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Previously on The Big C...
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I cannot believe I am seeing you.
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Rebecca.
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It's not a good time to do laundry, Sis.
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What do you say,
you and I make a little fun of our own?
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- I got a hand job.
- The rugby slut?
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Do you prefer white women or black women?
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- You slept with this cow?
- No.
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I'm not good enough
for your scrawny virgin ass?
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Fuck you and your whole fucked-up family.
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My punishment is driving myself home?
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He has seven stitches,but he's gonna be fine.
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Where were you, honey? He tried to call you.
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I couldn't hear the phone.
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I saw you.
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- Paul.
- I want a divorce.
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- Hey, Mom. I'm going to Brent's.
- No, Adam.
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Adam, you are supposed to be in bed.
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- You have a concussion.
- Had a concussion, Mom.
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You are still...
You're recovering from the accident.
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I don't want you to end up
like one of those football players
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that didn't listen to their doctor
and now it's 10 years later,
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and they don't know how to make toast.
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Mom, I'm just gonna play video games.
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It's not like I'm gonna go outside and, like,
bang my head against the kerb.
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Fine, but you just promise me
you will take it easy.
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- Yes. I will wear a helmet in his living room.
- You're joking, but I'd prefer that.
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Here. Wait, wait one second.
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- Okay, say, "Cheese."
- Cheese.
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You're so weird.
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You know, I specifically asked
that yahoo at the store for this paint in flat.
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This is definitely shiny.
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Makes the walls look like
they're covered in snot or something.
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It is looking pretty snotty.
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- Paul wants a divorce.
- Hell.
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Well, I can't blame him.
I mean, really, what was I thinking?
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He caught me having an affair.
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Just because you have cancer
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doesn't give you the right
to be a destructive bitch.
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Wow.
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Ask me,
you need to get your head out of your ass,
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'cause you've really messed shit up
for yourself.
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- Sorry about slapping you.
- Guess somebody needed to do it.
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Hey!
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Are you really not returning my calls
because I'm fucking your brother?
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Would you keep your voice down?
This is my neighbourhood.
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Sorry. Screwing your brother?
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Well, you're using the present tense,
so I assume the romance continues.
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Yeah. We made the sweaty humpback beast
just this morning.
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- I have a class to teach.
- Hey! It was a joke.
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Remember jokes?
Anyway, I'm not here to talk about Sean.
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I just...
I'm in town, and I would like to see you
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and catch up and be friends.
How is that a problem?
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It's a problem
because you make it a problem.
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- I...
- Because our friendship
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has always come second
to your dalliances with men,
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and now the dalliance is my brother.
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And I don't want to be at some ladies' lunch
and have you tell me about Sean's penis,
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and if it's smaller or larger or otherwise
than what you're accustomed to.
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- Now I have to go to work.
- You know, this isn't all me.
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From the minute you met Paul,
he's all you talked about.
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And the next thing I knew, you were living
the suburban housewife dream,
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and making me feel ridiculous
for my partying and my serial dating,
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but what the hell else was I supposed to do?
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Nobody fell in love with me.
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Well, I guess we're both screw-ups.
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Maybe we should break up. We already did.
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Are we back to where we started?
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What is going on with you?
You're showing up late to class,
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you're skipping weigh-ins. Get inside.
Class started 10 minutes ago.
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I'm not going to class.
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In fact, I'm dropping your class.
I just came to get my shit.
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- What?
- Yeah, I don't like the way you teach.
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You can't drop out.
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If you don't finish this class,
you don't get to graduate next year.
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- Oh, well.
- "Oh, well"?
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- I have bent over backwards for you.
- It's all about you, isn't it?
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Must be so nice to be you.
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Pretty white girl living in suburbia
whose biggest concern
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is finding an eye shadow
that doesn't totally wash her out.
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Take a walk in my shoes for a fucking day.
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Growing up in the hood,
having to hit a drive-through for breakfast
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because Mommy spent the last
of the grocery money on her morning fix.
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But that's okay. I can always rely on Dad.
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Wait, I can't. 'Cause when I was a baby,
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he was shot to death
trying to rob a liquor store.
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So excuse the fuck out of me
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if I'm not the model student
you want me to be.
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I didn't know.
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We all have our secrets, don't we?
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What does that mean?
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I know you're fucking that painter man.
Yeah.
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I know a lot of things.
That you're a self-righteous slut,
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that your son's a judgemental asshole,
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and that I'm through
with your sorry-ass class
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and this whole sorry-ass fucking school.
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Andrea.
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Shit.
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How about another little splash there, chief?
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- Hey, buy a lady a drink?
- Show me a lady, and I might.
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- Fuck you, Paulie.
- One for the lady.
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I haven't seen you around the rugby field
in a while.
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I hope I didn't scare you away.
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Nah. Just a little ligament damage, you know.
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Very common injury in elite athletes.
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On top of that, the rest of my life,
complete fucking clusterfuck.
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Join the club.
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Last week, my cat was diagnosed
with feline leukaemia.
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And then yesterday,
I dropped my iPhone into the toilet
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while I was video-chatting with a client.
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And I hope that video fried out
before he got a potty shot of my pooter.
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Are you okay?
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Cathy and I are getting a divorce.
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Sorry.
I know you guys were having problems.
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Should have seen it coming.
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You know,
I knew something was up for a while,
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and I couldn't figure out what it was.
And then, a couple of days ago, get this,
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I catch her in our own backyard
fucking some guy.
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Holy shit.
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- I'm so sorry, Paulie.
- Thank you, Tina. I mean it.
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It actually feels really good to talk about it.
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You know, to tell someone
and have them listen, you know?
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Yeah, I do.
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Anyway, screw Cathy. It's her loss.
I say we drink until we get her off your mind.
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Get who off my mind?
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- To a newly single Paulie.
- Hell, yeah.
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- Tell me more about how bad you are.
- I'm not in the mood.
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- Cathy has zapped my libido.
- That bitch!
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What does that mean?
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She hates the fact that I'm seeing you,
and I get it.
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I haven't seen her for 20 years and I show up,
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and I start doing whatever we're doing,
and I've done this kind of thing before.
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With who? I'm her only brother.
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If we could just make this
less just about the sex,
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I'd feel better.
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We could nurture our friendship,
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and then maybe
I could repair my friendship with her.
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All right, fine.
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Talking about my sister
has made me lose my semi, anyway.
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So...
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I think iPhones are the new diamonds.
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Guys give women electronics now
for romantic occasions,
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and it's kind of a shame.
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Gift-giving in general is kind of a shame.
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Can we at least talk about this
with our pants off?
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I'm sorry.
I'm looking for the Jackson residence.
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- Well, this is it. Can I help you?
- I'm Andrea's teacher, Cathy Jamison.
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It's so nice to meet you.
I'm Dorothy, Andrea's mother.
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- Andrea's told us so much about you.
- She's told me a lot about you, too.
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Well, she absolutely adores you.
Says you're her favourite teacher.
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- Well, here, come on in.
- Thank you.
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- Donovan, we have company.
- I'm in the kitchen, hon.
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- Smells good in there. What is it?
- Making steak.
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Donovan, honey, this is Cathy,
the teacher Andrea's always telling us about.
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- This is Andrea's dad.
- So you're her stepdad?
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No, the real deal.
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Andrea's our last of six.
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I... I must have been thinking about
another student.
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You know,
Andrea sure does go on about you.
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Well, she exaggerates.
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Yeah, well, she sure wasn't real happy
to be taking summer school.
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Called it retard school.
She can be crass, that one.
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But she stuck with it
and really turned things around.
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We've had our trouble with her.
She's our academic challenge.
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We tried everything.
But you can't love 'em smart.
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- So is Andrea here?
- You just missed her.
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- She's down the street at the church.
- At choir practice.
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Baby girl sings like a bird.
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Okay. Okay.
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When I was 18,
I was on an international flight,
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and I gave a blow job to a complete stranger.
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- You're shitting me?
- No.
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Okay, okay, okay. Your turn.
A sexy or embarrassing story. Go.
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I don't think
this paints me in a very flattering light,
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but when Cathy and I
were going on our honeymoon,
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I wanted to go to the south of France
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'cause I was hoping
there might be some topless beaches there.
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You're newly married
and you want to look at other girls' tits?
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I'm a tit man. Sue me. Shit.
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- This is fun.
- Yeah?
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- You're easy to talk to. I like your stories.
- Yeah, I actually only have about 15 of them.
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You got me for another half hour,
and then I get boring.
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I like your hat.
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You know, I've always wondered
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why black women wear these beautiful hats
to church.
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I mean, whenever my dad walked into church,
he always took his hat off.
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When he walked into any building, really.
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Not that he was any shining example
of anything.
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I wear a hat because women,
and not just black women,
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should cover their heads
while they're in the house of the Lord.
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Same reason you Jews wear yarmulkes.
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I'm not Jewish.
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Not that there's anything wrong
with being Jewish. It's a beautiful religion.
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It's just...
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Jesus is my guy. Sort of.
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I mean, I haven't been to church
in a really long...
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I don't think Jesus
would appreciate your manners.
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- That was really beautiful, Andrea.
- What are you doing here?
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- Your mom told me you were here.
- My mom? You went to my house?
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Well, you know, I had to swing by the hood,
make sure your drug-addled mom
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wasn't dying
with a needle stuck between her toes,
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because if that happened,
you'd be an orphan,
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what with your dad
being a dead felon and all.
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Why would you lie to me about that?
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Who the fuck are you to call me a liar?
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Maybe I lied because I don't like you.
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I don't need your advice,
I don't need your help,
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I do just fine, thank you.
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Besides, it's obvious
you only came to find me
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'cause you're afraid I'll tell everyone
about your affair.
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I am here because I care about you.
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I don't want you quitting school
because of a mistake that I made.
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And just so you know,
my husband already knows about the affair.
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- Does Adam know?
- No.
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And I wish you wouldn't tell him,
but I can't stop you if you do.
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You are so not good enough for him.
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- Good enough for who?
- Lenny.
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Is that what this is about? A crush?
You have a crush on Lenny?
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What, you think a guy that fine
wouldn't go for a girl like me?
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I don't think he would go for you
because he's 25 years older than you are.
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Do not quit school, Andrea.
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Life is hard enough with an education.
Don't make it harder on yourself.
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Get out of my church,
and leave me the hell alone.
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It's not weird we're doing this
in my sister's waterbed, right?
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I mean, we could be doing it
in her guestroom,
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but that's where she keeps
her creepy doll collection.
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Besides, there's a nice potpourri scent
in here. It's pleasant.
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It's like Country Cottage Rose
or some lavender something.
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Jesus.
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I hope your sister doesn't mind
that I used her razor.
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Old nuns and baseball.
Old nuns and baseball.
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Old nuns and baseball.
Old nuns and baseball.
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- Shit.
- What?
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Shit, I don't have a condom.
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Maybe go see in the kitchen
if there's some Saran Wrap
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or something like that.
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Paulie, shush.
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It's a big one. It's too big.
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And now some more fun facts
about our former presidents.
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Let's see. William Howard Taft was so fat
that he got stuck in his own bathtub.
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Conversely, James Madison
weighed only 100 pounds,
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which is ironic, considering that his wife,
Dolley Madison,
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- was feeding him Zingers and Donut Gems.
- Sean.
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Hey, Sis. I'm just educating.
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- Would you care to audit the class?
- Get out here. Now.
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Read. Something.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- You're fucking with my life.
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- I thought I'd add a little wrinkle to yours.
- What are you talking about?
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Rebecca is abstaining from sex.
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She's on some sort of sacrificial mission
to regain your friendship.
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- Sort of a cock hunger strike.
- What?
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Yeah. I don't fucking get it either.
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I mean, if I had to choose between spending
time with your personality, or my penis,
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little Sean's a hands-down winner.
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Tell her she's wasting her time.
And you shouldn't worry.
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The longest she's gone without having sex
is two weeks
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and that's 'cause she tore her labia
while horseback riding in Maui.
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I've got to get in there
and undo whatever you've done.
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"Apse"?
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- What the hell does that mean?
- Apse.
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You know, like the front of a church.
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You could have just spelled apes.
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I paid for a four-year degree, Marlene.
I want to use it.
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- You go to church?
- Every Sunday.
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Do you go because you want to,
or out of obligation?
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If you're asking if I believe in God,
then, yes, I do.
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- Pray every day, too.
- What do you pray for?
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Usual stuff, I guess.
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For my family, for Eddie to be in heaven,
for me to join him one day
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and that when I do, for it not to hurt.
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I used to go to church.
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My parents, they used to take Sean and me
all the time.
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And then one summer, this freak tornado
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took out a bunch of houses
in the town next to us
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and killed the pastor and his kids.
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And we stopped going.
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But now that I'm a dying person,
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I'm wondering
if I should reopen my spiritual options.
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If there is a God,
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do you think
he could bring me some sense of peace?
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He's not a miracle worker.
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I think God gives us problems
so we can learn to deal with them,
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not so he can fix 'em.
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- What's up, Mom? Hey, Marlene.
- Hey, hotshot.
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I think I'll call it a night.
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- Say a prayer for me, Marlene.
- Every day.
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I ran into Andrea,
and she said you're an asshole.
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- Any idea why she'd say that?
- Probably on the rag.
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- Adam!
- We had a fight. No big deal.
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Take it from someone
who's pretty good at making mistakes,
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if things are bad with Andrea
because of something you did,
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you should apologise.
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Life's too short.
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Amen.
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I watched my kids play Yahtzee yesterday,
and one of the dice went off the table.
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And they debated what to do
about the offending dice,
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and finally agreed on a do-over.
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Now I ask you,
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wouldn't it be nice, as adults,
to have a do-over every now and then?
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- Who wants to be free of lies and hypocrisy...
- Amen.
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...and be reborn and begin again today?
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- Who wants a do-over?
- Yeah.
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Then speak up,
and let the congregation pray for your sins.
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Pray for me, that I may be patient
and accept my son for who he is.
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Amen.
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Pray for me. I called bingo last week,
even though I didn't have it,
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'cause I knew nobody
was coming to check the cards.
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Pray for me.
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Pray for me.
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I've lied a lot. I just... I keep...
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I keep on lying, and I'm sitting
on a huge pile of lies right now.
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And I've cheated on my husband.
I've had an affair.
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And it's hurt people I didn't expect it to hurt.
I did not want to hurt you. I like you.
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I am really sorry.
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You are important to me.
You are not just another student.
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You... You make my life better,
and my life is very complicated right now.
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There's some stuff that I can control,
and then there's other...
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There's this other stuff that's...
It's killing me.
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It's all right. It's all right.
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So pray for me.
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Help me, God, if there is a God.
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And I hope that there is,
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because I have to believe that
there's gonna be someone on the other side
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who's gonna leave the light on for me
when I get there.
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That someone's gonna be there
to welcome me.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Pray for me, because I have managed
to turn my once average life
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into a complete fucking mess. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say "fucking."
Oh, God. Now I've said it twice.
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I'll see you tomorrow at school.
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You know what I've been thinking about?
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Pants.
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Pants?
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Remember how we used to share clothes
when we were roommates?
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You mean, how you used to wear my clothes
and then lie about it?
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Exactly.
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And there was a pair of black slacks
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that had a tiny red stripe up the side
that I just loved.
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You called them your date pants,
even though they were mine.
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And one day you put them on
and they didn't fit you right,
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and you accused me
of doing something to them
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- so that they wouldn't fit you any more.
- Yeah.
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I did.
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I had them tailored to fit me.
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it, I knew it!
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I'm a terrible friend.
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You aren't a terrible friend.
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I missed your fucking wedding.
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I screwed up a bunch, too.
I'm not completely blameless here.
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I've done a lot of crappy things in my life.
I'm trying to be better.
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It takes two people to screw up a friendship.
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- I promise you, from now on...
- Do not promise.
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Just be you.
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I've missed you, you know?
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I've missed you, too.
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00:24:51,288 --> 00:24:55,759
And I miss those pants.
My ass looked fantastic in them.
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00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:11,903
- Hey.
- Hey.
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00:25:13,402 --> 00:25:19,272
Look, I just wanted to say that I didn't mean
what I said at the party last week.
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00:25:19,661 --> 00:25:21,174
I mean, I think you're cool,
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00:25:21,371 --> 00:25:23,805
and I just kind of want things
to go back to the way they were.
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00:25:27,630 --> 00:25:28,585
So we're good?
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00:25:30,801 --> 00:25:33,269
- Why don't you prove it?
- How?
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00:25:34,681 --> 00:25:36,160
- Lick my locker.
- What?
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00:25:36,392 --> 00:25:39,589
- No, that is gross.
- You ain't that sorry, then.
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00:25:58,547 --> 00:26:01,061
- That's fucking disgusting.
- You nasty little bitch.
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00:26:01,593 --> 00:26:03,265
Oh, fuck off.
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00:26:12,692 --> 00:26:14,171
It's a jar of olives.
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00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,318
The store didn't have any olive branches,
so this was as close as I could get.
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00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:22,603
I want to talk to you.
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00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,974
Actually, I've wanted to tell you something
for a long time,
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00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,723
but I guess I wasn't ready.
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00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,173
So I want to come clean with you.
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Sort of a do-over.
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00:26:33,387 --> 00:26:36,936
So if you find my thong,
you can just bring it to the next rugby game.
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- Tina.
- Cathy, hi.
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00:26:49,701 --> 00:26:53,455
- Can I have a minute with Paul?
- Yup. Sure. I'm gonna go.
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00:26:53,998 --> 00:26:55,226
I'll see you, Paulie.
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00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:03,010
What? No yelling? No lecture?
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00:27:03,261 --> 00:27:07,618
No judgemental condemnation
of my abhorrent behaviour?
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I fucked her, Cathy. Multiple times, in fact.
I mean, why shouldn't I?
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00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:15,588
You fucked somebody,
so I fucked somebody, too.
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00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:17,333
And what do you have to say about that?
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I have cancer.
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