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Vaasu

Saravana

Vaasu

Saravana

I'm very proud of you

Why?

Some people cannot drink and drive

but you do it just fine.

I've always been like this.

Shall I show you some stunts?

I don't want to break my limbs

Great joke, dude

Really funny

Hey!

I was mocking you

You laugh like I was mocking someone else

Dude

Mocking is an art

You should appreciate it, you shouldn’t hate it

Please go!

What's that noise?

Is something stuck between the forks?

He is crazy

He'll ask me to imitate people all night

Sorry sir

We drunk and drove

He fines at the drop of a hat

and you admit your mistake?

No, that's only at the end of the month

He's a very good boy

Hey!

Where are you headed?

Show it to him

What is he showing?

A hunger strike against the women who ditch men for trivial reasons

The Association of Men Ditched by Lovers

Registration number: 001/2015

President: VS Saravanan

Here, sir

Coordinator: OP Vaasu

Present, sir

Excuse me

One personal question

Which alcoholic beverage did you drink?

Nobody remembers the names anymore

Some new brand arrives everyday

100 rupees' drink

110 rupees'

and such are the classification

Do you know the yellow colored one?

A quarter-bottle in that

- What was the final one? - Green color

A green colored beer

That combination will make you hungry

- Yes, sir - How will you get food now?

Give them the biryani packets

You're giving us the meat because you don't eat it?

No

Your movement should be successful

It definitely should

Who is that girl?

Meghala

Manimeghala

Did you meet her during the summer?

No

Did you meet her in the market?

No

Who is that girl then?

She...

Tell him

His WhatsApp friend.

She looks very attractive

She said he was better looking than her husband

and then ditched him for a constable since he was cuter.

Whenever he thinks of Meghala

he gets very emotional.

My darling, where are you

Sir, please come here

It's okay

What a sick story!

Let's go

We've spent the money on this strike when

we could have used it for more liquor

Will it work out?

Dude

If you want the women who ditched us to apologize

Hunger strike is the only way

I don't understand

Nowadays

To stop wars,

to shut down bars,

questioning irresponsible husbands

and wives who aren't

and many other unreasonable causes use hunger strike

It is the trend of the day

Okay dude

I can't tolerate hunger

Could this issue be sorted before tomorrow's lunch?

Are you here for a hunger strike

or some fitness program?

Look sad

Sad?

You are a disappointment in so many ways

They started this relentless hunger strike in the middle of the night

But do you know of their school days?

lasted till they grew up to begin a joint business venture

Today is Vasa Mobiles' first anniversary

You're terrible at lip syncing

stop it and speak

Sorry

Amidst the ever increasing beer prices,

an important news.

Our friend Vaasu's marriage is fixed

Hey, stop it

It's not confirmed.

It's partly confirmed.

No

The bride's family agreed to buy the bike I asked for

it's now confirmed

I'm not talking about that

Should I not interview the bride

before it is actually confirmed?

Like kids going on a picnic

they keep clapping Stop it

Excuse me, gentle boys

and gentle girls

Hey!

Does he look like a girl because he has no moustache?

Sorry

Excuse me, gentle boys and gentle guys

Now my childhood friend,

Mr. Vaasu, is going to sing a song

about friendship

Hey, no

- I can't sing - Please sing

- He very good at singing - Really?

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

That is awful. Let me sing.

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

The one who bears with you, and stands with you is a friend

The one who carries you and your burden on his back and runs for miles

A life without a friend

is like a wallet with no cash

He comes when you feel down

With wings on his back and a halo behind his head

Vaasu

and Saravanan

are the ones who learned things together

In every corner of the city

and in every bar

they've tasted the elixir of the moment

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend? Who is a friend?

He tortures you everyday

and gives you a taste of death

And at the moment when your heart ceases to beat

he'd give his blood to save your soul

And when love strikes, friends go behind a veil sometimes

When she makes you cry, he comes back to teach you laughter again

Friend!

Oh, my friend!

Give me your shoulder till I learn to walk

Vaasu

and Saravanan

are the ones who learned things together

In every corner of the city

and in every bars of it

they've tasted the elixir of the moment

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

I call you 'Mama'

but you're not related to me

I call you 'Macha'

but I don't even have a sister

Still we stick together

and sometimes we stand against

There's a Taj Mahal for love

Is there any shrine to pay homage to friendship?

Vaasu

and Saravanan

are the ones who learned things together

In every corner of the city

and in every bar

they've tasted the elixir of the moment

Who is a friend?

Mother

Give me a dosa soon

Wait!

Why hurry?

Saravana

As a mother I shouldn't say this

Still I'd like to say

Eating 10 Dosa

is too much

Mom

As a son I shouldn't say this, but

You've been making dosas for 30 years now

and you haven't learnt to do it without these holes yet

That's exactly what I'm talking about

Marry someone soon

Your wife would feed you like she feeds dogs

and then you'll realise the goodness of your mother

Shall we go to see the bride tomorrow?

Definitely, if the bride looks like Nayanthara (actress)

Do you only want a Nayanthara look alike?

Why not other women?

As a mother, I shouldn't say this

but still

you'd never get married if that's the case

She just cursed herself by cursing me

Give me 2 more Dosas

Yes, I will

Hey, dude!

You're here already?

Come in!

Hey!

You've become so skinny

Eat something

I want Anaconda's egg and Octopus soup

Great joke, great joke!

I'm meeting the girl I'm marrying for the first time

I can't be late

Dude

I ate 3 extra Dosa

and I'm a bit sleepy,

can we meet your fiancé tomorrow?

If I punch you thrice

your eyes will be closed for ever

can we meet the doctor today?

Come

Vaasu, come here!

At least you marry soon

and give me a grandchild to play with

See how interested he is, he'll do it in 8 months

Don't you know what to say in mother's presence?

I'll do it in 6 months!

Father!

Faster!

Are you tensed because I'm going to interview you and your fiancée?

Don't use that word "interview" inappropriately

Are you going to hire people for any firm now?

It's a romantic meeting

It's called dating

If you and your fiancée go, that’s called a date

but if I join you two

that's called testing

Dude, it's a serious matter

and keep your interview brief

All the best!

Love you, dude!

I can finish the interview with a few words

I have the talent to do so

But if you get divorced in the future

Come back to me

how depressed will I be?

You've decided to make me cook my own food forever

do whatever you want to!

Were you scared?

Dude, she was scared

By the way, I'm Saravanan

Vaasu's close friend

He should have told you about me

He didn't say anything

You didn't say anything?

I didn't speak a lot to her on the phone

Give us a proper introduction

He's my best friend, Saravanan

We are friends since childhood

We are practically inseparable

He is a part of my family

VASA, VASA

In VASA mobiles, 'VA' refers to my name and 'SA' refers to Saravanan

He only looks so meaty

but has a kind heart.

Why aren't you talking?

She looks so shocked

This is just the beginning

You have a lot more to see

You will see them all

You talk to her while I go prepare

Make it easy...

He's always like that, very playful

Why didn't you go to a good studio for a photo shoot?

Why do you ask?

Because you look much more attractive in person

Don't bend so much, my neck is aching

Alright

Why did you agree to marry my friend?

Why do you care?

I'm talking to my sister

You please tell me

My parents like him

so I like him too

What if your parents hate him tomorrow?

Will you hate him too?

I don't like discussing negative things in the temple

You're a very homely and warm person

My friend is also like you

A homely man

Suppose you and his family don't get along fine after marriage

there emerges a huge feud

Will you make him move out of the house with you, or adjust?

After marriage

his family becomes my family

so I'll adjust

and live with them as a family

This is an important matter

If we are sad or happy,

or even just fine,

we drink!

Would you have any problem with that?

Why are you asking her?

Tell me, sister

That's a personal matter of yours

I won't comment on it

Vaasu, your girl has passed the test

You can marry her

You totally deserve to marry my friend

Because you've scored 100 on 100 in my interview

- Cheers! - Yeah

I was worried if you might fail

You passed, fortunately

Why did such an interview happen?

Our marriage required you to pass his interview

Now there are no more problems

We're going to be married

The garland is off its place

Take your hands off me

Gautam, what is it?

Why are you standing near your wife?

Come here

Look how sweaty you are

That's enough

Are you romancing already?

I'm late, I have to go, I'm gifting you 1500 rupees

Stay a bit longer, wait for the...

Okay, bye

Give me money, our friends are waiting

Do you see where I'm sitting?

I'll just take it

He's taking the gift money!

Where is he hurrying to?

- Congratulations - Thank you!

- All the best, do well - I'll try my best

Hey, wait!

- Stand over here - Come here!

Who are you?

Let him go with his majesty

My special gift to you for your marriage

You should open it, do not give to your wife

Why should I not open it?

You do not have the right

We are married now, I'll open it

Listen to me, you shouldn't

I will do it

No, listen to me

There would be nothing but paper inside it, really old trick

Ask him to give it

Give it, she has the right

- Hey, no! - She has the right let her open it

You see what it is, dear

Dude, great joke!

- Amazing one - Yes

Yeah, okay!

Hang on!

Oh, right

Look at the camera

Tonight's the first night

Tonight's the first night!

Dear..?

People's cheeks go red when they blush

but your nose goes red when you do

It's because of your friend

Who gifts such a thing for marriage?

That was for me

why did you open it?

My name is not "Chellamma"

It's Seema

That's for the rest of the world

For me, it'd always be "Chellamma"

Shall we continue this romantic talking?

So, you're only going to be talking all night?

I got it

Come!

Let's begin our life.

The lights?

Okay, I'll go switch it off

Wait, I'll switch it off

Did you think I'd be easy to get?

Switch the lights off

we'll trade in bulk

Tonight's the first night!

Oh my god!

That's a very bad start

Chellamma!

How's the stomach?

Looks like an air bag

Not mine, yours

Sorry, doctor

Mine feels good

Will I be discharged today?

I have a lot of work

You'll be discharged

but you shouldn't do any activity that requires moving your back

Not even wearing an underwear?

He'll be alright in ten days?

Super, doctor

You said something about the disc

so I thought it'll take years

Thank you, doctor!

You're very fortunate

What if something worse had happened?

You just dodged a bullet

What the hell are you talking about?

I am not going to..

Hey, hey, don't strain too much. The disc might break

Sister!

If I had known he was so weak

I wouldn't have broken the cot

Never mind it

Everything happens for a reason.

In these 10 days of rest

understand each other well by conversing

And after that

I'll plan and sponsor your honeymoon trip to Ooty

Okay?

And, sister...

The doctors always say it takes a lot of time

Don't leave him alone in their care

Make him drink mutton soup everyday, he'll recover soon

I'm very disturbed

I'd need beers to fix myself

Chellamma!

My back is broken

yet I'm fine

But he is disturbed

This is his nature

He loves to play pranks.

For fun?

Do you really think this is funny?

Does he have any sense?

He doesn't know how to behave when meeting a girl either

He freaked me out in the temple

To marry you, I should interview you

but he interviewed me

He almost broke my nose with his gift

And broke our bed on our first night

Enough

I can't tolerate this any more

I don't care what you do

But henceforth, you should stop being friends with him

Dear, why?

He is not some grey hair to get rid of

We're friends from childhood

Furthermore

see how kind he is to you, he calls you "sister"

I don't need a "brother" like him

The mere sight of him infuriates me

Don't talk like that

Would you cut him off or not?

Give me some time, please

Okay, I'll give you 6 months' time

and if you don't cut him off

I'll have to divorce you

Divorce?

And another thing

There will be no intimacy between us until you stop being friends with him.

Also that!

Chellamma

Chellamma

So nothing happened between you and your wife?

Why don't you announce it in the streets?

So it didn't happen?

The night lamp I gifted you, didn't you use it?

I didn't even switch off the bright lights to use your night lamp

Why would you talk about it?

Sorry, the night lamp cost me 750 rupees, that's why

Why don't you do something?

Just call Saravanan and tell him you won't contact him any more

We're not friends any more, keep it and leave

Dude, why?

We aren't just friends to do as you say

We've shared and experienced everything together in our lives

And now

"Unless I cut you off my wife won't..."

Is that what I'm supposed to tell him?

If his friendship is what you prefer

divorce your wife

I should divorce my wife

and become a saint or what?

If you don't want to give up either of them,

joining the priesthood is the best thing you can do

I thought you were an expert in such matters

as you are married

and here you are asking me to become an Aghori

There's only one solution for your problem

Tell me before you forget

We have women in our lives

He should also find one

I don't get it

If he loves someone

that woman will keep him occupied

and she'll ask him to cut you off, naturally

Suppose, if she doesn't?

You should make her do it

If you succeed, you will prosper

Otherwise you'll have to die a virgin

I'll bring all my expertise into play for success

Senseless man!

See how you look now

Are you not sensible?

Did you think about that girl?

So?

Should I not care about Saravanan's life at all?

I'm telling you

You're going to ruin your life because of him

Ma, what's wrong with you?

Why are you cursing him?

What else do you...

Tell him

Your dad appeared in my dream

Dad appeared in your dream?

That's the only place dead people are granted access to

Great joke, great joke!

What did he say?

He slapped me till my cheek turned red

and asked me why I was married and you weren't.

He also cursed me for not thinking about your marriage

which hurt me a lot

And then he left

Then?

Then my grandfather sneezed and I woke up

You're newly married

he should have come to wish you

I have decided

I'm going to send my wife to her mother's house

and I'll bring her back only when you're married

You're sending your wife...

Why are you hitting him?

You deserve to be hit

How many times have I asked you to get married?

Their happiness as a married couple lies on your decision

As a mother I'm not supposed to say this, but I still say

You'll never...

I'll marry

Yes!

Let's leave

Where are you going?

We'll go to a matrimonial agency to find a bride

Then a girl like Nayanthara?

Yeah, we'll find

Get mother's blessings

Long live!

Come back soon!

Happy Marriage.com

Marriage is itself happiness, is it not?

- Everyday... - Take your hand off

Take it off

I'll call you back

I'm Kausalya, welcome to Happy Marriage. Com

How may I help you?

- My friend... - Dude, I don't want to find a bride

I'm leaving

Hey, why?

Usually the most beautiful of the girls sit in the reception

If the most beautiful is her

Imagine how ugly the matches they show will be

The Menu Card doesn't matter

the dishes listed matter

Also, she is just a broker, why should we care how she looks

The brides will look beautiful

Sorry for the delay, this is my friend Saravanan

Make him fall in love immediately

show such beautiful matches

The photo albums can't be shown immediately

- There are a lot of formalities initially - Stop!

I know all about your formalities

We won't go out of reach after we find a match

We'll definitely pay you your commission

That's not what I meant...

We won't pay a single penny before that

There are things to do for registration

You should create a profile for yourself, register, pay

Take a seat, our customer care executive will speak to you

Have a break.

Dude, I don't have any huge desires in life

I just want to find a woman like Nayanthara

Hey!

Nayanthara doesn't look like some fruit seller, does she?

Anushka, Trisha, Samantha (actresses)

you want none like them?

Kausalya, who's the client?

Them

- Saravanan? - Yeah

- Hi - Hi

I'm Aishwarya Balakrishnan Customer care executive

Welcome to Happy Marriage. Com

Please come in

Yeah, we are

He could have just told me not to come

Can I use this room?

Yeah, sure

Thank you

Sit down

Please, sit down

Give me your bio data, sir

Bio-data?

I've never worked anywhere

I get allergies

Allergy?

Skin allergy

Look,

I didn't ask your bio-data for hiring you

I'm asking that for finding you a match

It's not required now

I already found one

Why did you come here then?

I found her here

What are you saying?

I just met her

but I feel like I've known her for a long time

I just met her

And I want her presence forever

How is the poem?

Hello

Why are you saying such things here?

What do you want?

I love you so much

I want to marry you

I've decided to marry you

If you agree we shall fix the date of marriage

How dare you!

"I love you"?

This is work time

I can't talk to you now

Come after 5 in the evening

We can talk in detail

Say your grandmother is dead and leave now

We'll go to a coffee shop and talk

I used that excuse last week

Okay

We'll meet in the evening then

Would the answer be positive?

Definitely

Definitely positive

Please leave now

Aishwarya Balakrishnan

We should no more use "please" or "sorry"

See you soon

Bro, why didn't you come?

You!

You insisted that I come

and I refused to come.

- It is my fault. - Nice joke.

Take your hands off me.

How did it go?

Did they show you any photos and did you like any?

Did I like any?

I already proposed.

By seeing the photo?

- It might be an aunty's edited picture. - Not an aunty.

Aishwarya.

That fair looking marketing girl?

But she wasn't as good as Nayanthara.

Nayanthara?

Who is that?

Now that you've said that,

you will have a bright life.

Alright, what did she say?

We're meeting at 5 in the evening.

In your words

It's a romantic meeting called dating.

Bro!

You're meeting a girl for the first time.

Don't go empty handed.

Get her a gift.

How about a cup and saucer?

Are you both opening a tea stall?

Senseless.

You should get her something romantic.

Get her a Taj Mahal.

Taj Mahal? Why?

Taj Mahal is the symbol of love.

Girls like it.

So do I.

She needs to like you first.

Put the shades on.

Style your hair appropriately.

Dress neatly,

wear a shoe.

- Look smart in her presence. - Vaasu..

- Saravanan. - Vaasu.

Go, go, go.

I can fix my first night soon.

How dare he propose to me in the office?

He proposed to you?

Aishwarya Balki

Aishwarya Balki?

Hi

Guys use pet names for girls

He is using your dad's name.

He is quite unique.

Shut up and come.

What?

You ignore me despite seeing me?

Who are you?

Who is he?

You were talking about him all this while

Now you ask who he is?

Nice job.

You are henceforth Tuner Kausalya, give me your hand.

- Thanks. -Nice to meet you. - Very important!

What do you want?

I had proposed to you.

You never answered.

- I wanted to check.. - I don't like you at all.

Don't come here and waste your time.

Look for someone else.

You promised me a positive reply.

Positive, not for you.

For me.

Oh.

Yes.

Alright, forget it. Past is past.

At least take this gift.

- I don't want gifts, I'm leaving. - Aishwarya Balki

If you open this gift, you'll be mesmerized.

And you'll fall in love with me, it's such a gift.

Open it.

Oh.

I'll be mesmerized by the gift and fall in love with you.

Such a gift?

Give it.

Careful. Be careful.

What is it?

Taj Mahal tea?

What is this?

Taj Mahal.

The symbol of love.

I hear girls like it. My friend told me.

- What's funny? - Why are you laughing?

He has gifted me a Taj Mahal.

You cannot laugh.

Laughter is a good sign. My friend told me.

Are you available?

Can we go out, please?

Didn't I tell you?

That you'll be mesmerized.

That is the real power of Taj Mahal.

Where are you?

The subscriber you have called is busy in the auto.

Please try later.

- Or WhatsApp me. - I get it.

You're indirectly telling me you're out on a date with the girl.

Have fun.

It's my friend.

He's the one who suggested the Taj Mahal. A genius.

- Yeah, I understood that he's a genius. - Fact. Fact.

Alright, where are we going?

- Coffee shop? - No.

- Restaurant? - No.

- Mall? Theatre? Park? Beach? - NO!

Where is she taking me?

No one is at your place

and we're going there, correct?

Flat? or an Individual house?

No way!

You're very sharp.

I was born this way.

Thank you.

Why'd you bring us to a museum instead of a house?

- I wanted to talk alone. - No, this is different.

Why do you do this?

What?

You're going in without the ticket.

Why do you do this?

What?

You demand tickets from IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan.

IAS officer? Welcome madam please go in.

Why do you lie? Like this?

Don't bother.

- Come. - Hello

It's the closing time.

Go to the beach for time pass.

Hey, wait.

Do you know who I am?

She's an IAS officer.

IAS officer!

Aishwarya Balakrishnan, IAS officer, Archaeology department.

Mutual funds are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.

Or I'll transfer you.

No water forest!

Sir?

A forest without water.

Sir! Madam please go inside.

- Please. - Come.

This is the best place.

Last I came was during school days.

Come.

Give me that Taj Mahal.

What?

One second.

Thank you.

This is a rare species.

- Why'd you put it on me? - I'll tell you.

Give me a pose.

It's not nice.

Like that.

Can I laugh a bit?

A lot.

Superb.

I'll tell you now.

Since you gave me Taj Mahal tea instead of Taj Mahal

You're a rare species.

One more thing.

People like you

cannot mingle freely in public.

You will become corrupt.

Thanks a lot.

The future generation must learn about such a man from this era.

Don't go anywhere.

- I won't. - Please stay in the museum.

In the same pose.

One selfie.

Say cheese.

Cheese.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Why is he standing like a broken pipe?

Saravana?

Why are you standing under a dinosaur like it's kid?

What is this? This is a rare species.

Hey, who did this to you?

My girlfriend made me stand like this.

You say it like you're standing at a ticket counter.

Nothing like that.

What did you do?

I gifted her Taj Mahal just like you told me.

She brought me here and made me stand.

For the Taj Mahal?

Show me the gift.

- What is this? - Taj Mahal.

What happened?

I told you to get her a Taj Mahal replica.

And you got her Taj Mahal tea.

If I tell you to get her a super gift

Will you get her super max blade?

It didn't occur to me.

No use blaming you.

I should have known when you suggested a cup and saucer.

Even people in villages keep themselves updated with the internet.

- Why are you so stupid? - Nice one!

Love isn't for you.

A lot of fathers want to somehow get their daughters married.

We need to get you one of them.

- Come. - Sorry.

Until my girlfriend comes, I won't move an inch.

She hasn't swapped shifts with you.

You idiot!

She insulted you.

- Come. - Wait.

I have to open up.

Open up? What?

My heart.

I need to open up to her.

Arrange for it.

Come, let's think over a tea.

Who is this?

Is IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan home?

IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan?

What are you blabbering?

My daughter and IAS?

Aishwarya

- Dad. - Who is this guy?

He heartlessly says you're an IAS officer!

I'll handle it.

No

You're a B. Com failure.

I bribed them to pass you.

Please.

It was IPS the other day, now it's IAS. I wonder who else will come.

Tell me. What is it?

Why did you do this?

What? Are you making fun of me?

What?

I'm making fun of you?

Madam

You will be at the museum in 10 minutes.

Or else the police station.

How will you have it?

Come quick, my wife will not let me in if it gets late!

Saravanan

Saravanan, wake up.

Wake up Saravanan.

Sir

They're sleeping in front of you

and you just stand like statues?

I'm standing like a statue?

We should have closed at 6.

- It's 11. Because of them.. - Hey keep your volume low.

Look how they're sleeping like husband and wife.

Madam.

Get them out somehow.

Or I'll be fired.

I'm a government staff, please.

- Why don't you hand them over to the cops?

I should be doing that to you first!

- You said you were an IAS officer.. - Okay, okay.

They need to go out, right?

I'll take care.

Saro

She's here, wake up

Saravanan!

I beg you

Please leave this place.

You said the next generation..

No generation needs to learn anything.

- First leave this place. - Okay.

We'll leave on one condition.

Condition?

The heart, opening up.

Will you take us out and get us masala dosa?

Not that, the heart.

Sorry, it's because of hunger.

He will open up to you and you need to say okay.

Deal? or no deal?

Deal.

Okay.

Vaasu

- Saravana. - Go.

Okay.

You said you'll open up, do it.

You talk like it's opening a cupboard.

It's my heart.

Look. Can you see it?

Oh, the heart. I saw it.

I don't love you.

When you fondly called me Saro

that's when the love between us started.

Hello!

Even after insulting you terming you a museum subject.

How do you still love me?

That

Had you insulted me normally I would have been really angry.

You insulted me sweetly.

So I fell in love.

I insulted you sweetly?

- God save you. - Ais

I love you.

Break it down like this

Come

Come closer to me

Come

Shy of shyness

Come

Show me your love

Come

Come

I'm perfect for you

Come

I fit your bill

Come, give me a kiss

Come

Sona, are you my garden?

Like flowers in my pots modern.

Sona, are you my violin?

My heart blossoms to the tunes.

A loving girl's heart, is it an express train?

That keeps me in the waiting list, when will it be confirmed?

Come, come closer to me

Come, shy of shyness

Come, show me your love

Come

Come, I'm perfect for you.

Come, I fit your bill.

Come, give me a kiss.

Come.

Sona, are you my garden?

Like flowers in my pots modern.

When you come around you make me lose my mind?

Lose my mind girl.

When you come and talk, I'm losing track of time

Losing time girl

You walk into my life and change it girl yo!

You are the girl, My dream girl you are

Love of this life of mine.

Like a single tea, I'm local

Now my feet ache for coffee day

I'm one to make noise in theatres

And now I repent

My ringtones they were of gaana

And now they are carnatic

What more to say? Shall silence kill me?

Come, come closer to me

Come, shy of shyness

Come, show me your love

Come

Come, I'm perfect for you

Come, I fit your bill

Come, give me a kiss

Come

I feel lifeless

come check on me

Breathe life into me like oxygen

My feet go around you like those in the clock

Use me like one of your touch screens

My love like the Egmore Museum

doesn't speak of your history

It ain't like before, love kills me. Come..

Get lost, no silly jokes

Get lost, don't follow me

Get lost, don't need a show off

Get lost

Get lost, don't look at me

Get lost, I don't need your love

Get lost, with your mouth shut

Get lost

Sona, are you my garden?

Like flowers in my pots modern.

Sona..

This selfie ain't gonna happen.

King Kong is a little oversized!

Doesn't fit in the frame. Let's ask someone to take it?

Who do we ask?

Me?

Sister. You eat.

Hi

How are you Taj Mahal Saravanan?

Good, tuner Kausalya

Haven't you brought any Taj Mahal tea, bournvita or coffee?

I have phenol, do you want?

Miss. Aishwarya Balki

What can I do for you?

Kausalya

School mate, college mate, room mate

you would have even heard of table mate.

But

Have you heard of follow mate?

Follow mate? What is that?

Even after I expressed disinterest someone is stalking us.

- He's follow mate. - It's me.

Here, this is my follow mate.

Nice to..

He will provide all services for us without service charges.

For example

Servicing the vehicles, recharging our mobiles.

The snacks in theatres, the list goes on.

Will he do it for me?

Yes, for sure.

- I will. - Mr. Follow mate.

Right now, both of us

- Want a photo with king kong. - Sure.

Can you take pictures?

My friends say I'm the next P.C. Sriram.

Look, we'll keep posing and you keep clicking. Okay?

Okay.

- Okay? - Okay.

- Okay? - Okay.

- Okay? - Not okay.

- Why? - Don't mistake me.

In the name of posing cute in selfies

Posing like this and that

is really bad.

Try something new.

- Because photos are precious. - Hello..

Now you're overdoing it, ready.

Now watch.

- King kong madam, a bit closer. - What?

Kausalya madam, a bit closer.

Ready?

One, two, three.

Why scream for such a cheap phone?

A cheap phone?

This is the iPhone my dad gifted me on my birthday.

iPhone? Oh god.

Damn it.

What curves and what hair!

Looks like a sculpture!

He made me check out my wife!

I have to somehow work things out with her.

Tell me

Bro, where are you?

Am I going to be in space? I'm in Mandaveli.

- What is it? - The thing is

Stop dragging it. Tell me quick.

Phone..

Who was it?

It was from the K. K. Nagar hospital.

From new year, they have a special scheme for pregnancies.

Caesarean is being done at normal pregnancy rates.

What do you say? Let's plan for one.

Are you changing the topic?

- Nothing like that. - Give me the phone.

- Why? - I said give me the phone.

Saravanan.

Save your friend's number in a different name.

Sweetheart

Sweety

Sweetheart

- Thangam? - Did you call me?

- How many times do I call him? - He's here!

He isn't picking up.

Hey bro, hi sister.

- Don't look at him. Come. - Wait.

Why are you guys ignoring me?

I'm waiting for you right?

How are you sister? Is there something special?

- Confirm. - Look, she's feeling shy.

Congratulations daddy, daddy!

Nothing like that. What is it?

- What happened is.. - Keep it brief!

- Like the Great Wall of China.. - Okay give me 50,000 rupees.

You ask me like you need 50 rupees for petrol.

- Why do you need it? - Due to circumstances

I happened to break my girlfriend's phone.

To get a new iPhone..

Due to circumstances I might have to hit my own friend

so run away from here.

If you don't give me the money for the iPhone,

in order to remain a bachelor, your friend

has no other choice but to be with you.

I'll arrange it.

Stay blessed.

- Excuse me, sir- Yes, come in.

- We mailed you the reports you needed, we're leaving. - Thank you.

One minute. Don't you watch boxing?

- Not interested? - No sir.

We only watch TV serials.

Instead of just watching that and going to sleep

why don't you learn self defense?

It will be very useful.

We're very much interested to learn, but who will teach us?

I'll teach you. Every Sunday one hour.

For all the staff. Kung fu, karate, boxing, everything.

- For free. - Thank you sir.

- Okay, take care. - Bye.

Aishwarya

Our M.D was an Indian Army Major.

State level boxing champion too.

You can learn from him.

If that Sarvanan troubles anymore

punch him in the face.

- Hi Saravanan. - Hi.

Hi.

Aishwarya Balki

I broke your phone.

To give you a new phone

we set this stall up.

Take any phone you like.

You can take the table mate too.

It has 3 uses.

You can wash your nighty with it.

You can use it to clean your scalp.

You can lift your leg.. Sorry bro.

and cut your nails.

- Tuner Kausalya, you take one too. - It's okay.

It's okay aunty, take it.

Aunty?

How dare you call me an aunty? Do I look like an aunty?

I'm youthful and I'm next generation.

Why do you talk like a panda with cold?

- If you don't want, don't take it. - No, nothing like that.

- Is this dual SIM? - Yes.

I'll take this, thanks.

Why do you take just one?

- Take many. - For her..

No need, you'll make fun of me later.

- I'm not risking it. - Aishwarya

If you don't take the phone after all this

I don't have a choice but to put up a stall in front of your house.

- Are you threatening me? - Obviously.

He broke my iPhone. I'll take the iPhone.

Anyway

- Thanks. - Excuse me ladies.

You're walking away like you got sweets at a wedding.

Who will pay? Your fathers?

If you get it for free, you'll take it?

How was the new insult?

It's sold, keep it with you.

Why are you insulting me in front of her?

You said you'll get her the phone.

I said I'll arrange for it, not that I'm paying.

- Take it. - You're playing with me?

Look, even if the panda doesn't get a new phone

Please get my girl an old phone at least. It's a matter of honour.

It's a matter of honour to you.

- It's about money for me - Excuse me?

Who is this guy?

Aishwarya

Can I help you?

Any problem?

There's no problem sir, you leave.

There is.

There is a problem.

This guy has been stalking Aishwarya for 3 months.

Says he wants to marry her.

Leave that.

He keeps giving her gifts.

And his friend is an accomplice.

He keeps making fun of us.

Show him the strength of an army man.

They should never turn up here again.

So much has happened. Why didn't you tell me?

I didn't want to disturb you unnecessarily.

If my employee has a problem, I can't stay mute.

That too in my campus.

Okay.

How long does it take for you to get home?

45 minutes sir.

Before you reach home

these two will be there waiting

to beg for forgiveness.

We have to reach before them.

- Shall we leave? - Wait.

- Not necessary sir. - Don't waste my time Aishwarya.

Come Aishwarya.

I have to teach the fools a lesson.

Rascals.

You're done.

- Wait. - Let's go.

I've never seen the strength of an army man.

It's not a movie to watch.

He's getting closer.

He might bite us.

Sir

If you

what about them?

If I myself have so many wounds

You're wondering how many wounds they have right?

They didn't die.

I didn't hit them.

I didn't even touch them.

But they

Sorry sir.

He's coming. He moves like a catcher in kabbaddi.

Bro

He doesn't know about us.

It's time to show him who we are.

Who are we?

Sir please forgive us, it was a mistake sir please.

Did you hit him?

No, did you?

No

Why is he jumping away like a calf then?

Touch my hands for forgiveness.

Touch my feet for forgiveness.

Touch me anywhere for forgiveness.

But

do not touch this Major

in his hips.

That's all.

That's his weak spot. Attack.

Last warning!

Oh beautiful hips

Oh beautiful colors

Oh beautiful smile

Don't worry.

If someone who doesn't know my weak spot

follows you, let me know.

I'll thrash them.

Take care sir.

Look Saravanan.

Everything has a limit.

You guys tickled my M.D

and have him hospitalized.

Then you'll tickle me..

I don't like all this I'll tell you.

If you continue this love torture

I'll fall for you inevitably.

Will you only fall in love?

Will you not hug and kiss me?

Will that be enough Saravanan?

- Anything else? - I love you Ais.

I love you Saro

I'll tell you now, you are cursed for life.

Bro

When men fall in love

they want to get physical.

When women fall in love

they want to thrash you.

She's hitting you and you're laughing like you won an award.

Looks like I might be jealous.

Bro

You made my girl hit me.

When will you make her get physical?

That's why we're going to Egmore in an electric train.

Relax

What is the plan?

When an alcoholic

doesn't get money

he threatens to kill himself.

Likewise I'm gonna threaten your girl for it.

I don't understand.

I'd be surprised if you did.

The plan will work out since you don't.

It's the station where your girl gets in. Do as I say.

Hi Saravanan, what a surprise!

You're travelling in the train.

We're just travelling in the train

You speak like we came out of a sewer.

Don't laugh.

It's serious.

- My friend loves you.. - Bro

I'll try something

- I even practised it. - What is it?

It won't be boring for sure.

Do it

Even with a heart attack, every moment I spent for you

Shall never be forgotten.

Don't insult her.

The thoughts of the days you left me hanging

leaves my heart broken every time.

Even if my dreams of lust will never be

All that you let out, remains, stuck in my hands.

Please wipe it.

I told you they won't like it.

Hey look, excuse me.

If you still don't love my friend

- He'll jump out of the train. - What?

You might have seen men fall in love

Have you seen someone jump out of the train for love?

You're gonna see it live.

Why is your plan so stupid?

They're just laughing stock.

After a certain age, love is stupid.

Only a stupid plan works for it.

Okay, bye.

Bye bro.

Come on.

They are just showing off!

What?

Nothing, a few last words for her.

I love you

I love you so much Aishwarya

Do you want to miss such an emotional man?

You can't even grow a beard if you have lost in love.

Think about it.

Okay.

Okay.

When there's a post funeral meet

Both of you come feast on the food.

Bro

No, please, don't jump.

Why?

Will you listen to me or not?

Tell me you love me, I will.

Promise me that you won't jump.

Okay.

I swear.

Thank God.

See how it worked.

You'll take her home and have fun.

Ready

If you jump now, it'll be great.

Come Saravanan, come.

Had you jumped there, you would have escaped with minor injuries.

But

There's a bridge coming and if you jump there

You'll die for sure.

- How is it? - What a criminal plan!

If you're named Aishwarya

Do you think you're Aishwarya Rai Bachchan?

Bro

Let me go.

You seemed like a simple girl

I thought I'll give you a life, but you're spoiling it yourself.

I'm spoiling it? What the hell?

What hell, bell?

So far it was you who rejected me

Now I'm rejecting you.

I don't like you at all.

I hate you so much.

You're rejecting her?

- Are you in your senses? - What else?

Isn't there any other girl in this world?

If there's no Aishwarya there's a Deepika.

If there's no Deepika?

Anushka, Trisha, Samantha someone.

There's a lot of them.

He's just angry, I'll solve this.

Hey, wait.

If you jump into conclusions

how will you fulfil dad's wishes?

I'll marry a far better girl than her for sure!

I don't care how many years it takes.

I swear on your unborn child.

Bro

What would you say for the afternoon?

Good afternoon.

I meant the food!

Are you here for a feast?

You're always hungry.

- You're here for a hunger strike. - I don't care, I want food.

Look at them.

They're not here for the money or alcohol.

They're here for love and values. Read it.

Return my money.

Men are sensitive, women are ditchers.

When they are struggling without food

is it fair that you want food?

Sorry bro.

I ordered food, it will be here.

Sacrifice is the key.

Yes. Sacrifice is the key.

Sacrifice is the key!

CB is for?

Take it.

MB?

Art is fueled by good health.

Who is this? Giving us bouquets while we're starving.

He's Sultan and works at a restaurant.

- He's our sleeper cell. - Sleeper cell?

What do you think?

You might have heard of chicken biryani and mutton biryani.

- Have your heard of bouquet biryani? - Bouquet biryani?

CB is Chicken Bouquet and MB is Mutton Bouquet.

Don't get us caught, let's go somewhere else.

As a leader let me address my gathering.

My supporters as vast as the sea

As a leader..

It will get cold.

I'll leave it at that.

Bro, I need to ask you something.

- Do you need ginger soda? - Not that.

They are sleeping because they're hungry.

We're sleeping because we ate.

What's the difference between us and them?

It's just like the difference between a leader and a supporter.

I don't get it.

Bro

A supporter would die for his leader

A leader will kill his own supporter

Isn't this a sin?

What's a sin?

If it's a leader's birthday

It's the day a lot of heads fall.

You cannot complain about it.

You still have a lot to learn about life.

You can't be Saravanan to achieve that.

- You should be Chankaya - Chanakya?

Who is that?

Why Chellamma?

Why are you so strict?

Only then my future will be good

Of course, your future will be good

Just wait and see

Our house will be filled with so many kids

I'll end all contacts with him in one month and...

I'm tired of hearing it

Is she really that annoyed?

I wonder when I could do such things to my wife.

He's the reason for all this

Hit me!

Wash your hands and then hit me

You have dared to raise your hands on me?

Sorry

You interrupted me and Nayanthara, hence the reaction

- You reacted differently last time - No!

I've decided something

We'll go to Kerala

and search every street there

We'll find a woman like Nayanthara

If you go to every street

you won't find Nayanthara

you'll end up with dog bites

Go convince Aishwarya, make her love you

Aishwarya? Who is she?

I dumped her long ago

She is not a bag of garbage to dump She is your lover

You won't tell me the truth normally

Let me open the truth potion

Drink it

One minute!

According to what you said

You

dumped Aishwarya

- Isn't it? - Yes

Drink!

Tell me now

I can't say I dumped her

but I can say that she dumped me

I can't say that she dumped me either

but I think she doesn't even consider me

Drink!

She doesn't consider me at all

But she is so beautiful

I'm seriously into her

I love you Aishwarya

I love you sincerely, truly, lovely, luckily

Even people who won't spill the truth to police

would do it with some beer

How serious are you about her?

I'm very fortunate to have met her

I got lucky

It's me

In his costume

- Vaasu - Saravana

- Vaasu - Saravana

I was only lucky I was only lucky

To get the exotic beauty

It was only luck It was only luck

She is the angel on earth

I like her very much

My heart beats telling her name

It will last, it will stay forever

The love that I have for her It'll stay forever

It was only luck It was only luck

That I got the exotic beauty

I was only lucky I was only lucky

She is the angel on earth

You don't need alcohol to get a kick

I just look at my girl and get best of it

Even if I meet a thousand more women

She'll always be my queen

In this huge world

She is the only thing that matters to me

My bike was so lucky

She joined me for a ride the other day

And since she brushed against me just a bit

I can't help but be joyous as ever

Her skin shines like a branded liqour bottle.

And her legs are curvy as a wine bottle

Her voice sounds as luxurious as a good champagne

Her eyes are like hot of scotch

Even if I meet a thousand more women

She'll always be my queen

In this huge world

She is the only thing that matters to me

I was only lucky I was only lucky

To get the exotic beauty

She is an angel in jeans

Never did she flaunt herself

None better than her

Did I ever find

My heart was in nothingness for a long time

She brought it to a state of eternal wakefulness

It was then I realized I can love

But she left me already

Even if I meet a thousand more women

She'll always be my queen

In this huge world

She is the only thing that matters to me

I was just lucky to...

- Where are we going? - To a mall

We're going to watch a movie?

No, to buy cows

Just as I bought you a beer

and awoke the real love inside of you

Likewise for your lover...

You're going to buy her a beer?

No, a pack of hand rolled cigarettes

Great joke, great joke!

I'm very serious

In order for you to get her

- I'm going to perform LSP - LSP?

Love Stand-up Planning

I don't get it

You only look like an educated guy

but I know that you don't know English

So I'll translate it for you

Love Stand-up Planning

Love Stand-up Planning?

Your lover and Kausalya are here for window shopping

Now you go there

hug Kausalya and tell her that you love her

How would Aishwarya fall for me that way?

Listen to me

Mothers feed their kids

Kids would not want to eat

Mothers tell them that if they don't eat, they'll feed the neighbor's kid

- What do the kids do? - They eat it

Same pattern

You hug Kausalya and tell her that you love her

Aishwarya will concede that she loves you

Superb

What if Kausalya just hits me with her slipper or something?

Do you know how big they are?

Hear me out again

Kausalya knows about out plan

She's on our side

Vaasu

- Saravana - Vaasu

Come, come, come!

Where is your lover Saravanan?

Why?

You don't want me to be happy now?

Hi Saravanan

- Hi - Hello, Mr. Saravanan

You said you'll find a Deepika or Anushka or Samantha if not an Aishwarya

Why are you here before me now?

How many times should I...

Madam, hold on

We are not here to listen to your insults

We're here for something else Dude, go on

I love you Kausalya, I want to marry you

I love you so much Kousu...

Yes, yes, yes!

The floor might break, please celebrate without jumping

You just moved to the first position on my list, congratulations

Please don't push me down on your list

My heart was beating for Aishwarya

From now it'll beat for you

Will your's beat for me?

You are humongous

My love for you is sized like the ocean

I want to love you,

marry you,

and then go for honeymoon

And then I want to have a dozen babies just like you

Will you marry me, Kousu?

Will you marry me?

I feel like I've gone down by 50 kg already

50's gone down for the proposal

Make her so happy after marriage that she gets as fit as an athlete

Vaasu, move!

It's okay

What's she doing?

Looks like she's taking a penalty kick Get up, she might kick you

Get up!

I love this idiot

I love this lovable idiot

Is you ear stuck in her mouth?

Hey, fool!

He is pretending to make me jealous

and you're kissing him without realizing that

I can smell something burning

Oh, it's your stomach burning out of jealousy

- Kausalya - Yes, that's my name

Do you think guys should only hit on girls like you?

Only you should get proposals?

Or is love exclusively for you?

We should do nothing, is it?

Don't be jealous of me

Am I jealous of you?

Yes, because you can't take the fact that I'm getting an attractive man like him

Senseless...

Aishwarya madam

You helped me when I loved her

I love you now

Ask her to stay and help

You shall be called 'Tuner' Aishwarya henceforth

'Tuner' Aishwarya?

Chance less

Great performance!

Dude, I never expected this

You were at par with professionals

- Great acting - Acting?

- Are you mad? - Mad?

Didn't you tell her about our plan?

- I wanted realism in her performance - What are you saying?

You don't have to consider her a threat

You got a kiss and Aishwarya is jealous now

We used you for their love, don't get angry

You'll find some man with a huge mouth to complement yours, grab it

Dude, mission successful, let's go

Come here!

Who do you think you made a fool out of?

How can I just let you go after that?

How dare you?

I had an eye on you from the beginning

But I did nothing because you were going behind her

Now you've proposed to me in public

Better marry me!

If not?

I'll obtain the CCTV footage of this mall and file a case on you

What's she saying?

I kept quiet because the mistake was on our side

But you're talking too much

Listen to me carefully now

We used you because we had to He won't marry you

If you keep disturbing him I'll thrash you

What did you do now?

If you don't marry me I'll send that picture around on Whatsapp

and say that you were the reason for my death

- Thanks, bye! - Kausalya sister

Tell me brother

Let's consider the engagement over as you've kissed him

I won't be a hindrance for your happily married life

It requires a suicide threat to convince you

Go home and ask mother to fix a date for marriage

and you take care of everything else

Bye

Dude, luck has struck you "big" time

Enjoy...

Got it!

Month of Aani, 20th

9 to 10 is a very auspicious time for marriage

and the same night, 2.30 to 3 is the auspicious time for first night

Okay?

There are no auspicious days before that

We don't have enough time

We'll have to share the necessary work

Let's start!

You said you'll awaken Aishwarya's love

and now you have awoken a monster called Kausalya

She's torturing me now

What does she lack?

She's cute and chubby Take her on your bike

around the city That ride will make her slim

Don't irritate me

If you run out of something you like, you use what you have

Just like that

If not Aishwarya, you settle with Kausalya

Marry her and become the MD of her father's pickle factory

But you're very lucky, do you know how?

- Come on! - Why?

You don't have to buy pickle for alcohol anymore

If you want pickle, marry her as your second wife

Don't talk like that

She is your girl now

Don't you even say that!

Listen to me now

I want neither Aishwarya or Kausalya

I'll be a bachelor for life and be your friend

Mine?

Get lost!

Get lost!

This is the cheek which my wife should kiss

I have to find a solution now

Is your girlfriend coming alone?

Yes

Don't call her my girlfriend, my heart aches

Alright, don't feel bad

Go in, fall on that pot's leg

and wail like an infant so that people in there

sail paper boats in your tears only then your apology would work

If I'm not able to cry

Imagine her coming to sleep with on your first night

Now can you cry? Go in!

- Why are you back so soon? - That girl

Did she not wear make up?

That girl...

Why are you repeating things?

Come with me

Hi, Saravanan

- Hello - Dude, let's run

- Quick - Come!

Go!

Faster!

What son?

You wanted to meet Kausalya alone.

And now you flee on seeing all of us?

Nothing like that, I have an important work..

- You'll have to come now. - Why is he being the traffic police now?

Why did he come?

Do you think they picked the food from trash?

It looks a lot like trash

I'm Padhmanaban

Commonly known as 'Point to point' Padmanaban

Were you a bus conductor?

No no

I talk in points

So they call me 'PP' affectionately

Is Chellamma your janitor?

Oh, look he just mocked me!

Oh, look he just countered!

This is my wife

Ambujam Padmanaban

Ambujam Pickles' proprietor

Ambujam Pickles?

I haven't heard of it

- Are you selling it in wine shops? - No no

Corporates are our target

He's my son

- Aswin Padmanaban - Don't dirty my shirt

Okay

He is a Software Consultant

He'll go to America in 6 months

Hi, brother-in-law

He looks huge

And he calls you brother-in-law.

- She's Kausalya Padamanaban - Hello

Henceforth, Kausalya Saravanan

I don't like to beat around the bush

Speak from where you are then

I can't laugh

It's okay, stay irritated

Coming to the point

Bring your family to our house for breakfast and to meet the bride

We'll decide when the engagement is

Our family will come to your house for lunch

and decide when the marriage is

After that we shall go for dinner

we'll eat

and we'll decide when the first night is

We shall leave

An obligation

Do you want him to push the food that you ate down your stomach?

I'll take care of that

We had a light meal

please pay the bill

What are you looking at?

You are our caretaker from now

Bye, darling

You should have unrolled the bill

It's as huge as Paanjali's saree

- What to do now? - Hi, darling

20th of Aani is a good day

We'll schedule the marriage between 9 to 10

We'll have the first night between 2- 3.30 that night

Okay?

Wait

Don't lick his cheek

Did you forget it brother?

WhatsAapp image, suicide drama, supreme court

Alright, lick it

You asked for it and here it is!

Oh come on my dear!

You asked for it and here it is!

Our thoughts have been the same.

I will meet all your requirements

What else am I here for?

Oh come on my dear!

Why are you screaming?

We're in a hospital

I'm hiding here just to be away from them

Will this plan work out?

The pickle family is ready to hunt you down

This is the safest place after jail

We are in the safe zone

Won't they go home searching for us?

I called them and said that after the meeting

you were admitted in the hospital

and that it'd take six months to recover.

Can I trust you?

Obviously

They are an orthodox family

they believe in superstitions

When they get to know this, they'll drop their plan

Saravanan sir, greetings!

Aishwarya! Come in, sit down

Why do you welcome her as though she has come for a wedding?

Don't disturb him, leave!

Come in, everybody, please!

Put that on

Get of the way

Saro!

Don't pull his pants down

Mr. PP and family

If you're bored, go to a temple,

and then to a restaurant and go home

- Don't disturb him - We came so far

We want to talk to him

Maybe you can go get a urine test done

Hello, stop it, don't talk too much

We're not here to disturb him

We're here to talk about the wedding

- Am I right? - Yes

Don't make that noise, stop it

Since the day we met you

he's been sick

- It's a bad sign - Bad sign?

PP uncle, wait

Don't call the marriage off for bad signs

He's alright

See, he's very healthy

Don't I know?

He has love-fever

When they are sent for honeymooning

Everything will be alright

You actually used me for your love

It's okay, you also look good

You'll get a good groom

Hello

Why are you talking amongst yourselves?

I'm going to tell you something now

You might be shocked to hear it

Vaasu, no

Quiet!

My friend Saravanan

has diabetes

Welcome to our diabetic family

All of us are diabetic

It's not a disease according to us

It's a fashion

Why are they so proud of it?

Get rid of your sickness soon

I will get rid of your bachelor's life

Kausu!

Get ready to be abused

Bye, darling

They laugh despite all the insults

Hey, Shah Rukh Khan

You didn't expect it, didn't you?

How was it?

I used your trap against you

It's not just a trap

It's a slaughter machine

You can't save yourself

Bye!

Salman Khan!

Take care of your Shah Rukh Khan!

- I need-- - Beer? I'll get it

Even cows share water

You aren't even giving me a drop

Understand this

Every beer you drink after getting high

belongs to someone else

Give it

I'm really angry because Kausalya kissed me

Don't you dare talk philosophy

Dude

If you won't scream at me, I'd like to say something

Kausalya fell in love only recently

she kisses you on the cheek

You've been loving Aishwarya for 6 months

why don't you go kiss her on the lips?

But she doesn’t love me

If you make a woman envy another

that is LSP stage-1

If you make her fall for you by kissing her, that's LSP stage-2

Are you going to go to stage-2

or are you going to marry Kausalya?

Stage-2

Cheers!

Brother

Wait here, I'll go kiss her

He talks as though kissing is his hobby!

I'm standing near her house

Shall I jump over the wall to get in?

Are you going to steal something? Use the gate

I can do that, but what about the watchman?

He'll turn me in to the police

No watchmen stay awake at night

Aishwarya Balki?

Aishwarya Balki?

Aishu?

Balkida?

Someone open the damn door

Dude, no one's home

- What to do now? - What day is it?

Tuesday

Maybe it's a holiday

No, I've decided, I have to kiss her

I won't go without kissing her

Maybe you can kiss the mosquitoes over there

Where is she?

Sounds like my girlfriend.

What is she doing in the terrace?

Darling

Darling

Darling!

What are you doing over here?

How did you get in? Security!

(Mimics)

Even I didn't hear that

He's in a deep sleep

How'd he hear it?

Why are you here now?

I had put my clothes to dry I'm here to take it

I came here to kiss you

But I can't do it after seeing your face

I'm only angry now

So I've decided to curse you

I'm ruined because I loved you

so you'll also be ruined since you didn't love me

This is curse of the truthful Saravanan

Here you go!

Why are you crying? I didn't do anything

My beer, my beer! Security!

For spoiling my drink I should be crying, why are you crying?

I made a mistake, Saravanan

What?

- You made a mistake? - Not that

Saro!

The other day, when I brought Kausalya's family to the hospital

I mocked you

Do you know what happened after that?

I have marked the timings for engagement and marriage

Being 'Point to Point' Padmanaban is not easy

I wanted to have my kids married on the same day

That's why I'm here to ask your daughter for my son

We spoke of all formalities

We're all okay with it

I gave my word hoping you would agree.

I decided when you called me 'PP' uncle affectionately

that you are our daughter-in-law.

I told you you'll get a good groom

See? You've got my brother

Give me your passport details soon

I need it to apply VISA

Because

If we click a selfie at Niagra Falls and post it on Facebook

we'll get a lot of likes

Actually, I... I...

Don't hold yourself back

Tell her

- Alright, I'll tell her - Father, control!

Aish, I love you

so much!

Looks like you're also trapped now, Aishwarya

I'm very angry because of that pickle family

- Your mocking is not helping - Alright, I'll stop

You don't like Aswin

but if you do like someone else

you can tell your father and call the marriage off

Why tell my father?

I'll do it That's not my problem

Aswin is a stupid person

He's is here to ask my hand in marriage

Am I so ugly?

No, it's not that Okay!

I can't stand the thought of him

If their family comes here!

Look Aishwarya

I don't know if you love me or not

but I love you sincerely

Just give me...

one word!

I'll rip that pickle family...

- Come!

- Dude, are you ready?

Saro

You've come here for my problem

I've come here for your problem?

Why is he here?

Why do you ask such a thing?

Vaasu is good at mocking.

His timing is flawless

He never runs out of stuff The greatest!

Are you really the greatest?

You don't look like it

This drunkard is interrogating me

What did you say?

- I said you look I like a clothed tube-light

Great joke!

It was a good one

Are you teasing me?

Are you okay with this kind of teasing, madam?

Okay, okay Not bad

- Shall we leave, your greatness? - Sure, we shall!

- Who is it? - Open the door to know

Why are you here at--

Is your tongue stuck?

- What were you doing? - Making pickles

Pickle?

What is this?

A bindhi sticker.

Move!

Yes, I'll begin

Come in, dude

My father is the only man here

When there's only one man in the house

don't create any trouble

You've grown to be a huge guy

- Who are you, then? - I'm only a kid

A kid?

Can't you just play with a doll if you are a kid?

Why did you want to marry me?

Darling, don't get angry, have patience

We'll pick a lot,

pick a person and tease them all night

Dude, start!

Aishwarya gets Aswin

Jolly, jolly, jolly!

Come with me!

Saravanan gets Kausalya

Come with me!

I'll come!

- I love how you volunteered - What about me then?

He's not going to be pleasant, leave!

Aunty, count the score

Do you want rice?

Saravana, aunty cannot hear

She only uses her ear to wear earrings

How many times--

Are you going to ask me who named me 'point to point' inappropriately?

Your face--

If the one who has pickle for sambar has so much of arrogance

What about the one having pickle for liquor, right?

No, your mouth--

Or is it that one about me being desperate for food?

- Am I not right? - You do something

Buy a note book

Write down the most insulting things about you and your family in it.

and then laugh at yourselves.

More insulting things?

Dude

You oversized doughnut!

You can't even bend down to pick something up

and you want to marry my friend?

Dude, I want more intensity

Check this out

Your face looks like a pumpkin

did they actually give birth to you?

Dude, more!

Special force!

Look at your saggy old cheeks

how will you ever get a girl like her?

Special force, I expect more

What happened to him?

He is so out of form today

Look at the way you're sitting

like an ugly fat Buddha with specs

Won't your cot break when you try to sleep?

- I want more - I'm not even done talking

- Set him on fire if you want more - But are you done teasing me?

Why did you say you wanted more?

You say something, or ask your lover to

why don't you try and ridicule them?

- Don't we know to do it? - Go on, then

The one who didn't know to take a selfie, sold gulfis

See, even he doesn't like it

When you have pickle with rice and act patronizingly

I drink liquor with pickle--

Stop imitating, he just said that

Am I Vaasu to make up jokes?

Do you understand now?

One day

Just one day, try to be me

You'll know how much of work I put into it

Every second I'm sitting on a live bomb

Excuse me

No matter how hard you try

Neither of these marriages will be canceled

Drink our house's coffee

refresh yourselves and then start again

See?

He gives us refreshments and company

I've never met someone so cheap

If I still stay here,

it would mean his victory

I am helpless

- Is it filter coffee? - Vaasu, don't take it

- Saro, go there - Go!

Okay

PP uncle...

Do you want to know how I'm putting an end to the marriages?

Check this out

I love this idiot

I love this lovable

Idiot!

The marriages are canceled!

Start music

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I'm very busy

I'm very busy

You're barely on Skype either

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

No time for Facebook logins

Not available on WhatsApp

I'm a full time boyfriend, disturb me not

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I'm very busy

I'm very busy

You're barely on Skype either

I'm very busy, I've a lot of work

I'm very busy, I've a lot of work

You can run away, I got you back

I just love you so, I can't let you go

No no, I'm busy

I told you repeatedly

You turned a deaf ear

Do you hear me?

Or do you pretend you don't?

I don't talk to illiterates

This is something else.

Without my teddy bear

I have no sleep

I got caught up with you

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

Without a strong beer

I got drunk

We can French kiss in Tamil Nadu

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

Kiss my cheeks

You have 10 seconds

Bite me, and I'll sue you

Bind me, in your heart you!

Baby, oh baby

I'll be happy to come

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I'm very busy

I'm very busy

You're barely on Skype either

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

Talk to me, look at me, hear me out

You open the door to my heart

And try to steal it, oh Prince

For days and nights my lips await, come eat me

Oh heart breaker

Come steal my youthfulness

But you won't listen to me

With no friendship ties

And no party vibes

I follow you like a dog

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

Without a bull dozer

nor a JCB

You crushed my heart

I'm very busy

I'm very busy

He's showing off

Let's embark on a bike ride

Close not the gates to your lips

Bind me, bind me, marry me

Baby, oh baby I'm all your's

I'm very happy

What is this bro?

The protest we both started

Now has 150 people sitting under a shade.

But the media and the police are not bothered.

Even local TV channels aren't bothered.

I think

They assumed that we're just here for a festive reason.

I think so too.

Shall we drink a glass of juice each and go home?

You're whining like a mom worried about her child.

Look

A good strike, the nation will like.

We need patience.

I feel that an unknown force will get us somewhere.

Your protest always has Akila's support.

Didn't I tell you?

A good strike, the nation will like.

Who is she?

How many times will you ask me the same thing?

She's the National Men's Security Council's head

Sister Akila

Where a man is in trouble, she'll be there.

We don't even have a shawl to adorn her with.

She will abuse you if you adorn her with a shawl.

- She doesn't like it. - We'll give her the bouquet?

No, it will stink of meat.

Madam.

I seem to have nothing to give for you.

It's okay, it's not a big deal.

Even I don't have anything to give.

Oh, that's okay.

Look

All these shawls and bouquets don't interest me.

It's enough that you stood erect as soon as you saw me.

See? It was like a funeral in the morning

Now they're happy like they just got a job in the Emirates.

Hey, silence.

Sister, come please.

When the state of men is in distress

The social helper who will guide us!

Praise be to you!

You don't realize your powers.

I'd sleep on your footsteps.

Shall I eat from your footsteps?

On your footsteps..

On your footsteps..

Look

Stop praising me.

I don't like being praised.

Sorry ma'am, sorry.

We've been sitting here on a hunger strike

and nobody seemed to be bothered.

But now, the entire media is here.

That's the power of sister.

Sister, you have to express our concerns to the world. Please.

Sure, I will.

- Hello. - Madam, why are you..

Why am I part of this hunger strike?

- Isn't it? - Yes.

If not me, who will be there for men?

Sir, the hunger strike has gained attention.

The entire media is here.

2 patrol vehicles are here.

- What are you blabbering? - Another important thing.

The National Men's Security Council's head, Sister Akila

Is addressing the media.

Hello? Hello? Sir?

I'd like to warn all girls through this interview

Apologize and accept these men

Or else I'll take matters into my own hands

and stab all of you.

Madam, a photo.

This strike has grown to get Akila's support

Why did Vaasu and Saravanan start this protest?

Let's check out.

I need to tell you something important.

Tell me darling.

You know Vaasu right?

Long live Vaasu, it's him.

Tell me bro.

You're out on a date?

Yes.

I'm preparing for the interview.

On the way.

Until then, you guys spend time.

What were you saying about Vaasu?

I can't stand the sight of your friend Vaasu.

I don't know why.

It's fine for now.

But stay away from him after marriage.

That's what I wanted to say.

Oh Aishwarya

Even I didn't like him when I met him.

But as I kept mingling with him, I liked him.

You'll see that you like him if you keep meeting him.

I'm serious and you're joking.

I'm leaving.

Aishwarya

Vaasu has something important to tell you.

He'll be here in 2 minutes. Sit down. Please.

Please.

What bro?

- I told you he'll be here. - Virat kisses Anushka for 50 runs.

If things go on like this

We have to forget cricket and follow football.

Yes. Okay I'll call you back.

- Did I keep you waiting? - Obviously

We've been waiting for 10 minutes.

Not just 10 minutes, you have to wait even if it takes 10 hours.

Because in his sad life

I'm an important person.

Do you want to eat something?

What? Bribing me?

Nothing until the interview is over.

Ready for the interview?

Interview?

Saravanan, what is this?

No, he just has a few questions.

He's just calling it an interview.

You know he's very funny.

Shall we start?

Quick. Ask me.

I don't have much time.

Question number 1.

Give her simple questions

You said you didn't like Saravanan

But now you say you do after you got drunk.

What will keep you from saying you don't like him after having a strong beer?

Is there an ulterior motive?

Ulterior motive?

What do you mean by that?

- He means.. - I know.

I said I didn't like him

Now I say I like him. That's it.

And one more thing.

I'll drink beer, vodka, gin and anything I want.

It's my personal choice.

You don't have to comment on that.

Drink whatever you want.

Why do I care?

Question number 2.

Will you divorce my friend Saravanan if you don't like him after marriage?

That depends on your friend.

Girls in this age want a divorce like a top up.

They do it now and then.

- Next. - Question number 3.

If you don't get along with his mom

Will you want to live separately?

That depends on his mom.

Wanting to live separately after marriage is the intention of girls like you.

- Wait. - Next.

The date and location of the marriage,

the names on the invitations and the choice of sarees,

the choice of food, the choice of priests

the amount of flowers for the first night and the honeymoon destination.

All these will be done after discussing with me.

Because I'm an important person in Saravanan's family.

Are you okay with all this?

Not okay, not okay.

I'm not obligated to tell you about anything in my life.

Because this is our personal issue, understood?

If you ask any more questions in the name of interview

That's all.

That's it. It's over.

5 out of 100.

Fail.

Those 5 marks were for his sake.

If it wasn't for him, you'd get a zero.

- Why is she still here? - This is too much.

- To bribe me and pass? - Vaasu!

- This won't work out, ask her to leave. - What the hell?

I have nothing to tell you!

Saravanan, ask him to leave immediately.

Or I won't mind that we're in a public place.

I'll slap him.

Why are you making a big deal out of nothing?

Will you ask him to leave or not?

Why don't you have a coffee and come?

What is this place for then?

True.

- Aishwarya - What?

- What? - Nothing.

- Bro - What?

Why are you behaving like you got caught without a ticket?

Whatever I do is for your own good.

If you get divorced tomorrow

and come crying to me

where will I go for another girl?

Will you look for another girl madam?

I'll kill you.

Vaasu, get out.

I have now realized the vices of this world!

My name is

Vaasu, right?

Since childhood like small town girls

You've been calling me bro, bro

and I seem to have forgotten my name.

What is your decision?

Our friendship is done. Get out.

Can you say it again.

Our friendship is no more.

Are you going to leave?

Or should I call the security?

I thought

love is blind.

But now I realized

friendship is also blind.

Bye.

My pet is now turning against me

More fuel is added to the raging fire

I have now realized the vices of this world!

Let go of me.

What is this new habit?

Not a habit, hereafter it will be this way.

The bed that we have not utilized

now, will be of use.

What are you blabbering?

Saravanan and myself are no longer friends just like you wished.

You, ended that friendship?

No way.

I made Saravanan end this friendship.

I can't believe it.

I know you wouldn't believe it.

Can you say it again?

Vaasu, get out.

Our friendship is no more.

Will you leave?

Or should I call the security?

Hereafter Saravanan will not trouble us.

Once you lose a game of kites, you don't get the kite back.

I swear on our unborn child.

You're swearing on our child.

I'm very happy.

I don't know what to do now.

Don't do anything, come closer.

Stop, I might get back pain.

No matter what

I won't let you go.

What? De?

What happened to your respect?

When I'm in the mood, it is that way.

What does that mean?

What will you do?

How?

- No - Wait.

- One minute. - What?

Will you do something for me?

Tell me what and I'll do it.

Will you change Vaasa mobiles to Seema mobiles?

You will change it for sure.

Bro.

What is this?

I thought you'll be sad about what I said.

But you're kissing and hugging your wife with open doors.

You insulted me in front of your girlfriend.

Now why did you come here?

Get out.

Shout, shout all you want.

You have the right.

Because you're my friend.

I didn't want you to get slapped by a girl in public

hence I told you our friendship was done.

I'll tell you now.

No girl will end our friendship.

What did you tell me?

Did you lie to me?

Did you lie to me?

- Sister. - Let go of me.

- Did you lie to me? - Sister! - Let go of me.

Stop hitting him.

If you thought no one will question it, I'm there.

- You are the problem. - Sweetheart

You shut up.

You are the reason for everything.

- What did I do? - Yes.

You broke our bed on our first night.

And came to the hospital and laughed like nothing happened.

I told him right then.

That we can live happily together only if he gets rid of you.

It's been 6 months.

He was happy finally that your friendship was no more.

I hoped to begin a life as a couple.

But you stand in between as a barrier.

I feel like slapping you.

I can't hit you.

So I'm hitting him.

Don't you know when to lie?

The moment you lied, swearing on the baby

No

It's of no use living with you.

- Where are you going sweetheart? - Let go of me.

Enough is enough.

Enough of living with you.

Marry your friend.

We are done.

- I'm leaving. - Sweetheart

Listen to me

Sweetheart wait

If you call me sweetheart any more

That's it.

What bro?

You both have fought so much

Why didn't you tell me?

Tell you what?

That only if I ditch you, my wife..

Won't you realize all this?

I didn't.

My dad left me as a kid.

My mom left me here.

I grew up with you.

So I didn't know.

You knew it right?

You could have told me this was your problem.

I would have stayed away.

How could I?

Hello, tell me sweetheart.

If you come to my mom's place in search of me!

- You'll find me dead. - Hello..

Okay, leave it.

Shall we go get sister back?

Why? Do you want me to watch my wife hang herself?

Why do you say that?

I'm telling you

I have lot of problems

Let us end our friendship.

Get out of my sight.

Go.

Hey, bro..

Who is a friend?

Who is a friend?

You are a friend.

You

Go away, go away. You're here already!

What? A drink?

The alcohol is over. Leave.

I don't want alcohol. Poor Saravanan..

Oh, the peace seeking dove.

Why is the dove coming up the stairs and not flying?

Saravanan is innocent.

He's not innocent.

He's a parasite.

A parasite that separated me from my wife.

You won't speak like this if you know what happened.

Will I talk in Telugu otherwise?

I'll tell you one thing.

I swear on these 6 beers.

He won't get married.

If he does get married

He won't have kids.

This is Vaasu's curse.

It already happened.

You had an interview in the coffee shop right?

Do you know what happened next?

Aishwarya, we're friends from childhood.

He has a lot of concern for me.

That's why he spoke that way.

If you didn't like it you could have told him.

Brother Vaasu I don't like what you're talking. It makes me angry.

He's like your brother.

If we have a baby tomorrow

he'll be the uncle.

Who is the uncle of whose child?

Who is he to me?

This is over the limits.

I hate Vaasu.

Will you end his friendship or not?

I hate your father.

So

You forget your father and I'll forget my friend.

Is that okay?

I should forget my father?

My father has worked hard and educated me

and gave me this life.

You're asking me to forget him?

What was his mistake?

It makes you sad and angry right?

Your father is important to you, my friend is important to me.

I'll tell you this.

He will forever be my friend.

If you can live with that, you can.

Or else go away, what do you say?

I cannot adjust and live.

Get lost.

He threw away..?

Why did he fight with..?

Why all this for me..?

- Where? - In the bar.

I have never really bothered about my blood relations.

To love and show affection, I have a friend...

Friendship it seems.

It's broken. Where is it coming from?

To love and show affection, I have a friend. There is no better relation than him!

I would give even my life to my friend, if he asks for it.

Gautam, he said he didn't want to see me.

He's here now.

What do I do now? Tell me.

- Tell me. - Bro

Being smart doesn't suit you.

True.

The moment you ditched your girlfriend for me

I decided.

No matter what happens, friendship is important.

Everything else is crap.

Vaasu

Saravana

Vaasu

Saravana

Vaasu

Saravana

- How did you know I ditched my girlfriend? - He told me.

You told him everything?

You woke me up to fix your friendship

and now you're pretending?

Your phone is ringing.

Do you want a beer?

It's my wife.

It's my wife!

It's your wife, talk.

- I told her a lie, this noise.. - Just talk.

Yes darling, one minute

Is my friend Vaasu out of critical care?

I'm asking you, tell me.

He..

He's fine now, nothing to worry.

Thank you sister.

Vaasu was driving drunk.

He's badly injured. It got late at the hospital.

Thankfully we got him here in time.

What are you saying? When are you coming home?

I started, I'll be home in half an hour.

Happy?

My work is done, I'll leave.

Wait, don't leave like you're done sticking posters.

Let's have 2 beers.

I should go home drunk

And get into trouble and you are amused by it?

You and your friendship.

Is this the way of life?

What did you ask?

Is this the way of life?

When a girl enters a guy's life

that's how it is.

Have guys ever

told girls to avoid their friendships?

But these girls

Stay away from this guy, stay away from that guy

Don't be friends with that guy, don't be friends with this guy

I don't like to see him, I don't like the way he talks

They keep saying something.

They are like that. You cannot change it.

Why do you say that?

This is not just about us.

It's every guy's problem.

We need to stop this.

What are you going to do?

Hey, do something.

- Do something. - I will, I will.

When someone has made his personal issue a public issue

A rebellion takes place.

- A group is formed with a leader. - What are you saying?

Boyfriends Ditched By Girlfriends Council.

You are the leader and I'm the coordinator.

For girlfriends who ditch boyfriends for stupid reasons

a hunger strike for an indefinite time.

- Place? - Beach road.

- Day? - Tomorrow.

Vaasu

Saravana

With the support of National Men's Security Council head Akila sister

our council has drawn fresh blood.

Hereafter, any problems due to girlfriends

and the courage to solve them

has been achieved by the council.

Any support for the head and coordinator can be expressed.

I'll speak. You both shall rot.

Shut up.

You're not supposed to be here.

Your wife will screw you.

Live coverage is taking place.

She already did. That's why I'm here.

- Divorce for you as well? - Almost.

Last night I lied to her saying you were in trouble.

She left to her mom's place

One thing is for sure.

Both of you will rot in hell.

Don't waste your curse on the cursed.

Don't worry.

This is our council's new secretary

let us welcome him with your support.

What are you trying to tell the society through your council?

- In this world - Madam

It's hard to ride a bike without meeting with accidents.

It's harder to handle a wife.

It hasn't been 10 minutes since you got the post

And you're giving an unauthorized interview.

Why do we have a leader?

You speak.

Somewhere in the corner of this world

Every second 1,76,710 men are ditched by women.

10,410 in India.

2,148 in Tamil Nadu.

1,100 in Chennai.

All the girls who ditched us

Until the women ask for forgiveness and accept us, this protest will continue.

You can barely remember things to buy from a store.

How did you give such an elaborate speech?

Who knew? A leader is one who speaks spontaneously.

I'm not Saravanan any more.

I'm Chanakya.

Your boyfriend is on a hunger strike till you accept your mistakes.

What do you think?

The mistake isn't mine. It's his.

He and everyone around him are jobless.

As soon as they feel hungry, they'll leave.

I have nothing else to say.

They're not struggling for the nation.

Don't make them something they're not.

The Assistant Commissioner of police is on his way.

You people better pack up and leave.

We're not here to wash clothes in the beach.

To pack up and leave.

You don't know about him.

Go away.

Sir I'm coming.

Who is he?

He's creating a hype.

He is an overrated cop.

Everybody move.

What do you think about the hunger strike?

- Sir welcome - Move

For his height he can see things from afar. Who is he looking for?

- Sir, our problem - Where is Akila?

She already left.

What?

She left? What are you saying?

Why did you ask me to come then?

- No sir, the protest - Throw it in the bin.

I'm a big fan of Akila.

I've seen Akila in papers, posters and in the cinema.

Even in my dreams..

- We have emotions even if we're the police. - True.

Everyone knows that the police are very strong

but it's a government vehicle.

- Are you making fun of me? - No sir.

Assistant Commissioner down down.

Damn these people.

These guys!

I'm already pissed off that I couldn't see Akila

Disappear by the count of 3

Or else I don't know how badly I'll beat you up.

One

Two

Three

Where are they?

Do I have to tell you separately?

Yes, you have to.

Oh, is it?

Put them in the vehicle

and keep the black bag inside.

- Black bag? - Why is he asking for a black bag?

Is he a commissioner or carpenter?

Encounter!

Sir, the higher authorities will cause problems.

Only if they know.

We can finish it without their knowledge.

Don't touch the leader.

Then you come.

If he's the head, who are you?

All of you are thieves, come.

- Leader, call the higher authorities. - Who?

Call Akila.

- I'll also come, take me. - Who left you?

Move a bit..

Sir, one minute.

If you're shooting, shoot him first.

We both are married.

We're already the walking dead.

He's not married, shoot him.

We thought you got the bag to kill us.

But we didn't expect it was to drink with us.

What else? My wife doesn't allow me to drink at home.

If I go drink outside, they say the assistant commissioner is drinking.

Where do I drink?

That's why I set up a place like this.

Side dish.

What is your problem?

Sir an accused is thinking about you.

My wife.

- Tell me Lakshmi. - Where are you?

In the meeting.

- It'll get a bit late. - Meeting with friends?

No, I promised I won't join my friends.

- Can I trust you? - Of course you can.

- Get back home soon. - Okay.

Hey, Lakshmi.

I love you. Okay.

Is your wife named Lakshmi.

You're asking him so casually.

Don't you know how to talk to an officer?

Is your wife named Dash Lakshmi or Lakshmi Dash?

Sir, it was just a joke.

We'll continue the protest in Besant Nagar tomorrow.

Why don't you come support us?

Just because you have a group

or by screaming out loud

or by staging a hunger strike

this problem won't be solved.

Because it's nature's design.

Nobody can change this.

We don't understand sir.

How do I make them und..?

What is this?

The hope for the good and evil for the bad. Beer.

What do you mix it with?

You can't mix it.

You drink it plain.

What is this?

Brandy.

What do you mix it with?

What is the question? Water, soft drinks, tender coconut, juice

I've even mixed it with pepper water

It's great.

That's all your Honour. Women are like beer.

They never mix with anything, they're unique.

That is their nature.

But men are like brandy.

They mix up with everything.

They're always together.

This, is our nature. If you can understand this nature

your future will be bright.

Why are you crying?

If your wife or girlfriend doesn't like your friendship

Let go of the friendship.

Pretend you did.

Because life is a stage and we are all actors.

You explained a huge problem briefly using alcohol.

You need a wax statue in the Marina beach.

- You aren't my friend. - And you're not mine.

- We're not friends. - You're not our friend.

Vetrivel sir

You're not our friend.

Cut and done. Get lost.

Look, you can lie to stay friends.

It's not wrong. But.. if you lie for other things

You're screwed and I'm not responsible.

That's all.

What is this?

We're doing it on the mat?

How?

So cute.

No one can stop us now.

Catch.

Sorry, I'll get it.

Got it.

Did I get emotional?

Let's leave.

- Why? - Look, even they're drinking with friends.

I don't like this at all.

It's just in the movies.

Why does it bother you?

Isn't this wrong?

Everyone isn't like you. Watch the movie.

Okay.

- Tell me darling. - Where are you?

Outside.

- With Vaasu? - Vaasu?

That mechanic Vaasu?

Sweetheart, tell me.

Your friend Saravanan has dengue.

I don't care if he has dengue or if his friend Singh is here.

Cook dosas for your husband, I'll be home.

Okay. Bye.

Are you trying to trick me?

- Tell me. - Where are you?

In the saloon.

The one near your office right?

I don't go there, it's named Friends Saloon.

- Hey, don't use the blade on my neck. - What happened?

One minute, I'll call you back.

Tell me Lakshmi.

Where are you?

In a meeting. It'll get late.

- Meeting with friends? - What?

I swore I won't meet my friends.

Can I trust you?

- Absolutely. Trust me. - Okay.

Lakshmi, I love you.

Cheers.