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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:23,288 1, 2, 3. 2 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,799 NOW, CHILDREN, 3 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,868 HOW DO WE LIVE? 4 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,638 ELGAR? 5 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,831 [AIRPLANE FLIES OVER] 6 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,339 THANK YOU, HEYWOOD. 7 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:26,852 AHH. 8 00:01:31,358 --> 00:01:32,858 [HORN HONKS] 9 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:39,798 IT'S JUST THAT I GET THE FEELING 10 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,300 THAT WE'RE ALL-- 11 00:01:41,368 --> 00:01:42,801 I MEAN, EVERYBODY-- 12 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:44,803 BLACK, WHITE, YELLOW, 13 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,805 DEMOCRAT, COMMUNIST, REPUBLICANS, 14 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,274 OLD PEOPLE, YOUNG PEOPLE, WHATEVER... 15 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,311 ONLY THE FINEST THING IN MY SHOP, GIRL. 16 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,313 WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL IS NEXT? 17 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:57,483 I MAY CLOSE THIS PLACE WITH THIS CHILD HERE. 18 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:01,887 WE'RE ALL LIKE A BUNCH OF ANTS...SEE? 19 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,329 [HORN HONKS] 20 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:16,568 SEE, THE STRONGEST DRIVE WE HAVE AS A TRUE LIFE-FORCE 21 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,937 IS TO GAIN TERRITORY. 22 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,439 GOSH, YOU'RE GORGEOUS. 23 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:22,274 WHERE DO YOU LIVE, BABY? 24 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,209 AHEM. 25 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:26,778 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 26 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,081 ♪ BRAND NEW WAY ♪♪ 27 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:51,303 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING... 28 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,306 I MEAN, ANYTHING QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE. 29 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,308 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT 30 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,844 BECAUSE EVERYBODY WANTS HIS OWN HOME, 31 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:02,381 AND I'VE NEVER HAD A PLACE OF MY OWN. 32 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,250 ♪ LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT THE WORLD ♪ 33 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,753 ♪ WAS CHANGING BY LEAPS AND BOUNDS ♪ 34 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,756 ♪ IT STARTED UP IN THE BIGGER CITIES ♪ 35 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,158 ♪ THEN IT SPREAD TO THE SMALLER TOWNS ♪ 36 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:16,261 ♪ THE PEOPLE BEGAN TO SMILE AT PEOPLE ♪ 37 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,764 ♪ THAT NEVER EVEN THINK ♪ 38 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,266 ♪ AND WHEN JEREMIAH WOKE ME UP ♪ 39 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:24,236 ♪ I WAS READY TO LIVE THAT DREAM ♪ 40 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:26,104 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 41 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:28,106 SO LIKE HART CRANE THE POET, 42 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,274 WHO'S ALSO A CANCERIAN-- 43 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,776 SEE, I'M A CANCERIAN-- 44 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,277 AND HOME IS VERY IMPORTANT, 45 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,780 BUT WE NEVER SEEM TO MAKE IT. 46 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:35,847 SO, UH... 47 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,385 MONEY'S NEVER BEEN THE PROBLEM. 48 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,289 ♪ BOW OUR HEADS TOGETHER ♪ 49 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,792 ♪ AND SEE WHERE WE GO FROM THERE ♪ 50 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:50,796 ♪ WE'VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN ♪ 51 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:52,297 ♪ FIGHT UNTIL THE END ♪ 52 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,800 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 53 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:57,402 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW WAY ♪ 54 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,804 ♪ BRAND NEW WAY ♪ 55 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,740 ♪ BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 56 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,875 ♪ BRAND NEW WAY ♪ 57 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,378 SO, SHIT, I BOUGHT THIS HOUSE. 58 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,380 ACTUALLY, IT'S A TENEMENT HOUSE. 59 00:04:08,449 --> 00:04:10,315 IT'S IN THIS GHETTO AREA. 60 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:15,754 ♪ WHEN ENEMIES ARE SHATTERED, DON'T INVESTIGATE ♪ 61 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,257 ♪ HOW CAN YOU BE SURPRISED? ♪ 62 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:21,260 ♪ WITH THE IMAGE OF OUR FALLEN KING ♪ 63 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:23,028 ♪ REFLECTED IN OUR EYES ♪ 64 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:26,265 ♪ NO, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHOUTIN' NOW ♪ 65 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,767 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA HURT MY FAITH HERE ♪ 66 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:32,271 ♪ BUT THE RAYS OF LIGHT WON'T HIDE FOREVER ♪ 67 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,273 ♪ WHEN THE SUN COMES SHININ' THROUGH ♪ 68 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:36,775 ♪ ON A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 69 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,777 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW WAY ♪ 70 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:42,381 ♪ OH, IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 71 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:45,784 I JUST WANT TO GET ALL THE GODDAMN TENANTS OUT 72 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,286 AND RIP IT OUT. 73 00:04:47,354 --> 00:04:50,122 IT'S AN OLD HOUSE. LOTS OF MOLDING. 74 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:52,958 ♪ IT'S A BRAND NEW WAY ♪ 75 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:55,761 ♪ A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 76 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:56,795 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 77 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,297 ♪ BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 78 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:00,732 ♪ YEAH, A BRAND NEW DAY ♪ 79 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,235 ♪ YEAH, I WONDER IF YOU KNOW ♪ 80 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:06,238 ♪ WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT ♪ 81 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,808 ♪ YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF ♪ 82 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,743 ♪ GET IT TOGETHER NOW... ♪♪ 83 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,746 I WANT TO RIP OUT ALL THE FLOORS 84 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,749 ALL THE WAY UP TO THE SKYLIGHT, SEE, 85 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:21,253 AND THEN RECESS THE FLOORS SO YOU HAVE BALCONIES, 86 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:24,256 AND THEN HANG THIS BIG GODDAMN MODERN, 87 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,259 SPECTACULAR, PSYCHEDELIC, SON-OF-A-BITCHIN' LIGHT 88 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:30,095 FROM THE CEILING. IS THAT BEAUTIFUL? 89 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:31,596 BON TON HEIGHTS 90 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,766 WILL START A TREND IN URBAN RENEWAL, MR. ENDERS. 91 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:40,072 RESTORED LANDMARKS WILL BE THE LATEST SCREAM, I'M SURE. 92 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,475 I HOPE YOUR SEEING MR. FARCUS' PLACE GOING SO WELL 93 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,778 WILL INSPIRE YOU TO FEEL ROSY ABOUT YOUR NEW PLACE. 94 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,780 MY, MY. SHOPPING WITHOUT STOPPING. 95 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,282 OH, MR. FARCUS. ENID. 96 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,284 STREET MUSIC. ISN'T IT MARVELOUS? 97 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,785 THIS IS MR. ENDERS. 98 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,287 HE'S YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR. 99 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:58,290 UH, I'M ELGAR ENDERS. I'M YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR. 100 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:02,160 HE JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE IN THE NEXT BLOCK. 101 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,229 YOUR HOUSE IS JUST GREAT. 102 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:06,331 IT'S JUST FANTASTIC. 103 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,334 THIS NEIGHBORHOOD'S GOING TO BE VERY CHIC. 104 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,737 LET'S HOPE THIS INFLUX OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE 105 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:14,740 IS THE BEGINNING OF AN INCLINATION, HUH? 106 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:17,743 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? 107 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:18,844 EVICTION POWDER. 108 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:22,481 EVICTION POWDER? WHAT'S EVICTION POWDER? 109 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,349 OH, IT'S NOTHING, MR. ENDERS. 110 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,851 JUST A LITTLE VOODOO. 111 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,269 HA HA HA! 112 00:06:44,338 --> 00:06:45,771 ONLY $25, MAN! 113 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,272 YOU'RE LYING! 114 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:48,774 YOU'RE LYING, MAN! 115 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,776 I WOKE UP ONE MORNING, MAN, 116 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,779 I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE WRONG HOUSE. 117 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:54,913 HA HA HA! 118 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,349 HE WAS CAUSING TROUBLE THE NIGHT BEFORE. 119 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,786 HERE COMES THE WHITE TORNADO. 120 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,221 HEY, MAN! 121 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:04,723 WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 122 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:07,225 YOU GOT TWO LITTLE PEDALS DOWN THERE. 123 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:08,226 ONE'S A BRAKE. 124 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,729 THAT THING YOU GOT YOUR HAND ON, 125 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,364 THAT'S A GEAR SHIFT LEVER. 126 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:14,499 OH! NO GOOD. 127 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,234 NO GOOD, MY MAN. 128 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:18,236 TURN OFF THE CAR, MAN. 129 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,539 GET OUT THE CAR. UH-OH! 130 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,241 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS. 131 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:26,711 WHAT IS THIS WE HAVE HERE? 132 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,746 OH... 133 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:28,747 COME CLOSER. 134 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:30,549 HEH HEH HEH! 135 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,021 I'M ELGAR ENDERS, THE NEW LANDLORD. 136 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,756 YOU THE NEW LANDLORD? 137 00:07:37,825 --> 00:07:40,392 HE THE NEW LANDLORD, MAN. 138 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:41,827 THE NEW LANDLORD, MAN. 139 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,530 YOU DON'T SHAKE MY HAND? 140 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,032 I JUST WANT TO... 141 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,935 I'LL PUT YOUR FLOWER IN THE HOUSE. 142 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:53,438 I'LL TAKE YOUR FLOWER IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU. 143 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:57,542 I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FLOWER IN THE HOUSE FOR YOU. 144 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,544 PUT IT DOWN RIGHT THERE. 145 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,179 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 146 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:05,717 OH! 147 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,719 LOOK AT THIS TIE! 148 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:09,287 WHOO! 149 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,395 D'ARTAGNAN'S GONNA STRIKE AGAIN! 150 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:18,497 AAH! 151 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,382 DID YOU SEE THAT CAT MOVE OUT, MAN? 152 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,161 [WHISTLE] 153 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,742 HEY, KIDS, HERE'S YOUR BIG CHANCE 154 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,245 TO PICK UP THAT SPECIALLY PRICED 155 00:09:40,314 --> 00:09:42,247 10--THAT'S RIGHT-- 10-RECORD SET 156 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,749 OF 200 CURRENT UNDERGROUND HITS, 157 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:49,521 AS PLAYED BY THE EXCITING, DYNAMIC CLYDE DAVIS BAND. 158 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:50,755 THAT'S RIGHT. 159 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,259 200 HITS FOR JUST $1.75, 160 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,760 INCREDIBLE AS IT SOUNDS, 161 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,262 WHILE THIS OFFER LASTS. 162 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,764 JUST SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER 163 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:03,768 TO "DAVIS HITS, BOX 5152, BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN." 164 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,837 GROOVY! 165 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,283 WHO ARE YOU? 166 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,785 WALTER GEE COPEE. MY NAME'S WALTER GEE. 167 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,354 YOU THE NEW LANDLORD? 168 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,356 YEAH. 169 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:25,724 GIVE ME $2.00. 170 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,292 WHAT? 171 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:33,732 I SAID YOU OUGHTA GIVE ME $2.00. 172 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,266 WHAT THE HELL FOR? 173 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,302 IF YOU LET ME HOLD $2.00, 174 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,304 I'LL LET YOU TAKE ME HOME. 175 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,973 IF NOT, I'LL CALL THE PIGS. 176 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,708 YOU WILL, HUH? 177 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,877 GIMME, SPORT! 178 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,949 HELP! 179 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,385 ALL RIGHT! SHUT UP NOW! 180 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,757 CIGARETTE, POPS? 181 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,830 [RADIO PLAYING FUNK MUSIC] 182 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,633 DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YOU SMOKE? 183 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,168 NO. 184 00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:16,341 [TURNS UP VOLUME] 185 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:17,842 HOME, LANDLORD. 186 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,033 BYE, LANDLORD! 187 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,754 [CLUNK] 188 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,768 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, HONKY! 189 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,769 WHO'S THAT? 190 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,271 NOW TURN AROUND AND MARCH YOUR BUNS OUT 191 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,041 BEFORE I SHOOT 'EM OUT FROM UNDER YOU. 192 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,243 WHY ARE YOU POINTING THAT AT ME? 193 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:29,314 'CAUSE MY HOROSCOPE TOLD ME THAT EVIL WAS COMING TODAY, 194 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,282 AND, MARGE, HERE IT IS. 195 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,786 GET MOVIN' OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE NO HIPS TO LEAN ON. 196 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,821 I OWN THIS HOUSE. I'M THE NEW LANDLORD. 197 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,290 AND I'M A WREN TIT. MOVE IT! 198 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,792 IF YOU'RE A LANDLORD, 199 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:44,295 HOW COME YOU AIN'T GOT NO DOOR KEYS? 200 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,297 I HAVE DOOR KEYS. 201 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:50,135 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK LIKE A RAPIST TO ME. 202 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,070 YOU GOT FUNNY EYES. 203 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,304 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 204 00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,806 IF YOU'RE FIGURING ON 205 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,442 CARRYING OUT A SEXUAL ATTACK ON ME, 206 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,811 YOU BETTER LEARN THE KARATE BOOGALOO 207 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,748 'CAUSE WE GONNA TANGLE ASS RIGHT HERE IN THIS HALL. 208 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,917 I AM THE NEW LANDLORD, 209 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,919 AND YOU'RE DISREGARDING YOUR LEASE 210 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,256 BY PRACTICING WHATEVER YOU'RE PRACTICING HERE WITH THESE READINGS. 211 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,624 I'LL HAVE YOU THROWN OUT. 212 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,760 IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT, GO AHEAD AND SHOOT. 213 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,962 THAT'LL BE RUNNING AN ILLEGAL BUSINESS, 214 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,764 NONPAYMENT OF RENT, 215 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,432 AND MANSLAUGHTER. 216 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:26,571 LITTLE THING LIKE YOU, A LANDLORD? 217 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:30,809 YEAH. LET'S SEE HOW MUCH BACK RENT YOU OWE, ALL RIGHT? 218 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,279 IS THAT YOU RIGHT THERE? 219 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,313 HUH? 220 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:37,215 TWO MONTHS BACK RENT YOU OWE ME. 221 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,350 ALL HERE IN THIS BOOK. 222 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,290 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME FOOD. 223 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,791 COME ON, LANDLORD. 224 00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,226 LET'S EAT. 225 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,129 [HUMMING] 226 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:56,301 OLD DUBOISE UPSTAIRS, ALWAYS UP IN MY FACE, 227 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,804 TALKING ABOUT BEING SOME COLLEGE PRESIDENT. 228 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,206 COLLEGE PRESIDENT? 229 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,942 WOULDN'T SWEEP THE HALL IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. 230 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,443 COLLEGE PRESIDENT. 231 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,745 SURE. SOME COLLEGE ACROSS TOWN. 232 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:10,248 I NEVER HEARD OF NO COLLEGE 233 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,750 SELLING DEGREES FOR $50. 234 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,520 THEN THERE'S THE UNEARTHLY CUMBERSONS. 235 00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,754 UNEARTHLY? 236 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:17,856 YEAH. 237 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,792 THEY'VE BEEN HERE ABOUT 25 YEARS. 238 00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:23,294 AIN'T NOBODY SEEN THEM BUT TWICE. 239 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,963 HOW'S THAT FOR BEING OMINOUS? 240 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,764 UH, THAT'S, UH... 241 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,266 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 242 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,268 IT WOULD BE IF THEY WERE ALIVE. 243 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,336 ALIVE? 244 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,770 OH, THEY IS. 245 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,773 I HEAR 'EM ROLLIN' AROUND DOWNSTAIRS. 246 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,776 LISTEN, YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE THIS MORNING 247 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,046 FOR THE TENANTS ASSOCIATION RENT STRIKE. 248 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,514 WHAT RENT STRIKE? 249 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,650 DON'T WORRY. IT WON'T HAPPEN. 250 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,385 WAIT. ARE YOU SURE? 251 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,821 HOW THEY GONNA GET A RENT STRIKE? 252 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,824 AIN'T NOBODY PAID RENT LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. 253 00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,292 OF COURSE, UM... 254 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,462 THERE COULD BE A BACK RENT STRIKE. 255 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,230 BUT YOU WOULDN'T GET THAT, EITHER. 256 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,666 THAT WOULD GO TO MR. LIPSCHULTZ. 257 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,668 THAT'S THE OLD LANDLORD. 258 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,237 NOBODY EVER PAID HIM ANY RENT? 259 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,238 POOR SOUL. 260 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,240 LORD KNOWS WHO'LL GET IT 261 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,309 NOW THAT HE'S PASSED AWAY. 262 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,580 HE PASSED AWAY? 263 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:16,748 RAT. 264 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,249 BIG AS A DOG. 265 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,752 CHASED HIM IN THE BROOM CLOSET. 266 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,755 NOBODY EVER GO IN THE BROOM CLOSET. 267 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:27,325 I THINK HE WAS IN THERE ABOUT THREE MONTHS. 268 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,262 HOW DO YOU OFAYS 269 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,699 FIND YOUR WAY INTO OWNING THESE RAT TRAPS? 270 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,234 WHAT DO YOU DO, 271 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,269 GIVE THEM AS BAR MITZVAH PRESENTS? 272 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,771 GOTTA HAVE MORE GUN CONTROL. 273 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,272 YOU WANT SOME MORE EGGS? 274 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:45,009 MARGE, WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING THAT GUN AWAY? 275 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,412 DON'T WORRY. 276 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,782 YOU CAME MY WAY SO I COULD PROTECT YOU, 277 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:54,919 THOUGH I KNOW YOU'LL ONLY REPAY ME WITH SUFFERING. 278 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,287 DON'T SAY THAT. 279 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,355 HEY, MARGE! 280 00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,058 MARGE, HAVE YOU SEEN SOME WHITE MAN 281 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,793 PROWLING AROUND HERE-- 282 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,496 YOU. 283 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,699 IT WAS YOU. 284 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,133 IT WAS ME? 285 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,868 DON'T DENY IT, DEGENERATE. 286 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,404 YOU GAVE MY LITTLE WALTER GEE MONEY. 287 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,239 NOW HE'S SICK ON CIGARETTES. 288 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,242 I FOUND HIM SICK DOWN IN THE CELLAR CHAIN-SMOKING, 289 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,245 SO I KNOW SOME CHILD MOLESTER GAVE HIM MONEY. 290 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,748 WHY DO YOU LET HIM SMOKE? 291 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,250 YOU MUST KNOW HE COULD GET CANCER. 292 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,753 I'M BUSY FRYING HAIR ALL DAY. 293 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:31,255 I CAN'T WATCH EVERYTHING HE DOES. 294 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,759 WHAT? YOU'RE FRYING HAIR IN THIS BUILDING? 295 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,729 I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE FOR FRYING HAIR. 296 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,865 HE AIN'T GOT NO LICENSE FOR FRYING HAIR. 297 00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,534 FIND YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD AND DO HAIR...QUEENIE. 298 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,036 I'M NOT A HAIRDRESSER. 299 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,437 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 300 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,472 FANNY. 301 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,540 HE'S THE NEW LANDLORD. 302 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,775 THAT'S RIGHT. 303 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,614 THE NEW LANDLORD. 304 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,182 THE NEW LANDLORD. 305 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,719 OH, LORD, AIN'T THIS A SHAME? 306 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,722 MATTER OF FACT, I'M GLAD WE MET. 307 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,224 YOUR NAME IS, UH... 308 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,392 MRS. COPEE. 309 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,559 RIGHT. 310 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,061 MY HUSBAND'S BEEN ILL. 311 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,229 MRS. COPEE... 312 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,231 HE HAS THIS NERVOUS CONDITION. 313 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:14,732 HE HAS HEADACHES, TOO. 314 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,735 THE DOCTOR SAID HE SHOULD HAVE HIS OWN ROOM. 315 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,837 FOUR MONTHS' BACK RENT. 316 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,339 IS THAT POSSIBLE? 317 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,108 OH, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, SUGAR. 318 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,078 ANYWAY, WE TOOK HIM TO THE WILLS EYE HOSPITAL 319 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,080 BECAUSE HE'S GOT THIS TWITCH, 320 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,182 BUT IT WASN'T HIS EYES. 321 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,683 WHAT WAS IT? 322 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,585 IT WAS HIS NERVES. 323 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,091 THAT'S, UH... 324 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,760 THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, MRS. COPEE. 325 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,595 IT IS? 326 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,434 LOOK, WHY DON'T WE GO DOWN TO MY PLACE 327 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,003 SO WE CAN DISCUSS THIS AT LENGTH? 328 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,840 IF YOU WISH. 329 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,276 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T SMOKE ANYMORE. 330 00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,444 I PROMISE. 331 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,245 WHAT'S THAT? 332 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,246 UH, BYE. 333 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,748 I THINK, UH... 334 00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:04,916 WALTER GEE! 335 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,618 WALTER GEE, YOU COME BACK HERE. 336 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,822 HEY, DUBOISE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 337 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,056 HELLO, FANNY. 338 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,059 COPEE IN TROUBLE WITH THE PIGS AGAIN? 339 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,562 THIS AIN'T NO PIG THIS TIME, SUGAR. 340 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,564 THIS IS THE NEW LANDLORD. 341 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,566 LANDLORD... 342 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,067 PROFESSOR DUBOISE. 343 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:26,571 PROFESSOR DUBOISE, HOW DO YOU DO? 344 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,747 I SWEAR, HE THINKS 345 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,750 THE LORD PUT WHITE PEOPLE ON THIS EARTH 346 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,252 AS A PUNISHMENT. 347 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,754 OF COURSE, I DON'T HOLD 348 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,324 WITH NO SACRILEGIOUS TALK LIKE THAT. 349 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,495 MM-HMM. 350 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,770 WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME AIR CONDITIONING IN HERE? 351 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,240 OH, UH... 352 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,742 YOU HAVE SOME COMPLAINTS, MRS. COPEE? 353 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,244 YOU'RE SERIOUS? 354 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,513 UH...YEAH. 355 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,114 I SURE DO. 356 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,349 SIT. 357 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,721 I'LL JUST, UH... 358 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,222 AHEM. 359 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,490 NOW-- 360 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,228 UH...WHAT SPECIFIC COMPLAINTS 361 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,230 DO YOU HAVE, MRS. COPEE? 362 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:31,068 WELL, WE NEED A NEW PLASTERING JOB, 363 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,603 A NEW PAINT JOB. 364 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,672 THE OVEN DOOR'S BROKE. 365 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,174 THE ROOF LEAKS, 366 00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,176 THE TOILET RUNS ALL DAY, 367 00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,646 AND YOU AWFUL CUTE TO BE A LANDLORD. 368 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,250 YOU SAID THE, UH... 369 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,786 THE ROOF, UH... RUNS, 370 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,788 AND THE TOILET... TOILET LEAKS. 371 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:51,956 MMM. 372 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,458 IF YOU DIDN'T SWEAT SO MUCH, 373 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,761 NOBODY'D TAKE YOU FOR A LANDLORD. 374 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,263 YOU COULD PASS FOR A HUMAN BEING. 375 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,467 THAT'S NOT A VERY NICE THING TO SAY, MRS. COPEE, 376 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,270 BECAUSE I INTEND TO BE A GOOD LANDLORD 377 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,906 AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE. 378 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,909 WHAT YOU MEAN, AS LONG AS I'M HERE? 379 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,112 [MAN'S VOICE] WHO'S THAT YOU GOT THERE WITH YOU? 380 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,781 OH, IT'S THE NEW LANDLORD. 381 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,250 THAT'S MY HUSBAND. 382 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,418 AH. 383 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,119 NOW, UH... 384 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:24,121 ABOUT THE RENT, MRS. COPEE, 385 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,090 ARE YOU-- 386 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,792 LANDLORD... 387 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,794 THESE ARROWS HAVE BEEN DIPPED 388 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:33,064 IN FANNY'S BARBECUE SAUCE 389 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:34,799 SO AS TO MAKE DEATH SLOW... 390 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,300 AND MORE AGONIZING 391 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,603 TO ITS UNFORTUNATE VICTIM. 392 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,339 LANDLORD, 393 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,808 YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF THREE 394 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,343 TO VACATE THESE PREMISES. 395 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,378 1... 396 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,816 2... 397 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,050 3! 398 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,687 [LAUGHING] 399 00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,857 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 400 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,860 YOU MAKE ONE MORE CRACK ABOUT MY SPARERIBS, 401 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,862 AND I'LL BUST YOUR HEAD. 402 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,364 OH, YOU SHUT UP. 403 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,366 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU 404 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,636 ABOUT PUTTING YOUR DRUM IN THE LIVING ROOM. 405 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,137 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 406 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,272 OH, MOTHER... 407 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,406 I'M SORRY. 408 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,907 IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE. 409 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,110 I GOT ITALIAN CLASS AFTER THIS. 410 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,112 THEN YOUR FATHER... OH, GOD. 411 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,114 KEEP TALKING. I HEAR YOU. 412 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,116 FROM THE TOP. 1...2... 413 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,617 ABOUT MY HOUSE, MOTHER. 414 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,119 WHAT HOUSE, DEAR? 415 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:30,288 I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS HOUSE. 416 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:31,455 1, 2... 417 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,723 3, 4, 5, 6-- 418 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,225 DON'T DO THAT, DEAR. 419 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,360 YOU'RE THROWING ME OFF. 420 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,296 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU. 421 00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:39,864 I'VE INVESTED IN REAL ESTATE. 422 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,801 YOU HAVE INVESTED IN REAL ESTATE? 423 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,336 OSCAR. 424 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:46,337 OSCAR. 425 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,338 YES. YES. 426 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,639 YES, JOYCE. 427 00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,574 OSCAR. 428 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,310 DARLING, LISTEN, 429 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:54,578 WILL YOU FORGIVE ME? 430 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,080 OSCAR, I PROMISE YOU, 431 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:59,083 WE'LL DANCE OUR BRAINS OUT TOMORROW AT 10:00. 432 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,284 WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. 433 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,452 PRACTICE PUSHING. 434 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,586 PUSHING. 435 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,088 I WILL, CIAO. 436 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,256 CIAO, DARLING. 437 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,757 UH-HUH. 438 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,760 INSUFFERABLE DANCE GODDESS. 439 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,229 HE THINKS THE SUN RISES AND SETS ON RHYTHM. 440 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,230 "RHYTHM, RHYTHM." 441 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,765 ALL RIGHT, DEAR. QUICKLY. 442 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,767 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 443 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,768 WHAT INVESTMENT? 444 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,304 POUR ME SOME OF THAT. 445 00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:21,839 WHAT IS THAT, BRANDY? 446 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,507 OH. 447 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,877 GOD. 448 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,881 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 449 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,085 YOU LOOKED LIKE LIKE YOUR FATHER WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. 450 00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,287 AW, JOYCE, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. 451 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,788 YOU'RE DRUNK AND UPSET. 452 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,790 WHY? 453 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,793 THIS HOUSE, THIS REAL ESTATE, IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 454 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,796 IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I'VE EVER DONE. 455 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,132 I'M A CANCERIAN-- HOME'S VERY IMPORTANT. 456 00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:49,467 YOU'RE A LEO. 457 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,968 NO, I'M A CANCER. 458 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,403 WHEN WERE YOU BORN? 459 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,838 THE 15th OF JULY. 460 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,339 SON OF A BITCH. 461 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,541 WHEN WAS I BORN? 462 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,043 MOTHER! 463 00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:01,312 FOUL-MOUTH. 464 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,816 LITTLE FOUL-MOUTH. 465 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,318 MOTHER, DON'T DO THAT. 466 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:08,819 YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES. 467 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,821 THEN IT'S MY ITALIAN CLASS, 468 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,157 WHICH I'M NOT GIVING UP 469 00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:14,658 TO ARGUE WITH YOU ABOUT DATES. 470 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,528 YOU SEE THAT, MY DARLING PUSSYCAT? 471 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,530 WHAT YOU DID IS BAD. 472 00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,366 THERE'S AN IRON CURTAIN IN THIS HOUSE, MOTHER. 473 00:23:22,435 --> 00:23:25,169 WILL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT? 474 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,638 I'M TALKING ABOUT DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO. 475 00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,341 DO IT--OUT THERE IN THE GUEST HOUSE. 476 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,611 I CAN'T DO IT OUT IN THE GUEST HOUSE. 477 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:36,614 THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN I BARE MY GUTS, 478 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:39,116 YOU THINK I'M OFF MY ROCKER. 479 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,786 I DON'T THINK ANY SUCH MODERN THING. 480 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,288 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE UP THE BANJO, 481 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:45,790 WRITE FOLK SONGS-- 482 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,225 SOMETHING YOU CAN DO IN YOUR ROOM? 483 00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:49,727 GET A BATH. 484 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:51,228 GET YOURSELF TOGETHER. 485 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:52,730 AND WASH EVERYWHERE. 486 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,800 OH, YOUR SISTER'S INVITED PETER COOTES FOR DINNER. 487 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:58,803 YOUR BROTHER AND HIS WIFE-- WHAT'S HER NAME? 488 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:00,738 THEY'RE COMING IN FROM WESTPORT. 489 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:01,906 PETER WHO? 490 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,073 PETER COOTES. 491 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,575 YOU KNOW PETER COOTES. 492 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,243 OH. THE PETER COOTES. 493 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,411 OF COURSE. 494 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,979 DON'T GET SMART. 495 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,583 GET DRESSED, HUH? 496 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,252 AND COMB YOUR HAIR. 497 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,754 ALL RIGHT? 498 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,389 YEAH. 499 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,595 BIRD! 500 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,331 [GUNSHOTS] 501 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,268 I JUST WANT TO SAY, ELGAR, 502 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,270 THAT I'M PROUD OF YOU. 503 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,273 I'M GLAD YOU'RE MY BROTHER AND NOT SOMEBODY ELSE'S. 504 00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:38,275 WELL, IT'S A GREAT HOUSE. 505 00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:39,777 I THINK SOMEBODY'S 506 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,278 GOT TO BEGIN TO INTEGRATE. 507 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,281 I CAN'T. I DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT. 508 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:45,783 BUT TO THINK... 509 00:24:45,852 --> 00:24:48,285 THAT I HAVE A REALLY FORWARD-LOOKING, 510 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,788 DEVIL-MAY-CARE REVOLUTIONARY FOR MY BROTHER 511 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:53,791 MAKES ME FEEL RIGHT IN THE SWING OF THINGS. 512 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,293 I JUST HOPE YOU DON'T GET SHOT. 513 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,461 SUSAN, GOD. 514 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,897 HAVE YOUR PEOPLE PLANNED ANY RALLIES 515 00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,600 OR MARCHES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 516 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:03,801 BIRD! 517 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:09,573 ELGAR, WOULD YOU DO ME A FANTASTIC FAVOR? 518 00:25:09,642 --> 00:25:11,575 WHATEVER YOU DO, 519 00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,578 DON'T TALK ABOUT SPADES TO POOR PETER. 520 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,780 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 521 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,283 WITH THE NAPALM AND ALL THAT, 522 00:25:19,352 --> 00:25:22,419 HE'S VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT THE NEW LEFT. 523 00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:23,587 AND, ELGAR... 524 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:24,955 WHAT? 525 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,291 I LOVE HIM. 526 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,926 [SNIFFING] 527 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,261 BIRD! 528 00:25:30,329 --> 00:25:31,862 [GUNSHOTS] 529 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,398 ELGAR! 530 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:37,902 MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU TWO BURNING UP HERE? 531 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,403 WHAT IS THAT? 532 00:25:39,472 --> 00:25:40,571 [COUGH] 533 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,807 UH...MY SOCKS CAUGHT ON FIRE. 534 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,809 YOUR SOCKS CAUGHT ON FIRE. 535 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,311 WELL, PUT THEM OUT 536 00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:49,780 AND GET DOWNSTAIRS, THE BOTH OF YOU. 537 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,348 PETER'S GETTING BORED. 538 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,151 TASTE GOOD? 539 00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,591 GOD, I'D LOVE A LITTLE DEN SOMEWHERE. 540 00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:13,737 SUSAN, DEAR, YOU CANNOT GO ON 541 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,574 FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE THIS. 542 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:19,577 TELL ME A PROPER WAY TO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS, 543 00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:21,078 I'LL TRY TO DO IT. 544 00:26:21,147 --> 00:26:23,581 SUSU, YOU REALLY MUST GET A CHECKUP. 545 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,584 THIS COULD BE A CASE OF LACK OF COORDINATION. 546 00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,085 MAYBE IT'S CEREBRAL PALSY. 547 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:30,588 COULD BE YOU'RE SMOKING TOO MUCH. 548 00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:33,090 YOUNG MAN, I'LL NOT HAVE YOU 549 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:36,093 TALKING AGAINST THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY IN THIS HOUSE. 550 00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,662 HAVE YOU BOUGHT INTO TOBACCO, MR. ENDERS? 551 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:44,768 MR. COOTES... 552 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:46,270 IN SOME CIRCLES, 553 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:48,772 YOU MIGHT SAY I AM TOBACCO. 554 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,775 THAT'S REALLY COOL, MR. ENDERS. 555 00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,511 UH, WE'RE NAPALM. 556 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,548 IS THAT ALL? 557 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,416 NO. 558 00:26:59,485 --> 00:27:00,718 WE'RE, UH... 559 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:01,885 INSECTICIDE 560 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,722 AND DEODORANT AND, UH... 561 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,223 [DOOR CLOSES] 562 00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,224 MOM. 563 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,225 MOM. 564 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,226 SUSU. DAD. 565 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,395 SUSU. DAD. 566 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,896 SORRY WE'RE LATE, GANG, 567 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,398 BUT THE TRAFFIC... 568 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:15,899 OH, GOD, THE TRAFFIC... 569 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,402 PETER, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SON. 570 00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:20,904 SUSU TALKS OF NO ONE ELSE. 571 00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:22,906 THAT'S ALL SHE TALKS ABOUT-- 572 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,842 ELGAR, ELGAR, ELGAR. 573 00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:25,843 WILLIAM JR. 574 00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,344 WILLIAM JR. 575 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,345 PETER. 576 00:27:28,414 --> 00:27:30,347 NO, NO, NO. THAT'S ELGAR. 577 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:31,849 I'M WILLIAM JR. 578 00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:34,785 THIS IS WILLIAM JR. 579 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:42,760 WHY DON'T WE ALL GO IN TO DINNER. 580 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,261 WILLIAM JR.? 581 00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,230 COME ALONG, DORIS. 582 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,118 MMM. 583 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,319 MMM. 584 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:12,956 MM. 585 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:15,993 MM. 586 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,330 OH. SORRY, DAD. 587 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:21,899 THANK YOU, SON. 588 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,135 TO YOU. 589 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:26,603 THANK YOU, DAD. 590 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,580 DAD. 591 00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:37,781 HMM? 592 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,784 I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS, 593 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,787 BUT WILLIAM JR. HAS A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 594 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:44,955 SURPRISE? 595 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,490 SURPRISE, DAD. 596 00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:47,658 WHAT SURPRISE? 597 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,660 WILLIAM JR. HAS BEEN PROMOTED 598 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:53,263 TO HEAD THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 599 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:54,431 YES, DAD, 600 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,734 I'M HEADING THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 601 00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:58,235 WELL, WILLIAM JR., 602 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,271 IT'S NO MORE THAN I EXPECTED OF YOU. 603 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,475 ELGAR, 604 00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:05,976 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 605 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,478 I'M NOT DEAF, DAD. 606 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:09,279 ELGAR, ANSWER YOUR FATHER. 607 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,715 DID YOU HEAR? 608 00:29:11,784 --> 00:29:13,217 YEAH, I HEARD HIM. 609 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,219 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO, ELGAR? 610 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:17,221 ELGAR'S BOUGHT SOME REAL ESTATE, 611 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:18,722 HAVEN'T YOU, ELGAR? 612 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:19,990 SUSAN. 613 00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,226 WHERE IS THIS REAL ESTATE, ELGAR? 614 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:25,295 THE PARK SLOPE AREA, WILLIAM JR. 615 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:26,730 IT'S 2 MILES SOUTH 616 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,933 OF THE DODD-SEARS TOWNHOUSE ON CONCORD STREET. 617 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:33,036 SUSAN, TAKE THE CLIP OUT OF YOUR HAIR. 618 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,738 2 MILES SOUTH... 619 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:35,906 PARK SLOPE. 620 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:37,241 PARK SLOPE? 621 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,408 GOOD GOD. 622 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:42,246 ELGAR, ARE YOU AWARE THAT, UH... 623 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,548 THAT'S A COLORED NEIGHBORHOOD? 624 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,283 COLORED NEIGHBORHOOD. 625 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:49,253 I'M THREE DOORS FROM MOM'S CHITLIN 'N' RIB JOINT. 626 00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:50,954 OH, ELGAR. 627 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,456 WE WILL NOT DISCUSS 628 00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,958 THE REVOLTING ASPECTS OF YOUR BUSINESS VENTURE, 629 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:57,327 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 630 00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,430 WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, FOLKS? 631 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,966 WELL, PETER, UM... 632 00:30:03,035 --> 00:30:04,468 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAR, 633 00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:06,537 SINCE YOU'RE LIKELY TO MARRY MY SISTER, 634 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,539 IF SHE HASN'T TOLD YOU ALREADY. 635 00:30:08,607 --> 00:30:10,040 TOLD ME WHAT? 636 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:12,209 ELGAR, DON'T YOU DARE. 637 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,945 WE CAN'T KEEP IT SECRET ALL OUR LIVES. 638 00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,914 YOU WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH. 639 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,782 IT INVOLVES YOU AND SUSAN. 640 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:20,651 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 641 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,654 PETER, ACTUALLY, UH... 642 00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,155 OUR WHOLE FAMILY-- 643 00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:29,092 MOM, SUSU, DAD, WILLIAM JR., 644 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,661 AND GRANDFATHER HERE... 645 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:35,432 WE ARE ALL... 646 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:36,800 OCTOROONS. 647 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,105 WHAT AN UGLY THING TO SAY. 648 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,106 I'M OFFENDED. 649 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,341 OCTOROON? 650 00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,844 HEYWOOD AND EDITH ARE OUR POOR DARK RELATIONS. 651 00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:48,846 ELGAR! 652 00:30:48,914 --> 00:30:51,215 WOULD YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN YOUR CONDUCT 653 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:52,749 AT THIS TABLE TONIGHT? 654 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:54,251 DARLING, COME ON, APOLOGIZE. 655 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,854 HE MAKES NAPALM AND DEODORANT. 656 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:57,888 AND INSECTICIDE. 657 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,022 YOU LAZY, 658 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,457 NO-GOOD LIBERAL. 659 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,292 SHALL I SERVE THE FISH-- 660 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,427 WHAT? 661 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:05,762 OH. YES, BRING IN THE FISH...PLEASE. 662 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:08,465 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MR. LINCOLN. 663 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,968 IF YOU MARCH INTO THIS HOUSE 664 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,870 WITH AN ARMFUL OF PICKANINNIES, 665 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:15,272 THE BEST YOU CAN EXPECT FROM ME 666 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,808 WILL BE A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS! 667 00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:22,279 MR. ENDERS, YOU FORGOT TO FINISH YOUR SOUP. 668 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,781 UH! I'M JUST TOO UPSET, EDITH. 669 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,283 EDITH, BRING IN 670 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:29,286 SOME OF THAT WONDERFUL TROUT OF YOURS, PLEASE. 671 00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,288 I THINK THAT'LL HELP EVERYTHING. 672 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,522 THANK YOU. 673 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,425 LORD, MR. ELGAR, 674 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:38,295 YOU SURE LOVE EDITH'S COLD POTATO SOUP. 675 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,364 YOU WANT SOME MORE, SIR? 676 00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,415 THAT'S THE LAST STRAW! 677 00:31:58,484 --> 00:31:59,850 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. 678 00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:02,853 THERE'S PLENTY MORE SOUP IN THE KITCHEN 679 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:04,588 IF ANYBODY WANTS ANY. 680 00:32:04,657 --> 00:32:07,090 ELGAR, GET OUT OF THIS ROOM! 681 00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:08,325 GO! 682 00:32:10,663 --> 00:32:13,697 DO YOU KNOW WHAT NAACP MEANS? 683 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,099 NO, ELGAR. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? 684 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:19,770 IT MEANS, "NIGGERS AIN'T ALWAYS COLORED PEOPLE." 685 00:32:19,838 --> 00:32:22,272 WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT? 686 00:32:22,341 --> 00:32:24,141 HE CALLED US NIGGERS. 687 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,044 US? 688 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,727 HEYWOOD. 689 00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:46,296 KNOCK IT OFF. 690 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,807 RITA, I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 691 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,308 NO. NO, I DON'T. 692 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,810 I JUST WANT TO-- 693 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,411 RITA? I WANT TO TALK-- 694 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,414 SALLY, THE THING THAT AMAZES ME THE MOST 695 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:06,917 IS THAT MY PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND 696 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:09,419 THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY, TOTALLY ANTICHRISTIAN. 697 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:10,921 PLEASE, ELGAR, I'M SORRY. 698 00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:13,657 I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK TO YOU. 699 00:33:13,726 --> 00:33:16,393 IT'S NOT LIKE I COME AROUND WITH MY PROBLEMS-- 700 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:19,730 I HAVE TO MAKE FESTOONS FOR THE "WORTHY CAUSES" BALL. 701 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:23,333 I JUST WANT TO COME IN FOR A FEW MINUTES. 702 00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:26,503 LET ME COME IN FOR A FEW MINUTES. 703 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,110 WHO'S THAT? 704 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,678 HE'S, UM... 705 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:40,217 HE'S HELPING ME WITH THE FESTOONS. 706 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,552 OH. 707 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:43,854 AHEM. 708 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,460 YEAH, WELL, TILL I SEE YOU AGAIN, 709 00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,295 HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS 710 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,798 AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, 711 00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,266 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, 712 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,702 AND SCREW YOU, TOO. 713 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,740 HEY, YOU KNOW THAT PEACE SYMBOL THING 714 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:06,243 YOU GOT HANGING AROUND YOUR NECK-- 715 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:08,478 SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS. 716 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,614 ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY ♪ 717 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:14,484 ♪ I WANT TO LOVE YOU NOW ♪ 718 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,921 ♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SHUT OFF THE LIGHT ♪ 719 00:34:17,990 --> 00:34:21,091 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ♪ 720 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:24,494 ♪ LAY BACK AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ♪ 721 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,763 ♪ THE WAY I FEEL ♪ 722 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:30,167 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED ♪ 723 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,769 ♪ EVERYTHING IS REAL ♪ 724 00:34:32,838 --> 00:34:33,837 ♪ LET ME LOVE ♪ 725 00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,239 ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY ♪ 726 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:38,842 ♪ LET ME LOVE YOU NOW ♪ 727 00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:42,646 ♪ OH, LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY ♪ 728 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,649 ♪ LET ME SHOW YOU HOW ♪ 729 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:49,319 ♪ I'LL SHOW YOU HOW ♪ 730 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:56,193 ♪ WHOA, LET ME LOVE YOU ♪ 731 00:34:58,730 --> 00:34:59,863 ♪ WHOA! ♪♪ 732 00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,809 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 733 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:16,079 UH, HI. 734 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,247 HI. 735 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,748 UH, I'M ELGAR. 736 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,250 MY NAME'S LANIE. 737 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,486 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE? 738 00:35:28,727 --> 00:35:31,294 FANTASTIC! 739 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:33,263 WHAT'S FANTASTIC? 740 00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,899 YOU, YOUR BEING HERE, IT'S FANTASTIC. 741 00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:37,400 ARE YOU WITH V.I.S.T.A.? 742 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,936 IS THIS SOME SORT OF NEW PROGRAM? 743 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,104 V.I.S.T.A. 744 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:42,205 RIGHT. 745 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:45,008 VOLUNTEERS IN SERVICE TO AMERICA. 746 00:35:45,077 --> 00:35:47,010 VOLUNTEERS, HUH? 747 00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:49,112 YOU THINK I'M WHITE, DON'T YOU? 748 00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,519 OH, THA-- 749 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,223 THAT'S... 750 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,725 THAT'S... 751 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:04,661 WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 752 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:07,397 IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT, YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED. 753 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,568 NO, IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. 754 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,236 WELL, O.K. O.K. 755 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:14,804 LET'S JUST KEEP DANCING. 756 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,756 WELL, MY MOTHER'S IRISH, 757 00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:35,759 MY, UH, FATHER'S BLACK, 758 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,260 AND THEY GOT DIVORCED 759 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:40,497 WHEN I WAS, UH... 16 YEARS OLD. 760 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:46,269 THE COURTS SAID I SHOULD SPEND THE WINTERS WITH MY FATHER 761 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:48,772 WHEN I WAS GOING TO SCHOOL. 762 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,275 IN THE SUMMER, I, UH, LIVED WITH MY MOTHER. 763 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:55,278 SO IN THE SUMMER I WAS WHITE, 764 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:59,282 AND...AND IN THE WINTER... 765 00:36:59,351 --> 00:37:01,751 I WAS BLACK. 766 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,454 GOD, WHAT DID THAT DO TO YOU? 767 00:37:04,523 --> 00:37:07,023 I GOT VERY WISE. 768 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,229 SO, WHY DO YOU WORK THERE? 769 00:37:12,297 --> 00:37:13,730 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 770 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,732 WHY DO I WORK THERE? 771 00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:17,901 IT, UH... 772 00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:20,570 IT'S A BAR. 773 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:26,243 WELL, I LIKE IT, AND, UH... 774 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:27,410 AND WHAT? 775 00:37:27,479 --> 00:37:28,578 AND? 776 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,513 COME ON, AND WHAT? 777 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:34,884 AND NOTHING. 778 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:37,887 SO IF I WALK UP TO YOU 779 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,389 AND I SAY, 780 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:42,425 "I RECOGNIZE YOU," 781 00:37:42,494 --> 00:37:44,761 THEN, UH... 782 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:46,563 THEN WHAT? 783 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:47,764 WE RECOGNIZE... 784 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,266 RECOGNIZE SOMETHING 785 00:37:49,334 --> 00:37:51,601 THAT WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN. 786 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,836 [LAUGHS] 787 00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:55,772 I GUESS THAT DOESN'T MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE, 788 00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,007 DOES IT? 789 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,210 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 790 00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,378 29. 791 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:02,879 YOU'RE 29 YEARS OLD, 792 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,382 AND YOU STILL LIVE AT HOME? 793 00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,883 IT'S A BIG HOUSE. 794 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:10,153 OH, NO HOUSE IS THAT BIG. 795 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:22,465 WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO. 796 00:38:24,202 --> 00:38:25,235 WHERE? 797 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,936 TO MY PLACE. 798 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,409 YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT? 799 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,910 IT'S ALL RIGHT, ELGAR, 800 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:37,447 BUT TOMORROW YOU HAVE TO GO HOME. 801 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:41,751 COME ON, ELGAR, 802 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,354 I HAVE A CLASS AT 1:00. 803 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,602 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 804 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:00,704 24. 805 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:01,871 24? 806 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,039 25. 807 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:04,207 25. 808 00:39:04,276 --> 00:39:05,709 I'M 26 YEARS OLD. 809 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,712 I BELIEVED YOU WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE 24. 810 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:09,879 YOU DID? 811 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,114 YEAH. 812 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:36,506 IN HERE! 813 00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:38,007 LANDLORD, IN HERE. 814 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,175 COME ON. 815 00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:40,677 DUBOISE, WILL YOU MOVE. 816 00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,245 COME ON, HURRY UP. 817 00:39:42,314 --> 00:39:45,815 THERE'S WATER RUNNING ALL OVER MY KITCHEN. 818 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,317 OH, MY GOODNESS! 819 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:51,688 YOU'RE MAKING MORE MESS THAN WE GOT. 820 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:52,756 WHAT ARE-- 821 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:55,892 WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 822 00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:04,267 [BUZZ] 823 00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:05,702 [BUZZ] 824 00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:09,773 IS THAT O.K.? 825 00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:10,774 FINE. THANKS. 826 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:11,775 O.K.? 827 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:12,876 O.K. 828 00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,178 O.K.? 829 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:16,913 O.K. O.K. 830 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:20,283 MR. CUMBERSON! 831 00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:23,253 I WANT TO KNOW IF YOUR BELL WORKS. 832 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,554 COME ON. 833 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,556 I KNOW HE'S IN THERE. 834 00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,057 OH, YEAH. I'LL BET. 835 00:40:28,126 --> 00:40:31,027 OH, COME ON, PLEASE. 836 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,797 IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR BELL FIXED, FINE. 837 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:34,798 ALL RIGHT? 838 00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,366 ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT. 839 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:51,781 I SHOULD BE GETTING THE PLANS BACK 840 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,783 FROM THE BUILDING DEPARTMENT SOON. 841 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:57,320 AS SOON AS EVERYBODY CAN FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE, 842 00:40:57,389 --> 00:41:00,757 I CAN START WITH MOST OF THE HEAVY WORK. 843 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:01,925 UH, MARGE, 844 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:05,662 HOW AM I GOING TO GET EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE? 845 00:41:05,730 --> 00:41:08,264 I WOULDN'T SIT ON A HOT STOVE 846 00:41:08,333 --> 00:41:09,766 TILL IT HAPPENS. 847 00:41:27,352 --> 00:41:29,452 HEY, LANDLORD! 848 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,954 HEY! HOW ARE YOU? 849 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:33,456 I JUST THOUGHT I'D COME BY 850 00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,992 AND SEE YOUR HOUSE. 851 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:37,494 NOW, IN HERE, 852 00:41:37,562 --> 00:41:40,497 I'M GOING TO RIP ALL THIS OUT HERE, 853 00:41:40,565 --> 00:41:42,999 SEE, STRAIGHT THROUGH TO THE SKYLIGHT. 854 00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:46,002 IN THAT AREA, I'LL HANG A BIG CHANDELIER. 855 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,537 RIGHT. 856 00:41:47,606 --> 00:41:50,540 AND HERE I'M GOING TO PUT A PATIO. 857 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:52,542 DON'T STEP ON THIS STUFF. 858 00:41:52,611 --> 00:41:54,043 LOTS OF USED BRICK 859 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,546 AND MAYBE SOME TUBS OF FLOWERS 860 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:57,981 ALONG THE WALL HERE. 861 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,048 AND THEN-- 862 00:42:06,825 --> 00:42:08,758 RIGHT HERE IN THIS CORNER, 863 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:10,760 I THOUGHT IT'D BE WILD 864 00:42:10,829 --> 00:42:14,197 IF WE HAD SOME KIND OF FANTASTIC SCULPTURE. 865 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:16,065 THAT'D BE VERY NICE. 866 00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:18,368 OR MAYBE A BIRDBATH. 867 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,103 A BIRDBATH. 868 00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:21,271 GUESS WHAT? 869 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:22,805 WHAT? 870 00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:26,009 THEY'RE HAVING A RENT PARTY FOR ME TONIGHT. 871 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:27,877 CAN YOU COME? 872 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,179 I CAN'T. I'LL BE DANCING TONIGHT. 873 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,715 OH, GOD. I'M LATE FOR THE DENTIST. 874 00:42:32,784 --> 00:42:34,217 I GOT TO GO. 875 00:42:34,286 --> 00:42:36,586 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE DENTIST? 876 00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:39,589 I GOT THIS WICKED TOOTH BACK HERE. 877 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:42,592 I'VE ONLY HAD ONE CAVITY IN MY WHOLE LIFE. 878 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,465 THEY CAN USE SILVER IF YOU'D RATHER. 879 00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:51,968 CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE? 880 00:42:52,037 --> 00:42:55,038 HIS OFFICE IS JUST A COUPLE BLOCKS FROM HERE. 881 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,542 THIS YOUR CAR? 882 00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,744 YEAH. YEAH. 883 00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:05,281 CAN I CALL YOU TOMORROW? 884 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:06,416 O.K. 885 00:43:06,484 --> 00:43:07,951 BYE-BYE. 886 00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:09,118 BYE. 887 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,262 HEY! WHAT THE HELL 888 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:21,264 YOU DOING ON THE TOILET? 889 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,265 HEY! 890 00:43:22,334 --> 00:43:24,233 [PARTY MUSIC PLAYING] 891 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,768 HOJAMBO. 892 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:27,770 MEANING "WELCOME," PROVIDED, OF COURSE, 893 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:30,273 YOU HAVE THE NECESSARY REQUISITE--$2.00. 894 00:43:30,342 --> 00:43:31,608 PROFESSOR. 895 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,443 THANK YOU. 896 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:34,944 HOW YOU DOING? 897 00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,280 MONSIEUR LANDLORD. $5.00. 898 00:43:42,854 --> 00:43:44,520 $5.00? 899 00:43:47,859 --> 00:43:49,292 YOU AREN'T REAL, PROFESSOR. 900 00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:51,294 NOT QUALIFYING AS A SPOOK 901 00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:52,428 OR HALLUCINATION, 902 00:43:52,497 --> 00:43:54,163 I ASSURE YOU, SIR, 903 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:57,834 I'M A BIT MORE REAL THAN YOU ARE. 904 00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:22,258 HOLD IT, EVERYBODY! 905 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,360 HOLD IT NOW! 906 00:44:24,429 --> 00:44:25,862 HERE HE IS. 907 00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,296 HERE HE IS, 908 00:44:27,365 --> 00:44:28,798 OUR GUEST OF HONOR-- 909 00:44:28,867 --> 00:44:32,268 OUR WONDERFUL AND NEW LANDLORD. 910 00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:33,670 HI. 911 00:44:36,341 --> 00:44:38,107 HE, UH, UH... 912 00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,275 NOW LISTEN. 913 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,777 YOU DON'T BOTHER HIM, 914 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,445 AND HE WON'T BOTHER YOU. 915 00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,447 I'LL GET YOU A DRINK. 916 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,549 [MUSIC STARTS] 917 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:40,636 DO IT! DO IT! 918 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:41,938 DO IT! DO IT! 919 00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:43,306 WHOO! 920 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:44,674 DO IT! DO IT! 921 00:45:44,743 --> 00:45:46,309 DO IT! DO IT! 922 00:45:46,377 --> 00:45:48,244 DO IT! DO IT! 923 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,945 WHOO! 924 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,114 WHOO! 925 00:46:31,656 --> 00:46:34,157 FORM A CIRCLE! 926 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:35,324 WHOO! 927 00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:44,100 [SLOW-DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 928 00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:13,629 NOW, CHILDREN, 929 00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:15,264 HOW DO WE LIVE? 930 00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:19,168 ELGAR. 931 00:47:26,477 --> 00:47:28,511 BLACK. 932 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,146 BLACK. 933 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:31,214 BLACK. 934 00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:32,481 BLACK. 935 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:33,783 BLACK, BABY. 936 00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:35,017 BLACK. 937 00:47:35,086 --> 00:47:37,787 BABY, BLACK IS A WHOLE NEW THING. 938 00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:40,756 AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO RECKON WITH IT. 939 00:47:40,825 --> 00:47:42,758 IS IT A FAD, THOUGH? 940 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,260 SEE, THAT'S THE THING. 941 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:47,230 MAN, THAT IS NOT THE THING. 942 00:47:47,298 --> 00:47:48,965 IT'S LIKE YOU GOT A MOLE. 943 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,733 YOU GOT A MOLE RIGHT HERE. 944 00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:52,268 AND YOU'LL DO ANYTHING... 945 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:54,237 TO GET RID OF THIS MOLE. 946 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,639 BECAUSE EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T HAVE MOLES... 947 00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,641 GOT YOU TO BELIEVE IT'S REAL UGLY. 948 00:47:58,710 --> 00:47:59,742 SO YOU'D DO ANYTHING. 949 00:47:59,811 --> 00:48:01,143 YOU'D HIDE YOUR FACE. 950 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:02,144 ANYTHING-- 951 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,646 WALK IN BACKWARDS... 952 00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,214 YOU'D DO EVERYTHING. 953 00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,382 ANYTHING. 954 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:09,051 THEN ONE DAY... 955 00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:10,052 ONE DAY... 956 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,587 ONE DAY... 957 00:48:11,656 --> 00:48:12,755 MOLES ARE IN. 958 00:48:12,824 --> 00:48:15,725 MOLES ARE IN. 959 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,327 PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT THEIR EYEBROW PENCIL... 960 00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,862 MARKING THEM ON, AND YOU'VE GOT ONE... 961 00:48:19,931 --> 00:48:21,030 NATURALLY-- 962 00:48:21,099 --> 00:48:23,532 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD. 963 00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:26,202 YOU'LL KNOW WHAT PRIDE IS FOR THE FIRST TIME. 964 00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,070 FOR THE FIRST TIME. 965 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:34,043 YOU WHITEYS SCREAMING ABOUT MISCEGENATION... 966 00:48:34,112 --> 00:48:36,045 AND YOU DONE WATERED DOWN 967 00:48:36,114 --> 00:48:38,247 EVERY RACE YOU EVER ATE. 968 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:41,217 [FINGERS SNAPPING] 969 00:49:23,795 --> 00:49:25,561 HAVE MERCY, BABY. 970 00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,229 HAVE MERCY. 971 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:30,232 HAVE MERCY, HAVE MERCY. 972 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,734 HAVE MERCY! 973 00:49:31,803 --> 00:49:33,736 HAVE MERCY, BABY. 974 00:49:33,805 --> 00:49:35,738 HAVE MERCY. 975 00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:37,473 HAVE MERCY. 976 00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,758 [VOMITING] 977 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:04,600 [GAGGING SOUNDS] 978 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:15,444 [WHISTLING STARS AND STRIPES FOREVER] 979 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,795 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 980 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,463 YOU SICK? 981 00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:40,403 OOH! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 982 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:41,404 COME ON. 983 00:50:41,472 --> 00:50:42,405 HUH? 984 00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,707 I SAID COME ON. 985 00:51:00,825 --> 00:51:03,759 YOU GOT ANY MOUTHWASH? HA HA. 986 00:51:03,828 --> 00:51:05,261 IN THE BATHROOM. 987 00:51:05,329 --> 00:51:06,262 BACK THERE. 988 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:07,763 RIGHT BACK THERE? 989 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:09,165 UH-HUH. 990 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:16,272 WHERE'S COPEE? 991 00:51:16,340 --> 00:51:18,207 AW, HE'S IN JAIL. 992 00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,778 HOW COME HE'S IN JAIL? 993 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:23,779 HUH? 994 00:51:23,848 --> 00:51:25,781 HOW COME COPEE'S IN JAIL? 995 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:28,451 OH, HE HAD ANOTHER DEMONSTRATION TODAY. 996 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:37,793 SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE PUTTING EVERYBODY IN JAIL NOWADAYS. 997 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:40,296 [GARGLING] 998 00:51:40,364 --> 00:51:41,597 HMM? 999 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,599 I SAID IT SEEMS LIKE 1000 00:51:43,668 --> 00:51:45,601 EVERYBODY'S GOING TO JAIL NOWADAYS, 1001 00:51:45,670 --> 00:51:47,536 ESPECIALLY COPEE. 1002 00:51:48,873 --> 00:51:50,806 WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? 1003 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,775 THIS MORNING. 1004 00:51:56,514 --> 00:52:00,249 I DON'T KNOW. IT ALL JUST SEEMS SO STRANGE TO ME. 1005 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:03,252 I LOOK AT COPEE SOMETIMES, AND I WONDER... 1006 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:06,255 HOW DID WE GET OURSELVES INTO THIS? 1007 00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:10,493 WELL, I WAS MISS SEPIA, 1957. 1008 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:14,263 WHAT'S THAT? 1009 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,265 WELL, THAT'S LIKE MISS AMERICA 1010 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,767 OR MISS NEW YORK... 1011 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:21,270 EXCEPT IN COLOR. 1012 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:24,406 THERE'S MY TROPHY OVER THERE. 1013 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:26,775 WHAT, THIS? 1014 00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:28,310 UH-HUH. 1015 00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,279 FRANCINE MARIE JOHNSON, 1016 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:32,781 MISS SEPIA, 1957. 1017 00:52:32,850 --> 00:52:34,283 HA. 1018 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:36,952 MY MOTHER HAD IT MADE INTO A LAMP 1019 00:52:37,021 --> 00:52:38,454 FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS. 1020 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:41,524 I LIKED IT BETTER WHEN IT WAS A CUP. 1021 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,059 HA HA HA. 1022 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,796 BUT ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, 1023 00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:51,800 IT SURE HAS BEEN HARD ON ME SINCE COPEE TURNED BLACK. 1024 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,302 TURNED BLACK? 1025 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:57,806 YEAH. HE WAS SIOUX INDIAN FOR TWO YEARS. 1026 00:52:57,875 --> 00:52:59,842 AND LITTLE WALTER GEE... 1027 00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:04,246 HE GETS SO CONFUSED. 1028 00:53:04,315 --> 00:53:06,682 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK. 1029 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:12,254 YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT... 1030 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:15,257 I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO CHICAGO. 1031 00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:19,962 MAYBE CALIFORNIA. 1032 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:26,335 GO INTO THE MOVIES OR... GO ON TV OR SOMETHING. 1033 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:31,207 I'M SURE TIRED OF DOING HEADS. 1034 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:41,917 DO YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO BE ON TV? 1035 00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,854 I THINK YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. 1036 00:53:47,358 --> 00:53:50,292 YEAH, WELL, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT BY COPEE. 1037 00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,528 HE THINKS I SHOULD BE BLACKER. 1038 00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:55,631 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1039 00:53:57,068 --> 00:53:59,468 WHY IS THAT RIDICULOUS? 1040 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,806 BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 1041 00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:11,347 IT'S JUST THE RED LIGHT. 1042 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,157 OHH... 1043 00:54:22,226 --> 00:54:23,692 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1044 00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:26,262 OH, WAIT A SECOND. 1045 00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:29,098 OH, GOD. MY HEAD'S KILLING ME. 1046 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:37,273 YOU FEEL ANYTHING? 1047 00:54:37,341 --> 00:54:40,242 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FEVER. 1048 00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:46,248 [COUGHS] 1049 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,828 WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 1050 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:01,130 EXCEDRIN. 1051 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:08,937 YOU GOT A HEADACHE, TOO? 1052 00:56:57,515 --> 00:57:01,283 ♪ LET HIM HOLD YOU ♪ 1053 00:57:01,352 --> 00:57:05,788 ♪ LET HIM TOUCH YOU ♪ 1054 00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:12,327 ♪ SOON YOU'LL UNDERSTAND ♪ 1055 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:17,966 ♪ WHILE HE MAKES YOU ♪ 1056 00:57:18,035 --> 00:57:22,004 ♪ INTO A WOMAN ♪ 1057 00:57:22,072 --> 00:57:25,240 ♪ HE BECOMES ♪ 1058 00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:29,845 ♪ YOUR MAN ♪ 1059 00:57:48,499 --> 00:57:51,266 ♪ THE TENDERNESS ♪ 1060 00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:55,737 ♪ YOU LEARN TO LOVE ♪ 1061 00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:58,941 ♪ AS MEMORIES RUSH ♪ 1062 00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:01,877 ♪ THROUGH YOUR HEAD ♪ 1063 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:06,415 ♪ YOU'LL MAKE HER FEEL ♪ 1064 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:10,619 ♪ JUST LIKE A WOMAN ♪ 1065 00:58:10,688 --> 00:58:13,555 ♪ WHILE YOU BECOME ♪ 1066 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:18,627 ♪ HER MAN ♪♪ 1067 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:19,828 ELGAR. 1068 00:58:24,468 --> 00:58:26,902 ELGAR... 1069 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,238 THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. 1070 00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:38,981 BECAUSE I LOVE COPEE. 1071 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:08,210 LANIE! 1072 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,547 HI. COME ON IN. 1073 00:59:32,403 --> 00:59:33,335 [HONK] 1074 00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:34,970 [HONK] 1075 00:59:46,450 --> 00:59:48,750 [CHEERING] 1076 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,432 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND 1077 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:07,436 YOUR SUDDEN INTEREST IN THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE, DEAR. 1078 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:10,172 I MEAN, WE'RE ALL LIBERALS, BUT... 1079 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,940 OPEN HYBRIDIZATION-- 1080 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:14,443 I'M THEIR LANDLORD TILL THEY GET RELOCATED. 1081 01:00:14,511 --> 01:00:15,944 WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1082 01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,279 RED BALL! 1083 01:00:17,348 --> 01:00:18,714 OH. 1084 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:20,215 I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING 1085 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,950 THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW, MOTHER. 1086 01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:23,385 WHAT'S THAT, DEAR? 1087 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:27,022 I THINK I LOVE A GIRL WHO'S A NEGRO. 1088 01:00:30,527 --> 01:00:33,161 ELGAR, LET'S GO FOR A LITTLE DRIVE. 1089 01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:35,664 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1090 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:36,665 UH, DADDY... 1091 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:38,033 YES? 1092 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,769 WE'RE GOING FOR A DRIVE. SOMETHING'S COME UP. 1093 01:00:40,838 --> 01:00:42,204 ELGAR, 1094 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,473 A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE-- NOT ALL-- 1095 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:47,476 THERE'S GOOD BLACK PEOPLE AS WELL AS GOOD WHITE PEOPLE. 1096 01:00:47,544 --> 01:00:49,077 I'VE ALWAYS TAUGHT YOU THAT. 1097 01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:52,114 BUT SOME LIVE TO SET TRAPS FOR RICH WHITE WOMEN. 1098 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:54,983 I'M NOT A RICH WHITE WOMAN, MOTHER. 1099 01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,485 I KNOW THAT, DEAR. 1100 01:00:56,553 --> 01:00:59,488 I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1101 01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:00,922 DIDN'T WE ALL GO TOGETHER 1102 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:03,091 TO SEE GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER? 1103 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,426 YEAH. 1104 01:01:04,495 --> 01:01:06,928 IT'S JUST, ELGAR, YOU HAVE TO REALIZE 1105 01:01:06,997 --> 01:01:08,930 ALL NEGROES ARE NOT LIKE THAT. 1106 01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,932 YOU SOUND LIKE A SEGREGATIONIST. 1107 01:01:11,001 --> 01:01:13,435 I THINK YOU HAVE A CASTRATION COMPLEX. 1108 01:01:13,504 --> 01:01:16,438 YOU HAVE A CASTRATION COMPLEX. I CAN'T HAVE ONE. 1109 01:01:16,507 --> 01:01:17,939 IT ISN'T PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE. 1110 01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,942 A CASTRATION COMPLEX IS ONE OF THE CROSSES 1111 01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,944 A LIBERATED FEMALE MUST BEAR! 1112 01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:25,180 YOU THINK I'M A LIBERATOR, DEAR? 1113 01:01:25,249 --> 01:01:27,182 JOYCE, YOU ARE A LIBERATED, 1114 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:30,185 AGGRESSIVE, BUTCH AMERICAN BROAD. 1115 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:34,623 DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T LOVE YOU. 1116 01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:39,194 WHAT DOES IT MEAN, DEAR? 1117 01:01:39,263 --> 01:01:43,899 IT MEANS I'M GOING TO DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY DAMN LIFE. 1118 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:50,639 SO... 1119 01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:53,809 YOU'RE GOING TO MARRY A NEGRESS. HA HA. 1120 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,916 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR SHE'S VERY LIGHT. 1121 01:02:00,984 --> 01:02:03,518 SON, DO ME A FAVOR. MAKE SURE. 1122 01:02:03,587 --> 01:02:05,520 OH, MOTHER. I DON'T CARE. 1123 01:02:05,589 --> 01:02:06,922 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 1124 01:02:06,990 --> 01:02:09,925 WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO MY HOUSE 1125 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,927 AND HELP ME PLAN WHAT TO DO? 1126 01:02:11,995 --> 01:02:13,428 ME, YOUR CASTRATED MOTHER? 1127 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:15,931 WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO TO HELP? 1128 01:02:15,999 --> 01:02:18,133 JUST HELP ME PLAN IT. 1129 01:02:18,202 --> 01:02:21,136 YOU CAN PICK OUT THE DRAPES, UH, WALLPAPER, 1130 01:02:21,205 --> 01:02:22,637 STUFF LIKE THAT. 1131 01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:23,972 HUH? 1132 01:02:25,476 --> 01:02:26,475 HUH? 1133 01:02:28,011 --> 01:02:29,945 YOU ONLY HAVE TO ASK, DEAR. 1134 01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:32,948 THAT'S ALL YOU'VE EVER HAD TO DO. 1135 01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:37,452 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT GIRL, DEAR. 1136 01:02:37,521 --> 01:02:39,454 IF SHE'S PUTTING YOU ON, 1137 01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:42,290 SHE'S MOST LIKELY ONLY JEWISH. 1138 01:02:51,034 --> 01:02:54,369 HEYWOOD, I SHOULDN'T BE LONG. 1139 01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,413 LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 1140 01:03:05,482 --> 01:03:07,349 COME ON. GO ON, GO ON! 1141 01:03:12,089 --> 01:03:14,923 [CLANGING] 1142 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:18,593 IF YOU WANT THE POLICE, THEY GONE ALREADY. 1143 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:19,928 UH... 1144 01:03:19,997 --> 01:03:21,463 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 1145 01:03:21,532 --> 01:03:23,198 I'M MRS. ENDERS. 1146 01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:25,934 OH. 1147 01:03:26,003 --> 01:03:28,036 THE LANDLORD'S WIFE? 1148 01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,472 HA HA HA. WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1149 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:31,907 I'M HIS MOTHER. 1150 01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:33,942 OH! 1151 01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:36,144 HA HA. 1152 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:38,146 I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME. 1153 01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:39,447 MARGE. 1154 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,449 JUST CALL ME MARGE. 1155 01:03:41,518 --> 01:03:42,450 MARGE. 1156 01:03:42,519 --> 01:03:44,452 WHAT'S YOUR NAME, DEAR? 1157 01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:46,454 SAME AS MY SON'S-- ENDERS. 1158 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:47,989 OH. 1159 01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:49,457 HA HA HA. 1160 01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:51,459 WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME? 1161 01:03:51,528 --> 01:03:52,961 JOYCE. 1162 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,262 NICE. 1163 01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:55,597 WHAT YOU GOT THERE, JOYCE? 1164 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:57,165 OH... 1165 01:03:57,234 --> 01:04:00,101 OH, I WAS JUST BROWSING THROUGH HOUSE BEAUTIFUL, 1166 01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,104 AND I CAME ACROSS THIS MATERIAL FOR DRAPES. 1167 01:04:03,173 --> 01:04:06,074 I THOUGHT I'D DROP OVER AND MEASURE THE WINDOWS 1168 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,743 AND HAVE SOME MADE UP FOR ELGAR 1169 01:04:08,812 --> 01:04:10,745 FOR A HOUSEWARMING GIFT, BUT... 1170 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:13,415 ISN'T THAT THOUGHTFUL? I SEW. 1171 01:04:13,483 --> 01:04:14,683 YOU DO? 1172 01:04:14,751 --> 01:04:17,686 MM-HMM. I MADE ALL THE DESIGNS 1173 01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:20,722 FOR RUBY RANDALL'S FASHION SHOW AT THE ROCK OF AGES. 1174 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,424 YOU DID? 1175 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:25,026 MM-HMM. SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR WINE 1176 01:04:25,095 --> 01:04:26,728 BEFORE THE ICE CUBES MELT. 1177 01:04:26,797 --> 01:04:28,697 FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS APARTMENT, 1178 01:04:28,765 --> 01:04:31,099 I WOULD SAY THE WATER COMES IN SECONDHAND. 1179 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,400 [THROATY LAUGHTER] 1180 01:04:39,276 --> 01:04:40,275 MMM. 1181 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,612 GOOD. VERY GOOD. 1182 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,781 TRY THIS. THIS'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF. 1183 01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:48,950 WHY DOES IT FOAM LIKE THAT? 1184 01:04:49,019 --> 01:04:50,452 IS THAT CARBONATED? 1185 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:51,453 UH-UH. 1186 01:04:51,521 --> 01:04:52,954 IT'S JUST RUTHLESS. 1187 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:54,956 IT'S RUTHLESS! 1188 01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:57,826 LISTEN, WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE LUNCH? 1189 01:04:57,895 --> 01:05:00,395 I GOT SOME HAM HOCKS, SOME GREENS... 1190 01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:03,765 I NEVER EAT LUNCH. IT'S MY OWN DIET. NEVER. 1191 01:05:03,834 --> 01:05:05,400 HONEY... 1192 01:05:05,469 --> 01:05:08,403 YOU BETTER SIT DOWN AND HAVE SOME LUNCH. 1193 01:05:08,472 --> 01:05:11,273 HOW YOU WHITE FOLKS GOING TO DEFEND YOURSELF 1194 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:12,774 IF YOU DON'T EAT? 1195 01:05:12,843 --> 01:05:14,442 HA HA HA HA! 1196 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:18,914 WHAT IS THAT? 1197 01:05:18,982 --> 01:05:20,548 POT LIQUOR. 1198 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,417 POT? POT LI-- 1199 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:23,919 POT. POT LIQUOR. 1200 01:05:23,987 --> 01:05:26,655 UH, JUICE FROM THE GREENS. 1201 01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:28,089 OH! 1202 01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:32,127 PUTS LEAD IN YOUR PENCIL. 1203 01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:35,931 LEAD IN MY PENCIL? 1204 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:37,432 OH, HO HO! 1205 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:41,436 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 1206 01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:43,738 MMM! OH, BOY. 1207 01:05:46,009 --> 01:05:47,442 JOYCE, 1208 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:50,445 YOU COULD GET AT THOSE HOCKS A LITTLE BETTER 1209 01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:52,480 IF YOU TAKE YOUR GLOVES OFF. 1210 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:57,552 OH, GOD. MY GLOVES! 1211 01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:01,890 AH...ACTUALLY, I'VE TAKEN UP REIMBODIMENT. 1212 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,391 REIMBODIMENT? 1213 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:04,626 WHAT'S THAT? 1214 01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,561 YOU'LL NEVER GUESS. 1215 01:06:06,630 --> 01:06:07,562 HA. 1216 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,397 DON'T COUNT ON IT. 1217 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,900 OH, YES! 1218 01:06:11,969 --> 01:06:14,336 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1219 01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:19,240 I DID SOMETHING VERY NAUGHTY THIS MORNING. 1220 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:21,242 YOU DID? WHAT DID YOU DO? 1221 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,444 GUESS. 1222 01:06:23,981 --> 01:06:25,914 YOU DIRTIED ON THE FLOOR. 1223 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:27,015 HA! AH HA! 1224 01:06:27,084 --> 01:06:28,183 NO! 1225 01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:30,418 NO! 1226 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:31,419 GOD! 1227 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,688 WELL, NOW, GIVE ME TWO MORE GUESSES. 1228 01:06:33,757 --> 01:06:35,323 HELL NO! 1229 01:06:35,392 --> 01:06:37,359 HOO HOO! 1230 01:06:37,427 --> 01:06:41,930 HA HA HA. HA HA HA. 1231 01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,932 OHH... 1232 01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:45,433 TELL US. 1233 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:46,935 OH, IT'S FUNNY. 1234 01:06:47,004 --> 01:06:48,436 WHAT? 1235 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,439 I FORGOT... WHAT I DID THIS MORNING. 1236 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,208 ISN'T THAT FUNNY? 1237 01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:57,445 IT'S A WONDER YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU ARE, HONEY. 1238 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:58,947 YOU ON YOUR SECOND JUG. 1239 01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:01,816 LET ME POUR YOU ANOTHER LITTLE NIP HERE. 1240 01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:03,318 IT WASN'T IMPORTANT ANYWAY. 1241 01:07:03,387 --> 01:07:04,619 NO. 1242 01:07:06,623 --> 01:07:08,390 SO, UH... 1243 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,325 AS I WAS SAYING. 1244 01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:13,161 YOU KNOW... 1245 01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,398 I WAS VERY...POPULAR 1246 01:07:16,466 --> 01:07:18,500 WHEN I WAS YOUNG. 1247 01:07:21,471 --> 01:07:25,407 AND ALL THE YOUNG MEN WERE SO ATTRACTIVE. 1248 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:26,541 OH! 1249 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,346 OH, GOD. 1250 01:07:32,983 --> 01:07:34,949 AND MY HUSBAND... 1251 01:07:36,453 --> 01:07:37,986 TELL US. 1252 01:07:40,991 --> 01:07:44,225 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE I MARRIED. 1253 01:07:45,295 --> 01:07:47,862 LAST NIGHT I-- I, UH... 1254 01:07:47,931 --> 01:07:49,597 [TUNING PIANO] 1255 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,567 ELGAR, WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU? 1256 01:07:54,504 --> 01:07:55,804 NOTHING. 1257 01:07:58,008 --> 01:07:59,874 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NOTHING? 1258 01:07:59,943 --> 01:08:01,476 AH, JUST, UH... 1259 01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,512 ELGAR, SAY IT. 1260 01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:18,927 SHIT. 1261 01:08:18,995 --> 01:08:21,896 [SLURRED VOICE] NOW WHAT IS THE MATTER? 1262 01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:25,500 I FORGOT MY LUCKY NUMBER AGAIN. 1263 01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:28,169 18. 1264 01:08:29,773 --> 01:08:30,705 18. 1265 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:31,773 18. 1266 01:08:33,477 --> 01:08:36,845 AND YOUR NOTE-- YOUR NOTE IS E-FLAT. 1267 01:08:40,851 --> 01:08:43,585 ♪ WHOO ♪ 1268 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,320 MORE. MORE... 1269 01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:48,323 WHEN DO I HIT THIS NOTE? 1270 01:08:49,993 --> 01:08:51,926 YOU HIT IT ANYTIME YOU LIKE. 1271 01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:54,095 IT'S YOURS. 1272 01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:55,663 ♪ OOH ♪ 1273 01:08:55,732 --> 01:08:59,501 ♪ OOH ♪♪ ♪ OOH ♪♪ 1274 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:02,470 [STRIKES NOTE] 1275 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,906 MMM...MMM. 1276 01:09:04,975 --> 01:09:06,875 LISTEN, NOW, NOW, NOW, 1277 01:09:06,943 --> 01:09:09,377 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY. 1278 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,380 I'LL MAKE THE DRAPES AND... 1279 01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:15,383 I'LL... GET THE MATERIAL. 1280 01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:18,887 WON'T CHARGE NOTHING LIKE THE DECORATOR. 1281 01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:21,890 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THANK YOU. HERE. 1282 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:23,391 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1283 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,393 HERE, TAKE THIS CHARGER PLATE, HONEY. 1284 01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:27,395 GET WHAT YOU NEED. JUST--I-- 1285 01:09:27,464 --> 01:09:31,900 TAKE...A SWATCH OF THAT MATERIAL AND GET WHAT YOU WANT. 1286 01:09:31,968 --> 01:09:35,270 I'M GOING HOME. GOD... WHEREVER THAT IS. 1287 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,106 OHH... 1288 01:09:38,175 --> 01:09:41,910 WANT ME TO WRAP UP A COUPLE OF THESE HAM HOCKS FOR YOU? 1289 01:09:41,978 --> 01:09:43,912 UH, NO. I'LL JUST, UH... 1290 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,914 PUT 'EM IN MY BAG. 1291 01:09:45,982 --> 01:09:47,415 WELL, ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 1292 01:09:47,484 --> 01:09:49,918 SINCE YOU ENJOYED THEM SO MUCH. 1293 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:52,921 HERE. TAKE THREE. I GOT PLENTY MORE. 1294 01:09:52,989 --> 01:09:54,422 STAY COOL, MARGE. 1295 01:09:54,491 --> 01:09:56,824 MM-HMM. CAN YOU MAKE IT DOWN? 1296 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:57,892 STAY COOL. 1297 01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:08,369 HEY...WOOD! 1298 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:42,503 MY MOUTH IS SO DRY. 1299 01:10:42,572 --> 01:10:44,973 WHY IS MY MOUTH SO DRY? 1300 01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:46,107 OHH... 1301 01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:48,042 HI. 1302 01:10:48,111 --> 01:10:49,477 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 1303 01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:51,479 HI. GOT A LOT OF RESERVATIONS? 1304 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,481 YEAH. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOT. 1305 01:10:53,550 --> 01:10:54,549 GOOD. 1306 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:11,933 ANYTIME YOU LEAVE PERFUME, LIPSTICK, 1307 01:11:12,002 --> 01:11:13,434 ANYTHING LIKE THAT AROUND, MAN, 1308 01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:15,436 YOU KNOW, LIKE, NOBODY SEES IT. 1309 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:18,840 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. CHICKS JUST GO BLIND. 1310 01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,775 TRY, UM, MISS THING. 1311 01:11:20,844 --> 01:11:23,011 SHE HAD A DATE LAST NIGHT. 1312 01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:25,346 MISS THING, YOU SEEN MY PERFUME? 1313 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:28,349 I THINK WE OUGHT TO CHECK HER POCKETBOOK. 1314 01:11:28,418 --> 01:11:31,452 NO, I DON'T THINK YOU'D BETTER CHECK MY POCKETBOOK! 1315 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,021 GIVE THIS POCKETBOOK TO ME. 1316 01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:34,956 OH, LOOK AT HER. 1317 01:11:35,025 --> 01:11:37,859 LISTEN, YOU RAGGEDY ASS BLACK BITCH, 1318 01:11:37,927 --> 01:11:39,961 DON'T YOU MESS WITH ME. 1319 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:41,462 LISTEN, YOU HIGH-YELLOW HEIFER, 1320 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:44,966 YOU HAVE TO GET A LOT BLACKER AND A LOT BADDER 1321 01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:47,535 TO STAND THERE AND CALL ME A BLACK BITCH. 1322 01:11:47,604 --> 01:11:49,304 GET SOMETHING STRAIGHTENED OUT, HONEY. 1323 01:11:49,372 --> 01:11:52,473 'CAUSE YOU GOT ONE OF THEM LITTLE BLUE-EYED WONDERS 1324 01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:54,809 DON'T MEAN A FUCKING THING TO ME. 1325 01:11:54,878 --> 01:11:57,845 ♪ YOU CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR 40 HOURS ♪ 1326 01:11:57,914 --> 01:11:59,547 ♪ IN A 24-HOUR DAY... ♪ 1327 01:12:28,278 --> 01:12:29,677 ♪ YOU BE DIRTY ♪ 1328 01:12:29,746 --> 01:12:31,145 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE DIRTY ♪ 1329 01:12:31,214 --> 01:12:32,180 ♪ BABY ♪ 1330 01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:33,181 ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1331 01:12:33,249 --> 01:12:34,349 ♪ YOU BE DIRTY ♪ 1332 01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:35,983 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA BE DIRTY ♪ 1333 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:36,984 ♪ BABY ♪ 1334 01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:38,386 ♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪ 1335 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:39,454 ♪ YOU BE DIRTY ♪ 1336 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,755 ♪ WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU? ♪ 1337 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:41,789 ♪ BABY ♪ 1338 01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:43,424 ♪ DO ME, DO ME RIGHT ♪ 1339 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:45,526 ♪ WHAT KINDA MAN ARE YOU ♪ 1340 01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:46,728 ♪ BABY ♪ 1341 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,663 ♪ TO STAY OUT ALL NIGHT LONG? ♪♪ 1342 01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:49,964 YOU'RE EARLY. 1343 01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:51,032 YEAH. 1344 01:12:55,038 --> 01:12:56,671 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1345 01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,140 HUH? 1346 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,074 NOTHING. 1347 01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:01,342 NOTHING. 1348 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,580 NOTHING? 1349 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:12,920 WHAT, UH... 1350 01:13:12,989 --> 01:13:14,989 I QUIT MY JOB. 1351 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:24,465 YOU QUIT YOUR JOB? 1352 01:13:27,370 --> 01:13:28,803 THAT'S RIGHT. 1353 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,740 WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 1354 01:13:32,809 --> 01:13:35,777 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO, ELGAR. 1355 01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,946 I JUST DON'T KNOW, SO LEAVE ME ALONE! 1356 01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:43,151 HEY, W-WHAT HAPPENED? 1357 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,121 DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 1358 01:13:51,027 --> 01:13:52,927 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1359 01:13:56,032 --> 01:13:58,032 GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG? 1360 01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:10,738 [THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER PLAYS] 1361 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:11,365 SO, MY DEAR, 1362 01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:14,902 IF WE CAN RAISE 150,000 FOR LAURA'S THING NEXT MONTH, 1363 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:18,906 WE'VE GOT THE COOPERATION OF ST. ANDREWS AND THAT WHOLE BUNCH. 1364 01:16:18,975 --> 01:16:21,909 JOYCE, DARLING, LILY'S BEING MOVED TO MERCY HOSPITAL. 1365 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,411 IT LOOKS VERY BAD. 1366 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:24,912 IT'S A MATTER OF TIME. 1367 01:16:24,981 --> 01:16:26,914 OH, POOR LILY! 1368 01:16:26,983 --> 01:16:29,917 I DON'T SEE WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH IT. 1369 01:16:29,986 --> 01:16:31,919 SHE'S NOT ON THE COMMITTEE. 1370 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:34,922 I KNOW, BUT IF LILY PASSES AWAY, DEAR, 1371 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:37,925 THE FUNERAL WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE MESS. 1372 01:16:37,994 --> 01:16:39,927 JOYCE, ISN'T THAT ELGAR COMING IN? 1373 01:16:39,996 --> 01:16:41,495 OH, THANK GOD. 1374 01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:42,930 ELGAR! 1375 01:16:42,999 --> 01:16:44,131 ELGAR. 1376 01:16:45,168 --> 01:16:47,935 UH, ELGAR! 1377 01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:49,704 WHAT IS THIS COSTUME? 1378 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,807 DID YOU COME ALL THE WAY HERE TO EMBARRASS ME? 1379 01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:55,443 WHO IS THAT? IS THAT BUNNY OLIVER? 1380 01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:57,445 NO, MOTHER, THIS IS LANIE. 1381 01:16:57,513 --> 01:16:59,614 I TOLD YOU ABOUT LANIE. 1382 01:16:59,682 --> 01:17:01,782 WHAT DID YOU TELL ME? 1383 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:03,751 THAT I THOUGHT I WAS IN LOVE. 1384 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,587 COME MEET MR. AND MRS. DORY AND THEIR DAUGHTER 1385 01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:08,089 ALL THE WAY FROM VIRGINIA. 1386 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,658 EXCUSE ME, DEAR. SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 1387 01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:13,728 MOTHER, SCREW MR. AND MRS. DORY AND THEIR DAUGHTER, 1388 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,229 AND SCREW VIRGINIA! 1389 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:17,064 MOTHER, YOUR COMMITTEE IS WAIVING COCKTAILS. 1390 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:19,533 I THINK THINGS ARE FALLING APART. 1391 01:17:20,903 --> 01:17:23,270 OH, MY GOD! 1392 01:17:23,339 --> 01:17:25,706 ELGAR, I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME. 1393 01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:27,742 YEAH, HI, SUSU. HOW ARE YOU? 1394 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:30,311 THIS IS LANIE. THIS IS MY SISTER SUSAN. 1395 01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:31,345 DIVINE. HELLO. 1396 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,847 ELGAR, PETER'S HERE. 1397 01:17:32,915 --> 01:17:35,850 HE'S MARVELOUS, AND HE'S DYING TO SEE YOU. 1398 01:17:35,918 --> 01:17:37,852 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 1399 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:38,853 ELGAR. 1400 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,054 HEY, WILLIAM JR. 1401 01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:41,555 WE'RE LOOKING FOR OSCAR. 1402 01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:43,057 HAVE YOU SEEN OSCAR? 1403 01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:45,092 THE ONE WHO CARRIES THE FLAG. 1404 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:47,161 I DON'T KNOW AN OSCAR. 1405 01:17:47,230 --> 01:17:49,096 LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET-- 1406 01:17:49,165 --> 01:17:51,265 DORIS, I WANT YOU TO-- 1407 01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:52,500 ELGAR. 1408 01:17:52,568 --> 01:17:55,302 OH, YES. SCOTCH AND SODA ON THE ROCKS. 1409 01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:56,804 YOU WANT SOMETHING? 1410 01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,506 ELGAR, IT'S PETER! 1411 01:18:00,443 --> 01:18:01,876 PETER BO JANGLES COON. 1412 01:18:01,944 --> 01:18:04,378 OH. DO A LITTLE DANCE FOR US. 1413 01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:06,380 AND YOU'RE SHIRLEY TEMPLE, RIGHT? 1414 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:09,050 YEAH, I'M SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 1415 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:11,252 ELGAR, PETER AND I ARE ENGAGED. 1416 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,887 OH, CONGRATULATIONS. 1417 01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:14,722 PETER-- 1418 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:15,923 SUSAN. 1419 01:18:15,992 --> 01:18:19,326 SUSAN, STOP THAT EXHIBITION. 1420 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,398 [SUSAN] WE'RE GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE. 1421 01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:25,900 ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1422 01:18:25,968 --> 01:18:27,902 DAD. DAD! 1423 01:18:27,970 --> 01:18:28,903 DAD? 1424 01:18:28,971 --> 01:18:29,904 HUH? 1425 01:18:29,972 --> 01:18:31,906 I WANT YOU TO MEET LANIE. 1426 01:18:31,974 --> 01:18:33,407 THIS IS MY FATHER. 1427 01:18:33,476 --> 01:18:35,076 HOW DO YOU DO? 1428 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:36,577 HOW DO YOU DO? 1429 01:18:36,646 --> 01:18:39,580 ISN'T THAT A GREAT COSTUME HE'S GOT ON? 1430 01:18:39,649 --> 01:18:41,582 THANK YOU. UH, YOURS, TOO. 1431 01:18:41,651 --> 01:18:43,651 WELL, BEFORE YOU GET TOO DRUNK, 1432 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,720 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 1433 01:18:45,788 --> 01:18:47,288 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, DEAR. 1434 01:18:47,356 --> 01:18:48,422 CERTAINLY. 1435 01:18:48,491 --> 01:18:50,925 WE'LL FIND A PLACE WITH LESS NOISE. 1436 01:18:50,993 --> 01:18:52,727 DAD, WAIT A SECOND. 1437 01:18:52,795 --> 01:18:54,228 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1438 01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:55,663 NO, NO, COME ON-- 1439 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:05,873 I TOOK A DRIVE PAST THAT HOUSE OF YOURS 1440 01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:07,875 IN THAT DREADFUL SLUM, 1441 01:19:07,944 --> 01:19:10,377 AND UPON INVESTIGATING YOUR RENT RECORDS-- 1442 01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:13,380 IF YOU CAN CALL THEM RECORDS-- 1443 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:15,883 I DISCOVERED THAT YOU, UH... 1444 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:17,885 GET NO RENT FROM THOSE HOODLUMS. 1445 01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:19,386 YEAH, DAD. I, UH-- 1446 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:21,388 THERE'S ONE SUBLET THAT GOES UNDER 1447 01:19:21,457 --> 01:19:23,390 THE DUBIOUS TITLE OF THE CUMBERSONS 1448 01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:26,393 WHO HASN'T PAID RENT IN OVER A YEAR. 1449 01:19:26,462 --> 01:19:27,895 THEY'RE AN ELDERLY COUPLE. 1450 01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:29,897 THEY HAVE NO FUNDS, NO RELATIONS-- 1451 01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:31,899 SON, I THINK YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE GUTS 1452 01:19:31,968 --> 01:19:33,901 TO ASK THEM FOR THE RENT. 1453 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:37,138 THEY'RE TOO OLD AND SICK TO EVEN COME OUTSIDE, DAD. 1454 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,639 IS THAT SO? 1455 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:39,740 YEAH. 1456 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:42,243 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT JUST AFRAID? 1457 01:19:42,311 --> 01:19:44,245 I MEAN, IN CASE YOU ASK THEM 1458 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:47,414 FOR SOME OF THAT BACK RENT, MAYBE TWO MONTHS' WORTH, 1459 01:19:47,483 --> 01:19:50,918 THAT THEY MIGHT NOT RIOT AND BURN THAT ROACH TRAP DOWN? 1460 01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:53,420 ALL RIGHT, DAD. 1461 01:19:53,489 --> 01:19:56,423 LET'S SEE HOW HEARTLESS YOU CAN REALLY BE. 1462 01:19:56,492 --> 01:19:58,592 YOU'RE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? 1463 01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:03,430 YOU LISTEN TO THAT OLD MAN'S POOR, PATHETIC VOICE 1464 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:04,932 AND DEMAND MONEY FROM HIM. 1465 01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:06,934 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CIVILIZED CONVERSATION 1466 01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:10,337 ABOUT THE ISSUES OF THIS DISGUSTING BUSINESS VENTURE. 1467 01:20:10,406 --> 01:20:12,940 THERE'S GOT TO BE LAW AND ORDER. 1468 01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:14,441 NOW SIT DOWN. 1469 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:16,944 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SIT DOWN, GENERAL, UH... 1470 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:18,946 W-WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS 1471 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,448 WITH YOUR FRUIT SALAD AND EVERYTHING. 1472 01:20:21,517 --> 01:20:26,453 MARGE? WILL YOU TRY AND GET MR. CUMBERSON TO THE PHONE, PLEASE? 1473 01:20:26,522 --> 01:20:27,588 I'M-- 1474 01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:30,191 WHAT? 1475 01:20:30,259 --> 01:20:31,692 OH, NO, NO! 1476 01:20:31,761 --> 01:20:33,460 ARE THEY DEAD? 1477 01:20:33,529 --> 01:20:35,963 OH, HOLY SHIT. 1478 01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:37,464 UH... 1479 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:38,966 YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER. 1480 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:40,734 SON OF A-- 1481 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:45,372 HEY, DID THE JOINT BURN DOWN? 1482 01:20:49,545 --> 01:20:51,178 HEY, MAN... 1483 01:20:52,915 --> 01:20:54,181 FOR YOUR TROUBLES. 1484 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,282 MARGE? 1485 01:21:02,491 --> 01:21:04,058 HI, SUGAR. 1486 01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:09,430 WHAT HAPPENED TO, UH, THE... 1487 01:21:09,498 --> 01:21:11,532 WELL, I--I THINK THE CUMBERSONS 1488 01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:14,535 GOT A NEW LEASE ON LIFE OR SOMETHING, 1489 01:21:14,604 --> 01:21:16,036 AND THEY'RE GONE. THEY-- 1490 01:21:16,105 --> 01:21:17,938 THE RADIATORS. WHERE ARE THE RADIATORS? 1491 01:21:18,007 --> 01:21:20,441 YOU DIDN'T WANT THOSE OLD RADIATORS ANYHOW. 1492 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:23,577 A JUNKMAN CAN GET YOU PLENTY OF RADIATORS. 1493 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:27,448 OH, BEAUTIFUL. THEY TOOK THE STOVE! 1494 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:29,450 THAT--THAT-- W-WHY NOT? 1495 01:21:29,518 --> 01:21:31,018 WHY NOT TAKE THE STOVE? 1496 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:37,391 PLACE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN TOMB. 1497 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:42,463 I JUST CAME OUT THE CAN...AGAIN. 1498 01:21:42,531 --> 01:21:45,432 I BEEN FIGHTING THE MAN OUT HERE IN THE STREETS 1499 01:21:45,501 --> 01:21:46,467 SINCE I WAS 7. 1500 01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:48,969 I CAME OUT THE HOUSE AND SMELLED PAINT. 1501 01:21:49,038 --> 01:21:50,471 HE'S FIXING HIS PLACE. 1502 01:21:50,539 --> 01:21:51,972 HE'S FIXING HIS PLACE 1503 01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:53,974 IN A PLACE WHERE THERE'S POOR PEOPLE 1504 01:21:54,043 --> 01:21:55,976 SITTING OUT HERE IN THE STREET. 1505 01:21:56,045 --> 01:21:58,379 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 1506 01:22:32,081 --> 01:22:33,747 TA-DA! 1507 01:22:33,816 --> 01:22:34,782 HI. 1508 01:22:34,850 --> 01:22:36,450 UH-UH! NO, NO, NO! 1509 01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:37,952 STAY THERE. STAY THERE. 1510 01:22:38,020 --> 01:22:40,354 I HAVE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 1511 01:22:40,423 --> 01:22:41,355 LISTEN, HONEY, 1512 01:22:41,424 --> 01:22:44,224 LET ME TURN THIS DOWN A SMIDGEN. 1513 01:22:44,293 --> 01:22:46,961 YEAH. COME ON, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 1514 01:22:47,029 --> 01:22:48,963 HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? 1515 01:22:49,031 --> 01:22:51,365 OH, YEAH! 1516 01:22:51,434 --> 01:22:52,666 THAT'S WILD. 1517 01:22:52,735 --> 01:22:54,301 RECOGNIZE ANYBODY? 1518 01:22:54,370 --> 01:22:56,303 AND I GOT SOMETHING ELSE. 1519 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:58,472 IT'S LITTLE, BUT KIND OF SPECIAL. 1520 01:22:58,541 --> 01:22:59,873 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 1521 01:23:01,744 --> 01:23:04,678 OH, GEE, HON, I CAN'T GET OVER EVERYTHING. 1522 01:23:04,747 --> 01:23:06,413 I REALLY CAN'T. 1523 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,916 IT'S LIKE I TOLD YOU-- 1524 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,418 A LITTLE PAINT 1525 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:14,021 AND SOME CURTAINS AND... 1526 01:23:14,090 --> 01:23:15,422 WELL... 1527 01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,558 A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS. 1528 01:23:19,729 --> 01:23:22,730 AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A REAL NICE PLACE. 1529 01:23:25,001 --> 01:23:29,003 HEY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN OPEN UP MY GIFT. 1530 01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,848 IT'S AN EGG! 1531 01:23:40,916 --> 01:23:42,449 THAT'S RIGHT. 1532 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:00,901 UH...COULD YOU TELL ME 1533 01:24:00,970 --> 01:24:02,903 WHERE I MIGHT FIND MR. ENDERS? 1534 01:24:02,972 --> 01:24:05,506 THE LANDLORD LIVES IN THE BASEMENT, LADY. 1535 01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:10,144 HI, MOTHER. HOW ARE YOU? COME ON IN. 1536 01:24:15,985 --> 01:24:21,422 ELGAR, I WANT THIS ENTIRE POVERTY PROGRAM THAT YOU'RE ON DROPPED. 1537 01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:22,923 UH, MOTHER, YOU-- 1538 01:24:22,992 --> 01:24:25,926 NO, NO. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE WITHIN THE WEEK. 1539 01:24:25,995 --> 01:24:28,929 MOTHER, YOU WILL NOT WALK INTO MY HOUSE 1540 01:24:28,998 --> 01:24:30,431 AND ORDER ME ABOUT. 1541 01:24:30,499 --> 01:24:32,933 AND ANOTHER THING-- TELL THAT MARGE UPSTAIRS 1542 01:24:33,002 --> 01:24:34,935 I WANT MY CHARGER PLATE BACK. 1543 01:24:35,004 --> 01:24:36,437 WHAT CHARGER PLATE? 1544 01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:37,938 DON'T YOU CHARGER PLATE ME. 1545 01:24:38,007 --> 01:24:39,440 THAT'S MY DRAPERY MATERIAL! 1546 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:41,442 SHE'S OUTFITTED THE ENTIRE PLANTATION. 1547 01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:43,444 MOTHER, DON'T CALL THIS A PLANTATION. 1548 01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,478 YOU DUMB CLUCK. 1549 01:24:44,547 --> 01:24:45,646 WHAT? 1550 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:47,648 YOU REALLY AREN'T CONCERNED, ARE YOU, 1551 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:49,450 THAT YOU WALKED BOLDLY 1552 01:24:49,518 --> 01:24:52,453 INTO THE SPINAL MENINGITIS SUMMER FESTIVAL BALL 1553 01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:53,954 AT WHICH I BEGGED YOU-- 1554 01:24:54,023 --> 01:24:55,456 I BEGGED YOU TO COME 1555 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:58,425 IN A COSTUME OF A DEAD AMERICAN HERO! 1556 01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,694 WELL, SUSU CAME DRESSED AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 1557 01:25:00,763 --> 01:25:03,263 SUSU DID NOT COME AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE. 1558 01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:04,765 SHE CAME AS LITTLE EVA! 1559 01:25:04,834 --> 01:25:07,734 ALL RIGHT. I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 1560 01:25:07,803 --> 01:25:10,270 I'M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 1561 01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:12,739 LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU. 1562 01:25:14,977 --> 01:25:16,910 WHY DON'T YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? 1563 01:25:16,979 --> 01:25:18,946 ELGAR, YOU LOOK LIKE A FLOOZY. 1564 01:25:19,014 --> 01:25:20,948 MOTHER, IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS, 1565 01:25:21,016 --> 01:25:23,951 I'M GOING TO REALLY LOSE MY TEMPER, 1566 01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:28,789 AND I'M GOING TO THROW YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE. 1567 01:25:28,858 --> 01:25:31,959 O.K., WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU NOW? 1568 01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:33,961 NOTHING. DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION. 1569 01:25:34,029 --> 01:25:37,264 GO RIGHT ON WITH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. 1570 01:25:37,333 --> 01:25:38,332 MMM. 1571 01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:43,403 JOYCE, IF YOUR HEART DOESN'T ATTACK YOU IN A FEW MINUTES, 1572 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,938 I WILL. 1573 01:25:45,007 --> 01:25:47,441 ATTACK ME? WHAT--DO YOU MEAN-- 1574 01:25:47,510 --> 01:25:50,444 DO YOU MEAN SEXUALLY, YOU PERVERT? 1575 01:25:50,513 --> 01:25:52,045 I'M YOUR MOTHER! 1576 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:55,048 O.K., LADY, GO ON. OUT! GET OUT! 1577 01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:57,551 WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? 1578 01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,553 WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME? 1579 01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:02,756 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO ME, MOTHER. 1580 01:26:02,825 --> 01:26:05,759 FOR ONE THING, AS I'M SURE YOU'VE ALREADY NOTICED, 1581 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:07,761 I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME! 1582 01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:11,765 I'M 29 YEARS OLD, AND I HAVE RUN AWAY FROM HOME. 1583 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:15,202 DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS BEING JUST A LITTLE SICK? 1584 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,203 YOU--YOU-- 1585 01:26:16,272 --> 01:26:20,807 ELGAR WINTHROP JULIUS ENDERS, 1586 01:26:20,876 --> 01:26:24,077 YOU NO LONGER HAVE A MOTHER. 1587 01:26:36,792 --> 01:26:38,258 THANKS. 1588 01:26:46,001 --> 01:26:47,935 DO YOU THINK THE LADY 1589 01:26:48,003 --> 01:26:50,938 COULD EXCUSE US FOR A MINUTE, LANDLORD? 1590 01:26:51,006 --> 01:26:53,440 WHAT FOR? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1591 01:26:53,509 --> 01:26:55,075 EXCEDRIN HEADACHE NUMBER ONE. 1592 01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:04,818 ♪ LAY YOUR KINKY, WOOLLY HEAD ♪ 1593 01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:07,955 ♪ ON YOUR MAMMY'S BREAST ♪♪ 1594 01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:13,093 AAH! 1595 01:27:35,517 --> 01:27:36,516 COPEE? 1596 01:27:38,754 --> 01:27:42,422 COPEE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1597 01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:44,858 TRYING TO FILL OUT THIS APPLICATION, 1598 01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:49,696 GO DOWNTOWN AND GET SOME MONEY FOR THE WHITE LANDLORD. 1599 01:27:54,003 --> 01:27:56,937 COPEE, I GOT TO TALK TO YOU. 1600 01:27:57,006 --> 01:27:58,005 WHAT? 1601 01:28:01,844 --> 01:28:03,410 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1602 01:28:10,286 --> 01:28:11,785 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? 1603 01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:16,923 HA HA HA HA. 1604 01:28:24,233 --> 01:28:25,832 COPEE, I'M PREGNANT. 1605 01:28:34,543 --> 01:28:35,676 YOU'RE WHAT? 1606 01:28:37,246 --> 01:28:38,779 I'M PREGNANT. 1607 01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:52,359 I TOLD YOU DON'T COME TO ME LIKE THAT. 1608 01:28:52,428 --> 01:28:54,361 WHAT IS IT WE CAN DO? 1609 01:28:54,430 --> 01:28:56,863 WHAT IS IT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT? 1610 01:28:56,932 --> 01:29:00,801 YOU GOING TO HAVE A BABY IN HOW MANY MONTHS? 1611 01:29:00,869 --> 01:29:02,302 HOW MANY MONTHS, BABY? 1612 01:29:02,371 --> 01:29:03,337 HMM? 1613 01:29:03,405 --> 01:29:06,373 HOW MANY MONTHS PREGNANT ARE YOU? 1614 01:29:07,743 --> 01:29:09,242 COPEE, IT AIN'T YOUR BABY. 1615 01:29:18,253 --> 01:29:21,221 WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT MY BABY? 1616 01:29:21,290 --> 01:29:23,557 IT JUST AIN'T YOUR BABY, HONEY. 1617 01:29:25,728 --> 01:29:28,161 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SOMEBODY ELSE 1618 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:30,163 HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED 1619 01:29:30,232 --> 01:29:31,732 WHILE I'M GONE? 1620 01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,113 I'LL BE GODDAMNED! 1621 01:29:49,184 --> 01:29:51,718 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR? 1622 01:29:56,658 --> 01:29:58,291 WHO WAS IT? 1623 01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:00,494 FANNY? 1624 01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:01,995 OH, LEAVE ME ALONE! 1625 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,997 I SAID WHO WAS IT? 1626 01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,766 ANSWER ME! 1627 01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:13,106 WHOSE BABY IS IT? 1628 01:30:13,175 --> 01:30:14,574 WHOSE BABY IS IT? 1629 01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,276 WHOSE BABY IS IT? 1630 01:30:16,345 --> 01:30:18,578 [MUFFLED YELLING] 1631 01:30:22,985 --> 01:30:23,917 COPEE! 1632 01:30:23,986 --> 01:30:24,918 COPEE! 1633 01:30:24,987 --> 01:30:25,919 AAH! 1634 01:30:25,988 --> 01:30:26,920 COPEE, DON'T! 1635 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:28,255 YOU LITTLE BITCH! 1636 01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:31,091 NO! MAMA! MAMA! 1637 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:33,560 AAH! 1638 01:30:33,629 --> 01:30:34,961 SOMEONE, HELP! 1639 01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:35,962 HELP, SOMEBODY! 1640 01:30:36,031 --> 01:30:37,030 FANNY! 1641 01:30:40,602 --> 01:30:41,535 COPEE! 1642 01:30:41,603 --> 01:30:42,602 COPEE! 1643 01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:48,074 COPEE! 1644 01:30:48,143 --> 01:30:49,075 COPEE! 1645 01:30:49,144 --> 01:30:51,044 COPEE, DON'T! 1646 01:30:51,113 --> 01:30:53,547 COPEE, DON'T! 1647 01:30:53,615 --> 01:30:54,614 AAH! 1648 01:31:04,059 --> 01:31:05,492 LET ME IN! 1649 01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:06,993 SOMEBODY, LET ME IN! 1650 01:31:07,062 --> 01:31:08,395 COME ON! LET ME IN! 1651 01:31:08,464 --> 01:31:09,896 LET ME IN! 1652 01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:12,365 COME ON! OPEN THIS DOOR! 1653 01:31:12,434 --> 01:31:14,367 OPEN IT! COME ON! 1654 01:31:14,436 --> 01:31:17,270 LET ME IN! LET ME IN! 1655 01:31:17,339 --> 01:31:19,473 LET ME IN! 1656 01:31:19,541 --> 01:31:21,842 MOM! DAD! 1657 01:31:21,910 --> 01:31:23,143 GO BACK! 1658 01:31:23,212 --> 01:31:24,845 GO BACK, WALTER GEE! 1659 01:31:24,913 --> 01:31:27,547 LET ME IN! 1660 01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:29,182 LET ME IN! 1661 01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:00,080 COPEE, PLEASE! 1662 01:32:41,390 --> 01:32:43,924 [AX DROPS] 1663 01:33:02,177 --> 01:33:03,443 COPEE? 1664 01:33:05,647 --> 01:33:06,646 COPEE? 1665 01:33:11,687 --> 01:33:12,752 COPEE. 1666 01:33:22,631 --> 01:33:23,697 WAIT. 1667 01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:25,932 WHY? 1668 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:28,034 WHY? 1669 01:33:29,605 --> 01:33:31,438 WHY? 1670 01:33:31,506 --> 01:33:32,606 AAH! 1671 01:33:32,674 --> 01:33:33,673 HEY! 1672 01:33:36,645 --> 01:33:38,078 WAIT. 1673 01:33:58,533 --> 01:33:59,866 MY MAMA. 1674 01:34:02,804 --> 01:34:04,804 MY MAMA. 1675 01:34:06,908 --> 01:34:09,142 ALL...ALL BUT ONE... 1676 01:34:10,612 --> 01:34:13,079 HAD BLUE EYES. 1677 01:34:13,148 --> 01:34:14,581 YES, I KNOW, COPEE. 1678 01:34:14,650 --> 01:34:17,250 UNCLE HARRY HAD GOOD HAIR. 1679 01:34:21,189 --> 01:34:25,625 CHRIST HAS NEVER KNOWN THE HORROR OF NAPPY HAIR IN AMERICA. 1680 01:34:25,694 --> 01:34:27,494 YES, COPEE, YES. 1681 01:34:30,332 --> 01:34:33,767 IT ISN'T ENOUGH I HAVE JUST BEEN A JEW. 1682 01:34:33,835 --> 01:34:36,936 I HAVE BEEN A BLACK JEW. 1683 01:34:37,005 --> 01:34:38,171 HMM? 1684 01:34:43,011 --> 01:34:44,110 D-DON'T-- 1685 01:34:45,981 --> 01:34:48,815 D-DON'T LET THEM TRANSPLANT MY HEART 1686 01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:50,316 TILL I'M DEAD. 1687 01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:52,318 NO, COPEE. NO, I WON'T. 1688 01:34:52,387 --> 01:34:54,187 I WON'T LET THEM, UH-UH. 1689 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:56,589 I WON'T LET THEM. 1690 01:35:00,529 --> 01:35:02,929 HEY, BOY. 1691 01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:06,299 [ENGINE STARTS] 1692 01:35:58,053 --> 01:36:00,653 I HAVE A NEW TENANT FOR YOU. 1693 01:36:00,722 --> 01:36:02,889 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 1694 01:36:02,958 --> 01:36:04,390 THANKS. 1695 01:36:04,459 --> 01:36:06,893 BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, WHAT'S THE CRUMMIEST THING 1696 01:36:06,962 --> 01:36:08,895 YOU'VE EVER DONE ON A DATE? 1697 01:36:08,964 --> 01:36:11,264 I LOST MY GIRLFRIEND. I MEAN-- 1698 01:36:11,333 --> 01:36:12,766 WE WENT TO DISNEYLAND, 1699 01:36:12,834 --> 01:36:16,770 AND WE WENT ON MR. TOAD'S WILD RIDE. 1700 01:36:16,838 --> 01:36:18,772 WE WERE GOING BUMPY BUMPY BUMP. 1701 01:36:18,840 --> 01:36:20,774 SHE BUMPED OUT OF THE CAR. 1702 01:36:20,842 --> 01:36:22,776 I PICKED HER UP, THOUGH. 1703 01:36:22,844 --> 01:36:24,844 [LAUGHTER] 1704 01:36:27,482 --> 01:36:29,482 BACHELOR... 1705 01:36:29,551 --> 01:36:31,584 BACHELOR NUMBER THREE... 1706 01:36:39,461 --> 01:36:41,895 I'M JUST GOING TO STAY RIGHT HERE. 1707 01:36:41,963 --> 01:36:43,897 THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO-- 1708 01:36:43,965 --> 01:36:45,498 TO BE WITH HER... 1709 01:36:47,702 --> 01:36:50,503 MAKE SURE EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW... 1710 01:36:50,572 --> 01:36:52,238 EVERYTHING WILL BE O.K. 1711 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:57,243 THIS IS WHY YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME? 1712 01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:58,978 YEAH. 1713 01:37:09,658 --> 01:37:12,492 YOU KNOW--DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, O.K.? 1714 01:37:17,432 --> 01:37:18,665 WHY? 1715 01:37:19,968 --> 01:37:21,134 WHY WHAT? 1716 01:37:23,071 --> 01:37:26,005 WHY? WHY HAVE YOU DONE ALL OF THIS? 1717 01:37:26,074 --> 01:37:28,675 BECAUSE I'M A BASTARD, ALL RIGHT? 1718 01:37:58,740 --> 01:38:00,340 I LOVE YOU, ELGAR. 1719 01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:43,383 CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? 1720 01:38:43,451 --> 01:38:45,385 I HAVE LUNCH MONEY FOR WALTER GEE COPEE. 1721 01:38:45,453 --> 01:38:47,253 IN THE BASEMENT. 1722 01:39:02,904 --> 01:39:05,004 MOVING FORWARD. LUNCH PUNCH. 1723 01:39:05,073 --> 01:39:06,739 SHIFT! 1724 01:39:06,808 --> 01:39:08,207 HEAVE! 1725 01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:09,609 CHARGE! 1726 01:39:09,678 --> 01:39:11,577 STEPPING BACK. 1727 01:39:11,646 --> 01:39:13,046 SHIFT! 1728 01:39:13,114 --> 01:39:14,347 HEAVE! 1729 01:39:14,416 --> 01:39:15,715 CHARGE! 1730 01:39:17,352 --> 01:39:18,818 SHIFT! 1731 01:39:18,887 --> 01:39:20,119 HEAVE! 1732 01:39:23,224 --> 01:39:24,857 SHIFT! 1733 01:39:27,896 --> 01:39:29,662 FREE! 1734 01:39:29,731 --> 01:39:31,431 HA HA HA HA HA-- 1735 01:40:38,767 --> 01:40:44,070 MR. COPEE, YOUR WIFE AND NEW SON ARE JUST FINE. 1736 01:40:47,876 --> 01:40:50,109 COPEE? 1737 01:40:53,148 --> 01:40:54,147 COPEE? 1738 01:41:19,908 --> 01:41:22,408 I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. 1739 01:41:24,012 --> 01:41:25,945 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM. 1740 01:41:26,014 --> 01:41:28,014 I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT. 1741 01:41:33,822 --> 01:41:35,488 ELGAR, I LOVE COPEE. 1742 01:41:37,926 --> 01:41:41,494 I CAN'T TAKE THE BABY HOME TO HIM. 1743 01:41:44,132 --> 01:41:45,898 I WON'T DO THAT TO HIM. 1744 01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,474 IT'S NOT FAIR, ELGAR. 1745 01:41:56,144 --> 01:41:59,545 I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GET SOME REST, O.K.? 1746 01:41:59,614 --> 01:42:02,548 THEN I'LL BE BACK. 1747 01:42:04,018 --> 01:42:06,752 WOULD YOU TAKE THE BABY? 1748 01:42:20,001 --> 01:42:20,933 I CAN'T. 1749 01:42:21,002 --> 01:42:24,303 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH A BABY? 1750 01:42:33,515 --> 01:42:35,448 THINK IT WOULD BE ALL RIGHT 1751 01:42:35,517 --> 01:42:37,550 IF I PUT IT UP FOR ADOPTION? 1752 01:42:43,424 --> 01:42:44,924 I GUESS SO. 1753 01:42:59,774 --> 01:43:00,773 WELL... 1754 01:43:07,448 --> 01:43:09,682 THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 1755 01:43:20,395 --> 01:43:21,928 I WANT ONE THING, THOUGH. 1756 01:43:23,398 --> 01:43:25,064 WHAT'S THAT? 1757 01:43:25,133 --> 01:43:27,266 I WANT HIM ADOPTED AS WHITE. 1758 01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:29,769 O.K. 1759 01:43:31,906 --> 01:43:32,939 WHY? 1760 01:43:35,109 --> 01:43:38,444 'CAUSE I WANT HIM TO GROW UP CASUAL, 1761 01:43:38,513 --> 01:43:41,247 LIKE HIS DADDY. 1762 01:43:48,022 --> 01:43:49,455 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1763 01:43:49,524 --> 01:43:50,523 COME IN. 1764 01:43:55,463 --> 01:43:56,395 MR. ENDERS? 1765 01:43:56,464 --> 01:43:58,898 I WANT TO PAY YOU YOUR RENT. 1766 01:43:58,967 --> 01:44:02,335 ALL RENT IS TO BE PAID TO MR. AND MRS. COPEE 1767 01:44:02,403 --> 01:44:03,903 FROM NOW ON. 1768 01:44:04,906 --> 01:44:05,938 REALLY? 1769 01:44:06,007 --> 01:44:07,106 THAT'S RIGHT. 1770 01:44:07,175 --> 01:44:09,108 REMINDS ME OF THE MAN 1771 01:44:09,177 --> 01:44:11,978 WHO PUT A BLACK FAMILY IN TO WORK A STORE... 1772 01:44:12,046 --> 01:44:12,979 FOOL THE NEIGHBORS. 1773 01:44:13,047 --> 01:44:15,915 I GAVE THIS HOUSE TO MRS. COPEE 1774 01:44:15,984 --> 01:44:18,117 BECAUSE I DON'T NEED IT. 1775 01:44:19,988 --> 01:44:23,990 DID SHE NEED ANOTHER BABY, TOO, MR. ENDERS? 1776 01:44:25,994 --> 01:44:28,995 YOU'RE AN EVIL SON OF A BITCH. 1777 01:44:30,498 --> 01:44:32,431 HOWEVER, EVIL AS I AM, 1778 01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:35,968 I'LL PUT THIS RENT UNDER THE COPEES' DOOR. 1779 01:44:36,037 --> 01:44:39,672 NO SCHOOL TODAY, PROFESSOR DUBOISE? 1780 01:44:41,009 --> 01:44:43,442 YES, THERE'S SCHOOL TODAY, MR. ENDERS, 1781 01:44:43,511 --> 01:44:45,444 HOWEVER, I WON'T INVITE YOU 1782 01:44:45,513 --> 01:44:47,780 TO COME AND AUDIT A CLASS. 1783 01:44:50,084 --> 01:44:51,484 I DARE YOU. 1784 01:44:51,552 --> 01:44:54,120 WOULD YOU FIND YOURSELF A SEAT, PLEASE, MR. ENDERS? 1785 01:44:57,392 --> 01:44:58,557 MR. ENDERS, 1786 01:44:58,626 --> 01:45:00,059 OVER THERE. 1787 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,733 WE'VE ALL HAD OUR BREAKFAST TODAY, 1788 01:45:07,802 --> 01:45:10,369 SO YOU'LL BE COMPARATIVELY SAFE. 1789 01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:16,509 NOW...LAURA ANNE... 1790 01:45:16,577 --> 01:45:19,812 DEFINE RELATIVE KNOWLEDGE. 1791 01:45:19,881 --> 01:45:24,050 THE PRINCIPLE THAT KNOWLEDGE IS RELATED, 1792 01:45:24,118 --> 01:45:27,353 RELATIVE TO THE LIMITED NATURE OF THE MIND 1793 01:45:27,422 --> 01:45:28,988 AND CONDITIONS OF KNOWING 1794 01:45:29,057 --> 01:45:33,292 AND, THEREFORE, NOT TRUE TO THE NATURE OF INDEPENDENT REALITY. 1795 01:45:36,364 --> 01:45:37,730 GENE... 1796 01:45:39,701 --> 01:45:41,767 WHAT IS A TRIANGLE? 1797 01:45:41,836 --> 01:45:44,270 A FIGURE FORMED BY THREE LINES, 1798 01:45:44,339 --> 01:45:47,740 INTERSECTING BY TWOS IN THREE POINTS 1799 01:45:47,809 --> 01:45:50,076 AND SO FORMING THREE ANGLES. 1800 01:45:51,679 --> 01:45:52,678 ALL RIGHT. 1801 01:45:56,117 --> 01:45:59,118 ERNEST, LAW AND ORDER. 1802 01:46:00,788 --> 01:46:04,857 WHITE POLICE, SOLDIERS, GUNS, 1803 01:46:04,926 --> 01:46:09,462 MACE, OBEYING THE WHITE ESTABLISHMENT. 1804 01:46:12,734 --> 01:46:15,601 NOW, CHILDREN, HOW DO WE LIVE? 1805 01:46:18,840 --> 01:46:20,206 ELGAR? 1806 01:46:20,274 --> 01:46:22,608 I AM BLACK, AND I AM BEAUTIFUL. 1807 01:46:22,677 --> 01:46:23,609 JAMES. 1808 01:46:23,678 --> 01:46:26,011 I AM BLACK, AND I AM BEAUTIFUL. 1809 01:46:26,080 --> 01:46:27,012 MALCOLM. 1810 01:46:27,081 --> 01:46:29,248 I AM BLACK, AND I AM BEAUTIFUL. 1811 01:46:29,317 --> 01:46:30,249 LOUISE. 1812 01:46:30,318 --> 01:46:34,153 I AM BLACK, AND I AM BEAUTIFUL. 1813 01:46:38,126 --> 01:46:39,558 MR. ENDERS... 1814 01:46:44,832 --> 01:46:46,265 SEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1815 01:46:46,334 --> 01:46:49,602 SOME PEOPLE CAN'T LEARN WHAT WE LEARN. 1816 01:46:50,872 --> 01:46:52,872 ♪ 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T STOP ♪ 1817 01:46:54,275 --> 01:46:56,175 ♪ WHAT MEN DO ♪ 1818 01:46:57,779 --> 01:47:00,246 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY, LORD ♪ 1819 01:47:00,314 --> 01:47:02,848 ♪ I CALL ON YOU ♪ 1820 01:47:02,917 --> 01:47:06,285 ♪ THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ♪ 1821 01:47:06,354 --> 01:47:09,488 ♪ THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO SIN ♪ 1822 01:47:10,925 --> 01:47:13,559 ♪ THESE ARE TROUBLED TIMES ♪ 1823 01:47:13,628 --> 01:47:15,795 ♪ THAT WE'RE LIVIN' IN ♪ 1824 01:47:15,863 --> 01:47:16,862 ♪ YES, SIR ♪ 1825 01:47:16,931 --> 01:47:19,532 ♪ WHEN CHILDREN FALL ♪ 1826 01:47:20,902 --> 01:47:22,768 ♪ CHILDREN CRY ♪ 1827 01:47:22,837 --> 01:47:26,038 ♪ AND, YES, LORD ♪ 1828 01:47:27,708 --> 01:47:29,041 ♪ SOME WILL DIE ♪ 1829 01:47:29,110 --> 01:47:31,310 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY I GOT TO SAY ♪ 1830 01:47:31,379 --> 01:47:33,212 ♪ LORD ♪ 1831 01:47:33,281 --> 01:47:34,914 ♪ LORD ♪ 1832 01:47:34,982 --> 01:47:36,682 ♪ LORD ♪ 1833 01:47:36,751 --> 01:47:37,983 ♪ LORD ♪ 1834 01:47:38,052 --> 01:47:41,287 ♪ LORD ♪ 1835 01:47:41,355 --> 01:47:43,923 ♪ GOD ♪ 1836 01:47:43,991 --> 01:47:47,793 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1837 01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:51,163 ♪ GOD ♪ 1838 01:47:51,232 --> 01:47:53,432 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1839 01:47:53,501 --> 01:47:56,502 ♪ TEACH US HOW TO LOVE ♪ 1840 01:47:57,872 --> 01:47:59,171 ♪ LIKE NEVER BEFORE ♪ 1841 01:48:00,942 --> 01:48:04,043 ♪ AND MAY WE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER ♪ 1842 01:48:04,111 --> 01:48:06,645 ♪ STUDY WAR NO MORE ♪ 1843 01:48:06,714 --> 01:48:09,315 ♪ TALK TO THE HEART ♪ 1844 01:48:10,685 --> 01:48:12,985 ♪ OF THE MEN WHO NEED IT ♪ 1845 01:48:14,121 --> 01:48:16,188 ♪ AND MAKE THEM UNDERSTAND ♪ 1846 01:48:16,257 --> 01:48:17,756 ♪ RIGHT NOW, LORD... ♪ 1847 01:48:17,825 --> 01:48:19,258 [HONKING] 1848 01:48:19,327 --> 01:48:21,060 LANIE! 1849 01:48:21,128 --> 01:48:23,195 LANIE! 1850 01:48:23,264 --> 01:48:24,763 [HONKING] 1851 01:48:27,435 --> 01:48:29,201 LANIE! 1852 01:48:29,270 --> 01:48:30,302 LANIE! 1853 01:48:30,371 --> 01:48:32,905 [HONKING] 1854 01:48:34,475 --> 01:48:36,775 ♪ LORD ♪ 1855 01:48:36,844 --> 01:48:38,344 ♪ LORD ♪ 1856 01:48:38,412 --> 01:48:40,112 ♪ LORD ♪ 1857 01:48:40,181 --> 01:48:41,480 ♪ LORD ♪ 1858 01:48:41,549 --> 01:48:43,949 ♪ LORD... ♪ 1859 01:48:44,018 --> 01:48:46,118 LANIE! 1860 01:48:46,187 --> 01:48:47,119 LANIE! 1861 01:48:47,188 --> 01:48:50,389 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1862 01:48:51,592 --> 01:48:54,593 ♪ GOD ♪ 1863 01:48:54,662 --> 01:48:57,096 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1864 01:48:57,164 --> 01:49:00,065 ♪ SO MANY TIMES... ♪ 1865 01:49:00,134 --> 01:49:01,867 LANIE! COME ON DOWN! 1866 01:49:01,936 --> 01:49:03,469 [HORN HONKS] 1867 01:49:03,538 --> 01:49:06,672 ♪ WE GOT TROUBLE ♪ 1868 01:49:06,741 --> 01:49:09,341 ♪ IT WON'T LAST, NO WAY... ♪ 1869 01:49:09,410 --> 01:49:10,843 YOU SHUT YOUR ASS! 1870 01:49:10,912 --> 01:49:13,379 ♪ I'M NOT SAYIN' ♪ 1871 01:49:13,447 --> 01:49:15,681 ♪ THAT THIS THING IS WRONG ♪ 1872 01:49:17,184 --> 01:49:19,652 ♪ BUT I'M WONDERIN' RIGHT NOW ♪ 1873 01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:22,888 ♪ HOW COME IT'S GOTTEN BAD SO LONG? ♪ 1874 01:49:22,957 --> 01:49:27,159 ♪ TO SEE A NEWBORN BABY ♪ 1875 01:49:27,228 --> 01:49:30,195 ♪ IN SOME PROUD MOTHER'S ARMS ♪ 1876 01:49:31,432 --> 01:49:33,899 ♪ THEN YOU THINK OF ALL THE COUNTRIES ♪ 1877 01:49:33,968 --> 01:49:36,735 ♪ THAT NOW HAVE A GUN ♪ 1878 01:49:36,804 --> 01:49:38,270 ♪ AND YOU JUST GOT TO SAY ♪ 1879 01:49:38,339 --> 01:49:39,939 ♪ LORD ♪ 1880 01:49:40,007 --> 01:49:40,940 ♪ LORD ♪ 1881 01:49:41,008 --> 01:49:43,342 COME ON! 1882 01:49:43,411 --> 01:49:45,244 ♪ LORD ♪ 1883 01:49:45,313 --> 01:49:48,013 ♪ LORD ♪ 1884 01:49:48,082 --> 01:49:51,250 ♪ GOD ♪ 1885 01:49:51,319 --> 01:49:53,519 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1886 01:49:53,588 --> 01:49:55,154 ♪ MMM ♪ 1887 01:49:55,222 --> 01:49:57,990 ♪ GOD ♪ 1888 01:49:58,059 --> 01:49:59,992 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1889 01:50:00,061 --> 01:50:01,627 ♪ SAY IT A LITTLE BIT LOUDER ♪ 1890 01:50:01,696 --> 01:50:04,463 ♪ GOD ♪ 1891 01:50:04,532 --> 01:50:06,332 ♪ BLESS THE CHILDREN ♪ 1892 01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:08,334 ♪ SAY IT ONE MORE TIME ♪ 1893 01:50:08,402 --> 01:50:10,302 ♪ GOD... ♪♪ 1894 01:50:10,371 --> 01:50:13,305 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY MGM/UA HOME VIDEO, INC. 1895 01:50:13,374 --> 01:50:16,308 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1896 01:50:16,377 --> 01:50:19,378 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 138488

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