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Previously on "The Magicians"...
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So this book is used to help
relocate different worlds
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via a cooperative spell?
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Well, it is called the World Book.
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Okay, there's a spell in here
that will tell me where
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I'm supposed to go, and I will
stay there for good, okay?
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Just let me help you.
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This is just casual, right? We're not...
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I saved your live, bitch.
(SMOOCHES) Casual that.
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A talking Lizard of the Dunes.
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Well, what's my birthright,
you scaly shit?
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It's the talking animals.
They've all been struck dumb.
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All those organs...
they're building blocks,
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trying to piece together a body.
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Is it yours?
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Eliot's alive. He's alive.
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- So you're Team Monster now?
- I'm Team Eliot.
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Your Penny's dead or not
alive in some confusing way?
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- You're Kady?
- What's going on?
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I'm not your Penny.
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- Marina.
- Hmm.
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I've been looking for you.
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- Penny, right?
- I know you?
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(EXHALES DEEPLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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- (ELECTRICAL BUZZING)
- Ah!
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Well, it's about time you woke up.
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What the hell?
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I assume you remember getting jumped.
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Well, what happened
next is you were sold
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for 500 bucks
and an Alpha Black Lotus...
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mint condish.
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It's Magic the Gathering?
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Are you telling me that
Magic cards are actually magic?
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No, just really expensive.
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(TOOL CRANKING)
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Excuse me.
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Okay, you know this kid?
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Not personally.
He's kind of a legend, though.
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He's a horomancer.
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You know, time magic,
fourth dimension shit.
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Yeah, cool story. Why am I in a cage?
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- Hey, Stoppard.
- (TUNING FORK REVERBERATING)
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What is it you want?
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Huh? You want a spell? Deweys?
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- Lose your virginity?
- You're not really my type.
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Oh. Well, if he is,
you can totally have him.
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That's... No, I-I don't want
sex or to hurt you.
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I don't want any of that.
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I just want you guys
to go back to your timeline
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where you belong.
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Look, it's nothing personal.
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Mm, people in cages is
never not personal, sweetie.
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You guys are creating
a frequency dissonance.
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It's your quarks... subtle.
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Most people wouldn't notice,
but what I do...
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- What are you doing?
- You guys are fucking up every spell.
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Here's an idea... adjust to our quarks.
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They're subatomic. How hard can it be?
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Yeah, I tried that. Didn't work.
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So...
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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- Welcome home, guys.
- Father fuck me.
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(SIGHS)
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That's weird.
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It was just working a minute ago.
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Yeah, it's 'cause there
was magic in that timeline.
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There ain't in timeline 23.
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You gonna let me out?
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Why would I? You're a psychopath.
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(GASPS) One, rude.
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And, two, I know how to use
that thing, and you don't.
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You're also a compulsive liar, so...
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Okay, well, you're going
to send yourself
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to some cracked-out
in-between space, but whatever.
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Don't screw this up.
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Calm your man tits. I got this.
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO)
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Okay...
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(CHATTER CONTINUES)
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I thought you said you
knew how to use this thing.
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Well, you should learn to trust
your instincts about people.
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Relax... there's enough juice
in the Dewey for one more jump.
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Let's just not use it
until we know how to, okay?
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Sure, sure, cool, cool.
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The vibe I'm getting from
this timeline is very "1984."
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Worse. It's "The Crucible."
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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♪
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I don't know, Q.
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If we help him collect
his stone organ prizes,
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we can get him out of Eliot.
It's a good plan.
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Unless we help him build
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a completely indestructible
titan god body.
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Well, he's already pretty murder-y.
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It can't get much worse.
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You say that like we
can just risk people's lives.
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We've taken down gods before.
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And we end up losing every time.
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It's Eliot.
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Right now we can't fix everything,
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but I think that we can do this.
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Okay, for now, we help the
monster, but at the same time,
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we also figure out what our
next move's going to be.
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Thank you. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
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I don't know. I guess I'm just worried.
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- I can't help you if you...
- You're helping a lot.
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I was a goddess, and now I'm just
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your friendly neighborhood
bulletproof vest.
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I mean, you would be
a very high level X-Men.
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Mm.
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Like Emma Frost's diamond form.
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- Mutant?
- A mutant.
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Like The Indestructress.
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
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The page you gave the monster...
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you remember what it says?
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We didn't have time to decipher it all.
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I mean, there were a lot of hieroglyphs.
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Okay, do you remember what hieroglyphs?
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So I'm thinking... like, so...
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we've got two stone things
covered in hieroglyphs,
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neither of which came
from an Egyptian god, so...
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- Who did the raiding?
- And why?
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Um, there were a lot of...
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these ones.
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- What is that?
- A lot.
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A yellow fruit?
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- Is there a yellow fruit god?
- I don't know.
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I don't remember anything
from any class at Brakebills.
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Ooh! Recently uncovered tomb
changes much
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of what archeologists thought
they knew about Ancient Egypt.
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Maybe stuff Brakebills
didn't know about.
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Worth a shot.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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♪
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Why Modesto, Alice?
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Still trying to figure that out.
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My life, that is.
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Oh.
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- I like your bunnies.
- They were my mom's.
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Well, she had lovely taste
in glass animals.
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No drugs, no booze, no bullshit.
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You want to smoke, you do it outside,
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and the rent is due on the 5th.
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- I understand.
- Okay.
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I'll show you to your room.
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Oh, um, just one more question...
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what is there to do in, uh, Modesto?
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(SCOFFS)
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Shit-all, really.
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So then why is it here
if it's native to Loria?
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We're unsure, but since
the return of magic,
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the Atros flower has been found blooming
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all over Fillory.
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Its pollen is why the
talking animals can't speak.
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Allergies are why my birthright lizard
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ain't saying shit?
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Wait, if the bunnies can't talk,
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that means that we're cut off
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from everyone else back on Earth.
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How am I going to remind them
to water my rosemary plants?
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Or ask 23 to blip our asses back.
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- That too.
- There is good news.
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- We found a remedy.
- The juice from a beet
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that grows on one of
the smaller fingerling isles...
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Codswall...
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best known for their
inordinately polite alpacas.
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- Alpacas can be supreme dicks.
- Great.
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Get a ship to Cockswallow.
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BOTH: Codswall.
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Juice the beets, distribute, done.
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There's one small, minute, trivial,
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infinitesimally miniscule,
itty-bitty problem.
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Lady Pike, who rules Codswall,
has been known to be, uh...
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Difficult.
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Are you saying she's a bitch?
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Good thing I'm not one at all, then.
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- (LAUGHING)
- Stop laughing.
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(LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
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♪
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- That it?
- Mm-hmm.
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Do you have any suggestions
on things to do
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- in or around Modesto?
- (REGISTER BEEPING)
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Die of boredom?
(DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE)
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(REGISTER BEEPING)
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- I like your tattoos.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hard getting by
with all those shortages, huh?
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Yeah, maybe for the classically trained.
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Cockroaches like me,
we do what we got to.
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Always have.
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(REGISTER BEEPING)
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- Get over there!
- I didn't do anything.
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They're just tattoos.
They don't mean anything.
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Keep moving. They are not
fucking around here.
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Yeah, honestly, I'm more concerned
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about what my girlfriend
will do if I don't make it back
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in time for her birthday.
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You have a girlfriend?
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As in a human you give a shit about?
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Yeah, and I'd rather not
lose her this time.
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We were a thing back in timeline 23,
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and I fucked it up.
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You're telling me that you found
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another one of her in timeline 40?
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Yes. And now that I know what
she will and won't put up with,
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it's going so much better this time.
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- That's sociopathic.
- Dude, we're refugees.
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We deserve any and all
advantages that come our way.
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Yeah, like penthouse apartments?
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'Cause I don't know any
refugees that live like that.
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You want that thing? You can have it.
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It's way more trouble than it's worth.
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Hey, crazy pitch...
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what if we asked Stoppard
for help... here?
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Like the Stoppard in this timeline?
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Probably got burned at the stake.
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Okay, but if he didn't,
he has no beef with us.
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We take the thing to him.
If anyone can fix it, he can.
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There's so much terrible
about that idea.
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Okay, do you know
another horomancer? No?
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Then let's go.
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(SIGHS)
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Brothers and sisters,
when things are lost,
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they want to be found...
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Ms. Ross's engagement ring,
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little Joey Mireles' dog...
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That we will find the money
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to pay for Kiersten Bron's
leukemia treatment.
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- Tea?
- Oh, no, thank you.
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Um, do you know Reverend Ted Grayson?
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Yeah, he's my minister.
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He's a little theatrical
at times, but he's a good man.
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- Why, are you religious?
- Uh, not really. You?
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No.
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My mom was.
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I was on probation when she passed,
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and the congregation was there
for me, so I still go.
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(SCOFFS)
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(SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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♪
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Look, I'm not good at
the whole back-and-forth thing,
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so I'm just going to say it.
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I saw you. I saw you find the lock box.
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You followed me?
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How did you know where to dig?
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No idea what you're talking about.
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How the hell did you just do that?
251
00:12:46,703 --> 00:12:48,710
Same way you found the box.
252
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:53,057
I'm a magician. Like you.
253
00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:57,356
You had no idea, did you?
254
00:12:57,366 --> 00:13:00,195
That it was real till you could do it.
255
00:13:01,457 --> 00:13:05,156
You can talk to me. To me, this
doesn't even count as weird.
256
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:10,935
It just started a couple of months ago.
257
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:14,851
I, um... I lost my keys,
and then all of a sudden,
258
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,290
I could just feel it in my head.
259
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,035
You're a quaeromancer.
260
00:13:21,042 --> 00:13:24,078
It's really rare actually.
I-I've never met one...
261
00:13:24,088 --> 00:13:26,820
and I went to a school
full of people like us.
262
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:29,342
- Are you shitting me?
- Nope.
263
00:13:29,353 --> 00:13:31,781
They can do all kinds of things.
264
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,045
Most people don't figure out
their thing until their 20s,
265
00:13:34,055 --> 00:13:37,001
but every now and then,
somebody... it takes them longer.
266
00:13:37,012 --> 00:13:38,351
Have you told anyone?
267
00:13:38,362 --> 00:13:41,498
(SCOFFS) They would think I was nuts.
268
00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:44,108
Honestly...
269
00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:48,035
It's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
270
00:13:48,289 --> 00:13:49,820
Do you know what I mean?
271
00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,788
Well...
272
00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:53,757
yes and no.
273
00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:58,765
Sheila, I think you
might be why I'm here.
274
00:13:58,775 --> 00:14:01,302
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
275
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:04,336
- Librarians.
- Librarians?
276
00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:07,044
They can't know I'm here.
Please don't tell them.
277
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:14,520
Thanks, but I'm not interested.
278
00:14:14,530 --> 00:14:15,560
Sheila Cozener?
279
00:14:15,571 --> 00:14:17,088
I'm Paul, this is Laurel,
280
00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:19,384
and we'd like to talk to you
about an opportunity.
281
00:14:19,395 --> 00:14:22,437
One involving your newfound talents.
282
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,536
Sheila, I am telling you,
you can't trust the Library.
283
00:14:30,546 --> 00:14:33,147
Okay, I-I know that they told
you they'd give you more magic
284
00:14:33,157 --> 00:14:36,063
if you signed up for a Library
card, but they won't, okay?
285
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,457
The Library card is just a way
for them to keep tabs on you.
286
00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,154
Alice, I get it.
287
00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:42,548
You know, whatever run-in
you had with them
288
00:14:42,558 --> 00:14:44,158
clearly traumatized you.
289
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:45,899
I don't know enough about any of this
290
00:14:45,909 --> 00:14:47,379
to be signing up for anything.
291
00:14:47,389 --> 00:14:51,861
You said that you were
in Modesto because of me.
292
00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:53,385
Right?
293
00:14:53,395 --> 00:14:54,777
What if it's because
294
00:14:54,787 --> 00:14:56,779
you're supposed to teach me everything?
295
00:14:56,789 --> 00:14:59,739
No. Knowing more isn't better.
296
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:00,884
How could it not?
297
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:04,657
Because it's powerful and it
can be really, really bad.
298
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,485
Okay, look, I'm a grown woman,
299
00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:08,578
you're a grown woman, we make choices.
300
00:15:08,589 --> 00:15:10,531
Is there something I'm missing here?
301
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,143
Okay, listen...
302
00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:15,798
I did a lot of stupid shit
when I was your age.
303
00:15:15,808 --> 00:15:18,845
Yeah, so did I, and magic
made it so much bigger
304
00:15:18,855 --> 00:15:20,412
and so much worse.
305
00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,676
And if you regret it,
if you think about those people
306
00:15:23,686 --> 00:15:26,200
that you hurt and all
that time that you wasted
307
00:15:26,210 --> 00:15:28,594
every single day,
then I know how you feel.
308
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,944
Look, I hear you. I get it.
309
00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,503
But it's what we make of it, right?
310
00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:36,127
And for me, it's...
311
00:15:37,176 --> 00:15:38,951
it's like the first time that I can,
312
00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,430
you know, turn things around,
313
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,130
maybe... maybe do something good.
314
00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:48,743
But I need you to help me do that.
315
00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:50,415
Please!
316
00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:54,749
All right...
317
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:57,970
we are going to need
to take this outside.
318
00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,537
If you own the house,
why do you smoke outside?
319
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:04,411
I don't know... it's
my mother's rules, I guess.
320
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:06,805
Always seemed kind of wrong
just breaking them
321
00:16:06,815 --> 00:16:08,642
'cause she was gone.
322
00:16:12,211 --> 00:16:13,952
Come on.
323
00:16:15,649 --> 00:16:17,303
Okay.
324
00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:21,210
Let's start with Popper 1.
325
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,777
Okay.
326
00:16:22,787 --> 00:16:25,606
I'll make this simple.
We need your beets.
327
00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:29,175
At a fair price, of course. I
doubt the island of Clitswell...
328
00:16:29,185 --> 00:16:31,917
- Codswall.
- Codswall.
329
00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,353
Anyway, I...
330
00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,268
Do you even know where Codswall is?
331
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,618
Of course.
332
00:16:37,628 --> 00:16:40,273
It's one of the bigger...
333
00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,449
smaller fingering islands.
334
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,278
- Fingerling.
- Exactly. Fingerling.
335
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:47,759
Thank you, Your Majesty.
336
00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:49,804
- For?
- Confirming my suspicion
337
00:16:49,814 --> 00:16:52,111
that you've never had
consideration for us.
338
00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:53,939
This makes my decision to sell our beets
339
00:16:53,949 --> 00:16:57,856
to West Loria that much easier.
340
00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:01,729
- Where the fuck is West Loria?
- West of Loria, Your Majesty.
341
00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,687
- But since when?
- While you were Janet,
342
00:17:03,697 --> 00:17:08,311
King Idri and his sister, Ru,
had a squabble/slight war.
343
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,000
- Like a civil war?
- And as acting High King,
344
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,829
I asked myself, "What would
Margo or Eliot do?"
345
00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:18,311
- Support our ally, Idri.
- Unfortunately, he lost.
346
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:22,402
Now Queen Ru rules over West Loria.
347
00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,317
And 'cause she's pissed we helped Idri,
348
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:26,710
she wants all Lady Pike's fresh beets?
349
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,147
Damn. That's cold.
350
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,844
Verily, they don't even have
351
00:17:29,854 --> 00:17:33,369
- talking animals in West Loria.
- On problem at a time.
352
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,111
The Cumdumpsterson twat...
ALL: Codswall.
353
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,547
Oh, I know what I said.
354
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,114
I'm going to firebomb the shit
355
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,334
out of her floating patch
of dirt and take her beets.
356
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,988
Bada bing, bada fuck her.
357
00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:46,208
Could we be a tad less incendiary?
358
00:17:46,218 --> 00:17:47,862
Agreed.
359
00:17:47,872 --> 00:17:50,701
What would Eliot do?
360
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,956
Eliot's not here, sweetie.
361
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,881
I am.
362
00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:01,093
(MOUTHING WORDS)
363
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:04,661
So... just to ask this,
364
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,926
can we really risk war with West Loria?
365
00:18:07,936 --> 00:18:10,493
Diplomacy was Eliot's thing, Josh.
366
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:12,017
Diplomacy is what got you elected.
367
00:18:12,027 --> 00:18:15,020
I got elected because
I listened to a drunk bear
368
00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,630
talk about his fee-fees.
369
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:20,373
- That's all diplomacy is!
- It was an accident.
370
00:18:20,383 --> 00:18:21,809
- (SCOFFS)
- I don't know how
371
00:18:21,819 --> 00:18:24,594
to intentionally care
about other people's shit.
372
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,694
Lucky for you, that's all I do.
373
00:18:30,959 --> 00:18:32,385
Fine.
374
00:18:32,395 --> 00:18:34,604
One shot, Hoberman.
375
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,400
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
376
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,627
Hi, we're looking for Stoppard.
377
00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:51,936
Daniel, honey.
378
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:56,148
Come in before someone sees you.
379
00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:59,455
Amazing. I haven't seen
anything like this
380
00:18:59,465 --> 00:19:03,024
since before the exclusion laws.
381
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:04,243
I have one of these!
382
00:19:04,253 --> 00:19:06,245
And it's missing a spoke like mine.
383
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:08,029
What are the odds?
384
00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:10,684
Anyway, this... this one,
it didn't come with a manual.
385
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,599
Do you have any ideas?
386
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,470
Well, it's hard to explain,
but I think...
387
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,777
Daniel, something's not...
388
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:19,703
Mom? Mom, what's wrong?
389
00:19:20,704 --> 00:19:22,652
Something... something's wrong
with the spells.
390
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,611
Hold on, I'll figure this out.
391
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,623
Quickly, while he's busy.
392
00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:36,483
Found an outdated copy
393
00:19:36,494 --> 00:19:39,183
of Taussig's Primer and a VCR manual.
394
00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:42,490
This place has shit for helpful books.
395
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,710
Well, at least it's standing.
396
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,886
I cannot believe a bunch
of militant muggles
397
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,019
beat me to burning down Brakebills.
398
00:19:49,029 --> 00:19:52,413
- What's that?
- Oh, it was Sonia's.
399
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:56,026
- You mean Stoppard's mother?
- I mean Sonia Kikuno...
400
00:19:56,036 --> 00:19:59,420
the genius who basically
pioneered horomancy.
401
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,597
This is easily one of the most
accidentally valuable things
402
00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:04,942
I've ever stolen. Here, look.
403
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:07,544
Wasn't that in Stoppard's workshop?
404
00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:11,244
Yeah. That screen
opens a window in time.
405
00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,073
You can FaceTime with the past
as far back as 50 years.
406
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,336
It's genuinely genius. Like, wow.
407
00:20:16,346 --> 00:20:18,405
A lot of these spells use cinnabar.
408
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,427
Hasn't... hasn't that stuff
been banned for years?
409
00:20:20,437 --> 00:20:23,953
Yeah, it causes severe
neuro-degeneration,
410
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:26,042
which is probably what's
happening with Sonia.
411
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,957
She's been hitting the cinnabar
412
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,437
pretty hard for decades, I imagine.
413
00:20:30,447 --> 00:20:32,439
So...
414
00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:35,312
she has clockwork Alzheimer's?
415
00:20:35,322 --> 00:20:38,706
Mm, kind of, but so much worse.
416
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:40,447
Your brain gets unstuck in time.
417
00:20:40,457 --> 00:20:42,797
You don't know where you are
or when you are,
418
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,451
and you can't control it.
419
00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:48,107
It is good, good times,
and then you die.
420
00:20:48,117 --> 00:20:50,849
Yeah, but... but it seemed
like they had a-a treatment.
421
00:20:50,859 --> 00:20:53,460
I mean, those weird watches she had on?
422
00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:56,637
Mm, yeah, until they got messed up...
423
00:20:56,647 --> 00:20:58,161
by us.
424
00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:00,293
(SIGHS) Must be what started all this.
425
00:21:00,303 --> 00:21:02,382
I mean, back in timeline 40...
426
00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,689
it's why Stoppard hunted us down.
427
00:21:04,699 --> 00:21:06,038
He's trying to save his mom.
428
00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:08,736
Oh... now I almost feel bad for him.
429
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,999
Feel bad for us.
430
00:21:10,009 --> 00:21:11,783
Even if we get back to timeline 40,
431
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:14,655
Stoppard is going to do
anything he can to kick us out.
432
00:21:14,665 --> 00:21:16,222
Unless we kill him.
433
00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:19,051
For... trying to save his mom?
434
00:21:19,061 --> 00:21:21,706
Moms die every day. Circle of life.
435
00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,142
Wow!
436
00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:25,014
No!
437
00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:27,973
We help him save her.
438
00:21:27,983 --> 00:21:31,856
(SIGHS, GROANS)
439
00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:41,769
Am I just absorbing
440
00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:43,510
a fuck-ton of cinnabar right now?
441
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,219
Yeah, and breathing it.
442
00:21:47,698 --> 00:21:49,168
(SIGHS) Great.
443
00:21:49,178 --> 00:21:52,486
Let's finish this
and get the hell out of here.
444
00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,924
(SIGHS)
445
00:21:58,971 --> 00:22:01,582
(SCREEN BUZZING)
446
00:22:04,237 --> 00:22:07,056
- Sonia?
- Who are you?
447
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:09,188
Friend's of Daniel, who's grown now.
448
00:22:09,198 --> 00:22:10,755
Listen, we need to talk to you
449
00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:12,975
about that cinnabar
that you're using. It's...
450
00:22:12,985 --> 00:22:16,674
Frying my brain
into cheesecloth, I know.
451
00:22:16,684 --> 00:22:20,547
Daniel used my designs to build
the device you're using.
452
00:22:20,557 --> 00:22:22,941
We talked a couple months ago.
453
00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:25,988
If you were his friends,
you'd know that.
454
00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:27,859
He asked you to stop?
455
00:22:27,869 --> 00:22:29,469
Of course.
456
00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:31,906
He also told me I'm about
to have a breakthrough
457
00:22:31,916 --> 00:22:33,865
that creates a whole new discipline.
458
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:36,737
I can't stop now.
My work's too important.
459
00:22:36,747 --> 00:22:38,217
Fair point.
460
00:22:38,227 --> 00:22:40,567
So you're just going to pick
your clock shit
461
00:22:40,577 --> 00:22:42,265
over your own kid?
462
00:22:42,275 --> 00:22:46,051
No, idiot. I choose both.
463
00:22:46,061 --> 00:22:48,532
I designed devices
to counter the cinnabar,
464
00:22:48,542 --> 00:22:52,492
tether my mind right here
with my work and my kid.
465
00:22:52,502 --> 00:22:56,366
As long as I have these
working for me, I'll be fine.
466
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:59,108
I intend to die a very old lady...
467
00:22:59,118 --> 00:23:01,294
sharp as a tack.
468
00:23:03,252 --> 00:23:05,114
Oh, fuck her. It's not our fault.
469
00:23:05,124 --> 00:23:06,506
She knew the consequences,
470
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,247
and she still licked her paintbrushes.
471
00:23:08,257 --> 00:23:10,597
We go back to 40, we're
taking the kid's mom away.
472
00:23:10,607 --> 00:23:12,314
- I'm not doing that.
- Well, I'm not losing
473
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,253
my life because some
horo-bitch is a shitty mom.
474
00:23:14,263 --> 00:23:16,951
She's shitty so he should suffer?
475
00:23:16,961 --> 00:23:18,910
We're the ones who don't belong.
476
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,444
You know what? You do you.
477
00:23:24,143 --> 00:23:27,136
I'm going back to 40 and my future wife.
478
00:23:27,146 --> 00:23:30,139
Don't touch me!
479
00:23:30,149 --> 00:23:32,141
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
480
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:34,360
(GASPS)
481
00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:36,754
Shit.
482
00:23:36,764 --> 00:23:37,972
(SIGHS)
483
00:23:37,982 --> 00:23:40,159
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
484
00:23:43,545 --> 00:23:45,842
Quick.
485
00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:48,853
(EERIE MUSIC)
486
00:23:48,863 --> 00:23:55,860
♪
487
00:23:55,870 --> 00:23:58,950
- Anything?
- Nothing yet.
488
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,127
Keep looking.
489
00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:04,052
Quentin.
490
00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:08,262
Whoopsies.
491
00:24:09,336 --> 00:24:11,180
Are you drunk?
492
00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:14,183
This body hearts tequila...
493
00:24:14,193 --> 00:24:15,836
when I'm happy, when I'm sad,
494
00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,970
when I'm bored because
everything is taking too long,
495
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:20,754
meaning you.
496
00:24:20,764 --> 00:24:25,107
Relevant story... I was in a
road, and I almost got hit by...
497
00:24:25,117 --> 00:24:27,674
what do you call it... a big fat truck.
498
00:24:27,684 --> 00:24:30,199
But I wouldn't have felt anything at all
499
00:24:30,209 --> 00:24:32,689
because tequila is my friend.
500
00:24:33,951 --> 00:24:36,335
Um, you know, great news...
501
00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:39,904
we've made good progress
finding that part of yours.
502
00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:44,169
Um, you wouldn't still happen
to have the paper I gave you?
503
00:24:44,179 --> 00:24:46,867
Oh, I...
504
00:24:46,877 --> 00:24:48,391
misplaced it.
505
00:24:48,401 --> 00:24:50,871
Do you know anything about...
506
00:24:50,881 --> 00:24:55,137
an Egyptian god of yellow fruit?
507
00:24:55,147 --> 00:24:57,704
I'm not at all helpful like this, am I?
508
00:24:57,714 --> 00:24:58,879
What do you think?
509
00:24:58,889 --> 00:25:00,446
You seem stressed
510
00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:03,188
by your vast and obvious limitations.
511
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:04,668
(SCOFFS)
512
00:25:04,678 --> 00:25:07,236
Why don't we just
ask someone who was there?
513
00:25:07,246 --> 00:25:10,553
(RUMBLING)
514
00:25:14,688 --> 00:25:17,908
(WHEEZING)
515
00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:24,146
You know, for having
such desiccated hands,
516
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:27,149
his Hieratic script's amazing.
517
00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:30,022
(MUMBLING LOUDLY)
518
00:25:30,032 --> 00:25:31,937
What did he say?
519
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:35,897
Cut our poor mummy friend
some slack, Hoo-lia.
520
00:25:35,907 --> 00:25:37,420
He took a hook to the brain.
521
00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:39,945
Of course he's got a bit
of a speech impediment.
522
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,903
Oh, uh, the yellow fruit.
523
00:25:41,913 --> 00:25:46,473
It's a mandrake root,
and we are looking for Heka,
524
00:25:46,483 --> 00:25:48,693
the God of Magic and Medicine.
525
00:25:48,703 --> 00:25:51,260
It looks like he's got
one of your stones.
526
00:25:51,270 --> 00:25:52,827
Let's go kill him.
527
00:25:52,837 --> 00:25:56,014
He's already dead.
528
00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:02,010
Looks like he was buried
in the Temple of, uh...
529
00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:04,056
Esna?
530
00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:09,365
Uh, which was looted shortly after.
531
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:12,934
And where is it now? My loot?
532
00:26:12,944 --> 00:26:14,414
(MUMBLES)
533
00:26:14,424 --> 00:26:18,200
Yes, this is very disappointing.
534
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,376
Figure this out before I get mad.
535
00:26:20,386 --> 00:26:24,511
This body craves a cinnamon churro.
536
00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:26,566
(WHOOSHING)
537
00:26:33,922 --> 00:26:36,088
Bye.
538
00:26:36,098 --> 00:26:39,101
(GROANS, MUMBLES)
539
00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:53,888
Ah. Ah.
540
00:26:53,898 --> 00:26:56,238
- We can take a break.
- No, no, it's okay.
541
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,424
I want to keep going.
542
00:26:59,774 --> 00:27:01,940
It bothers you, doesn't it?
That I'm so into this?
543
00:27:01,950 --> 00:27:03,898
It just worries me.
544
00:27:03,908 --> 00:27:07,597
For you, magic... you think
it just can fix everything,
545
00:27:07,607 --> 00:27:10,426
but it kind of has a way
of breaking things.
546
00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:12,428
Sometimes I feel like
everything that's gone wrong
547
00:27:12,438 --> 00:27:15,083
in my life is 'cause of it.
548
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:19,566
Yeah, I used to say the same
about alcohol, about drugs,
549
00:27:19,576 --> 00:27:22,874
about money, but none
of that's really good or bad.
550
00:27:22,884 --> 00:27:25,920
It just is.
It's how you handle it, really.
551
00:27:25,930 --> 00:27:29,271
Uh, don't drink that.
The tap's got lead in it.
552
00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,621
You got to drink the bottled
water out of the fridge.
553
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:34,799
- Why is there lead in the tap?
- City's pipes.
554
00:27:34,809 --> 00:27:37,105
They're old and corroded.
555
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:38,803
Why don't they just fix it?
556
00:27:38,813 --> 00:27:42,773
That's cute that you think they would.
557
00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:52,251
Asekian's Purification.
558
00:27:52,261 --> 00:27:55,438
I can show you. It's simple.
559
00:27:57,483 --> 00:27:59,127
Can you do that
560
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,434
for the rest of the water supply?
561
00:28:01,444 --> 00:28:04,437
No, or better yet, is there
a spell that would restore
562
00:28:04,447 --> 00:28:07,527
- all the old pipes in Modesto?
- There is, but...
563
00:28:07,537 --> 00:28:09,834
Okay, well, then do that.
Do it, please, because you have
564
00:28:09,844 --> 00:28:12,488
no idea how many people...
how many kids are...
565
00:28:12,498 --> 00:28:14,577
I... No, it's too big. We can't do it.
566
00:28:14,587 --> 00:28:17,493
There's not enough ambient magic.
567
00:28:17,503 --> 00:28:20,289
The Library... it doles out the rest?
568
00:28:22,857 --> 00:28:24,674
Wait.
569
00:28:24,684 --> 00:28:27,982
You said that they control the levels...
570
00:28:27,992 --> 00:28:32,987
of ambient magic that
flow through the pipes, right?
571
00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:34,293
Yeah?
572
00:28:34,303 --> 00:28:36,164
I can feel one.
573
00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,210
They're everywhere.
574
00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,700
No, no, no, no, no.
575
00:28:42,441 --> 00:28:45,575
I think this one's different.
576
00:28:46,445 --> 00:28:48,230
This one has a leak.
577
00:28:50,493 --> 00:28:53,703
(OVER RADIO TRANSMITTER)
This isn't just food, Margo.
578
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:55,705
This is your secret weapon.
579
00:28:55,715 --> 00:28:59,884
You can tell a lot about
people based on what they eat.
580
00:28:59,894 --> 00:29:03,583
- Everything looks lovely.
- Thank you.
581
00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:06,281
- Our chef is very...
- Talented.
582
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:07,717
Extra.
583
00:29:07,727 --> 00:29:09,545
I'll take that as a compliment.
584
00:29:09,555 --> 00:29:12,940
Like I was saying,
is she reserved, adventurous?
585
00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:15,464
Maybe she's sexy and decadent
586
00:29:15,474 --> 00:29:18,816
like a truffle lobster mac and cheese.
587
00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:21,209
Oh, interesting.
588
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:23,081
Mongoose cream egg with caviar.
589
00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:24,778
She's bold.
590
00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:27,999
Proud of her accomplishments,
but being so driven
591
00:29:28,009 --> 00:29:31,437
has led her to be lonely, misunderstood.
592
00:29:31,447 --> 00:29:33,308
- Mm.
- Uh, Tick said something
593
00:29:33,318 --> 00:29:35,441
about Codswall's polite alpacas.
594
00:29:35,451 --> 00:29:37,443
Maybe she's proud of that. Ask.
595
00:29:37,453 --> 00:29:42,578
I hear Codswall has upstanding alpacas.
596
00:29:42,588 --> 00:29:46,365
It is a misconception that
alpacas have behavioral issues.
597
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:48,280
The truth is, they have a lack
598
00:29:48,290 --> 00:29:50,195
of self-esteem from years of shearing.
599
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,763
Imagine being stripped naked
twice, even three times a year.
600
00:29:53,773 --> 00:29:56,723
There it is. She's real into her 'pacas.
601
00:29:56,733 --> 00:30:00,509
- Empathize with her.
- The indignity is real.
602
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:04,339
Like humans, alpacas need affection...
603
00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:06,428
- and love.
- Preach.
604
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:07,777
You may not know this,
605
00:30:07,787 --> 00:30:11,085
but I ran on a platform
of animal equality.
606
00:30:11,095 --> 00:30:12,957
My administration is the first
607
00:30:12,967 --> 00:30:16,395
to give talking animals
their rightful voice.
608
00:30:16,405 --> 00:30:19,267
I mean, that is why
we're here tonight, right?
609
00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:21,008
The animals.
610
00:30:21,018 --> 00:30:24,577
I just care so damn much.
611
00:30:24,587 --> 00:30:27,623
I like to drink my tea with...
612
00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:30,288
a splash of alpaca milk.
613
00:30:36,077 --> 00:30:37,372
Would you like some?
614
00:30:37,382 --> 00:30:39,635
Uh, you can't refuse this, Margo.
615
00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:43,693
It's straight from
my dearest Delilah's teat.
616
00:30:50,221 --> 00:30:51,875
Uh-huh.
617
00:30:55,357 --> 00:30:57,011
Do it, Margo.
618
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:01,972
Now!
619
00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:04,932
Yeah, good.
620
00:31:06,324 --> 00:31:09,491
You are a champion.
621
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:12,668
You can really taste the love.
622
00:31:12,678 --> 00:31:15,889
What a beautiful way to say it.
623
00:31:15,899 --> 00:31:20,154
I'm afraid I may have judged
Your Majesty too quickly.
624
00:31:20,164 --> 00:31:22,026
Same...
625
00:31:22,036 --> 00:31:23,853
which is why I would love it
626
00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:26,987
if we could start fresh. Your beets...
627
00:31:26,997 --> 00:31:29,511
Unfortunately, I have
already agreed to sell my beets
628
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:30,686
to West Loria,
629
00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,906
and being a woman of my word,
630
00:31:32,916 --> 00:31:34,473
I can't go back.
631
00:31:34,483 --> 00:31:36,702
You understand, right?
632
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,262
I'm going to check on dessert.
633
00:31:41,272 --> 00:31:42,872
I'm about to skin a bitch.
634
00:31:42,882 --> 00:31:45,353
I want you to double down
on the charm offense.
635
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:46,702
You got her eating
636
00:31:46,712 --> 00:31:48,878
out of your extra-diplomatic
hands right now.
637
00:31:48,888 --> 00:31:51,794
I guess I could lube her up
some more about her alpacas.
638
00:31:51,804 --> 00:31:55,494
Yes, exactly... you,
High King Margo Fucking Hanson,
639
00:31:55,504 --> 00:31:57,061
you got this.
640
00:31:57,071 --> 00:31:58,888
I know you didn't think
you could do this,
641
00:31:58,898 --> 00:32:01,891
but, honestly, I think
you're out-Elioting Eliot.
642
00:32:01,901 --> 00:32:02,959
(BELL DINGS)
643
00:32:02,970 --> 00:32:05,417
Ah, strawberry ricotta soufflé is done.
644
00:32:05,427 --> 00:32:09,431
I'm gonna get that. You get back
to winning at High King-in'.
645
00:32:14,218 --> 00:32:16,776
- Margo, what are you doing?
- Being the real me.
646
00:32:16,786 --> 00:32:18,908
Let me tell you how this
is going to play out, lady.
647
00:32:18,918 --> 00:32:20,736
You're going to give me those beets,
648
00:32:20,746 --> 00:32:22,738
and I'm not going to skin and eat any
649
00:32:22,748 --> 00:32:26,438
of your tasty alpaca children, capisce?
650
00:32:26,448 --> 00:32:28,092
That's what I thought.
651
00:32:28,102 --> 00:32:29,929
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
652
00:32:32,628 --> 00:32:35,621
(EERIE MUSIC)
653
00:32:35,631 --> 00:32:40,408
♪
654
00:32:41,758 --> 00:32:43,968
What in the hell?
655
00:32:43,978 --> 00:32:46,926
♪
656
00:32:46,937 --> 00:32:48,364
Hi.
657
00:32:48,374 --> 00:32:50,409
I can't begin to imagine
658
00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:52,846
how you fucked yourself
hard enough to get here,
659
00:32:52,856 --> 00:32:55,022
but... (SIGHS)
660
00:32:55,032 --> 00:32:57,208
Let's take advantage.
661
00:32:58,209 --> 00:33:00,288
Interesting choice on the hair.
662
00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:03,509
Says the guy dressed
like an ambulance chaser.
663
00:33:03,519 --> 00:33:07,034
- So you're dead me.
- Technically.
664
00:33:07,044 --> 00:33:08,514
Does this mean I'm dead, too?
665
00:33:08,524 --> 00:33:13,040
No, no, this is a-a, uh,
kind of between space?
666
00:33:13,050 --> 00:33:15,347
I saw you zapped yourself here
like an idiot,
667
00:33:15,357 --> 00:33:17,393
and I took a coffee break.
668
00:33:17,403 --> 00:33:19,699
I mean, I've been wanting
to talk to you.
669
00:33:19,709 --> 00:33:21,554
So then I assume you know
that I took your...
670
00:33:21,565 --> 00:33:24,530
You took my spot in my timeline? Yeah.
671
00:33:24,540 --> 00:33:26,880
Didn't expect that twist
with Julia, though.
672
00:33:26,890 --> 00:33:29,415
Yeah, I could say the same about Kady.
673
00:33:32,722 --> 00:33:35,715
For what it's worth, it never
felt right taking your place.
674
00:33:35,725 --> 00:33:37,500
- But, you know...
- Everything feels wrong,
675
00:33:37,510 --> 00:33:40,241
so you just pick something?
Yeah, of course I do.
676
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,862
Real talk...
677
00:33:42,776 --> 00:33:44,507
You got to go back. (CLEARS THROAT)
678
00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:46,204
To 23, I know, I'm working on it.
679
00:33:46,214 --> 00:33:48,511
Uh, no. My timeline.
680
00:33:48,521 --> 00:33:50,382
It's where you belong.
681
00:33:50,392 --> 00:33:52,036
Okay, do you want to cut the vague,
682
00:33:52,046 --> 00:33:54,473
omniscient Librarian shit
and just tell me why?
683
00:33:54,483 --> 00:33:57,128
It's complicated but crucial.
684
00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:58,869
You do know me existing there
685
00:33:58,879 --> 00:34:02,133
is making some very important
horomancer lady very sick?
686
00:34:02,143 --> 00:34:04,309
It's doing a lot more than that.
687
00:34:04,319 --> 00:34:08,095
Look, I know you lost everyone
you love in timeline 23...
688
00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:09,532
Really?
689
00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:12,099
But they're still alive in timeline 40,
690
00:34:12,109 --> 00:34:14,537
and if I were you, which I am,
691
00:34:14,547 --> 00:34:17,191
I'd do whatever to not lose them again.
692
00:34:17,201 --> 00:34:20,281
Okay, you might be me,
693
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:23,197
but you don't know me, okay?
694
00:34:23,207 --> 00:34:24,677
Those shits are not my people.
695
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:28,115
Fair, but I know a little
about your future.
696
00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,682
Perks of the gig.
697
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,119
So is being an abstruse dick
about it, apparently.
698
00:34:32,129 --> 00:34:33,947
Sonia can't be saved.
699
00:34:33,957 --> 00:34:37,473
Even if you go back to 23,
she's dead within a month.
700
00:34:37,483 --> 00:34:38,778
It's terminal. Period.
701
00:34:38,788 --> 00:34:41,781
Sounds like something I'd say to make
myself feel like less of an ass.
702
00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:43,914
Bigger things at play
than your guilt, buddy.
703
00:34:43,924 --> 00:34:47,178
You got to go back. Sorry.
That's as specific as I can be.
704
00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:49,093
Sorry? Are you?
705
00:34:49,103 --> 00:34:53,880
Dude, I just jumped you clear
over 1,000 miles of bullshit.
706
00:34:53,890 --> 00:34:57,580
So I'm sorry if it feels bad
in your soft little heart,
707
00:34:57,590 --> 00:35:01,453
but, more importantly, you're welcome.
708
00:35:01,463 --> 00:35:03,509
Kady wants you.
709
00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:06,729
They all want you.
710
00:35:08,209 --> 00:35:11,376
It's not my timeline anymore.
711
00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:13,639
It's yours.
712
00:35:13,649 --> 00:35:17,121
So, you remember...
713
00:35:17,131 --> 00:35:21,168
that when the moment comes,
I said, "Do it."
714
00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:22,822
Do what he says, okay?
715
00:35:22,832 --> 00:35:25,433
No, not okay. Vague as shit.
716
00:35:25,443 --> 00:35:27,305
(COIN RATTLES)
717
00:35:27,315 --> 00:35:29,437
To go back to 40, you're
gonna want to turn this dial
718
00:35:29,447 --> 00:35:32,092
three clicks to the right.
719
00:35:32,102 --> 00:35:35,008
Tell Kady I love her...
720
00:35:35,018 --> 00:35:37,020
and I'm sorry.
721
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:43,539
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
722
00:35:43,549 --> 00:35:44,931
Well, thank Christ.
723
00:35:44,941 --> 00:35:46,454
I thought you pissed off without me.
724
00:35:46,464 --> 00:35:49,675
- Where'd you go?
- It was, uh...
725
00:35:49,685 --> 00:35:52,983
I honestly don't know how to explain it.
726
00:35:52,993 --> 00:35:56,474
But I know what we got to do now.
727
00:36:02,176 --> 00:36:03,689
It's here.
728
00:36:03,699 --> 00:36:06,866
(EERIE MUSIC)
729
00:36:06,876 --> 00:36:09,739
♪
730
00:36:09,749 --> 00:36:11,392
Oh, God.
731
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:14,265
You were right... there's a crack.
732
00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:17,268
I think it could split the pipe
open and let more ambient out.
733
00:36:17,278 --> 00:36:18,878
Here.
734
00:36:18,888 --> 00:36:25,939
♪
735
00:36:27,941 --> 00:36:31,108
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
736
00:36:31,118 --> 00:36:32,413
♪
737
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,981
(CHUCKLES)
738
00:36:34,991 --> 00:36:42,042
♪
739
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,581
Once you pour it down the drain,
it should clean the water
740
00:37:03,592 --> 00:37:06,552
and clear the corrosion from the pipes.
741
00:37:12,654 --> 00:37:15,613
(SIGHS)
742
00:37:16,781 --> 00:37:19,078
- Did I do something wrong?
- Huh?
743
00:37:19,088 --> 00:37:21,124
No, I just... I can't remember
744
00:37:21,134 --> 00:37:25,128
the last time that magic
wasn't the problem.
745
00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:28,479
This calls for a drink. (LAUGHS)
746
00:37:28,489 --> 00:37:35,486
♪
747
00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,193
Thank you.
748
00:37:38,934 --> 00:37:40,926
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
749
00:37:40,936 --> 00:37:43,624
♪
750
00:37:43,634 --> 00:37:46,420
(BOTH LAUGH)
751
00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:50,283
Look, we'll find the stone. It'll be...
752
00:37:50,293 --> 00:37:52,817
(CLATTER)
753
00:37:56,647 --> 00:37:59,128
What are you doing?
754
00:38:02,305 --> 00:38:04,384
Stop.
755
00:38:04,394 --> 00:38:06,048
Jesus.
756
00:38:09,573 --> 00:38:12,653
♪
757
00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,742
Those pills can kill you.
758
00:38:14,752 --> 00:38:16,744
I'll take a new body. I'm bored.
759
00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:18,746
You kill Eliot...
760
00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:21,281
and you can forget about us helping you.
761
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:26,406
Eliot, Eliot, Eliot.
762
00:38:26,416 --> 00:38:28,887
♪
763
00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:31,368
Why do you care about him so much?
764
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,718
Because I do.
765
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:37,417
You kill him, and we are done.
766
00:38:37,427 --> 00:38:39,506
I swear to God, I am serious.
767
00:38:39,516 --> 00:38:41,247
I will abandon you,
768
00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:44,381
and I will die trying
to burn you to the ground.
769
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:50,604
♪
770
00:38:50,614 --> 00:38:53,694
That's cute.
771
00:38:53,704 --> 00:38:55,968
But I'm strong...
772
00:38:57,970 --> 00:38:59,874
And you're weak.
773
00:38:59,884 --> 00:39:02,965
Break my bones...
774
00:39:02,975 --> 00:39:05,097
and strangle me.
775
00:39:05,107 --> 00:39:07,056
(CHOKING)
776
00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,318
Too tired to care anymore.
777
00:39:08,328 --> 00:39:10,015
Q.
778
00:39:10,025 --> 00:39:12,496
You hurt him,
779
00:39:12,506 --> 00:39:14,063
you take one more pill,
780
00:39:14,073 --> 00:39:16,456
and you can build your body on your own.
781
00:39:16,466 --> 00:39:18,110
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
782
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,895
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
783
00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:22,854
Fine.
784
00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:25,988
I'll take better care of the meat suit.
785
00:39:25,998 --> 00:39:28,468
♪
786
00:39:28,478 --> 00:39:32,472
Mm, but you don't have to be
such a baby about it.
787
00:39:32,482 --> 00:39:37,357
♪
788
00:39:40,258 --> 00:39:42,971
Hey, what happened with the game plan?
789
00:39:47,307 --> 00:39:50,048
Margo, are you okay?
790
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:56,009
You stupid, stupid prick.
791
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:59,491
How dare you say I out-Elioted Eliot?
792
00:39:59,501 --> 00:40:01,014
Tell me, hmm?
793
00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:04,104
Why would I ever want to do
anything without him?
794
00:40:04,114 --> 00:40:06,498
Hey, uh, I'm sorry.
795
00:40:06,508 --> 00:40:08,326
I-I should have known
how you were feeling.
796
00:40:08,336 --> 00:40:11,938
Why? Because I like
fettuccini and I hate rosé,
797
00:40:11,948 --> 00:40:13,200
you think you know me?
798
00:40:13,210 --> 00:40:14,506
You don't, Hoberman.
799
00:40:14,516 --> 00:40:16,551
Because if you did, you would know
800
00:40:16,561 --> 00:40:18,684
I don't need a new partner in crime.
801
00:40:18,694 --> 00:40:21,513
That's not...
I was just trying to help you.
802
00:40:21,523 --> 00:40:23,558
Bullshit.
803
00:40:23,568 --> 00:40:26,692
Now, I may be a cunt, but I am real.
804
00:40:26,702 --> 00:40:29,695
You? You're just a brown-nose
sweater boy
805
00:40:29,705 --> 00:40:34,700
desperate to matter at all to anyone.
806
00:40:34,710 --> 00:40:36,354
Wow. (SCOFFS)
807
00:40:36,364 --> 00:40:38,530
And here I thought I was being a friend
808
00:40:38,540 --> 00:40:40,662
who wants to be your boyfriend.
809
00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:44,884
I really, really
got to work on the signals.
810
00:40:44,894 --> 00:40:47,901
- Josh, I didn't...
- Didn't mean to hurt me?
811
00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:48,933
Yes, you did.
812
00:40:48,944 --> 00:40:52,423
Believe it or not, I know
exactly who you are, Margo.
813
00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:57,636
(FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING RAPIDLY)
814
00:40:57,662 --> 00:40:59,707
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
815
00:41:03,912 --> 00:41:06,383
Took you long enough.
816
00:41:06,394 --> 00:41:08,734
I nearly gave up on you making it back.
817
00:41:08,744 --> 00:41:11,563
Yeah, well, magic was a
little scare in your timeline,
818
00:41:11,573 --> 00:41:14,087
so it took a minute to rebuild.
819
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:17,482
- Where's Marina?
- With her girlfriend.
820
00:41:17,492 --> 00:41:19,788
Listen, kid, we know
you're trying to look out
821
00:41:19,798 --> 00:41:20,920
for your mom.
822
00:41:20,930 --> 00:41:22,095
We get it.
823
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:24,532
You saying you'll leave?
824
00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:27,230
Bigger things at play here.
825
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,156
Sorry, man. I'm not going anywhere.
826
00:41:34,117 --> 00:41:36,293
- Is that...
- Yeah.
827
00:41:37,207 --> 00:41:41,723
- It's from another timeline.
- Please. Don't blow on it.
828
00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,029
If you blow on it...
829
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:45,031
It'll spread seeds everywhere,
830
00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,598
root itself in this timeline
831
00:41:46,608 --> 00:41:49,731
making it impossible for you to clean?
832
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,211
I know,
833
00:41:51,221 --> 00:41:54,301
which is why I scattered
about ten of them an hour ago.
834
00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:57,565
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
835
00:41:57,575 --> 00:41:59,132
I'm sorry.
836
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:05,757
♪
837
00:42:09,107 --> 00:42:10,882
Hey!
838
00:42:10,893 --> 00:42:14,234
What are you waiting for?
It's clean! It got fixed!
839
00:42:14,244 --> 00:42:16,083
I'm serious!
840
00:42:16,094 --> 00:42:18,609
Come on, don't waste it!
841
00:42:19,467 --> 00:42:21,720
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
842
00:42:21,730 --> 00:42:23,309
Whoo!
843
00:42:24,472 --> 00:42:26,333
You can go on ahead if you want to.
844
00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:28,030
I'll... I'll meet you back at the house.
845
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,143
You sure?
846
00:42:29,154 --> 00:42:32,310
Yeah, I'm gonna stick around
a little while.
847
00:42:33,175 --> 00:42:35,572
All right, I'll see you later.
848
00:42:36,309 --> 00:42:39,041
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
849
00:42:39,051 --> 00:42:41,479
♪
850
00:42:41,489 --> 00:42:44,830
(DOOR BELLS JINGLE)
851
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,007
- Thanks for calling me.
- I knew you'd want to know.
852
00:42:48,017 --> 00:42:50,836
- I owe you.
- Nah.
853
00:42:50,846 --> 00:42:52,838
This is for all of us.
854
00:42:52,849 --> 00:42:59,899
♪
855
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:26,045
Sheila Cozener?
856
00:43:26,055 --> 00:43:27,883
You've been a busy girl.
857
00:43:30,059 --> 00:43:33,400
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
858
00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:40,635
♪
859
00:43:48,298 --> 00:43:51,301
(CHUCKLES)
860
00:43:52,821 --> 00:43:55,559
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