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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,170 --> 00:00:06,340 (fireworks crackling) (gentle orchestral music) 2 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:18,319 (slow organ music) 3 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:32,466 (rhythmic jazz music) 4 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,898 (Christmas bell music) 5 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,610 (suspenseful jazz music) (footsteps tapping) 6 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:21,482 (man groans) 7 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,852 (tires squeal) 8 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,255 (man groans) 9 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:32,326 (slow suspenseful music) 10 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,443 (dog barks) 11 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,446 (suspenseful music) 12 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,117 - Don't do it. 13 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,120 (suspenseful music) 14 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,727 (gun clicks) 15 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,300 Go on, stop torturing me. 16 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,501 Shoot. 17 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:16,504 (suspenseful music) 18 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,307 Go on, get it over with! 19 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,976 (intense suspenseful music) 20 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:38,359 - Do him. 21 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,428 - I can't. 22 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,031 - Gun got jammed? 23 00:02:44,031 --> 00:02:45,866 - No, I just, I can't. 24 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,803 I can't force myself to, you know. 25 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,071 - That's some hitman you got there. 26 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,974 Where'd you get him, Craigslist? 27 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,709 - What's with you, dude? 28 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:59,213 Second season and you still got icing problems? 29 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,047 - Icing? 30 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,883 - He doesn't even know what icing is. 31 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,752 (chuckles) 32 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,254 This guy kills me. 33 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,590 (chuckling) - Oh. 34 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,925 You mean this kind of icing. 35 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:15,229 - That's a good one. 36 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,465 (laughing) 37 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,304 - He's funny American guy. 38 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,573 (laughing) 39 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:30,644 (dramatic music) (laughing) 40 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:43,223 (gun fires) 41 00:03:45,793 --> 00:03:48,862 (dog barks) 42 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,532 (train rumbles) 43 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,534 (thuds) 44 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:58,972 (helicopter whirs) 45 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,945 (siren wails) 46 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,481 (gasps) 47 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,983 (siren wails) 48 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,625 - Hey, sweetie, I can't talk right now. 49 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,626 I'm at work. 50 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,695 Uh, yeah, it was an emergency. 51 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,631 - Cops will be here any minute. 52 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,165 - What? 53 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:28,502 No, no, one of my associates said the copies will be here 54 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,038 any minute, on my desk. 55 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:33,807 Well, yeah, there's lots of emergencies in accounting. 56 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:36,977 Well, uh, if you must know, there's, um, 57 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:39,880 certain, uh, ambiguities in the law 58 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:42,650 regarding expired products. 59 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,584 (crunching) 60 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:44,752 - Watch out! - Sorry! 61 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:47,455 No, not you, not you, I, 62 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,856 no, what, I, of course, 63 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,058 how could I possibly forget the nutmeg? 64 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,360 (tape ripping) 65 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,696 Listen, just go, go back to sleep, okay? 66 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,999 Bye. 67 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,033 - You kidding me? - What? 68 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:00,801 What? 69 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,104 I'm sorry, okay? 70 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,272 She just called to remind me to buy the nutmeg. 71 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,239 - Not that! 72 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,841 That's fine and that's cool. 73 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:11,612 I mean, I can't keep bumping off people for ya. 74 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,146 - What? 75 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,615 I thought you said you were doin' it for stress relief! 76 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:19,052 - I already did for Sweetface, Fred, and this damn show. 77 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,188 - And don't forget Gebbles last Friday. 78 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:22,790 - [Hitman] That guy, too. 79 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,291 - [Pedestrian] Taxi! 80 00:05:24,291 --> 00:05:25,393 - Merry Christmas! 81 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,326 - [Hitman] Merry Christmas. 82 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,528 - [Accountant] Happy Holidays! 83 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:28,462 - [Hitman] What do you think will happen 84 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,030 if Gunther got wind of it? 85 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,632 - I mean, he's not gonna just throw me 86 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:36,203 in the polar bear pin like he did the Italian guy. 87 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:37,137 Would he? 88 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:38,772 - Nice surprise for Geno, huh? 89 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:39,673 - Sure was. 90 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,075 (tires squeal) 91 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,077 What if I asked you to keep sticking your neck out for me, 92 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,779 and not tell the boss, you know, 93 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,381 till I get the hang of this thing? 94 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,182 - [Hitman] Meaning we are such battle comrades? 95 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,884 - I mean bosom buddies. 96 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,252 We are, aren't we? 97 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,087 We've been icing together for two seasons. 98 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,857 - Such a joke, should be bonding like brothers, 99 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,759 like blood brothers. 100 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,494 - [Accountant] It is, it is bonding. 101 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,962 - [Hitman] Let me tell you something. 102 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:05,866 The Middle Ages, in the Middle Ages Spartan warriors 103 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,368 shared everything, even wives. 104 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,538 - Wives? 105 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:12,039 - [Hitman] Yes. 106 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:14,842 - What do you mean by bonding? 107 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:18,412 - And you never even invited me for dinner. 108 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:25,252 - The opportunity never really presented itself. 109 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:30,223 You want me to invite you to dinner, don't you? 110 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,059 - That's a good start. 111 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,596 - It's not so simple. 112 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:39,332 To be perfectly honest, my wife, she's not your biggest fan. 113 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:40,934 - What is the matter with her? 114 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,070 - You know women, they can be so dramatic sometimes. 115 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,204 - She don't like me? 116 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:45,038 I like her. 117 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:46,507 She's one foxy cat. 118 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:50,944 - Huh, you know, personally, you know, I like you very much. 119 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,946 (thuds) 120 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:57,317 He's just gonna stay here like that? 121 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,686 - Sweeper is good for it. 122 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,588 Stiffs, Monday and Thursday. 123 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,524 You must have brought her up wrong. 124 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:06,026 - Wait a sec, I'm the victim here. 125 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,761 I mean, do you, do you have any idea what it's like 126 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,663 to live with her, huh? 127 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,499 Maybe you and I could go to a movie together or something. 128 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:13,300 - Do I look like a queen? 129 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:16,203 - Right, bad idea, why invite gossip? 130 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,539 - Yeah, keep off the crew nowadays. 131 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,308 (dramatic music) 132 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:27,080 (playful orchestral music) 133 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,869 (Christmas music) 134 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,445 ♪ Underneath the mistletoe 135 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,055 ♪ Locked inside your arms 136 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:19,893 ♪ What a sweet world this is 137 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,697 ♪ Underneath 138 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,880 (lighter clicks) 139 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:08,876 (laid-back Christmas music) 140 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:20,420 ♪ I am the one you're searching for 141 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,727 ♪ Saving my love for you 142 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:34,668 ♪ If you wish on a falling star 143 00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:41,008 ♪ Why not believe in me 144 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:49,216 ♪ I am the one you're searching for 145 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,622 ♪ Saving my love for you 146 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,191 - No panic. 147 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,159 It's just dinner. 148 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,694 What could possibly go wrong? 149 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,195 (sharp whacking) 150 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:06,299 (cheerful Christmas music) 151 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:07,134 - Cookie? 152 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,603 - Still trying to lose weight, remember? 153 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,872 - Ah. 154 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,140 That's what you were doing. 155 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,108 Manning up at the YMCA again. 156 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,545 - Well, still haven't given up on the manning up part. 157 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:19,612 - No kidding. 158 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,883 - I got you somethin'. 159 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,384 Open up. 160 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,088 - It's not the best time right now. 161 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,156 - Right. 162 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,557 Ah, it can wait. 163 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,492 I mean, it's not really Christmas or anything. 164 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:35,395 It's, you know, a gift, and who opens presents on Christmas? 165 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,396 - Not there! 166 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,567 Not there. 167 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:44,938 Not there! 168 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,341 (present thuds) (cheerful Christmas music) 169 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,442 Put the nutmeg in 170 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,245 where the spices are. (whizzing) 171 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,747 You didn't buy the nutmeg, did you? 172 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:54,714 (laughs) 173 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,617 - Of course I bought the nutmeg. 174 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,052 I almost did. 175 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,488 - Every day, every day, Toby! 176 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:03,523 What are you doing in this freaking job that you don't even 177 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,892 have time - You wanna talk about my job? 178 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:05,558 - To just go down. - We can talk about my job. 179 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,393 - I don't, 180 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,929 and Joe's open til 10. 181 00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,097 - We have to talk, actually. 182 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,631 - And this time don't leave any tips. 183 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,401 You don't have to leave tips at a grocery store. 184 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,937 - Do you remember my friend, sort of friend, 185 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,939 Fakir, Alexei, Al Fakir? 186 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,342 - The big Pollack who tried to rape me at the Christmas do 187 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,811 last year? 188 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,078 - He did, when? 189 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,182 - When you went to get the champagne glasses. 190 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,017 - Oh. 191 00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,221 - You didn't know? 192 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,455 - Well do you think I would've let him 193 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,156 invite himself to dinner if I had 194 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,124 known? - What? 195 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:38,291 - Right. 196 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,560 I better call it off. (doorbell rings) 197 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,394 Too late. 198 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,564 - Tell me that's not him. 199 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:45,966 - It's me! 200 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:49,302 (jazzy Christmas music) 201 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,344 (sighs) 202 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,949 Nice to see you madame. 203 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:04,051 ♪ Santa is coming 204 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,055 ♪ I love this time of the year 205 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:12,225 ♪ I'll set the tree by the mantle 206 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,795 ♪ You wrap the presents, my dear 207 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,930 - What a surprise. 208 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,431 ♪ Let's make the dishes 209 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:21,401 ♪ Everyone wishes 210 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,670 (chuckles) 211 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:25,973 (timer dings) 212 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,574 ♪ Church bells ring 213 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,509 ♪ Snowflakes fall 214 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,313 ♪ Children singing Deck the Halls 215 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,582 (thuds) 216 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,450 - Spaghetti Bolognese, you didn't tell me your wife 217 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,718 is a ninja. 218 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,153 - No, it was right on the tip of my tongue. 219 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,654 - To tell the truth, it's not quite Bolognese. 220 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,590 - No, it's minced soy with onions pretending to be meat. 221 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,724 - And tomato garlic infusion. 222 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,093 - Which is pretending to be sauce. 223 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,627 - Will be better still if we had some nutmeg. 224 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,897 - [Toby] But even without it, it's still quite tasty. 225 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,763 - Toby got converted-- 226 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:51,798 - To vegetarianism. 227 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:52,632 - Veganism, dear. 228 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:53,466 - Of course, dear. 229 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,301 - And is delighted. 230 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,802 - So thrilled. 231 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,270 - No suffering for animals anymore, I like that. 232 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,072 (silverware clatters) When I was a kid, I once ate 233 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,340 every Italian dish. 234 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,942 You have to get to know me better. 235 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,077 After all, we've been icing with your hubby 236 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,478 for two seasons now. 237 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,914 - Icing? 238 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:09,582 - Alexei works in the storage department freezers. 239 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,517 - Cool job. 240 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,585 - I'm gonna go get the champagne glasses. 241 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,653 - No, no, no, I'll get them. 242 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,822 You stay here and have fun. 243 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,924 - Yeah. 244 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,859 She's a foxy cat, I tell you. 245 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,929 - What, you can't smoke it, you can't smoke in here! 246 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:22,996 You want her to kill you? 247 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,431 - Kill me? 248 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,433 (spits) That's funny, you're a funny American guy. 249 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,434 - What is that? 250 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:28,268 - What? 251 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,202 - Is that a gun? 252 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,703 - How is the hair, funny guy? 253 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,305 - In my home, you can't bring a gun into my home! 254 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,806 - You are really a vegetarian or something? 255 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,342 - No, I am a pacifist, okay? 256 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,776 Even I don't bring a gun into my home. 257 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:37,710 - You're kidding? 258 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,146 - No, I leave it out front. 259 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,114 - Okay, you don't mix family stuff with business. 260 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,315 I respect that. 261 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,984 - Give it to me now! 262 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,956 - I have heard about this phenomenem, phenomena, it's like 263 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,357 some of the things - Is it loaded? 264 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:54,027 - Here in New York, apparently it's called swinging, 265 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,328 and I don't mean jazz. 266 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,329 - This is the safety switch. 267 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,864 - Remember our chat earlier? 268 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,066 - The safety's off on this! 269 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,833 - About the duty Spartans being such 270 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,069 good comrades? - You know what happens 271 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,503 if you don't have the safety on? 272 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,637 People could get hurt! - And they even swap wives. 273 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,106 - Jammed. 274 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,310 - What do you feel about our swapping wives tonight? 275 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,844 (gun fires) (cork pops) 276 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,046 (thuds) 277 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,916 ♪ At this wonderful time of the year 278 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,758 - I'm sorry. 279 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,340 Lexie? 280 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,011 (chuckles) That's a good joke. 281 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,945 You a funny Polish guy. 282 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,683 Al? 283 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,556 What was it you said about swapping, 284 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:58,758 swapping wives tonight? (doorbell rings) 285 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,693 (dramatic music) 286 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,195 - More guests? 287 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,630 - [Woman] Hello, hi! 288 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,265 - Kamila, his wife. 289 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,666 - You invited her, too? 290 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,001 - For the record, I didn't invite anybody. 291 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,036 - My big man already there? 292 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,070 - Yes, he-- - No, he isn't! 293 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,504 - What are you doing? 294 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,905 - Oh, he probably doesn't want her to come in. 295 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,107 - Why? 296 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,575 - Because he doesn't like her, he never did. 297 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,444 He, he's sort of hiding from her. 298 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678 - But it's his wife. 299 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,113 - Okay, you know the marriage was her idea. 300 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,382 Vladivostok, it's kinda like Vegas, you know? 301 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,616 Quick job and he was plastered, 302 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,052 been unhappy ever since. - [Kamila] Let me in! 303 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,119 - Well that explains a lot. 304 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,420 - He's not here! 305 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,822 It's just my wife and I, and she is a bit cold, 306 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,791 has a bit of a cold, actually. 307 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,893 (door clicks) 308 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,996 (playful dramatic music) 309 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,631 - Your door was open. 310 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,900 (chuckles) 311 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,205 - This is a nonsmoking house. 312 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,908 - It's a very nice house. 313 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,779 (smooth jazz music) 314 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,184 So he is not here, huh? 315 00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,553 Lucky I beat him to it. 316 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,489 He hates it when I'm late. 317 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:05,258 Now, I've got something on him 318 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,660 and something quite hidden. 319 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,363 - I really don't think he's gonna need anything now. 320 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,198 - Oh, yes! 321 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:13,666 He does! 322 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,269 How is this? 323 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,804 You like my hole? 324 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:21,274 Used to be Alexei wouldn't even look at them but now. 325 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,577 All of your, raises testosterone levels. 326 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,446 It's scientifically proven. 327 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:30,783 Gins and juice, caramelized Spanish flies, 328 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,452 tribulus terrestris, 329 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,324 hell of a kick for every man. 330 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,961 Extracts from blue and blackberries, 331 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,930 powdered el arginee 332 00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:47,300 A fried octopus, they're chocolate strawberries! 333 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:51,471 (gasps) (dramatic orchestral music) 334 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,011 (chuckles) 335 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,881 And I thought you were new to this. 336 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,385 Don't think I'm not prepared. 337 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:09,088 I'm ready for everything. 338 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:13,059 Have you ever tried that, dearie? 339 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,628 Imported from Warsaw, 100 grand stuff, 340 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,397 worth every zloty. 341 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,267 I don't ever swing without taking at least one. 342 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:24,437 Only has to drink a lot, lots of fluids, dearie, lots. 343 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,140 You got a blender, dear? 344 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:27,974 - Upstairs. 345 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:28,908 - [Both] What? 346 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,009 - The blender is upstairs 347 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:30,943 in the kitchenette. 348 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,111 - The kitchenette? 349 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,346 - Yeah, the little kitchen that's upstairs. 350 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,247 - Since when do we have a little kitchenette 351 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:35,448 that's upstairs? 352 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,384 - Since we've been remodeling, remember? 353 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,319 The lady wants her blender, let her get her blender! 354 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,787 - [Kamila] Store this! 355 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,589 - [Toby] The kitchenette, it's upstairs, you'll find it! 356 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:46,726 (playful dramatic jazz music) 357 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,128 (door thuds) 358 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,565 - What is going on here? 359 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,400 What's that? 360 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,434 What's that? 361 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,268 What's that? 362 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,503 - So many questions. 363 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:57,970 - You should know that I don't eat seafood! 364 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,138 - Well, sweetie, things could be a little bit worse 365 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,072 than you think. 366 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,007 - They are worse than I think! 367 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,509 What on earth, strawberries! 368 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,743 - Okay, you know what, well some people are worse off 369 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,077 than that. 370 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,547 Yeah, like him for example. 371 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,950 (tense orchestral music) 372 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,056 Don't ask, it was an accident. 373 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,425 I'll explain later. 374 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,892 First, we have to get rid of that. 375 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,730 (playful dramatic jazz music) 376 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,102 And this! 377 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:34,674 (playful dramatic jazz music) 378 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,175 (grunts) 379 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,679 I'm gonna hide him, and you divert her attention. 380 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:42,382 (sighs) 381 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,583 (thuds) 382 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,051 That's a great idea. 383 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:48,888 (playful dramatic jazz music) 384 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,627 - I didn't find the kitchenette, 385 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,529 but there is bourbon to wash the pills 386 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,931 (clattering) 387 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:02,602 down. 388 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,916 - This is a nonsmoking house. 389 00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,754 (laid-back jazz music) 390 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,540 - Sorry about the lipstick. 391 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,109 And everything is gonna be just 392 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,878 (dramatic music) 393 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:47,880 perfect. 394 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,148 - Can you believe it? 395 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,116 She suddenly just, just like that, 396 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,083 I don't even know what to do. 397 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,653 I really don't know what to do. 398 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,323 - Dear. 399 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:59,492 (dramatic jazz music) 400 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,861 Dear? 401 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,031 (dramatic jazz music) 402 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,607 What's your dear's name? 403 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,208 (grunting) 404 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,043 - Melanie. 405 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,947 ♪ Melanie dear 406 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,784 (playful dramatic jazz music) 407 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:31,023 ♪ Beautiful Melanie (thuds) 408 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,826 (speaks foreign language) 409 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:37,997 (fast playfully dramatic jazz music) 410 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,334 She's cold. 411 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,405 Oh, not so bad. 412 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:49,576 (fast playfully dramatic jazz music) 413 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,286 (clattering) 414 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,088 One, two, three, four five, 415 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:04,123 (clattering) 416 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:08,127 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 417 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,268 She's alive! 418 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:20,473 - Thank heavens. 419 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:22,274 I think you saved her life. 420 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,811 (slow horn music) 421 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:26,245 - He's dead! 422 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:27,580 - So, are we starting? 423 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,348 - A corpse, a real corpse! 424 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,650 We need to - Shh, ssh! 425 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:31,951 - We need to call the police! - Ssh, ssh, ssh! 426 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:32,885 - We need to call the police! - Ssh, ssh, ssh! 427 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,354 - We need to call the police! 428 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,789 - Without Alexei? 429 00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,727 He misses foreplay once or twice, 430 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:42,862 that sure won't kill him. 431 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,163 (zipping) 432 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:47,166 (upbeat jazz music) 433 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,071 May I cut in? 434 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:52,905 My turn! 435 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,843 - [Man] What's happening here? 436 00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:57,677 (gasps) 437 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,245 (thuds) 438 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,680 - I'm against that. 439 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,550 I'm against everything that's happening in this house. 440 00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:04,751 We didn't hear the doorbell. 441 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:05,452 - The door was unlocked. - We're looking for 442 00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,385 Alexei Fakir. 443 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,487 - [Both] He's not here! 444 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:08,421 - We saw him come in. 445 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,155 - With flowers. - And wine. 446 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:09,989 - Come in here? 447 00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:10,823 - No, he didn't. 448 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,091 - Yes, yes, he came in-- 449 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,293 - And almost immediately left out the back door. 450 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:15,227 - So he's comin' back? 451 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,162 - He's never coming back. 452 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:17,430 - Of course he's coming back. 453 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:20,500 Okay, that is such a strong word, never. 454 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,502 - You have to confess! 455 00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,335 - [Toby] It was an accident! 456 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:24,904 - Confess what? 457 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,706 - Nothing much, 458 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,907 she kissed your husband when he came in 459 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:31,077 before he left out the back door. 460 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,245 You see, gentlemen, everything's completely fine. 461 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:36,415 (dramatic jazz music) 462 00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,253 Ah! 463 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,722 Like I said, everything's completely fine. 464 00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:43,956 (clattering) Why don't I just have him 465 00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:45,625 give you a call when he comes back to life. 466 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,760 I mean, when he comes back to see his wife. 467 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,395 I have a bit of a cold. 468 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:52,064 You know, could even be a virus. 469 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:54,834 - Take a look. 470 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,435 (gasps and coughs) 471 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,770 - It might even be contagious. 472 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:58,938 - Alexei Fakir was a murder witness-- 473 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,406 - Early in the morning. 474 00:24:00,406 --> 00:24:01,708 - [Cops] We're looking for the guy with the gun. 475 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,010 (crunching) - I haven't seen anything! 476 00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:04,844 I haven't. 477 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,112 I'm just an accountant. 478 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,179 - That's what they all say. 479 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:08,380 - A little search won't hurt. 480 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,616 - [Cops] Might even do some good. 481 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,717 - You know what would do some good, gentlemen? 482 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:13,285 Is if you had a search warrant. 483 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,354 Do you? 484 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,824 (door squeaks and thuds) 485 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,726 I'm a stickler for the law! 486 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:23,730 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 487 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,434 - One more thing. 488 00:24:31,437 --> 00:24:32,271 - Yes? 489 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:37,043 (playfully dramatic music) 490 00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:47,086 If you'll excuse me, I have a bit of tidying up to do. 491 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:50,690 (playfully dramatic music) 492 00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,031 - We'll be back. 493 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:06,072 (clattering and crunching) 494 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:15,281 (jingling) 495 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:18,117 (muffled yelling) 496 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,753 - [Melanie] Oh, what's wrong with you? 497 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,822 (muffled talking) 498 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:23,823 No. 499 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,425 (muffled talking) 500 00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:27,894 - She told me to get out. 501 00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:29,929 And what's all this nonsense about calling the cops? 502 00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,463 - No, no, it's just where she comes from 503 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,599 swinging is illegal. 504 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,833 - Swinging? 505 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:34,500 - Really, where do you come from? 506 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,167 - America. 507 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:35,968 - England. 508 00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,236 - They're so repressive. 509 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:40,339 It's okay, relax, get ready, take a shower. 510 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,174 (door thuds) 511 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:43,676 No panic, I have a plan. 512 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,144 - We're taking him to the police, right? 513 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,078 - No, he wouldn't like that. 514 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,346 He's never liked 'em. 515 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:48,280 He used to confuse 'em with the KGB. 516 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,682 It's a childhood trauma thing. 517 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:53,686 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 518 00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:57,489 Just a second. 519 00:25:57,489 --> 00:26:01,427 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 520 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,333 (shower curtain scraping) 521 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,768 (trunk door thuds) 522 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,437 (engine rumbles) (water rushes) 523 00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:14,674 (engine revs) 524 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:15,675 - I'm ready! 525 00:26:20,279 --> 00:26:23,415 - Don't you think I'm entitled to some? 526 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,284 - Explanation? 527 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,118 Yes. 528 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:31,490 First we need to make sure that no one's here. 529 00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:37,697 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 530 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:40,366 (lock clatters) 531 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,313 Ladies first. 532 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:57,984 (dramatic orchestral music) 533 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:05,958 (squeaking) 534 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,628 (dramatic orchestral music) 535 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,340 (squeaking) (clattering) 536 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:25,077 (dramatic orchestral music) 537 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,781 (gasps) 538 00:27:28,781 --> 00:27:31,517 (dramatic orchestral music) 539 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:35,688 (screams) (clattering) 540 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:43,863 - Ssh! 541 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:44,797 (yells) Ssh! 542 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,232 Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, okay. 543 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,001 Ssh, ssh, ssh, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe. 544 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,437 Okay, just, just, just think of it, 545 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:54,573 just think of it as, as a sort of waiting room. 546 00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:55,775 Okay? 547 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:57,844 Yeah, that's what it is, it's a waiting room 548 00:27:57,844 --> 00:28:00,546 for people in no hurry to get anywhere. 549 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:05,017 I mean, the good thing is they're not gonna kills us. 550 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,152 (screams) 551 00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,153 Oh my God! 552 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:08,020 Oh God! 553 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,455 They're gonna kill us! 554 00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,857 (yells) 555 00:28:10,857 --> 00:28:12,424 Oh my God, no panic, there's too much excitement! 556 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:13,259 I'm hallucinating! 557 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,626 - Let me outta here. 558 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:15,995 - You're not really here. 559 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:17,163 - You know him? 560 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,197 - No, of course, that's just a corpse. 561 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,065 - I'm alive. 562 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,032 - He says he's alive! 563 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,367 - He only thinks he's alive! 564 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,902 (yells) - I said, I'm alive. 565 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,805 - It's a dream, a very bad realistic dream. 566 00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:27,639 Wake up, Toby, wake up! 567 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,275 Wake up, Toby, wake up! 568 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,977 - Wake up! (fleshy thud) 569 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,478 Have ya gone nuts? 570 00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,947 - That's it. 571 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,616 Of course, (chuckles) I've gone nuts. 572 00:28:37,616 --> 00:28:38,617 I mean, that explains everything. 573 00:28:38,617 --> 00:28:40,586 I'm insane, oh thank the lord! 574 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:42,388 Thank the lord! 575 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,891 (gun fires) 576 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,859 (thuds) 577 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,861 (gasps) 578 00:28:52,264 --> 00:28:55,101 - Tell me this is a hallucination too. 579 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:57,904 - This is no hallucination. 580 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:01,107 (gasping and coughing) 581 00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,047 - What about this? 582 00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,620 - Just blanks. 583 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,055 - You mean? 584 00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:16,856 - Did they give you these bullets to not kill 585 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:17,790 when you shoot them? 586 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,724 - Fakir put them in your gun. 587 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:19,391 - I know what blanks are. 588 00:29:19,391 --> 00:29:20,559 - You what? 589 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:21,527 - You had to be convinced I was dead. 590 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:22,795 Gunder wanted me dead. 591 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:23,629 - Who's Gunder? 592 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:24,463 - How do I know? 593 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,297 - Your boss. 594 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,565 - Oh, that Gunder. 595 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,267 He didn't know Fakir was workin' for us. 596 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,201 - Working for? 597 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,837 - Us, TCRS, what is the matter? 598 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,271 - Gunder imports and sales vodka. 599 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,539 - TCRS? 600 00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:34,773 - He agreed to set a trap for Gunder 601 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:35,975 in exchange for immunity. 602 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:36,943 - What is going on here? 603 00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,444 - Soon after you left me here, 604 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,246 two Chinese thugs came in here with three corpses, 605 00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:41,547 so I had to make out for dead. 606 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,715 They poured concrete all over the corpses. 607 00:29:43,715 --> 00:29:45,184 Of course they had a little leftover, 608 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,219 and with the recession they didn't want to put any to waste, 609 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:49,455 so they used the rest on me. 610 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:53,625 It hardened pretty quickly, so I got stuck here for good. 611 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,998 - So that's why you brought Fakir here. 612 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,499 - You brought Fakir here? 613 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:04,270 - You wanted to put him into a concrete filled barrel. 614 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,343 (laughs) 615 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:17,049 - I don't think you two have met. 616 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:20,086 This is Melanie, my wife, Mel. 617 00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:20,987 Funny girl. 618 00:30:21,888 --> 00:30:24,156 (chuckles) 619 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,428 (doors clanging) 620 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:31,463 - Where is he? 621 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:32,831 - Uh, he's in the-- - In the car. 622 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,665 - The car. 623 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:37,403 - I have to talk to him. 624 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:38,938 - You know that could be really difficult. 625 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,874 - He's not able to speak to anybody. 626 00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:43,075 - Why, is he dead? 627 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:43,910 - No. 628 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,178 No. 629 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,916 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 630 00:30:53,752 --> 00:30:55,254 Give me Fakir's keys. 631 00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,822 - His what? 632 00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:58,224 - Just please, I put it in your coat, give it to me. 633 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,959 We can't have any witnesses, give them to me. 634 00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,293 - What are you, what are you doing? 635 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,729 - [Toby] You know I just can't do this. 636 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:04,964 (gun clicks) 637 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,734 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 638 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:12,804 (engine rumbles) 639 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,482 - Bastard must have seen me coming and split. 640 00:31:23,482 --> 00:31:24,516 - Impossible, he's de-- 641 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:25,784 - Definitely splitting. 642 00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,453 - Son of a bitch is playing both sides. 643 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,421 - Always the slippery one. 644 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:30,856 - [TCRS Man] Where did he go? 645 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:31,723 - Home. 646 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,059 - Why home? 647 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:34,626 - Because he's a homely kind of fellow. 648 00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:36,095 - Why would he go home while we're setting a trap 649 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,029 for Gunder? 650 00:31:38,164 --> 00:31:39,831 - Did I say his home? 651 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,100 - [TCRS Man] Whose home then? 652 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,268 - Mine. 653 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,869 - [TCRS Man] Why yours? 654 00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:45,037 - It's obvious. 655 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:46,872 Okay, because, 'cause, 656 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:50,276 beca-- 657 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,044 - Because his wife's there. 658 00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:54,313 - Because his wife's there. 659 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:56,915 - In a lacy bra and butt floss. 660 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:04,056 (dramatic orchestral music) 661 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:14,300 (engine rumbles) 662 00:32:20,806 --> 00:32:22,241 - [Boy] Dad! 663 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,809 What a break. 664 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:26,812 The car was waitin' and just askin' to be jacked. 665 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,014 (thuds) 666 00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:29,648 Hand brakes shot to hell and left in a rattle 667 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:32,151 skipping 80 like a devil on the fourth of July, 668 00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:35,454 but with some tunin' up it won't make us any poorer. 669 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:36,955 And to think that we was crappy 670 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,125 like a three-month-old's diapers. 671 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,794 (dramatic orchestral music) 672 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,582 - [Dad] Look, son, the driver's license. 673 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,417 Toby Childers. 674 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:09,588 (upbeat pop music) (singing in foreign language) 675 00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:15,927 - [Boy] Dad! 676 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:23,269 - [Dad] Sir, your phone. 677 00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,736 - [Boy] Dad, he's a stiff. 678 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:27,373 - [Dad] Manners, Steven, manners. 679 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:28,840 - He's not answering. 680 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,376 I'll drive ya home. 681 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,344 Fakir left me a car down by the river. 682 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,812 - You know, actually, we'd like to take a walk. 683 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:36,348 It's a beautiful night, this fresh air. 684 00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,583 - It's on the other side of the city. 685 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:41,087 - Okay, you know the traffic can be murder. 686 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:46,125 But it does lighten up this time of night. 687 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:50,896 (lightly dramatic music) 688 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:01,407 Chances of me buying into your no meat tonight 689 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:02,808 are rapidly slipping away. 690 00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:05,811 - That's the least of your problems! 691 00:34:12,151 --> 00:34:13,352 - [Toby] You wait here. 692 00:34:13,352 --> 00:34:15,554 I'm gonna tell Fakir to come out. 693 00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:17,156 - Fakir! 694 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,490 - Of course you're welcome to come 695 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,492 in too. - Where are ya, man? 696 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,327 Fakir! 697 00:34:23,695 --> 00:34:24,863 Fakir! 698 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,598 (feet stomping) 699 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,500 (door squeaks) 700 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,436 There's nobody here! 701 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,370 (gasps) 702 00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:34,840 (footsteps thud) 703 00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:35,807 Who is that? 704 00:34:35,807 --> 00:34:37,075 - Yes, who is that? 705 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:38,444 - Let me introduce myself. 706 00:34:38,444 --> 00:34:40,146 Keating's the name, Edward Keating, 707 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:41,780 Hospital Supplies Limited, 708 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:44,150 and, uh, you are Tobias Childers, 709 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:45,151 I presume. - Okay, we gotta start lockin' 710 00:34:45,151 --> 00:34:46,051 the front door. 711 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:47,153 - What's going on here? 712 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:48,787 - Hi, 713 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:49,621 tiger. 714 00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,659 You look like that guy from the movies. 715 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:55,026 - [TCRS Man] Do I? 716 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:56,728 Raises testosterone levels, 717 00:34:56,728 --> 00:34:58,797 hell of a kick for every man. 718 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,366 - Okay, you know what, I am sorry, 719 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,401 but we are not in the habit of letting solicitors 720 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:03,802 into our home. 721 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,003 - You see, I was in the neighborhood and thought I could 722 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,104 interest you. 723 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,306 - We're not interested, actually. 724 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:08,874 - In an expired person in the trunk. 725 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:10,376 - That's interesting. - Very interesting. 726 00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,643 - Expired what? 727 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:14,546 - In the trunk of a car there lies an expired-- 728 00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:18,049 - Product, yes, of course, Mr. Keating, of course. 729 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:20,919 He's the expired products sales person that I requested. 730 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,388 - What's going on here? 731 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,856 - Simply put, I'm in the business of selling a body. 732 00:35:24,856 --> 00:35:27,359 - Body parts for used cars. 733 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,061 - That's one way of saying it, or you could also say 734 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,263 there is a dead-- 735 00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,464 - Deadly problem with my car, I know! 736 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,266 I need to get it fixed. 737 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,467 - But our car was stolen. 738 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,702 - Get out! 739 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,738 By Fakir, I beg you please don't help. 740 00:35:39,738 --> 00:35:40,572 Oh! 741 00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:42,040 - Maybe I can help. 742 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,543 I know a thing or two about keeping a motor running. 743 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:45,377 - Oh, yes. 744 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:50,982 You really look like that guy from the movies. 745 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,050 - Just bigger and better. 746 00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:53,151 - [Toby] You can't just! 747 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,720 - Oh, yeah. - Get out of my house! 748 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:57,189 - Will the amount of 100 thousand dollars 749 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:58,790 be satisfactory for you? 750 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,058 - [Toby] For what? 751 00:36:00,058 --> 00:36:01,393 - You know, for the delivery of the, uh. 752 00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:02,861 - Parts, parts yes! 753 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:04,530 You know what, sweetie, this party is getting bigger, 754 00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:06,465 and you, why don't you take Kamila upstairs 755 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,133 and show her how to make one of your wonderful 756 00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:11,069 vegan appetizer dishes in the kitchenette? 757 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:12,338 - [Melanie] We have no kitchenette upstairs! 758 00:36:12,338 --> 00:36:14,039 - It is, it's upstairs next to that other room! 759 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:15,474 - That is one foxy cat. 760 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:16,308 - Okay, you know what? 761 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:17,409 That Fakir's wife. 762 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:18,610 - Polish chicks dig me. 763 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:19,678 - You know what, stay away from her! 764 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,513 You are working undercover! 765 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:25,517 (playfully dramatic jazz music) 766 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,054 Get out! 767 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,423 I will just say that extortion 768 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,724 gets you two to five years or more. 769 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,426 - Homicide gets you 25 or more. 770 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,894 - That was an accident! 771 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:37,095 - Think of my fee as a kind of a speeding ticket. 772 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,297 - Okay, 773 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:39,498 I'm a pacifist! - Now unfortunately, 774 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:41,099 I have to insist on cash, not wire transfer. 775 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:43,001 - Oh yeah, do you prefer also? - I put money on you 776 00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:45,904 for keeping cash in the house, in a safe, perhaps. 777 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,339 - Okay, I am calling the police! 778 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:48,807 - I wouldn't trouble yourself. 779 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,676 If I fail to receive the aforementioned remuneration 780 00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:52,978 before midnight, I'll contact them myself. 781 00:36:52,978 --> 00:36:54,780 They are speeding ticket experts. 782 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,647 - By midnight! 783 00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:56,582 - Darling? 784 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,316 - [Toby] What, you ready? 785 00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:58,584 - Who's ready? 786 00:36:58,584 --> 00:36:59,518 - [Toby] The vegan appetizer dishes! 787 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:00,452 - No, you have guest though. 788 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,420 - Well, tell 'em I'm not here! 789 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:02,654 - They know you're here. 790 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,723 - [Edward] What, are they palm readers? 791 00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,458 - I'll be right back! 792 00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,928 (door thuds and clicks) 793 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:11,763 Suck a likable guy! 794 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,466 An old friend, not really my friend. 795 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:15,967 So, we have guests? 796 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,638 (dramatic orchestral music) 797 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,742 Oh, Mr. Gunder. 798 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:28,046 (dramatic orchestral music) 799 00:37:28,046 --> 00:37:29,214 Welcome. 800 00:37:29,214 --> 00:37:30,749 It's a pleasure to see you. 801 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:31,783 Thanks for driving out here. 802 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:33,251 Make yourself at home! 803 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,621 (clattering) 804 00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:37,255 (groaning) 805 00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:38,857 - You knocked, sir? 806 00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:39,825 - No. 807 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,226 - Oh, my mistake. 808 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,396 (groans) 809 00:37:44,396 --> 00:37:46,832 (clattering) 810 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:50,068 (gasps) 811 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,338 (groaning) 812 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:57,175 (dramatic orchestral music) 813 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,614 - How'd that get there? 814 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,850 (groaning) 815 00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:12,290 (clattering) 816 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:13,725 (groaning) 817 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,994 - Would you like something to drink, gentlemen? 818 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:16,995 - I'm fine. 819 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:18,163 - Thank you, no, madame. 820 00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:19,865 - Well, I could use a drink. 821 00:38:19,865 --> 00:38:21,500 - Shut up. 822 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,769 (groaning) 823 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:32,578 I got one question for you. 824 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:34,045 Where is Alexei? 825 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:34,880 - Alexei? 826 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,157 - Where is Alexei Fakir? 827 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,116 - I don't know anything, I'm just an accountant. 828 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,333 - Please, forgive me if I intrude, but I was just. 829 00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,170 - Help. 830 00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,409 - Don't bother, I'll wait. 831 00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:07,245 (crunching) 832 00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:11,082 (lightly dramatic jazz music) 833 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,463 (clattering) 834 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:33,338 - I know you invited Fakir for dinner, he told me. 835 00:39:33,338 --> 00:39:37,509 And his wife, too. (doorbell rings) 836 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,482 I apologize for all this knocking you around, 837 00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,784 but I'm pretty violent. 838 00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,219 That's how I was brought up. 839 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,156 I had a very stern and cold father. 840 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:11,109 I have to contact Fakir, it's important. 841 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,344 I lost the keys to my apartment, 842 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,847 and Al has the spare ones. 843 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,182 I can't get in. 844 00:40:17,182 --> 00:40:18,149 - Fakir has your apartment keys? 845 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:19,317 - Not so loud! 846 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,490 He was only keeping them for me. 847 00:40:24,490 --> 00:40:25,657 - Really, why? 848 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:29,861 (smooth jazz music) 849 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:32,531 Oh boy. 850 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,932 I see. 851 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:36,001 Your secret's safe with me. 852 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,302 - What secret? 853 00:40:37,302 --> 00:40:38,770 - I see nothing, I'm just an accountant. 854 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:39,738 - [Melanie] You've got more guests. 855 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,006 - [Toby] Tell them I'm not here. 856 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:41,973 - [Melanie] They know you're here. 857 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:42,674 - What are they, palm readers? 858 00:40:42,674 --> 00:40:43,942 - Shut up! 859 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,511 Tell them you have a business meeting. 860 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:46,745 - Tell them I have a business meeting. 861 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,046 - I really think you should go and see them, 862 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,014 really. 863 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:50,482 - I really think I should go. 864 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,017 You know what, just, I'll be back in a second. 865 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,752 (thuds) 866 00:40:53,752 --> 00:40:54,820 (groaning and gasping) 867 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,087 - You started? 868 00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:58,389 - No, uh, just a a little foreplay. 869 00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,424 (gasping) 870 00:40:59,424 --> 00:41:00,659 - Oh, my favorite part! 871 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:03,428 - Oh, no, you should get the condiments first. 872 00:41:03,428 --> 00:41:06,665 (gasping and groaning) 873 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,569 - The kitchen downstairs. 874 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:14,139 - No, the kitchenette is upstairs. 875 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:16,474 (gasping and groaning) 876 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:20,912 (light dramatic jazz music) 877 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,180 - Where's Fakir? 878 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,715 - You know-- - What's Gunder doing here? 879 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,251 - Everything is just gonna be fine, just get back in there! 880 00:41:26,251 --> 00:41:29,921 (light dramatic jazz music) 881 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:35,193 May I help you, gentlemen? 882 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,227 - We've got more information on-- 883 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,063 - The shootin' victim. 884 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:39,297 - You ever seen this man? 885 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,131 - [Toby] No. 886 00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:40,966 - You sure? 887 00:41:40,966 --> 00:41:41,800 Look and think. 888 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,101 - No, no! 889 00:41:43,101 --> 00:41:45,203 (chuckles) No, okay, I haven't, and I'm sure, 890 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:46,838 and I'm, I'm actually mad. 891 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,139 I'm mad as hell to see the police 892 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,008 breaking citizen's rights like that. 893 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,043 Okay, I am an accountant, and I know the law, 894 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,479 and I have a right to have that right to have that warrant! 895 00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:55,413 So where is it? 896 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:56,247 - It's being processed. 897 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:57,082 - As we speak. 898 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,650 - You know what? 899 00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,585 Until it is, I suggest that you just process yourselves 900 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:00,619 out my front door. 901 00:42:00,619 --> 00:42:02,320 - [Cop] Your behavior is abso-- 902 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:03,388 - Hey, you know what? 903 00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:04,322 I am a stickler for the law! 904 00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:05,390 - What's with the cops. 905 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:06,324 This is an investigation to the TCR. 906 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,193 - Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh. 907 00:42:08,193 --> 00:42:09,194 Ssh, ssh. - The TCRS! 908 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,296 - Ssh, ssh, get in there! 909 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:13,699 (thuds) 910 00:42:13,699 --> 00:42:15,500 (clattering) 911 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:19,437 (light dramatic jazz music) 912 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:22,073 - [TCRS Man] Damn cops trying to steal my investigation. 913 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:23,174 (banging) 914 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:24,342 Open this door! 915 00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:25,176 (banging) 916 00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:26,011 Childers! 917 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,648 Open this door! (banging) 918 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,683 I'm not gonna let 'em do this! (yelling) 919 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:32,618 (banging) 920 00:42:32,618 --> 00:42:34,552 (upbeat music) 921 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,154 - I found the kitchenette! 922 00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,088 - Really? 923 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,624 - Little grapes and stuff. 924 00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:41,359 This music rocks, we start, okay? 925 00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:44,730 I have a Santa Claus costume at home, you know? 926 00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,097 Well, maybe next time. 927 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:46,932 We starting? 928 00:42:46,932 --> 00:42:48,333 - Not yet! 929 00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,601 How 'bout a shower? 930 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,902 - But I've already taken a shower. 931 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:53,705 - We, no, we can never be too clean, can we? 932 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:56,141 (door thuds) 933 00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:00,912 - Oh, you're back. 934 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,549 (door thuds) 935 00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:07,252 (upbeat jazz music) (coughing and groaning) 936 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:10,521 - We'll meet there to finalize the transaction. 937 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,624 See you at midnight, sir. 938 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,762 Oh, go left at the tree of skulls. 939 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,030 - Tree of skulls? 940 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:24,035 (gagging and groaning) (upbeat jazzy Christmas music) 941 00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,537 Please, make yourself at home. 942 00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:30,876 (upbeat Christmas music) 943 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:32,177 I'm gonna need your help! 944 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:33,011 - No way! 945 00:43:33,011 --> 00:43:34,212 - What? 946 00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,146 - I'm not taking one more step, Toby, 947 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,614 til you tell me what's going on. 948 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,749 - What's going, what do you mean? 949 00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:38,784 What's going on? 950 00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:42,921 (upbeat Christmas music) (groaning) 951 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,256 (gasping) 952 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:47,458 Okay, if you really wanna know! 953 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,728 But right now I don't think it's the best time 954 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:52,831 for you to be satisfying your woman's curiosity. 955 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:55,333 Okay, it's easy, I'm not an accountant. 956 00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,235 My profession is killing people. 957 00:43:57,235 --> 00:43:58,203 - What? 958 00:43:58,203 --> 00:43:59,470 - My profession is killing! 959 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:01,272 - [TCRS Man] Open this door! (banging) 960 00:44:01,272 --> 00:44:03,308 - Killing people. 961 00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,810 - What, for money? 962 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,379 - Commission mostly, (banging) 963 00:44:08,379 --> 00:44:09,981 but great benefits. 964 00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:14,352 (upbeat Christmas music) 965 00:44:19,925 --> 00:44:22,360 (clattering) 966 00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,100 - You're telling me you're a mobster? 967 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:30,668 - [Toby] Do you know how hard it is to get a job 968 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:31,502 these days? 969 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:32,738 - I'm ready. 970 00:44:32,738 --> 00:44:33,671 Does the word recession mean anything to you? 971 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,106 Unemployment, banks going down, 972 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,107 oil going up! 973 00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,109 I was Mr. Gunder's accountant. 974 00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,145 I still sometimes collect the invoices, 975 00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:42,981 do the paperwork, make tax deductions, but you know what? 976 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:44,482 To get ahead in these tough times, 977 00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,184 you gotta get in bed with the competition and say, 978 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:48,219 I thought I was gonna help 'em with that, you know? 979 00:44:48,219 --> 00:44:50,756 Tax deductions, loopholes, or somethin'. 980 00:44:50,756 --> 00:44:52,423 Turns out he was talking about something else. 981 00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:55,226 - Why didn't you tell me? 982 00:44:55,226 --> 00:44:56,862 - Why didn't I tell you? 983 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,563 Why didn't I tell you? 984 00:44:58,563 --> 00:45:00,331 Do you remember that time we were talking about 985 00:45:00,331 --> 00:45:02,667 having a baby, like last week? 986 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:04,669 And you said, "I can't have a baby with you, 987 00:45:04,669 --> 00:45:06,437 "because you would make a terrible father." 988 00:45:06,437 --> 00:45:08,639 - What's that got to do with you killing people? 989 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:10,508 - You remember that time when you made me go to 990 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,543 that holistic sweat lodge in Orlando, 991 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:15,546 and you said I have a long way to go to becoming a man? 992 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,148 Well, that really stung by the way. 993 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,716 - [Melanie] So? 994 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:19,550 - So? 995 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:22,687 So? 996 00:45:25,490 --> 00:45:28,559 So I didn't want to get fired from another job 997 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:31,863 and have you think I was just some loser accountant, too. 998 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:35,967 (gentle orchestral music) 999 00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:36,902 - Wait. 1000 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:39,537 How many people have you killed? 1001 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:43,809 - None. 1002 00:45:43,809 --> 00:45:45,343 You know what, there's a first time for everything. 1003 00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:47,578 (groaning) 1004 00:45:48,814 --> 00:45:52,250 Ow! (window thuds) 1005 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,785 I gotta be at the cemetery at midnight. 1006 00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:56,221 (bells ring) 1007 00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:59,024 But I've got a plan. 1008 00:46:00,425 --> 00:46:02,794 A, I sneak out without attracting any attention. 1009 00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:04,395 B, I take your car. 1010 00:46:06,464 --> 00:46:08,466 C, I go to the cemetery. 1011 00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,238 D, I calmly pretend to have the ransom money. 1012 00:46:13,238 --> 00:46:15,506 E, I ice the kidnapper. (gun fires) 1013 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,641 (groans) 1014 00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:18,143 F, I get Fakir's body back. 1015 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:19,845 G, I give Mr. Gunder back his keys. 1016 00:46:19,845 --> 00:46:22,080 - I knew I could count on you, boy. 1017 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,014 - Thank you, sir. 1018 00:46:23,014 --> 00:46:25,050 Which I found in Fakir's pocket. 1019 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,017 - And then what? 1020 00:46:26,017 --> 00:46:28,419 - And then, well, then I, okay, 1021 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:31,222 no tricky questions, please. 1022 00:46:31,222 --> 00:46:32,657 - I wish you'd think this through. 1023 00:46:32,657 --> 00:46:34,059 - Okay, don't worry. 1024 00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,326 If I was good at anything when I was a kid, 1025 00:46:35,326 --> 00:46:36,727 it was climbing down trees. 1026 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,296 What could possibly go wrong? 1027 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:39,230 (window thuds) 1028 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,065 (yells) 1029 00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:42,500 (clattering) 1030 00:46:43,768 --> 00:46:45,236 (cat howls) 1031 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,772 (thuds) 1032 00:46:47,772 --> 00:46:50,876 (playful jazz music) 1033 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,150 (gasps) 1034 00:47:00,118 --> 00:47:03,154 (playful jazz music) 1035 00:47:07,959 --> 00:47:08,826 - He's running away. 1036 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:09,861 - He's running away. 1037 00:47:09,861 --> 00:47:11,829 - He is running away. 1038 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:16,001 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1039 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:21,639 (gasps) 1040 00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,942 (banging) 1041 00:47:23,942 --> 00:47:25,776 - [TCRS Man] Childers! 1042 00:47:27,645 --> 00:47:31,182 (banging) Childers, open this door! 1043 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,384 (clatters) 1044 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:37,555 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1045 00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,659 (engine rumbles) 1046 00:47:41,659 --> 00:47:43,328 (banging) 1047 00:47:43,328 --> 00:47:47,498 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1048 00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:05,383 (engine rumbles) (upbeat music) 1049 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:09,220 (singing in foreign language) 1050 00:48:10,855 --> 00:48:13,024 (banging) 1051 00:48:16,061 --> 00:48:18,063 (thuds) 1052 00:48:19,164 --> 00:48:21,399 (clatters) 1053 00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:29,240 (door thuds) 1054 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:37,815 (creaking) 1055 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,817 (thuds) 1056 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:45,690 (engine rumbles) (Christmas music) 1057 00:48:47,358 --> 00:48:51,529 (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) 1058 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:56,401 (Christmas music) 1059 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,372 (panting) 1060 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:07,545 (smooth jazz music) 1061 00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:31,002 (dramatic orchestral music) 1062 00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:33,071 - Oh, no. 1063 00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:38,143 (crow caws) (eerie orchestral music) 1064 00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:47,318 (gasping) 1065 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:49,020 (tires squeal) 1066 00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:51,322 - No panic, no panic. 1067 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,924 (engine rumbles) 1068 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:58,096 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1069 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,836 (panting) 1070 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:10,007 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1071 00:50:21,952 --> 00:50:24,021 (horn beeps) 1072 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:27,024 (smooth jazz music) 1073 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:34,365 (dramatic orchestral music) 1074 00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:48,879 Left at the tree of skulls. 1075 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:55,720 (crow caws) 1076 00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:59,390 (dramatic orchestral music) 1077 00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:04,262 (eerie orchestral music) 1078 00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:43,201 (crow caws) (yells) 1079 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:45,236 (yells) 1080 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:48,906 (dramatic orchestral music) 1081 00:52:13,731 --> 00:52:14,565 - Hello? 1082 00:52:16,033 --> 00:52:17,368 Is anybody here? 1083 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,306 Hello? 1084 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,443 Is anybody here? 1085 00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:28,713 (eerie dramatic music) 1086 00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:39,357 (gun clicks) 1087 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,062 - Have you got the money? 1088 00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,334 - [Toby] You brought the body? 1089 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:50,167 - Of course I have. 1090 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,135 - I have, too. 1091 00:52:51,135 --> 00:52:52,136 - [Edward] Show it to me. 1092 00:52:52,136 --> 00:52:53,704 - Show me yours first. 1093 00:52:53,704 --> 00:52:55,940 (whistles) 1094 00:52:57,475 --> 00:52:59,910 (gun clicks) 1095 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,720 So, where is he? 1096 00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:13,891 (dramatic eerie orchestral music) 1097 00:53:21,098 --> 00:53:23,100 (thuds) 1098 00:53:25,903 --> 00:53:28,906 (gentle jazz music) 1099 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:39,717 (eerie dramatic orchestral music) 1100 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:55,800 (rattling) 1101 00:53:56,701 --> 00:53:59,136 - I told you to come alone! 1102 00:53:59,136 --> 00:54:00,271 - He's just helpin' out. 1103 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:01,706 Such a good child. 1104 00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:06,043 Your corpse in immaculate condition. 1105 00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:07,445 - What is this? 1106 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:10,615 - That's the latest in medical bed, sir. 1107 00:54:10,615 --> 00:54:14,785 (light dramatic orchestral music) 1108 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:21,959 - [Boy] Help! 1109 00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:28,366 (dramatic music) 1110 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,277 - This is a complete lack of respect 1111 00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,479 for the dearly departed. 1112 00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:42,847 - On the contrary, it's very comfortable, 1113 00:54:42,847 --> 00:54:44,749 soft, springy, with cushions under the head, 1114 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:46,283 but at the same time big and solid. 1115 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,952 You could fit four people on here, 1116 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:49,954 and if you're interested, I can tell you that right now 1117 00:54:49,954 --> 00:54:52,557 it can be purchased for a fraction of the original cost, 1118 00:54:52,557 --> 00:54:53,491 which is-- 1119 00:54:53,491 --> 00:54:56,060 - What the hell's going on here? 1120 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,496 - I told you to stay at my home. 1121 00:54:58,496 --> 00:54:59,997 - I told you to come alone. 1122 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:01,932 - I told you not to drink so much. 1123 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,033 - [Man] What? 1124 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:07,605 (light dramatic music) 1125 00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:31,228 (crunching) (yelling) 1126 00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:35,400 (screaming) (crunching) 1127 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,905 (intense dramatic music) 1128 00:55:40,905 --> 00:55:43,073 (screams) 1129 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:47,645 - Are you trying to screw everything up, huh? 1130 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,313 I came here to get Fakir. 1131 00:55:49,313 --> 00:55:50,715 - What's he doing in a graveyard? 1132 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,349 - What do people normally do at a graveyard? 1133 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,685 (screaming) 1134 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,655 - I ain't got no cat! 1135 00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:58,489 - What? 1136 00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,091 - What? 1137 00:56:01,091 --> 00:56:02,159 - You burned all the cats, no more cats! 1138 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:03,360 - Don't need any cats! 1139 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,062 - Cat, cat, ah! 1140 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,296 - I can make you a rabbit. 1141 00:56:06,296 --> 00:56:07,832 Still good for a sacrifice, right? 1142 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:10,267 Almost a cat, right? 1143 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:12,036 - A rabbit, I'll bring you a rabbit! 1144 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:13,471 Just, 1145 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:14,972 just don't, 1146 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:18,042 just don't open any more graves! 1147 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,143 - Hold him! 1148 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,211 (shouts) 1149 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:26,717 - Okay, I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. 1150 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:29,587 Do I really have to spell it out? 1151 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:30,387 He's, 1152 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:35,125 he's just, he's having an affair. 1153 00:56:35,125 --> 00:56:36,393 - An affair? 1154 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,763 - Yeah, he's quite the ladies man. 1155 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:41,899 How do you think he got his nickname? 1156 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:42,733 - Fuh-kir 1157 00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:48,238 (smooth jazz music) 1158 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,507 Right. 1159 00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:52,743 (dramatic organ music) 1160 00:56:58,549 --> 00:56:59,383 - Alexei. 1161 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:05,155 (dramatic organ music) 1162 00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:14,231 - What's Keating doing here? 1163 00:57:17,735 --> 00:57:18,769 - Didn't I tell you? 1164 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,270 - [TCRS Man] No. 1165 00:57:20,270 --> 00:57:22,106 - Oh, must've slipped my mind. 1166 00:57:22,106 --> 00:57:22,940 He's, 1167 00:57:24,542 --> 00:57:25,375 he's a, 1168 00:57:27,311 --> 00:57:29,480 he's a love interest. 1169 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:32,016 - Whose love interest? 1170 00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:32,850 - What do you think? 1171 00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,018 Fakir's love interest. 1172 00:57:34,018 --> 00:57:34,952 - Fakir is? 1173 00:57:39,757 --> 00:57:41,225 - Do you believe it? 1174 00:57:41,225 --> 00:57:43,661 I mean, what's the world coming to? 1175 00:57:43,661 --> 00:57:47,832 (dramatic somber orchestral music) 1176 00:58:06,450 --> 00:58:08,085 - [Kamila] Alexei? 1177 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:10,855 (dramatic music) 1178 00:58:12,356 --> 00:58:13,658 - Oh, you made it. 1179 00:58:13,658 --> 00:58:15,225 - Sure I have. 1180 00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,227 - He said you wouldn't be able to make it. 1181 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:18,596 - Who said so? 1182 00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:19,664 - [Child] Al. 1183 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:21,365 - Al. 1184 00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:25,369 You're quite intimate, aren't you? 1185 00:58:25,369 --> 00:58:27,204 He'd better well make it! 1186 00:58:27,204 --> 00:58:29,840 I didn't take the oysters with me. 1187 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:30,741 - Oysters? 1188 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:32,276 - Where is he? 1189 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,911 - Al! 1190 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:36,313 - And what's with the gurney? 1191 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:40,217 - Oh, that's actually a custom fit ergonomic 1192 00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:42,519 medical bed, which you won't believe, 1193 00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:43,954 but you can have it for a fraction of its original cost, 1194 00:58:43,954 --> 00:58:44,822 which is-- 1195 00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,256 - Who's the man on it? 1196 00:58:46,256 --> 00:58:47,457 - There's no man on it. 1197 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,593 - Yes, there is. 1198 00:58:48,593 --> 00:58:50,427 - It's not a man. 1199 00:58:50,427 --> 00:58:51,862 - [TCRS Man] Who is it then? 1200 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,431 - It's, uh, he's, he's a woman. 1201 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,935 It's actually, it's a woman on the bed, 1202 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,604 the gurney, the medical bed. 1203 00:58:59,604 --> 00:59:01,238 - [TCRS Man] What's she doing here? 1204 00:59:01,238 --> 00:59:02,439 - Just lying around, I guess. 1205 00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:03,273 - Why? 1206 00:59:05,743 --> 00:59:06,811 - I can't tell you. 1207 00:59:06,811 --> 00:59:08,345 - Damn it, I said why! 1208 00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:12,416 - Okay, okay, 'kay, 'kay, okay, okay, I'm just 1209 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,818 g-g-g-getting it. 1210 00:59:18,856 --> 00:59:19,957 There, there. 1211 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:24,428 (dramatic music) 1212 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:31,468 (dramatic organ music) 1213 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,017 - Well this is nothing but an old invoice. 1214 00:59:47,017 --> 00:59:49,019 (thuds) 1215 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:51,922 It's an old invoice. 1216 00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:53,791 - Oh, sorry, sorry. 1217 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:55,559 It's the wrong thing. 1218 00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,263 That. 1219 01:00:03,834 --> 01:00:04,669 - Ah, 1220 01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:07,271 your library card. 1221 01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:14,044 - I'm sorry, I don't have any other ideas. 1222 01:00:14,044 --> 01:00:16,046 (thuds) 1223 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:25,589 I really am a pacifist. 1224 01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:27,825 I think it's time to start panicking now. 1225 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:31,996 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1226 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,732 - Sorry, ssh! (yells) 1227 01:00:34,732 --> 01:00:35,933 It's me! 1228 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,267 - Okay, I have seen less people at Woodstock. 1229 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:38,602 - Don't do anything stupid. 1230 01:00:38,602 --> 01:00:39,503 Now give me that gun. 1231 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:40,470 - No, but, I have to-- 1232 01:00:40,470 --> 01:00:42,006 - You don't have to do anything! 1233 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:42,840 You haven't killed one yet, and I won't let you do it. 1234 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:44,141 Now give me that gun! 1235 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,912 - Ah, you know what? 1236 01:00:47,912 --> 01:00:51,148 I need to be more assertive in this marriage. 1237 01:00:51,148 --> 01:00:53,483 - At least once in your life you could do something for me! 1238 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:54,785 (crow caws) 1239 01:00:54,785 --> 01:00:56,453 - Al, the organ player's here. 1240 01:00:56,453 --> 01:00:59,757 - No, no, no, no, I don't do organ players any more. 1241 01:00:59,757 --> 01:01:01,391 Secretaries and dentists neither. 1242 01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,127 We talk about teacher. 1243 01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:06,096 - No teachers tonight, tomorrow. 1244 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:08,733 - You've got another thing tomorrow? 1245 01:01:08,733 --> 01:01:10,567 - It's pretty much the same thing. 1246 01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:11,668 - But you're welcome to stay and watch, 1247 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:13,503 just no interruptions. 1248 01:01:16,841 --> 01:01:20,244 - Once in my life, once, once in my life! 1249 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,047 You know, what about the Sunday vegan dinners 1250 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:24,849 at your parents' that you made me go to? 1251 01:01:24,849 --> 01:01:26,083 - Oh, don't start that again. 1252 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,151 I've had it, I've totally had it! 1253 01:01:27,151 --> 01:01:28,919 - That's it! 1254 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:30,087 I've had enough. 1255 01:01:30,087 --> 01:01:31,255 - You've had enough, you know what? 1256 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:32,456 It's me who's had enough, okay? 1257 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:34,424 Do you think I'm havin' the time of my life? 1258 01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:37,261 Do you think I even mildly enjoy pan roasted tofu 1259 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:39,229 in a hazelnut foam with an avocado mousse? 1260 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,397 - You have a problem with my cooking? 1261 01:01:40,397 --> 01:01:42,132 - Do you have a problem with yourself? 1262 01:01:42,132 --> 01:01:43,433 - I'm having a problem with you! 1263 01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,434 - You have a problem with me? 1264 01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:45,970 You have a problem with me? 1265 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:48,572 - Maybe I can get this part of me of party last week, 1266 01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:52,109 but what I see here, it just sick! 1267 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:53,577 - There's no understanding! 1268 01:01:53,577 --> 01:01:56,146 No empathy, no care on your part. 1269 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,982 - And you know what else in the bedroom-- 1270 01:01:57,982 --> 01:02:00,184 - Department, a complete lack of interest! 1271 01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:01,551 - On whose part? 1272 01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:03,053 - I have no need to criticize myself in that area. 1273 01:02:03,053 --> 01:02:05,355 - Ah, maybe you should ask my opinion on that one, mister! 1274 01:02:05,355 --> 01:02:06,356 - Mister? 1275 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:07,792 - Yes. - Okay, listen, lady! 1276 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,259 I've been asking your opinion all my married life 1277 01:02:09,259 --> 01:02:11,528 and three years before that, and I'm tired of it! 1278 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:13,697 Okay, I am gonna tell you what I think, 1279 01:02:13,697 --> 01:02:15,866 and there is a four letter word to describe you, 1280 01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:17,935 and, you know what, it's called cold! 1281 01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:18,869 - Cold! 1282 01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:20,070 - C-O-L-D, cold! - Me, cold? 1283 01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:21,438 - Yeah, you're cold, okay, and don't act like 1284 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:22,873 you don't know what it means. 1285 01:02:22,873 --> 01:02:24,474 - You're like that one popsicle that's been in the freezer 1286 01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,343 for so long it just loses all its flavor. 1287 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,611 - Oh? 1288 01:02:27,611 --> 01:02:28,846 - Maybe you need some more of that wonderful 1289 01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,380 marriage counseling you love so much. 1290 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:31,581 - You know what, I thought that might be beneficial! 1291 01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:33,017 You know that it might actually help us. 1292 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:35,519 - So we wouldn't need to spend our nights jumping 1293 01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,721 from one devastated marriage to another 1294 01:02:37,721 --> 01:02:40,257 eating caramelized Spanish flies, ginger juice, 1295 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,525 and strawberries. 1296 01:02:41,525 --> 01:02:42,659 - And don't act like you weren't into it, 1297 01:02:42,659 --> 01:02:44,161 you and your copious note taking. 1298 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:45,695 - Oh, I wasn't taking notes. 1299 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:47,297 I was actually thinking up new recipes. 1300 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:48,732 I was pretending to be interested. 1301 01:02:48,732 --> 01:02:50,600 I agreed to do it for you, I didn't need it. 1302 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,535 - That's funny. 1303 01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:52,569 That's so funny. 1304 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,004 - It's not funny anymore. 1305 01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:55,239 - No, it's hilarious. 1306 01:02:55,239 --> 01:02:57,975 - Look at me, I'm normal, healthy woman. 1307 01:02:57,975 --> 01:02:59,443 A loving-- 1308 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:00,444 - And supporting wife, I don't understand how you can-- 1309 01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,611 - Treat me the way you do. 1310 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,080 - I treat you with respect! 1311 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,282 - I don't want respect, Toby, I'm a woman for God sake! 1312 01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,116 I want-- 1313 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,351 - Romance? 1314 01:03:07,351 --> 01:03:08,819 - Why not, among other things. - Ah, yeah? 1315 01:03:08,819 --> 01:03:09,753 Is that what you were cookin' up with that chap 1316 01:03:09,753 --> 01:03:10,988 with the fake English accent 1317 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:12,256 and the blinding white false teeth? 1318 01:03:12,256 --> 01:03:14,992 - How could you even tell me that 1319 01:03:14,992 --> 01:03:17,561 at that alien invasion party, 1320 01:03:17,561 --> 01:03:20,730 Princess Leia in bikini could tear your own murder me dress 1321 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:23,133 like Scarlett Johansson, huh? 1322 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:26,536 And this grin granny was hitting on you. 1323 01:03:26,536 --> 01:03:28,405 - He was just a cooking class friend. 1324 01:03:28,405 --> 01:03:31,575 - Oh, yeah, what kind of guy with any sense of manliness 1325 01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:33,110 attends a cooking class? 1326 01:03:33,110 --> 01:03:35,045 Okay, you know what, I saw how you were staring at him 1327 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:37,514 all night, laughing at his ridiculous jokes. 1328 01:03:37,514 --> 01:03:39,516 - I was, because yours really aren't funny, Toby. 1329 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:41,318 - Oh, actually mine are killingly funny. 1330 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,053 I'm a funny American guy! 1331 01:03:43,053 --> 01:03:44,654 - Okay, make me laugh. 1332 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,123 Tell me a joke for once in your life. 1333 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:46,957 - So, 1334 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:50,294 I, 1335 01:03:52,129 --> 01:03:52,963 I, 1336 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,800 you know, don't change the subject on me! 1337 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,436 - And tonight you wanted to leave me all alone 1338 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:02,172 back at that accountant's and got everyone 1339 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,874 to come over here secretly. 1340 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:05,842 Don't deny it. 1341 01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:06,676 Don't. 1342 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:12,316 I got your secret letter. 1343 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:17,821 Cemetery at midnight. 1344 01:04:17,821 --> 01:04:18,989 It's all here. 1345 01:04:20,757 --> 01:04:22,092 The party's over. 1346 01:04:22,092 --> 01:04:22,927 Go home. 1347 01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:26,563 How old are you, anyway? 1348 01:04:26,563 --> 01:04:28,432 You should be cramming for exams, 1349 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:29,466 not looking for a bit of-- 1350 01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:31,435 - But this is for school. 1351 01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,137 The Shakespeare National Contest. 1352 01:04:33,137 --> 01:04:34,038 - Heard about it? 1353 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:35,639 Starts tomorrow. 1354 01:04:35,639 --> 01:04:37,574 - We're practicing in the cemetery to soak up the ambiance. 1355 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:41,178 - Shakespeare was all about blood and guts. 1356 01:04:43,981 --> 01:04:45,349 (mask clatters) 1357 01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,284 - Who the hell are you? 1358 01:04:47,284 --> 01:04:48,318 - I'm Hecate. 1359 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:49,153 - I'm the witch. 1360 01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:49,987 - I'm Macbeth. 1361 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,188 - I'm King Duncan. 1362 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:52,389 - Please, ma'am, don't send us home. 1363 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,690 - [Kid] Yes, please. 1364 01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,359 - This is really important. - Oh, please. 1365 01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:56,760 - Please. 1366 01:04:56,760 --> 01:04:57,694 - Come on, pretty please. - Please, please. 1367 01:04:57,694 --> 01:04:58,728 - [All Kids] Please, please. 1368 01:04:58,728 --> 01:05:00,264 - Please don't send us home. 1369 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,498 It starts tomorrow. - Please. 1370 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:02,832 - We really need to practice, please. 1371 01:05:02,832 --> 01:05:04,701 - [All Kids] Please. 1372 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:08,372 (dramatic orchestral music) 1373 01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:15,412 - Do you even remember the last time you kissed me? 1374 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,714 - Oh, it's really hard to kiss a walking set of binders, 1375 01:05:17,714 --> 01:05:19,816 sharpened pencils, and chronologically arranged invoices 1376 01:05:19,816 --> 01:05:21,485 all rolled into one! 1377 01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:26,756 - That might be the cruelest thing you've ever said to me. 1378 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,893 You know, I am done with this conversation. 1379 01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:31,561 - I'm just starting! 1380 01:05:31,561 --> 01:05:34,331 (dramatic music) 1381 01:05:39,869 --> 01:05:43,040 - Women, okay, whoever invented women? 1382 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:46,576 If that's even his real name. 1383 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,812 (soft talking) (dramatic music) 1384 01:05:48,812 --> 01:05:51,081 Is it really that bad that I'm organized? 1385 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:52,716 That, you know, I like to keep my shoes 1386 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,917 in a neat little row, 1387 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:56,786 or that I like to color coordinate my socks? 1388 01:05:56,786 --> 01:06:01,591 (soft talking) (dramatic music) 1389 01:06:01,591 --> 01:06:02,826 Or that maybe I just prefer 1390 01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,428 the original number two sharpened pencils? 1391 01:06:04,428 --> 01:06:06,063 - All right, that's enough. 1392 01:06:06,063 --> 01:06:07,564 Where's the money? 1393 01:06:08,932 --> 01:06:10,067 - Where's my car? 1394 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,301 - I beg your pardon? 1395 01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:13,137 - Yeah, you stole my body and my car. 1396 01:06:13,137 --> 01:06:15,372 Okay, the body's right here, so where's my car? 1397 01:06:15,372 --> 01:06:17,807 - We take the car as a bonus! 1398 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:20,777 - What are you, nuts? 1399 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:23,013 I need that car. 1400 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,481 I use that car every day to go to work. 1401 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,117 You know what, if I don't get that car, in this traffic, 1402 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,352 it could be murder. 1403 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,454 - Are you attemptin' to be humorous? 1404 01:06:30,454 --> 01:06:31,955 I thought you were a serious client. 1405 01:06:31,955 --> 01:06:34,091 I'm cancellin' the transaction. 1406 01:06:34,091 --> 01:06:36,426 Son, take the expired persona and go! 1407 01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:38,328 We'll deliver the unfortunate cadaver 1408 01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:42,232 to the proper authorities with your documents. 1409 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:45,569 (suspenseful orchestral music) 1410 01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,804 (clicking) 1411 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:53,310 (gun fires) 1412 01:06:53,310 --> 01:06:54,744 (groans) 1413 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:58,348 (playfully dramatic music) 1414 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:02,686 (yells) 1415 01:07:05,689 --> 01:07:07,124 - You killed him! 1416 01:07:08,658 --> 01:07:11,495 - You actually killed him? 1417 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,597 - You whacked Dad! 1418 01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:14,431 (clicking) 1419 01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:16,933 (fleshy thud) 1420 01:07:23,173 --> 01:07:24,574 Murderers! 1421 01:07:24,574 --> 01:07:28,245 (dramatic orchestral music) 1422 01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:35,051 (groaning) 1423 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:35,885 - Toby! 1424 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:40,124 (groaning and grunting) 1425 01:07:49,366 --> 01:07:51,067 (yelling) 1426 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:55,239 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1427 01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:58,342 Toby! 1428 01:08:01,044 --> 01:08:03,280 (grunting) 1429 01:08:08,352 --> 01:08:10,520 (panting) 1430 01:08:17,327 --> 01:08:21,498 (yelling) (playfully dramatic music) 1431 01:08:23,633 --> 01:08:26,803 - [Toby] Gimme that, give, give, give it! 1432 01:08:26,803 --> 01:08:30,974 (yelling) (dramatic music) 1433 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:39,983 (panting) 1434 01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,220 - [Man With Beard] Veronica! 1435 01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:44,554 Wake the parson! 1436 01:08:46,390 --> 01:08:49,226 - Get lost, Eddie, there is no wine left. 1437 01:08:49,226 --> 01:08:51,094 The reverend had guests. 1438 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:53,096 - Do your best to wake him up. 1439 01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:54,998 The satanists are back! 1440 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,469 (exciting dramatic music) 1441 01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:07,911 (yelling) (grunting) 1442 01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:13,283 (exciting dramatic music) 1443 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:28,965 (groaning) 1444 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:39,175 (panting) (dramatic orchestral music) 1445 01:09:42,312 --> 01:09:43,247 - Oh, shit. 1446 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:49,853 (exciting dramatic music) (yelling) 1447 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,859 (gun fires) 1448 01:09:57,361 --> 01:10:00,864 (exciting dramatic music) 1449 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:10,374 - You ruined the tree of skulls! 1450 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:14,043 (dramatic orchestral music) 1451 01:10:16,913 --> 01:10:17,814 (yells) 1452 01:10:17,814 --> 01:10:19,616 (thuds) 1453 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:23,787 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1454 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,595 (sirens wail) 1455 01:10:31,595 --> 01:10:33,697 (thuds) (groans) 1456 01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:36,199 (sirens wail) 1457 01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:46,109 - [Cop] The cemetery is surrounded. 1458 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,211 Everybody stay where you are. 1459 01:10:48,211 --> 01:10:49,379 Police orders. 1460 01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:52,716 (sirens wail) Nobody move! 1461 01:10:52,716 --> 01:10:56,520 - [Cop] This way, this way, over here, over here! 1462 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,187 (dogs bark) (gasps) 1463 01:10:58,187 --> 01:11:00,957 - [Cop] I said move, move, get out of the way, man! 1464 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:03,893 (helicopter whirs) 1465 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:10,367 - [Cop] Come on, go, go, go! 1466 01:11:10,367 --> 01:11:12,469 (groans) 1467 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:18,608 (police radio chatter) 1468 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,377 - [Cop] Do not move! 1469 01:11:20,377 --> 01:11:22,379 (police radio chatter) 1470 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:24,213 - The fuzz, here! 1471 01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,449 Oh God! 1472 01:11:25,449 --> 01:11:28,518 - [Cop] Hey, hey, get back here! 1473 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:29,786 - [Cop] Move! 1474 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,321 (exciting dramatic music) 1475 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,857 - [Cop] Here's another one! 1476 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:35,625 - [Cop] Don't move, in the hat! 1477 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,160 Get your hands up. 1478 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,261 - [Cop] Show me your hands! 1479 01:11:38,261 --> 01:11:39,295 Now, your hands! 1480 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:40,430 - This way, this way. - Sonia! 1481 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:41,931 - [Cop] Keep it moving, keep it moving. 1482 01:11:41,931 --> 01:11:43,066 - [Cop] Devil worshipers, we got 'em all over New York 1483 01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,334 these days. 1484 01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:45,569 - [Cop] Don't look them in the eyes! 1485 01:11:45,569 --> 01:11:47,671 - [Kid] Look, man, it's just Shakespeare. 1486 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:50,374 You know, he wrote poems and stuff. 1487 01:11:50,374 --> 01:11:53,877 (exciting dramatic music) 1488 01:11:55,278 --> 01:11:58,515 (groaning and gasping) 1489 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,552 - [Cop] Oi, stop, I see you! 1490 01:12:02,552 --> 01:12:03,487 - The gun! 1491 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,454 - [Cop] I said, I see you. 1492 01:12:04,454 --> 01:12:05,288 - The gun! 1493 01:12:05,288 --> 01:12:06,222 - What? 1494 01:12:06,222 --> 01:12:07,223 - Fakir's gun, where is it? 1495 01:12:07,223 --> 01:12:08,625 - [Cop] Yes, you. 1496 01:12:10,126 --> 01:12:10,994 - Get rid of it. 1497 01:12:10,994 --> 01:12:11,861 Get rid of it! 1498 01:12:11,861 --> 01:12:13,196 (grunts) 1499 01:12:13,196 --> 01:12:15,899 (suspenseful music) 1500 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,367 - [Cop] You're surrounded. 1501 01:12:17,367 --> 01:12:18,902 - Oh, no, I forgot to wipe the prints off of it! 1502 01:12:18,902 --> 01:12:19,736 - [Cop] Police! 1503 01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:21,371 Get down, hands up! 1504 01:12:21,371 --> 01:12:22,372 - [Melanie] No! 1505 01:12:22,372 --> 01:12:26,042 (dramatic orchestral music) 1506 01:12:27,877 --> 01:12:30,614 (water splashes) 1507 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:37,621 (dogs bark) 1508 01:12:37,621 --> 01:12:38,855 (crying) - [Cop] Cut it out, ma'am. 1509 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,123 (yells) Or I will handcuff you, 1510 01:12:40,123 --> 01:12:41,825 and you're not gonna like it! 1511 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:43,359 - [Man] Oh, yes, she will! 1512 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:45,028 Don't reach into your pockets! 1513 01:12:45,028 --> 01:12:46,262 - [Cop] Go, go. 1514 01:12:46,262 --> 01:12:48,164 - [Cops] Janet, what's the status? 1515 01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:50,133 - Well, well, well. - Clear! 1516 01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:51,167 - What a surprise. 1517 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,637 - [Cop] Who have we here? 1518 01:12:53,637 --> 01:12:55,338 - All right, nobody move! 1519 01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:57,741 (dogs bark) 1520 01:12:57,741 --> 01:13:00,910 (police radio chatter) 1521 01:13:04,848 --> 01:13:06,382 TCRS. 1522 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:07,383 - [Cop] What? 1523 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,217 - TCRS? 1524 01:13:09,586 --> 01:13:13,022 - And I'm taking back this investigation. 1525 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:15,158 - The dead guy. 1526 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,693 - What's the idea showin' up alive? 1527 01:13:16,693 --> 01:13:18,194 - That's a good question. 1528 01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:20,163 How can I show up alive 1529 01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:23,767 when this Miraslav Gunder, nickname Gunder, 1530 01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,104 sentenced me to death yesterday 1531 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:31,307 by ordering one of his thugs to shoot me dead. 1532 01:13:31,307 --> 01:13:33,543 - [Both] Yeah, how? 1533 01:13:33,543 --> 01:13:36,746 - Well, I guess I'm just another victim 1534 01:13:36,746 --> 01:13:40,484 of the merciless Polish vodka trade industry. 1535 01:13:41,685 --> 01:13:43,653 According to our statistics 1536 01:13:43,653 --> 01:13:46,656 96 lives were lost in the last two years. 1537 01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:50,927 79 of those lives at the hand of that man Gunder! 1538 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,295 - Can you prove this? 1539 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:54,063 - No, but I can prove something else 1540 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,466 from the very accounting records of Mr. Gunder, 1541 01:13:56,466 --> 01:13:58,868 who specializes bringing to America 1542 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,304 the world famous Polish vodka, 1543 01:14:02,939 --> 01:14:04,040 Sokolova. 1544 01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:05,475 - Wait a minute. 1545 01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:06,409 Who did you say you are? - Who did you say you are sir? 1546 01:14:06,409 --> 01:14:07,243 - TCRS! 1547 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:09,913 - TCR what? 1548 01:14:09,913 --> 01:14:10,747 - Hell if I know. 1549 01:14:10,747 --> 01:14:12,048 - [Cop] Feds, maybe? 1550 01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:15,384 - Tax Consultancy Reconciliation Services Limited. 1551 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,886 - Ah. 1552 01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:17,887 - Last year, 1553 01:14:19,723 --> 01:14:23,893 Mr. Gunder purchased 22,500 bottles of Sokolova Gold 1554 01:14:25,261 --> 01:14:29,933 premium label, of which 21,300 bottles were distributed 1555 01:14:29,933 --> 01:14:32,001 at a price of $36. 1556 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:34,070 16,154 bottles were sold. 1557 01:14:36,239 --> 01:14:39,308 That makes a grand total of $581,544. 1558 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:44,681 He only paid $28,226 in excise tax, 1559 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:50,419 instead of the $40,708 that was required. 1560 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:55,792 - Which means Gunder did not pay excise tax 1561 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:58,227 on 4,953 bottles of Sokolova. 1562 01:15:06,803 --> 01:15:08,772 That being said, gentlemen, 1563 01:15:08,772 --> 01:15:13,643 I order you in the name of TCRS to arrest that man 1564 01:15:13,643 --> 01:15:17,881 for tax fraud against the United States of America 1565 01:15:17,881 --> 01:15:19,983 in the amount of $12,482. 1566 01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:21,985 - [Cop] Damn. 1567 01:15:21,985 --> 01:15:23,252 - [Cop] 12,000? 1568 01:15:26,790 --> 01:15:27,724 - Not bad. 1569 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:30,126 - That's how they got Capone. 1570 01:15:31,127 --> 01:15:33,329 - Wa-Wait a second. 1571 01:15:33,329 --> 01:15:37,500 I'm sure my accountant will be able explain everything. 1572 01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:43,339 - Me? 1573 01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:45,675 - What did I hire you for? 1574 01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:48,111 - Well, to be perfectly honest you actually hired me-- 1575 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:49,512 - Get to it! 1576 01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:51,180 - Okay, okay. 1577 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,950 - You know I'm not good with numbers. 1578 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:55,551 - But I am, Gunder. 1579 01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:58,554 I've checked it all out. 1580 01:15:58,554 --> 01:15:59,889 You're finished. 1581 01:16:05,361 --> 01:16:07,764 - Did you check article 43.16 1582 01:16:09,733 --> 01:16:11,701 of the Goods and Services Tax Act? 1583 01:16:11,701 --> 01:16:12,902 - Excuse me? 1584 01:16:12,902 --> 01:16:16,305 - For donations for nonprofit organizations. 1585 01:16:16,305 --> 01:16:18,074 - Oh, that's got nothing to do with it. 1586 01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:20,509 - Actually it does, 'cause you're claim ignores the fact 1587 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:24,681 that 4,953 bottles of Sokolova were donated by Mr. Gunder 1588 01:16:26,249 --> 01:16:28,985 to several nonprofit organizations, 1589 01:16:28,985 --> 01:16:31,888 including, uh, two police stations. 1590 01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,090 - [Cop] Oh, I remember that. 1591 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:36,359 - One US Customs Enforcement Agency, 1592 01:16:36,359 --> 01:16:37,193 the mayor's office. 1593 01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,027 - Yeah. 1594 01:16:38,027 --> 01:16:39,495 - One Polish bathhouse, 1595 01:16:39,495 --> 01:16:42,932 and an undisclosed clinic that Mr. Gunder 1596 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:47,671 was operated on for a severe case of hemorrhoids. 1597 01:16:47,671 --> 01:16:49,505 (muffled chuckling) 1598 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:51,107 - That's irrelevant. 1599 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:52,876 Donations are not exempt from tax 1600 01:16:52,876 --> 01:16:57,580 according to article five of the US taxation code. 1601 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,815 - You're right. 1602 01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:07,190 - In the name of TCRS, I order you-- 1603 01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:10,694 - But did you check article 10 of that same code? 1604 01:17:10,694 --> 01:17:14,297 In the case of donations, the taxable base 1605 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:17,033 is actually the price of the given goods 1606 01:17:17,033 --> 01:17:19,168 that are bought and not sold, 1607 01:17:19,168 --> 01:17:22,205 and, therefore, since every bottle of Sokolova 1608 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,708 wholesales for $23 that would be, uh, 1609 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,209 for 4,953 bottles. 1610 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:29,378 You carry the one, 1611 01:17:29,378 --> 01:17:33,549 $113,919, and of course if you add the 7% excise tax 1612 01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:37,186 that would make it, uh, 1613 01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:40,356 $7,974 1614 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:46,963 and 33 cents. 1615 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:50,433 And this exact amount was paid in full April 22nd 1616 01:17:50,433 --> 01:17:54,337 as is in line with this attached documentation. 1617 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,438 - Impossible. 1618 01:17:56,272 --> 01:17:57,506 That's impossible! 1619 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,977 - Okay, it's, it's actually quite possible 1620 01:18:00,977 --> 01:18:03,713 and very, very, very accountable. 1621 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:10,219 - I knew I could count on you, boy. 1622 01:18:10,219 --> 01:18:11,721 - [Cop] He's innocent, I guess. 1623 01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:13,122 - Thank you, sir. 1624 01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:16,926 - Am I free to go, officers? 1625 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,763 - Boss, I think you're free to go. 1626 01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,508 Back to playing with the bodies. 1627 01:18:32,508 --> 01:18:34,844 - Playing with the bodies? 1628 01:18:34,844 --> 01:18:37,446 - Yeah, it's just Mr. Gunder's secret private initiative. 1629 01:18:37,446 --> 01:18:39,315 It's purely entertainment purposes. 1630 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:40,349 No one gets hurt. 1631 01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:41,484 - What's the idea now? 1632 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:42,752 - Sir, this is a free country. 1633 01:18:42,752 --> 01:18:44,587 Everybody has the right to spend their nights 1634 01:18:44,587 --> 01:18:46,055 they way they want to. 1635 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,357 - Unless other participants aren't willin' and able. 1636 01:18:48,357 --> 01:18:49,759 - You got that right. 1637 01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:52,461 - I don't know what, what he's talking about. 1638 01:18:52,461 --> 01:18:54,130 - Okay, please, officers, he just tells me 1639 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:57,300 it's just an innocent graveyard party. 1640 01:18:58,201 --> 01:18:59,869 - Don't listen to him. 1641 01:18:59,869 --> 01:19:02,005 He's just stupid accountant. 1642 01:19:02,005 --> 01:19:03,539 I'm a businessman. 1643 01:19:03,539 --> 01:19:05,641 - No, he's not! 1644 01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,643 I saw him digging up graves. 1645 01:19:07,643 --> 01:19:08,577 - Really? 1646 01:19:08,577 --> 01:19:10,313 - [Man] Did he say graves? 1647 01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:11,680 - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1648 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,049 You have to dig up the bodies 1649 01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:15,651 before you can dress up the bodies. 1650 01:19:15,651 --> 01:19:17,753 - Engaging corpses in night games 1651 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,455 of a highly dubious nature. 1652 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:20,423 - Especially in a cemetery. 1653 01:19:20,423 --> 01:19:21,958 - Is illegal in this country. 1654 01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:23,759 Hands behind your back. 1655 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,630 (playfully dramatic orchestral music) 1656 01:19:27,630 --> 01:19:28,564 - [Cop] Watch it! 1657 01:19:28,564 --> 01:19:29,732 (yelling) 1658 01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:30,699 - [Cop] He's got a gun 1659 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:31,801 - [Cop] He's got a gun! 1660 01:19:31,801 --> 01:19:32,902 - Drop the gun now! - Freeze! 1661 01:19:32,902 --> 01:19:33,903 (gun fires) 1662 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:35,204 - [Cop] Man down! 1663 01:19:35,204 --> 01:19:36,672 - [Man] Run away, run away! 1664 01:19:36,672 --> 01:19:38,674 Out of the jaws of hell! - Freeze! 1665 01:19:38,674 --> 01:19:40,810 (guns fire) 1666 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:44,380 (playfully dramatic music) 1667 01:19:46,582 --> 01:19:50,753 (guns fire) (exciting dramatic music) 1668 01:19:56,525 --> 01:19:59,095 - [Cop] Heading northeast on foot. 1669 01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:01,530 - [Cop] Stop, stop right now! 1670 01:20:01,530 --> 01:20:03,166 Drop the gun, Gunder! 1671 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,400 I will shoot! (gun fires) 1672 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:06,769 - [Cop] Let's do it, guys, go, go, go, go! 1673 01:20:06,769 --> 01:20:08,204 Come on, come on! 1674 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:14,243 (gasping) 1675 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,246 (suspenseful music) 1676 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,502 (gun fires) 1677 01:20:41,037 --> 01:20:43,372 (splashing) 1678 01:20:48,644 --> 01:20:51,514 (grunts) 1679 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:53,216 - You're under arrest! 1680 01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:54,783 You have the right to remain silent. 1681 01:20:54,783 --> 01:20:56,585 Anything you say or do can and will be used against you 1682 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:57,820 in the court of law. - Somebody call the ambulance! 1683 01:20:57,820 --> 01:20:59,055 - You have the right to an attorney. 1684 01:20:59,055 --> 01:21:00,256 If you cannot afford one, 1685 01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,724 the state will provide one for you. 1686 01:21:01,724 --> 01:21:03,626 Do you understand these rights? 1687 01:21:03,626 --> 01:21:05,194 - [Cop] We need a medic. 1688 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:06,195 - [Cop] Do you? 1689 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,396 - [Gunder] Yes! 1690 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,231 - Toby. 1691 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,435 - Poor bastard. 1692 01:21:15,504 --> 01:21:19,008 (gentle orchestral music) 1693 01:21:27,650 --> 01:21:28,484 - No. 1694 01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:32,188 No. 1695 01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:35,691 (somber orchestral music) 1696 01:21:56,445 --> 01:22:01,284 (splashing) (gasping) 1697 01:22:01,284 --> 01:22:04,787 (gentle orchestral music) 1698 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:35,318 Oh! 1699 01:22:39,122 --> 01:22:41,690 Don't ever do that to me again. 1700 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:45,894 - I don't really plan to. 1701 01:22:54,337 --> 01:22:56,372 (gasps) 1702 01:22:56,372 --> 01:22:58,807 Gentlemen, save him! 1703 01:22:58,807 --> 01:23:00,309 He saved my life! 1704 01:23:00,309 --> 01:23:02,545 He shielded me with his body! 1705 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:03,412 - Who? 1706 01:23:03,412 --> 01:23:05,281 - [Toby] Fakir! 1707 01:23:05,281 --> 01:23:06,882 - Who's Fakir? 1708 01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:08,117 - Alexei Fakir. 1709 01:23:12,288 --> 01:23:15,991 (crow caws) (dramatic music) 1710 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,394 - Let's go, keep it movin'. 1711 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:19,362 - Oh, yeah. 1712 01:23:19,362 --> 01:23:20,196 - [Cop] Move it. 1713 01:23:20,196 --> 01:23:21,230 - He's dead? 1714 01:23:21,230 --> 01:23:23,966 Like, real dead, cold-stone, 1715 01:23:23,966 --> 01:23:25,201 seriously? - Well, I'm no expert, 1716 01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:26,869 but he looks pretty dead to me, lady. 1717 01:23:26,869 --> 01:23:28,104 - I did nothing. 1718 01:23:28,104 --> 01:23:31,006 I even wired my tax deceleration. 1719 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:33,476 - I told you Shakespeare's bad luck. 1720 01:23:33,476 --> 01:23:35,211 My brother flunked English when they asked him 1721 01:23:35,211 --> 01:23:37,880 about that depressed Danish guy. 1722 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,586 - [Cop] Shut up. 1723 01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:47,090 (gentle orchestral music) 1724 01:23:53,396 --> 01:23:55,331 - So his villa is mine? 1725 01:23:57,766 --> 01:24:00,836 And the apartment in St. Bart? 1726 01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:03,606 And the ranch in Wyoming? 1727 01:24:03,606 --> 01:24:05,108 (crying) 1728 01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:08,043 - [Cop] Hey, you got a pack of smokes there, Charlie? 1729 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:11,547 (gentle orchestral music) 1730 01:25:01,364 --> 01:25:03,432 - [Man] Hey, wait for me! 1731 01:25:04,800 --> 01:25:06,802 - Congratulations, never thought I'd meet an accountant 1732 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:08,437 with such brains. 1733 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:12,608 How'd you like a nice, comfy, well-paid job with TCRS? 1734 01:25:16,645 --> 01:25:18,414 - I'm fine with that. 1735 01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:23,686 As long as you will work as an accountant 1736 01:25:23,686 --> 01:25:25,388 and not a hitman. 1737 01:25:25,388 --> 01:25:28,891 (gentle orchestral music) 1738 01:25:30,226 --> 01:25:31,627 - It's a promise. 1739 01:25:36,265 --> 01:25:37,700 - All right then. 1740 01:25:39,268 --> 01:25:41,204 Call you tomorrow. 1741 01:25:41,204 --> 01:25:42,705 Merry Christmas. 1742 01:25:42,705 --> 01:25:44,973 - [Man] Cowards die many times before their death. 1743 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:47,343 The valiant never taste of death but once. 1744 01:25:47,343 --> 01:25:50,413 - [Man] Go on, shut that Shakespeare! 1745 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:54,883 - So, about our conversation? 1746 01:25:56,219 --> 01:25:57,586 (smacking) Oh! 1747 01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:59,755 - That's for all the lies. 1748 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:06,028 (gentle orchestral music) 1749 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,165 And that's for not dying on me. 1750 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:11,500 - Sorry to disturb. 1751 01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,335 - Ah! 1752 01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:14,002 I thought you were-- 1753 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:14,837 - Dead! 1754 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:16,171 - Yeah. 1755 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,574 - Yeah, I should be. 1756 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,209 Gunder shot me. 1757 01:26:20,209 --> 01:26:21,043 - Oh. 1758 01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,946 Luckily he missed. 1759 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,781 - No, he didn't. 1760 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:28,183 Got me straight in the kisser. 1761 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:30,319 Weird, isn't it? 1762 01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:32,721 The gun had blanks in it. 1763 01:26:32,721 --> 01:26:33,556 - Ah. 1764 01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:41,830 - Now how could Gunder have killed Fakir with blanks? 1765 01:26:42,665 --> 01:26:44,867 - I don't really know. 1766 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:47,370 (gasps) 1767 01:26:47,370 --> 01:26:49,505 (crow caws) 1768 01:26:49,505 --> 01:26:51,307 I really don't know about these things, 1769 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:53,041 'cause I'm an accountant, you know? 1770 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,244 You know what I think is there's probably a big promotion 1771 01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:57,980 in it for you, you know, for putting away Gunder. 1772 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:58,881 Oh no! 1773 01:26:58,881 --> 01:27:00,483 (gasps) 1774 01:27:00,483 --> 01:27:02,385 You know what, it'd be a shame to waste it! 1775 01:27:02,385 --> 01:27:03,719 It really would. 1776 01:27:05,921 --> 01:27:07,022 Really would. 1777 01:27:10,192 --> 01:27:13,962 - Just pray that the gun which really shot Fakir 1778 01:27:13,962 --> 01:27:15,230 won't be found. 1779 01:27:18,233 --> 01:27:19,067 Yeah? 1780 01:27:20,202 --> 01:27:23,806 (playfully dramatic music) 1781 01:27:35,551 --> 01:27:37,453 (gasps) 1782 01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:39,455 (clanking) 1783 01:27:39,455 --> 01:27:43,058 (playfully dramatic music) 1784 01:27:58,206 --> 01:27:59,708 - Shootin' angels. 1785 01:28:04,580 --> 01:28:07,182 What'll they come up with next? 1786 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,657 (smooth rhythmic music) 1787 01:28:19,227 --> 01:28:23,399 ♪ One little taste and then I might 1788 01:28:24,433 --> 01:28:28,337 ♪ Follow you to heaven 1789 01:28:28,337 --> 01:28:33,008 ♪ One little taste and you're my tiger 1790 01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:36,111 ♪ You got me burning 1791 01:28:38,080 --> 01:28:42,785 ♪ Now I'm gonna let you show me 1792 01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:46,589 ♪ Everything you want from me 1793 01:28:46,589 --> 01:28:49,057 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1794 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:53,061 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1795 01:28:55,898 --> 01:29:00,068 ♪ One little taste can take me where 1796 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:04,907 ♪ I'm falling into heaven 1797 01:29:04,907 --> 01:29:09,545 ♪ One little taste and you're my tiger 1798 01:29:09,545 --> 01:29:12,715 ♪ You got me yearning 1799 01:29:14,783 --> 01:29:19,354 ♪ Never have I felt a love like this 1800 01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:23,191 ♪ Now I linger for your touch 1801 01:29:23,191 --> 01:29:25,861 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1802 01:29:25,861 --> 01:29:29,865 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1803 01:29:33,068 --> 01:29:37,506 ♪ All you have to do is lead me there 1804 01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:41,009 ♪ And I'll go all the way 1805 01:29:42,244 --> 01:29:46,715 ♪ It won't take much just a little touch 1806 01:29:46,715 --> 01:29:50,052 ♪ I'm ready now to play 1807 01:29:50,919 --> 01:29:53,088 ♪ One little taste 1808 01:29:53,088 --> 01:29:55,458 ♪ One little rush 1809 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:59,828 ♪ Just a little bit of heaven 1810 01:29:59,828 --> 01:30:04,567 ♪ One little taste is not too much 1811 01:30:04,567 --> 01:30:07,903 ♪ To keep me burning up 1812 01:30:09,772 --> 01:30:14,276 ♪ Take my hand and lead me there 1813 01:30:14,276 --> 01:30:18,080 ♪ Some place I have never known 1814 01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:20,783 ♪ 'Cause you're my tiger 1815 01:30:20,783 --> 01:30:24,787 ♪ Yeah, you're the tiger I need 1816 01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:30,893 ♪ Oh, yeah 1817 01:30:30,893 --> 01:30:34,963 ♪ You just have to take me there 1818 01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:39,267 ♪ I love tonight, tiger 1819 01:30:42,170 --> 01:30:46,008 ♪ Yeah, you're my tiger 1820 01:30:46,008 --> 01:30:49,512 ♪ You're the tiger I need 1821 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,915 ♪ I want you 1822 01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:55,283 ♪ Oh, yeah 1823 01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:58,787 ♪ You're the tiger I need 1824 01:31:02,024 --> 01:31:06,194 (upbeat exciting orchestral music) 1825 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:56,679 (dramatic eerie orchestral music) 1826 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:41,223 (upbeat exciting orchestral music) 122691