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[PANTING] Oh, wow!
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Oh, burning.
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My legs are burning.
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But you know what? I am...
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[PANTING]
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I am totally loving these
morning runs. You know?
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- They're invigorating.
- Yeah.
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I've been loving it. And...
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- hurts.
- [COAT UNZIPS]
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- I have a stitch. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- It hurts so much.
- Yeah, that's a talker's cramp...
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right there. See, runners don't
usually gab the whole time.
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- Okay. Yes, please.
- Water?
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[BREATHLESS] You... You don't know...
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Martin,
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I'm sorry. I do... I have one more
thing that I want to say, though.
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So, you know, things between
us have been great, lately.
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Really great.
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I feel like our relationship
has evolved and we're...
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we're, like, looking out for each other
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in ways that we didn't used to.
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- Here. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you. [EXHALES SHARPLY]
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- [SIGHS]
- Ooh.
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That lemon surprised me.
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That was a nice touch.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [GLASS THUDS]
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So... [EXHALES SHARPLY]
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at this juncture, I feel...
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- compelled, really, to advise,
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that I am experiencing feelings for you.
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Well, thank you for advising.
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You're welcome.
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- [EXHALING] Oh, God, that's good lemon.
- Yeah. It was really good.
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So, um... [CLICKS TONGUE]
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I wanted to put you
on notice, because...
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you know, before when you asked
me if I was having feelings,
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I denied it. So I hereby
reverse that position
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and I am confirming that
feelings are increasingly present.
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Understood and noted.
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Well, I just want to say,
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you know, if feelings aren't
welcome, I can totally just,
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you know... I don't know... bury 'em.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Where would you bury them?
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Josh's tank?
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- Josh!
- What's wrong?
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[GASPS]
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Josh... is a woman?
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I think so.
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Man, I didn't even know Josh was dating.
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He must have gotten knocked-up
when you set him free...
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Oh, my gosh. Look, Josh
is gonna have three babies.
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Just like us.
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Keep giving me hope
for a better day
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Keep giving me love to find a way
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Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need
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-
Someone to say everything's okay
- Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com
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Everything's okay
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He didn't even respond. I literally
have no idea how he's feeling.
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He's probably waiting for you
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to be a little more specific
as to what it is you want.
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Probably a little gun-shy
after all the mixed messages.
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What mixed messages?
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I told him I needed
time to figure it out,
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and I figured it out.
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I wanna work on things, if he does.
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Cool.
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Cool?
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I mean, it doesn't sound very romantic.
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"I wanna work on things, if you do"?
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Sounds like you're gonna
hang drywall together.
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Oh, come on...
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After all this time, Martin may
require a more impassioned plea.
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Frankly, I think he deserves it.
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We're very good at dissecting
each other's relationships.
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- You ever notice that?
- Oh...
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I have a PhD in what's wrong with you.
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And when it comes to the
unified theory of your problems,
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I'm like Stephen Hawking.
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And don't even get me
started on your sister.
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By the way, is she gonna let us
take her on a babymoon or not?
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So? How were they? Were they great?
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Uh, they're "The Verve
Pipe." Answer's always yes.
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"Play 'The Freshmen!'"
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"We're going to!"
[LAUGHS] Love those guys.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah.
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I was kind of wondering if maybe
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we could do something together.
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You know, before the baby comes?
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I have a karate tournament
this Sunday, in Azusa.
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I guess we could make
a weekend out of it.
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Bus ride up there's pretty sweet...
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Oh, I don't know if
a long, bumpy bus ride
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followed by hours of
sitting on hard bleachers
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is really the best thing for me.
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Suit yourself.
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Oh!
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[LAUGHS] I think the
baby just elbowed me.
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- [LAUGHS] Gene!
- [DOOR OPENS]
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- Do you wanna...
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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feel?
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-
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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Okay, Maya, it's decided.
We're kidnapping you.
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One last hurrah.
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Unless you already have
plans with Mean Gene.
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I could probably...
move some things around.
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- Come on!
- Don't you have some "bucket list"
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trip that you've always wanted to take?
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Okay, don't laugh.
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I've always wanted to
steal Dad's Mustang,
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you know, and go a "Thelma
& Louise" kind of road trip.
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What does... what does that
mean? You wanna kill someone?
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Not necessarily.
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But a couple of girls
out on the open road.
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We could stay at a dusty motel
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and hit up a cowboy bar
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and maybe get in some minor
trouble with the law...
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[MAYA LAUGHS]
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Never mind. That's stupid.
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-
- [HORN HONKS]
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Ahh, ha ha!
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Oh, my God!
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Dad is gonna murder...
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Hey, what the hell, Lena?
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Oh, come on!
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What, you think I'm
Thelma? You're Thelma.
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You are the most Thelma person I know.
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No. This is my babymoon.
No way am I Thelma.
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Well, surely you ladies
don't think that I'm Thelma.
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You two really suck.
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- [ENGINE STARTS]
- Whoo!
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I'm telling you, dude. That
makeup sex has been majestic...
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- Can I bounce?
- Bounce.
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...when you mix in
those levels of anger,
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relief, codependency,
and sheer horniness...
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it's like "Fifty Shades of Grey"
meets "The Shape of Water"
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meets that one part in "A Star Is Born"
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where Lady Gaga is like,
"Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh-yah."
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- That was terrible.
- Anyway,
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how was Valentine's with you and Lena?
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She wants to get back together.
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Seriously? She said
that? What'd you say?
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Not much. Kinda let
her twist in the wind.
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Boooo!
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What, I can't just
cave right away, right?
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- No.
- Gotta make her work for it.
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No, no, no, no, I don't
like that, man. That stinks.
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She left for the weekend without
even knowing how you feel?
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What are you talking about?
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The girls left town. They're
doing "babymoon" with Maya.
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- She ask about me?
- Oh, my God.
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- Lena?
- Maya.
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Hey, Frank, uh...
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Martin, this is Sugar Beard.
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- No. No.
- Yeah.
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- AKA Country Music Face? Come here.
- Yeah.
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I just keep replayin' everything
that went down, in my mind,
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wondering what I
coulda done differently.
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Is she nuts?
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This guy's a smoke show.
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You don't have to tell me.
And his heart is so pure.
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- She left him... for Gene? What?!
- Yeah. [LAUGHING] I know.
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Oh, man. I really wish you
hadn't of just said that.
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Now I have a mental image to fixate on.
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How? All I said was "Gene."
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What, he a funny guy? Gene Wilder?
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Or maybe he's a bad boy. Gene Simmons.
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[STAMMERS]
Light on his feet? Gene Kelly.
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Hold on.
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If you tell me he's some BAFTA-winning
Gene Hackman mother lover,
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I swear to God, I'm gonna walk
right out into oncoming traffic!
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- Okay, dude. Hey, it's okay. It's okay.
- Whoa, Frank. No, come on.
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I don't even think it's
that serious, buddy.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
Okay. I'm sorry, boys. I'm spiraling.
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I am stone cold spiraling
and it is not a good look.
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It's just every minute that passes,
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I feel like she's slipping further away.
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Yeah.
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[CARL CARLTON'S "SHE'S A BAD MAMA JAMA
(SHE'S BUILT, SHE'S STACKED)" PLAYS]
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She's a bad mama jama
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Okay! There's a spa forty-five
minutes north of here.
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They only have three stars,
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but they do manis,
pedis, and erotic massage.
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We're not going to a spa.
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What?!
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I thought the whole point of this
weekend was to treat ow'selves.
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No, that was your whole point, not mine.
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I think Maya wants to see the sights.
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You know, feel like
we're on an adventure.
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Um, pull over.
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I get so excited
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Viewing her anatomy
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You stop talking for me.
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And you stop pushing your own agenda.
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This trip is supposed to be about me!
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And I'm so tired of
always being the passenger.
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Move over.
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- Wha... Okay.
- Yeah.
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Big Mama at the wheel.
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So, um... yeah. So...
so, where are we heading?
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Don't know.
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- I just have one small request.
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- Don't care.
- I'd like to...
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- [ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]
-
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- _
-
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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[SLURPING LOUDLY]
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Mmm!
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I'm tired. I'm gonna go get a room.
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Really? You want to stay here?
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Is there such a thing
as pre-partum depression?
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Because if so, she has it.
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I don't know, but we're
all going to get scabies
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if we sleep in these filthy beds.
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Okay, I don't feel comfortable
letting her drive anymore.
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Did you see "Thelma & Louise"?
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They die in the end!
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Here's the thing: I'm a soft-bro.
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I'm cuddle-core. And so is Mason.
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We sloppy cry, we wear
our hearts on our sleeve,
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we love Tove Lo.
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And yet neither one of us is single.
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Beer, beer, root beer.
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If you still have
feelings for Aunt Maya,
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it can't hurt to just
let her know, right?
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Unless she has a restraining order.
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Would we know?
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I mean, I think you probably
would have been served papers.
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- No, of course! You would have been served
- Papers! Yeah!
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- papers, that's how we'd know.
- Okay, great.
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- Yeah.
- No restraining order.
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- ALL: No restraining order!
- [DOOR OPENS]
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- Where's your mother?
- Hey, Grampa.
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Has anyone seen either one of my girls?
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- Uh, yeah. They're on a road trip to t...
- Road trip!
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Damn it. They got the
Mustang. I knew it.
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The answer was no in high school,
the answer was no in college
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- and the answer is still no.
- Okay, easy, easy, boss.
248
00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:14,228
I know you're upset,
but it's your daughters.
249
00:11:14,234 --> 00:11:16,598
- They're gonna bring it back.
- I don't know that.
250
00:11:16,604 --> 00:11:19,507
C'mon, Henry. You know
where the car is...
251
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:21,093
Do I? Where?
252
00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:22,299
They're right here.
253
00:11:22,305 --> 00:11:23,789
254
00:11:23,795 --> 00:11:25,161
Get off the hood, you imbecile!
255
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:27,516
You're gonna dent it
with those hooker shoes!
256
00:11:27,522 --> 00:11:28,722
[CHUCKLES]
257
00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,291
- You son of a bitch!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
258
00:11:30,297 --> 00:11:32,072
You son of a bitch! That's my wife!
259
00:11:32,078 --> 00:11:35,051
- No! Whoa!
- He's your elder! Arthur, he is your elder!
260
00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:36,884
I just hope those girls
aren't stupid enough
261
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:38,260
to leave that car out there overnight,
262
00:11:38,266 --> 00:11:40,753
because if they do, it
probably will get stolen.
263
00:11:41,056 --> 00:11:44,056
Apparently, there was a stabbing
death there, two years ago.
264
00:11:44,062 --> 00:11:45,681
Of course there was.
265
00:11:45,687 --> 00:11:48,702
Sir, I know she's not mine,
266
00:11:48,894 --> 00:11:52,578
but if something happens to
her, my heart stops beating.
267
00:11:53,968 --> 00:11:55,168
Who the hell is this guy?
268
00:11:55,174 --> 00:11:57,067
- Should we go get our girls?
- Yeah.
269
00:11:57,073 --> 00:11:59,036
- Hell, yeah.
- I'm in.
270
00:12:00,735 --> 00:12:01,935
Henry.
271
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:05,723
I think I'll just let
the cops do their thing.
272
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:08,622
-
- [BIRD SCREECHES]
273
00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:11,525
-
- _
274
00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:14,192
LENA: So, you're unpacking.
275
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:15,398
Yep.
276
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,236
Okay.
277
00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:21,405
Well, I guess, um,
278
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:26,685
Camille and I can sleep
in this... bed tonight.
279
00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:31,863
Uh, any idea what time you
wanna be heading back tomorrow?
280
00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:34,480
I'm not heading back tomorrow.
281
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,251
- Maya...
- I really like it here,
282
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,387
and, you know, the farther
out I get, the more I realize:
283
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,570
I don't have anything to go back to.
284
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:46,382
- Well, I do!
- Yeah, I got that, believe me!
285
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:49,351
You with the big house and all
the money and the perfect life!
286
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,553
And you have even more than she does.
287
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,036
I don't know about that...
288
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,872
But me? I... I got nothing...
or I got next to nothing.
289
00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:01,666
And I don't want my
baby to wonder why I...
290
00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,680
I still take money from Grampa
291
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:08,168
or have to do my laundry
at my sister's house,
292
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:12,265
or why I had to use artificial
insemination because...
293
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:17,795
you know, because no man wanted to...
294
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,624
- [SNIFFLES]
- [FAUCET TURNS ON]
295
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,208
Well, technically,
Maya, Frank wanted to.
296
00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:25,704
And what did I do to him?
I chased him away. Right?
297
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,228
Because he's gotta be crazy
if he wants to be with me.
298
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,910
Yes, I've spent my whole life
299
00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:36,519
chasing after guys that are far
more interested in karate than me.
300
00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:38,124
Why?
301
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:41,322
Because you love karate?
302
00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:43,579
[SOBS]
303
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:47,424
I don't want my baby to
think that I'm pathetic.
304
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,214
Maya, stop it.
305
00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:52,592
Your baby's not gonna judge
you. Okay? Your baby...
306
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:56,912
Look at me! Your baby is gonna
love you, because you're his mom.
307
00:13:57,686 --> 00:13:59,094
And you're not pathetic.
308
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:02,831
No. You are the strongest woman I know.
309
00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:05,514
- And you don't need a man.
- [SCOFFS]
310
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,708
That's so easy for you to
say, because you have one...
311
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,108
you have one that idolizes you.
312
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:13,419
And you're not even
married to Martin anymore,
313
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:16,209
and his whole life revolves around you.
314
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:19,724
I've... I've never
had that. I've never...
315
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,428
I've never had anyone
get down on one knee and
316
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,812
say that they couldn't live without me.
317
00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:26,420
[CRIES AND SNIFFLES]
318
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,718
[CHUCKLES AND SOBS]
319
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,375
I can't live without you, Maya.
320
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,289
Me either.
321
00:14:35,910 --> 00:14:37,466
[SOBS]
322
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:40,382
I need you and that
little baby in my life.
323
00:14:40,388 --> 00:14:42,675
- [LAUGHS]
- And I need you to stop crying
324
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,763
- because you're making me cry.
- [LAUGHS]
325
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,496
And your mascara's running.
326
00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:49,697
And you look like a hood rat.
327
00:14:49,703 --> 00:14:52,399
[LAUGHTER]
328
00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:55,865
Come on, lady. This is your babymoon.
329
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,996
We need to get out of
this depressing motel room,
330
00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:01,736
and we'll go do whatever you want.
331
00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:04,630
Okay? No side-eye from either of us.
332
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,346
Promise.
333
00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:08,806
[SIGHS] Okay.
334
00:15:08,812 --> 00:15:10,247
[LAUGHS]
335
00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,364
- Okay, there is one thing...
-
336
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,543
Um, a lady at the front
desk said there's...
337
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:18,048
a saloon like three miles from here.
338
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,104
And I really wanna ride
the mechanical bull.
339
00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:25,029
340
00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:26,661
- Great!
- Great!
341
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,177
- _
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
342
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,470
Whoo-hoo!
343
00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:34,521
[LAUGHS]
344
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:38,482
- Let me grab 'em. Yeee-haaa!
- Get 'em, girl.
345
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:40,778
Hey, can this go any faster?!
346
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:42,591
Do not make this go any faster.
347
00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:44,492
All right? This is the absolute max.
348
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:46,700
You see, the old Lena
349
00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,491
never would have let her pregnant sister
350
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:50,209
ride a mechanical bull.
351
00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:52,208
Martin?
352
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:54,669
What are you doing here?
353
00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,265
Uh, well, I didn't realize
that [SIGHS] you were gonna
354
00:15:57,271 --> 00:16:00,344
skip town after you dropped that
bombshell on me this morning.
355
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,359
Yeah, well, you didn't
really say anything
356
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:05,383
after I issued my feelings advisory, so.
357
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:07,451
Well, after all these years...
358
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:10,669
what more is there to say, woman?
359
00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:15,469
Did you drive all the way up
here just to show me that ring?
360
00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:17,160
No, ma'am.
361
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:20,281
I drove all the way up here
to sweep you off your feet.
362
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,478
- Oh. Oh, no, don't.
- Come here.
363
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:24,898
- Don't, Martin. I'm serious.
- Come here.
364
00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,744
- I-I had a very big dinner, I carbo-loaded,
- Giddy-up, cowgirl.
365
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,470
- and I don't like being picked up!
- Giddy-up, cowgirl.
366
00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:33,665
And I put that ring on a week
ago, you didn't even notice.
367
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,375
Is that true?
368
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:39,006
I'm so happy that I
369
00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:42,125
Can't stop crying
370
00:16:42,395 --> 00:16:44,216
I'm so happy
371
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,947
- Hey.
- Hmm?
372
00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:47,614
No giving up this time.
373
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,436
No matter what. Forever and ever.
374
00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:52,329
Deal?
375
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,020
Deal.
376
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,309
-
I'm laughing through my tears
- [APPLAUSE]
377
00:16:57,315 --> 00:17:00,708
- Whoo-hoo!
-
I'm laughing through my tears
378
00:17:00,714 --> 00:17:02,731
[CHEERING]
379
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,366
- [COINS DROP, MACHINE BEEPS]
- _
380
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:06,960
[WHISTLING AND CLAPPING]
381
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:10,632
Oh, no, it's... it's not me. It's her.
382
00:17:10,638 --> 00:17:15,982
383
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,989
Not her. You.
384
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:25,508
385
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:29,225
[LAUGHTER]
386
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,430
-
All I can see is black and white
- Oh, yeah!
387
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:35,420
- Whoo!
-
And white and pink with blades of blue
388
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:39,212
-
That lay between the words I think on a page
- [LAUGHS]
389
00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:41,024
-
I was meaning to send to you
- Oh, yeah!
390
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,295
-
I couldn't tell if it bring my heart
- Whoo!
391
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,813
-
The way I wanted when I started
- Yeah!
392
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:48,363
-
Writing this letter to you
- Whoo!
393
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,182
- Whoo-hoo!
-
But if I could, you know I would
394
00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:56,067
-
Just hold your hand and you'd understand
- [LAUGHING] Go, Arthur!
395
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:58,462
I'm the man who loves you
396
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,665
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
397
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:03,469
I-I'm sorry, Maya. I know
that was a-a big swing.
398
00:18:03,475 --> 00:18:05,749
And I know you said you
never wanted to see me again,
399
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,657
and so if you're not
feeling it, that's okay.
400
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:12,977
I'm... I'm feeling it.
I'm... I'm feeling all of it.
401
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,086
I just...
402
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:19,485
think I might be having this baby!
403
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,154
What? Right now? Right here?
404
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,897
- [WHIMPERS]
- Uh, okay, uh...
405
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:25,492
Uh... slide right out
there, FJ! Uh... uh...
406
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,481
- Follow my voice!
- No, FJ!
407
00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:30,106
We are not having this baby
in the Cowboy Palace Saloon.
408
00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:31,312
- Right, right!
- Let's go.
409
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,518
MAYA: Ooh!
410
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:37,205
It's not stolen, okay? It's my
Grampa's car. Here, talk to him.
411
00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,786
Okay, move, fast,
fast, fast, fast, fast.
412
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,792
Okay.
413
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:42,085
We'll make sure Mason gets home.
414
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,669
You make sure she gets to the hospital.
415
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,414
It's better to get you to your hospital.
416
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,560
But don't worry, we have plenty of time.
417
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,137
First babies are never quick.
418
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:51,645
But just in case... floor it!
419
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,911
[ENGINE REVS]
420
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:57,425
OFFICER: Stop the car. That
vehicle's been reported stolen.
421
00:18:57,431 --> 00:19:00,221
- [SIREN WAILING]
- Stop the car.
422
00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:04,250
Looks like I got my
police chase after all...
423
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,532
Whoo-whoo!
424
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,258
- ...anything like that. Yeah.
- Really?
425
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:11,850
Hey!
426
00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:14,482
No baby. It was a false alarm.
427
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,277
Oh. Hey, uh, I'll take
it from here. Thanks.
428
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,865
- Thank you.
- [FRANK SIGHS]
429
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:20,421
- Ah.
- Sorry!
430
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,067
Oh, my God.
431
00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,833
Where to, milady?
432
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:29,735
Um... I think I'm gonna
stay at my dad's tonight.
433
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:31,735
Okay. Then I'm gonna sleep in my car
434
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:34,122
outside your dad's
house... i-if that's okay.
435
00:19:34,691 --> 00:19:36,089
Yeah, that's okay.
436
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:38,020
437
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,206
Um, thanks for everything.
Sorry about the scare.
438
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:42,806
- Call you later.
- Okay.
439
00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:44,183
MAYA: Bye.
440
00:19:45,281 --> 00:19:46,693
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh.
441
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:47,900
Some night, huh?
442
00:19:47,906 --> 00:19:49,994
- Some night.
- Oh, my God. [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
443
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,579
- Clear the hall.
- Whoa!
444
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:54,986
Breathing great, keep
it up. Nice and slow.
445
00:19:54,992 --> 00:19:57,559
[PHOEBE BRIDGERS'
"MOTION SICKNESS" PLAYS]
446
00:19:57,565 --> 00:20:03,903
447
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:10,302
I hate you for what you did
448
00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:14,868
And I miss you like a little kid
449
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:19,099
I faked it every time
450
00:20:19,105 --> 00:20:21,512
But that's all right
451
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,137
I can hardly feel anything
452
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:26,813
I hardly feel anything
453
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,318
At all
454
00:20:28,324 --> 00:20:34,058
455
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:38,457
You saw them kissing? Gross. So gross.
456
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:40,152
Really? I think it's beautiful.
457
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:42,349
You know, Dad's finally
ready to admit that
458
00:20:42,355 --> 00:20:45,082
without Mom, he's just
a broken, lonely, old...
459
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:46,975
MILO: Happy birthday, my babies.
460
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,498
Daddy loves you.
461
00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:50,093
What the heck?
462
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:53,196
Josh is a mommy. And I'm a daddy.
463
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,234
- You are seriously confused.
- No, I'm not.
464
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,165
That little green one right
there looks just like me.
465
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:02,838
They're so... tiny!
466
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,751
Hey, look, there's three
of them. Just like us.
467
00:21:04,757 --> 00:21:06,013
468
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,316
No, look.
469
00:21:07,322 --> 00:21:09,423
470
00:21:09,429 --> 00:21:11,442
I think there's gonna be four.
471
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:12,648
Four?
472
00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:14,328
What a blessing.
473
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,604
Aww...
474
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,708
I hope the other guys are nice
to the new one when he hatches.
475
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:21,227
They will be.
476
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:26,233
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