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'Cause every time I see your face
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I can't help but fall from grace
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Wow. This girl's good.
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Oh, yeah, a song with rhyming words.
Ooh, I never thought of that before.
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I like her.
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Why? Because she can sing
and play guitar...
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...and do both at the same time?
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Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for
from these people.
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Look at you, all jealous.
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Yeah, Pheebs, come on.
You two have completely different styles.
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You know, she's more... you know?
And you're more:
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Say you'll stay beside me
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Okay. See? See?
Everybody else is happy she's done.
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Okay, my next song's called:
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"Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say?
I Really Loved When We Were...
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...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't
Have Left You That Way. "
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Oh, no. One of those
look-for-the-hidden-meaning songs.
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Hey, Phoebe.
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Hey, Leslie.
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How'd you know I'd be here?
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I ran into Vlad at the place
where they sell the big fish...
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...and he said you played here a lot, so...
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All right. I have to go to the bathroom.
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But if the place with the big fish
comes up again...
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...I'd like to know whether that's several
big fish or just one big fish.
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So Phoebe tells us you write jingles.
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Actually, I said she abandoned me
to write jingles.
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Uh, anything we might've heard of?
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Uh, yeah, um...
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Home is never far away
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Home is Homestar Stew
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Yeah, but I don't do that anymore.
I got kind of sick of it.
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And then I couldn't come up with
anything good, so they fired me.
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Hmm, bummer.
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Well, you know, I was just...
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Um, I was just thinking
and just hoping that...
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...maybe you'd want
to get back together?
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No, but thanks.
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Oh, come on, Phoebe.
Would you just think about it?
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Okay.
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No, but thanks.
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Okay, uh...
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See you, Pheebs.
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Wow. That was kind of brutal.
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Well, okay.
Let this be a lesson to all of you.
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All right? Once you betray me,
I become like the Ice Woman.
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You know, I'm just very cold,
hard, unyielding.
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You know, nothing, nothing
can penetrate this icy exterior.
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Can I have a tissue, please?
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Oh, yes.
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Is someone in there?
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No. This is just part
of a daredevil game...
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...that I play called "Wait Until
the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die. "
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Jeez, man. Did you fall...? Hi.
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So, uh, did you? Did you fall high?
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Someone was in the ladies' room.
I couldn't wait.
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- I left the lid up for you, though.
- Ha, ha.
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You know what, uh, Gunther?
Go, uh... Go ahead.
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I'm talking to, uh...
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This is the part
where you say your name.
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- Ginger.
- Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger, so...
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- Don't you have to use the bathroom?
- No.
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No, I just, uh...
I'd rather, uh, talk to you.
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Yes, I do.
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Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.
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Someone in here.
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- Where's Chandler?
- He can't make it.
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He said he had to go back
to his, uh, job to do, uh...
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Uh-oh.
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Joey?
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Joey Tribbiani?
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Joey, I can see you, okay?
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You're hiding behind the coats.
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Close one. Heh.
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- Hi.
- Hi, sweetie.
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Hello.
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Hey, Ross.
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Uh-huh.
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- I've got some bad news.
- What?
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I can get a quick bite,
but I have to come back here.
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Come on, sweetie. You've worked late
every night for the past two weeks.
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- What is it this time?
- It's kind of my fault. I quit today.
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But work comes first.
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Oh, hey. But that's sad about you, though.
What happened?
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What happened? Burn out?
Burn all out, did you?
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No, he's leaving for a better job.
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Oh, well, that's great.
So I guess this is, uh, goodbye then.
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Goodbye. Ha, ha.
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- Okay, then.
- Okay.
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Well, we're gonna
miss you around here.
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Yeah, me too.
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- So see you on Saturday.
- Yeah, you bet.
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Ugh.
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Now, you know those
are a delicacy in India.
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Yeah, that was Leslie calling again
to see if we can get back together.
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It's like the 20th time today.
Yeah, good luck, Leslie.
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Wow. She must've hurt you
pretty bad, huh?
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Well, yeah.
You know, we were best friends...
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...ever since we were little.
Our moms worked on the barge together.
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You two must've been so cute
running around on a barge.
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You never run on a barge.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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Is, uh...? Is Chandler around?
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No, um, he met some girl
at the coffeehouse.
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Ooh.
- Yeah. Ginger something.
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No.
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No, no. Uh, are you sure it wasn't
something that sounded liked Ginger?
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Like, uh, "Gingeer"?
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No, it was Ginger.
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I remember because
when he told me, I said:
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The movie star
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Oh, man.
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That's the girl I was hiding from.
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When she finds out he's my roommate,
she'll tell him what I did.
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- What did you do?
- Oh. Oh, no, no. I can't...
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I can't tell you that.
It's like the most awful, horrible thing...
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...I've ever done in my whole life.
- You know what? Don't tell us.
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We'll wait till Chandler gets home
because it'll be more fun.
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All right.
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Okay, it was, like, four years ago.
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Okay, Ginger and I had gone out
a few times. Then one weekend...
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...we went to her dad's cabin...
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...just me, her and her
annoying little dog, Pepper. Heh.
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Well, that night I cooked
this really romantic dinner...
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You gave her food poisoning.
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I wish. No.
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After dinner, me, her and Pepper
all fell asleep in front of the fire.
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Well, I woke up in the middle of the night
and I saw that the fire was dying out...
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...so I picked up a log and threw it on.
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Or at least what I thought was a log.
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Oh, my God.
You threw Pepper on the fire.
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I wish.
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See, I guess another thing I probably
should've told you about Ginger...
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...is that she kind of has a, uh...
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...artificial leg.
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Oh, my God.
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Joey. What did you do after
you threw her leg on the fire?
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I ran.
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Well, that's the best kiss I've had...
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...with anybody I met in a men's room.
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Actually, me too.
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Oh. Foot in a puddle.
Foot all in the puddle.
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Oh, damn. I hate that.
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We're gonna have to get you
out of those shoes.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
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- No, really. You're gonna freeze.
- No, I'm not.
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Huh. You're not?
What do you got, a bionic foot?
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Someday. Maybe.
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Funny book?
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Hmm? Oh, no, no. I'm just thinking about
something funny I heard today.
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Um, Mark saying, "I'll see you Saturday. "
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Yeah, at the lecture.
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I told you that last week.
You said you didn't mind.
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Oh, no, no, no.
It's not the lecture, uh, I mind. Um...
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Oh, please tell me it's not because
I'm going with Mark.
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- Well...
- Oh, my God. Ross.
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Well, I'm sorry, but... Look,
if you're not working with him anymore...
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...why do you still have to do stuff
with him?
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Because he's my friend.
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Okay. But do you really need
another friend? I mean...
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Okay. Well, if I stop playing with Joey
and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
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Is that funny?
Am I suppose to be laughing?
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I don't know. You thought
"See you Saturday" was funny.
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Look, honey, Mark is in fashion, okay?
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I like having a friend
that I can share this stuff with.
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You guys would never
go to a lecture with me.
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I would love to go with you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Hey, I have clothes. I even pick them out.
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I mean, for all you know,
I could be a fashion...
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...monger.
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Okay. Honey, I would love for you
to go with me.
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What?
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What should I wear?
Now I'm all nervous.
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You know, they say,
"A watched pot never beeps. "
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It's, you know, ahem...
It's been a couple hours...
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...and she hasn't called.
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Not that I even care. I don't.
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Phoebe, why don't you just call her?
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You obviously want to.
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You think you know me so well.
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- Well, don't you wanna?
- Yeah.
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- Okay, so I do know you.
- That's what I said.
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- Well, so?
- I can't.
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I can't. She dumped me.
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I mean, I totally trusted her,
and then one day it was like:
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"Okay, bye, Pheebs. " Gone.
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You know what the saddest part is?
When we were playing together...
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...that was like the most fun
I've ever had in, like, all my lives.
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My favorite shoes
So good to me, I wear them every day
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Down at the heel, holes in the toes
Don't care what people say
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My feet's best friend
Pals to the end
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With them, I'm one hot chickie
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Though late one night
Not much light
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I stepped in something icky
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Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
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Always make me smile
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Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I'll
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Avoid the
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Pile
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We're beginning to see a lot
of layering of sheer fabrics and colors.
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For instance, a sheer navy blouse
over a pink...
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I'm really glad we came.
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You're so pretty.
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I love you.
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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What are they feeding you?
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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It's not your fault
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Wow, that's great.
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- Oh, yeah?
- You know, you could totally sell this.
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It'd be perfect for, like, um,
a kitty-litter campaign.
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A jingle? No, no, no.
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Why not? You make a ton of money.
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Okay, if I was in this for the money,
I'd be a millionaire by now, you know?
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You gotta get out
of that jingle-head, sweetie.
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Ugh. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
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- That's okay.
- Okay.
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All right, I'm gonna play a song now
that's really, really sad.
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Okay.
- Okay, it's called "Magician Box Mix-Up. "
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Oversized bracelets,
oversized earrings...
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...oversizing of accessories in general
is very popular now.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Oh, can I borrow this?
My milk's gone bad.
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Oh, I hate that.
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I once had a thing of half-and-half.
Stole my car.
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So how was your date with Ginger?
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Great. Ahem. It was great. She's, uh...
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She's great. Great looking,
great personality. She's greatness.
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Sounds like she's got the, uh...
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...whole package.
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- Joey told you about the leg, huh?
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, God. It freaked me out.
Okay? I know it shouldn't have, but it did.
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I like her. I don't wanna stop seeing her,
but every so often, it's like:
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"Hey, you know what?
Where's your leg?"
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I mean, I'm the smallest person
in the world, aren't I?
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I'm the smallest person in the world.
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Morning.
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Actually, he's the smallest person
in the world.
240
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Heard about the leg-burning, huh?
241
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:56,996
It came up.
242
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,833
Ahem, listen, I, uh...
I know it's a long shot, but...
243
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,420
...by any chance,
did she find that funny?
244
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,802
So I nodded off a little.
245
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,055
"Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring.
246
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:18,434
My father's boat didn't make
that much noise when it hit rocks.
247
00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,145
Come on. Forty-five minutes.
248
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:25,483
Forty-five minutes, the man talked
about strappy-backed dresses.
249
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:31,406
Well, okay, how about four hours
in a freezing museum auditorium...
250
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,908
...listening to Professor Pitstains
and his:
251
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,662
"Hey, everybody. Remember that thing
that's been dead for a gazillion years?
252
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,873
Well, here's a little bone
we didn't know it had. "
253
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,631
First of all, it's Professor Pitain.
254
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,426
And second of all,
that little bone proved that...
255
00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,971
...that particular dinosaur had wings
but didn't fly.
256
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,265
Okay, you know what I just heard?
257
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:01,394
Blah, blah, blah.
258
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,607
You know what? A hundred million people
went to see a movie about what I do.
259
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:11,112
I wonder how many people would go see
a movie called Jurassic Parka.
260
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,281
Oh, that is so...
261
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,742
No, no, no.
A bunch of out-of-control jackets...
262
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,243
...take over an island.
263
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,295
You know, if what I do is so lame...
264
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,715
...then why did you insist on coming
with me this morning?
265
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,051
Huh? Was it so
I just wouldn't go with Mark?
266
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,385
No.
267
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:38,389
I... I wanted to be with you.
268
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,517
I don't know. I feel like lately...
269
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,436
I feel like you're slipping away from me...
270
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,230
...with this new job
and all these new people.
271
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,067
And you've got this
whole other life going on.
272
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,402
I know it's dumb...
273
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,573
...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it.
274
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:01,871
It's not dumb.
275
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:06,417
But maybe it's okay
that you're not a part of it.
276
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,752
You know what I mean?
277
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:15,343
I mean, it's like I like that you're not
involved in that part of my life.
278
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,970
That's a little clearer.
279
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,641
Honey, see, it doesn't mean
that I don't love you...
280
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,769
...because I do. I love you.
I love you so much.
281
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,647
But my work, it's for me, you know?
282
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:30,066
I'm out there on my own,
and I'm doing it.
283
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,362
And it's scary,
but I love it because it's mine.
284
00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,573
But I mean, is that okay?
285
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,867
Sure. Ha, ha.
286
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,129
You're thinking about my leg,
aren't you?
287
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,131
No, no.
288
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,050
Actually, I forgot.
What is the deal with that again?
289
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,137
Look, it's okay if it bothers you.
290
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,140
I mean, the only thing I need to know
is how much it bothers you...
291
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,642
...because I don't like wasting my time.
292
00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,936
Am I wasting my time?
293
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,274
- No. No, I don't think so.
- Okay.
294
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,819
It's just like anything else.
You just have to get used to it.
295
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,332
What's that?
296
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,711
That's my nubbin.
297
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,758
What's a nubbin?
298
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:43,097
It's kind of a, uh...
A third-nipple kind of thing.
299
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,184
Do you have three nipples?
300
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,936
Well, you know, two regulars, ahem...
301
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,440
...and, uh, one that barely qualifies.
302
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,112
- Uh, what?
- Nothing. I...
303
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,448
I just remembered. I have to leave.
304
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:04,035
You, uh...? You have to leave?
Now? How come?
305
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,995
Well, it's nubbin. Nothing.
306
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:11,375
Um, you know what?
I'll see you later. Okay.
307
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,127
Uh...
308
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,963
Ew.
309
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,636
Oh. I thought you weren't coming.
310
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,305
- Where were you?
- Come here. Come here.
311
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,058
Okay. Don't get mad, okay?
312
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,894
Okay, don't give me a reason to get mad,
okay?
313
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,565
I played "Smelly Cat" for the people
at my old ad agency. They went nuts.
314
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:38,361
No, look. I told you that I didn't want you
to try and sell it...
315
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,697
...and you just big fat did it anyway.
316
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,660
God. You know what?
I think, five years ago...
317
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,496
...I probably would have done anything
to play with you.
318
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,458
But I can do it by myself, right?
And if I can't trust you, then just forget it.
319
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,460
No. No. I don't wanna forget it.
320
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,337
Okay, you know what?
You have to choose.
321
00:20:56,505 --> 00:21:00,007
All right? If the most important thing
on the planet to you...
322
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:05,179
...is this cat-poopy thing,
then, okay, you can have "Smelly Cat. "
323
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,390
But we won't be partners.
324
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,392
So what's it gonna be?
325
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:13,145
Smelly cat, smelly cat
Odor in the litter box?
326
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,565
Don't change your kitty.
Change your kitty litter.
327
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,485
It's not your fault
328
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,532
- Sorry, Pheebs.
- Yeah.
329
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,200
You okay?
330
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,786
Yeah. I actually am. Yeah.
331
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:32,665
Because, you know, life's gonna
hand you all kinds of stuff.
332
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,960
You know, you learn your little lessons
and hopefully you grow.
333
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,254
You wanna hear a new song?
334
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,714
- Yeah.
- Oh, we'd love to.
335
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,090
Okay.
336
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,343
Jingle bitch screwed me over
337
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,139
Go to hell, jingle whore
338
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:52,351
Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell
339
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,062
That's all I have so far.
340
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,152
Well, hello.
341
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,196
Where have you been?
- The doctor.
342
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,698
- Is everything okay?
- Oh, yes.
343
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:08,451
Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy.
344
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:13,873
Yep. Two nipples, no waiting.
345
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,709
Well. Just like Rachel in high school.
346
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:19,837
What?
347
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,799
Come on. Come on, I was kidding.
It was such an obvious joke.
348
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,885
That was an obvious joke.
349
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,054
And I didn't think of it.
Why didn't I think of it?
350
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,599
The source of all my powers.
351
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,603
Oh, dear God, what have I done?
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