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It is time
for the Eighth Annual
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Sophie Nairobi Cooper
Explosion of Riddles
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Birthday Scavenger Hunt!
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♪ Da, da, da, da,
da, da, da ♪
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Did you just
double-blindfold me
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to walk me
from my room to here?
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Correct.
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I already told you what I wanted
for my birthday this year.
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Wrong. You're not getting
your ears pierced
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until you're 11.
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If I can't get
my ears pierced,
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I'd love a non-babyish
birthday...
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Mm-hmm.
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...like maybe an intimate
luncheon with friends,
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like Sir Bridger and Lady Agnes'
Boxing Day party.
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I've been trying to get through
this Sir Bridgerseries
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for, like, months now,
'cause there's 40 seasons,
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and every season
is three episodes,
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and every episode's
four hours long.
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And the only way to see it
is to donate $300 to PBS.
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Well, I promise you will get
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the old British lady
birthday party of your dreams
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after you solve...this clue.
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♪♪
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"It's your birthday
and the fun won't stop.
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To get the next clue,
you must...pop!"
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♪♪
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[doorbell rings]
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Oooh!
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Diversion, or a clue?
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Uh, not part of the hunt.
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♪♪
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-Mom?!
-Happy birthday, baby!
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Best scavenger hunt ever!
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Not part of the hunt.
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[chuckles]
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♪♪
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She's here.
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She's here! She's here!
She's here!
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Is that -- Oh, my God.
It's happening.
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We're meeting
Will's ex-wife.
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-Oh, my God.
-Impressive.
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POPPY:
It's Big Ol' Sophie!
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Do I call her
"Mrs. Cooper" or "Mom"?
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Hey, guys, this is my --
this -- Sophie'smom, Mia.
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Hello. It's so wonderful
to meet all of you.
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I've heard so much about you
from Sophie.
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You must be Douglas.
What a wonderful face.
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And Miggy --
so wise beneath that hat.
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Poppy, I feel
very close to you.
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-Oh.
-And, Angie, wow,
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I pictured you taller,
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but, you know, I feel
so connected to all of you,
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and I hope that you'll feel
connected to me, too.
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This world can be
such a hard place,
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which is why it's so important
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that we seek out love and hold
onto it when we find it.
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Don't you think?
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Oh. Wow.
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Never leave us.
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♪♪
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WILL: You know, this has been
fun, but you should probably
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get into Sophie's classroom
before she -- Okay.
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Oh, you know what?
I have gifts for all of you.
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After I won a case restricting
slash-and-burn agriculture
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in Ghana, I was thanked
with these sculptures.
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I started thinking
of these little guys
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-as my companions.
-Aww.
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I now give my old friends
to my new friends.
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-I feel like I'm crying.
-Get a hold of yourself.
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You know, I should go check out
Sophie's classroom.
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I just said that.
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It'll be so nice to see one
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that I didn't have to build
by hand.
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-[both chuckle]
-It's a good classroom.
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You'll enjoy it. Sophie will
love having you in there.
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Okay, so your ex-wife is,
like, a really good person.
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-Yeah, she's incredible.
-She's better than Ariana Grande.
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-Solid seven.
-I know. She's unbelievable.
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-And she's driving me crazy.
-POPPY: Oof.
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Co-parenting.
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Two people trying to walk
the same dog with one leash.
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And I'm sorry for calling your
daughter a dog in that metaphor,
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-but you get it.
-I forgive you.
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You know what you need?
Girls' night at Angie's. Right, Poppy?
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-Oh, yeah.
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When I was
in the thick of it with Ron,
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Angie threw a girls' night
that saved my life.
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-WILL: Aww.
-You know, I'm always curious to know
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what goes on during
these "girls' nights."
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What do you do, like, eat yogurt
and tickle each other?
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-Mm-hmm, yeah,
that's exactlywhat we do. -ANGIE: Yeah. That's right.
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MIGGY: Come on, man.
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So, your mom's in town?
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-How are you holding up?
-Great.
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-I love when she's here.
-Okay.
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Well, if you need any advice
about how to handle
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the two-parent struggle,
let me know.
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I get so full from
back-to-back Thanksgivings
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that I've been driven
to drawstring pants.
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It's not like I want
my parents to get back together or anything.
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I don't even have any memories
of them being together.
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For real?
Not even one?
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Actually, I remember once
when we went to a pizza place
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and we some took photos in one
of those old-timey photo booths.
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It was so fun.
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Did you know that photos
could be on paper?
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-What?
-It's insane.
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[door opens]
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Dropping off.
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Emma and Amy
are in your front yard
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throwing rocks
at each other.
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Have a nice time.
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Wait a second.
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Is this what I think it is?
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Yep,
I'm giving away my stuff.
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Yeah. Sophie's mom
did a real number on him.
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MIGGY: She's doing so much
for the world.
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And what am I doing?
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Actually, I did make a sequel
to my music video
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and it came out pretty dope.
[laughs]
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Mystery Señorita:
Sexy Christmas.
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I held a boom
for nine hours.
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Listen. I have a policy
that's served me well --
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never give away anything unless
you're getting something back.
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The only reason I clothe
and feed Emma and Amy
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is so they'll put me in a home
with a decent pool.
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The man didn't get where he is
by giving bad advice.
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Word.
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Nobody likes
a kiss ass.
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Not in the head, Amy!
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-[door closes]
-I still can't shake this feeling, G.
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-I have more stuff than I need.
-Yeah. You're just one guy.
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And that's a buttload
of orange soda.
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You're right.
The soda goes in the box!
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[cans clattering]
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[sighs, exhales sharply]
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Dude, that felt good.
Try it.
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Okay, pencil case.
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Our time together
has come to an end.
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Mm.
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[clatters lightly]
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-Giving feels good!
-Yeah.
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It's like putting on socks
that just came out of the dryer.
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Hella toasty.
Let's go even harder.
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Let's give away stuff
we really care about.
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I'm gonna give Mr. Roar
to Sophie for her birthday.
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Whoa. Okay.
I see your Mr. Roar,
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and I raise you
my most prized possession.
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-[gasps]
-My Nike Air Max 90 Corks.
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-Oh!
-I love these so much,
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I got adult baptized in them.
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But they're going in!
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-We're really good people!
-We really are!
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Let's go donate them now before
we change our minds.
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-I'm gonna go put on
some less dope shoes. -GRAHAM: Excellent idea.
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Charity.
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[both grunt]
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-Well, that's done.
-Yep.
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The joy of giving
lasted five seconds!
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What have we done?!
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Hey, Mom said I could open
a present a day early.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!
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-No way.
-What's wrong?
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-Is the knife too big?
-[knife clatters]
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I'm sorry, it's just,
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I've seen a 2-year-old
use a bigger one than that.
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Oh, uh, Sophie,
I just remembered.
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I think there's a bonus
birthday clue in the kitchen.
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Why don't you go
try to find it, okay?
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I'll fall for that,
but only because I love you.
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Hey, look, I'm glad
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that you and Sophie are getting
all this time together,
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but I have rules
for a reason.
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What is the reason?
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Without rules,
social order falls into chaos.
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You used to be, like,
a lot more fun.
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I mean,
what happened to the guy
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who took me on a road trip
to Oklahoma
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so that I could
"taste tornado rain"?
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Not many people
can say they've had...
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danger on their tongue.
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What is that?
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You know you're having
birthday cake tomorrow.
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Mom said I could.
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WILL: Okay. Well. FYI --
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Sophie has crazy reactions
when she has too much sugar.
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I won't even tell you what
happened at Halloween 2015,
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but let's just say we are not
invited back to that corn maze.
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There's a shortcut if you just
run straight through the corn.
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MIA: I think we should
let her have it.
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If a child in one of the most
developed nations in the world
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has a little extra ice cream,
it's probably okay.
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-Right, Sophie-Bear?
-SOPHIE: Right. Mmmm.
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Good call on putting
an extra layer
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of gummy worms
on the bottom.
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So sour! So wormy!
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♪♪
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[door creaks lightly]
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I need a girls' night.
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Get in here, bitch.
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[rock music plays]
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Welcome to girls' night!
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-Thisis girls' night?
-It is now.
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You can take
the tape off when --
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WILL: Angie,
you don't have to explain
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-Edward 40-Hands to me.
-[tape rips]
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I went to college
in South Florida.
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Poppy, I'm a little shocked
that this is yourscene.
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Hey, this is how
D'Amato likes it.
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-So, Mia's driving
you crazy, huh? -WILL: Oof.
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ANGIE: Oh, yeah, why did you two
split up, anyway?
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-Was it your affinity
for Dave Matthews? -[tape rips]
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Ooh, I bet you're really
annoying on vacation, huh?
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No. No, it's just,
we've changed, you know?
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When Mia and I
first got together,
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we were always on the go,
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and then when we had Sophie,
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I wanted to put down roots
and Mia did not.
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She hung around
for a couple years,
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but I-I could see
the life-force in her draining.
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Like a fly
on the second day.
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Okay, is that true?
I guess I don't know that much about flies.
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-Girls' night.
-Mia was miserable.
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We would fight nonstop,
and then we split.
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And now every time I see her
face, all I want to do is yell,
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"Give me back my 20s!"
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ANGIE:
Okay, here's the deal.
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You have to take
all the emotion
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out of your interactions
with Mia.
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The two of you
are now running a business --
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Sophie, Incorporated.
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But how am I supposed to take
emotion out of a relationship
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where I have
so much history?
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I mean, I saw Sophie
come out of her body.
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And we're gonna
circle back to that.
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-[sighs]
-ANGIE: Look, from now on,
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you are going to
only deal with Mia
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on Sophie-related
business.
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And when you do, you are
going to be cool, professional.
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Like Customer Service.
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"Yes, ma'am.
Just a moment.
243
00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,695
Please hold while I dial
that extension.
244
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,827
Para español,
número dos."
245
00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,569
And then all that crazy stuff
that you want to say to Mia,
246
00:08:46,613 --> 00:08:47,744
say to meinstead.
247
00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,833
C'mon, let's try it.
248
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,226
You want me to yell at you
like you'reMia.
249
00:08:51,269 --> 00:08:52,270
Yes!
250
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,837
It worked wonders for Poppy
251
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,622
when she was going through
ex hell with Ron. Right, Pops?
252
00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,711
She does a shockingly good
Ron impression.
253
00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,582
Sometimes I call her
just to hear him apologize.
254
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,716
Okay, um, sure.
Lead me in.
255
00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:06,241
I'm Mia.
I'm a really good person!
256
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:09,592
I'm like if Gwyneth Paltrow
had a baby with Gwyneth Paltrow!
257
00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,376
-Hummus!
-[chuckles]
258
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,205
Um, you need to respect
my parenting choices.
259
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:16,077
I lead a tight ship
for a reason.
260
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,818
More. More.
261
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,036
I love-hate you so hard.
262
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,516
And I have a fantasy
263
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,039
of you tripping in front of
a large group of people
264
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,085
and all of them pointing
and laughing at you.
265
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,435
Oh, you go deep fast.
266
00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:28,655
-[Vivaldi's "Spring" plays]
-[children laughing]
267
00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,700
♪♪
268
00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,702
[sighs]
269
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,705
♪♪
270
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:38,752
-CHILD: Oh, my gosh!
-I know that look.
271
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,841
You two dummies did
something good, didn't you?
272
00:09:40,884 --> 00:09:42,756
You gotta help us
get our stuff back, man.
273
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:45,280
You're, like, the closest thing
we have to Liam Neeson.
274
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,629
Okay, I'm not gonna
come to your rescue,
275
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,501
but what I am gonna do
is teach you a life lesson here,
276
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:52,853
since, emotionally,
you're both 7 years old.
277
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,768
-Great burn.
-Bro!
278
00:09:54,811 --> 00:09:56,770
Ask for your things back.
279
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:57,771
Don't take no for an answer.
280
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,294
Remember --
281
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,210
you did something nice,
but it was a stupid accident.
282
00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,779
Isn't asking for something back
against the rules?
283
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,651
Youmake the rules,
you understand?
284
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,305
♪♪
285
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:13,743
Oh, so you'reSophie's friend
that's not us.
286
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:14,875
♪♪
287
00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:15,832
You look like
a book person.
288
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,791
Here you go,
Sophie-Bear.
289
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:19,880
Ooooh, Clotted Creamos!
[singsong voice] My fave!
290
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,708
[normal voice]
Mom let me go all out
291
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,666
in a UK import store.
292
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,842
Whoa, candy before
the first course?
293
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,671
All aboard the two-parent
struggle bus.
294
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,107
A-woo woo!
295
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,587
Listen, if you need my help,
just --
296
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,155
[muffled] I'm fine!
Everything's fine!
297
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,766
[children laughing]
298
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:37,724
You already put
the candy out?
299
00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,377
Oh, I'm so sorry.
300
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,031
I just -- I don't really
believe in courses.
301
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,033
-I think food should be served
when you have it. -[inhales deeply]
302
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:44,905
[monotone voice] Thank you
for your feedback, ma'am.
303
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,342
-What?
-I'll be in touch.
304
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,691
Please hold.
305
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:51,172
GIRL:
Oh, hand me one of those.
306
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,304
-Hey.
-[normal voice] I need to talk to Mia.
307
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:54,915
Weren't you just --
308
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,046
The you-version,
not the real one.
309
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,613
-[girl laughs]
-Oh, yeah!
310
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,962
Okay, go ahead.
311
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:02,487
"Hi, I'm Mia, and I definitely
voted for Jill Stein."
312
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,054
Mia, the last time
you were in town,
313
00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:07,101
you told Sophie that her bedtime
depended on "circadian rhythms"
314
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:09,538
before you bolted to Cuba
to represent artist protestors.
315
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,496
But do you know who really
deserves the protest?
316
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,717
It's you,Mia.
It's you.
317
00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,197
Damn, Will.
318
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,285
Oh, I am not done.
Another thing...
319
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:21,419
So, um...about Mr. Roar...
hoo boy...
320
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204
Why does my mouth
taste like pennies?
321
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,206
Aw, geez...so...
322
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,424
Spit it out, Graham.
323
00:11:26,468 --> 00:11:27,512
I need him back!
324
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,992
I'm so sorry.
325
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,994
I'll give you
something else.
326
00:11:31,038 --> 00:11:33,954
Can I interest you
in a thousand hugs?
327
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,738
No need. Here.
328
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,175
Not the manners I was hoping for
at this luncheon,
329
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,525
but it's fine.
330
00:11:40,569 --> 00:11:42,092
[sniffs, sighs]
331
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,181
♪♪
332
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,009
I feel gutted.
333
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:48,011
DOUGLAS:
Eh, you'll get over it.
334
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,317
All right, Miggy,
you're up.
335
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,753
What did you do
with those sneakers?
336
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,799
What charity saw you coming
from a mile away?
337
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,670
Sisters of Mercy.
338
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,239
Ah, the nuns. Every last one
of them just out for a buck.
339
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,459
-Okay, off you go.
-Okay.
340
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:02,765
♪♪
341
00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,984
Hey, have you seen Angie?
342
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,900
Mia just said she wanted to
get Sophie "off shoes,"
343
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:08,684
and I need
to dump it, fast.
344
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,251
Yeah...
Okay, can I ask you?
345
00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:12,209
Is Angie's advice
about Mia working?
346
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,428
No, not really.
347
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:14,864
But maybe I'm just bad
at role-playing.
348
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:15,865
I mean,
it's been said before.
349
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,041
Nope.
350
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:18,999
[whispering] It's because
Angie doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.
351
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,783
-What?
-Look, I love that woman,
352
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,872
but I make it a point to
never take advice from someone
353
00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,395
who buys their underwear
at CVS.
354
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,963
I mean, I just go along with it
because it makes her feel good.
355
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,357
In fact,
that famous girls' night,
356
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,794
-after talking to "Ron"
for so long... -Mm-hmm.
357
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,491
...I left her house and
booty-called the real thing!
358
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,016
-Poppy!
-RORY: Excuse me, grown-ups?
359
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,800
We need to sing "Happy Birthday"
to Sophie ASAP.
360
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,062
She's a woman
on the brink.
361
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,282
-Louder! Faster!
-TOGETHER: ♪ Happy birthday
362
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,850
-More British!
-♪ Dear Sophie
363
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,373
[Sophie clapping,
laughing maniacally]
364
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:51,031
♪ Happy birthday to you
365
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:52,467
[applause]
366
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,077
-GIRL: Whoo!
-What the what?!
367
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,992
Earrings?!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
368
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,602
I'm here.
You don't need to freak out.
369
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,866
Angie, your advice doesn't work,
and Poppy agrees with me.
370
00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:01,258
That "amazing girls' night"
you had?
371
00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:03,086
After she left your place,
she went and she boinked Ron.
372
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,393
-[gasps]
-Now, if you'll excuse me,
373
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:08,309
an atrocity has been committed
at Claire's.
374
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:11,834
Wow. Really, dude?
375
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:15,620
Okay, "boinked" makes it sound
less romantic than it was.
376
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:18,275
Why is there a non-biological
hole in my daughter's ear?
377
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,321
It's a rite of passage
in many cultures...
378
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,670
-[scoffs]
-...including where I'm from --
379
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,193
Central New Jersey.
380
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,892
I can't take it anymore!
You pump Sophie full of sugar.
381
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,111
You pierce her ears without
asking my permission.
382
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:30,984
You can't just show up here
and undermine everything I do.
383
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:33,334
Maybe globally,what I do
is not that important.
384
00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:35,075
But in thishouse,
it is.
385
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,120
And this is myhouse!
You're in my house!
386
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:38,774
And so is your dumb
box of mail!
387
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,341
Your subscription
to ELLEmagazine
388
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:41,646
is no longer of use to me!
389
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,127
And who gets that many
yoga mat catalogs?
390
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:46,651
You don't even live here!
[grunts]
391
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:49,829
You try unsubscribing
to L.L.Bean from Ghana!
392
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,701
[grunting]
393
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:56,009
Whoa, shockingly good form.
You all right?
394
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:59,882
Yeah.
I'm just stressed.
395
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:00,927
I'm really sorry
I outed you.
396
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,886
It's all right.
Just put flowers on my grave.
397
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,888
-[chuckles]
-The last time Angie was mad at me,
398
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,237
she told me her
Uncle Joey D'Amato
399
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:08,456
was "connected."
400
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,110
-Well, that's terrifying.
-Yeah.
401
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,068
Hey, what are you
lil' girls doing?
402
00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,679
You -- You having a sleepover
and giving each other advice
403
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,116
because apparently
mine doesn't work?
404
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,987
Look, Ange,
it's not your fault, all right?
405
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,989
Will and I, we still
have to deal with our exes,
406
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,164
but you don't.
407
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:22,513
So that means
I can't give advice?
408
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,471
-You nailed it.
-ANGIE: [scoffs]
409
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:24,472
You know what?
I am just as --
410
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,777
-[thumping]
-SOPHIE: Yay!
411
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,128
-It's my birthday!
-Sophie?
412
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,130
-CHILD: What is she doing?
-Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! -MIA: Sophie?
413
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:31,914
-SOPHIE: I'm eight!
-Sophie-Bear, come back to me.
414
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,133
-You're scaring Mommy.
-CHILD: What is she doing?
415
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:35,352
-Oof, the Creamos got her.
-What's going on?
416
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,398
MIA: Sophie is reacting
to sugar in a way
417
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,313
that I do not understand,
and I don't know what to do.
418
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,923
-It's okay, everybody.
-SOPHIE: It's my birthday!
419
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,272
I know it is, honey!
I know.
420
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,970
Mia, I need a glass of water.
421
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,406
-Rory, get me
a dry English muffin. -Got it.
422
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,582
Sophie, we're gonna count to 10
in Japanese, okay?
423
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:51,281
BOTH: Ichi, ni, san, shi,
424
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,327
go, roku,
425
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:56,983
shichi, hachi, kyuu, juu.
426
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,158
WILL: Very good.
427
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,376
We're gonna
get off the table now.
428
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,551
That's not safe.
429
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,640
All right, everybody.
We're all better.
430
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,164
You guys finish your cake,
and then we'll play
431
00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,992
Pin the Ruff
on the Beefeater.
432
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:09,865
♪♪
433
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,259
[water splashes, glass thuds]
434
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,523
Thank you, Will.
435
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,003
Of course.
436
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:21,311
No, seriously, thank you.
I had no idea what to do.
437
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,313
I mean, the first thing
that came to mind was,
438
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,011
-"Do I change her diaper?"
-[chuckles]
439
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,360
It's just every time
I see her,
440
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:29,102
I feel like she's become
this whole new person
441
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,582
that I have to get to know,
like, all over again.
442
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,107
Yeah, I sometimes feel that
between lunch and dinner.
443
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587
You know, I hate
444
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,460
that I make you feel like
what you do isn't important.
445
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,984
I get to swoop in
and be this fun mom.
446
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,682
Meanwhile,
you're with her every day,
447
00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:47,424
making rules and --
and washing her hair.
448
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:51,994
Thank you.
I don't say that enough.
449
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,431
Well, you did
send that e-mail
450
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,433
that said
"You da best!" last week.
451
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,654
But thanks,
I appreciate it.
452
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:04,659
Attention, parents, I'd like
to make an announcement --
453
00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:08,228
I thought I could handle that
amount of sugar, but I cannot.
454
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,143
Things were said,
and I apologize.
455
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,014
-You're forgiven.
-It's my fault.
456
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,799
Look, I love
having two parents,
457
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:18,151
but sometimes
it's hard on me,
458
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:21,676
and I wish we had more memories
of the three of us.
459
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:26,072
Because we are family,
even if we don't live together.
460
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:29,292
Oh, honey,
of course we are.
461
00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,380
I love you.
462
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:36,169
♪♪
463
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,476
Hey, um, does someone
need to drive her home?
464
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,697
Louisa.
Why are you so quiet?
465
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,091
I'm more of a listener.
466
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,831
♪♪
467
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,269
[cellphone vibrates]
468
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,922
-Who dis?
-DOUGLAS: It's Douglas.
469
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,663
What happened
with the nuns?
470
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,274
My buddy Dwayne
bought my kicks.
471
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,231
He saw my Insta story
472
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,320
about what a good person
I am for donating them.
473
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,192
Okay, real men
don't have "buddies."
474
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,846
Okay, now go be a man
and get your shoes back.
475
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:05,198
I tried, but I ended up giving
him the pair I was wearing
476
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,722
and a baggie of Goldfish
I had in my pocket.
477
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,680
-That's it.
I'm coming down there. -I'll text you the address.
478
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,639
DOUGLAS: No, no, no. No.
No texting.
479
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:14,207
Form the words in your head,
drop them to the mouth,
480
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,643
and shout 'em out
into the world
481
00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,993
like a normal
friggin' human being.
482
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,300
Can you repeat that?
It was a lot.
483
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,953
♪♪
484
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:23,912
[dryer door closes]
485
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,435
♪♪
486
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,482
-Ange? You up
for a girls' night? -[door closes]
487
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,918
I got gas station
caffeine pills.
488
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,268
Are you still mad at me?
489
00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:36,316
No, I'm not mad-mad.
It's just...
490
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,361
why didn't you tell me
about Ron?
491
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:40,146
You're a very scary woman.
492
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,365
Plus, I didn't want you to think
I was still a mess
493
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:44,280
after all those nights
I spent on your couch.
494
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:47,327
You're the strongest person
I know.
495
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,242
Thanks.
496
00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:54,334
It's just...even though
I never had a husband,
497
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,597
I like to be the person
you come to with that stuff.
498
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,382
And you always will be,
whether I listen to you or not.
499
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,906
That's why
we have girls' night.
500
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,386
[birds chirping in distance]
501
00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:05,823
-[straining] Mm, I love you.
-I love you.
502
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,911
[both chuckle]
503
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,391
[breathes deeply]
504
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:11,394
Okay, so...
how was it with Ron?
505
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,396
Girl, I've been waiting
three years to tell you.
506
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,746
It was as good as it could be
507
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:19,228
in a parked car outside of
his girlfriend's house.
508
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,536
-I'm gonna get the beer funnel.
-POPPY: Please.
509
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,494
I've only
waited in line once --
510
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,236
December 1, 1974.
511
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803
Bills-Colts tickets.
512
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,023
It was so cold,
my sister Donna lost a toe.
513
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,547
May she rest in peace.
514
00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,811
-Okay, so which one is Dwayne?
-Hold up.
515
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:38,247
I don't think you know what
you're getting into with Dwayne.
516
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,596
The guy's an evil genius.
517
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,033
You know, like Elon Musk
or Kickeeboy.
518
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,035
Who's Kickeeboy?
519
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,298
Oh, that guy
eating a snow cone.
520
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,821
DOUGLAS: Ah.
521
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,562
I think I can handle it.
522
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,304
Hey, I hear you got
my friend's tennis shoes,
523
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,262
so why don't you
just give them back?
524
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,046
Oh, are you one of those
old parent people
525
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,657
Miggy hangs out with now?
526
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,269
I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty,
and this conversation
527
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,837
has already gone on longer
than I care for,
528
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,317
so why don't you just
give me the shoes?
529
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:07,233
Nah. These are Nike Air Max
90 Corks, man!
530
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,756
The most coveted pair
of shoes
531
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,323
in all of Pennsyl-Dwaynia.
532
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,411
Keeping 'em.
533
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,413
A man only needs
four pairs of shoes --
534
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,023
dress loafers, deck shoes,
535
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:18,069
sturdy topsiders,
and golf spikes.
536
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,419
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
537
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,812
I'm gonna give you
what you paid for the shoes,
538
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,423
and I'm gonna kick in
an extra Andrew.
539
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,425
Honestly, man, it's not even
about the Corks.
540
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,948
It's about Miggy.
541
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,645
These kicks remind me of
the old days with that dude --
542
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,038
skateboarding,
543
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,432
him helping me write
flirty texts to Gina,
544
00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,434
him helping me write
breakup texts to Gina.
545
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,436
Doesn't seem like
it went great with Gina.
546
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:37,828
Miggy and I had
the best times.
547
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,221
Waiting in line
for Yeezys,
548
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,267
before Kanye made them
hella problematic.
549
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:42,485
Going to the dog park,
550
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,009
then getting kicked out
for not having a dog.
551
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:50,014
Before he got busy with dad
world, Miggy was there for me.
552
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:53,192
In line, in life.
553
00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:57,283
But now, he's giving all that
solid gold friendship to you
554
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,285
and I got squat.
555
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,461
You're so lucky, man.
556
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,506
♪♪
557
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:04,725
Peekaboo!
558
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:08,163
Yeah, he's a good egg.
559
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,122
So, those slippers Gucci?
560
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,256
♪♪
561
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,693
Yo, no one's ever
stood up for me before.
562
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,042
So, how'd it -- Damn!
563
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,914
You got Dwayne'd.
564
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,395
Yo! See you soon, Miggy!
[laughs]
565
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,093
Man, looks like Dwayne
got everything from you.
566
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,660
And I know
you just hate that,
567
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:28,314
giving without getting
anything back.
568
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,880
It was a fair trade.
569
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,404
-[glass shatters]
-Glass.
570
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,188
-That was a shard of glass.
-Oh.
571
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,276
-Oh, no.
-Yeah.
572
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,235
[sighs]
573
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:40,935
All right, so let's rehearse.
I'm pitching double peace signs,
574
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,894
devil horns, and then,
if there's time, upside down?
575
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:46,419
[camera shutter clicking]
576
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,421
-Those are gonna be awesome.
-[Mia laughing]
577
00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,640
I'm gonna go grab us
some mozzarella sticks.
578
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:54,209
If it's okay with both
my parents, of course.
579
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,342
Well, it's still
your birthday,
580
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,519
and you're not
in a coma yet...
581
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,955
so I say go for it.
582
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,435
Hey, should we do one
just the two of us?
583
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,827
You know, for Sophie.
584
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,307
She doesn't have a ton
of photos of us together.
585
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:08,310
I mean, everyone has a camera
in their pocket, but sure.
586
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,920
I'll pay $3
to sit in a closet.
587
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,531
[both laugh]
588
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,402
♪ I keep digging through
our waste of time ♪
589
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:16,318
-[camera shutter clicking]
-♪ But the picture's incomplete ♪
590
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:20,409
-♪ 'Cause I'm missing you
-[whirrs]
591
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:24,500
♪♪
592
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,291
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