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LAINEY: Back in the '90s,
we had a ton of toy crazes,
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but the biggest of them all
was Tamagotchi.
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Long before we could
play every game imaginable on our phones,
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all we had were these
digital babies.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Tom Scott!
Get your head in the game!
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[DEVICE BEEPING]
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School is for dodge ball
and sometimes books, not toys.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
The hell is this thing?
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It's a Tamagotchi.
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[DEVICES BEEPING]
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COACH MELLOR: My God,
they're everywhere.
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All right, 10 laps!
All of you!
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They're not even
complaining about laps!
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[BEEPING CONTINUES]
I'll take that.
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Thank you very much.
Mine!
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Con. Fi. Sca. Ted.
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But he just said
his first word!
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And his last!
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COACH MELLOR:
Your attention please,
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place the toys in the bag,
gentlemen and lady.
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Was that
really necessary?
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You, too?
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You're a teacher.
Act like it, damn it!
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Actually, Tamagotchis
are very educational.
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They teach kids how to be
nurturing and responsible,
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kinda like taking care
of a real baby.
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I mean, you know
what I'm talking about.
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How would I know
what you're talking about?
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Well, you're a dad,
right?
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I assume...
'Cause you're older.
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For your information,
Ringo,
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I'm married to that
big, beautiful gymnasium over there.
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Teaching is my life.
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I do not have time
for a regular family.
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What about every day
after school and weekends
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and the 16 weeks a year
that school's not even in session?
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That's it.
I'm confiscating yours, too.
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Okay, when it's adults,
it's just stealing.
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It's not stealing.
Gimme that.
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Get off. Get off it.
I am an adult! I...
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Let go of it.
I'll tell the principal.
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You want me to tell
the principal?I don't...
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The baby...
No!
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♪ One of these days
You're gonna get outta here
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♪ Live your life
and finally be free
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♪ Go where you wanna go
Do what you wanna do
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♪ Someday, you will say
"Those were the days" ♪
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LAINEY:
It was January 23rd, 1990-something,
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and the school bell choir
was on fire
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thanks to my star student,
Reed Buccholz.
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So, what do you think?
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To be honest,
I was expecting a disaster.
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This is not a disaster!
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Right? Ah!
I'm so stoked.
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Ooh, Reed's solo's
coming up. Check this out.
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[BELLS RINGING]
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He's manning
four bells at once. Can that be done?
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Yep.
Reed's my rising star.
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He's a natural.
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It's like
he's been touched
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by the hand of God
himself.
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You can pull it back
a little. We're on the same page here.
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I'm really proud
of you, Lainey.
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[BELL RINGS]
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LAINEY:
You guys are awesome.
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Remember, rehearsals
for the recital
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start today after school,
okay?
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Hey, you killed it
today, Reed.
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You're a real "ringer"!
Get it?
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Yeah! Kinda.
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Anyway, great job.
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You're gonna blow
everyone away at that recital.
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About that...
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I won't be able to
be in that thing.
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Huh?
I can't make it to rehearsals.
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My dad's making me tutor
after every school day.
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He's worried that I'm gonna
fail all my AP classes.
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You're taking
AP classes?I know!
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They're super sucky
and hard.
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Unlike this class.
I love ringing bells
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'cause anyone can do it,
even me.
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Oh, then tell your dad you
wanna ring the bells.
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Yeah... No.
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You're 14, Reed.
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You should be doing
what makes you happy.
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I said that.
He doesn't agree.
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♪♪
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Dad, it is so embarrassing
when you cut in line like that.
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Never be embarrassed
by 457 horsepower, son.
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Hi! Hey, Mr. Buccholz.
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Can I talk to you for
a second about... Oh.
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Wow! That's an
insane-looking car.
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Dodge Viper.
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It's the deadly snake
of cars.
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I'm Lainey Lewis.
I'm Reed's music teacher.
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Music?
Yeah.
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I-I just wanted
to talk to you...[ENGINE REVS]
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Sorry about that.
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Powerful engine,
you know?
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Can't let it
idle too long.
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I know Reed really enjoys
music class.
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I have to say...
[ENGINE REVS]
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Oh, sorry,
my foot slipped.
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Uh, but you were...
Doing this?
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I just think
Reed's AP classes
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might be way
too challenging for him and...
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[ENGINE REVS]
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Are you gonna keep
doing that every time I say something?
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Depends, are you gonna
keep talking about
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your silly little
music class?
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Yeah.
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[ENGINE REVS]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
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Oh, you wanna take me on?
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Yeah, you have no idea
who you're...
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The car's already
a mile away. Wow, that's fast.
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As Reed's dad left me
in his dust,
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Coach Mellor arrived
in his office
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to the sound
of hundreds of Tamagotchis.
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[DEVICES BEEPING]
Oh. [GROANS]
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[RATTLING]
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Hey, yo!
Help me out!
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How do you shut
these Yoshinoyas up?
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Tamagotchi?
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Yoshinoya's
a fast-food place
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I've never known
anybody to go to.
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Just...
Stop this beeping and booping.
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It's driving me nuts!
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Uh... Okay.
This one's hungry.
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It's very simple.
You just hold down this button and give him food.
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Son of a gun.
He ate the food?
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Huh.
What's he doing now?
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Dancing.
He's happy.
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What about this one?
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Oh, okay, this one
made a little poopy.
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And...
Poopy...
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...taken care of.
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Ah, poopy's all gone.
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What about this one?
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Okay,
this one's misbehaving,
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so it needs to be
disciplined.
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I'll handle this.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
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I was tough but fair.
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Responded well.
I like that.
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Oh, now he's saying,
"I love you."
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I love you?
Mmm-hmm.
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It's probably 'cause
of the discipline.
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You know,
kids need boundaries.Mmm-hmm.
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Look at this.
He's waving at his old man!
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Hey.
Pretty cool, right?
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Yeah. Get out.
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Yep.
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"Good evening, parents,
and welcome to... To...
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"William Penn Academy."
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[SCOFFS] Come on,
John, you know this!
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Hey, I gotta talk...
Gah!
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What are you doing?
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Just practicing
my Parents' Night speech.
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Oh, actually,
that's why I'm here.
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I need help with
a difficult parent.
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There's this obnoxious dad
who's pushing his son too hard.
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The kid is drowning
in his AP classes.
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Aww, look at you,
ready to fight like a champ
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against some
overbearing parent.
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Why are you so happy
about this?
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Because this means you're
becoming a real teacher.
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Wrangling nasty-ass,
jackhole parents
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is the hardest part
of this job.
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I didn't realize that.
Yep.
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My number one rule is
"The Student Comes First."
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But no matter how hard
I try to do that,
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I always wind up locking horns
with some dipwad,
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douche-bag, bitch-mouth
mother or father.
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Well, if this dad wants
a battle, he's got one.
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At Parents' Night,
you can straighten him out face-to-face.
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I'm gonna straighten the crap
out of this pushy jerk
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and get Reed Buccholz
into my Bell Choir Recital!
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Wait, did you say
Reed Buccholz?
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Son of Alan Buccholz?
Yeah?
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
All right, I take it back.
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No fighting, no talking,
avoid eye contact.
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What? Why?
This is why.
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This is gonna be the school's
new computer lab.
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Reed's father
is paying for this.
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Big deal.
It's made of cardboard.
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No, this is just a model.
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Look, you saw Reed
in class.
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You said he was
touched by God.
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And those AP classes
are making him miserable.
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We're all miserable
at one time or another.
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He can get it out
of the way now.
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You just said
your number one rule
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is "The Student
Comes First."
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I think you're putting
words in my mouth.
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You have it written
in old-timey stitching on your wall!
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Okay, look, Lainey,
I have to look at the big picture,
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and that means some parents
you just don't fight.
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Oh, so I have to
let Reed suffer
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just so the school
can get money? Is that it?
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[CHUCKLES] Thank you
for understanding.
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LAINEY: Maybe John
was ignoring his duties,
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but Coach took his new responsibility very seriously.
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Hey, Coop!
Welcome back, man!
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How's the new baby?
Oh, she's beautiful, thanks.
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Although I've haven't
slept in two weeks. [CHUCKLING]
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COACH MELLOR:
Tell me about it.
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I was up all night with mine.
Feedings, cleaning up poop.
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I'm a zombie!
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You have a baby, Rick?
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Sixty-seven
of the cutest little buggers you ever saw.
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[WHISPERING]
What's he talking about?
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I have a hunch,
but I pray I'm wrong.
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[DEVICE BEEPING]
Hungry again?
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You're gonna eat me out
of house and home, 43.
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Okay, not wrong.
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You okay, Rick?
I'm better than okay, CB.
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I'm A-okay.
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And I want to thank you
for showing me who the real Rick Mellor is,
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a loving, nurturing father
locked deep inside
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just screaming
to get out.
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I showed you how to stop
some toys from beeping.
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And my world exploded.
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Maybe it'd be
a bit healthier
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if you moved on
to nurturing something real?
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What do you mean "real"?
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Like an actual eating,
breathing, living organism?
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You're right! A baby!
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No! A turtle.
I was gonna say turtle.
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I want to thank you
for showing me my true path.
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Rick Mellor
is gonna have a baby.
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Okay, to be very clear,
that's not at all what I said.
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Thank you for being
my rock, Charlie B.
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Charlie.
I like that name.
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It works for a girl
or a boy.
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Please don't name
the baby after me. Or have one at all.
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Little Charlie Mellor!
It's got a nice ring to it, huh?
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You do know that you need
someone else to have a baby.
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A woman.
Not a problem.
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Well, meeting
the right person takes time,
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and you work so much...
Of course.
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I'll just choose somebody
who works at William Penn.
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00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,871
You are full of good ideas,
my friend.
245
00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,961
No, please don't shop
for a baby mama on the faculty!
246
00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:07,138
Who knew? The mother
of my future child walks amongst us!
247
00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:11,186
Please reconsider
the turtle!I shan't!
248
00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:13,101
LAINEY: Coach decided it was time to start a family,
249
00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:15,016
and he wasn't going
to waste any time.
250
00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:17,148
Morning, CB.
Oh, no.
251
00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,063
Uh, Rick, Rick,
what's happening here?
252
00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,152
Why are you wearing
little-boy church clothes?
253
00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,851
Follow me and watch
your vision become a reality, my friend.
254
00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,505
No, I have no vision.
No vision.
255
00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,942
What are you doing?
Stop! What are you doing?
256
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,335
I'm gonna walk into that
teachers lounge alone
257
00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,773
and walk out with
the mother of my child.Rick!
258
00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,078
You can't just tell
a group of ladies
259
00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,689
one of them needs to make
a baby with you.
260
00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:37,473
You're right.
I should ask.
261
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,607
As always,
you got my back.
262
00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,349
Excuse me!
263
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:47,309
I have a business proposition
for all female staff
264
00:08:47,396 --> 00:08:48,702
with healthy
reproductive organs.
265
00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:49,790
I'm so sorry.
266
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,357
I have decided
to procreate,
267
00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:54,098
thanks to the advice
of Big Charlie here.
268
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,274
And so, I'm looking for
a partner who can help me
269
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,538
bring forth the next
generation of Mellor.
270
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:01,279
And after it's born...
Well, who knows.
271
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,673
I guess we'll figure
it out on the fly.
272
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,066
So!
273
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,328
Who's interested?
274
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:09,070
♪♪
275
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,073
Nobody?
276
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,596
Shocking.
277
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,685
I can give you my answer.
278
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,513
Your proposal
is sexist, misogynist,
279
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,688
infantile, and ludicrous.
280
00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,386
And I accept.
281
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,127
Okay, what is happening
right now?
282
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,781
I'll tell you
what's happening.
283
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,827
I just became
the happiest man on Earth.
284
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:29,743
Oh.
Ah.
285
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,005
Sorry.
286
00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,702
Eh.
287
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,574
♪♪
288
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663
[WHISPERING] A baby.
289
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,752
LAINEY: It was Parents' Night,
290
00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:40,971
and even though Glascott
told me not to challenge Reed's dad,
291
00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:43,452
I couldn't just step aside
when it came to helping a student.
292
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:46,150
Alan. Alan Buccholz.
Hi. Lainey Lewis.
293
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,196
We met the other day
when you almost ran over my foot?
294
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,198
Uh...
295
00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:52,287
No, nothing.
296
00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,419
I thought Parents' Night
would be a good time to talk about my class.
297
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,726
Okay, well,
consider it talked about.
298
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,946
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to move on to some classes
299
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,556
that colleges
actually care about.
300
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,689
Well, that's a shame,
'cause your son is failing.
301
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:04,865
What, hey!
Failing? Come here!
302
00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,606
Hold on, now.
Wait a second. What was that?
303
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,651
Ah, it's fine.
Head on over to the real classes.
304
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:12,263
Oh, come on.
Ple... Is it even possible to fail music?
305
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,917
[CHUCKLING]
I mean, really.
306
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,789
Do-re-mi,
hey-bop-a-ree-bop.
307
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,573
See?
I just got an A.
308
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,271
For Reed to pass,
he has to perform in the bells recital,
309
00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:23,274
which he can't do
'cause he's so overwhelmed by all the AP classes.
310
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,233
Of course
he's overwhelmed!
311
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,670
I'm grooming him
to take over my business!
312
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,586
He's gonna make
a lot more money as a CEO than a, what?
313
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:32,370
A... A town crier?
314
00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,111
[CHUCKLES]
"Hear ye, hear ye!"
315
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:37,941
Those guys make about
40 grand a year, tops. Tops!
316
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:40,727
Your son loves my class.
Don't you care if he's happy?
317
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,599
He's a kid!
He's supposed to be miserable!
318
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,340
Hey, hey, hey,
what's going on?
319
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,821
Your teacher here is trying
to make my son happy!
320
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:49,300
Well, why would you do
something like that?
321
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,825
Because you said,
"The student comes first!"
322
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:56,177
No, uh, you have me confused
with some confused idiot who says stupid stuff.
323
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,961
You and I need to have
a serious discussion
324
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,834
about the Alan T. Buccholz
Computer Lab.
325
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,357
9:00 a.m. sharp,
your office.
326
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,840
You see?
That's why I told you not to get involved.
327
00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,407
Now I gotta deal with
an angry parent man.
328
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,844
Isn't that
your entire job?
329
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:13,194
No! Most of it.
330
00:11:13,281 --> 00:11:15,370
All I wanted was to do what's
best for the students.
331
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,111
Call me crazy, but I thought
that's what we were here for.
332
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,332
I've looked into many
fertility options,
333
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,683
but they're so expensive
and impersonal.
334
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,075
Your timing was excellent.
335
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:27,338
Well, we've both wound up
childless over 40,
336
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,123
so might as well
team up, right?
337
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,386
I am childless
because I choose to be childless,
338
00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:34,128
and I am over 40 because
I choose to be over 40.
339
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,433
Fine.
340
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,479
Now, there are multiple items
we need to agree on.
341
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,002
First off, conception.
342
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,874
There's obviously
the artificial way,
343
00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:42,876
and then, of course,
there's the natural...
344
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,312
Artificial.
You sure?
345
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:45,922
[WHISPERING] Artificial.
All right, then!
346
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,837
Next, I will be
cocooning the baby
347
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,578
for the first six months
on my chest
348
00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,580
to approximate
the feeling of the uterus.
349
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,103
I want to do that, too.
350
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,627
Oh, I'm sorry,
do you have a uterus that I don't know about?
351
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,021
Well, fine,
but you can cocoon the baby and I'll cocoon you.
352
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,327
What do you weigh,
about a buck 50?
353
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,590
No man will
cocoon me, sir!I can!
354
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,157
I'll wrap you up
and carry you around
355
00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,680
as you carry
the baby around!
356
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,770
Okay, you can't cocoon someone
who's cocooning someone else!
357
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,729
I think maybe we let
the baby's godfather
358
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,295
make the call
on this one.
359
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,080
Don't want to be
the godfather.
360
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,385
Well, who's gonna
raise the baby
361
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:16,039
if Liz and I both go down
in a plane crash?
362
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,302
I'm sorry, where would we
be flying together?
363
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,261
The Bahamas.
It was gonna be a surprise.
364
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,350
I'm fair-skinned.
We'll rent a cabana!
365
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,005
Can we please stay on the
subject of raising the child?
366
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:27,181
Please.
I will be raising the child.
367
00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,270
You can visit at
prearranged times.
368
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,098
No unscheduled pop-ins.
369
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,187
But Little Charlie
needs to know that his daddy's nearby!
370
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,449
I'm sorry,
who's Little Charlie?
371
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,929
It's the baby's name!
After CB over here.
372
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:37,365
Oh,
that's actually quite nice.
373
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,627
It works
for a boy or a girl.
374
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,063
That you agree on?
375
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,805
No, actually,
we don't agree on anything.
376
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,633
Rick, I thought this
was just going to be
377
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:48,724
a business transaction
between two co-workers in a teachers lounge.
378
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,292
I don't understand
how such a simple idea got so complicated.
379
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,424
I don't know.
I thought maybe, you know,
380
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:56,210
we'd be kind of
like a family.
381
00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:58,603
[DEVICE BEEPING]
What is that?
382
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,258
That's my Tamagotchi,
although I've never heard it make that noise before.
383
00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,346
That means it died.
384
00:13:03,957 --> 00:13:04,958
Died?
385
00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:06,350
It's dead.
386
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,962
♪♪
387
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,398
You can't even
take care of a toy.
388
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,184
[SIGHS] This isn't
going to work. I'm sorry.
389
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,926
[SIGHS]
390
00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:18,406
♪♪
391
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,585
Hey, John?
Gah!
392
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,762
[SIGHS] Come on,
stop that.Sorry.
393
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,156
And I'm sorry
for the timing of my blow-up last night.
394
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,679
Well, I appreciate that.
395
00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,160
But I am definitely
not sorry for trying to...
396
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,118
"Work Hard Play Hard"?
397
00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,119
You took down
"The Student Comes First"?
398
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,686
No.
399
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,209
I know it
was there, John.
400
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:42,038
Look, I have to give in to
Alan for this computer lab.
401
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,432
So where do you
draw the line, John?
402
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,477
Does a parent get
to call the shots
403
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,436
because they
give the school a new minivan,
404
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,568
a few tether balls,
a box of chalk?
405
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:51,874
A new minivan.
406
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,007
Look, I know.
You're right.
407
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:57,488
I wish that I was stronger
dealing with mean, entitled parents,
408
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,186
but that's the thing
that I am the worst at.
409
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,101
Well, you better start
learning how to handle this,
410
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,364
'cause it's gonna
happen over and over.But how?
411
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,628
I don't know if you know this,
but I get sweaty and flustered very easily.
412
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:10,066
What if I told you
I had a foolproof way for you to stand strong
413
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,895
and always have the exact,
perfect words to say?
414
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,157
I'd say that
I'm intrigued.
415
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,551
The only way to fight
a difficult parent
416
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,336
is with the most
difficult parent this school has ever seen.
417
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,599
Don't say it...
A woman whose overbearing smotherhood
418
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,646
is still legendary
a decade later.Don't say it!
419
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,691
Beverly Goldberg.
420
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,693
I said don't say it!
421
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,347
We both know she's
the best shot you have at fighting fire with fire.
422
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,046
Fine.
423
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,049
Okay. Let's dance
with the devil. Summon her.
424
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,225
I'm already here!
Aah!
425
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,618
♪♪
426
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:43,491
LAINEY: Glascott
needed help dealing with a difficult parent,
427
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,927
so I brought in
my secret weapon.
428
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,015
Well, there's nothing
I hate more
429
00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,104
than a demanding,
bossy parent
430
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:51,064
with unrealistic expectations
for their schmoopy.
431
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,153
[CHUCKLES]
So, what's the plan?
432
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,374
Oh. We're gonna put your words
in John's mouth using this.
433
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,855
It's called
an America Online chat session.
434
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,422
Whatever scathing things
you type here
435
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,685
will appear on John's
computer screen in there.
436
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,774
He'll sneak a look
and say what you wrote.
437
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,428
[GASPS] Oh, my God!
Alan is coming!
438
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,777
Lainey, hide! He hates you!
439
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,561
Hey there, good sir!
440
00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:12,694
Let's make this quick.
I'm flying to lunch in a half hour.
441
00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,174
[CHUCKLING] Okay.
442
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,786
So, it's, uh,
a beautiful morning.
443
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:19,962
Can I offer you
a cup of co...Here's the deal.
444
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,443
Fire the music teacher
and you got yourself a computer lab.
445
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,444
[WHISPERING] He wants
a teacher fired?
446
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,141
That's my move!
447
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,708
And I know just
what I'd say, too.
448
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,536
I'd say, "I am the principal
of this school.
449
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,886
"You don't get to tell me
who to fire, [BLEEP]-face!"
450
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,583
Type it!
Oh. Right. Okay.
451
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,237
Uh...
452
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:35,412
I...
453
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,370
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
454
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,154
I...
455
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,027
You what?
456
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,856
[SINGSONG VOICE]
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba.
457
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,381
[NORMAL VOICE] This keyboard
is not the same as the keyboard I have at home.
458
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,296
I'm sorry.
Well, that's impossible.
459
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,167
We're the apostrophe?
I want to spell "I'm."
460
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,299
It's there!
461
00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:55,824
[BEEP]
462
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,434
I'm...
463
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,306
Stay off the top line!
That's only numbers!
464
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:02,744
I'm 7...
465
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,701
Is that a 7?
466
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,750
"I'm 7% colon."
I'm 7% colon.
467
00:16:08,837 --> 00:16:10,186
Well, I'm 8%.
468
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,318
Doctor checked it
last month.
469
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,797
Said it's the most colon
he's ever seen.
470
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,888
Four...
How do I erase?
471
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:17,977
Nope.
472
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,761
Oh, poop.
473
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:21,371
Well, this is a stupid
and bizarre waste of time,
474
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,112
so you just lost yourself
a computer lab.
475
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,114
Damn it. Fine.
476
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,073
Well, at least we still
have this one.
477
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,378
Nope, I'm taking
that one, too.Ohh!
478
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,727
All right, fine!
479
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,555
You know what, you can take
all of your computer labs,
480
00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:34,036
but I will not fire
Lainey Lewis.
481
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:36,125
In fact, I wish I had
more teachers like her.
482
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,606
Not a lot more...
Maybe one.
483
00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,868
You know why?
484
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,609
Because she puts
the students first.
485
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,960
If Reed is not at her recital,
she will fail him.
486
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,309
Did you type
that for him?
487
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,397
Not a word.
488
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,269
I couldn't have.
There's no "H."
489
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,010
Are you telling me
to shove it?
490
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:54,491
Nnnnn...
491
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,623
Yes.
492
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,625
Well, all right.
493
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,931
My son can ring the bells.
494
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,933
Not because you're right,
495
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,587
but because he needs
straight A's to get into Princeton.
496
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,328
Thank you.
497
00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:06,895
And if it makes
any difference,
498
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,289
this is really gonna
make him a happy kid.
499
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,552
What is it with you all
wanting kids to be happy?
500
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:13,945
Huh? Enough!
501
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,295
My God!
502
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:17,210
♪♪
503
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,646
I guess my job
here is done.
504
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,169
You did nothing.
505
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,736
And everything.
506
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,563
You're welcome.
507
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,913
♪♪
508
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,742
LAINEY: Coach Mellor's
dream of being a father had disappeared,
509
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,526
and now he couldn't bear
to hold on to
510
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,746
the tiny, electric reminders
of what he had lost.
511
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,270
I'm sorry, Ed.
He didn't make it.
512
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,706
Huh?
It's my fault.
513
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,795
Although, I don't know
why I thought
514
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,058
I could take care
of anything.
515
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,755
Oh.
Sure. Whatever.
516
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,846
So, giving 'em all back?
517
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,502
Yeah, although, most of the
kids don't seem to want 'em.
518
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,504
Something called Pogs
is sweeping the nation.
519
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,767
Yeah, it's a game you play
with these things.
520
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,985
We can give it a shot when
you're feeling better.
521
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,900
Nah.
It's funny, eh.
522
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,425
My whole life, I thought
all I wanted to be was a teacher.
523
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,470
And now I realize
I want to be a dad,
524
00:18:00,557 --> 00:18:02,516
but it may not be
in the cards for me.
525
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,952
Rick, you are a dad.
526
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,693
To every single kid
in this school.
527
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,565
That's different.
It's not that different.
528
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,351
You not only teach these kids,
you inspire them, man.
529
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,614
You show them that if
they believe in you,
530
00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:16,182
if they believe in themselves,
anything is possible.
531
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:17,966
Thanks, CB.
532
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:21,448
Now get back to work
and be a dad to these kids right here.
533
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,319
Maybe one day,
the right person will notice.
534
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,105
[SIGHS]
535
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,889
♪ Backbeat, the word
is on the street
536
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:31,545
♪ That the fire
in your heart is out
537
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,590
♪ I'm sure you've
heard it all before
538
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:36,071
♪ But you never really
had a doubt
539
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,769
Well, what do you think?
540
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:42,773
I think the little
knucklehead looks happy.
541
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,819
♪ Feels the way I do
about you now
542
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,951
I know you think he needs
to end up just like you.
543
00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,736
And maybe he will.
544
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,304
But for now, I think
he's doing pretty good just being him.
545
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,001
[BELLS RINGING]
546
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,787
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
547
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,180
♪♪
548
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,705
♪ Today was gonna be the day
549
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,359
♪ But they'll never
throw it back to you
550
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:06,449
You know, I used to play
a pretty mean trombone when I was a kid.
551
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:07,972
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
552
00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:08,930
So why'd you stop?
553
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,932
Eh, Grandpa made me.
554
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,021
Dude, he sucks.
555
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,154
Yeah, he really does.
556
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,809
You know, when
I started this job,
557
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,203
you said even though
we don't get paid much and the hours suck,
558
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,944
there would be moments
that would make it all worth it.
559
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,251
You were right.
560
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,817
Well, enjoy it.
561
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:29,037
I know I used to.
Used to?
562
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,953
Before I became Principal,
I always looked down on the administration
563
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,434
because money
was their only priority.
564
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,610
And now look at me.
565
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,264
Come on, you did
the right thing in the end.
566
00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,614
Only 'cause you
got me there.So?
567
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,138
A few months ago,
I was broke and desperate.
568
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:46,185
But thanks to you,
I ended up here.
569
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,751
Doesn't matter how you get
somewhere as long as you do.
570
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,188
Hmm.
571
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,755
Thank you.
572
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,627
But yeah, next time,
show some balls
573
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,845
so we don't have to call
Beverly Goldberg.
574
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,412
Oh, God, no.
575
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,414
♪ I said maybe
576
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,547
I know you can do this!
There it is!
577
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,635
Splay your hands!
578
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:02,853
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
Yes!
579
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,116
Oh!
Oh!
580
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,292
LAINEY: Sometimes our lives
don't turn out exactly like we'd planned.
581
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,337
That's what
I'm talking about! Good stuff!
582
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,557
We often find ourselves
in places we never thought we'd be.
583
00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:13,734
♪ You're my wonderwall
584
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,519
But if we take the time
to look around
585
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,129
to see the good
we do for others...
586
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,219
♪ I said maybe ♪
587
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:25,267
...how we teach them,
inspire them,
588
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,356
and give them the tools to be
the best they can be...
589
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,054
♪♪
590
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,796
...we may find that
the reality of our lives
591
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,581
exceeds all of our
expectations.
592
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,235
♪♪
593
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,590
Hi, I'm Liz Fleming.
And I'm the real Liz Flemming.
594
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,331
All right, Liz,
get real with me.
595
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:48,464
Uh, what are the politics
of the teachers lounge?
596
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:49,813
What goes on behind
closed doors?
597
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,598
There's a fair amount
of complaining.
598
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,773
[LAUGHS]
599
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,340
Um, complaining
about faculty meetings
600
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,473
or administrative decisions
or about specific students.
601
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,258
So what goes on in
the teachers lounge...
602
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,650
Stays in
the teachers lounge.
603
00:21:00,737 --> 00:21:03,784
How do you deal with, like,
a really tough parent?
604
00:21:03,871 --> 00:21:05,873
I try to kill them
with kindness,
605
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,483
and I've been lucky.
606
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,573
Maybe it's your, uh,
gentle, stoic calm?
607
00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:12,880
Definitely.
[LAUGHS]
608
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,447
So, speaking of
difficult parents,
609
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,101
what was it like working with
the real Beverly Goldberg?
610
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,582
She was one of the ones
who liked me.[LAUGHS]
611
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:22,411
Um, I think I gave Adam
good enough grades that she was okay.
612
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,458
And so I was one of
the rare lucky ones, I think.
613
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,502
[LAUGHS]
614
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:31,102
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