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[ School bell rings ]
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**
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[ Knock on door ]
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**
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[ Gasps ]
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Oh. My. Giraffe.
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[ Air whooshes ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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Standardized test scores,
coming through!
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Out of the way!
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[ Motor whirs ]
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Now, that's almost too sharp.
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**
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The test results are in.
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Dylan DiMeo...
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is the smartest kid
in the grade.
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[ Pencil clatters ]
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I'm Dylan Danger,
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and this is
Too-Long-Cord-Bungee.
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Whee!
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[ Thumps ]
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Are we sure there hasn't been
some sort of mistake?
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We ran it twice.
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That bush is the smartest kid
in the district.
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Dylan, you're...smart!
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I know!
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I had my finger
over the lens.
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Can we do it again?
Yeah.
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-No!
-No! -No!
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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**
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Mikey always wanted
to be like his big brother.
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He wanted his hair
like Ben's,
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wanted to dance like Ben.
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**
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Now?
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[ Clicking ]
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Ben wants jeans
like mine.
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**
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[ Maya sniffles ]
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Okay, be honest --
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if you were
the 2019 Abilities Expo,
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and our company were at you,
showing that,
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wouldn't we be
the toast of you?
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[ Voice breaking ]
That video is as good
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as that question was
hard to follow.
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I had one thought.
The slogan?
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"Two special-needs moms
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making a difference
in the lives of families
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with children
with disabilities"?
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It doesn't exactly
roll off the tongue.
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-Kenneth, real quick...
-Huh?
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[ Lowered voice ] Look, I know
you haven't been with Melanie
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for very long,
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but as someone who is married
to a woman like her...
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nobody wants
your suggestions.
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I think they should give away
keychains at the convention.
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Beautiful idea...
Yeah.
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I'm gonna strangle it
in its crib.
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Because we don't matter.
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Melanie: This convention is
gonna be our coming-out party.
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Vogue. Vanity Fair.
SoCal Abilities Journal.
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I mean,
except for the first two,
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they're all
gonna be there.
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Mm.
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"You're going to
a convention? When?"
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Well, we'll be gone
tomorrow and then Saturday.
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Rude.
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**
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"Pack your bags.
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I was invited to
an overnight college visit
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but skipped because
Mom would want to go.
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But she has a" -- C-O--
"convention this weekend."
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So you want me to come?
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Well, totally.
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We can have some bro time,
maybe meet some ladies.
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"I've got Izzy,
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but you can get rejected
by some college girls."
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I know!
Dylan thought making
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that "Rejection Bingo" game
was a burn,
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but I'm a college girl
and an over 6'2" girl away
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from winning that
Chinese finger trap.
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I can't believe you're
gonna do a college tour
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without your mummy.
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It'll be great.
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The train will drop us off
right there.
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JJ's set up in this awesome
accessible dorm...
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But what if you get a little
something on your face?
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Or if a girl wants to see
a picture of you
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when you were a baby
in the tub?
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[ Door opens ]
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Load 'em up!
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All right, my loves.
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Off you go.
Have fun at college.
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Who's ready for two moms
to change the lives
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of children in families
of kids with disabilities?
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I'm ready for two moms to make
a difference in families
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of children who live
with disabilities.
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[ Lowered voice ]
They both got it wrong.
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It's so bad.
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What's that?
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Mnh. Nothing. Kenneth?
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I -- I'm carrying a box!
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**
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You want to see me
about brain stuff?
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Dylan, my most
promising student.
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I ain't promised
nothin' to no one
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what don't promise me
somethin' first.
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Okay, I'm gonna get
right to the point --
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I became a teacher
to change lives,
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so when I saw the gap
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between your test scores
and your grades,
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I knew I had a student who was
primed for a breakthrough.
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So...
[ Sighs ]
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Why you no smart
for school stuff?
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I don't know.
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Whenever I try to read
or listen to a teacher,
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I just get so annoyed.
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They just become this
know-it-all that won't shut up.
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That's fascinating.
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And it's only when they try
to teach you things?
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Like, if I talked about
a big old plate of nachos...
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Heck, yeah.
Where those nachos at?
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But if I say that they are
native to Mexico,
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population 130 million --
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No, make it stop!
I can't handle it.
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Aha! Don't run from it.
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Who am I?!
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No. You!
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Mr. Powers' voice:
I'm Ray, aren't I?
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It's time!
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For so many years,
we've been focused on our kids,
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and now we can use
all the lessons we've learned
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to help a world
of JJs and Logans.
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Every battle
is about to pay off.
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Every indignity,
every fight...
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[ Strained ]
Every hernia...
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It was all
for this moment.
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[ Triumphant music plays ]
[ Sighs ]
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These are our people.
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**
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Uh-oh.
Except for her.
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I had a doozie with that
physical therapist.
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Oh, well, if we're avoiding
people we've made enemies with,
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we probably
shouldn't go that way.
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Or that way.
School I egged.
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Ooh. Insurance lady
I "Groundhog Day-ed."
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[ Chuckles ]
That was involved.
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Fought with her,
fought with her...
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Oh, she's cool --
although I fought with her.
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Mnh.
[ Breathes sharply ]
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It seems that "our people"
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consist pretty solidly
of folks that hate us.
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P-Plan B.
L-Let's focus on the big fish.
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Okay, we'll wow
the magazine people,
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and then
we'll sneak out of here
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before all these people
kill us.
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You guys put
your heads down.
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I'll block you
with this sign.
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**
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Ah. They still seem
to know it's you.
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[ Lowered voice ]
Y-You do realize
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that they're
on the front?
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[ Lowered voice ] Yeah, yeah.
I-I know. I think it's funny.
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Dude, college is crazy.
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You know
the co-ed bathroom?
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I just went next to a lady
who's taking a shower.
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Oh. Who's your friend?
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I'm Alan, and there are
no co-ed bathrooms here.
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Okay!
Let's get this tour started.
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No need. It's like playing
the claw machine.
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[ Mechanical whir ]
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Hey! I got a "me"!
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"I'm excited
for college life.
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Start making
my own decisions."
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Big decision tonight --
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dorm party
or frat party.
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"Which is gonna
rage harder?"
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Yeah. And which is gonna
be easier for JJ's wheelchair?
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**
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"You don't need
to worry about that. Cool?"
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Yeah, yeah, we're cool.
We're cool.
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Now, I don't see any reason
for you to be cold...
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[ Chuckles ]
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"Ray, I left Mom home
for a reason."
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Oh. No looking out
for you.
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I get it.
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You don't believe me?
[ Scoffs ]
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Well, go explore, then.
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Yeah, I'll hook up
with you two later.
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Go on! Shoo!
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Don't follow him.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Oh.
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Maybe a little "Rejection Bingo"
can kill some time.
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**
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[ Young women laughing ]
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Okay. Bingo.
What's next?
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**
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All right.
Coast is clear.
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Except for her.
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I'm not hiding
from this one.
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Jimmy!
Their faces are on this.
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Nina Thompson.
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Maya DiMeo.
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You still doing
your stupid know-it-all
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special-needs blog,
are you?
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No. My blogging days
are over.
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I'm with
SoCal Abilities Journal.
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[ Chuckling ] Well...
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that is very bad news
for me.
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[ Upbeat music plays ]
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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**
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What's going on, bro?
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"I feel like
I'm being followed."
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**
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**
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Okay. Yes, yes!
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I am here
to look after you,
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and I'm stalking you.
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I don't see why
we can't just party together
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and I can have your back.
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I don't know how
I'm so good at this.
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I've never done it before.
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But I'm not going away.
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I'm sorry, J-- Whoa!
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So, what's your beef
with this woman?
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Well, so, you know
how I'm a trailblazer?
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Nina and I actually shared the
very first Internet "flame war."
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And it was at a time
before people really realized
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that what one said online
was both public and permanent.
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You know, 2004.
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I was just an impressionable
new special-needs mom,
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and Nina had this parenting blog
with all the answers.
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I mean, if Nina said,
"JJ needs to sleep upside down,"
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or, "JJ needs to interact more
with horses,"
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Jimmy and I were both
huge believers.
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In time, I realized
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she did not know
what she was talking about.
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So then I posted
a takedown.
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She posted a takedown
of my takedown,
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and it didn't actually end
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until the President
of the Internet himself
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emailed me,
demanding that I stop.
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Pretty wild, eh?
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Melanie:
Okay. We're partners --
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with a contract that
I insisted we sign -- wow.
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Look,
we did not come this far
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to let a 15-year-old grudge
sink this company.
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Can you apologize?
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I don't know.
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Follow.
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**
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Internetprez1@hotmail.com.
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See, I'm giving you
your space.
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I'm not like Mom.
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Although, that lei
is a bit of a choking hazard.
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**
260
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"You here to make sure
I'm safe?
261
00:09:26,634 --> 00:09:29,870
I'll be unsafe
until you leave."
262
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,438
What does that even mean?
263
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:35,142
**
264
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,443
You wouldn't.
265
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,311
[ Clicks, motor whirring ]
266
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,781
[ Indistinct shouting ]
267
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,449
-Come on, man!
-Come on, man!
268
00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:43,651
[ Indistinct shouting ]
269
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,252
Young man: Come on, man!
270
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,254
[ Sighs ] It is really
taking them a while.
271
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,255
Excuse me.
272
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,456
Yes. Can I help you?
273
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,658
These are remarkable.
274
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:51,892
Do they use magnets?
275
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,226
Uh, sure do.
276
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:55,629
Same technology they use
on the...space shuttle.
277
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,764
[ Lowered voice ]
There's got to be a magnet
278
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:57,898
on the space shuttle,
right?
279
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:58,966
These are fantastic.
280
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,068
You know, it's so refreshing
to see someone
281
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,004
doing something
that really matters.
282
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,305
Matters?
283
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,807
[ Lowered voice ]
You hear that? We matters.
284
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,941
[ Chuckles ]
285
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,010
Come and get your
space-shuttle pants!
286
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,946
Huckster.
Whore. Sellout...
287
00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,748
I said
some terrible things,
288
00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,516
but, I mean,
it was all in the past.
289
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,584
Water under the bridge.
290
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:18,618
Bridge troll...
291
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,620
Look, what I said
was inexcusable.
292
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,122
I'm sorry.
293
00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,657
Please accept my apology.
294
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,693
I'd wanted that
for years.
295
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,127
No. Never.
296
00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,797
Wait.
Are you vendors here?
297
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,865
Oh. You don't know
what we're selling.
298
00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,601
No, but I'd love
to give you a write-up.
299
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,770
Accessible hot dogs!
They don't make any sense!
300
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:37,971
Have a field day!
301
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,974
[ Laughter ]
302
00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,343
Oh, no.
303
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,611
JJ!
304
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646
**
305
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,448
[ Laughs ]
306
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,482
[ Grunts ]
307
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:52,986
[ Cheers and applause ]
308
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,154
Listen to me.
309
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,856
This is the breakthrough
we have been looking for.
310
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,058
You think of academics
as Ray's domain,
311
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,027
but we can
make it yours, too.
312
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,961
How?
313
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,896
I am going to hypnotize you
314
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:06,133
so that you can confront Ray
in a safe setting.
315
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,168
Please. That's not
gonna work on me.
316
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,470
Mr. Powers' voice: Would you
please just give it a chance?
317
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,005
Whoa! Ray?
318
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,640
Hypnosis is awesome!
319
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,708
That's impossible.
320
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,643
I haven't even
done anything yet.
321
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,879
Fine,
let's just go with it.
322
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:22,149
Confront me -- Ray.
323
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,316
Can do.
324
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,318
No, talk to me
and tell me
325
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,421
how I am an obstacle
for your personal growth.
326
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:31,491
And I would do that to Ray
by pounding him.
327
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,492
Ohh! Uh!
328
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,227
Just let me whale on you!
329
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,997
I am not letting someone
beat me up for a breakthrough. [ Breathing sharply ]
330
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,165
I have done that once,
331
00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,700
and the class never
looked at me the same.
332
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:41,735
[ Grunting ]
333
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,770
And wake up!
334
00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:43,971
**
335
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,606
Ugh!
336
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,175
Let's just face it.
337
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,143
Ray is the smart one.
338
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,813
Are those nachos
still not ready?
339
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,683
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
Hey! Hey! You get a shirt!
340
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,451
And you get a T-shirt!
341
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,452
Those are the prototypes!
342
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,888
Okay, I'm gonna
need those back!
343
00:12:00,921 --> 00:12:03,290
Excuse me. Did I --
Did I put this on him right?
344
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,625
I-I -- You're asking me.
Well, that feels good.
345
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,693
I don't know.
346
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,962
Wow. How amazing
is this company?
347
00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,431
I'm from the expo,
and we'd love to talk to you.
348
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:12,800
I don't see why not.
349
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,967
Hey, would you like
a keychain?
350
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,103
-Oh. I would love one.
-Yes, I'd like one.
351
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,938
We don't have any.
But, right?
352
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,107
Okay, "JJ Knoxville."
353
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,975
"Are you done being Mom?"
354
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,276
**
355
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:26,079
"I just wanted
to let loose together."
356
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,649
I could do that
and still have your back.
357
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,619
Man, JJ, you have no idea
what it is like
358
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:36,123
to try and help someone
who fights you at every turn.
359
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,993
"You have no idea
what it is to have fun."
360
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,661
Right. I'm the problem.
361
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:43,130
Boring Ray!
362
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,498
Well, would Boring Ray
chug a beer?
363
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:46,834
**
364
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,468
Mnh-mnh!
365
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,438
Oh, and now
for too much dessert.
366
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,441
[ Crowd cheering ]
367
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,909
Whoa! Wild man!
368
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,678
Finally, someone who sees
how cool I am.
369
00:12:58,711 --> 00:12:59,947
[ Groans ]
370
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,182
That one sip of that beer
is not sitting well with me.
371
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,284
You just ate
five shots of vodka.
372
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,186
Whoo!
[ Crowd cheering ]
373
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,321
Okay, so, somebody
write this down --
374
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,191
my blood type
is B-negative!
375
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,525
Hi, everyone.
376
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,461
For our
Toast of the Conference Q&A... Boys?
377
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:15,795
Where'd they go?
We have to get out of here.
378
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,764
...we'd like to welcome
a few hand-picked businesses
379
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,799
that really stood out
today.
380
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,801
[ Applause ]
381
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,003
What the...
382
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,604
Either they've been invited
on the panel,
383
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,473
or they think
that's the bathroom.
384
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,041
Both:
Bathroom-bathroom-bathroom- bathroom-bathroom-bathroom...
385
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:29,476
[ Both groan ]
386
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,677
Nina:
Jimmy and Kenneth,
387
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,546
you've made
quite an impression here today.
388
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,182
Jimmy:
Uh, thank you, Nina.
389
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:39,052
The response has been truly --
wow, what's the word?
390
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:39,953
"Omnipotous."
391
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,354
Nope.
392
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,657
Providing adaptive clothing
for folks with disabilities
393
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:48,228
has been our sole purpose
in life.
394
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:51,131
[ Audience awws ]
I-Is it clothing you design yourselves?
395
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,167
Or do you adapt
existing clothes?
396
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,702
Great question.
397
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,304
I'm not sure.
398
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,039
Super smart question.
Thank you for that.
399
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,474
I've got a sample
right here.
400
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,576
How much would
these jeans cost?
401
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,547
[ Both murmuring ]
402
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,848
I want to --
I want to say 12 bucks?
403
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:10,350
-What?!
-Oh, come on.
404
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,851
Do -- [ Sighs ]
405
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,753
Actually, I swung by
your booth earlier.
406
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,855
I-I seem to remember it costing
a little more than that.
407
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,824
Something around $70?
408
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,927
$70 -- yeah, Kenneth
is more of the numbers guy.
409
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:23,730
That I am -- one-two...
three-four-five. See?
410
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,098
Nina: Wow. $70?
411
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:28,701
The name Fashion 4 All:
Accessible Clothing
412
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,437
would suggest
a more accessible price.
413
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,604
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
414
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,340
I-I-I-I'd like
to speak to that, if I may.
415
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,441
Don't give her the mic.
416
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,842
[ Projecting ]
Oh, not a problem, I'll yell.
417
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,111
The point is to modify
designer clothing
418
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,213
so that people
with disabilities can wear it.
419
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,849
Traditionally, their options
have been super limited.
420
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,851
So the fact that
it's a premium clothing line
421
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,586
is precisely the point.
422
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,923
Is the...impression I got
when I went by the booth.
423
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,093
People are here to learn
about this wonderful company.
424
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,362
They want to hear
from the founders, not you.
425
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,064
Oh, you want to hear
from the founders?
426
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,265
Oh, you will, but first,
say some more
427
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,866
about how great
this company is.
428
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:03,203
Yeah, and then get ready for the
biggest surprise of your life.
429
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,771
You're the founders,
aren't you?
430
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,443
Yes, we are the people
behind the company,
431
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,214
and, yes, we've had run-ins
with many of you.
432
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,782
But you all seem
to like our product.
433
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,284
So can we answer
any questions?
434
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,485
[ Crowd murmuring ]
435
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,988
To be clear --
questions about the company,
436
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,557
not questions about things
we did to make you hate us.
437
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,625
[ Crowd murmuring ]
438
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,459
Ah.
439
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,727
[ Whispering
indistinctly ]
440
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,663
No, I don't think we're
gonna get the panelist swag bag.
441
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,967
[ Cellphone ringing ]
442
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,468
[ Cellphone beeps ]
Yo.
443
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,404
Hey, tell that JJ kid
his brother had a few too many.
444
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,471
[ Crowd cheering ]
445
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,273
[ Slurring ] Everyone!
446
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:45,245
Who wants to see
a Mathemagician?
447
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
448
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,581
Where you guys going?
449
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,649
Well, we're done.
450
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,684
That's our audience,
and they hate us.
451
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,120
So you're just gonna quit?
452
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,122
No. I-I'm not gonna
let this happen.
453
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,657
I don't know
a lot of ways to matter,
454
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,793
but I know how to pick you up
when you're down.
455
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,195
Me too?
456
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:05,865
Well, it's really
kind of a Maya-specific deal,
457
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,000
no, but, okay.
458
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,168
Uh...
459
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,471
You are
Maya freaking DiMeo --
460
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,640
and you are Melanie.
461
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,510
You are the strongest,
sexiest woman I have ever met.
462
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,513
[ Clicks tongue ]
That is a nice haircut.
463
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,549
You are a fighter.
464
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,051
I am a fighter.
465
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,952
That's how you got here
in the first place.
466
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,987
Now go up there and fight.
467
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,956
And win.
468
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,025
Now, normally,
at this point in the talk,
469
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,395
there would be some sort
of energizing butt slap,
470
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,796
given the whole...
471
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,199
**
472
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,069
You meant you slapping
their butts, didn't you?
473
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,205
You've got to ask for what you
want in this world, all right?
474
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:46,473
Ahh.
475
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,874
Let's face it.
476
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,643
There's just room
for one smart kid in my family.
477
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,978
Call your brother.
478
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,146
Your real brother.
479
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,183
Not the one you've
built up in your head.
480
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,750
Tell him what you told me.
481
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,920
**
482
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,089
[ Sighs ]
483
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,090
[ Cellphone beeps ]
484
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,224
[ Rings ]
485
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,259
[ Chuckling ]
Dylaaaaaaaaan!
486
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,860
Wait, a-are you drunk?
487
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,697
[ Slurring ] Could a drunk
do a backflip like this?
488
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:11,698
Ohh!
[ Thuds ]
489
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,765
-Dude!
-Ohh.
490
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,601
Yeah, I'm drunk.
What's up?
491
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,703
Apparently,
I could be smart,
492
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,172
but I'm not
because that's your thing.
493
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,940
Of course you're smart.
494
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,543
You are the smartest
person I know.
495
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,913
The schemes and pranks
you come up with?
496
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:30,217
We are basically
your puppets.
497
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,019
Hey! I'm gonna
do puppets next!
498
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,422
Wow, Ray. Thanks.
499
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,623
[ Voice breaking ]
And, Dylan?
500
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,925
If I can get really...
501
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,593
really real with you
right --
502
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,096
[ Cellphone beeps ]
You know, I think my problem's solved.
503
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,431
Because Ray believes in you
504
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:47,100
and the only obstacle is the one
you put up for yourself?
505
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,702
No, because he was being
drunk and dumb.
506
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,538
If Ray can be dumb
every once in a while,
507
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,939
then maybe I can be smart.
508
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,376
Great. Now let's talk strategies
for getting those grades up.
509
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,944
Grades?
I'm smart.
510
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,747
I eschew that sort
of external validation.
511
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,816
Cool! Now I can blow people off
with Ray words.
512
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:05,785
[ Indistinct conversations ]
513
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:08,455
[ Slurring ] JJ!
I missed you, man.
514
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,258
"Time to go, Ray.
Put down the hose."
515
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:15,295
No. No. This is my [bleep] hose!
I brought the hose.
516
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,596
Give it back.
517
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,331
Go get the --
Go get the hose.
518
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,832
And turn on the siren.
519
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,867
Whoop, whoop!
520
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,138
You suck
at driving this thing.
521
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,506
-[ Sighs ]
-Geez.
522
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,175
There's nothing worse
than a guy who needs your help
523
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,509
but won't take it.
524
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,077
[ Yawns ]
525
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,013
**
526
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,248
[ Snores ]
527
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,117
[ Wheelchair beeps ]
528
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,619
[ Thud ]
529
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,120
Where are we?
530
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,424
And now, welcome
to the stage a man who --
531
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,593
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sit down, shorty.
532
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,928
Right. We're back.
We've got a few things to say.
533
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,597
First things first --
thanks, Jimmy,
534
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,199
for forgetting
to give back your microphone.
535
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,933
You're welcome.
536
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,502
Kenneth forgot his, too.
537
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,136
Now, have we wronged you?
538
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,471
Yes.
539
00:18:58,505 --> 00:18:59,939
Are we sorry?
540
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,341
Case by case.
541
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,611
But the fight we put into making
life better for our boys
542
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,613
we also put
into these clothes.
543
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,881
Look, you guys know
what this life is.
544
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,550
I mean, we'll do anything
for our kids.
545
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,285
And these clothes
will make your kids happy.
546
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,653
I mean, I promise you,
547
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,722
they will love these pants
even more than y'all hate us.
548
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,956
[ Crowd murmuring ]
549
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,626
Show of hands.
Who wants to hear a bit more?
550
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,528
[ Audience murmuring ]
551
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,130
Okay, great.
552
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,334
Then let us start fresh
and reintroduce ourselves.
553
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,167
I'm Melanie.
554
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,536
And I'm Maya.
555
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,504
And we're two
special-needs mums...
556
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,805
Both:
...who want to make a difference
557
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:37,009
in the lives of families
with children with disabilities.
558
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,511
I finally get it.
559
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,546
[ Voice breaking ]
It's beautiful.
560
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,148
[ Clicks, motor whirring ]
561
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,452
Hey!
I'm in Cirque du So-Ray.
562
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,921
[ Clicks, whirring stops ]
563
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,224
You wanted
to let loose.
564
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,393
We did it.
565
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,395
We both got wasted,
right?
566
00:19:55,428 --> 00:20:03,670
**
567
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,239
Hey, I'm trying to sleep.
568
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,140
[ Groans ]
569
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:12,745
"Not 'til you read this --
570
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,714
We're brothers.
571
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,950
We should
look out for each other.
572
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,922
It's not easy for me
to accept your help.
573
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,191
But I love you for it, Ray.
574
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,093
I really do."
575
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,628
That's nice.
576
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,763
But can you tell me
when I'm not drunk
577
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,164
so I can remember it?
578
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,968
Ah, damn, I think
I already forgot it.
579
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,537
**
580
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,372
Oh, and, JJ...
581
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,707
[Voice breaking]
...can I be really,
582
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,042
really real with you
right now?
583
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,111
**
584
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,145
I l--
585
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,947
[ Vomiting ]
586
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,149
It came out.
587
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:55,254
Are you sure about this?
588
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,123
I'm smart now.
589
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,224
At max velocity,
590
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,493
your momentum
will be arrested by impact
591
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,662
with these Amorpha fruticosa.
592
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:04,997
Say your phrase
and jump off the roof.
593
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,399
Uh...Hi.
594
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,834
I'm Ray DiMeo,
595
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,504
and this
is Tiny Parachute Jump.
596
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,073
[ Screams ]
[ Thumps ]
597
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,742
[ Laughs ]
You jumped into a bush
598
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,610
because I learned
two Latin words?
599
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,479
Being smart rules!
600
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,180
[ Laughs ]
Say "hi," Ray.
601
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,183
Smart Dylan is gonna
be a problem, isn't it? Yeah.
602
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:28,783
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