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Previously on the Big C...
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Marlene, what are you doing?
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I can't find my damn purse.
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Do you know who I am?
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Of course I do. I'm not stupid.
I just have Alzheimer's.
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I get why you didn't want to tell me.
Telling people sucks.
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- Are you home?
- I am home.
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Don't move here for me.
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God, you are such a cunt!
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I used to be an optimist,
so I'm gonna start with bee sting therapy.
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I hope you win.
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Paul?
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Hi. You're up.
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Good morning. You want some breakfast?
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What are you doing?
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Just mopping, cleaning.
You know, general germ removal.
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Who knows how much bacteria
has accumulated on these floors,
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and seeped into the soles of your feet
since we moved in?
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Fungal mould spores cause cancer.
Google it.
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Gonna clean this place from top to bottom.
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- Is this your handiwork?
- Yes.
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It's called a vision board.
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I read online that
when patients wake up to good thoughts,
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-it helps with their healing.
- I'm ambulatory. I can still clean floors.
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You can't do it all.
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I m going to be your cancierge
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Catchy, right?
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You're not getting rid of me.
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I might sleep on the couch,
but I'm not letting you do this alone.
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We don't have a couch any more, remember?
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I invite you to proceed downstairs
to view your new one!
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You bought a new couch?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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In a delightful colour called Montana Moss.
It arrived this a.m.
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- I wanted to pick out the new couch, Paul.
- Well, now you don't have to.
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And I would be so more than happy
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to accompany you up to Canada
to see the bee guy.
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Now, I know you've asked your doctor,
but I ask you,
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is he as much fun in a car as I am?
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He wants to come because he's a doctor
and this is a procedure.
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Yeah, and I want to go
because I'm your husband.
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Look, I know you want to help. Thank you.
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But I have things handled, okay?
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Don't get all possessive
of your cancer, Cathy.
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I've seen the X-rays.
There's plenty to go around.
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I got this.
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We got this.
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Today we are tackling the "thank you" note.
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People don't write them any more. Why?
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Because they think
a smiley face on an e-mail says it all.
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Well, it doesn't.
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So stop emoticonning and start emoting.
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It's almost the end of summer here, people.
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I'd like to think
that I've taught you something,
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so maybe you won't grow up
to be thankless shits.
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So write to someone, anyone,
and thank them.
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I've given you my good stationery,
so don't waste it.
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- Jasper.
- Yeah, how do we send them?
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You go to the post office. You buy stamps.
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Oh, Jesus.
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We'll cover that on Friday.
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- So your dad moved back in, huh?
- Yeah. It's all good.
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Yeah, a real soap opera, your family.
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Hey, hey, don't... Don't... Don't...
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Just take it easy with that thing.
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That cuckoo clock is valuable.
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You're the one who's cuckoo.
This thing is trash.
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Yeah, well, it's valuable to me.
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Growing up, when that clock hit 5:00 a.m.,
and that red cardinal came out,
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we knew we had to hightail it to school
before our father tanned our hides.
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You had to go to school at 5:00? That's lame.
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We weren't good-for-nothings
like you kids these days.
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Did you ride horses to school, too?
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Dinner's almost ready!
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Okay, laundry? Now you're going overboard.
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Am I? Or have I merely found my niche?
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Look at me work around those pleats.
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I like doing laundry, Paul.
Laundry's my thing.
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You know, the measuring, the smells.
It helps me relax.
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Tell me about it. I feel like I'm in
a Zen fucking garden now. It's fantastic.
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Don't take laundry from me, Paul.
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Too late.
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And you're welcome. Hey, buddy.
Paul's paella in 20 minutes.
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I'm not eating Dad's crap. It smells.
I'm going to Brent's.
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Who are you texting there?
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- No one.
- Well, maybe I should get my phone.
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I could go in the other room.
We could text each other.
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It's a girl.
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There's a cat on fire outside.
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- What?
- Made you look.
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We're going to the movies after dinner, okay?
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Did you finish your chores with Marlene?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, then.
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That's Trevor and Brent. See you, Mom.
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Adam, you left your phone.
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It's Mia. Leave a message.
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Mia, hi. Adam's mom.
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I know this is a little unorthodox.
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You don't know me. I'm...
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I don't know who you are
or what your intentions are with my son,
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but I'm not stupid.
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He giggled.
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So, inferences made,
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he likes you.
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I knew it was only a matter of time before
the whole girlfriend thing happened, so,
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here's the thing.
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He's sweet.
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And he's kind of shy.
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It takes him a while
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to talk about what he's feeling
and what he's thinking, so,
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help him out.
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And don't make him feel bad
if he doesn't make as much money as you,
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or if he isn't the one at the dinner parties
that makes everyone laugh.
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And don't you dare break his heart.
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Okay. That's it.
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Look forward to meeting...
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Mom, I forgot my phone.
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Yes, you did.
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So are you a sweet, savoury
or meat-stick snacker?
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I pegged you for savoury.
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You pegged correct.
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Excellent.
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Thanks for coming.
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Well, I couldn't let you do this alone.
You're my patient.
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And plus, admit it,
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-you've always wanted to go to Canada.
- I've been.
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Look, I know I promised
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to keep a positive attitude
about this bee-sting therapy,
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but I gotta tell you, it sounds really out there.
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Hey, if someone can be cured
by a few bee stings,
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why shouldn't that someone be me?
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I don't trust anybody called "the Bee Man."
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He's the go-to guy.
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He's got a website that plays Let It Be,
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with the sound of bees
buzzing in the background.
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So, what did Julie say when you told her
you were going abroad with another woman?
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I didn't tell her.
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We're, kind of, not talking right now.
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No. Todd. Did you have a fight? Don't fight.
Life's too short.
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You know that. You better know that.
It's your job.
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I proposed.
She said she needed to think about it.
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Julie's a jerk.
I mean, come on, what's to think about?
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You're a smart, funny, handsome doctor.
Come on, you're a catch!
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- You're sweet.
- No, I'm right.
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So what now?
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I don't know.
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I don't know what's gonna happen.
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I guess we're both
looking for answers in Canada, huh?
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Jesus, how many Agatha Christies
does one person need?
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The butler on the train did it!
You're welcome!
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You better not have rearranged
my Reader's Digests.
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Do you have any high-quality
reading material, Marlene? Any?
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I said you could borrow a book,
not make fun.
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Why don't you just go to a library?
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Because, my young lad, a library card's
just the tip of the identity iceberg.
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Next thing you know, they're tracking you
through the fillings in your teeth.
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Bingo. Flannery O'Connor.
Queen of the Southern Gothic absurd.
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High comedy, low tragedy and the grotesque.
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Kind of like my life, actually.
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That crazy-ass Rebecca
did a number on my psyche.
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I just want to sit quietly and read
until my anxiety passes. May I?
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Let me put my name in it.
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Women are insane.
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My mom called this girl I was texting
and left this really long message.
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- Who does that?
- Crazy Cath.
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Mia won't even tell me what she said.
That's how weird it was.
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And I was getting close to making my move.
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Your own mom cockblocked you.
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No kidding. Now I'm screwed.
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I'm gonna give you some advice,
my naive nephew.
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You wanna make your way with the lady,
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you gotta stop with the "sexting"
and the e-mails.
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You gotta go back to
face-to-face conversation.
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And say the magic words...
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You got crap on your feet.
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No, Marlene, the other magic words.
"Would you mind if..."
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"Would you mind if..." what?
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Anything! You put anything after that,
she's putty in your hands.
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"Would you mind if I kissed you?"
"Would you mind if I touched your privates?"
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- Hey!
- It works. Trust me.
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Would you mind getting out of here
so we can go back to work?
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My pleasure, Marlene. You see that?
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Okay!
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Well, even I expected something
a little more...
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Clean? Legal? Medically ethical?
Pick any one of those.
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- Buzz off.
- Funny.
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I like this style. It's... It's very calming.
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This is not an exam room.
They don't even have hand sanitiser.
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You must be Cathy.
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Yes, hi. Cathy Jamison.
It is so nice to meet you...
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- And you, Cathy.
-...Bee Man.
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Mr Bee Man. Dr Bee Man.
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No, no, no. Just call me BM.
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That's a little joke.
Sorry, occupational hazard.
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And you must be Mr Jamison.
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No. Dr Todd Mauer. I'm Cathy's oncologist.
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May I ask you where you got your degree?
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Yes.
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What just happened?
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You're going to meet Cathy.
And this is Cathy.
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Look at that.
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- Aren't they beautiful?
- Now, how exactly does this work?
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Well, I place the bees on the skin
near sites of infection.
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The venom activates an immune response
that quite literally eradicates disease.
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Yes. Bees are nature's little wizards.
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Yes, all of that is, of course, conjecture.
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You MDs really piss me off.
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He's just anxious. For me.
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You're not allergic to bees, are you?
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No, sir. I...
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And what about you, Doctor?
Are you allergic?
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- No.
- Just anti-bee in general, then.
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No, that's not...
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What part of Ireland are you from?
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Who told you I was Irish?
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Let's have you lying down here,
please, Cathy.
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Now, do we have some paper
or something that we could...
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- Todd.
- Todd.
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Thank you.
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Dude, you suck at this!
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Really?
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Shit! Wait, I didn't even see you!
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'Well, that's just how I do-'s it
Best two out of three?
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I have to go.
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I'm meeting my dad
and his new girlfriend for dinner tonight.
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Yeah, she's, like, 15 and has
these really ratty hair extensions.
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- Fun.
- Yeah.
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Hey, sorry again about my freak mom.
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Hey, at least she gives a shit about you.
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My mom's too busy
fighting my dad for money
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to ever call up a guy and tell him I'm shy.
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Jesus. She said that?
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- Whatever. It's cool.
- I'm totally not shy.
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- Okay.
- I'm not.
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- Text me later.
- Okay.
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Hey...
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Would you mind if I did something?
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Did what?
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You know, would you mind
if the something I did was with you?
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Never mind. I'll just text you later.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Are you all right?
243
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,867
Saying a quiet thank you to the bees.
244
00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:03,189
Of course.
245
00:15:03,382 --> 00:15:07,307
No other living being dies so selflessly
to give life to others.
246
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:09,757
We can learn so much from the bee,
247
00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:12,255
if only we would listen.
248
00:15:13,476 --> 00:15:15,717
Okay! Let's get this party started.
249
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,930
Yes, here's a happy bee.
250
00:15:20,109 --> 00:15:22,555
At least it's a Canadian bee.
It'll be polite when it stings.
251
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:23,780
And with the exchange rate,
252
00:15:23,947 --> 00:15:25,949
they'll be 20% less painful
than an American bee.
253
00:15:27,117 --> 00:15:29,040
Canadian bee humour. That's a new one.
254
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,308
I am placing it on your skin.
255
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:34,716
Shit!
256
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:36,552
Shit, that hurt!
257
00:15:38,630 --> 00:15:40,871
Loose bee. Loose bee.
258
00:15:43,051 --> 00:15:44,018
Careful.
259
00:15:44,178 --> 00:15:46,704
- Jesus! It's after me!
- Relax, relax. Be careful.
260
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,379
Careful. Careful!
261
00:15:50,268 --> 00:15:51,269
Got it! Yes!
262
00:15:57,568 --> 00:15:59,332
I'll just be outside.
263
00:15:59,987 --> 00:16:02,558
Yes, that's a very good idea, Doctor.
264
00:16:14,045 --> 00:16:15,934
- Hey.
- Hey! Jesus!
265
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,220
Marlene, I'm a big guy.
266
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:20,635
My heart could explode at any second.
267
00:16:20,844 --> 00:16:23,370
What's with all the home improvements?
268
00:16:23,597 --> 00:16:27,682
I saw you up on the roof
replacing shingles this morning.
269
00:16:28,811 --> 00:16:30,051
You gonna sell this place or something?
270
00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:33,154
No, no, no.
I promised Cathy that I'd repaint this frame,
271
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,492
and I never did.
272
00:16:34,651 --> 00:16:38,372
Well, when Eddie was sick,
I just kept making banana bread.
273
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:42,016
Turns out, Eddie hated bananas.
274
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,007
I wasn't doing it for him.
I was doing it for me.
275
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,606
One day, he took a whole banana bread,
just threw it against the wall.
276
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,456
Cancer makes people very cranky.
277
00:16:49,835 --> 00:16:51,644
- Can you blame them?
- Yes, I can.
278
00:16:52,296 --> 00:16:55,425
For a few months now, you're the only one
who's known she was sick.
279
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:58,724
Well, now I know, too, and I love her,
and I want to help.
280
00:16:59,012 --> 00:17:00,173
And what the hell is wrong
with letting me help?
281
00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,715
Ever occur to you
she doesn't want to feel like a burden?
282
00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:07,906
She's my wife. You know, sickness, health,
I buy into that crap.
283
00:17:08,189 --> 00:17:09,315
No one likes to feel helpless.
284
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:10,643
She's not helpless. She's got me.
285
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:15,713
It's still her own journey. Don't hog the road.
286
00:17:21,663 --> 00:17:22,664
So, what'd I miss?
287
00:17:22,831 --> 00:17:27,041
Twenty more bees, a discussion
about condo prices in lower Canada,
288
00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:30,818
and the realisation
that the Bee Man is probably a lunatic.
289
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:32,740
I wanted to support you.
290
00:17:32,925 --> 00:17:36,008
You're drinking gin with me
at 3:00 in the afternoon. That is support.
291
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:42,569
God, my back is a throbbing mess. But, hey,
at least I got away with a parting gift.
292
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,571
You were really brave.
293
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,419
I was desperate.
294
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,508
I used to love getting my tarot cards read
when I was in my 20s.
295
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,431
I've been to a psychic or two
in my day, as well.
296
00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,501
I'm not ashamed to admit it.
297
00:17:56,702 --> 00:17:57,942
You are very gullible.
298
00:17:58,121 --> 00:18:02,365
No, Todd, I am open. I am open.
299
00:18:04,127 --> 00:18:06,858
But, you know, you get older and you
just don't want to hear the bad things.
300
00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:10,696
So you stop going.
But, hey, now I know the bad stuff.
301
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:13,972
I am full of Canadian venom
302
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:16,907
and I'm gonna have my cards done.
Can I get my cards done?
303
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:18,268
Sure.
304
00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:22,171
- Hi.
- Hi.
305
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,504
Pick seven.
306
00:18:28,947 --> 00:18:34,078
Well, well. Yeah. Looking good, Cathy.
307
00:18:36,497 --> 00:18:37,578
Todd.
308
00:18:40,418 --> 00:18:41,385
An
309
00:18:42,713 --> 00:18:44,920
Got to admit, he's kind of sexy.
310
00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:46,960
He's a nutcase.
311
00:18:47,968 --> 00:18:49,254
You're surrounded with love.
312
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:51,635
She's gonna have to ease in
with the good stuff.
313
00:18:52,015 --> 00:18:54,825
You two are very happy together.
314
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,949
No, we're not a couple.
315
00:18:57,354 --> 00:18:59,402
- No.
- Okay.
316
00:19:03,027 --> 00:19:05,792
What's with the frown? See, here it comes.
Bring on the bad.
317
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,977
Well, you know,
it's really how you interpret it.
318
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,407
You can't scare me.
319
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,384
Someone close to you is going to die.
320
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:19,075
No shit.
321
00:19:20,714 --> 00:19:23,923
- It's not funny.
- It kind of is. You know, you're very good.
322
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,224
Todd.
323
00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:34,017
Todd.
324
00:19:34,688 --> 00:19:36,213
You shouldn't joke so much about dying.
325
00:19:36,398 --> 00:19:39,641
Well, it's better than crawling into bed
with a fifth of vodka,
326
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,586
and crying my way to my grave.
327
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,180
Todd, we need to be more realistic here.
328
00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:47,812
Those 23 bees are probably
not saving my life. You're my doctor.
329
00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:50,445
You know how this story ends.
I'm going to die.
330
00:19:50,914 --> 00:19:51,915
I don't want to go there, okay?
331
00:19:52,082 --> 00:19:58,283
Don't they teach you some sort of technique
to make you stop caring or something?
332
00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,572
You're an oncologist,
and if you have trouble with this death stuff,
333
00:20:02,845 --> 00:20:05,974
then you probably should have
gone in to feet or ears or something,
334
00:20:06,223 --> 00:20:09,386
because trust me, I'm not gonna be
the only one to kick the bucket.
335
00:20:10,228 --> 00:20:11,275
But you'd be my first.
336
00:20:12,606 --> 00:20:14,768
Am I gonna pop your death cherry?
337
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,447
I gotta get some air.
338
00:20:19,155 --> 00:20:20,202
Yes!
339
00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:25,469
Come on, Cathy! Dance with me!
Come on, come on, come on. Come here.
340
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,911
Get the hell out of my house.
341
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,791
Yeah, trust me, I'd love to.
342
00:20:34,505 --> 00:20:36,155
Get off the ladder and get out!
343
00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:42,579
I said get out of my house,
or I'll blow your brains out!
344
00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:47,031
Come on, Marlene. Stop...
Stop joking around.
345
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,026
How do you know my name?
346
00:20:49,731 --> 00:20:51,256
It's... It's me, Adam.
347
00:20:52,109 --> 00:20:55,909
If you took anything out of this house,
I'll have you thrown in jail.
348
00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:59,052
It's okay. It's fine. I'm leaving.
349
00:21:20,682 --> 00:21:22,332
I love this place.
350
00:21:22,685 --> 00:21:27,213
I chill out after a long, hard day's work.
TGIF, baby!
351
00:21:28,399 --> 00:21:29,924
Except it's Tuesday.
352
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:31,441
But it's Friday somewhere.
353
00:21:32,112 --> 00:21:33,682
Actually, I don't think it is.
354
00:21:34,865 --> 00:21:38,233
You're sassy. I love sassy.
355
00:21:38,661 --> 00:21:41,744
Okay. Easy there, Bee Man.
356
00:21:44,626 --> 00:21:46,867
- May I cut in?
- I don't swing that way, fella.
357
00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:48,327
Yeah, I meant her.
358
00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:54,369
I'll be right over there if you need me.
359
00:22:01,228 --> 00:22:03,196
- Thanks for the rescue.
- No problem.
360
00:22:05,066 --> 00:22:06,989
We can... We can stop dancing if you want.
361
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,480
No, I actually like this song.
362
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:14,296
I'm sorry I was so blunt before.
Cancer makes you crazy honest.
363
00:22:14,577 --> 00:22:15,988
That's okay.
364
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:18,945
You're right. I got to get tougher.
365
00:22:19,707 --> 00:22:22,995
But don't get tougher until I die, okay?
I'm sorry.
366
00:22:23,295 --> 00:22:24,296
I'm sorry I said it again.
367
00:22:27,383 --> 00:22:28,714
I care about you, Cathy.
368
00:22:30,595 --> 00:22:32,757
It's got nothing to do with you being my first.
I just...
369
00:22:37,185 --> 00:22:38,755
I don't want you to die.
370
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,248
That makes two of us.
371
00:22:59,627 --> 00:23:01,629
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
372
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:02,805
- No.
- I just...
373
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,129
Jesus, what am I doing?
374
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,269
It's okay. You were drunk.
I mean, you're drunk.
375
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,842
- Right?
- I don't know. Maybe.
376
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:11,254
You know, we're at a high altitude.
Sometimes that can make it worse.
377
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:12,919
No, it's just in reaction to the Julie thing.
378
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:14,671
No, it's not. This is so fucked up.
379
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,350
I've been really confused.
380
00:23:21,110 --> 00:23:23,078
I shouldn't have feelings, but I do.
381
00:23:24,656 --> 00:23:26,226
I really like you, Cathy.
382
00:23:28,243 --> 00:23:31,247
In a doctor-patient sort of way.
383
00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,709
I'm an awful person.
384
00:23:34,876 --> 00:23:36,685
I'm an awful person and a really awful doctor.
385
00:23:36,878 --> 00:23:39,529
No, no. Neither.
386
00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:48,130
You are a good, kind, smart, smart man
387
00:23:49,475 --> 00:23:51,477
who has deceptively soft lips.
388
00:23:51,686 --> 00:23:53,290
But, Todd,
389
00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:58,881
you have to pick the girl who lives.
390
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,815
It was an hour ago.
You can't remember where you put a gun?
391
00:24:12,168 --> 00:24:13,249
I have Alzheimer's.
392
00:24:13,419 --> 00:24:15,706
I don't remember
where I put my teeth half the time.
393
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,129
Well, then, you know what?
You shouldn't have a goddamn gun.
394
00:24:19,467 --> 00:24:21,117
You almost killed my son.
395
00:24:21,428 --> 00:24:26,036
I am so sorry. I would never hurt him.
He's a good boy.
396
00:24:27,226 --> 00:24:30,036
Marlene, you didn't know who he was.
397
00:24:31,231 --> 00:24:33,882
When you find that gun,
I want you to give it to me, okay?
398
00:24:35,527 --> 00:24:36,494
I will.
399
00:24:36,946 --> 00:24:38,277
You stay away from my kid.
400
00:24:47,374 --> 00:24:51,538
"Dear Cathy. I wanted to say thank you
for being my friend.
401
00:24:53,047 --> 00:24:55,015
"People don't say that often enough.
402
00:24:56,009 --> 00:24:59,855
"When I first met you,
I couldn't believe what a pain you were
403
00:25:01,265 --> 00:25:02,994
�But then I got to know you.
404
00:25:03,183 --> 00:25:06,551
"You were still a pain,
but you got to be like family to me.
405
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,312
"So thanks for that.
406
00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:33,692
"So, listen, I know you're sick and all,
407
00:25:34,886 --> 00:25:37,332
"but you got to pull your head
out of your ass.
408
00:25:37,931 --> 00:25:40,059
"You have a family that loves you.
409
00:25:41,435 --> 00:25:44,325
"They want to take care of you, so let them.
410
00:25:59,914 --> 00:26:03,441
�Adam's a good kid. Be nice to him.
411
00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:07,063
"Tell him I'm sorry.
412
00:26:08,173 --> 00:26:11,302
�And look out for Thomas, okay?
He likes you.
413
00:26:17,768 --> 00:26:21,170
�It was time for me to go. I'm Looney Tunes.
You're not.
414
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,641
"Don't screw up what you have left.
415
00:26:34,578 --> 00:26:37,388
�Go places. Buy crap you want.
416
00:26:38,875 --> 00:26:40,365
"Don't be afraid.
417
00:26:42,504 --> 00:26:45,428
"When it's really your time to go,
I'll be waiting for you.
418
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,942
�But until then,
live your life as hard as you can.
419
00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:04,434
�That's it.
420
00:27:05,196 --> 00:27:07,198
"That's all I wanted to say.
421
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,002
�Love, Marlene. "
422
00:27:18,052 --> 00:27:22,602
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