 706 00:54:16,487 --> 00:54:19,647 Now, you said no one cares. I care. 707 00:54:19,727 --> 00:54:21,767 There’s no reason we can’t include a clause... 708 00:54:21,807 --> 00:54:24,287 calling for biannual audits to protect your interest. 709 00:54:24,327 --> 00:54:27,407 We’re not leaving until we get an answer. 710 00:54:27,487 --> 00:54:31,607 Just remember, coming with me would be a big blast. 711 00:54:31,647 --> 00:54:34,087 - Don’t try to interfere with my client ! - Your client ? 712 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,447 Mike Pillsbury is my client. 713 00:54:36,487 --> 00:54:40,007 [ Alien ] Don’t listen to old salad head over there. He’s clearly not for you. 714 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:43,607 I just can’t wait to show Mikey the galaxies. 715 00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:45,687 [ Aliens Chattering ] 716 00:54:45,767 --> 00:54:50,087 Mike, come on back, baby. Come on. I’ve got a deal that will set you up for life. 717 00:54:50,167 --> 00:54:52,847 - Barnabus, where are you ? - Come on, Mike. 718 00:54:54,567 --> 00:54:56,727 I’m holding each and every one of you personally responsible. 719 00:54:56,807 --> 00:55:02,167 You just let one great client walk right out the door, and I can’t stand it. 720 00:55:02,247 --> 00:55:04,167 Money-back guarantee. 721 00:55:04,247 --> 00:55:06,167 [ Arguing Continues ] 722 00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:11,647 [ Nick ] This is insane. You can’t do this. 723 00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:14,007 Come on. At least wait until your parents get back. 724 00:55:14,087 --> 00:55:16,047 Come on, Mike. Don’t go through with this. 725 00:55:16,127 --> 00:55:18,367 Mike. Mike ! 726 00:55:18,447 --> 00:55:21,487 The aliens are right. I have to face this. I was never meant to live here. 727 00:55:21,567 --> 00:55:23,647 At least in another world, I can make a new life. 728 00:55:23,767 --> 00:55:26,007 [ Knock At Door ] 729 00:55:27,567 --> 00:55:29,487 I think this is yours. 730 00:55:29,607 --> 00:55:32,327 - Thank you. - Y-You drive me crazy. 731 00:55:32,407 --> 00:55:34,847 First, you make more sense than anybody I’ve ever known in my life, 732 00:55:34,927 --> 00:55:37,527 - and then you don’t make any sense at all. - I’ve had a lot on my mind. 733 00:55:37,607 --> 00:55:41,567 And... in a few minutes, I’ll be leaving for another planet. 734 00:55:41,647 --> 00:55:44,967 Oh, another planet. You are too much ! 735 00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:46,967 Look. There’s a group of aliens in my backyard, 736 00:55:47,007 --> 00:55:50,047 and all I have to do is close a deal and I’m off. 737 00:55:50,167 --> 00:55:52,207 I wish I could tell you he was a lunatic, but I-- 738 00:55:52,287 --> 00:55:54,407 - What else could he be ? - Katelyn ? 739 00:55:56,767 --> 00:55:58,847 I’m sorry about the dance. 740 00:56:00,527 --> 00:56:02,487 I’m sorry too. 741 00:56:04,167 --> 00:56:09,047 For a while, you gave me a feeling that no one else ever did. 742 00:56:09,127 --> 00:56:11,247 What was that ? 743 00:56:11,327 --> 00:56:15,087 That I belonged here. 744 00:56:17,127 --> 00:56:19,887 Good-bye, Katelyn. 745 00:56:27,807 --> 00:56:30,847 [ Alien ] I’m holding each and every one of you personally responsible. 746 00:56:30,927 --> 00:56:33,367 [ Aliens Arguing ] 747 00:56:36,207 --> 00:56:38,487 Okay, guys. Let’s work it out. 748 00:56:38,567 --> 00:56:42,607 Who’s it gonna be ? Who’s the lucky alien today ? 749 00:56:42,647 --> 00:56:44,807 [ Alien ] Have a look at that ! 750 00:56:44,887 --> 00:56:48,887 I think you’ll find it’s very well thought out and covers all the points we discussed. 751 00:56:48,967 --> 00:56:50,887 That’s the certificate of authorship. 752 00:56:50,967 --> 00:56:53,487 It’s ironclad. Don’t worry. 753 00:56:53,607 --> 00:56:57,007 It’ll be fun, Mikey. My parents would just die. 754 00:56:57,087 --> 00:56:59,887 And don’t forget, Mike Pillsbury, I can make you, 755 00:56:59,967 --> 00:57:04,527 and your sidekick there, household names throughout the known galaxies. 756 00:57:04,607 --> 00:57:08,647 And my fee ? Well, only a small 30 percent of your earnings. 757 00:57:08,687 --> 00:57:11,487 Ignore this charlatan ! Sign with me, 758 00:57:11,567 --> 00:57:14,447 and you’ll be making the universe a better place. 759 00:57:14,487 --> 00:57:17,047 Bringing the joys of the one, the only, 760 00:57:17,127 --> 00:57:20,007 Jarmonica, to billions of beings. 761 00:57:20,087 --> 00:57:22,367 I don’t even know what a Jarmonica is ! 762 00:57:22,447 --> 00:57:25,207 Why, it’s your future, Mike Pillsbury. 763 00:57:25,287 --> 00:57:27,847 You would be wise, young Pillsbury, 764 00:57:27,927 --> 00:57:32,047 to have me broker any deals you make with those two. 765 00:57:32,127 --> 00:57:34,047 [ Scoffs ] Or anyone else. 766 00:57:34,127 --> 00:57:36,127 For your own protection, of course. 767 00:57:36,167 --> 00:57:38,207 - What are you saying ? - I resent that. 768 00:57:38,287 --> 00:57:41,367 [ All Arguing At Once ] 769 00:57:41,447 --> 00:57:45,247 - Can’t we all just get along ? - Mike Pillsbury. 770 00:57:45,367 --> 00:57:47,207 Barnabus, where have you been ? 771 00:57:47,287 --> 00:57:51,207 A refugee disaster near Alpha Centauri. Very nasty. 772 00:57:51,287 --> 00:57:54,247 A talking dog ? Oh, my gosh. 773 00:57:54,327 --> 00:57:56,367 You must listen to me. 774 00:57:56,447 --> 00:58:00,687 You’ll have to live with this decision for the rest of your life. 775 00:58:00,767 --> 00:58:03,847 - Mike. - Katelyn. 776 00:58:03,927 --> 00:58:05,927 I wanted to make sure you’re okay. 777 00:58:06,007 --> 00:58:07,927 [ Explosion ] 778 00:58:08,007 --> 00:58:10,727 [ Aliens All Talking At Once ] 779 00:58:13,927 --> 00:58:16,447 A Thoad. Run for the hills ! 780 00:58:19,007 --> 00:58:20,967 [ Screams ] 781 00:58:24,127 --> 00:58:26,047 Never mind. 782 00:58:29,047 --> 00:58:34,447 What-- What was that ? Aliens ? 783 00:58:34,487 --> 00:58:36,647 From all over the galaxy. 784 00:58:38,727 --> 00:58:41,287 Uncle Luther was right. 785 00:58:41,327 --> 00:58:44,127 - We should have listened. - Why did they run ? 786 00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:49,007 A Thoad ! The worst worm is about to crawl out of the can you opened up, Mike Pillsbury. 787 00:58:49,087 --> 00:58:53,327 He’ll find the choicest specimens and snatch them. 788 00:58:53,407 --> 00:58:56,647 And then he’ll tell his friends. More and more Thoads will come, 789 00:58:56,727 --> 00:58:59,607 and more and more specimens will be snatched. 790 00:58:59,687 --> 00:59:01,607 It’s always my fault ! I can’t stand it ! 791 00:59:01,687 --> 00:59:03,687 I never thought the thing would work. 792 00:59:03,767 --> 00:59:08,407 If the beam was truly a result of an accident and not superior intelligence, 793 00:59:08,527 --> 00:59:11,047 we could appeal the case, but that-- 794 00:59:11,807 --> 00:59:15,647 [ Growling ] 795 00:59:15,687 --> 00:59:18,287 - I think we’re out of time. - What do we do ? 796 00:59:18,327 --> 00:59:20,807 Leave now ! 797 00:59:22,367 --> 00:59:25,807 Mike, what is this ? It’s great ! 798 00:59:25,847 --> 00:59:28,447 - Jay ! - This is so cool ! 799 00:59:28,487 --> 00:59:32,127 - Jay, come down ! - [ Alien Growls ] 800 00:59:32,167 --> 00:59:34,087 - Aah ! - Jay ! 801 00:59:35,647 --> 00:59:37,847 Oh, gosh. 802 00:59:37,927 --> 00:59:40,487 Jay, Jay ! 803 00:59:40,567 --> 00:59:44,687 [ Jay’s Voice Echoing ] Mike, what is this ? 804 00:59:48,887 --> 00:59:52,967 Jay ! Jay ? 805 00:59:54,807 --> 00:59:57,567 [ Barnabus ] He’s gone through the gate. The Thoad has him. 806 00:59:57,647 --> 01:00:00,967 - We’ve gotta do something. Call the police. - Yeah, call the police. 807 01:00:01,047 --> 01:00:04,487 Police ? The Thoad is back on his home planet now. 808 01:00:04,527 --> 01:00:06,967 It would take an army to catch him. 809 01:00:07,087 --> 01:00:10,647 He’s completely safe as long as he never leaves his home world. 810 01:00:10,687 --> 01:00:14,487 - So we can’t do anything ? - This is just the start. 811 01:00:14,567 --> 01:00:18,807 I don’t think he meant to take a little boy. He’ll come back and take more and more... 812 01:00:18,847 --> 01:00:22,007 until he finds the perfect specimen for his collection. 813 01:00:22,087 --> 01:00:24,167 The perfect specimen ? 814 01:00:27,847 --> 01:00:29,967 I’ve got an idea. 815 01:00:30,007 --> 01:00:31,847 What are you thinking of ? 816 01:00:31,927 --> 01:00:33,807 A plan. 817 01:00:49,927 --> 01:00:52,167 [ Grunting ] 818 01:00:52,207 --> 01:00:54,367 [ Oinking ] 819 01:00:54,447 --> 01:00:57,847 - No, Schriebner. It’s me, Nick. - What ? 820 01:00:57,927 --> 01:01:00,167 - What do you want, dweeb ? - Mike sent me. 821 01:01:00,247 --> 01:01:04,167 He knows you sabotaged the program for the dance. He wants to call you out now. 822 01:01:04,247 --> 01:01:09,007 - You’ve gotta be kidding me. - No, man, he’s waiting. Katelyn’s with him. 823 01:01:09,087 --> 01:01:11,007 This ought to be a real joke. 824 01:01:15,367 --> 01:01:17,487 So, send in the nerds. 825 01:01:17,567 --> 01:01:22,167 I should prepare you, Scott Schriebner, for the task that lies ahead. 826 01:01:22,167 --> 01:01:26,927 You’re about to see things that will be difficult for your earthling mind to comprehend. 827 01:01:26,967 --> 01:01:30,007 What ? Whoa. 828 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:35,647 Wait a minute. This is you, Pillsbury, isn’t it, trying to play some trick on me ? 829 01:01:35,727 --> 01:01:38,647 - Is somebody taping this ? - [ Katelyn ] We’re not joking. 830 01:01:38,687 --> 01:01:40,647 Scott, I see you’ve met Barnabus. 831 01:01:40,727 --> 01:01:43,927 - He’s here to help us. - How do you do ? 832 01:01:44,007 --> 01:01:46,407 - He looks like a dog, but he’s not a dog. - Right. 833 01:01:46,487 --> 01:01:49,007 - We need your help. - I thought you were calling me out. 834 01:01:49,047 --> 01:01:51,727 Nick didn’t think you were dumb enough to fall for it, but I did. 835 01:01:51,807 --> 01:01:55,367 - Hey, watch it, Pillsbury. - Hey, hey. Can you two get past it ? Grow up. 836 01:01:56,767 --> 01:01:59,287 All right, all right. Well, what do you want ? 837 01:01:59,407 --> 01:02:03,367 You will help us get through the stargate leading to the Thoad planet. 838 01:02:03,447 --> 01:02:06,487 Where they have my little brother, Jay. He was abducted by the Thoad. 839 01:02:06,567 --> 01:02:10,487 - Thoad ? - It’s an alien, kind of like an intergalactic poacher. 840 01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:13,647 We need you to-- 841 01:02:13,727 --> 01:02:15,647 We need you to be the bait. 842 01:02:15,727 --> 01:02:19,327 What ? Even if I did believe you, why would I do that ? 843 01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:23,847 Because-- Because you were born to be a hero. 844 01:02:25,927 --> 01:02:28,247 Because we’re on the same football team. 845 01:02:28,327 --> 01:02:30,687 - [ Scoffs ] - And-- And because... 846 01:02:30,727 --> 01:02:34,407 we’re on the same side, same school, same town, same planet. 847 01:02:35,807 --> 01:02:38,807 And-- And because-- 848 01:02:38,887 --> 01:02:40,887 because-- 849 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:46,967 Because I dare you. 850 01:02:47,047 --> 01:02:49,927 - You’re not scared, are you ? - No way. 851 01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:52,487 Then let’s go. 852 01:02:52,527 --> 01:02:55,647 Okay, okay. 853 01:02:55,687 --> 01:03:00,327 Suppose I play along with this. What do I have to do exactly ? 854 01:03:00,407 --> 01:03:03,327 Just... be yourself. 855 01:03:03,407 --> 01:03:09,047 - Well, what does that mean ? - It means just be... perfect. 856 01:03:11,007 --> 01:03:13,007 No sweat. 857 01:03:18,167 --> 01:03:21,287 Abducted by aliens ? Sure, you wish. 858 01:03:24,807 --> 01:03:26,807 Uh-oh. 859 01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:30,407 There’s a plan, Scott. Trust me. Come on. 860 01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,647 [ Growling ] 861 01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:02,487 This doesn’t look so friendly. 862 01:04:02,567 --> 01:04:07,647 The Thoad senses your presence, Scott. It senses your perfection. 863 01:04:07,727 --> 01:04:10,407 You know, I’m not really all that perfect. 864 01:04:10,487 --> 01:04:14,407 I mean, compared to Pillsbury maybe, but I’ve got a lot of faults. 865 01:04:14,487 --> 01:04:16,407 Really. 866 01:04:16,487 --> 01:04:18,767 [ Growling ] 867 01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:21,847 Now, before it’s too late ! 868 01:04:39,967 --> 01:04:43,847 Barnabus, what is this place ? 869 01:04:43,927 --> 01:04:48,647 The Thoad calls it a zoo, but I believe you would call it a prison. 870 01:05:00,247 --> 01:05:02,327 Is it watching us ? 871 01:05:02,407 --> 01:05:06,647 - I expect so. We’d better keep going. - Okay. 872 01:05:26,567 --> 01:05:29,127 Hey, Pillsbury. Big joke. 873 01:05:29,207 --> 01:05:33,327 I’m still here. Nothing’s happened. I was right. 874 01:05:33,407 --> 01:05:36,487 Try not to worry. Mike will get us out of here. 875 01:05:36,567 --> 01:05:38,807 Out of where ? 876 01:05:38,887 --> 01:05:41,647 Hey, why is it still light out ? 877 01:06:05,927 --> 01:06:08,807 Where am I ? 878 01:06:36,767 --> 01:06:38,727 [ Shudders ] 879 01:06:49,087 --> 01:06:52,807 That appears to be some kind of master control for the cages. 880 01:06:52,887 --> 01:06:55,487 - Cages ? - Where’s Scott ? 881 01:06:55,567 --> 01:06:57,767 He is the specimen the Thoad needs. 882 01:06:57,807 --> 01:07:00,847 By now, I’m sure he’s forever ensconced. 883 01:07:00,927 --> 01:07:04,167 Ensconced ? What does that mean in English ? 884 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,327 You guys, look. 885 01:07:34,527 --> 01:07:39,247 [ Electronic Voice ] The Xgonearks are natives of the solar system Betelgeuse. 886 01:07:39,327 --> 01:07:42,807 Their organic chemistry is silicon based. 887 01:07:55,007 --> 01:07:58,327 Oh, my gosh. It’s the-- 888 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:02,167 [ Electronic Voice ] The Hanzels are natives of the star system Pegasi. 889 01:08:02,247 --> 01:08:05,647 They are a gentle people with a long history of peaceful cooperation. 890 01:08:05,687 --> 01:08:09,687 They’re just like in your story, Mike. How did you know ? 891 01:08:15,207 --> 01:08:17,967 I don’t know. 892 01:08:19,727 --> 01:08:21,647 Scott, Jay. 893 01:08:21,727 --> 01:08:25,687 - I bet they’re in a cage just like this. - I’m afraid so. 894 01:08:25,767 --> 01:08:29,807 We’ll get you out. I promise. Okay ? 895 01:08:29,927 --> 01:08:32,327 Come on, we’ve gotta go. 896 01:08:36,887 --> 01:08:40,167 I can’t believe this-- transported to another planet. 897 01:08:40,247 --> 01:08:44,847 My worst nightmare-- stuck in Pillsbury’s backyard forever. 898 01:08:44,927 --> 01:08:46,847 I don’t know how to get out. 899 01:08:46,927 --> 01:08:50,487 Try not to worry so much. Mike will find a way to get us out. 900 01:08:50,527 --> 01:08:52,487 We’re depending on Pillsbury ? 901 01:08:52,527 --> 01:08:55,287 How did I get myself into this ? 902 01:08:58,727 --> 01:09:04,287 Have you ever heard Mike’s story of a planet where the people are called Hanzels ? 903 01:09:04,327 --> 01:09:06,327 Let’s try this way. 904 01:09:13,247 --> 01:09:15,167 Guys ! 905 01:09:17,007 --> 01:09:20,607 - Scott ! - Jay, Scott, Jay ! 906 01:09:20,647 --> 01:09:22,647 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 907 01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:25,007 God, this is really creepy. 908 01:09:25,087 --> 01:09:27,007 They can’t hear us. 909 01:09:27,087 --> 01:09:29,687 At least Jay isn’t alone so he won’t be so afraid. 910 01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:32,927 - We must act quickly ! - We gotta break through this glass. 911 01:09:33,007 --> 01:09:35,207 Maybe we don’t need to break it. 912 01:09:35,287 --> 01:09:39,967 - Maybe there’s a way to open it instead. - The Thoad must have a key. 913 01:09:40,047 --> 01:09:42,087 Very astute. 914 01:09:45,127 --> 01:09:48,967 My specimens need my care and protection. 915 01:09:49,087 --> 01:09:51,527 Security is all important. 916 01:09:51,607 --> 01:09:54,887 - You’re the Thoad ? - I am indeed. 917 01:09:55,007 --> 01:10:00,207 You were expecting someone much more, uh, intimidating ? 918 01:10:00,287 --> 01:10:04,567 I assure you, our reputation is wholly undeserved. 919 01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:08,767 I only came to help the Pillsbury, as he requested. 920 01:10:08,847 --> 01:10:12,167 No. No, you took Jay. He’s only a little kid. 921 01:10:12,247 --> 01:10:16,047 I did indeed, and I seem to be in possession of still another young human. 922 01:10:16,127 --> 01:10:19,807 Oh, but don’t worry. They will be quite pampered. 923 01:10:19,887 --> 01:10:22,967 And their life spans will be infinitely longer here... 924 01:10:23,047 --> 01:10:26,167 than they would be on dangerous old Earth. 925 01:10:26,247 --> 01:10:31,887 After all, this is a, uh, sanctuary, not a prison. 926 01:10:32,007 --> 01:10:34,887 - They deserve to be back home with their own kind. - [ Chuckling ] 927 01:10:35,007 --> 01:10:38,207 You of all people should talk, Pillsbury. 928 01:10:38,287 --> 01:10:43,327 At any rate, I’ll soon have enough specimens to make sure that they will never be lonely. 929 01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:47,167 - You have no right. - I have all the rights I need. 930 01:10:47,207 --> 01:10:50,007 You gave them to me, Pillsbury. 931 01:10:51,087 --> 01:10:53,687 But enough talk. 932 01:10:53,767 --> 01:10:56,927 I want to thank you for becoming part of my collection. 933 01:10:59,367 --> 01:11:03,607 You will be my very first Puppian. 934 01:11:05,047 --> 01:11:07,287 And you, Miss-- 935 01:11:12,007 --> 01:11:16,247 - Mike, what’s the plan ? - The plan was to get us in here. Now the plan is to improvise. 936 01:11:16,327 --> 01:11:18,807 [ Roaring, Growling ] 937 01:11:28,087 --> 01:11:30,847 So the little baby Hanzel got adopted by Earth parents. 938 01:11:30,927 --> 01:11:33,607 He was smart, really smart. 939 01:11:33,687 --> 01:11:36,167 But he never really felt like he belonged. 940 01:11:36,247 --> 01:11:39,847 He never felt that he had any friends. 941 01:11:39,927 --> 01:11:42,807 It kind of sounds like Mike made it up about himself, doesn’t it ? 942 01:11:42,887 --> 01:11:45,687 Yeah, kind of. 943 01:11:50,567 --> 01:11:52,967 - Here, in here ! - Hurry up, guys ! Go ! 944 01:11:55,607 --> 01:11:57,527 Go, go, go ! 945 01:12:08,247 --> 01:12:11,047 [ Roaring ] 946 01:12:14,407 --> 01:12:17,007 [ Continues Roaring ] 947 01:12:23,607 --> 01:12:26,247 I know you’re in here. 948 01:12:26,327 --> 01:12:31,487 Come out ! Come out, Pillsbury ! 949 01:12:38,127 --> 01:12:40,567 - Maybe we could discuss this. - [ Growling ] 950 01:12:47,047 --> 01:12:49,767 Where are the others ? 951 01:12:49,847 --> 01:12:52,567 Actually, right behind you. 952 01:12:57,287 --> 01:13:00,087 - It won’t hold him long ! - The key ! 953 01:13:00,167 --> 01:13:02,327 [ Barnabus ] Yes, yes, get the key ! 954 01:13:04,607 --> 01:13:06,807 Guys, I got the key ! Come on ! 955 01:13:06,887 --> 01:13:08,807 Okay, okay. 956 01:13:16,567 --> 01:13:18,647 [ Nick ] Mike, what about Scott and Jay ? 957 01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,607 - I’ve gotta do this first. - [ Thoad Roars ] 958 01:13:21,647 --> 01:13:24,007 There’s gotta be a place for this key. 959 01:13:24,047 --> 01:13:26,887 Maybe the cages open from the back. 960 01:13:51,687 --> 01:13:54,487 I know how this works. 961 01:13:54,527 --> 01:13:57,647 [ Key Humming ] 962 01:14:16,087 --> 01:14:18,327 Go on, you’re free. 963 01:14:25,927 --> 01:14:30,327 - Come on. - [ Thoad Roaring, Growling ] 964 01:14:33,407 --> 01:14:38,087 - Here it is ! Please work. - [ Key Humming ] 965 01:14:40,967 --> 01:14:43,927 Scott, Jay ! 966 01:14:44,007 --> 01:14:46,647 - You guys okay ? - Did you figure it out ? 967 01:14:46,727 --> 01:14:49,487 Wait. Barnabus, how do we get back ? 968 01:14:49,567 --> 01:14:52,247 We must go back through the Thoad gate. 969 01:14:58,327 --> 01:15:00,487 [ Thoad Grunts ] 970 01:15:00,607 --> 01:15:03,127 [ Growling ] 971 01:15:05,087 --> 01:15:07,007 I think it’s this way. 972 01:15:12,247 --> 01:15:15,087 Mike ! Mike, why are you stopping ? Come on ! 973 01:15:19,047 --> 01:15:20,967 There’s one more thing I have to do. 974 01:15:21,047 --> 01:15:22,967 [ Key Humming ] 975 01:15:24,407 --> 01:15:28,487 [ Doors Opening, Creatures Shouting ] 976 01:15:47,327 --> 01:15:49,367 - Where’s Mike ? - And Barnabus ? 977 01:15:49,447 --> 01:15:52,807 [ Cries, Howls, Growls ] 978 01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:56,327 [ Katelyn ] Wasn’t he right behind us ? What if something happened ? 979 01:15:59,047 --> 01:16:00,967 [ Screaming ] 980 01:16:01,047 --> 01:16:03,647 Mike, hey ! Are you okay ? 981 01:16:03,727 --> 01:16:05,647 We did it ! 982 01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:09,127 [ All Chattering ] 983 01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:13,487 Wait, wait ! Why isn’t the stargate disappearing ? 984 01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:16,247 Oh, no ! You can’t close a stargate if-- 985 01:16:16,327 --> 01:16:19,087 If there’s someone or something still traveling in it, right ? 986 01:16:19,167 --> 01:16:23,007 Too late, I’m afraid. Hell hath no fury like a Thoad scorned. 987 01:16:23,047 --> 01:16:25,687 I’d better contact the police. 988 01:16:25,767 --> 01:16:27,807 [ Phone Dialing ] 989 01:16:29,247 --> 01:16:33,167 - [ Busy Signal ] - Come on, come on ! 990 01:16:33,207 --> 01:16:35,167 What’s wrong ? 991 01:16:35,207 --> 01:16:38,647 The line is busy. It’s a dangerous universe. 992 01:16:38,687 --> 01:16:41,727 I’ll keep trying. Mike, you stall him. 993 01:16:41,807 --> 01:16:44,167 - [ Thoad Growling ] - Stall him ? 994 01:16:44,247 --> 01:16:46,807 [ Roaring ] 995 01:16:46,887 --> 01:16:49,647 Uh-oh. 996 01:16:49,687 --> 01:16:55,527 You freed my entire collection, and now you’re going to pay ! 997 01:16:55,607 --> 01:17:00,007 We have to hold out until the intergalactic police arrive. 998 01:17:01,207 --> 01:17:04,007 Excuse me, Mr. Thoad, sir. 999 01:17:04,087 --> 01:17:06,487 Hey, hey, hey ! You know what ? You’re a big creep. 1000 01:17:06,607 --> 01:17:08,567 Walking around, scaring little kids. 1001 01:17:08,647 --> 01:17:12,327 I have news for you, sir. On this planet, we eat frog legs. 1002 01:17:23,567 --> 01:17:28,007 [ Barnabus ] Hang on, hang on ! Don’t let him go ! 1003 01:17:28,127 --> 01:17:31,647 [ All Shouting ] 1004 01:17:31,687 --> 01:17:35,727 Hold on, Mike ! 1005 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:42,327 Barnabus, help us ! 1006 01:17:49,567 --> 01:17:51,847 [ Siren Wailing ] 1007 01:17:58,247 --> 01:18:01,647 All right, Thoad. Hold it right there. Tongue where I can see it. 1008 01:18:07,207 --> 01:18:09,127 Just in time, Officer. 1009 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:12,287 I got hundreds of warrants against you, buddy. Come on. Move ! 1010 01:18:12,327 --> 01:18:16,007 - Is he okay ? - I think so. 1011 01:18:20,087 --> 01:18:23,687 Barnabus, I didn’t know you could bark. 1012 01:18:23,767 --> 01:18:26,167 - I didn’t know either. - [ Chuckles ] 1013 01:18:26,247 --> 01:18:30,687 But sometimes you have to act a little primitive if it will help a friend. 1014 01:18:30,767 --> 01:18:33,887 - Thanks, Barnabus. - Don’t mention it. 1015 01:18:33,967 --> 01:18:36,687 Don’t move and put your appendages behind your back ! 1016 01:18:38,607 --> 01:18:41,367 Don’t say a word. Admit nothing. 1017 01:18:41,447 --> 01:18:45,647 Did he read you your rights ? Was he too rough ? Not rough enough ? 1018 01:18:45,727 --> 01:18:47,647 Tell me things. Tell me. 1019 01:18:47,727 --> 01:18:50,167 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1020 01:18:50,247 --> 01:18:54,887 All right, boys and girls, time for an explanation. And it better be good. 1021 01:18:54,967 --> 01:18:58,487 It will, Officer. Of that I can assure you. 1022 01:19:00,407 --> 01:19:04,847 Hey, Mike. We really do make a great team. 1023 01:19:10,927 --> 01:19:14,167 Uh, Mike ? 1024 01:19:14,247 --> 01:19:17,007 One of you care to tell me what happened here ? 1025 01:19:17,087 --> 01:19:21,687 [ All Clamoring ] 1026 01:19:21,767 --> 01:19:24,327 [ Whistle Blows ] 1027 01:19:30,567 --> 01:19:32,647 Barnabus. 1028 01:19:32,727 --> 01:19:37,287 Hello, Mike. I just stopped by to let you know the federation handed down its ruling. 1029 01:19:37,327 --> 01:19:41,487 Your initial transmission is being deemed accidental, 1030 01:19:41,567 --> 01:19:45,167 and Earth is classified again as a protected planet under federation statutes. 1031 01:19:45,207 --> 01:19:48,127 That’s a relief. I guess the world is saved. 1032 01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:52,727 And the Thoad has been sentenced to serve two aeons in a federation penitentiary. 1033 01:19:52,807 --> 01:19:55,527 His hostages have been returned to their home planets. 1034 01:19:55,607 --> 01:20:00,487 - And the Hanzel ? - He’s safe and grateful for all you did. 1035 01:20:00,527 --> 01:20:03,887 All’s well that ends well, as the saying goes. 1036 01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:07,647 I don’t know what to say. 1037 01:20:07,727 --> 01:20:10,167 Thank you for everything, Barnabus. 1038 01:20:10,207 --> 01:20:14,967 Well, there is one bit of unfinished business-- you. 1039 01:20:15,047 --> 01:20:18,647 - It’s not too late for you to come home with me. - To your planet ? 1040 01:20:18,727 --> 01:20:22,647 I know you would be happy, and so would I. 1041 01:20:26,407 --> 01:20:30,847 I don’t think so, Barnabus. Earth is my home. 1042 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:36,007 And even though it doesn’t always feel like it, I guess it’s where I belong. 1043 01:20:36,047 --> 01:20:41,847 Many here who feel out of place point their heads down. But not you, Mike Pillsbury. 1044 01:20:41,927 --> 01:20:45,807 You look to the stars. Remarkable. 1045 01:20:45,847 --> 01:20:50,647 If you wish, you may, uh, scratch me behind the ears. 1046 01:20:52,487 --> 01:20:54,487 [ Chuckling ] 1047 01:20:55,807 --> 01:20:58,647 Hmm. Oh, that’s-- 1048 01:21:02,247 --> 01:21:05,087 That was delightful. You know, Mike Pillsbury, 1049 01:21:05,167 --> 01:21:07,647 you’ve shown me there’s something to be said... 1050 01:21:07,767 --> 01:21:10,727 for the right kind of personal contact. 1051 01:21:10,807 --> 01:21:13,967 I will attempt to convince my people. 1052 01:21:14,007 --> 01:21:16,367 Farewell. 1053 01:21:17,527 --> 01:21:19,527 Good-bye, Barnabus. 1054 01:21:21,847 --> 01:21:23,807 I’ll never forget you. 1055 01:21:23,847 --> 01:21:26,807 [ Whistle Blowing ] 1056 01:21:26,847 --> 01:21:28,927 - [ Crowd Shouting, Cheering ] - Barnabus. 1057 01:21:30,047 --> 01:21:31,967 Barnabus ! 1058 01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,287 Thanks. 1059 01:21:48,847 --> 01:21:52,327 Pillsbury, let’s get out there and play some football. 1060 01:21:52,407 --> 01:21:56,247 -Give it everything you’ve got ! That’s my boy ! -Go, Mike, go ! 1061 01:21:56,327 --> 01:21:58,327 I guess I am. 1062 01:21:58,407 --> 01:22:00,847 [ Cheering, Indistinct ] 1063 01:22:16,887 --> 01:22:19,167 Pillsbury, why do you stay on the team ? 1064 01:22:19,247 --> 01:22:21,327 [ Groans ] 1065 01:22:21,407 --> 01:22:25,967 Well, believe it or not, Schriebner, it’s where I belong. 1066 01:22:26,007 --> 01:22:28,007 And you know what ? I’m gonna prove it to you. 1067 01:22:28,087 --> 01:22:31,567 Dream on, Pillsbury. Dream on. 1068 01:22:31,687 --> 01:22:35,847 I will dream on, Schriebner. You bet I will. 1069 01:22:35,887 --> 01:22:37,847 [ Cheerleaders ] Pillsbury, Pillsbury. He’s our man. 1070 01:22:37,927 --> 01:22:42,527 If he can’t do it, no one can ! Go, Mike ! Go, Mike ! 1071 01:22:50,767 --> 01:22:52,647 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 81684