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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,908 --> 00:00:28,122 What's the matter with you, huh?! 2 00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:37,939 What are you doing? 3 00:01:01,721 --> 00:01:03,543 2nd squad, be advised. 4 00:01:03,543 --> 00:01:06,376 Female trapped in porta-potty in the east river park. 5 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:09,513 This perfectly summarizes my last relationship. 6 00:01:09,513 --> 00:01:11,942 Tell me again, whose day is this? 7 00:01:11,942 --> 00:01:12,853 Mine. 8 00:01:12,853 --> 00:01:15,990 And who's gonna solve a major case today? 9 00:01:15,990 --> 00:01:17,508 Eddie Alvarez. 10 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:19,431 That's right! 11 00:01:19,431 --> 00:01:21,658 Now give me some sugar. 12 00:01:21,658 --> 00:01:22,973 Mmm. 13 00:01:24,491 --> 00:01:25,706 See you tomorrow. 14 00:01:26,414 --> 00:01:27,932 Detective Shraeger. 15 00:01:27,932 --> 00:01:30,766 This is my wife, Nicole. She's with the D.A.'s office. 16 00:01:30,766 --> 00:01:32,587 Casey Shraeger. Pleasure. 17 00:01:32,587 --> 00:01:34,611 All right. See you later. 18 00:01:35,218 --> 00:01:36,332 Love you. 19 00:01:37,647 --> 00:01:38,558 Hate you. 20 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,481 You know, that is not what you said in 8th grade 21 00:01:40,481 --> 00:01:43,314 when you were going through your little lesbian phase. 22 00:01:43,314 --> 00:01:44,934 I'll bet Eddie doesn't know about that, either. 23 00:01:44,934 --> 00:01:46,654 Hag. Trollop. 24 00:01:47,261 --> 00:01:48,880 Well, I just worked a double. 25 00:01:50,398 --> 00:01:51,714 Alvarez, hey! 26 00:01:51,714 --> 00:01:52,524 What's up, jefe? 27 00:01:52,524 --> 00:01:53,941 Hit and run on Canal and Orchard. 28 00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:55,357 Victim's name is Bruce Moreno. 29 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:57,179 They got him at Saint Vincent's. Go take a statement. 30 00:01:57,179 --> 00:02:00,417 Got it. Leave the Q&A to the E&A. 31 00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:03,352 My head hurts. 32 00:02:03,352 --> 00:02:04,668 It's your song selection. 33 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:06,085 Oh, everybody's a critic. 34 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,007 Look, man. Please don't lock me up. 35 00:02:08,007 --> 00:02:10,942 I can help you. I know about a thing. 36 00:02:10,942 --> 00:02:12,764 A thing? What? Like a gun? 37 00:02:14,484 --> 00:02:16,205 Better. I know this guy. 38 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:18,937 He told me about a store. Crazy hush-hush. 39 00:02:18,937 --> 00:02:21,973 You go down an alleyway... you give a password... 40 00:02:21,973 --> 00:02:24,301 you go there if you want to... kill somebody. 41 00:02:24,301 --> 00:02:26,122 You want to what? Kill somebody. 42 00:02:26,122 --> 00:02:28,248 Dispose of the body. 43 00:02:32,093 --> 00:02:34,421 I would like to know the address of such a store. 44 00:02:47,678 --> 00:02:49,196 So much for crack security. 45 00:02:49,196 --> 00:02:51,827 Oh, your neighbor buzzed me in. I told him I manage your money. 46 00:02:51,827 --> 00:02:53,548 He talks to himself an awful lot. 47 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,863 Yeah, well, on the plus side, 48 00:02:54,863 --> 00:02:56,786 he's out of hearing, so he yells. 49 00:02:57,798 --> 00:02:59,620 Look, I need a favor. 50 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:02,453 My client's son, Mark Stanwood, got arrested last night. 51 00:03:02,453 --> 00:03:04,477 He peed on a cop's shoe. 52 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:05,995 Now the officer is charging him 53 00:03:05,995 --> 00:03:08,424 with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. 54 00:03:08,424 --> 00:03:10,549 You know, in the realm of things you don't want to do, 55 00:03:10,549 --> 00:03:12,978 urinating on a law-enforcement officer's shoe 56 00:03:12,978 --> 00:03:14,699 is, like, up there. 57 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:15,913 Yeah, but he was drunk. 58 00:03:15,913 --> 00:03:17,937 It was an accident. It wasn't a crime. 59 00:03:17,937 --> 00:03:19,556 Rich kid. He's a good guy. 60 00:03:19,556 --> 00:03:21,985 You'll like him. What's not to like? He pees on people. 61 00:03:21,985 --> 00:03:24,515 Listen, I have to go to sleep. 62 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:26,843 Look, he's really scared, Casey. 63 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:29,980 Jail is suppose to be scary. And I'm exhausted. 64 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,194 He's an idiot. There's no question. 65 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:34,129 But you... you write him a ticket. 66 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:35,850 You don't stick him in a cell with a bunch 67 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,975 of... violent criminals. 68 00:03:40,707 --> 00:03:41,922 Please. 69 00:03:42,630 --> 00:03:44,856 Fine. I'll talk to him, okay? 70 00:03:44,856 --> 00:03:46,172 I will. I'll go see him. 71 00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:49,410 But if I get one whiff of entitlement, 72 00:03:49,916 --> 00:03:51,434 he's on his own. 73 00:03:51,839 --> 00:03:52,851 Thank you. 74 00:03:58,316 --> 00:03:59,834 So, tell me what happened. 75 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,352 I screwed up. 76 00:04:02,465 --> 00:04:04,186 End of story. No excuses. 77 00:04:04,186 --> 00:04:06,007 I was... I was drunk, 78 00:04:06,007 --> 00:04:07,525 and there was a line for the bathroom. 79 00:04:07,525 --> 00:04:09,145 And then I'm in the alley peeing, 80 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:11,169 and somebody taps me on the shoulder. 81 00:04:11,573 --> 00:04:14,002 After the month I've had, of course it was a cop. 82 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:16,431 He said you shoved him. 83 00:04:16,532 --> 00:04:20,277 I didn't. I swear. 84 00:04:20,985 --> 00:04:21,592 Look, please. 85 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:23,211 I lost my shoes and my jacket. 86 00:04:23,211 --> 00:04:26,247 And if there's anything that you can do to fix this, 87 00:04:26,247 --> 00:04:27,968 I would really appreciate it. 88 00:04:32,724 --> 00:04:34,445 All right, take a breath. All right? 89 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,469 I'll have you out of here in no time. 90 00:04:38,392 --> 00:04:39,707 Not a chance in hell. 91 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:41,934 Look, you got to help me. I just worked a double. 92 00:04:41,934 --> 00:04:44,059 What do you want, a medal? My back's killing me. 93 00:04:44,059 --> 00:04:45,779 And my squad sergeant won't give me Friday off 94 00:04:45,779 --> 00:04:47,297 to go see a doctor. 95 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:50,030 Listen, the guy peed on your shoe. 96 00:04:50,030 --> 00:04:51,851 It's, like... it's kind of funny, right? 97 00:04:51,851 --> 00:04:53,774 He got in my face. That's resisting. 98 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:55,494 Plus, those are the only shoes I got 99 00:04:55,494 --> 00:04:57,114 That don't hurt my back. 100 00:04:57,114 --> 00:04:58,328 These rich guys, 101 00:04:58,328 --> 00:05:00,251 they think they can get away with anything. 102 00:05:00,251 --> 00:05:02,275 Well, not on my watch. 103 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:12,091 I was crossing avenue "b" just after 2:00. 104 00:05:12,193 --> 00:05:14,217 Silver car comes out of nowhere... 105 00:05:14,217 --> 00:05:17,050 breaks my leg in four places and ruptures my colon. 106 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,985 Okay, so, hit and run, silver car, 107 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:23,628 2:00 a.m., avenue "b," your colon. 108 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:25,146 What am I gonna do? 109 00:05:25,146 --> 00:05:27,271 I got a custody hearing tomorrow. 110 00:05:27,271 --> 00:05:29,498 My wife's trying to take away my kids. 111 00:05:29,801 --> 00:05:31,522 And I can't even walk. 112 00:05:31,522 --> 00:05:34,355 Mr. Moreno, you have my word. 113 00:05:34,355 --> 00:05:37,594 Eddie Alvarez is gonna catch the guy that did this to you. 114 00:05:37,594 --> 00:05:39,112 Who the hell's Eddie Alvarez? 115 00:05:39,112 --> 00:05:40,225 M... me. 116 00:05:40,225 --> 00:05:41,338 Great. 117 00:05:41,338 --> 00:05:43,059 My life is ruined, and they send me a cop 118 00:05:43,059 --> 00:05:44,880 who talks about himself in the third person. 119 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,803 Sir, I assure you... 120 00:05:46,803 --> 00:05:49,232 I am the best man for this job. 121 00:05:49,232 --> 00:05:50,345 You know what I'm gonna do? 122 00:05:50,345 --> 00:05:51,661 I'm gonna write my number down... 123 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:53,078 on, uh... 124 00:05:58,441 --> 00:05:59,858 Okay. 125 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:05,120 Don't hesitate to call if you remember anything else. 126 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,132 Okay? 127 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:09,674 Hang in there, Mr. Moreno. 128 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,139 Mm! 129 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:21,717 Answer that, and I'll hurt you. 130 00:06:22,021 --> 00:06:23,741 You're not hurting me anyway. 131 00:06:26,879 --> 00:06:27,891 Walsh. 132 00:06:27,891 --> 00:06:29,915 Hey. Walsh, it's Shraeger. 133 00:06:29,915 --> 00:06:31,331 Open up, I'm outside. 134 00:06:31,331 --> 00:06:33,760 Uh... sure. 135 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:35,683 I got to get this. 136 00:06:44,791 --> 00:06:46,107 I thought you were going to bed. 137 00:06:46,107 --> 00:06:47,220 Me, too. 138 00:06:48,232 --> 00:06:49,446 I need your help. 139 00:06:49,446 --> 00:06:50,762 I'm trying to get a pass for a guy 140 00:06:50,762 --> 00:06:52,685 on a bogus resisting charge. 141 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:55,316 Arresting officer won't play ball. 142 00:06:56,024 --> 00:06:57,239 Well, what did he want? 143 00:06:57,239 --> 00:06:58,656 What do you mean? 144 00:06:58,656 --> 00:07:01,186 Well, the NYPD operates on an economy of favors. 145 00:07:01,186 --> 00:07:02,198 You want anything done, 146 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:04,120 you got to give something in return. 147 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:06,448 Is he complaining about anything? His back. 148 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:08,776 Said his boss won't give him Friday off to go to the doctor. 149 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,294 There you go. 150 00:07:10,294 --> 00:07:12,014 He wasn't complaining, he was telling you... 151 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,633 get me Friday off, your guy walks. 152 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,252 Well, why didn't he say that? 153 00:07:15,252 --> 00:07:17,175 Hey, you're out of shampoo. 154 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:22,336 Oh. 155 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,956 Sorry. No problem. 156 00:07:23,956 --> 00:07:26,081 I'll just, uh... Yeah. 157 00:07:28,004 --> 00:07:28,915 Oh. 158 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:31,849 That is gross. 159 00:07:43,184 --> 00:07:45,107 I mean, he's got to be lying, right? 160 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:47,535 Nobody is stupid enough to open a store 161 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,053 to help you kill people. 162 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:49,863 I don't know. 163 00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:51,381 You remember that guy Vinnie Slutz, 164 00:07:51,381 --> 00:07:53,000 90 pounds soaking wet? 165 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,530 Tried to steal a 300-pound xerox machine 166 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,251 from a third-story walk-up? 167 00:07:57,251 --> 00:07:59,376 M.E. had to clean him up with a spatula? 168 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:01,906 Yeah. Yep. Nuff said. 169 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:04,942 You know, I used to go to raves here. 170 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:11,621 You ready? 171 00:08:15,366 --> 00:08:17,491 Nacho cheese. 172 00:08:44,613 --> 00:08:45,726 There you go. 173 00:08:46,333 --> 00:08:47,851 It's a murder store. 174 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,954 Sledgehammers, handguns, shovels, lye. 175 00:08:59,954 --> 00:09:01,472 It's definitely a murder store. 176 00:09:01,472 --> 00:09:02,888 My concern is, how do we prove it? 177 00:09:02,888 --> 00:09:04,406 We can convict the owner for possession 178 00:09:04,406 --> 00:09:06,025 of illegal weapons and banned substances. 179 00:09:06,025 --> 00:09:08,048 But to prove conspiracy to commit murder, 180 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,465 you need knowledge and intent. 181 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:10,375 Well, he kept receipts. 182 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,803 We can connect weapons bought in the store with recent murders. 183 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:15,232 I want to know how civilians find out about this place. 184 00:09:15,232 --> 00:09:16,547 Word of mouth. 185 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:18,975 We need to keep it quiet. 186 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,999 Put everything in boxes, pull the receipts, 187 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:22,719 and shut it down. 188 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:25,552 Or, um... 189 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,474 Or what? 190 00:09:27,474 --> 00:09:29,093 Or we keep everything just the way that it is, 191 00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:30,408 and we set up a sting. 192 00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:31,723 No. No. 193 00:09:31,723 --> 00:09:33,342 You know, which is fine, except for the fact 194 00:09:33,342 --> 00:09:35,871 that everyone who walks in there is trying to kill somebody. 195 00:09:35,871 --> 00:09:38,300 And we, in our capacity as law-enforcement officials, 196 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,020 could identify and dissuade them, 197 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,144 thus saving the lives of many taxpayers. 198 00:09:42,144 --> 00:09:44,977 You want the NYPD to sell people murder weapons, 199 00:09:44,977 --> 00:09:46,900 and instruct them how to dispose of the body 200 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,114 after they use them? 201 00:09:48,114 --> 00:09:51,655 Yes, only we arrest them before they actually do. 202 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,285 Command would need to sign off. 203 00:09:54,285 --> 00:09:57,219 If one weapon gets out of here, we're talking giant lawsuit. 204 00:09:57,219 --> 00:09:59,749 Don't worry, we're not gonna let that happen. We? 205 00:09:59,749 --> 00:10:00,862 We, yeah. 206 00:10:01,975 --> 00:10:02,784 Oh, really? 207 00:10:02,784 --> 00:10:04,605 Mm-hmm. In what universe do you think 208 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:05,921 I intend to spend one more minute 209 00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,641 in a murder store, partner? 210 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,563 In the universe where I'm God. 211 00:10:23,525 --> 00:10:26,358 Hi, uh, excuse me Commander Shaw? 212 00:10:26,358 --> 00:10:27,269 Yeah? 213 00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:30,304 Um, I'm Detective Casey Shraeger from the 2nd squad. 214 00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,530 I'm sorry to bother you, but I need your help. 215 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:35,767 I'm... working this case, and it's, uh... 216 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:38,803 anyway, it's complicated, but the bottom line is, um... 217 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:42,344 I... I need you to give Officer Sedlacek off on Friday. 218 00:10:42,344 --> 00:10:44,772 Yeah? You sleeping with him? 219 00:10:44,772 --> 00:10:45,885 Ew, gross. No. 220 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:46,998 I need him to do something for me, 221 00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,932 and Walsh said that you might be able to help me out, so... Walsh? 222 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:51,753 Uh, yeah, my partner? Jason Walsh? 223 00:10:51,753 --> 00:10:52,967 Yes? 224 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,003 You tell that backstabbing thief, 225 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:57,419 the only way I help you... 226 00:10:57,419 --> 00:10:59,341 he crawls in here on his belly, 227 00:10:59,341 --> 00:11:01,871 and he hands over that trophy he stole from me. 228 00:11:03,186 --> 00:11:04,299 It's typical, this... 229 00:11:05,209 --> 00:11:08,042 2nd squad, possible 10-10 at Mike's Meat warehouse. 230 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,459 But more importantly, 231 00:11:09,459 --> 00:11:11,584 what is it about me that scares men away? 232 00:11:11,584 --> 00:11:14,720 Uh, Wednesday, 10-2-0 hours. 233 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,148 Detective Eddie Alvarez at the scene of the hit and run 234 00:11:17,148 --> 00:11:19,981 of Mr. Bruce Moreno. 235 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:23,927 The victim was jaywalking in the middle of the block 236 00:11:23,927 --> 00:11:26,052 when he was struck by an oncoming vehicle 237 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,278 traveling at a high rate of speed. 238 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,485 Excuse me. Sir. 239 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,609 Hi. Detective Eddie Alvarez. NYPD. 240 00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:13,402 Hey, partner, this is my fiance, Amy. 241 00:12:13,402 --> 00:12:15,931 Hi. Nice to finally meet you. 242 00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,056 Henry talks about you all the time. 243 00:12:18,056 --> 00:12:19,371 We're headed over to see the minister 244 00:12:19,371 --> 00:12:21,091 to talk about the wedding. 245 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:25,037 Excuse me a minute. 246 00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:28,882 Uh, so... 247 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,018 Can I ask you something? Between us girls. 248 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,333 Okay. 249 00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:35,458 Well, you know Henry and I are saving ourselves 250 00:12:35,458 --> 00:12:36,875 for our wedding night. 251 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,291 Oh? 252 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,618 Well, I really want it to be special, 253 00:12:40,618 --> 00:12:43,249 and I know from Henry you're an experienced woman. 254 00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:45,475 And, well, and I was wondering if... 255 00:12:45,475 --> 00:12:46,992 if you think he would like it 256 00:12:46,992 --> 00:12:48,206 if I... 257 00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:59,133 You're gonna be married for a thousand years. 258 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:00,954 Guaranteed. 259 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:05,305 Okay, where's my desk? 260 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,263 Hey, that's my desk. 261 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,994 Walsh, did you put my desk in the holding cell? What? 262 00:13:12,994 --> 00:13:14,815 This is my desk. No, it's not. 263 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,738 It's mine. Looks like his desk to me. 264 00:13:16,738 --> 00:13:18,862 Walsh, why would a prisoner need a desk? 265 00:13:18,862 --> 00:13:20,582 Where else is he gonna work? 266 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,314 Hey, can I talk to you? 267 00:13:23,314 --> 00:13:24,427 Sure. 268 00:13:26,248 --> 00:13:29,688 Um, ask me how my day's going. 269 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:31,408 So, how is your... what? 270 00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:33,533 Back away from the desk. 271 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:34,646 I'd rather not. 272 00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:37,479 Does the name Ben Shaw mean anything to you? 273 00:13:37,479 --> 00:13:39,705 Squad sergeant at the 1-5? No. 274 00:13:39,705 --> 00:13:41,931 Well, your old pal, Ben, 275 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,853 says that the only way he's gonna help me 276 00:13:43,853 --> 00:13:46,989 is if you give back some kind of trophy. 277 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,709 Yeah, that's never gonna happen. 278 00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,733 I won that thing fair and square. 279 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:53,060 No way in hell I'm giving that up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come here. 280 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,375 Not gonna happen. Walsh! 281 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,208 Come here, seriously! I want to go back to sleep! 282 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,749 Why are you, uh, working this so hard? 283 00:14:00,749 --> 00:14:01,963 What's your connection to this guy? 284 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:02,975 He pissed on a cop. 285 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:05,707 He's my ob/gyn, okay? Now tell me about the trophy. 286 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,878 Did you know it's impossible to drink a gallon of milk 287 00:14:11,878 --> 00:14:12,789 in an hour? 288 00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:14,104 What? You can't do it. 289 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,128 It's food. Your stomach can't process it. 290 00:14:16,128 --> 00:14:17,544 What does that have to do with anything? 291 00:14:17,544 --> 00:14:18,758 Well, when I was a rookie, 292 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,580 there was this patrolman, Ben Shaw, 293 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,603 who just... you know, he had it out for me. 294 00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:25,841 He kept busting my balls, stealing my collars. 295 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:28,674 So I bet him that I could drink a gallon of milk 296 00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,495 faster than he could. 297 00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:33,227 Now, he can eat three cheeseburgers for lunch, okay? 298 00:14:33,227 --> 00:14:34,441 He's a big eater. 299 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,958 Now, I have this trophy made. 300 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,577 Oh, I don't think I want to hear the end of this story. 301 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,095 The entire squad is there. 302 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,714 Shaw sits down, 303 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,838 drinks the entire gallon of milk, two minutes flat... 304 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:44,558 boom... contest over, right? 305 00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:46,986 Except now Shaw's not looking so good. 306 00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,099 10 seconds later, 307 00:14:48,099 --> 00:14:51,843 a waterfall of milk comes rocketing out of his mouth, 308 00:14:51,843 --> 00:14:53,057 his nose. 309 00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,384 It was... it was awesome. 310 00:14:55,384 --> 00:14:57,913 But he finished first, so... Okay, no. 311 00:14:57,913 --> 00:15:00,443 You're a girl, so I'll... I'll explain. 312 00:15:00,443 --> 00:15:04,895 Keeping it down is rule number one in any eating contest. 313 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,120 So I sat there for three more hours, 314 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,638 I finished my milk. 315 00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:10,156 I win the trophy, 316 00:15:10,156 --> 00:15:13,494 while Shaw mops up a gallon of his own puke. 317 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:14,911 Wow. Good times. 318 00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:16,327 Now give me the stupid thing. 319 00:15:16,327 --> 00:15:17,440 Sure. 320 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:19,565 What are you gonna do for it? 321 00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:24,118 I'll give you 50 bucks. 322 00:15:24,118 --> 00:15:25,231 Cash? No. 323 00:15:25,231 --> 00:15:27,659 This is about favors, remember? 324 00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:31,200 I cannot believe that you wouldn't... 325 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,515 help me. 326 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,831 You're my partner. 327 00:15:33,831 --> 00:15:35,450 You trying to cry? 328 00:15:37,372 --> 00:15:38,991 I'll do your fives for a month. 329 00:15:38,991 --> 00:15:41,115 Ah, there you go. Deal. 330 00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:49,209 I mean, this is really mind-blowing, man. 331 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,435 People actually use their credit cards here. 332 00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,786 You know you can't wear the vest 333 00:15:55,786 --> 00:15:57,506 while we're undercover, right? 334 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:58,720 What? 335 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,452 Great. 336 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,779 That's just... 337 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,207 You want me dead, don't you? 338 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,028 Why don't you just grab that hatchet over there 339 00:16:08,028 --> 00:16:08,939 and get it over with? 340 00:16:08,939 --> 00:16:09,849 Will you relax? 341 00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,165 We're probably not even gonna get any customers. 342 00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:12,783 What we will get, however, 343 00:16:12,783 --> 00:16:15,313 Is hours upon hours of downtime. 344 00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:16,324 Huh? 345 00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:17,943 Yeah, that's right, huh? 346 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:20,473 No chases... 347 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,800 no shoot-outs. 348 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:23,913 No. Nothing. 349 00:16:23,913 --> 00:16:26,037 Yeah, and just a little light reading. 350 00:16:26,037 --> 00:16:27,251 Janet McKidd. 351 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:28,567 Bought three pounds of lye 352 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,894 and a copy of "don't kill us, we'll kill you." 353 00:16:32,411 --> 00:16:36,560 Ahmad Khan... paid $129.99 plus tax 354 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,875 for a.22 caliber pistol 355 00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:39,393 and 10 yards of plastic sheeting. 356 00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:40,809 Well, you got to have the sheeting. 357 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,576 Aardvark. 358 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:49,611 I got to tell you, man, I'm a little excited. 359 00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:52,444 A quality sting is extremely satisfying. 360 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:55,581 I'm telling you, it's gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel, my brother. 361 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,098 Easier arrest we'll ever make. 362 00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,312 Uh-huh. How's it look, good? 363 00:16:58,312 --> 00:16:59,628 It's good. Yeah, just, you know. 364 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,442 Remember, I'm Steve. Yeah. Got it. Here we go. 365 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:12,578 Hello. How can we help you? 366 00:17:14,804 --> 00:17:16,524 My husband's been beating the crap out of me 367 00:17:16,524 --> 00:17:18,143 for the past five years. 368 00:17:19,155 --> 00:17:20,875 I want you to help me kill him. 369 00:17:27,496 --> 00:17:30,027 The first time he hit me, I left. 370 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,444 He begged me to come home, 371 00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:33,266 told me it would never happen again. 372 00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,885 And I believed him. 373 00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,808 I always believed him. 374 00:17:37,112 --> 00:17:39,035 Even when he said I deserved it. 375 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,274 Mariah Carey. 376 00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:48,347 Why didn't you, uh... why didn't you call the cops? 377 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,675 I did. 378 00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:53,206 But Wendall's on the job. He's a parole officer. 379 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,230 He told the cops that he'd get counseling, 380 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,749 so I didn't press charges. 381 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,672 To thank me, he broke my arm. 382 00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:02,012 Hey, welcome to the murder store. 383 00:18:02,012 --> 00:18:03,733 Uh, did you, uh... 384 00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:06,668 did you get one of those, uh... 385 00:18:07,276 --> 00:18:08,693 you know, uh, restraining orders? 386 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:09,907 Yeah, last October. 387 00:18:09,907 --> 00:18:11,628 To celebrate, he broke my ribs. 388 00:18:11,628 --> 00:18:13,956 Told me if I ever left him, he'd kill me. 389 00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:14,867 Steve. 390 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,183 Not now, Bob. No, no, no. 391 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:19,523 This customer really needs our help. 392 00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:20,839 Says he, uh... 393 00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:23,370 he'd like to make... them all pay, 394 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,103 and, uh, he's looking for some suggestions. 395 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,520 Do you have any timers? 396 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,342 Yeah, uh, aisle two. 397 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,164 How about a blowtorch? 398 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,301 Can you pardon me for just one moment? 399 00:18:34,301 --> 00:18:35,921 Sure. I'll shop. Okay. 400 00:18:35,921 --> 00:18:38,553 Hey, listen, if you could be a little bit more specific 401 00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,273 as to who they all are, 402 00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:42,500 maybe we could, uh, make some suggestions. 403 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,132 Does this get brains out of radial tires? 404 00:18:45,132 --> 00:18:46,853 Are there brains in your radial tires right now? 405 00:18:46,853 --> 00:18:48,776 I think what my associate is trying to say 406 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:51,104 is that we're having a sal on all spree-killing supplies 407 00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:53,533 as long as you sign up for our mailing list. 408 00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:55,153 Right. 409 00:18:56,772 --> 00:19:00,619 Right, so if you, uh, want to sign up, I got a... 410 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:05,174 You got a Facebook or an address that we can take down. No, I need to sign up for that. 411 00:19:05,174 --> 00:19:06,085 Bob? 412 00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:07,401 Y... yeah. 413 00:19:07,401 --> 00:19:08,716 We got a problem. 414 00:19:08,716 --> 00:19:10,741 Uh, I'll be... What? 415 00:19:10,741 --> 00:19:13,575 All our poison just, uh, walked out the door. 416 00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:19,952 A strong marriage is based on honesty. 417 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:22,179 So, if there's anything you feel 418 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,507 you need to confess to each other, 419 00:19:24,507 --> 00:19:26,228 now is the time. 420 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,843 I'm sorry. I need a minute. 421 00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:39,690 What are you doing here, Frank? 422 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,411 Is that the missus-to-be? 423 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,840 Damn, Navan. She is a piece. 424 00:19:44,144 --> 00:19:45,459 Why's she talking to that chinese guy? 425 00:19:45,459 --> 00:19:46,573 You listen to me. 426 00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,407 You don't look at her, and you don't talk to her. 427 00:19:49,407 --> 00:19:51,229 And stop calling me Navan! 428 00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:53,051 It's Henry now! I get it. I get it. 429 00:19:53,051 --> 00:19:54,873 You're worried she sees me, and it's all over. 430 00:19:54,873 --> 00:19:58,416 Well, I will restrain myself on account of our friendship. 431 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,035 What do you want? 432 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:01,250 I wanted you to be the first to know... 433 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,274 this boy is officially done laying low. 434 00:20:03,274 --> 00:20:04,691 I'm back, baby. No. 435 00:20:04,691 --> 00:20:06,210 Oh, yes. And it's gonna be epic. 436 00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:08,335 We are gonna own this town, brother. 437 00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:11,777 I'm... I'm not helping you break the law, Frank. 438 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,890 I'm a police officer. 439 00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:14,510 I know! That's what's so great! 440 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,433 It's like... it's like if I had a nemesis, 441 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:17,445 you could arrest him. 442 00:20:17,445 --> 00:20:19,166 Or... or... get this... 443 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:22,000 You could steal evidence from the evidence locker, right? 444 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,138 And then... we could sell it. 445 00:20:25,138 --> 00:20:26,454 Absotely not. 446 00:20:26,454 --> 00:20:28,073 Come on, Navan! 447 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:31,110 Don't you remember Odessa? What about the times we had? Come on. 448 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:32,527 H... Henry? 449 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:35,665 Uh, just a minute. He's just gonna be a minute. 450 00:20:37,385 --> 00:20:38,904 Listen to me. 451 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,940 If you really are my friend, just let me be. 452 00:20:42,548 --> 00:20:44,268 I'm trying to be a good man, 453 00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:46,799 to walk down a different path now. 454 00:20:51,556 --> 00:20:53,783 You rascal... I see the devil glint in your eye. 455 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:56,010 Now, you mull it over, 'cause I got some big plans. 456 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,439 I got big plans. Henry? 457 00:20:59,350 --> 00:20:59,958 Yeah? 458 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:00,869 Are you okay? 459 00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:03,197 Yeah, oh, hey, Henry's just fine. 460 00:21:03,197 --> 00:21:06,942 And might I add, you look lovely today, ma'am. 461 00:21:07,144 --> 00:21:08,561 You got a special man here. 462 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,383 You take good care of him 463 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,306 I'm gonna see you later... 464 00:21:13,217 --> 00:21:14,432 Henry. 465 00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,846 Hey, fellas. 466 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:25,769 How's that murder-store thing going? 467 00:21:25,769 --> 00:21:27,894 Good. Fantastic. 468 00:21:29,514 --> 00:21:31,235 I still think we should tell the sarge. 469 00:21:31,235 --> 00:21:33,462 We're not telling anyone, okay? 470 00:21:33,462 --> 00:21:34,676 What if she kills her husband? 471 00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:35,688 She's not gonna kill him, okay? 472 00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:37,510 We're gonna have an address and an I.D. in five minutes. 473 00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,624 We'll probably beat her home. 474 00:21:38,624 --> 00:21:40,243 Really? Really? And how are we gonna get an I.D.? 475 00:21:40,243 --> 00:21:41,762 Because we're talking about a battered woman 476 00:21:41,762 --> 00:21:43,685 who's made multiple complaints to the cops, 477 00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,912 who's married to a parole officer named Wendall. 478 00:21:45,912 --> 00:21:47,936 All right? It shouldn't be too, uh... 479 00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:49,454 difficult. 480 00:21:49,454 --> 00:21:51,985 And here it is. Okay, "Wendall Tate." 481 00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:54,212 Married to Roxanne Tate. Hudson street. 482 00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:57,147 Six domestic complaints in the last six months. 483 00:21:57,147 --> 00:21:59,172 All right, I'll put a notification on the address, 484 00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:00,690 so any 911 calls, 485 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,524 dispatch notifies us directly, all right? 486 00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:04,637 Okay. All right. 487 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:08,079 We go over there, right? And Roxanne's home. 488 00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:10,306 We... we arrest her. 489 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,836 And if it's him? The... the husband. 490 00:22:12,836 --> 00:22:14,759 We tell him his wife is trying to kill him, 491 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,581 he kills her first, guaranteed. 492 00:22:16,581 --> 00:22:19,213 Right, well, okay, yeah, I hadn't thought of that. 493 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:22,047 You hadn't thought of that? I can't think of everything, all right?! 494 00:22:22,047 --> 00:22:24,072 Oh, this is a bad idea... this whole thing! 495 00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,995 Oh, "we'll just sit around all day," you said. 496 00:22:25,995 --> 00:22:27,817 "Like shooting fish in a barrel," you said. 497 00:22:27,817 --> 00:22:30,347 Now someone's gonna get killed, and we're gonna get fired. 498 00:22:30,347 --> 00:22:31,764 Sunshine! Okay?! 499 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:33,890 Look on the bright side. You get to put the vest back on. 500 00:22:33,890 --> 00:22:37,736 I get to... I... I hadn't thought of that. 501 00:22:38,647 --> 00:22:39,761 Yeah. 502 00:22:45,429 --> 00:22:47,555 I thought this trophy was a prized possession. 503 00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:48,567 Hmm. 504 00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:50,794 So, who are we really doing this for? 505 00:22:50,794 --> 00:22:52,110 Family friend. 506 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:54,235 That that stuffed shirt you're sleeping with, is it? 507 00:22:54,235 --> 00:22:54,235 Davis? No. No. 508 00:22:56,361 --> 00:22:58,284 I mean it was, but it's not about him anymore. 509 00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:01,523 Just, this... this kid Stanwood... 510 00:23:01,523 --> 00:23:03,851 they're bullying him, and it really bothers me. 511 00:23:03,851 --> 00:23:04,965 Cops shouldn't do that... 512 00:23:04,965 --> 00:23:06,179 they... they shouldn't arrest someone 513 00:23:06,179 --> 00:23:07,799 just 'cause they don't like him. 514 00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:10,937 Well, all I'm gonna say is be careful. 515 00:23:10,937 --> 00:23:12,556 Because doing favors for civilians 516 00:23:12,556 --> 00:23:14,479 always comes back to bite you in the ass. 517 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:22,172 Tell Shaw I hope he falls and impales himself on it. 518 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,602 Uh, yeah. Here's the thing. 519 00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:27,638 You have to walk in and hand it to him yourself. 520 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:30,371 Finally! 521 00:23:31,282 --> 00:23:32,699 Justice is done. 522 00:23:32,699 --> 00:23:36,141 And the trophy is returned to its rightful owner! 523 00:23:36,141 --> 00:23:37,659 This proves for all eternity 524 00:23:37,659 --> 00:23:39,582 that I really won that contest, 525 00:23:39,582 --> 00:23:41,202 and Walsh is just a cheat. 526 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,125 Okay, I think you've totally made your point. 527 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:46,364 Does this mean that sedlacek has Friday off? I'm good on my word. 528 00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:47,579 Are we square? Yep. 529 00:23:47,579 --> 00:23:48,894 I'll go get your guy. 530 00:23:49,704 --> 00:23:50,615 Yeah. 531 00:23:54,968 --> 00:23:58,713 Your man is solving this case. 532 00:23:59,118 --> 00:24:02,256 Why isn't my man tearing off my clothes? 533 00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:05,191 Uh, 'cause that's two-way glass. 534 00:24:05,191 --> 00:24:07,924 So I'll do it two ways. 535 00:24:14,098 --> 00:24:15,212 Wait, wait, wait. 536 00:24:15,212 --> 00:24:17,641 That's a silver Sedan. That's gotta be the car! 537 00:24:19,564 --> 00:24:20,779 Oh, got it. 538 00:24:20,779 --> 00:24:23,411 Bravo-One-Niner... 539 00:24:23,411 --> 00:24:26,852 Lincoln, 6... oh... 62... 540 00:24:27,662 --> 00:24:29,383 Leased to... 541 00:24:29,383 --> 00:24:30,597 Eddie. 542 00:24:30,597 --> 00:24:33,027 I'm ready to go here. 543 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,468 Oh, I got this guy. 544 00:24:37,986 --> 00:24:39,201 Eddie! 545 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:42,238 I'm so sorry. I promise... 546 00:24:42,238 --> 00:24:43,553 Let me... let me go arrest this guy, 547 00:24:43,553 --> 00:24:46,691 and later, I'll... do that thing. 548 00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:48,108 You mean that thing? 549 00:24:48,108 --> 00:24:49,222 Exactly. 550 00:24:51,044 --> 00:24:52,360 I can't thank you enough. 551 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,372 No, it's fine. 552 00:24:53,372 --> 00:24:56,004 Just keep the pee-pee private from now on, huh? 553 00:24:56,004 --> 00:24:58,129 I will. Promise. 554 00:24:58,332 --> 00:24:59,445 All right. 555 00:24:59,546 --> 00:25:00,558 Thanks. 556 00:25:01,571 --> 00:25:04,911 I cannot wait to go home and make out with my pillow. 557 00:25:04,911 --> 00:25:07,239 Hey, Detective Eddie Alvarez, 2nd squad. 558 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,757 I caught a hit and run with injuries. 559 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:12,502 You guys are holding my suspect on unrelated. 560 00:25:12,907 --> 00:25:14,527 Mark Stanwood. 561 00:25:14,527 --> 00:25:16,349 Alvarez, what did you just say? 562 00:25:16,956 --> 00:25:17,867 What? 563 00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:18,879 Oh, hey. 564 00:25:18,879 --> 00:25:20,600 Mark Stanwood? Hit and run? 565 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,220 Yeah, last night. 566 00:25:22,726 --> 00:25:24,345 What are you guys doing here? 567 00:25:40,587 --> 00:25:43,118 Sir, this is my screwup. Walsh was just helping me. 568 00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:46,358 I don't care, you helped the wanted felon escape prosecution. And that's on the both of you. 569 00:25:47,573 --> 00:25:49,801 Nice work today, Shraeger. How bad is it? 570 00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:52,231 The video Eddie got doesn't show the actual hit and run. 571 00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:55,167 So if Stanwood cleans up his car before they find it, 572 00:25:55,167 --> 00:25:56,685 there is no case. 573 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:58,002 Find the car. 574 00:26:00,432 --> 00:26:02,963 Okay. So, you're a yuppie gel-head. 575 00:26:02,963 --> 00:26:04,887 You just decided to run over another human being 576 00:26:04,887 --> 00:26:06,405 with your car... what do you do? 577 00:26:06,405 --> 00:26:09,240 You go to a bar. You get drunk. 578 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,759 Go outside piss on a cop. 579 00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:12,278 So the car has to be parked 580 00:26:12,278 --> 00:26:14,201 somewhere near the bar where Stanwood was drinking. 581 00:26:14,201 --> 00:26:16,226 Yeah. I'll get patrol out looking for the car. 582 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:18,555 I'll get on the phone with the Lojack company. 583 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:21,390 No, I don't care. 584 00:26:21,390 --> 00:26:24,832 You find that car. You call me first, not Walsh. 585 00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:25,946 Yes. 586 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,769 Oh... yeah, okay. 587 00:26:27,769 --> 00:26:29,490 All right. Yeah, yeah. Okay, bye. 588 00:26:30,806 --> 00:26:31,920 Eddie. 589 00:26:32,021 --> 00:26:34,147 Oh, hey, babe you want a vanilla chai? 590 00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:36,678 There were cinnamon sticks, but I think they're... all gone. 591 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,602 Drop the Stanwood case. 592 00:26:39,716 --> 00:26:40,526 What? Why? 593 00:26:40,526 --> 00:26:41,437 Because you're chasing a guy 594 00:26:41,437 --> 00:26:44,576 whose father raised $6 million for the governor last year. 595 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,411 Okay, babe, this is a high-profile case. 596 00:26:47,411 --> 00:26:49,841 I can make lieutenant off of this. No, you can't. 597 00:26:49,841 --> 00:26:51,866 Stanwood's too well-connected. 598 00:26:52,473 --> 00:26:53,992 This'll hurt you, Eddie. 599 00:26:53,992 --> 00:26:57,131 I promised Mr. Moreno that I would help him out. 600 00:26:57,131 --> 00:26:59,358 Let Walsh and Shraeger help him. 601 00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:03,914 Baby, this is about where you can do the most good. 602 00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:07,964 And that's always gonna be at the top. 603 00:27:09,179 --> 00:27:10,394 For me? 604 00:27:20,721 --> 00:27:21,734 Okay. 605 00:27:33,479 --> 00:27:34,491 Hey. 606 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:37,022 I was gonna call you and, uh, check in. 607 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,642 How did everything go with Stanwood? 608 00:27:39,149 --> 00:27:40,060 Whoa... 609 00:27:40,566 --> 00:27:42,388 whoa! Hey! You're under arrest! 610 00:27:42,388 --> 00:27:44,717 You have the right to remain silent! Casey, come on! Wait a second! 611 00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:47,147 Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. 612 00:27:47,147 --> 00:27:49,678 Wait, wait a second... I'm arresting you for accessory to felony hit and run. 613 00:27:49,678 --> 00:27:51,197 Hit and run?! What?! Wait a minute! 614 00:27:51,197 --> 00:27:53,627 I had no idea that... that Mark Stanwood 615 00:27:53,627 --> 00:27:55,247 was involved with a hit and run. Nice try! 616 00:27:55,247 --> 00:27:56,766 Where is he? I have no idea. 617 00:27:56,766 --> 00:27:59,297 I swear! Casey, I swear! 618 00:27:59,297 --> 00:28:02,436 Look, I didn't know that he was involved in this 619 00:28:02,436 --> 00:28:03,853 when I asked you to help him! 620 00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:05,676 Oh, he just forgot to tell you when he called? 621 00:28:05,676 --> 00:28:07,498 He didn't call me. 622 00:28:08,713 --> 00:28:10,232 Your father did. 623 00:28:15,598 --> 00:28:17,319 Of course. My father. 624 00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,445 He plays golf with Mark's dad. 625 00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:21,673 I don't care if they're in love. Okay? I don't. 626 00:28:21,673 --> 00:28:23,799 I just let a violent criminal out of jail. 627 00:28:23,799 --> 00:28:25,824 He could be destroying evidence right now. 628 00:28:25,824 --> 00:28:27,039 I didn't know. 629 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,279 Now please uncuff me. People are starting to stare. 630 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,911 Don't ever ask me to do anything for you again. 631 00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:34,126 You understand me? 632 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,592 I'm sorry. 633 00:28:53,768 --> 00:28:55,692 Police. Is your wife home? 634 00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:57,413 No, and if you find her, 635 00:28:57,413 --> 00:28:59,337 tell her she's supposed to be doing my laundry. 636 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:00,856 Oh, I like him already. 637 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:02,577 We're coming in. 638 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:06,728 Look. 639 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:10,373 If this is about her eye... she's clumsy. 640 00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:11,183 You know how it is. 641 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:11,993 No, I... 642 00:29:11,993 --> 00:29:14,423 Look, uh, pal, your wife... 643 00:29:15,435 --> 00:29:16,549 She, uh... 644 00:29:16,549 --> 00:29:18,068 might have witnessed a robbery today, 645 00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:19,890 and we need to talk to her as soon as possible. 646 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:21,105 Roxanne? 647 00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:22,928 You'd be better off talking to the toaster. 648 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,750 She's... she's a real scatterbrain, you know? 649 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,674 Clumsy and a scatterbrain. 650 00:29:26,978 --> 00:29:29,610 Sounds like she really completes you. 651 00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:30,724 I don't like your attitude. 652 00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:31,939 Really? 653 00:29:32,141 --> 00:29:33,053 Look at me. 654 00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:35,381 Hey, your wife... she calls... 655 00:29:35,381 --> 00:29:36,799 you call us... you understand? 656 00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,318 Fine. Okay. 657 00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:39,330 Are we done? 658 00:29:39,330 --> 00:29:40,646 For now. 659 00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,430 All right, well, tell him to keep looking, would you? 660 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:49,050 We need to find Stanwood's car. 661 00:29:49,050 --> 00:29:50,366 All right, thanks. 662 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,404 Hey. How's the search going? 663 00:29:53,404 --> 00:29:55,935 Have you, uh, triangulated a grid vector? 664 00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:58,061 Really? 665 00:29:58,061 --> 00:29:59,681 All right, listen, I just wanted to let you know 666 00:29:59,681 --> 00:30:02,617 that, uh, Eddie Alvarez is gonna take a backseat on this hit and run, 667 00:30:02,617 --> 00:30:04,541 let the new girl fix her mistake. 668 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,060 Yeah? Why is that, Eddie? 669 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:08,489 Uh, I'm all about the... compassion. 670 00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:09,401 Wrong. 671 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:11,324 You're backing out 'cause Stanwood's connected. 672 00:30:11,324 --> 00:30:13,856 Okay, that's ridiculous. Shut up. 673 00:30:14,058 --> 00:30:17,501 Eddie, come on. Y... you're not a bad cop, okay? 674 00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:19,526 The videotape, that's a nice grab. 675 00:30:20,437 --> 00:30:22,664 But you have to stop playing politics 676 00:30:22,664 --> 00:30:24,790 for, like, five minutes. 677 00:30:24,993 --> 00:30:26,107 Walsh. Yeah. 678 00:30:26,107 --> 00:30:27,524 Traffic just called with a location 679 00:30:27,524 --> 00:30:28,638 on the Stanwood car. 680 00:30:28,638 --> 00:30:30,460 Yeah. Okay. I'm on it. 681 00:30:41,395 --> 00:30:43,724 It's a silver car with front-end damage... 682 00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:49,292 We're too late. 683 00:31:10,093 --> 00:31:12,016 Hold it. Where do you think you're going? 684 00:31:12,016 --> 00:31:14,950 I got a delivery for Detective Cole. Well, you just don't walk in and... 685 00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:16,670 I got it, Ron. Oh. 686 00:31:18,087 --> 00:31:18,998 Hey, 50 bucks. 687 00:31:18,998 --> 00:31:21,527 Don't skimp on the tip this time! 688 00:31:21,831 --> 00:31:23,551 Hey, it's me. 689 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:25,878 I found us the perfect score. 690 00:31:25,878 --> 00:31:27,801 It's a camera shop up on Broome. 691 00:31:27,801 --> 00:31:30,230 It's got a lot of high-end you-know-what... 692 00:31:30,230 --> 00:31:31,140 Cameras. 693 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:32,860 Now, the problem is, 694 00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:36,807 there's a squad car sitting on it at night, so... 695 00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,134 Okay, I told you. I can't. 696 00:31:39,944 --> 00:31:42,170 So, what you're telling me is I'm talking to the wrong guy. 697 00:31:42,170 --> 00:31:44,497 Oh, that's cool. Just point me to your boss. We can share a slice. 698 00:31:44,497 --> 00:31:47,735 I'll tell him about my old friend Navan Granger. 699 00:31:51,479 --> 00:31:52,390 Fine. 700 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:53,604 Aah! I'll do. 701 00:31:53,604 --> 00:31:56,033 Just get out of here. Hey. 702 00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:57,753 What? 50 bucks. 703 00:31:57,753 --> 00:31:59,878 Are you... are you kidding me?! 704 00:32:05,646 --> 00:32:06,759 A tip. Come on. 705 00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:07,771 Oh, get out of here. 706 00:32:07,771 --> 00:32:09,390 You have a nice day. 707 00:32:23,556 --> 00:32:27,098 Csu checked Stanwood's car. It's clean. 708 00:32:27,604 --> 00:32:29,728 Kid's gonna walk if you don't find something else. 709 00:32:30,336 --> 00:32:32,562 I had D.O.T. pull all the photos from the traffic cameras 710 00:32:32,562 --> 00:32:33,776 in the neighborhood, 711 00:32:33,776 --> 00:32:35,699 before and after the hit and run. 712 00:32:35,699 --> 00:32:36,812 All right. See this one 713 00:32:36,812 --> 00:32:38,835 this is two blocks before the hit and run. 714 00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:40,252 If we can find one from after 715 00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:42,883 that shows damage to the car... All right. 716 00:32:48,448 --> 00:32:49,663 Whoa, whoa, here we go. 717 00:32:49,663 --> 00:32:51,180 What, you got damage? 718 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,496 Even better. 719 00:32:52,496 --> 00:32:53,407 Well, well. 720 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:55,835 Looks like Mr. Stanwood was getting a culinary tour 721 00:32:55,835 --> 00:32:58,163 of the south of pants when our victim was hit. 722 00:32:58,163 --> 00:33:00,186 He's lucky she doesn't have a bite reflex. 723 00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,906 Now all I have to do is I.D. her, 724 00:33:01,906 --> 00:33:03,121 have her turn on Stanwood, 725 00:33:03,121 --> 00:33:05,853 and I'm gonna be making out with my pillow by midnight. 726 00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:08,787 Hey, think your boyfriend knows her? 727 00:33:09,192 --> 00:33:11,013 No, but I know who will. 728 00:33:22,347 --> 00:33:23,561 Casey? 729 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,293 Were we supposed to be having dinner? 730 00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,114 I don't know what the moral implications are 731 00:33:28,114 --> 00:33:30,341 for having your father cavity searched, 732 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,579 but I am seriously close to ordering it. 733 00:33:37,221 --> 00:33:38,840 Who is she, dad? 734 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,293 I have no idea. 735 00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:45,013 Don't lie to me. I'm not. 736 00:33:45,013 --> 00:33:46,531 I should have known you were behind this. 737 00:33:46,531 --> 00:33:48,453 I'm not behind anything. 738 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:53,614 I just knew if I asked you directly, you wouldn't do it. 739 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:55,840 Did you know about the hit and run? Of course not. 740 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,459 What kind of a man do you think I am? 741 00:33:57,459 --> 00:33:58,977 Honestly? I don't know. 742 00:34:01,203 --> 00:34:04,441 I need a name... and I need you to think 743 00:34:04,441 --> 00:34:06,870 about what's more important to you... 744 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,995 your golf buddy or your daughter. 745 00:34:19,113 --> 00:34:21,441 All right. We got foot patrol looking for Roxanne Tate, 746 00:34:21,441 --> 00:34:23,869 we got radio cars going by... 747 00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,286 every 30 minute 748 00:34:25,286 --> 00:34:26,500 What else? 749 00:34:26,905 --> 00:34:29,131 That's it. There's nothing else. 750 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:30,750 Nothing else. 751 00:34:31,964 --> 00:34:33,077 You know, screw it. I'm going back there. 752 00:34:33,077 --> 00:34:35,202 What are you doing? I'm going back there! 753 00:34:35,202 --> 00:34:37,429 Leo, it's a domestic. All right? 754 00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:39,857 They all go sideways. Don't get emotionally involved. 755 00:34:39,857 --> 00:34:40,768 Come on, man. 756 00:34:40,768 --> 00:34:42,690 They teach you that on the first day. 757 00:34:43,702 --> 00:34:45,423 Let me ask you a question. 758 00:34:45,423 --> 00:34:47,851 Do you have any idea what it's like to go to bed every night 759 00:34:47,851 --> 00:34:51,291 terrified you won't wake up? 760 00:34:52,405 --> 00:34:54,125 And then wake up the next morning terrified 761 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,047 you won't make it through the day? 762 00:34:56,047 --> 00:34:56,958 Hmm? 763 00:34:57,768 --> 00:34:59,387 Roxanne Tate does. 764 00:34:59,589 --> 00:35:01,006 She goes day to day 765 00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:02,928 knowing that this dude is gonna kill her. 766 00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:05,964 Maybe not today, but soon. 767 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:12,845 Leo, every time he hits her, she goes back. 768 00:35:13,351 --> 00:35:15,577 432, this is dispatch. 769 00:35:16,993 --> 00:35:18,511 Dispatch, this is 432. 770 00:35:18,511 --> 00:35:20,029 Call just came in on your domestic. 771 00:35:20,029 --> 00:35:22,964 115 Hudson Street. Apartment 1-A. 772 00:35:24,886 --> 00:35:27,719 Leo, if she killed him... 773 00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:29,946 we have to arrest her. 774 00:35:29,946 --> 00:35:31,261 We're not arresting her. 775 00:35:31,261 --> 00:35:33,285 Leo... We are not! 776 00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:46,338 I did it. I poisoned him. 777 00:35:54,580 --> 00:35:55,592 She poisoned me? 778 00:35:55,592 --> 00:35:58,224 Yes, just sit still okay. What we doing here? 779 00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,540 Somebody talk to us what are you doing? 780 00:35:59,540 --> 00:36:00,350 I'm not gonna tell you again. 781 00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:01,970 You take me to the hospital, and you arrest her! 782 00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:02,881 I'm telling you to sit down! 783 00:36:02,881 --> 00:36:05,007 Eric, what are we doing? It's okay. You can arrest me. 784 00:36:05,007 --> 00:36:07,336 I did what I had to. We're not... Listen to the bitch, all right? 785 00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:10,373 Hey, watch your language in front of the lady, huh?! Sit down! 786 00:36:18,269 --> 00:36:19,585 Okay. Relax! 787 00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,711 See, look, now your stomach is hurt... okay. 788 00:36:23,634 --> 00:36:26,570 She stays here. Uh, he comes with us. 789 00:36:37,706 --> 00:36:38,718 The minute you pull away, 790 00:36:38,718 --> 00:36:40,945 that bitch is gonna run. No, she's not. 791 00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:43,476 Damn, it hurts. 792 00:36:43,476 --> 00:36:44,792 Okay, here it is. 793 00:36:44,792 --> 00:36:46,513 We're gonna take you to a hospital, Wendall, 794 00:36:46,513 --> 00:36:49,044 but which one depends on you. 795 00:36:49,044 --> 00:36:50,563 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 796 00:36:50,563 --> 00:36:52,182 It means if you promise us 797 00:36:52,182 --> 00:36:53,397 you're never gonna see your wife again, 798 00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:55,321 we'll take you to a hospital around the corner. 799 00:36:56,029 --> 00:36:58,965 But if you don't, I hear Staten Island's gorgeous this time of year. 800 00:36:58,965 --> 00:37:00,889 You can't do that. I got rights. 801 00:37:00,889 --> 00:37:02,306 What about your wife's rights 802 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,533 not to get the crap kicked out of her by her husband? 803 00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:06,760 Huh? She had it coming. 804 00:37:08,076 --> 00:37:09,291 Okay. Staten Island. 805 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:11,417 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait, wait, guys... 806 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:15,770 Okay. I promise. I'll leave her alone. 807 00:37:16,378 --> 00:37:17,390 Mm. 808 00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:18,908 I don't believe him. Not truthful. 809 00:37:18,908 --> 00:37:21,541 Oh, come on, please, please, I don't want to die! 810 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:24,071 Wendall, we all die. 811 00:37:24,071 --> 00:37:25,387 I swear to God. 812 00:37:26,197 --> 00:37:28,121 I'll leave her alone. I swear. 813 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,044 I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll give her all my money. 814 00:37:30,044 --> 00:37:31,360 Whatever you want. 815 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:32,474 Oh. Okay. 816 00:37:32,778 --> 00:37:33,790 Okay. 817 00:37:34,802 --> 00:37:35,916 But if you're lying... 818 00:37:35,916 --> 00:37:39,459 We'll be there. Got me? 819 00:37:43,002 --> 00:37:44,521 Put your seat belt on. 820 00:37:49,076 --> 00:37:51,304 Shraeger, you got a visitor. 821 00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,353 Wasn't expecting to see you here. 822 00:37:55,353 --> 00:37:58,086 So, this is where you work. 823 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,731 It's, uh... it's very... 824 00:38:01,731 --> 00:38:03,350 authentic. 825 00:38:03,857 --> 00:38:05,476 Do you have a name for me? 826 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,121 I spoke to Mark's boss. 827 00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:12,158 I offered him a job at twice his current salary. 828 00:38:12,158 --> 00:38:13,170 He said Mark's been sleeping 829 00:38:13,170 --> 00:38:15,600 with a woman named Linda Cooper. 830 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,017 Satisfied? 831 00:38:23,699 --> 00:38:24,913 Casey... 832 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:29,064 I would never pick anyone over you. 833 00:38:49,716 --> 00:38:52,044 My client's in a difficult position. 834 00:38:52,652 --> 00:38:53,563 I'd say. 835 00:38:53,563 --> 00:38:54,474 Let me guess... 836 00:38:54,474 --> 00:38:57,511 fellating a strange man nullifies your prenup. 837 00:38:59,029 --> 00:39:01,662 Look, there's no reason that this has to get out. 838 00:39:01,662 --> 00:39:03,180 What do you mean? Here's the deal. 839 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,610 You tell us Mark ran the guy over... we arrest him. 840 00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:06,926 You plus the photo? 841 00:39:06,926 --> 00:39:08,242 Mark's lawyer negotiates a plea deal, 842 00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:11,481 and your involvement never leaves this room. 843 00:39:15,025 --> 00:39:16,239 Mark was drunk. 844 00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,859 Creamed that guy ming off the curb, 845 00:39:17,859 --> 00:39:19,175 and I wanted to stop. 846 00:39:19,175 --> 00:39:21,706 Mark said no, that nobody would ever find out. 847 00:39:32,032 --> 00:39:33,955 The tabloids have been claiming the pair 848 00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,879 have been in trouble for some years. 849 00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:37,296 In local news tonight, 850 00:39:37,296 --> 00:39:39,827 son of real estate Tycoon Leonard Stanwood 851 00:39:39,827 --> 00:39:42,662 has been arraigned on a hit-and-run charge. 852 00:39:42,662 --> 00:39:45,192 Mark Stanwood is being held without bail 853 00:39:45,192 --> 00:39:47,420 and is considered a flight risk. 854 00:39:47,420 --> 00:39:49,343 The victim of the alleged hit and run, 855 00:39:49,343 --> 00:39:51,570 Queens resident Bruce Moreno... Let's go home. 856 00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,291 Has undergone surgery for... 857 00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:01,592 Yeah, how you doing? Uh, this is Detective... 858 00:40:01,592 --> 00:40:03,516 Um, Detective... 859 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:06,047 Chase calling from the 2nd squad. 860 00:40:06,047 --> 00:40:09,286 You got a patrol car sitting on 26 Broome Street? 861 00:40:09,489 --> 00:40:11,716 Great, I need the car pulled for a couple of hours tonight. 862 00:40:11,716 --> 00:40:14,348 I've got an undercover operation going on there. 863 00:40:16,575 --> 00:40:19,309 Great. Thank you. Thank you. 864 00:41:26,225 --> 00:41:27,844 Murder store 865 00:41:31,894 --> 00:41:33,615 I want to kill my boss. 866 00:41:36,247 --> 00:41:37,867 I'm wearing an NYPD jacket. 867 00:41:37,867 --> 00:41:39,790 Dude, I know. It looks so real. 868 00:41:40,195 --> 00:41:42,422 Really? You... you think that looks real, 869 00:41:42,422 --> 00:41:45,155 why don't you try these cuffs! 870 00:41:45,205 --> 00:41:49,755 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 62084

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