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What's so funny?
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Oh, nothing. It's an acting exercise.
I'm practicing my fake laugh.
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Oh.
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What? What's so funny?
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Oh, no, no.
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No, no. There's none of that in here.
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Oh, come on.
At least let me finish this last one.
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Okay, but only if you give me a drag.
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Okay.
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Oh, dark mother, once again
I suckle at your smoky teat.
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Why don't you hold on to that one.
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That's, like, the least fun game ever.
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I'm sick of your smoking,
so I brought something...
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...that is going to help you quit.
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Oh.
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That patch is no good.
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It's a hypnosis tape.
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A woman at work used it for two weeks
and hasn't smoked since.
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Ha!
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What's your problem?
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Nothing. It's just that
hypnosis is beyond crap.
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I watched you get hypnotized
in Atlantic City.
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That guy did not hypnotize me, okay?
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You always pull your pants down
and play "Wipe Out" on your butt.
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Forget hypnosis.
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The way to quit smoking is
to dance naked in a field of heather...
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...and then bathe in the sweat
of six healthy young men.
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Or what my father calls
"Thursday night. "
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- Here you go.
- I didn't want cinnamon on this.
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Sorry.
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- Hi. Hi.
- Oh, my God! Frank!
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Ha, ha. Hi. How are you?
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What are you doing here?
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I would've called,
but I lost your number.
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And then, uh, my mom locked me out
of the house, so I couldn't find it.
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And, uh, then I tried to find a pay phone,
and the receiver was cut off.
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What happened?
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Uh, oh. Vandalism.
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But also, what happened
between you and your mom?
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We got in a fight. She said that
I was too immature to get married.
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- You're getting married?
- Oh, yeah.
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Aah!
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My little brother's getting married! Ha, ha.
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I knew you'd be so cool about this.
Uh, hey, do you wanna meet her?
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Do I?
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Do you?
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Yeah, I do.
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Cool, all right.
She's just parking the truck.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get
my, uh, fiancée, man!
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I'd have bet good money that he'd be
the first one of us to get married.
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Isn't it fantastic?
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Yeah, but don't you think he's
a little young to get married?
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- What? He's 18.
- It'll be illegal for him to drink...
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...at his own bachelor party.
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Yeah, or to get a hooker.
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Always illegal, Joe.
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Hey! Hey!
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This is, uh, my fiancée...
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...Mrs. Knight.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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- That's my sister.
- You know, it's funny.
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Frank told me so much about you,
but you're not how I pictured you at all.
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Yeah, I'm a big surprise.
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- Here you go. Here, grab a seat.
- Oh.
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So how did you guys meet?
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Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's...
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I mean, Alice. Sorry.
I always do that. Ha, ha.
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I was in her Home Ec class.
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He was my best student.
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She was my best teacher.
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Aww.
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If that doesn't keep kids in school,
what will?
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And so now you guys
are gonna be married?
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Yeah. Ha, ha.
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We talked about just living together,
but, um...
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...we wanna have kids right away.
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Oh, my God!
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Great!
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Wow, kids. Frank,
are you sure you're ready for that?
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How hard can it be?
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You know, I mean, you know, babies.
Who doesn't want babies? Right?
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And besides,
I never had a dad around.
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And now I always will,
because it'll be me.
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Really, we do realize that there's
an age difference between us.
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Good. Because you were
acting like you didn't.
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But when it comes to love,
what does age matter?
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You are falling fast asleep.
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Deeper, deeper, deeper.
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You are now completely asleep.
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You don't need to smoke.
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Cigarettes don't control you.
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You are a strong, confident woman...
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...who does not need to smoke.
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A strong, confident woman.
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You know what? I realized in the last year
I've only gone out with Richard and Julio.
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You gotta help me out. Set me up.
Get me back in the game.
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Shouldn't be a problem. I work in fashion,
and all I meet are eligible straight men.
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Can I get you something else?
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Cheesecake and a date,
if you're giving them out.
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Heh. Haven't we covered that topic?
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- You just said to her...
- You wanna go out with me...
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...because of my wig, the big boobs,
and I serve you food.
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If that were true,
I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth.
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And the two times we went out,
it was plain awkward.
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You think she should go out with me,
don't you?
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Ha, ha.
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Well, I mean...
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...are you sure
you wanna go out with her?
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That ain't a pretty picture
in the morning, know what I mean?
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That wig all in disarray,
and boobs flung over the nightstand.
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Really. Think about it.
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Oh, I will. Ha-ha-ha.
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No, I know.
I know that this is Frank's life.
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You know?
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I don't wanna be judgmental,
but it's sick. It's sick and wrong!
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What, is it the age thing?
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No, I'm fine with the age thing...
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...until it sticks its tongue
down my brother's throat.
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Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.
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You think he'll enjoy it
when he's up to his elbows in diapers...
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...of all the babies
they have to have right away?
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This is not fair to Frank,
and it's not fair to the babies.
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You know what?
It's not good home economics.
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Have you told him how you feel?
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Yes. Not out loud.
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If you don't tell him, soon he'll be
married, then you'll hate yourself.
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Yeah, but if I do tell him,
then he's gonna hate myself.
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Look at him and his mom.
I can't.
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But you guys can.
You talk him out of it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Come on, you guys.
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You have nothing to lose.
I have everything to lose.
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Do you want me to lose everything?
Everything?
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No.
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Okay, I'm gonna go get Frank.
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We're walking down the street,
and I turn to you and say:
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"Let's go hang out at
Totally Nude Nudes. " Remember?
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And then, heh, you say,
"Let's just hang out at your place. "
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Well, that was a nice move, dumb-ass.
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I think you should
go out with this guy.
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No, he doesn't do anything for me.
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Last Saturday night, what happened
on Walker, Texas Ranger?
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Well, um, Walker was looking
for this big busload of kids. Heh.
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All right, I get your point.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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I forgot the combination to this
about a year ago.
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I just carry it around.
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- You got any Chap Stick?
- Uh, yeah.
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Hey, how are those tapes working out?
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Pretty good. Good.
I haven't smoked yet today.
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I feel great and confident.
That is a stunning blouse.
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Thank you.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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Okay, Mon. Let's give Pete a chance.
He was funny. He seems really nice.
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That check thing was adorable.
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What check thing?
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As a joke, this customer who has a
crush on me, gave me a $20,000 tip.
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His number's on the check.
He did it so I'd call.
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Pete Becker. Pete...
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Is this him?
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That's Bill Clinton.
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Who's he hugging?
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Oh, my God. That's Pete.
Why is Bill hugging Pete?
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This guy invented Moss 865.
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Every office in the world
uses that program.
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- We use it!
- There you go!
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Oh, my God. Monica's gonna go out
with a millionaire.
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- No, I'm not gonna go out with him.
- Oh, my God.
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I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check.
This is so exciting.
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Or incredibly offensive.
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Yeah, sure. That too.
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What?
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All we're saying is,
don't rush into anything.
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Come on, think about it.
You're 18, okay? She's 44.
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When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.
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You don't think I know that?
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Look, the point is...
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...there's a lot of women
you haven't had sex with yet.
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Yeah, he's right. He's right.
This is your time, you know?
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You're young. You're weird.
Chicks dig that.
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But isn't sex better when it's with
one person that you really care about?
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Yeah, in a poem, maybe.
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No, the man's right.
That's what I had with Rachel.
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You don't have it anymore?
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No, I, uh... I slept with someone else.
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So wait. So how did that
make things better?
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It didn't.
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What you used to have with Rachel
is what I got with Alice.
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Now what is that like?
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It's so cool, man.
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It's because being with her is so
much better than not being with her.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Why can't I find that?
- I had it and I blew it.
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- Well, I want it!
- You can have it.
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Maybe I can't.
Maybe there's something wrong with me.
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No, it's out there, man.
I've seen it! I got it!
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- Then you hold on to it!
- All right, man!
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All right! Congratulations,
you lucky bastard!
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You're Frank's best man?
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I couldn't help it.
Their love is so pure.
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What about you, huh?
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I'm the ring bearer.
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Hi! Oh, Alice, hi. Thanks.
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I'm so glad you could come.
I've got a real, um, Home Ec emergency.
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- Oh, my God. Who died on this?
- Yeah, I know.
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It's a real "mustard-tastrophe. "
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- Can you help me?
- Absolutely.
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Okay, first, we'll start
with a little club soda and salt.
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- Then if that doesn't work...
- You know what? Forget it. It's ruined.
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Oh, no, never say that. If you can't
get it out, cut around the stain...
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...add a little lace,
you make a stylish throw.
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Or instead, maybe you could just
not marry my brother, Frank?
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Can we make it smaller?
Make it fit on the head of a pin?
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I love when we make things
fit on the head of a pin.
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- Got it, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.
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You have Monica Geller here.
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Uh, absolutely. Yeah, send her in.
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Hi.
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What the hell is this?
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Hang on for a sec.
I'll talk to you in the morning?
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You got it.
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- I'm sorry. What?
- What's this supposed to mean?
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Well, you know,
I never know how much to tip.
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You double the tax.
Not double the tax of Romania.
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I mean, what's the deal?
Are you trying to buy me?
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Is this the way you get girls
to go out with you?
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Uh, I'm still here.
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You're taking this wrong.
If I didn't leave you that tip...
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...you wouldn't have come,
we wouldn't have this argument...
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...and there wouldn't be this,
uh, heat between us.
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- What?
- Come on.
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You gotta admit that our relationship
is hitting a new level now.
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You were the chef,
and I was the customer.
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But now we're this couple that fights.
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Okay, um...
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...you're a loon.
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Look, forget the check, okay?
I like you.
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I think you're great.
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Come on, what do you say?
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I don't know.
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Why not?
241
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,304
I don't wanna encourage this behavior.
242
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:36,351
One meal.
That's all I'm asking for. Please?
243
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,478
We go out, we eat.
244
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:42,273
If you don't have a good time,
I'll give you 10 grand, we're even.
245
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:55,078
Hi.
- Aah! No!
246
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:58,247
Wait, no. Just put the mail down.
It's me.
247
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,835
Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark?
248
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:08,174
Well, um, your laundry smelled so good
that I thought I'd curl up in it.
249
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,385
- Is that all right?
- Yeah, sure.
250
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,178
So how was your day?
251
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:16,140
It's just probably the worst one
since I've been alive.
252
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,395
What, um...? What happened?
253
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,772
Um, Alice, uh...
254
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,191
She, uh, called it off.
255
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,901
Oh, no.
256
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,572
Did, um... Did she say why?
257
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:34,575
Uh, no, not really.
Just that I was too young.
258
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,578
I don't see how I could
suddenly be too young...
259
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:41,207
...because I'm older than I was
when we first got together.
260
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,211
Yeah, yeah, no, I don't...
261
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:50,216
I don't know. But you know what?
Maybe it's just all for the best.
262
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,970
Well, yeah, if the best is
like unbelievable pain.
263
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,264
Oh, sweetie.
264
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,726
You know, I was just finally happy.
265
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:02,603
For the first time in my life...
266
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,231
...after my dad left me...
267
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:10,570
...and then getting arrested
for stealing those birds...
268
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,532
...and then the whole
punctured-lung thing.
269
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,328
It's still really hard to take
deep breaths in cold weather...
270
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,458
...but with Alice,
all that stuff kind of went away.
271
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,130
And now it's gone,
and I don't know why.
272
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:35,094
Ugh. Well, I can tell you why.
It's because of me.
273
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:39,474
But you know what? I only did it
because I love you, okay?
274
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:46,355
- What?
- Um, I kind of had a little chat with Alice...
275
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:49,734
...and I sort of made her see
why you two shouldn't be together.
276
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,237
And you'll see it too, one day.
You really, really will.
277
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,948
Wait a minute.
This is because of you?
278
00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,158
Okay...
279
00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,495
Wait, no. My mother didn't want us
to be together...
280
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:03,581
...but the worst thing she did
was tie me to the porch.
281
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,792
Okay, but...
282
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,545
I came to you because
I thought you'd understand.
283
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,006
Oh, no!
284
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,467
No... Ugh.
285
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,803
I would storm out of here...
286
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,807
...if I had some money
or a place to go.
287
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,023
Oh, my God! The millionaire's here!
288
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234
Oh, my God!
289
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,533
Guys, please.
I'm just gonna have dinner with him.
290
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:43,496
Okay, just because he buys you dinner
does not mean you owe him anything.
291
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,124
I know.
292
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,961
Okay, then get the lobster.
293
00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:54,841
Hey.
- Hi.
294
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,217
- Hi.
- Hey.
295
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,593
Hello.
296
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,013
Hey, how much cash you got
in your pocket right now?
297
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,603
And that's why I'm not
inviting you in for a drink. Bye.
298
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,814
Why not? Hey, come in for drink.
299
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,401
- Where do you wanna go?
- You like pizza?
300
00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:17,029
- Oh, that sounds great.
- I know a great little place.
301
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,246
You're not paying for the pizza.
302
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:28,958
Come on, it's only fair.
You paid for the flight.
303
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,710
Is that enough lira?
304
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,212
Uh, I'd throw another 1000 on that.
305
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,299
- How much is that?
- That's about 60 cents.
306
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,937
Every night!
307
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,025
You don't need to smoke.
308
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694
Cigarettes don't control you.
309
00:19:56,862 --> 00:20:00,531
You are a strong, confident woman...
310
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,492
...who does not need to smoke.
311
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:06,954
A strong, confident woman...
312
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:10,333
...who does not need to smoke.
313
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,127
So can I.
314
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,760
Hey, Frank.
315
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:25,806
Look, I know that you think I did
this totally evil thing.
316
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,433
But I so didn't.
317
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,646
Someone's here who can explain this
better than I can.
318
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,690
We can go look.
319
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:38,319
Hi, Frank.
320
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:45,284
Hi, Mrs. Knight.
321
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,789
Phoebe's right, Frank.
322
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,335
It's hard to hear, but it would've
been wrong to go through with it.
323
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,254
I was being selfish.
324
00:20:56,421 --> 00:21:00,299
Even though we want
the same things right now...
325
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:03,344
...in the future, we may not.
326
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,014
- Is that what it is?
- Yes, but not just that.
327
00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,308
Right, not just that.
328
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:17,525
Even though we love each other
as much as we do...
329
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,652
...nonetheless...
330
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,864
- Nonetheless.
- Nonetheless.
331
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,702
Um...
332
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,205
You're too young...
333
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,042
...to really know what you want.
334
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,211
That's right, exactly.
335
00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,674
That's a goodbye kiss.
That's good.
336
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,386
Bye-bye.
337
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:50,850
The important thing is,
is that you see what I'm saying.
338
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:53,728
This is clearly wrong.
339
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,773
I've decided I'm gonna
let this happen.
340
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,860
Okay, can I just get my purse?
341
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,654
Mmm.
- Okay, all right, good.
342
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,120
Cigarettes don't control you.
343
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:14,373
You are a strong, confident woman...
344
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,418
...who does not need to smoke.
345
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:22,840
Joey's your best friend.
346
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:27,553
You wanna make him
a cheese sandwich every day.
347
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:35,061
And you also wanna buy him
hundreds of dollars worth of pants.
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