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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,797 --> 00:00:34,833 - I had the pleasure of knowing Dorothy Ann 2 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,169 for 40 years. 3 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:43,075 She was a classmate, my friend, 4 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,280 a member of our congregation, 5 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,717 and even my nurse a few times. 6 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:58,123 She was always dedicated to whatever it was she was doing. 7 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,859 Always found the good in people. 8 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:07,199 She had more substance than anyone I ever knew. 9 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:16,075 She was a proud mother, and a good one, too. 10 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:19,445 And she will be greatly missed by many. 11 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:43,789 - I told you not to come around here, did I not? 12 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,290 - Listen, just let me see him a little bit 13 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,525 before I go, okay? 14 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,726 - You do not get to see him real quick 15 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,061 when it's convenient for you, Dayne. 16 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,862 Baby, go back inside, please. 17 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:55,267 Did you get my message about the child support? 18 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:58,036 - Yeah, I got your message, and like I told you, 19 00:03:58,038 --> 00:03:59,238 if I don't have any money, I can't send you any money. 20 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,139 - I'm so sick of your excuses, Dayne. 21 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,041 Look, all I ask of you is that you just help us out 22 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,710 around here just a little bit, but no, 23 00:04:04,712 --> 00:04:06,178 you can't even do that 'cause you're too busy 24 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,613 drinking and smoking and... 25 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,248 - no, that's bullshit, okay, because I'm sober now 26 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,251 and I quit smoking, so you have to let me see him. 27 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:15,854 - Two for 100, good for you, Dayne. 28 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:18,724 - Okay, hey, buddy, come say hi to your daddy real quick. 29 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:21,193 - Please stop making a scene and just get out of here. 30 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:22,728 - Hey, buddy, hi, 31 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:25,130 - go back inside, please. 32 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,199 - He's my son, I have a right to see him. 33 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:29,601 - No, you don't, you don't have any rights around here, 34 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,436 okay, I have full custody and you can't even pay 35 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:34,006 your goddamn child support. 36 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,707 - This is bullshit. 37 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,644 I'll see you when I get back, okay, bud? 38 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:39,878 - Okay. 39 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,561 - I just don't think it's a good idea for you to leave 40 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,930 when you're up for a promotion. 41 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,832 Our family needs this. 42 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,202 Why are you ignoring me? 43 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,471 - Look, I'm not, I just don't want to argue 44 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,106 about it, alright? 45 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:13,545 - Why can't we leave together in two months 46 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,881 when the summer comes? 47 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:18,116 We could go all together as a family. 48 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,418 - Amy, we've been over this. 49 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,119 - No, we haven't. 50 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,322 You basically made this decision on your own, 51 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:26,558 and you expect me to be okay with it. 52 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,752 Babes, I know what it is like to lose a mother. 53 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:58,090 But running from it, it's not gonna help anything. 54 00:05:58,092 --> 00:05:59,725 - Honey, come on. 55 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,527 - Steve, talk to me, I am your wife. 56 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:04,463 What do you feel guilty about? 57 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:07,766 You've always been there for her. 58 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:09,835 - Not enough, I wasn't. 59 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:27,219 - What's up, you little pirate? 60 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:30,756 Come here, oh, a little indoor baseball? 61 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,358 - So what, you're just gonna make me feel like this? 62 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,460 With Dayne of all people? - You wanna go outside? 63 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:36,661 - Yeah, come on, let's go toss it around. 64 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:40,165 - Amy, he was basically raised by her, too. 65 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:53,245 - You can't use that money, Steve. 66 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,246 - We have plenty coming from her 67 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:57,048 life insurance money, all right? 68 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,253 She saved this for a trip she can never take. 69 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:02,721 This is for her. 70 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:13,064 - I know you feel lost right now, and I support you 71 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:16,201 honoring your mother, I do, I just wish you would just 72 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:17,669 settle your emotions - Amy. 73 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,338 - Before you go, I don't want anything 74 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,374 to happen to you, okay? 75 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,277 - I'll be fine, alright? 76 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:27,412 Please, just understand. 77 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:31,950 What? 78 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,037 Hey. 79 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,706 - Hey, Amy. 80 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:57,008 - Hey, will you load these for me? 81 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:59,578 - Uh, yeah, we have a minute. 82 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,413 - Thanks. 83 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,187 Come on, babe, you understand, right? 84 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,889 We have to do this. 85 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,793 - You know this hurts for me, too, right? 86 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:15,994 - Yeah. 87 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,396 - It won't stop you though. 88 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:23,702 - Love you. 89 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:32,377 I'll miss you, buddy. 90 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,415 You're the man of the house now. 91 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,784 - Will you be back for my birthday party? 92 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:43,822 - Yeah, I won't miss it for the world, alright? 93 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:02,908 - He's gonna be back soon, okay? 94 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:16,054 - Everything cool, brother? 95 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,422 - I don't know. 96 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,893 - Amy didn't seem happy to see me. 97 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,997 - She's not happy right now, period. 98 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:14,512 - you know, I don't know, I just... 99 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,316 I'm telling you, man, it scarred me for life. 100 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,985 The first time I get a pair of girl's underwear off 101 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,020 and it's got fucking skid marks on it. 102 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,188 - You would be scarred by that. 103 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,689 - No, it's terrifying. 104 00:10:24,691 --> 00:10:27,492 I believe that girls don't poop. 105 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,328 - Life's just a bunch of impressions of people 106 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:32,197 along the way, man. 107 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,532 I remember this time my grandfather, he'd always show me 108 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:37,535 his little dice, and he would say, "Steve, this little 109 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:40,105 "person lives inside there." 110 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,940 Every time I see a dice, I think about this little person 111 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,142 that lives inside there, even though I know 112 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,111 it's not true, you know what I mean? 113 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,746 Still to this day. 114 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,649 Impressions. 115 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,117 - I think I know what you're saying, man. 116 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,551 It's like when I was a little kid and I still believed 117 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:56,187 in Santa Claus, I went and saw him when we were 118 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,156 at the mall, and I'm sitting on this dude's lap, 119 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,325 and he's fucking Chinese. 120 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:03,561 So I'm like, this, I don't understand what's happening. 121 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,464 This doesn't look like all the pictures 122 00:11:06,466 --> 00:11:07,932 I've ever seen of Santa Claus. 123 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:09,167 And so in my mind, I'm like, fuck, I saw the real 124 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,536 Santa Claus, all these other people were wrong. 125 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,871 Is anybody coming? 126 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,339 - You're good, bro. 127 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,074 - And I'm like, man, I met the real motherfucker. 128 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,476 So for like the next four years, I was the weirdo 129 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,146 that would dress up as a ninja and like give people 130 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,682 fortune cookies and Chinese stars 'cause I thought 131 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,717 that's what the real Santa would like. 132 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,253 So now every time I see Santa Claus in anything, 133 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,889 I'm like, I just think of that Asian dude. 134 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:34,592 - That's funny. 135 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,401 So how's chance, man? 136 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,603 You get a chance to see him before you left? 137 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:48,339 - Yeah, he's all right, doing good. 138 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,276 Lisa just don't let me see him much, you know what I mean? 139 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,645 Thinks I drink too much around him and doesn't want him 140 00:11:53,647 --> 00:11:56,748 to grow up to take after me, I guess. 141 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,149 - That's rough. 142 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,686 Seems like you're doing a lot better, though. 143 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,488 Aa not helping or what? 144 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,557 - No way, you know, I wanna drink 145 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,226 the second I leave that fucking building. 146 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,862 It's ridiculous, man, they need to take us out somewhere 147 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,997 and let us do something fun together. 148 00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,232 - What? 149 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,901 Like an aa field trip or something? 150 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,770 - Shit, yeah, you know what I mean? 151 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,772 Instead of us sitting around miserable the entire time, 152 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,409 wanna blow our brains out from fucking boredom, 153 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,910 get us out doing something, 154 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:29,714 learning in a new environment, I don't know. 155 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,017 - Man, you just need just like a full-time job. 156 00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:34,686 I'll try to get you on my job, you just gotta 157 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,422 get up for the schooling, man. 158 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,257 - I don't know, man. 159 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,660 6am, that's fucking early, dude. 160 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:45,163 I don't do too well in the mornings, you know that. 161 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,066 - Not everyone could be like mom. 162 00:12:53,405 --> 00:12:55,473 She gave me everything. 163 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:24,769 - Hey, lis, it's me. 164 00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:28,006 Um, just wanna call and say sorry for earlier. 165 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,774 Trying to get my shit straightened out, 166 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,810 but you gotta let me see chance. 167 00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:34,312 It's been like a month, and before that it was like 168 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,516 two months, and I gotta be able to see my boy, so 169 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:42,220 I guess just give me a call when you get a sec, 170 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,322 and let's talk it out. 171 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,658 Maybe we can sit down when I get back, okay? 172 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,126 Alright, thanks. 173 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,800 - Here's your change, sir. 174 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,936 - Thank you. - And have a good day. 175 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:58,970 - You, too. 176 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,276 You want me to drive? 177 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:08,746 You tired? 178 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,782 - Yeah. 179 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,084 - Alright. 180 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:17,188 You want me to stop in a few hours, get a room? 181 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,157 - Alright. 182 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,459 - What are you doing still up? 183 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,270 I love you. 184 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,838 - I love you too. 185 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,708 - He is out like a light. 186 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,544 - I'm sure pops put him to sleep with his old war stories. 187 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,914 - Yeah well I think he likes 'em. 188 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,917 He just wishes pops could throw the ball around with him. 189 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:21,019 - I know, it's a shame. 190 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,222 You know that's not possible anymore. 191 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,825 What your son needs is his own father. 192 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,562 - Yeah well, his father needs a father. 193 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,764 - Oh come on, Lisa. 194 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,532 There must be something to him. 195 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,902 I mean, he had enough charm to get you, didn't he? 196 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,305 - Biggest mistake of my life. 197 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,240 - Please don't say that, Lisa. 198 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,710 If it wasn't for that mistake, we wouldn't have chance. 199 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,745 - Mom, I'm not talking about chance, 200 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,180 I'm obviously talking about Dayne. 201 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,381 You don't even like him. 202 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:53,818 You say what a deadbeat he is all the time. 203 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,653 - That's not what I say. 204 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,055 I say I don't like the way the two of you 205 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,756 treat each other. 206 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:02,260 Your son adores his father and he needs him around. 207 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,228 You and Dayne need to work things out. 208 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:09,000 - So now I'm responsible for Dayne being a deadbeat? 209 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,002 - Okay. 210 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,871 You know what, honey? 211 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:17,408 I'm gonna go tuck your father in. 212 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,177 I love you hon, goodnight. 213 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,311 - Goodnight. 214 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,758 - Here we go, mom. 215 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,464 Ready? 216 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,802 There he is, huh? 217 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:49,107 - Stand there, I'll get you by it. 218 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,676 Gutzon Borglum. 219 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,180 - Despite the rumors, he was a decent guy. 220 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,182 Wow. 221 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,350 Holy shit. 222 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,654 Mama Dee would have loved this. 223 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,625 - I finally understand her obsession about it. 224 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,138 Love you, mom. 225 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:29,147 - Stevie, this was one of your father's favorite sights. 226 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,985 He'd always tell me what an amazing accomplishment 227 00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:38,423 it was for mankind to sculpt the faces on a mountain 228 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,324 in such great detail. 229 00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,229 Did you know that these faces are scaled to a man 230 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,865 who would stand 465 feet tall? 231 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:54,372 And each head is six stories high. 232 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,609 Why, that's as tall as the sphinx. 233 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,549 And the great sculptor Gutzon Borglum. 234 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:10,521 That's Gutzon Borglum, well, he started drilling in 1926 235 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,825 when he was 60 years old. 236 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,828 Can you imagine that? 237 00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,830 60! 238 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,967 Took him 14 years to complete it. 239 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:27,472 You know, goodness, it just goes to show you 240 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:33,778 it's never too late to do something amazing with your life. 241 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:39,350 I just hope I get to see it in person some day. 242 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:54,632 - I wonder what the four fathers think of the country now. 243 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:24,462 - Hope you like roadkill 'cause that looks like 244 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,930 what we got in here. 245 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,533 - This is the only place around here. 246 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,868 It's nothing but freaking trees. 247 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,478 - How you guys doing? 248 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,680 You guys need a menu? 249 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,714 There you go. 250 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,083 Couple drinks started for you? 251 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,952 - I'll have a water. 252 00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,889 - Let me get started with chicken wings and a soda water. 253 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,025 - You got it, how 'bout you? 254 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,760 - I'm not sure yet. 255 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,629 - What are you gonna get? 256 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,031 - I'm not sure. 257 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:00,831 - Thought you were starving, you're being pretty 258 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,766 fucking indecisive. 259 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,167 - He's insecure. 260 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,368 - What's that? 261 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,003 - Fuck insecurity. 262 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,974 Always happened to have security. 263 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,576 - Don't worry about him, he does this 264 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,777 from time to time. 265 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,946 I just humor him, let him do his thing. 266 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:16,847 But I'll get on this. 267 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,317 Fuck owing someone because they do something for you. 268 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,552 - Fuck care providers that don't provide 269 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,754 nothing but carelessness. 270 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,992 - Alright, how 'bout this? 271 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,461 Fuck fake ass motherfuckers. 272 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,435 Fuck something, get in on this, man, come on. 273 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:38,436 - Are you serious? 274 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,304 - Yeah. 275 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:44,909 - Fuck it, fuck people who judge you on how you dress. 276 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,210 - Wah wah wah. 277 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,513 That was a good try. 278 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,717 How about fuck power trip people. 279 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,920 - They oughta take a trip of their own, never come back. 280 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,154 - God damn right. 281 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,624 Fuck gas prices, we're all on strike. 282 00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:01,225 - Fuck terrorists. 283 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,393 - Alright. 284 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,795 - Fuck the war on peace. 285 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,998 Ain't nothing peaceful about it. 286 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,232 - Damn right. 287 00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,868 World doesn't revolve around you, sick fucks! 288 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,270 - You know what? 289 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,205 Fuck taxes, just fuck 'em. 290 00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:15,306 - We're on strike again. 291 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,307 - Yeah. 292 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,942 - Fuck crooked cops! 293 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,311 - Fucking pigs. 294 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,512 - Serve and protect my ass! 295 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,382 - Whoa. 296 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,817 - American dream is dead. 297 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,954 What we need is a revolution. 298 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,989 Revolution brings evolution, without revolution 299 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:36,594 humans do not evolve, people need chaotic shit to happen. 300 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,729 Make 'em see the world differently. 301 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,766 Give 'em a different perspective. 302 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,702 Otherwise they just sit there stagnant. 303 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,271 '60s and '70s had revolution. 304 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:49,807 War. 305 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:52,943 Drugs. 306 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,445 Protesters. 307 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,515 Those people evolved, those people revolted. 308 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:58,517 Us? 309 00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:02,687 We're too lazy to open our mouth. 310 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:06,390 Too absorbed with our high tech devices. 311 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,259 It's embarrassing how oblivious we are 312 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:11,495 to the bullshit that's all around us. 313 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,805 We're all blessed. 314 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:26,711 It's what you do with your blessings that counts. 315 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,180 - Welcome to the bar, gentleman. 316 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,181 That's Earl. 317 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:33,050 - I like him, can we keep him? 318 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,919 - You would keep him. 319 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:44,795 - Hey buddy, oh. 320 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,763 - Dude, get out, come, Jesus, get out. 321 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:46,764 - Christ, what died inside you? 322 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,233 Fuck me, did you eat a goat? 323 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:51,736 - Fucking chicken wings, man. 324 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,871 - I ate 'em and that shit ain't happening to me. 325 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,172 - I don't know. 326 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,674 - Yous got a weak little baby stomach, don't ya? 327 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,376 - Just shut the fuck up and get out of here. 328 00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,377 - You want some pedialyte? 329 00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:00,611 - Shut the door. 330 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,412 - You want me to get you anything? 331 00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:02,880 - No, and no drinks. 332 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:04,281 If you're sneaking off to go get a fucking drink 333 00:23:04,283 --> 00:23:06,183 without me, don't do it. 334 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,618 - Aye aye, captain. 335 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,786 But seriously, call a doctor, you need to get that 336 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,887 checked out. 337 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,522 - Just fucking go. 338 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:41,719 - Call me. 339 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:48,293 The fuck? 340 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,231 - Dear asshole, I just saved your ass 341 00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,933 after you smashed my bumper. 342 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,601 Not sure why I'm helping you, 343 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,069 maybe because I've been where you're at before 344 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,437 and I've kept my own. 345 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,573 This is your one get out of jail free card. 346 00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:37,408 Hope I don't regret this. 347 00:24:37,410 --> 00:24:38,943 Take care of yourself, if not for you, 348 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,811 then for your kids. 349 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:44,281 Sincerely, one troubled soul to another. 350 00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,460 - So still out here. 351 00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,229 - Yeah, 'cause all seven people that live out here 352 00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,198 are too bored to move. 353 00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:37,067 - I think it's nice. 354 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,536 - Nice and terrible. 355 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,437 I guarantee you nothing interesting has happened here 356 00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:44,141 since they outlawed cousin fucking in 1912. 357 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:48,712 - Oh man, you're crazy. 358 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,982 - Why would you choose to live here? 359 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,184 - Greg doesn't have a say so, man. 360 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:57,388 Until he sells a screenplay, Stacy's calling all the shots. 361 00:25:57,390 --> 00:26:01,125 Plus it's like nice people place to sleep tonight. 362 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:06,030 - What kind of idiot tries to make a living writing movies? 363 00:26:06,032 --> 00:26:09,266 What do you mean, sleep here tonight? 364 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,137 I gotta fucking stay out here overnight? 365 00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,772 - Dude, what is your problem with Greg? 366 00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:19,076 Was that a gunshot? 367 00:26:32,824 --> 00:26:34,091 What do you got a gun for? 368 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,093 Whoa whoa whoa! 369 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:37,661 Oh my god, he's tripping out. 370 00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:38,862 Greg, Greg! 371 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,397 Put the gun down! 372 00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:42,700 - Go go go, drive, drive, fast, drive fast, 373 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:45,235 fucker's gonna get me, just fucking drive, just go! 374 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,236 - Who's after you? 375 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,237 - Oh shit! 376 00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,238 - Who's after you? 377 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,373 - Faster man, faster! 378 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:50,240 They not fucking playing around, faster! 379 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,709 Oh fucking shit! 380 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:57,047 - I don't even see a scarecrow, Jesus Christ. 381 00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:58,282 Greg. 382 00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,850 - They gonna take me alive, drive. 383 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:00,918 - Give me that fucking rifle, man. 384 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,720 - Cock pissing motherfuckers! 385 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,254 Go get you, go get you motherfuckers! 386 00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:05,456 You want it? 387 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,790 Come get some, come and get some! 388 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,259 - There's nothing out there. 389 00:27:09,261 --> 00:27:10,060 - He's got a gun, Dayne. 390 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,629 Greg, no no no no! 391 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,766 Greg, gimme the gun! 392 00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:20,437 There's nothing in there! 393 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,439 - Ooh, they're fucking sneaky little fuckers. 394 00:27:22,441 --> 00:27:24,008 - Give me the gun, Greg, man, 395 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,275 who is it, who? 396 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:27,645 Greg, where's Stacy? 397 00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:28,647 Greg! 398 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,682 Greg, where's Stacy? 399 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:32,683 - Who? 400 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:35,019 - Your wife, Stacy your wife. 401 00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:36,387 - Oh shit, Stacy. 402 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:37,655 - Yeah, where she at? 403 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:40,691 - Oh god, what would the dragons want with Stacy? 404 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:43,293 Oh fuck, the dragons got Stacy! 405 00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:44,294 Stacy! 406 00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:47,031 Oh fuck Stacy, I'm sorry Stacy! 407 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:50,567 - Are you fucking kidding me? 408 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:56,006 - Greg. 409 00:28:02,947 --> 00:28:05,482 - You sure you killed them? 410 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,951 - Yeah bud, we got them all. 411 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,856 - All the who? 412 00:28:12,858 --> 00:28:16,727 - Yeah Greg, we slew the dragons, all of them. 413 00:28:16,729 --> 00:28:18,862 Dragons are dead as shit. 414 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,298 - Oh friend, I knew you weren't a demon. 415 00:28:22,568 --> 00:28:24,601 I'm so happy right now. 416 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,239 You see that? 417 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,076 All the colors have come back. 418 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,347 Oh, this is gonna be an amazing evening. 419 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:45,022 - Might wanna keep this on you. 420 00:28:45,024 --> 00:28:46,757 How long does this stuff take to wear off? 421 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,892 - How the fuck should I know? 422 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,394 'Cause I done a couple drugs in my day? 423 00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,695 I've obviously never done what fucking Chiquita banana 424 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,764 is on over there. 425 00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:56,266 - Oh, it's gonna be an amazing evening. 426 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:01,705 You miss me too? 427 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,086 When is she coming back? 428 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,721 I miss her, Steve. 429 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,090 Oh my god, why? 430 00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,862 - I can't, I can't. 431 00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:29,399 - Look, Greg. 432 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:32,870 - I miss her, Steve, I miss her so much. 433 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,738 - I'll be right back. 434 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,940 - Steve. 435 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,275 - It's okay, it's okay. 436 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,276 - Don't leave me. 437 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,345 - It's okay, it's okay. 438 00:31:04,662 --> 00:31:07,364 - Oh my god, that's fucking right. 439 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:09,766 New York pizza's the best, man. 440 00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:11,034 I would cut off your left arm 441 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,469 to be able to eat this every night. 442 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:14,004 - Yeah, thanks buddy. 443 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,306 It's really good but we were starving so it's like 444 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:19,543 being stoned, everything's better when you're stoned. 445 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,578 - Don't try to get scientific with me. 446 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,214 Hey hey hey like being stoned. 447 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,918 Oh my god, I'm in love, give me another. 448 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,153 - Dude, you're a pig, it's your fourth one. 449 00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,688 We're on a tight budget, man. 450 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:32,823 - Like I said. 451 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:39,863 I'll sing the entire fucking song in this restaurant 452 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:41,832 unless you get me more pizza. 453 00:31:41,834 --> 00:31:43,367 - Go ahead, make an ass of yourself. 454 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:44,568 - You know that's what I'm best at. 455 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:45,569 - I'm used to it. 456 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:46,570 - Really? 457 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:47,571 You ready for this? 458 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:48,572 - Sorry. 459 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,574 I'm warning you. 460 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:51,575 - Ladies and gentlemen. 461 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:52,876 - I'm serious. 462 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:53,710 - No, well, you fucked yourself on this one. 463 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:54,712 - Just another day. 464 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:01,718 Thank you New York City! 465 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,353 - Woo, sing it! 466 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:06,890 - Thank you, thank you very much. 467 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,358 - You're a madman. 468 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,460 - Yeah, I am, luckily, somebody here likes crazy. 469 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:11,462 Wah wah. 470 00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:13,864 - Oh, here we go. 471 00:32:13,866 --> 00:32:15,332 - Yeah, it's on. 472 00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,268 - Clayne. 473 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,336 - Nope, too late. 474 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,938 Ladies, ladies, ladies. 475 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,139 How are we this evening? 476 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:23,640 - Hello there. 477 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,310 - Hello, how was the show, did you enjoy it? 478 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:27,844 - Never seen one like that before. 479 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,346 - Well, that's what I was looking for, 480 00:32:29,348 --> 00:32:31,014 you know what I mean, and I know this is awkward 481 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,917 but tickets are $10, you can either pay me directly, 482 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,486 can buy me and my handsome gentleman friend over there 483 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:40,290 some drinks down the street, or you can just 484 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,225 stuff it right down my waistband. 485 00:32:42,227 --> 00:32:43,160 - Dinner and a strip show. 486 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,494 - I aim to please, ladies. 487 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,862 You know what I mean? 488 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:47,531 So, you guys decide your method of payment 489 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:50,667 and we can retire to a bar or my RV. 490 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,838 Oh god, I sound like a fucking serial killer, don't I? 491 00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,973 - A little bit. 492 00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:56,940 - Little too strong? 493 00:32:56,942 --> 00:32:58,442 - Little bit, yeah. 494 00:32:58,444 --> 00:32:59,409 - I didn't mean RV, I meant Ritz Carlton on wheels, 495 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,911 which is more appropriate. 496 00:33:00,913 --> 00:33:02,713 - Oh wow, I never heard of that before in New York. 497 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,247 - Yeah well I mean it's this new thing, 498 00:33:04,249 --> 00:33:05,849 I think Donald trump started it, it's really high class. 499 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:06,850 - Where you from? 500 00:33:06,852 --> 00:33:07,851 - Washington state. 501 00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:08,919 - Oh nice. 502 00:33:08,921 --> 00:33:10,287 - You know what I mean? 503 00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,723 Whoa! 504 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,157 Baby hawk doesn't like being touched, 505 00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,593 you gotta warm up to baby hawk, okay? 506 00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:17,594 - You look crazy, you know? 507 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:18,829 - Whoa. 508 00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:19,629 - A little crazy, I'm a lot crazy. 509 00:33:19,631 --> 00:33:20,831 - I can't touch it? 510 00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:21,631 - Oh, you can touch it all you want. 511 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:22,833 - Oh there you go. 512 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,195 - There you go, you just gotta ask. 513 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:25,635 - Feels good, feels good. 514 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:26,770 - It does feel good. 515 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:28,238 Lots of people should touch it. 516 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,439 So, I guess that's all we need to say, isn't it? 517 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,508 Meet you girls out front about five minutes? 518 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:32,509 - How cocky. 519 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,977 - Sounds good. 520 00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:35,278 Baby hawk doesn't know any better, 521 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,947 he just does what he does. 522 00:33:36,949 --> 00:33:38,482 - Baby hawk, hmm. 523 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:47,958 - I don't know, sometimes it's too easy, buddy. 524 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,992 Got a gift. 525 00:33:48,994 --> 00:33:50,293 - What, what's happening? 526 00:33:50,295 --> 00:33:51,795 - Well I'm pretty sure we're gonna hang out 527 00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,663 with those girls, have a few drinks, maybe do a little 528 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,232 dancing, I don't know. 529 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,500 - Seriously man? 530 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,502 It's late. 531 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:00,437 - Alright dude, what's the fucking problem? 532 00:34:00,439 --> 00:34:02,339 - First of all you're supposed to stay sober. 533 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,674 Second of all I'm married, I know it's not a big deal 534 00:34:04,676 --> 00:34:08,078 to you but technically, so are you man. 535 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:12,983 - Technically we're separated and I live in my fucking RV. 536 00:34:12,985 --> 00:34:15,485 And is that really how you wanna come at me? 537 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:17,020 Okay, Lisa doesn't want to be with me, 538 00:34:17,022 --> 00:34:19,890 what the fuck am I supposed to do, sit at home and cry? 539 00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:22,426 Why wouldn't I hang out with these beautiful women? 540 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:26,029 - Exactly why she doesn't want to be with you, man. 541 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,265 Look, I didn't mean it that way, alright? 542 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:31,268 I'm just looking out for you, you need to chill out. 543 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:33,070 Just call it a night, man. 544 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:35,806 It's been a long ride already. 545 00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:38,175 - Look, I know where you're coming from and I appreciate it. 546 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,843 But I'm a grown ass man and I don't need you lecturing me 547 00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,345 and I don't need someone looking out for me. 548 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:43,847 - I got it. 549 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,182 - Yeah, so if I wanna go have some drinks with some 550 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:47,350 beautiful women and enjoy New York City, 551 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,052 I'm gonna do that. 552 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,620 Okay? 553 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:53,457 But I'm not doing it alone, I need you there with me, man, 554 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,592 that's the reason for this trip. 555 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,260 Fucking let loose for one night, man, do some harmless 556 00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,463 flirting, have one drink. 557 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:03,733 Nothing shady, man, this is all innocent stuff. 558 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,969 Just come out with me for one beer. 559 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:06,971 Please. 560 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:11,842 There he is. 561 00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:12,876 - One beer. 562 00:35:14,345 --> 00:35:16,680 Seriously, one beer. 563 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:18,281 - One beer. 564 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:55,619 - hey, I bought all my shirts at baby gap. 565 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:01,625 She doesn't believe I got a live beaver in there. 566 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:03,126 - Oh, live beaver. 567 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:14,804 - We got a unfinished game of Pokemon we gotta settle up 568 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,239 so if y'all could give us a little space. 569 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,542 - Dude, it's cold out man. 570 00:36:18,544 --> 00:36:22,145 - Okay, well good luck getting into the room. 571 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,813 - Yeah, we got a room. 572 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:25,715 It's right over here. 573 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,056 - Sit your ass down there, I wanna see those, 574 00:36:33,058 --> 00:36:34,057 get that shirt off. 575 00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:35,058 - You take that shirt off. 576 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,427 - I'm not scared, come on! 577 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,562 - Come on, you first, do it! 578 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:40,363 - Go, alright, get it off! 579 00:36:40,365 --> 00:36:41,765 Oh, you're about to get it. 580 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:42,766 - Oh yeah. 581 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,767 - Yeah? 582 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:44,769 - Come on daddy. 583 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,109 - So. 584 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:54,111 - So. 585 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,681 That's funny. 586 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:04,487 Sorry about Dayne, you know, he can be a handful. 587 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:07,057 - Oh, no, so can Jess. 588 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,725 But it doesn't mean that we can't have a little bit 589 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,727 more fun. 590 00:37:13,497 --> 00:37:16,466 - What do you mean? 591 00:37:16,468 --> 00:37:19,236 - I was thinking maybe we could be a little more 592 00:37:19,238 --> 00:37:20,370 adventurous. 593 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,207 - Like what? 594 00:37:24,209 --> 00:37:26,443 What do you have in mind? 595 00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:29,179 You look happy. 596 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,782 What is that, weed? 597 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:36,052 Wow, already packed. 598 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:39,856 Guess that's how you do it in New York, huh? 599 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:44,861 - Come on. 600 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:47,831 You don't break the rules, at all? 601 00:37:48,699 --> 00:37:50,200 Just this once? 602 00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:53,703 Come on, you are on a road trip. 603 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:54,704 - Yeah. 604 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:56,506 - Take the edge off. 605 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,579 - For old time's sake. 606 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:03,581 - Cheers. 607 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:06,116 - Oh fuck! 608 00:38:06,884 --> 00:38:08,018 That's good. 609 00:38:09,153 --> 00:38:10,954 That's good. 610 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,922 That's fucking good. 611 00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:17,227 Oh god yeah you could win some fucking awards for that. 612 00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:25,635 - You should come and sit over here. 613 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,338 I like to smoke and cuddle. 614 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,073 - I don't know, I'm already breaking one rule, 615 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:31,141 I don't wanna. 616 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,045 - Come on, come sit over here. 617 00:38:35,047 --> 00:38:37,747 - That ain't happening. 618 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,917 - Okay, I'm gonna come over there then. 619 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,052 - Okay, wow. 620 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:47,257 That's one way to do it. 621 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,896 Uh oh. 622 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,033 Getting cozy? 623 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,234 - Mm hmm. 624 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:00,170 Why don't you take this, is this flannel? 625 00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:01,905 Why don't you take this flannel off? 626 00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,039 - What, you don't like the flannel? 627 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,841 - It's very nirvana. 628 00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,511 - Good. 629 00:39:10,114 --> 00:39:12,315 - Why are you so nervous? 630 00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,919 - I don't know. 631 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:16,921 - Don't be. 632 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:21,424 You know, we're two adults, conversing. 633 00:39:21,426 --> 00:39:22,425 - Yeah. 634 00:39:22,427 --> 00:39:23,660 - And relaxing. 635 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:26,463 - Stoned in a bed in a hotel room. 636 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,199 - Steve. 637 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,668 You're a nice guy. 638 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:36,473 Your mother is looking down at you smiling. 639 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:38,942 - I hope not at this moment. 640 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,146 - What about your dad? 641 00:39:48,619 --> 00:39:52,255 You don't like to talk about him much, do you? 642 00:39:52,257 --> 00:39:53,490 - Not really. 643 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,528 Didn't really know him. 644 00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,729 Truck driver. 645 00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,704 He was gone 12 weeks at a time, just gone. 646 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:14,244 She used to work at the hospital and come home 647 00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:18,548 and have to take care of me and Dayne after a while. 648 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:20,784 I don't know. 649 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:22,786 She got sick. 650 00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:27,791 That was it. 651 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,296 - That's really sweet what you're doing for her. 652 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:38,868 - It's the first thing I ever did good for my mom. 653 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:44,007 Look, look. 654 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,048 Look, you're a beautiful girl. 655 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,350 Seriously, you're gorgeous, alright? 656 00:40:54,352 --> 00:40:56,219 Any man would be lucky to have you. 657 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,688 I just, I can't be that guy. 658 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,693 - Nah, it's okay. 659 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:05,328 Just got caught up in the moment. 660 00:41:05,330 --> 00:41:07,397 - Yeah, me too. 661 00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:09,933 It was nice. 662 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:13,570 - This isn't gonna happen, is it? 663 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,871 - Not without me feeling any more guilty 664 00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:16,639 than I already do. 665 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:19,008 Alright, I'm gonna check on them. 666 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:21,010 Here, it's getting late. 667 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:22,712 - Thank you. 668 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:27,951 - Take it easy. 669 00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:32,121 - Yeah, was very therapeutic. 670 00:41:34,892 --> 00:41:37,694 - You have a safe journey. 671 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,496 - We will, I'll try. 672 00:41:40,564 --> 00:41:41,698 - Good talk. 673 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,200 - Come on. 674 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,375 - Let's go. 675 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:54,043 - Anything you wanna tell me? 676 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:55,111 - What do you mean? 677 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:56,212 - Oh, what do you mean? 678 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:57,213 - Dude, nothing happened. 679 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,481 - Okay. 680 00:41:58,483 --> 00:42:00,250 What about that giant bulge in your pants. 681 00:42:00,252 --> 00:42:01,718 - Shut up, fucker. 682 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,919 - Yeah, it's not very big. 683 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:06,256 No, no, you don't know where I've been! 684 00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:45,595 - Dude said it's not gonna happen. 685 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:47,697 Island's closed for another week. 686 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,499 - You gotta be kidding me. 687 00:42:49,501 --> 00:42:51,167 - Why don't we just do it here? 688 00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,937 I mean, we're pretty close, the water's nice and calm. 689 00:42:53,939 --> 00:42:55,505 It's a good spot. 690 00:42:55,507 --> 00:42:58,241 - I wanted to take her inside the statue, man. 691 00:42:58,243 --> 00:43:01,377 Not right here, not across the river. 692 00:43:03,147 --> 00:43:04,714 - This is great. 693 00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:07,617 Come on man, this is really nice. 694 00:43:13,490 --> 00:43:17,260 - This statue took the whole world to build. 695 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:21,864 The sculptor Fredrick Auguste Bartoli designed it 696 00:43:21,866 --> 00:43:24,867 along with the same man who designed the Eiffel Tower, 697 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:27,003 Alexandre Gustav Eiffel. 698 00:43:28,305 --> 00:43:30,440 It was a joint effort between the French and the American 699 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:33,576 people, the French were gonna build the statue 700 00:43:33,578 --> 00:43:37,714 while the Americans were gonna build the pedestal. 701 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:42,185 Now at that time, money was very rough for both countries, 702 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:46,222 so the French collected public fees for the work, 703 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:51,060 and the Americans, well, we held theatrical events, 704 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:54,831 art shows, auctions, even prize fighting, 705 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:59,135 to make enough money to have the statue made and delivered. 706 00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:04,107 And when people weren't helping, well, Joseph Pulitzer 707 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:07,844 of the Pulitzer prize fame, well, he used his newspaper 708 00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:11,581 to call out the greedy to raise more money. 709 00:44:12,716 --> 00:44:16,452 Your father, he always used to say that the 710 00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:22,625 statue of Liberty was a true symbol of the world 711 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,093 coming together. 712 00:44:30,134 --> 00:44:31,267 - What's up? 713 00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,073 - I just remember a time when she was talking 714 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:40,576 so passionately about the statue and I just blew her off. 715 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:47,617 - Well, we're here now, honoring her. 716 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,988 - A little late to show our appreciation. 717 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:55,158 - Why are you so hard on yourself about this, okay? 718 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,294 You were just a little kid, what the fuck did you know? 719 00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:02,532 - Is that supposed to make me feel better about it? 720 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,035 - Alright, think about it this way. 721 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:09,205 When you think about curt, what do you think of? 722 00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,940 You think about all the times he's fucked up, 723 00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:13,609 or gotten in trouble, or talked back to you? 724 00:45:13,611 --> 00:45:16,312 No man, you think about how fucking happy it makes you 725 00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:18,381 to see his face every morning and every night. 726 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,850 That's what sticks with you. 727 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:24,587 I guarantee you it was the same way for Dorothy. 728 00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:27,557 - Says the so-called deadbeat dad. 729 00:45:28,992 --> 00:45:30,860 - Alright you wanna play around, keep the gloves up, 730 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:33,463 keep 'em high, keep 'em high, keep 'em high. 731 00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,497 - Just playing, alright? 732 00:45:34,499 --> 00:45:35,498 Seriously, sorry. 733 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:36,499 - Alright. 734 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:37,501 - Alright. 735 00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:40,536 This will have to do. 736 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:42,505 Good enough? 737 00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:43,506 - This is good. 738 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:44,741 This is nice. 739 00:46:04,962 --> 00:46:06,696 - Here you go, mom. 740 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:20,243 Alright, let's go. 741 00:47:03,921 --> 00:47:05,321 - Your call has been forwarded 742 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:08,257 to an automatic voice message system. 743 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,659 - Really? 744 00:47:09,661 --> 00:47:10,893 All the way across the country and you can't pick up 745 00:47:10,895 --> 00:47:13,696 and let me talk to my own son, not even once? 746 00:47:13,698 --> 00:47:15,364 I don't care if you got some fucking dude over there, 747 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,300 just pick up the goddamn phone. 748 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,302 Bitch. 749 00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:44,026 - First of all, I'm at work, but I guess you didn't think 750 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,828 about now that did you, dipshit? 751 00:47:45,830 --> 00:47:47,597 And second of all, I'm a bitch? 752 00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:50,266 I'm a bitch for falling in love with a childish asshole 753 00:47:50,268 --> 00:47:52,335 who acts the exact same way he did when he was 754 00:47:52,337 --> 00:47:53,436 18 years old. 755 00:47:53,438 --> 00:47:54,937 You know what Dayne? 756 00:47:54,939 --> 00:47:56,172 You can't even hold down a fucking job. 757 00:47:56,174 --> 00:47:57,640 You fuck everything that walks, okay? 758 00:47:57,642 --> 00:47:59,442 And you're drunk more than half the time. 759 00:47:59,444 --> 00:48:01,277 So don't you dare call me or try and see your son 760 00:48:01,279 --> 00:48:03,379 until you can prove to be a real father. 761 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:04,847 You know I'm not even going to acknowledge 762 00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,649 that stupid fucking comment about another dude being 763 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:07,750 over here. 764 00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:09,318 Grow the fuck up. 765 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:11,988 Asshole. 766 00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:25,768 - Grab me something, I'll be out front, alright? 767 00:48:32,009 --> 00:48:33,910 - Nice Mohawk, bitch. 768 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:36,612 - Why don't you suck my dick, motherfucker? 769 00:48:36,614 --> 00:48:38,080 - Ooh. 770 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:39,248 - Oh yeah you like that, don't you? 771 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,616 - Tough guy, huh? 772 00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:41,851 - Come find out. 773 00:48:41,853 --> 00:48:43,352 - With your big tough guy haircut. 774 00:48:43,354 --> 00:48:44,921 What you compensating for with that haircut, man? 775 00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,923 - It's gotta counterweight my big dick, bitch. 776 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:49,425 - All you say is dicks, man. 777 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,193 - Man, put your bitch on a leash before she gets hurt. 778 00:48:51,195 --> 00:48:52,628 - Man, don't even worry about him, 779 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,163 this is between me and you, don't worry about him. 780 00:48:54,165 --> 00:48:55,164 - I'm not worried. 781 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,165 - You look worried. 782 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,901 Gonna come down off that porch? 783 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:01,570 - Is that all for you? 784 00:49:01,572 --> 00:49:03,005 - Yeah. 785 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:05,841 - Tough guy haircut, torn jeans, muscle shirt. 786 00:49:05,843 --> 00:49:07,977 Ain't gonna save you from a ass beating. 787 00:49:07,979 --> 00:49:09,045 - Oh yeah? - Bitch! 788 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:14,850 - Oh, shit. 789 00:49:18,288 --> 00:49:20,756 - Hey, what's going on? 790 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:21,757 - Glad you showed up. 791 00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,392 We were just talking about you. 792 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:24,827 - Really, 'cause I was born during the day 793 00:49:24,829 --> 00:49:26,128 but it wasn't yesterday so why don't you tell me 794 00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:27,496 what's really going on? 795 00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:28,464 - Just... 796 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,665 - y'all got beef? 797 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,666 - Nope. 798 00:49:30,668 --> 00:49:31,667 - No. 799 00:49:31,669 --> 00:49:32,935 - I don't even know this dude. 800 00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:33,669 - Alright, okay, all y'all's ids please. 801 00:49:33,671 --> 00:49:34,671 Ids. 802 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,606 ID, yeah, great. 803 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,642 Let me get your ID. 804 00:49:39,644 --> 00:49:42,211 - Thank you, appreciate it. 805 00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:43,212 ID? 806 00:49:43,214 --> 00:49:45,014 Give me your ID sir. 807 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:47,516 - If you wanted my phone number you could just ask. 808 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,251 - Oh man, I'm busted, how did you know? 809 00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:50,252 - I can tell. 810 00:49:50,254 --> 00:49:51,320 - You're just my type. 811 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:52,888 Hey, out of state? 812 00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,123 - Yep. 813 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:55,191 - What are y'all doing around here? 814 00:49:55,193 --> 00:49:56,392 - Long story. 815 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:58,828 - Well why don't you entertain me? 816 00:49:58,830 --> 00:50:02,965 - Well actually his mom died and we're spreading 817 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,167 her ashes. 818 00:50:05,169 --> 00:50:06,969 - Okay, alright, do me a favor? 819 00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:08,004 - Bitch. 820 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,238 - Stop talking. 821 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:10,740 Y'all step away from each other please. 822 00:50:10,742 --> 00:50:12,908 Alright, for your safety and mine I need all of you 823 00:50:12,910 --> 00:50:14,343 to remain where you are. 824 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:17,313 I'll be right back with you, okay? 825 00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:19,482 - You believe this fucking guy, dude? 826 00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:20,316 - Clayne. - What? 827 00:50:20,318 --> 00:50:21,784 - What the fuck? 828 00:50:24,621 --> 00:50:27,323 - Alright, tell me why you're really here again? 829 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,324 - Exactly what he said. 830 00:50:28,326 --> 00:50:29,325 - Exactly what he said? 831 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:30,326 What was that you said? 832 00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:31,827 - Spreading his mother's ashes. 833 00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:33,062 - Alright, do me a favor, put your hands behind your back. 834 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,131 What's the deal with failure to appear 835 00:50:35,133 --> 00:50:36,799 on a suspended license? 836 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:37,867 - Slipped my mind. 837 00:50:37,869 --> 00:50:39,135 - Slipped your mind? 838 00:50:39,137 --> 00:50:39,935 So you knew you had a warrant on file? 839 00:50:39,937 --> 00:50:41,537 - Somewhat. 840 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,672 - Come on, do me a favor, step away from the car, sir. 841 00:50:43,674 --> 00:50:45,107 - Sweet tits, let's just get in the back of the car. 842 00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:46,609 - Excuse me? 843 00:50:46,611 --> 00:50:48,778 You wanna play like that, we can play like that. 844 00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:49,912 - Clayne, please don't make it worse. 845 00:50:49,914 --> 00:50:51,180 - That's cool. 846 00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:53,349 Yeah, come on, stand up, hold up, hold up. 847 00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:54,650 Nothing sharp? 848 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:59,321 Alright, come on. 849 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,624 - Excuse me, officer, is this really necessary? 850 00:51:01,626 --> 00:51:03,692 - Yes sir, do me a favor, don't be walking up on me, 851 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:07,396 step back, appreciate it, thank you. 852 00:51:07,398 --> 00:51:09,398 Go ahead, get in the car. 853 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,133 Watch your head. 854 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,168 Scoot back. 855 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,070 Alright. 856 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,172 - Can you tell me why he's being arrested? 857 00:51:16,174 --> 00:51:17,173 - Yep. 858 00:51:17,175 --> 00:51:18,174 He's got warrants. 859 00:51:18,176 --> 00:51:19,375 - For what? 860 00:51:19,377 --> 00:51:22,278 - Failure to appear for a suspended license. 861 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:23,245 - You have to arrest him for that? 862 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:24,280 We're on a road trip. 863 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:25,247 - Yeah fuck you motherfucker! 864 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,282 - Hey, be quiet please. 865 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,983 I don't have a choice. 866 00:51:27,985 --> 00:51:29,919 The problem is it's Friday night and that means 867 00:51:29,921 --> 00:51:31,887 there's no magistrate which means he's gonna have to 868 00:51:31,889 --> 00:51:34,190 go in front of a judge on Monday morning. 869 00:51:34,192 --> 00:51:35,224 Alright, good luck to you. 870 00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:36,225 Thank you, appreciate it. 871 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:37,226 - Please, I can't. 872 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,095 This is unbelievable. 873 00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:51,073 - Hello? 874 00:51:51,075 --> 00:51:52,241 - Hi babe. 875 00:51:52,243 --> 00:51:53,243 - Hi. 876 00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:56,879 Where you guys at now? 877 00:51:56,881 --> 00:52:00,416 - We're somewhere in Philly, Dlayne's in jail. 878 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,151 - What? 879 00:52:02,153 --> 00:52:03,285 Why? 880 00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:06,021 - Amy, please, please, I don't know, 881 00:52:06,023 --> 00:52:09,492 he had some warrants out or something and driving 882 00:52:09,494 --> 00:52:11,594 with a suspended license, who the fuck knows with him? 883 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:13,996 - I knew, I knew this trip was a bad idea, 884 00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:15,865 especially with Dayne. 885 00:52:15,867 --> 00:52:18,000 - Amy, please don't lecture me right now. 886 00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:19,835 I am just calling to say hi, wanted to have 887 00:52:19,837 --> 00:52:22,271 a peaceful conversation, just keep you updated. 888 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:23,739 - Well thanks for the daily update 889 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:26,308 of how much of a fuck up your best friend is, Steve. 890 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,110 Real newsflash there! 891 00:52:28,112 --> 00:52:30,179 - Amy, please, alright? 892 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:35,451 God, I'm tired, can I just have a little support right now? 893 00:52:35,453 --> 00:52:36,685 Please? 894 00:52:36,687 --> 00:52:38,420 - Yeah, it would be nice, wouldn't it? 895 00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:40,289 How do you think I feel, Steve? 896 00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:42,858 I loved your mom too. 897 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:47,329 But you left me dealing with this all on my own. 898 00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:49,899 Curt's just a child, Steve, he doesn't even 899 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:53,335 understand that his grandmother just passed away. 900 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:57,173 You need to be home with your family. 901 00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,141 - You're acting like I abandoned my family, Amy. 902 00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:00,609 I didn't. 903 00:53:00,611 --> 00:53:04,713 Look, I'm honoring my mother the only way I know how. 904 00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:06,282 You don't get it. 905 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:11,554 I didn't show her appreciation at all her whole life. 906 00:53:18,562 --> 00:53:22,598 I can't see her again, Amy, you understand that? 907 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,334 I can't ever talk to her again. 908 00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:29,371 - I'm so sorry baby. 909 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,610 I just want you here home with us. 910 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:38,180 Can you just please skip the rest of the monuments 911 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:39,481 and come home? 912 00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:45,020 - I love you and curt so much, I miss you guys. 913 00:53:46,089 --> 00:53:49,491 I just have to do this, please understand that. 914 00:53:49,493 --> 00:53:53,796 I can't explain it, it's just something I have to do. 915 00:53:55,799 --> 00:53:57,433 I'll call you soon, alright? 916 00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:58,634 I love you. 917 00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:00,135 - I love you too. 918 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:43,212 - Hey yo, what are you in here for? 919 00:54:43,214 --> 00:54:45,514 Hey dipshit, you deaf? 920 00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:47,650 Said what are you in here for? 921 00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:49,885 - Being an idiot. 922 00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,755 - Well, con-fucking-gratulations. 923 00:54:53,757 --> 00:54:55,457 Aren't you a peach? 924 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,027 - What did you say? 925 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,364 - What are you a fucking retard? 926 00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:06,568 You one of these slow di di dits? 927 00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:14,443 You know, you remind me a lot of my little boy, man. 928 00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:16,245 He's a little bitch. 929 00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,381 Soft, just like his mama. 930 00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:26,155 See that's the problem with kids nowadays. 931 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:29,892 They're soft, they got no backbones. 932 00:55:29,894 --> 00:55:31,794 You slap them up a little bit to show them what's what 933 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:33,429 and what they do? 934 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:36,398 They run and call the cops on you. 935 00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:37,400 What? 936 00:55:38,668 --> 00:55:43,272 You think my old man didn't smack me up from time to time? 937 00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:44,274 Shit. 938 00:55:45,909 --> 00:55:48,177 That old bastard used to have this belt, 939 00:55:48,179 --> 00:55:51,347 he used to wrap it around his hand real, real tight 940 00:55:51,349 --> 00:55:53,482 and then that motherfucker used to go to town on me. 941 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,887 Used to wake up the next morning with welts this big 942 00:55:58,889 --> 00:56:00,522 on my back. 943 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,824 But did I cry? 944 00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,360 Did I run to school and tell my teachers 945 00:56:04,362 --> 00:56:06,962 my daddy hit me, my daddy hit me, like a little 946 00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:08,263 fucking bitch? 947 00:56:09,899 --> 00:56:11,100 Fuck no. 948 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,401 You know why? 949 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:15,504 'Cause that's the shit that makes you a man. 950 00:56:15,506 --> 00:56:18,574 But not my boy, no he can't comprehend that shit. 951 00:56:18,576 --> 00:56:20,876 So fuck it, you know what? 952 00:56:22,645 --> 00:56:24,780 He's got a problem with me laying my hands on him 953 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:27,716 and trying to make him man up? 954 00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,218 Fuck it. 955 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,853 That little bastard can raise himself, 956 00:56:30,855 --> 00:56:31,855 you know what I'm saying? 957 00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:09,384 - I'm really sorry, man. 958 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:13,622 But thank you. 959 00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:18,794 Where'd you get the money to bail me out? 960 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:21,363 - Don't worry about it. 961 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:22,831 - Steve, I know you don't have that kind of money 962 00:58:22,833 --> 00:58:24,533 just laying around. 963 00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:30,572 Did they give you the life insurance money already? 964 00:58:30,574 --> 00:58:31,773 Dude, just tell me where you got the money... 965 00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,209 - I got it from curt's savings, alright? 966 00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,512 Child had to bail you out. 967 00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,781 I can't believe you, man. 968 00:58:39,783 --> 00:58:42,017 Take a fucking road trip on a suspended license? 969 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:44,520 Warrants out your fucking arrest you don't even tell me? 970 00:58:44,522 --> 00:58:46,255 - I told you, you wouldn't have let me come, would you? 971 00:58:46,257 --> 00:58:48,357 And I wanna honor mom as well. 972 00:58:48,359 --> 00:58:50,592 - She wasn't your mother. 973 00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:52,794 - Don't fucking say that. 974 00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:55,864 Alright, we have our differences, I might be a fuckup 975 00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,200 and you can be mad at me, but don't fucking go there. 976 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,402 - Everything you fucking do affects somebody else, 977 00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:02,137 you know that you fucking selfish prick? 978 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:03,906 - Oh, maybe I should be more responsible like you, 979 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:05,407 huh? 980 00:59:05,409 --> 00:59:06,775 - Are you being sarcastic right now? 981 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:07,843 Huh? 982 00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:09,611 Fucking hope not, man. 983 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:11,480 You're lucky I'm fucking here right now. 984 00:59:11,482 --> 00:59:15,050 Always bailing you out of fucking jail and anything else. 985 00:59:15,052 --> 00:59:16,451 I'm sitting here wondering when the next fucking time 986 00:59:16,453 --> 00:59:18,754 I have to bail you out is. 987 00:59:20,156 --> 00:59:22,324 Lisa's doing the right thing keeping chance from you. 988 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:24,393 - Fuck you! 989 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:50,112 Need to ask you a favor. 990 01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:51,947 - What? 991 01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:56,385 - Can we stop in St. Louis? 992 01:00:57,253 --> 01:00:59,187 - Are you serious? 993 01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:00,189 - Yeah. 994 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,559 - That's like 300 miles in the wrong direction, man. 995 01:01:04,561 --> 01:01:08,664 I lost three fucking days 'cause of your shenanigans. 996 01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:11,233 - Look, I know we've had our differences this trip. 997 01:01:11,235 --> 01:01:14,936 But this is really important to me, okay? 998 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:18,073 Please, I need to stop in St. Louis. 999 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,545 I have to see my dad. 1000 01:01:24,547 --> 01:01:27,082 - Are you sure he's even ticking? 1001 01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,784 - Yeah, he's there. 1002 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,968 - I'll wait here for you, man. 1003 01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:53,308 - Why don't you come in with me? 1004 01:01:53,310 --> 01:01:55,677 - You really want me to? 1005 01:01:55,679 --> 01:01:56,679 - Yeah. 1006 01:01:59,816 --> 01:02:00,849 - Let's go. 1007 01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:27,275 - Whatever you two are selling, I ain't buying. 1008 01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:33,515 - You really don't recognize me, do you? 1009 01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:34,583 - Should I? 1010 01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:37,185 - Guess not. 1011 01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,887 It's been 27 years. 1012 01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:49,998 - Holy shit. 1013 01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:53,735 Clayne? 1014 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:56,171 - I'm surprised you even remember my name. 1015 01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:57,906 - Jesus Christ boy! 1016 01:02:59,642 --> 01:03:01,843 Who's your friend here? 1017 01:03:01,845 --> 01:03:04,012 - That's my buddy Steve. 1018 01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:05,547 - I remember you. 1019 01:03:06,482 --> 01:03:07,949 Yeah. 1020 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:09,885 These two little bastards ran all over the neighborhood 1021 01:03:09,887 --> 01:03:12,854 causing all kinds of hell. 1022 01:03:12,856 --> 01:03:13,856 Yeah. 1023 01:03:14,857 --> 01:03:18,093 So how's your mother doing these days? 1024 01:03:19,529 --> 01:03:21,296 - She's great. 1025 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,865 She's been dead for 20 years. 1026 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:32,007 - Jeez, I'm sorry to hear that. 1027 01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:33,575 - Yeah, so was I. 1028 01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:38,079 - Hey look, I'm gonna give you guys some privacy. 1029 01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:40,448 Nice to see you again, sir. 1030 01:03:42,385 --> 01:03:43,518 - Well hell. 1031 01:03:44,787 --> 01:03:48,356 Say, you boys, you wanna grab some beers? 1032 01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:51,793 I got a nice little spot around the corner over here, 1033 01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,061 we can... 1034 01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:55,664 - I'm not here to drink beers with you, bishop. 1035 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:56,666 - No? 1036 01:03:58,534 --> 01:04:00,702 What do you want from me? 1037 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:03,972 - What do I want from you? 1038 01:04:03,974 --> 01:04:05,207 Okay for starters how 'bout you tell me 1039 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:08,043 why I haven't heard from you in 27 years? 1040 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:10,312 - You gotta understand something, son. 1041 01:04:10,314 --> 01:04:14,449 Me and your mother, we didn't get along so well. 1042 01:04:16,252 --> 01:04:20,255 I didn't want to make things worse for you. 1043 01:04:20,257 --> 01:04:25,026 I figured calling and writing would just make things 1044 01:04:25,028 --> 01:04:27,529 harder for you, that's all. 1045 01:04:27,531 --> 01:04:28,997 - Harder for me? 1046 01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,633 You're my dad. 1047 01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:35,270 All I wanted from you was a kind word. 1048 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:36,538 I miss you. 1049 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,772 I love you. 1050 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:39,641 A fucking happy birthday, champ. 1051 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:40,643 Anything! 1052 01:04:42,478 --> 01:04:46,381 What kind of piece of shit just disappears like that? 1053 01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:49,050 - So you drove all the way out here 1054 01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:51,653 to show me that you're a better man than me? 1055 01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:52,721 Is that it? 1056 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:56,691 Does it make you feel happy? 1057 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:00,962 See your old man's nothing but a worthless drunk? 1058 01:05:00,964 --> 01:05:01,964 Yeah. 1059 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:06,968 Is this gonna make you feel better, boy? 1060 01:05:06,970 --> 01:05:09,671 - Not a day has gone by since you left that I haven't 1061 01:05:09,673 --> 01:05:11,306 thought about you. 1062 01:05:12,508 --> 01:05:15,644 Where you were, what you were doing. 1063 01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:19,381 I didn't understand how someone could not want 1064 01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:20,682 their own son. 1065 01:05:23,152 --> 01:05:26,087 I used to wish that you were dead. 1066 01:05:26,089 --> 01:05:27,222 'Cause at least then there was a reason 1067 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:29,691 that you weren't calling me. 1068 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:33,995 Then I found out you were alive. 1069 01:05:33,997 --> 01:05:35,230 So I had to come up with new reasons 1070 01:05:35,232 --> 01:05:37,299 that you wouldn't call. 1071 01:05:40,403 --> 01:05:41,536 I used to think about it, I'd sit there and imagine 1072 01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:44,039 you'd met this new woman. 1073 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:48,476 You got married and you had a family, new kids. 1074 01:05:48,478 --> 01:05:51,613 And there's this beautiful house on a sunny day, 1075 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:54,649 and it's your new son's birthday. 1076 01:05:54,651 --> 01:05:56,785 And it made you think of me. 1077 01:05:56,787 --> 01:06:00,822 So you'd sneak inside and you'd try to call me. 1078 01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,324 And right before I could pick up your new wife 1079 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,526 would come in and she'd stop you and you'd have to 1080 01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:05,528 hang up. 1081 01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:10,398 Fuck, every time someone called and hung up 1082 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,767 I thought maybe it was you. 1083 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,704 It never was, was it? 1084 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:19,541 - I wanted to call you, son. 1085 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:20,575 - You wanted to call me? 1086 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:22,944 Well what a fucking relief. 1087 01:06:24,847 --> 01:06:27,415 You know what I do when I want to talk to my son? 1088 01:06:27,417 --> 01:06:31,219 I pick up the goddamn phone or I go see him. 1089 01:06:32,555 --> 01:06:33,555 - You have a son? 1090 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,690 - Yeah, I do. 1091 01:06:35,692 --> 01:06:39,995 And he's the most important thing in the world to me. 1092 01:06:41,464 --> 01:06:43,798 - What's his name? 1093 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,800 - You don't get to know that. 1094 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,035 You know why? 1095 01:06:47,037 --> 01:06:48,370 Because you'll never fucking see him, 1096 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:50,605 and you will never fucking talk to him. 1097 01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:52,173 But what you need to know is that I will be there 1098 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,942 every single day for him until they put me in 1099 01:06:53,944 --> 01:06:58,046 the ground 'cause that's what a real fucking father does. 1100 01:06:58,048 --> 01:07:00,081 - Well congratu-fucking-lations. 1101 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,083 Huh? 1102 01:07:03,219 --> 01:07:04,853 Ain't you a peach? 1103 01:07:08,257 --> 01:07:11,326 What do you want me to do boy, huh? 1104 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:15,463 Throw you a goddamn parade? 1105 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:16,865 - I want you to sit there and finish drinking 1106 01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,500 yourself to death. 1107 01:07:20,436 --> 01:07:21,436 - Clayne! 1108 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,190 - I was just a little fucking kid! 1109 01:07:42,192 --> 01:07:44,559 Why the fuck would he not want me? 1110 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:45,994 What the fuck did I do? 1111 01:07:53,936 --> 01:07:56,404 Why the fuck didn't he want me? 1112 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,841 Why the fuck did he not want me? 1113 01:07:59,843 --> 01:08:03,144 Why, I didn't fucking do anything? 1114 01:08:03,146 --> 01:08:04,879 Just a fucking kid! 1115 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,483 Fucking little. 1116 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:27,769 - I'm sorry. 1117 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:33,341 I'm here for you, alright? 1118 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:40,782 Come here. 1119 01:08:43,018 --> 01:08:44,319 Love you, man. 1120 01:08:45,588 --> 01:08:49,924 You're a better man than that, you know that? 1121 01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:50,926 Alright? 1122 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,462 Love you, man. 1123 01:09:15,218 --> 01:09:16,218 - Dayne. 1124 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,557 - Are you sure? 1125 01:09:23,692 --> 01:09:25,160 - Absolutely, man. 1126 01:09:25,162 --> 01:09:26,694 That shit I said about her not being your mother, 1127 01:09:26,696 --> 01:09:28,163 that's bullshit. 1128 01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:32,133 She raised you like you were her own. 1129 01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:33,935 We're brothers, man. 1130 01:11:24,514 --> 01:11:25,513 - What the fuck was that? 1131 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:27,015 - Oh shit. 1132 01:11:27,017 --> 01:11:28,017 Oh, fuck. 1133 01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:30,752 Think I blew a tire. 1134 01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:31,754 - Fuck. 1135 01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:16,197 This is unbelievable, GPS is coming in and out, 1136 01:12:16,199 --> 01:12:18,099 I can't get no reception right now. 1137 01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:19,233 - Dude, nothing would work out here. 1138 01:12:19,235 --> 01:12:21,436 I think this is a bad idea. 1139 01:12:21,438 --> 01:12:22,704 - Well what else do you want from me? 1140 01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,405 I don't, you know, seriously? 1141 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:25,573 - If we stayed on the highway we might see somebody 1142 01:12:25,575 --> 01:12:27,041 coming by. 1143 01:12:27,043 --> 01:12:29,077 This way, there's nobody that way and I remember it was 1144 01:12:29,079 --> 01:12:31,679 like 100 miles to. 1145 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:33,815 - Seriously, like five miles or so there was a little 1146 01:12:33,817 --> 01:12:35,516 gas station rest stop. 1147 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:37,952 I don't wanna sit there and wait. 1148 01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:40,288 - I don't feel like getting murdered and raped today, man. 1149 01:12:40,290 --> 01:12:42,724 - Nobody wants to get home more than me right now, alright? 1150 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:43,925 Please. 1151 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,526 This is the fastest way, I promise. 1152 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:48,229 Come on, GPS, it keeps coming in and out, man. 1153 01:12:48,231 --> 01:12:50,031 Said like five miles or something last time 1154 01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:52,333 and we've walked at least a half mile from there. 1155 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:53,334 Check your phone. 1156 01:12:53,336 --> 01:12:54,802 - Are you joking? 1157 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:55,870 Okay, yeah. 1158 01:12:56,572 --> 01:12:57,939 Spock? 1159 01:12:57,941 --> 01:12:58,973 Okay yeah, you got us? 1160 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,941 Okay, yeah. 1161 01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:01,175 - That's a good one. 1162 01:13:01,177 --> 01:13:02,110 I've no time to joke, I need to get home. 1163 01:13:02,112 --> 01:13:03,511 - Change mine to a bean burrito. 1164 01:13:03,513 --> 01:13:05,346 Tell Sulu to quit humping my plant. 1165 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:08,483 - That's really gonna help us, that's really good. 1166 01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:09,484 Here comes a Van. 1167 01:13:09,486 --> 01:13:10,485 - What? 1168 01:13:10,487 --> 01:13:11,486 - Van. 1169 01:13:11,488 --> 01:13:12,488 Hey! 1170 01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:15,123 - Man, that's not a good idea. 1171 01:13:15,125 --> 01:13:16,858 - Not a good, man, seriously, you wanna stand out 1172 01:13:16,860 --> 01:13:18,559 here and you're sitting here whining about this, 1173 01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,828 let's go, wave him on. 1174 01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:21,830 Yo! 1175 01:13:25,868 --> 01:13:29,003 Come on, what are you afraid of? 1176 01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,343 Thanks for stopping, guys. 1177 01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:39,147 - Looks like you two are in big trouble. 1178 01:13:39,149 --> 01:13:42,216 - Uh yeah actually our RV broke down a couple miles back 1179 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:43,584 on the highway. 1180 01:13:45,154 --> 01:13:46,587 - How? 1181 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:48,623 - Oh, good evening sir. 1182 01:13:50,993 --> 01:13:53,127 - No, how did it happen? 1183 01:13:55,063 --> 01:13:57,098 - Oh, I thought you guys didn't, you know. 1184 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,433 - We just, we blew a tire. 1185 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:00,034 Back on the highway. 1186 01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,970 - Very unlucky for you, white man. 1187 01:14:04,206 --> 01:14:07,241 - Yes, your people have raped and murdered our people 1188 01:14:07,243 --> 01:14:08,776 for far too long. 1189 01:14:10,212 --> 01:14:12,947 Now we are going to return the favor. 1190 01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:14,148 - What? 1191 01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:14,949 - Oh, okay, take it easy man, we don't even 1192 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,451 have any money. 1193 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:19,787 - Money, money cannot buy back what the white man 1194 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,489 has stolen from us. 1195 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,661 The only payment we want now is blood. 1196 01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:28,229 - Whoa whoa whoa. - What the fuck is that man? 1197 01:14:28,231 --> 01:14:29,330 Come on. 1198 01:14:29,332 --> 01:14:30,798 - Come on, guys. 1199 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,700 - Holy shit, the only payment we want is blood? 1200 01:14:32,702 --> 01:14:34,435 Oh man that's so fucking good! 1201 01:14:35,538 --> 01:14:37,071 - Are they serious? 1202 01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:38,073 - Awesome. 1203 01:14:42,177 --> 01:14:44,078 - We're just kidding, we're just kidding. 1204 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,079 - My heart is like pumping right now. 1205 01:14:45,081 --> 01:14:48,382 - So can you guys help us, or? 1206 01:14:48,384 --> 01:14:49,951 - I'm just messing with you, I'm Jack. 1207 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:50,952 - Steve. 1208 01:14:50,954 --> 01:14:52,587 - This is bill. 1209 01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:53,988 - Little nervous with that but nice to meet you, 1210 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:56,691 that's good, that's good. 1211 01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:57,925 - Get in the shaggin' wagon, we'll take you to town, 1212 01:14:57,927 --> 01:14:59,026 alright? 1213 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:00,028 - Woo. 1214 01:15:01,797 --> 01:15:05,600 - Guys, it's cool, we're not gonna rape you. 1215 01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:07,168 - Awesome. 1216 01:15:07,170 --> 01:15:08,236 Comforting. 1217 01:15:10,072 --> 01:15:11,272 - They seem pretty good, they seem pretty harmless. 1218 01:15:11,274 --> 01:15:12,473 - Yeah, it's your idea, get in the Van. 1219 01:15:12,475 --> 01:15:13,975 - Well come on if you're gonna come with us, 1220 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:18,212 I gotta catch the new south park anyways so let's go. 1221 01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:25,386 - Got it? 1222 01:15:26,822 --> 01:15:28,556 - Gotta fix that door. 1223 01:15:28,558 --> 01:15:31,692 - Yeah, well it's on our to-do list, we'll get to it. 1224 01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,928 - Thanks boys, appreciate it. 1225 01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:35,663 - Hey, make sure to Facebook me. 1226 01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:36,898 - Absolutely. 1227 01:15:37,900 --> 01:15:39,767 - Thanks again, both of you guys, seriously. 1228 01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:40,868 - Yeah, no problem. 1229 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:42,236 - Us white folk owe you one. 1230 01:15:43,473 --> 01:15:44,438 - Think you owe us more than one. 1231 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:45,840 - Hey ho! 1232 01:15:47,010 --> 01:15:48,010 - Shit. 1233 01:15:49,111 --> 01:15:52,780 - Nah but in all seriousness it's nice to see 1234 01:15:52,782 --> 01:15:54,615 that not everyone's forgotten about honoring those 1235 01:15:54,617 --> 01:15:56,717 that came before us. 1236 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,019 Dorothy'd be proud. 1237 01:15:58,021 --> 01:16:02,089 Take care of yourselves, have a blessed journey. 1238 01:16:13,302 --> 01:16:15,236 - Dude, why didn't you wake me up? 1239 01:16:15,238 --> 01:16:17,371 - You were sleeping like a baby. 1240 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:19,173 I gotta check on the RV anyway. 1241 01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:20,808 - What'd they say? 1242 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:24,312 - It's not good. 1243 01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,315 Expensive ass tow, tire repair, we're not gonna 1244 01:16:27,317 --> 01:16:29,884 have enough to get home, man. 1245 01:16:31,253 --> 01:16:33,054 I dunno, sucks. 1246 01:16:33,056 --> 01:16:34,056 - Fuck! 1247 01:16:34,856 --> 01:16:36,824 - Yeah, we are fucked. 1248 01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:39,393 - Fuck, I'm sorry. 1249 01:16:41,196 --> 01:16:43,998 I know this is on me, I know I cost you a lot this trip. 1250 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,132 - It's fine. 1251 01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:48,703 - No, I swear to god I'm gonna pay you back, and curt. 1252 01:16:48,705 --> 01:16:50,204 - I'm not worried about that right now. 1253 01:16:50,206 --> 01:16:52,273 I just wanna find a way to get fucking home right now. 1254 01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:53,507 - We'll get you home. 1255 01:16:53,509 --> 01:16:54,442 And I know you're not worried about this, 1256 01:16:54,444 --> 01:16:56,510 but I need you to hear me. 1257 01:16:56,512 --> 01:16:58,212 All the shit we gone through on this trip, 1258 01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,081 all I've been able to think about is my boy, 1259 01:17:00,083 --> 01:17:02,783 and he deserves better than I had and he's gonna 1260 01:17:02,785 --> 01:17:04,185 fucking get it. 1261 01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,588 All this other shit, it's done. 1262 01:17:07,590 --> 01:17:10,758 It's him and Lisa, that's it for me. 1263 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,293 I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna finish that training, 1264 01:17:12,295 --> 01:17:13,661 I'm gonna get one of those jobs you keep hounding me 1265 01:17:13,663 --> 01:17:14,795 about, okay? 1266 01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:17,431 I swear to god, man. 1267 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:21,168 - Alright, that's good. 1268 01:17:23,438 --> 01:17:26,907 Let's just reroute ourselves and find a fucking way home. 1269 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:30,878 The motel guy told me that hoover dam's 40 miles from here. 1270 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,614 We head there, head to la, shoot straight up the coast, 1271 01:17:33,616 --> 01:17:35,816 I don't know what we're gonna do. 1272 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:36,884 - Well when's curt's birthday? 1273 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:38,285 - Tomorrow. 1274 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,487 Fuck. 1275 01:17:39,489 --> 01:17:42,890 That's why I'm so fucking stressed out. 1276 01:17:42,892 --> 01:17:44,392 - La's done. 1277 01:17:44,394 --> 01:17:46,427 If the hoover dam's right there like he's saying, 1278 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,129 we scoot over, we spread some ashes, 1279 01:17:48,131 --> 01:17:50,698 and then we fucking burn it all the way home. 1280 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,899 I'll get you there. 1281 01:17:51,901 --> 01:17:53,467 - Let's do it, let's do it. 1282 01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:54,469 Let's go. 1283 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,032 - yo! 1284 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,667 Steve, let's go. 1285 01:18:26,669 --> 01:18:27,768 Get off the phone. 1286 01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:28,769 - What? 1287 01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,004 - Come on. 1288 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:30,805 - Babe, alright, let me call you back. 1289 01:18:30,807 --> 01:18:31,772 I know, I love you too. 1290 01:18:31,774 --> 01:18:32,840 Alright, bye. 1291 01:18:32,842 --> 01:18:34,108 - I love her too. 1292 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:34,942 Okay, we're getting on the chopper, let's go. 1293 01:18:34,944 --> 01:18:35,943 - No no no. 1294 01:18:35,945 --> 01:18:36,944 - Yeah yeah yeah. 1295 01:18:36,946 --> 01:18:38,145 This is fucking perfect. 1296 01:18:38,147 --> 01:18:39,080 - Dude I don't have that much money. 1297 01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:39,947 - I got it taken care of. 1298 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:40,948 - Clayne. 1299 01:18:40,950 --> 01:18:41,950 - Yeah. 1300 01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:44,652 - We're not getting on a fucking helicopter. 1301 01:18:44,654 --> 01:18:45,853 - Dude, I already got our tickets. 1302 01:18:45,855 --> 01:18:47,555 - We have to go. 1303 01:18:47,557 --> 01:18:49,056 - Listen, the guys an old fucking army fucking pilot, okay? 1304 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:51,792 I told him my dad flew in the war, big fucking sob story, 1305 01:18:51,794 --> 01:18:53,060 I told him what we were doing. 1306 01:18:53,062 --> 01:18:54,562 - Your dad was never in the fucking army. 1307 01:18:54,564 --> 01:18:55,863 - Don't worry about it, he doesn't know that, let's go. 1308 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:56,897 - Are you serious? 1309 01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:58,032 - Yes! 1310 01:18:58,034 --> 01:18:59,034 Come on! 1311 01:19:34,836 --> 01:19:37,171 - the hoover dam is one of America's great 1312 01:19:37,173 --> 01:19:39,473 engineering feats. 1313 01:19:39,475 --> 01:19:42,476 It has enough concrete in it to pave a road 1314 01:19:42,478 --> 01:19:46,614 all the way from San Francisco to New York City. 1315 01:19:47,916 --> 01:19:50,217 It was built during the great depression, and your 1316 01:19:50,219 --> 01:19:52,486 father always told me that it was a testimony 1317 01:19:52,488 --> 01:19:55,356 to the great American spirit. 1318 01:19:55,358 --> 01:19:59,493 To make things go right when things were tough. 1319 01:20:24,187 --> 01:20:25,419 - Who could pull a plan together? 1320 01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:26,887 Tell me, look at me, look at me right now! 1321 01:20:26,889 --> 01:20:28,088 Was that fucking amazing? 1322 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:29,056 - Yeah. 1323 01:20:29,058 --> 01:20:31,625 - Oh god, it was beautiful! 1324 01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:33,694 Mama Dee would have loved that shit. 1325 01:20:33,696 --> 01:20:34,695 - Yeah she would have. 1326 01:20:34,697 --> 01:20:35,830 - She did love it. 1327 01:20:35,832 --> 01:20:36,832 Woo! 1328 01:20:46,608 --> 01:20:49,643 - Mommy, when is daddy gonna be home? 1329 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:52,680 - Daddy's gonna be home soon, okay? 1330 01:20:53,615 --> 01:20:55,416 Now get back to bed. 1331 01:21:00,155 --> 01:21:02,022 - Lay off the throttle a little. 1332 01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,224 - Dude, I don't know what she's doing, 1333 01:21:03,226 --> 01:21:04,906 making all kinds of funky noises right now. 1334 01:21:06,395 --> 01:21:07,394 - Oh my god. 1335 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:08,395 - Oh no no no, she's smoking. 1336 01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:09,396 - Yeah, this is not good. 1337 01:21:09,398 --> 01:21:10,564 - Oh my god. 1338 01:21:10,566 --> 01:21:11,599 - Look at the fucking Gauge, man! 1339 01:21:11,601 --> 01:21:13,033 Come on! 1340 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:13,968 - These don't work, they haven't moved in like a week! 1341 01:21:13,970 --> 01:21:15,536 - Fucking pull over. 1342 01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:16,904 - Jesus Christ. 1343 01:21:20,775 --> 01:21:22,042 What do you think it is? 1344 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:23,611 - I don't know til I get the hood up. 1345 01:21:23,613 --> 01:21:24,845 - Is she hot? 1346 01:21:26,348 --> 01:21:27,514 - Yeah. 1347 01:21:27,516 --> 01:21:28,949 - Ooh! 1348 01:21:28,951 --> 01:21:29,951 God damn. 1349 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:31,752 Hook that? 1350 01:21:31,754 --> 01:21:32,987 - I got it. 1351 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:35,823 - Watch your hand, watch your hand. 1352 01:21:38,026 --> 01:21:39,026 Oh, fuck. 1353 01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:44,932 Alright, it's smoking like this and leaking that much, man. 1354 01:21:46,167 --> 01:21:47,368 Could be anything. 1355 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:49,904 Water pump, thermostat, I don't know man. 1356 01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:51,372 - Just needs some water. 1357 01:21:51,374 --> 01:21:53,507 - Yeah, even if we do that, that's just gonna 1358 01:21:53,509 --> 01:21:54,842 buy us time. 1359 01:21:54,844 --> 01:21:57,044 We'll have to pull over like every 15 miles. 1360 01:21:57,046 --> 01:21:58,846 - Dude, it's better than nothing. 1361 01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:00,381 We need to keep going. 1362 01:22:00,383 --> 01:22:02,016 Let's put some water in her and see what she needs. 1363 01:22:02,018 --> 01:22:04,385 Let her cool and get some water. 1364 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:05,686 - Alright, I'm gonna take a piss. 1365 01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:06,688 - Alright. 1366 01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:14,662 - Boom. 1367 01:22:14,664 --> 01:22:15,664 - What? 1368 01:22:17,532 --> 01:22:18,532 Demolition derby? 1369 01:22:18,534 --> 01:22:19,533 - Yeah. 1370 01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:20,535 $500. 1371 01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:24,238 - Are you serious? 1372 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:25,806 You wanna enter this into the derby? 1373 01:22:25,808 --> 01:22:27,141 - Fuck yeah, why not? 1374 01:22:27,143 --> 01:22:29,176 - Fucking die trying, dude. 1375 01:22:29,178 --> 01:22:30,344 This thing can't even run. 1376 01:22:30,346 --> 01:22:31,578 - Who gives a shit? 1377 01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:32,780 - I put water in it to keep it breathing. 1378 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:34,081 - All it needs to do is get fucking smashed, 1379 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:36,116 and it's my RV so I'm gonna do it. 1380 01:22:36,118 --> 01:22:37,851 We need that money. 1381 01:22:42,123 --> 01:22:44,024 - You really wanna do this? 1382 01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:46,160 - What else are we gonna fucking do? 1383 01:22:46,162 --> 01:22:51,098 We need the money, we gotta get you home, come on. 1384 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,100 - Fuck it. 1385 01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:53,801 Derby it is. 1386 01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:54,902 - Woo! 1387 01:22:54,904 --> 01:22:56,203 - Let's do it. 1388 01:23:07,115 --> 01:23:08,816 - It's a fucking demolition derby, what possible 1389 01:23:08,818 --> 01:23:10,818 requirements could you have? 1390 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:13,053 - Like I told you before, fuck nut, there's specific 1391 01:23:13,055 --> 01:23:14,855 modifications you have to have to your vehicle 1392 01:23:14,857 --> 01:23:17,224 in order to enter the derby and you don't have 'em. 1393 01:23:17,226 --> 01:23:19,326 There's specific regulations for safety. 1394 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:21,128 - Well do you have a specific regulations for what 1395 01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:22,730 I can shove right up your ass? 1396 01:23:22,732 --> 01:23:24,732 - Whoa whoa Dayne, Dayne, what the fuck are you doing? 1397 01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:25,933 Chill out. 1398 01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:27,167 - I tell you what I'm gonna do, hip hop. 1399 01:23:27,169 --> 01:23:28,669 I'm gonna let you enter the derby. 1400 01:23:28,671 --> 01:23:30,404 I'm even gonna give you two the vehicle to drive. 1401 01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:34,742 But when you lose, and you will lose, it's gonna be 1402 01:23:34,744 --> 01:23:37,044 $5,000 out of your pocket. 1403 01:23:38,246 --> 01:23:40,881 But if by some miracle you do win, I'll pay you 1404 01:23:40,883 --> 01:23:45,185 and sweet cheeks $500 to get the fuck out of here. 1405 01:23:46,054 --> 01:23:47,287 - It's what we came to do. 1406 01:23:47,289 --> 01:23:49,056 - Alright tiny, let's do it. 1407 01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:50,657 - Daisy, hand me the book. 1408 01:23:50,659 --> 01:23:53,594 So which one of you two pretty little boys are gonna drive? 1409 01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:54,862 - Me. 1410 01:23:54,864 --> 01:23:56,730 - You gonna drive? 1411 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:57,865 - I'm gonna get us home. 1412 01:23:57,867 --> 01:23:58,966 - Sign here. 1413 01:23:58,968 --> 01:24:00,868 Initial here and here. 1414 01:24:03,671 --> 01:24:05,239 Your car'll be out front. 1415 01:24:05,241 --> 01:24:06,673 - Do me a favor, charge yourself a sleeve 1416 01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:09,810 to cover that stupid fucking tattoo. 1417 01:24:10,845 --> 01:24:13,914 Yo man, you sure you wanna do this? 1418 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,549 - Yeah, I have to. 1419 01:24:18,420 --> 01:24:20,220 - Man, honestly I think we got a lot better chance 1420 01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:23,257 of winning that money if I'm behind the wheel. 1421 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:26,393 - I got this man, trust me, alright? 1422 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:32,953 - You fucking did it man! 1423 01:26:32,955 --> 01:26:34,454 Right, you okay? 1424 01:26:34,456 --> 01:26:38,792 Fucking amazing, listen to them, they fucking love you. 1425 01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:39,794 Woo! 1426 01:26:59,180 --> 01:27:00,414 Alright, whichever way this turns out we need 1427 01:27:00,416 --> 01:27:01,949 to get the fuck out of here, okay? 1428 01:27:01,951 --> 01:27:03,417 So we're gonna stash the bags behind the shed, 1429 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:05,319 if we get separated, meet there and we're gonna 1430 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,287 get the hell out, alright? 1431 01:27:07,289 --> 01:27:08,288 - Yeah, let's do it. 1432 01:27:08,290 --> 01:27:09,290 - Alright. 1433 01:27:10,858 --> 01:27:11,858 Hey. 1434 01:27:12,927 --> 01:27:14,394 What are we doing here? 1435 01:27:14,396 --> 01:27:16,396 - What do you mean? 1436 01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,332 - Why'd you push for this trip so soon after 1437 01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:19,800 your mom passed? 1438 01:27:24,139 --> 01:27:28,442 - Stevie, I want you to know I'm proud of you. 1439 01:27:33,348 --> 01:27:34,982 You're a good man. 1440 01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:41,188 You gave me a wonderful grandchild who lights up my world 1441 01:27:46,194 --> 01:27:49,763 and someday he's gonna be a great person. 1442 01:27:54,802 --> 01:27:59,106 He may even build a monument that stands for something 1443 01:28:01,709 --> 01:28:03,744 greater than all of us. 1444 01:28:04,646 --> 01:28:05,646 - Mom. 1445 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:12,152 There're just rock and metal. 1446 01:28:12,154 --> 01:28:16,189 You spent your whole life obsessing about them. 1447 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:21,762 - They, they always... 1448 01:28:22,864 --> 01:28:25,132 - always what, mom? 1449 01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:27,367 - Gave me hope. 1450 01:28:38,379 --> 01:28:39,379 - Mom? 1451 01:29:05,073 --> 01:29:06,707 - Fuck, I'm sorry. 1452 01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:08,842 - Yeah. 1453 01:29:10,545 --> 01:29:11,845 Let's do this. 1454 01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:48,508 - That was awesome, man. 1455 01:30:48,510 --> 01:30:49,976 - That was pretty crazy. 1456 01:30:53,715 --> 01:30:56,883 So you sure you're gonna be able to find a ride home? 1457 01:30:56,885 --> 01:30:59,219 - Come on, who you talking to? 1458 01:30:59,221 --> 01:31:02,088 Alright, take that money, get your flight. 1459 01:31:02,090 --> 01:31:03,757 You earned it, wild man. 1460 01:31:03,759 --> 01:31:05,192 - I did. 1461 01:31:05,194 --> 01:31:06,193 I did. 1462 01:31:06,195 --> 01:31:07,994 - Plus, you know me. 1463 01:31:07,996 --> 01:31:10,497 I turn problems into solutions. 1464 01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:12,332 - Is that right, John Lennon? 1465 01:31:12,334 --> 01:31:13,334 - Yeah. 1466 01:31:16,938 --> 01:31:18,738 What a fucking trip. 1467 01:31:20,274 --> 01:31:22,409 - Yeah, I'm never gonna be able to look at 1468 01:31:22,411 --> 01:31:24,711 a United States map the same way. 1469 01:31:24,713 --> 01:31:28,114 Every little no name town, street sign, 1470 01:31:30,351 --> 01:31:34,654 it all means so much more now, you know what I mean? 1471 01:31:36,724 --> 01:31:38,658 - Gonna try to kiss me, aren't you? 1472 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:39,659 - You'd like that. 1473 01:31:39,661 --> 01:31:40,660 - You poet. 1474 01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:41,662 - You'd like that. 1475 01:31:42,798 --> 01:31:45,065 - Weird question. 1476 01:31:45,067 --> 01:31:47,033 - Have no doubts, man. 1477 01:31:48,269 --> 01:31:50,904 - Is there any of mom left? 1478 01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:53,707 - Saved a little bit for Aberdeen. 1479 01:31:53,709 --> 01:31:54,709 - Okay. 1480 01:32:01,883 --> 01:32:03,650 What's up boss? 1481 01:32:03,652 --> 01:32:04,951 Get home safe. 1482 01:32:08,089 --> 01:32:09,623 - How's it going? 1483 01:32:15,496 --> 01:32:16,963 Hold on one sec. 1484 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,166 I believe you, man. 1485 01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:21,401 - About what? 1486 01:32:22,436 --> 01:32:25,839 - You say you want to change your life. 1487 01:32:27,241 --> 01:32:28,642 - I'm just ready to make people's lives better instead 1488 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:29,644 of worse. 1489 01:32:30,711 --> 01:32:33,513 - You already have, man. 105196