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...plum, lemon, apple,
cherries -- No, no, no, no.
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Cantaloupe. Yep. And those
are the ten best fruits.
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Good one.Next, vegetables.
Mm.
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-So, celery, ca-- Wha--
-Okay, I can't take it anymore.
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-Wow.
-Will, what's up with the suit?
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-Yeah.
-It's for my audition to,
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get this,
be an on-air meteorologist.
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-Ohh!
-Whoa, Will!
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I ran into
an old producing buddy of mine
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at a kitchen supply store.
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I was right in the middle
of a free sample of crumb cake.
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And there she was.
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Mmm.
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Will?
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Tracy Freeze! Hi!
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Oh, it's been forever!
Yeah.
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So, are you still working from
home? Just full-on dad mode?
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Ah, nah. I'm actually
just killing time in here
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while they fix my bike
across the street.
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My motorcycle bike.
-Will Cooper?
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Your daddy/daughter
monogrammed chef hats are ready.Those aren't mine.
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Oh, your name's not Will?
And your daughter's name's not Sophie?
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What are you --
a private detective?
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Ugh.
[ Laughs ]
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So, she said I could audition
to be the weatherman for KZOP.
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K-ZOP!
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I've always kind of been
a behind-the-camera guy,
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but ever since Angie and I
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survived that tropical storm,
eh, I don't know.
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I've just been more willing
to put myself out there.
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This would be my dream job.
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Well, get that mon-ey.
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Wow!
I'm really proud of you.
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Hey, um, can I get free tickets
to be in the audience?
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There is no audience
for local news.
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Ar-Are there free pens?
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There may be pens, yeah.Nice!
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Listen, if they give you
a secretary,
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you want to make sure that you
pick a homely one, right?
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Mm-hmm.
Big nose. Weird skin.
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Or else you're not gonna
get anything done.
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Anyway, I've spent all day
making an audition tape,
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and I would love
some feedback
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'cause I have no idea
if it's any good.
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You know, I've just been
a stay-at-home dad too long.
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My dad skills are on point.
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I can make a lunch
with my eyes closed.
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And, yes, my dishwasher thinks
I'm charming, but will L.A.?
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You know, will I have that
Al Roker-level of charisma?
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That elusive zazz.What is "zazz"?
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When you experience zazz,
you'll know it.
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In your bones.
And a little in your butt.
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Al Roker gives me
a tingle in my tush.
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Ar-Are you guys saying "zazz"
or -- or "jazz"?
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Hey, dude,
I'll take a look at that tape.
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I got a pretty good eye
for zazz. Great.
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Count me in, too.And Poppy's in!
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Mm-hmm.Yeah,
I want to see this.
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Thank you.
The big three!
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Uh, Mom?
Something happened.
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Is it noticeable?
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Yeah, buddy. Yeah.
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♪♪
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Not to backseat-drive here,
but it's permanent marker.
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This feels more like
a cover-up than a wipe-off.
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Graham,
who did this to you?!
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[ Sighs ]
Who cares, really?
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One day you have a forehead, and
the next day, you have "farts."
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No big deal.
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Disagree.
Picture Day is in two days,
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and a bad picture
can haunt you the entire year.
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Trust me.
I've had some rough ones.
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One...two...three!Every Picture Day, I get
so nervous, my smile becomes,
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]well, real weird.
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I'm a lost cause,
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but you still have time
to take a good picture.
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Graham, sweetie,
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tell Mommy who did this,
okay?
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I promise I'll be cool.
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♪♪
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It was the twins.
[ Sighs ]
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[ Whispering ]
I'll kill them!
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Oh, hey,
I can't babysit tonight.
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I mean, technically, I could,
but I don't want to.
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We're here
because your daughters
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vandalized my son's face.
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His Picture Day is ruined!
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And not to be an alarmist,
but maybe his life.
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Maybe they'll take profile shots
this year. We're good.
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Let's go.
-No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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You need to deal with this
with Emma and Amy.
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I don't even know
where they are.
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They're standing
right there,
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polishing your golf clubs.
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Girls, why did you write "farts"
on Graham's face?
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'Cause it's funny.
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Sooo funny.
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[ Twins laugh ]
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It says "farts"!
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Oh, man, I can't breathe.
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You gotta admit:
it's hilarious.
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It says "farts" on his face.
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I mean, I can see
the humor in it.
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There you go.No.
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It's not funny.
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My son's face looks like
the side of a bathroom stall.
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We need an apology.
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An apology? No, no.
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Apologies are for the weak.
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Does the lion
apologize to the gazelle?
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Does the tornado apologize
to the trailer park?
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These are your kids!
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You need to teach them
right and wrong!
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I am. By letting them
act the way they see fit.
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Who knows how long
I'm gonna be around?
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But while I'm here,
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I am teaching them
to be self-sufficient.
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So in the future, when a
self-driving car is president
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and the robots
have figured out
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that the only thing
they need from us is teeth,
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my girls
will still be standing.
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Unlike others.[ Sniffing ]
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What the hell
are you doing?
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[ Sniffs ]
God, I love gardenia season!
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Look, I have worked too hard
all by myself
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to drill a moral code
into Graham,
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and I'm not gonna let
your girls undo it.
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If you refuse to civilize
them, I'll do it myself.
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Sleepover at my place.
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Sleepover!Let's go get our bags!
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This is gonna be
a night.
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Good luck
getting an apology.
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Maybe after that,
you can push back the ocean
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or wrestle the wind.
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Just to be clear, I'm telling
you it's impossible.
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We'll see about that.
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Good evening.
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Thanks for bothering
to tune in.
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Bet you think
I got nothing to tell you.
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You think
it'll always be sunny and warm.
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'Cause you've been lulled
into a California complacency
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[Mockingly] like a little,
tan baby eating avocado.
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Nom, nom, nom.
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Well, guess what.
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There's actually
a low-pressure system
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coming in from the south.
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Do you know what that means,
even?
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Here's a hint: It's gonna rain.
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That's all for now.
Remember, I'm Will Cooper,
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weather you like it or not.
[whether]
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[ Remote clicks ]
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Well? What do you think?The camera loves you.
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I don't even know
if I could watch that again.
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Very provocative.
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Really?
Please be honest.
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You weather-shamed us!Yeah, never show that again
to anybody.
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Hey,
here's a weather report:
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That audition
was a natural disaster.
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♪♪
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Okay, we only have 48 hours
until Picture Day.
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Luckily, a woman on the Internet
swears by coconut oil.
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At least it's moisturizing.
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Wait.
Water's our snack?
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It is for now.
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Give up the popcorn,
D'Amato.
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Nope.
Not until you apologize.
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I'm sorry
for all the hassle.
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No, no.
Y-Youdon't say you're sorry.
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Theydo.
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Apologize now!
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Is that the worst
you got?
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Oh, Angie D
is just warming up.
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Emma, Emma, Emma.
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We're friends, right?
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You like cheesy pop, Amy?
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This whole bowl could be yours
if you would only apologize.
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I know what you're doing.
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I've seen
two "Law and Orders."
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[ Sighs ]
You foolish, foolish woman.
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Emma got some
when sheapologized.
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That never happened.
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I would sense it.
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Wait. Really?
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No, I heard you
talking to her.
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You people and twins.
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[ Gasps ]
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I don't know
the extent of your powers.
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This isn't over!
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Maybe you can add an "O",
you know,
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to make it "Of Arts"?
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Or, as the French
would call it, "des-artistes."
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That sounds classy.
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I was trying to be edgy.
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KZOP probably thinks
I'm some stay-at-home dad
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who smells like dryer sheets
and snickerdoodles.
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I had to subvert
their expectations.
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I don't think we expected
what we just saw.
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Look, Will, I love that
you're going after your dream.
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And I know how hard it is
to go back to work
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after you've been out of
the game for a while.
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That's how I felt
with the Winebrary.
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But -- and I don't know
how to put this nicely --
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that audition is one of
the worst things I've ever seen,
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and I've seen
Miggy's music video.
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"Mystery Señorita"?
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♪ Mystery señorita
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♪ Señorita,
chiquitita, mamacita ♪
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♪ ¿Quién eres? ♪
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♪ Young woman,
young woman, young woman ♪
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♪ Who areyou? ♪
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♪ Mystery señorita
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♪ Su nombre puede ser
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♪ Mi querida o tal vez Sandy
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♪ Her name
could be anything ♪
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♪ It could be Sandy
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♪ Mystery señorita
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Ella ya estava cuando
llegue al auto.
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♪ She was here
when I got in this car ♪
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♪ Who are you?
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♪ Mystery señorita ♪ Señorita
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I'll take that comparison
as a compliment.
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You shouldn't.
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Well, do you at least
have specific notes?
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Listen, your on-air persona
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is a little...Anderson Cooper-y?
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More like
"scary guy at a bus stop."Hmm. Noted.
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How about we help you
make a new tape?
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I could fix your look.
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I've been wanting
to do things
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to that hair
for a long time.
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Is something wrong
with my hair?
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How do you want me
to answer that?
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And I can give you
someone to play off of.
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I can be the newscaster
that throws to you.
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And I'll be your acting coach.
I'll make you
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a little less preachy
and a little more peachy.
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From hateable
to relatable!
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You guys, I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.
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Tomorrow, Will Cooper,
we make you a star.
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This is gonna be the greatest
thing I've ever been a part of!
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-Whoo! Yay!
-Yeah!
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Both:
♪ Mystery señorita
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♪ Señorita, chiquitita,
mamacita ♪Oh, my God.
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No.
♪ ¿Quién eres? ♪
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[ Sighs ] Well, it can't
stay there forever, right?
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-Here. We wrote "sorry" notes.
-I hope you're happy, Angie.
248
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,934
You made us abandon
our principles.
249
00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,762
Can I ask what was it
that finally turned you?
250
00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:06,763
Was it when I cried?
251
00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,809
No, we just got bored.
252
00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:10,680
Can we just have
cheesy pop now?
253
00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,813
One more thing.
Hold 'em up.
254
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,946
[ Camera shutter clicks ]Yes!
255
00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,687
Thank you.
256
00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:20,385
[ Cellphone beeps ]
257
00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,517
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
258
00:09:22,518 --> 00:09:23,824
Hello, Douglas.
259
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,608
I don't believe it.
How much did you pay 'em?
260
00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:26,609
It happened.
261
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,871
They apologized.
262
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,395
It took four hours
using questionable tactics,
263
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,180
but I domesticated
your girls.
264
00:09:32,223 --> 00:09:33,964
Sweet freakin' dreams!
265
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,531
♪♪
266
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,622
Good morning. Hope everyone
had a good night's sleep.
267
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,972
I slept like a rock.
268
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,192
Mom! Your face!
269
00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:45,454
-Oh, boy.
-What?
270
00:09:46,455 --> 00:09:47,630
[ Gasps ]
271
00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,805
Oh!
272
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,853
[ Both laugh ]
273
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,290
Oh, you're going down.
274
00:09:55,333 --> 00:10:00,643
♪♪
275
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:03,690
It's not perfect,
but it's a start. We'll find it.
276
00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,648
Will: All right, thanks, guys.
Best crew in the biz.
277
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:07,084
Let's have a great show.
278
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,870
Thank you so much
for being up here with me.
279
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,698
It already feels more like
a real local news broadcast.
280
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,221
Rory: Action!
281
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,658
Authorities are calling it
the bloodiest derailment
282
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,877
in trolly-car history.
283
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,270
And now here's Will Cooper
with the weather!
284
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,926
How...How bloody was it?
285
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:26,234
[ Snaps fingers ]I'm Will Cooper,
"weather" you like it or not.
286
00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,583
I need 40% less hands.
287
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,542
I'm Will Cooper,
"weather" you like it or not.
288
00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,109
Do your eyes always do that?What are you doing?
289
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,807
Right.
It wants to go right.
290
00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,505
It's telling me
it wants to go right. I'm just listening.
291
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,551
I'm Will Cooper,
"weather"you like it or not.
292
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:42,685
It started in the toilet, and
now it's headed for your mouth.
293
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,904
And now the weather.
Will?
294
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,340
[ Gagging ]
295
00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,384
Rory: Okay, try this.
296
00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,864
The camera
is a waitress at a diner.
297
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,126
She doesn't know
she's beautiful.
298
00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,345
She asks you for a refill,
299
00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,521
and now this is your chance
to introduce yourself.
300
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,175
Who...are...you?!
301
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,089
Will Cooper?
302
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:56,264
Who do you want to be?!
303
00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,482
Will Cooper, the weatherman?
304
00:10:57,526 --> 00:10:59,180
Killing me, Cooper!
You're killing me!
305
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,138
Left, left.Poppy:
The boy and his llama
306
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,924
were both released
from the hospital...
307
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,708
to be buried side by side.
308
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,057
Over to you, Will.
309
00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:09,190
Where are these stories
coming from?!
310
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,844
Gah! You almost had it!
311
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:13,281
I'm Will Cooper, "weather" --
312
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,631
Need more dew.
313
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:19,504
I'm Will Cooper...
"weather" you like it or not.
314
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,419
Okay, 100% less sign-off.
315
00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,594
No sign-off?
316
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:23,857
How are they gonna know
when it's over?
317
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,510
Are you giving me bangs?
318
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,077
This is what your hair
wants to do.
319
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:29,427
This is the one! I can feel it!
-Action.
320
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,734
[ Flatly ] Good evening. Winds
are coming in from the east.
321
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,519
We should see a cool-down for
most of Southern Los Angeles.
322
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,347
Chances of rain are high.
323
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,220
[ Remote clicks ]
324
00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:40,221
Is it over?
325
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,570
You don't know...
326
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,789
'cause there was no sign-off.
327
00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,138
The bangs were a mistake.
328
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:45,226
Of course they were.
329
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,315
That's not the problem,
Miggy.
330
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,012
I just don't have the zazz.
331
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,797
Maybe I did at one point
in my life,
332
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,973
but I sure as hell
don't have it now.
333
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,149
I've been a stay-at-home dad
for five years.
334
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,804
And -- And maybe
that's all I am.
335
00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,022
[ Timer dings ]
336
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:00,676
See? That's the oven.
337
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:01,764
I made you a quiche.
338
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,809
One for each of you.
339
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,114
I didn't even see him
make that!
340
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,682
Of course you didn't.
I'm a lunch wizard.
341
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,814
Angie: Douglas!
342
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,554
Douglas!
343
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,818
Hey, you got a mustache
on your face.
344
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,907
[ Sighs ]
Your girls are out of control.
345
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,865
They tore up
their "sorry" notes!
346
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:18,346
You have to do something
about this.I get it.
347
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:21,044
You're upset you look
like a carnival barker in the Dust Bowl.
348
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,352
But I already told you, we
don't do apologies around here.
349
00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:26,920
My girls are
strong and unshakable.
350
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,660
Just like you
and your brother, Luigi.
351
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,706
Are you done
with the mustache jokes?
352
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,795
Yes, but how much
for a gondola ride?
353
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,275
[ Sighs ]
354
00:12:34,318 --> 00:12:36,146
So they're
not gonna apologize?
355
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,975
Your girls are hopeless,
and I'm done trying to help.
356
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,586
Now let's go try on every shade
of foundation at Sephora.
357
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,414
We're not going anywhere!
358
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:46,461
Emma and Amy,
get over here!
359
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,463
Mess with me?
Fine.
360
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:51,945
But no one
messes with my mom!
361
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,077
Apologize!
362
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,862
Or else.
363
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,950
Or else what?
364
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,821
You wanna fight us, Fart Head?
365
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,736
-[ Laughs ]
-No, no, no, no, no.
366
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:01,955
Nobody wants to fight.
367
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,435
You wanna rumble,
let's rumble!
368
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,436
To the street!
369
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,395
Are you happy?
370
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,092
There's a rumble happening!
371
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,051
A rumble needs
like 20 people.
372
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,008
But fine.
373
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,666
I can't believe
our kids are fighting.
374
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:18,885
Well, technically, they've
only been circling each other
375
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,322
for half an hour.Yeah,
but look at Graham.
376
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,498
[ Shouting indistinctly ]Something primal
has been released.
377
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,195
I've never seen him
circle anything.
378
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,850
I'm 45 pounds
of pent-up emotion!
379
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,634
I can circle all day, baby!
380
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:30,940
You know what?
You did this.
381
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,986
How you raise your kids
affects my kid.
382
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,639
You're not on an island,
Douglas.
383
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,512
I can't help it if I've taught
my kids survival skills.
384
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:40,950
Being a jerk is not
a survival skill, all right?
385
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,083
No one survives
separated from the pack.
386
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,433
In order to stay in the pack,
you gotta be nice
387
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,738
and apologize
to your friends.
388
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,088
Yeah,
I don't believe in packs.
389
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:48,871
We're born alone.
390
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,091
We make love alone.
We die alone.
391
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,788
It's a dog-eat-dog world.
392
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,137
Fogerty clan all day!
393
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,704
Protect ya neck!
394
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:56,923
You getting tired?!
395
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,229
Really? Because you depend
on us for a lot.
396
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,057
Carpool. Sleepover.
397
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:03,016
That one day you said
you just had "the grumpies."
398
00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,671
I did.
Hell, you're probably depending on me right now
399
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,238
to jump in
and stop this whole thing.
400
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,937
That's what you sensitive
parents tend to do.
401
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,025
Wow. Okay.
402
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,156
You know what?
You want dog-eat-dog?
403
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,158
You got it.
404
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:17,247
I'm not protecting your kids
anymore. Hit 'em, Graham!
405
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,901
W-W-Wait.
What are you doing?
406
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,120
Playing by your rules.
407
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,122
This is what you want, right?
Jungle law?
408
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,385
Take 'em down, Graham!
Avenge Mommy!
409
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,604
Heads up,
we come from a long line
410
00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:28,824
of Sicilian
street fighters.
411
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,913
I got D'Amato blood
in my veins!
412
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:32,567
Hit 'em, Graham!
413
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:36,788
This is for my hero:
my mother!
414
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,617
Okay, wait, wait! Stop!
All right, no one fight, okay?
415
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,533
Girls, listen.
Graham is your friend.
416
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:45,275
And even though he's...
whiny and weird
417
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,930
and picks his nose
in the back seat of my car
418
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,410
when he thinks I'm not looking,
419
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,892
the point is,
he needs you, and...
420
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,807
...you need him.
421
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,200
You're joking, right, Dad?
422
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,941
This guy?
423
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,073
Apologize.
424
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,075
It's the right thing
to do.
425
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,904
Fine. Sorry for writing "farts"
on your head.
426
00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:07,994
And for your 'stache.
427
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,779
I accept.
428
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,433
Thank God it's over.
429
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,088
Being angry is exhausting.
430
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,306
Thank you, Douglas.
431
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,092
And I'm sorry for holding
your girls hostage all night.
432
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,182
I gotta be honest,
I don't think I fed them.
433
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,227
Apology accepted.
434
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,403
Good...good.
435
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,101
Do you have anything
you want to say to me?
436
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:30,538
Yeah, no.
I can't do it.
437
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:31,321
Really, dude?
438
00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,541
I'm Dr. Douglas Fogerty.
439
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:35,978
I haven't said sorry
since 1998.
440
00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,894
I was alone and wanted
to see how it would feel.
441
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:39,982
I didn't care for it.
442
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,332
But I'll apologize
in my own way.
443
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:43,768
Trust me.
444
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:46,597
Oh, God. This is my fault.
I gotta work on my banter.
445
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,121
I blame Miggy.
What?!
446
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:49,557
You know every good performance
starts with the hair.
447
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,994
Hey, you're the one that
told him to "Liza it up."
448
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,126
No one knows who that is!
449
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,693
-Ooh, take that back!
-I will not.
450
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,479
My friends, it is none
of your fault, okay?
451
00:15:58,522 --> 00:16:01,699
I just...don't have
the charisma to be on TV.
452
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,006
I mean, who did I think I was?
Mario Lopez?
453
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,007
He was on my flight
to Hawaii.
454
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,574
Coach.
455
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,229
Will, some people don't know
what their dream job is. You do.
456
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,621
That's a start,
and you have to start somewhere.
457
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:11,796
Miggy: Yeah, man.
458
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,407
You should've seen
my first sneaker video.
459
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,018
It was just a 10-second
close-up of a shoelace.
460
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:18,281
But that close-up
got me to where I am today.
461
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,066
I mean, look at me now.
[ Chuckles ]
462
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,243
Fail early. Fail often.
Fail forward.
463
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,506
I got that quote from
Will Smith's Instagram story.No.
464
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,422
This is all very inspiring,
and you know how much I love Will Smith.
465
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:30,032
He's a "Bad Boy."
466
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,164
But I just don't think
it's --
467
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,687
Okay, guys,
great advice all around.
468
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,602
But I've lived with this man
for seven years.
469
00:16:34,645 --> 00:16:36,647
I think
I know how to handle this.
470
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,085
Dad? Family meeting?
471
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,739
Sophie, honey,
please do not worry about me.
472
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,263
I am going to be fine.
473
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,829
Plus, I learned
a valuable lesson.
474
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,962
Which is?Stick to what I know.
475
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,703
Is it for my sake?
476
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,183
Have I been
holding you back?
477
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:53,403
What? Sophie.
No way.
478
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:56,319
I would not trade all these
years at home with you
479
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,538
for anything in the world.
480
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,149
I'm giving up because
I don't have what it takes
481
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,455
to be a prime-time
weather anchor.
482
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,240
I just...
don't have the zazz.
483
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:10,203
I'm thinking of heading to
the park later this afternoon.
484
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,205
What boots
do you think I should wear?
485
00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,294
That was
a very abrupt subject change.
486
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,209
What just happened?Indulge me.
487
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,167
Okay, well,
if you're really going,
488
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,299
uh, it rained yesterday,
489
00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:20,300
so there's definitely
gonna be mud.
490
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,432
So I'm thinking boots
with a tread.
491
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,651
I'd say something rubber,
492
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,870
just in case that
precipitation comes back.
493
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,134
And now
I'm thinking windbreaker.
494
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,787
Something with a hood,
like -- Dad.
495
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,224
Are you hearing yourself?
496
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,356
Yeah, I was just about
to ramp up on Gore-Tex
497
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,705
and go deep on dew.
498
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:36,359
Right.
Because your dad skills
499
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,231
include delivering
a weather forecast every day.
500
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,884
To me.
501
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:42,452
Well, yeah, but I just want you
to know what you're in for.
502
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:45,803
And I do. Because every morning
when I'm picking out my boots,
503
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:49,111
you do a full 15 minutes
on wind speeds,
504
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,810
humidity, what time
I should expect the sunset.
505
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,596
And all that could be boring.
But with you, it's not.
506
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,903
You make it fun
and interesting and weird.
507
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:01,819
Why don't you just do that
in your audition?
508
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,125
Can't you just be you?
509
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:06,346
♪♪
510
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:09,262
Fun fact: Hasn't been this hot
since June 1990
511
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,699
when temps soared to 112.
512
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:14,049
Hot. Tss!
Do not touch.
513
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,269
Uh, that's all for now.
You stay cool, L.A.
514
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,487
I'm Will Coop
with your weather scoop.
515
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:18,619
Back to you.
516
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,361
Will, you did it.
I'm so proud of you.
517
00:18:21,404 --> 00:18:22,362
You were great, Daddy.
518
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,973
I felt that heat!
519
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:25,974
Good job!
520
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,628
High praise.
How was the hair?
521
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,933
We're close.
It's getting there.
522
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,545
That was really nice work,
Cooper.
523
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,024
Ah, thank you, Tracy.
524
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,939
Thank you so much for letting me
come and do this in person.
525
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,854
Well, you barged in, so
I didn't really have a choice.
526
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:38,813
Mm-hmm.But I liked what I saw.
527
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,728
Well, I couldn't have done it
without my team.
528
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,557
Mm.
We got Rory guiding the performance, Miggy on hair,
529
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,949
Poppy leading me in...Hey.
530
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,168
...and Sophie...
531
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,214
I pretty much couldn't do
anything without Sophie.
532
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,390
-Aww.
-[ Chuckles ] Aww.
533
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,652
Y-You know
none of these people
534
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,957
can come to work
with you every day?
535
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,524
Not a problem.
Two of them have school.
536
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:55,656
She runs a business.
537
00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,658
Miggy would probably come --Yes! Free pass.
538
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,660
Wait. I got the job?!
539
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:02,663
Yes, you are KZOP's
newest substitute weatherman.
540
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,405
Sunday mornings, as needed,
5:00 to 7:00 a.m.
541
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,667
Your audience
will mostly be pets
542
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,625
who step
on remote controls.
543
00:19:08,669 --> 00:19:11,889
Uh...um...
544
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,978
that...sounds...
545
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:14,979
awesome!
546
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,330
I accept![ All cheering ]
547
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,548
Oh, man!
548
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,594
Willy Cooper
coming to a city near you!
549
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,900
Well, it's only L.A.,
and you'll barely be on TV.
550
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,250
Okay, staying put
for a select group!
551
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,251
I'm honored!
552
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:27,253
[ Chanting ]
Willy Coop!Oh!
553
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,384
Together: [ Chanting ]
Willy Coop!
554
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,256
Come on!Willy Coop!
555
00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,258
Willy Coop!But seriously, none of you
can ever come to work.
556
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:33,911
Willy C.!Okay? Like, ever.
557
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:34,956
Willy C.!
558
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,352
Okay, smile.
559
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:40,657
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
560
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,357
This is the original, uncut
"Mystery Señorita." Huh.
561
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,489
Oh, it's 43 minutes long?
I'm not watching that.
562
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,925
Hey.
563
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,232
Hey.
Congrats on your new job.
564
00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,799
Thanks.
Congrats on the new 'stache.
565
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,453
I'm glad you finally made it
through puberty.
566
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,498
Funny. You know, I heard
there's an audition tape of you
567
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:58,022
floating around where you're
real bitchy about rain.
568
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,024
Good luck finding
the Pink Panther.
569
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,331
We got this for you.We're sorry, Graham.
570
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,116
Is this
actually happening?
571
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,335
Am I cool?!
572
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,120
♪♪
573
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,819
I think you were right
about that whole pack thing,
574
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:15,823
though I've actually always
looked at myself as a lone wolf.
575
00:20:15,866 --> 00:20:17,303
Well, for better or worse,
you've got us.
576
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,913
And, God forbid,
something ever happens,
577
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,697
we'll take care
of your girls.
578
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,960
Just try to watch
the red-meat intake, okay?
579
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:24,701
Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
580
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,617
What's this?
My apology.
581
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:30,272
Do what you feel is right.
582
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,752
I'm gonna write "butts."
583
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,623
Honestly, I expected worse.
584
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:37,366
♪♪
585
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,499
Okay, give me
a nice, big smile.
586
00:20:39,542 --> 00:20:40,456
Don't get your hopes up,
lady.
587
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,285
Many have tried.
All have failed.
588
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,418
Oh, my God! "Butts"?!
589
00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,637
[ Laughs ]
One, two, three.
590
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:48,682
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
591
00:20:48,725 --> 00:20:51,293
Wait.
Did I just smile for real?
592
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,296
Yes!
Okay, wait just a minute.
593
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,167
One more with the, uh,
the group and everything.
594
00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,169
Oh, my God, Will.
It's happening.
595
00:20:58,213 --> 00:20:59,301
Your hair
is perfect right now.
596
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,433
This is how
it always looks.
597
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,217
No, no, no, no.
Dude, trust me.No, it looks good.
598
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,523
Hey, yo, yo, yo!
Take this pic right now
599
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,567
before it changes.
Come on.
600
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,395
So you want
a random group shot?
601
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:08,310
You're taking
someone else's time, you know.
602
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,572
Right. Time is money.
603
00:21:09,616 --> 00:21:11,922
Get yourself something.
604
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,534
And this isn't random.
605
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:15,709
This is my pack.
606
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:17,537
But I'm only doing this once,
607
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,190
so nobody blink.
608
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:20,757
Everyone say "zazz"!
609
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,672
Together: Zazz![ Camera shutter clicks ]
610
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,283
Not sayin' it.
611
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,883
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