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Your sister heard
an old favorite
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on the radio the other day...
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You know what I heard
on the radio today
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who I haven't heard from
in a really long time
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but low?key love?
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Radio?
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Oh, so you were here
when I said that then.
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Which radio?
The one in the fuckin' truck.
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Are you being goofy right now?
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So, terrestrials radios!
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All right. Yeah. So you're
being goofy right now.
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No, it's just I don't knows
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too many peoples who still
listens to terrestrials radios.
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You've ceased mingling with
the peasants then, hey, Dan?
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Internet radios,
satellite radios and podcasters
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is far more populars these days.
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What do youse listen to?
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My Favorite Murder podcast.
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Taggart and Torrens podcast.
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WAYNE: Stern.
Ah, Stern's fuckin' sexy.
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Most peoples just don't listen
to terrestrials radio.
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Internet radios and satellite
radios have become far superior.
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So, if Howard Stern's
type of radio
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is better
than terrestrial radio,
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would Howard Stern's type
be... Extra?terrestrial?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALL: Extra?terrestrial...
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALL: Fuck you, Dary.
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Guess who I heard
on terrestrial radio
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who I haven't heard from
in a really long time
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but low?key love?
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Who was it?
DMX.
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Fuckin' A.
You like him, too?
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Sure I do.
Why?
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Well, because
he's an animal lover.
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How do youse knows
he's an animal lover?
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Well, on account of him always
barkin' like a dog in his songs.
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See, that's why
I low?key love him.
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He just, he sounds so tough
when he goes
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"arf, arf"
at the end of a rap.
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How's that go, Katy?
Arf, arf.
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I see. So, arf, arf...
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What the fuck was that?
What's the problem?
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If DMX was here right now,
he'd hoof you right in the nuts.
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I think DMX would assume
Dary'd already been hoofed in the nuts.
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Yeah. I mean,
you might as well make a cat sound
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at the end
of a tough guy line.
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Well, how'd that go, Katy?
Meow!
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No, but put some threatening
rap music lyrics
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in front of it
like DMX would.
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Okay. I'm click?clackin'
and rack stackin',
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bitches know I'm packin',
I'm the trillist. Meow!
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See?
I see. It's not the same thing.
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Nope. No animal sound
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would have the same effect
as a dog barking
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if you're tryin' to sound tough
with rap music lyrics. Not one.
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Maybe it coulds.
Okay, Dan.
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Dan, okay. Okay, Dan.
Let's put it to the test.
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Ahem. Uh...
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It's the jump?off.
Rockin' in my Tims.
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I'm the greatest. Get shook.
Baa!
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Nope.
This is America.
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Put the Benjamin's
in the bag, bitch.
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Hoes in the trap,
laid back in the 'Lac,
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I'm a don.
Quack, quack, quack.
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Strike two.
Number one country hustlers,
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I'll spray your crew
and shoot up your funeral.
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It's beef and that's hunnid.
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(CROWING)
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Strike three. Youse outs.
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Ha, ha. Woo! J Hova.
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Original north side
gang bangers. Bounce. Real Quick. Moo!
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Okay. Yes, I understands.
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I'm a P?I?M?P.
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Banana clips in the Benz.
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I'll skeet on your main chick,
you little bitch. Baa!
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Okay, you've made your points.
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Squee?squee. Ice on my wrist.
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I'm strappin' and clappin'
the glock.
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I'm about
to shoot up your block.
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Keep it gangster. (CAWING)
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Okay, that might be
enough shouting.
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(IMITATES ALARM) Machiavelli.
Mom's spaghetti,
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it's straight yayo all day, yo.
I'm the realist. Hee?haw!
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I said you made our point!
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Gucci bag. Poppin' Dom.
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Racks on racks on racks, bitch.
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Make money.
Imma shoot on your casket.
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(COOS)
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This is getting obnoxious.
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Versace, Versace, Versace.
Cash money,
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Uzi's in the back of the Bentley
For real though.
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Ribbit...
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So you see, Dan? No animal sound
is as tough as a dog sound.
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I'm the king of the jungle,
bitch!
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Bow down! (ROARS)
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I'm pretty sure that was a lion
he was attempting there. So...
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So you stand corrected.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay...
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Is... Is that okay?
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I... Just asking...
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Are you okay? Yep... Just...
Just checking... Bye.
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Don't do that, bud.
What?
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Ask your gal privately,
but publicly, "Are you okay?"
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Well, I was just making sure.
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Yeah, you don't wanna get
too needy
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with a gal like that, Dary.
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A gal like what?
A gal who is, respectfully,
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super, super,
super fuckin' hot.
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She's Victoria Secrets hot,
there, good buddys.
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She's Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit Edition hot, Dary.
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Well, yeah. All the more reason
to make sure she's okay.
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Well, don't say
we didn't warn ya.
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(IMITATES SWITCH)
How's the day?
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Longest day of the year.
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Summer solsticks...
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And you know what that means...
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ALL: Century Club!
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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A hundred shots of beer
in a hundred minutes
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will buckle ya if you
don't have a strategy.
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Let me just call the girlfriend
and, uh,
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make sure it's okay with
le ol' boule et chaine.
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Put your phone down, Dary.
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And fuckin' stomp on it...
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You try dating a French girl.
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Yeah, give it a shot, bud.
WAYNE: 'Kay.
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KATY:
Today on the summer solstice
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we honor the time good ol'
Uncle Eddie
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got the worst
sunburn this side of Sasky,
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thus having to spend the
longest day of the year inside,
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drinkin' the bar down.
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Well, I'm not carrying Dan home
from the bar this time.
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That was youse?
Well... Who's in?
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The skids are sober,
so they're out.
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And I don't know, I haven't
heard from Reilly and Jonesy.
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McMurrays?
Yeah, they'll be there.
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(GROANS)
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Mrs. McMurray tried to arrange
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some sort of pre?drink
on Facebook.
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Which is really
counterproductive
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for the Century Club.
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Also, fuck Facebook.
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You'll wanna avoid
McMurray today.
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Is that possible?
Why?
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Well, it is the Century Club,
so he'll be shit?faced.
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DARYL: And when McMurray gets
shit?faced,
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things come out
of him that are...
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Off?putting.
Like what?
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No. This one's
best left parked.
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Well, now I'm just
super curious.
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No, just...
Just lets sleepin' dogs lies.
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Yeah, yeah,
and don't kick a dead horse.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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Yeah, stay away from him today.
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Actually, stay away from him
when he's shit?faced any time.
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You do realize you're driving us
straight to him, right?
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Can confirm.
Well, I got the e?brake on so...
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Better let it out.
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Can't control a French girl.
Or a fuckin' bored one.
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'Sup?
'Sup?
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We'll find out about it anyway.
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Look, here's the scoop
and I'm gonna tell you.
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When McMurray gets shit?faced,
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he likes to recount stories
from his boys' trips.
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He still goes on boys' trips
and he's married? Grow up.
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Yeah, he says things that are,
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mmm...
Spit it out.
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Shoot.
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Just the worst fuckin' things
you've ever heards
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in your entire lives.
This I promise youse.
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Thank you, Squirrelly Dan.
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MARIE?FREDERIQUE:
My brother was a hockey player,
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all my cousins, too. I grew up
with boys. The worst kind.
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So just try me.
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Samezies.
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All right. If we're goin' in,
we're goin' in.
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We ain't
stopping till the job's done.
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I should've packed
a lunch for this.
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And final warning,
this one is best left unpacked.
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Once we start you're
gonna want us to stop.
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But we're not gonna stop.
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Prove it.
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You guys should do it
in your McMurray's voice.
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Also keep your jaws clenched
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like he does when he's
all shit?faced.
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You know, for its effects.
Any time now.
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Buckles up.
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Wayne, how would youse
like to talk about cunt?
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Hey, Dary, are you an ass man,
a tits man, or a cunt man?
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Hey, you ever fucked a couple
of tasties at the same time?
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Oh... Fucked so many tasties.
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They used to tell me,
"Hey, you wanna taste it?"
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They used to say, "Come on,
big boy,
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"wanna jam
a little bit of a taste?"
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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I go down to Vegas with about 17
buddies every single year
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and you never seen
so much cunt in your life.
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Ew!
Hard Rock rooftop,
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poolside villas. I ain't never
seen so much cunt in my life.
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Anybody tell ya they seen
more cunt then that's a liar!
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I used to fuck
so many tasties...
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(FRENCH PROFANITY)
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Where is Mrs. McMurray
in all this?
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We's don't ask
those kinds of questions.
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I'll tell ya, the last time
we were down there,
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we made a little hashtag
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so the boys could keep track
of each other.
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Why don't you
go ahead and search
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hashtag MashTheGash2018.
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The year before it was
hashtag SlitSlam2017.
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Oh... They were
just the tastiest
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little slits you've ever seen.
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You never seen a gash so tasty.
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You know what, Bobby,
Jim Dandy,
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you're gonna lose
a digit in that sort of snapper.
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Let me tell you something,
Vegas, Hard Rock rooftop,
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poolside villas,
that cunt's there for the money
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and the money's there
for the cunt.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Oui.
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(SPEAKING FRENCH)
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Yous guys had that comin',
good buddies.
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That's a keeper if there ever
was one, eh, good buddy?
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(SPEAKING FRENCH) Katy?
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But the McMurray's
are part of the lifestyle
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so don't they just do that
kind of shit together?
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I mean, they seem so in love.
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Different strokes for different
folks, Miss Katys.
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I don't think Mrs. McMurray
knows about this.
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It's none of our beeswax,
Miss Katy.
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And she oughtta.
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That's none of your beeswax,
Miss Katy.
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What are you trying
to say to me right now?
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I'm sorry, Miss Katys.
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Apples.
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How's the take down tally,
gents?
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Almost at the finish line.
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Let's sprint, baby,
you know I want it.
241
00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:51,305
Speaking of Finnish,
242
00:09:51,338 --> 00:09:54,241
I smashed a Finnish?Jordanian
a few nights ago. Exquisite.
243
00:09:54,274 --> 00:09:57,211
I smashed a Tongan?Micmac
just this morning.
244
00:09:57,244 --> 00:09:59,313
Yeah, I smashed
a Catalan?Cameroonian.
245
00:09:59,346 --> 00:10:01,181
Yeah? I smashed
a Swedish?West Indian.
246
00:10:01,215 --> 00:10:03,784
Good. Well I smashed
an Interior Salish?Thai?Syrian.
247
00:10:03,818 --> 00:10:07,021
Okay. Ever smashed an
East Timorese?Papua New Guinean?
248
00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:10,691
No. Ever smashed
a Honduran?Emiratis?Metis?
249
00:10:10,725 --> 00:10:11,759
Talk to me when you've smashed
250
00:10:11,792 --> 00:10:13,661
a Cape Verdean
Bahraini Manitoban.
251
00:10:13,694 --> 00:10:15,963
I smashed a
Kazakh?Baffin Island Inuit.
252
00:10:15,996 --> 00:10:18,198
Wonderful!
Final day of competition.
253
00:10:18,232 --> 00:10:20,200
Let's all take a piss
and get fuckin'
254
00:10:20,234 --> 00:10:22,402
some
Nepalese Maritimers.
255
00:10:22,436 --> 00:10:24,839
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
256
00:10:30,711 --> 00:10:32,847
(URINATING)
ALL: Oh... Ow...
257
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:35,215
Ronsey?
Daxy.
258
00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:36,283
Hurt a bit when you pee?
259
00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:37,351
It burns, buddy.
260
00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:39,119
Jonesy?
Reilly.
261
00:10:39,153 --> 00:10:40,087
It burns when I pee, buddy.
262
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:42,189
(REILLY AND JONESY
GROANING AND SQUEALING)
263
00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:44,892
DAX: It was that
Haitian?Bangladeshi.
264
00:10:44,925 --> 00:10:47,027
REILLY: (EXCLAIMS) That
Baja Desert?Ukrainian.
265
00:10:47,061 --> 00:10:50,097
RON: It had to have been that
Northern Irish?Maori tribesman.
266
00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,767
JONESY: It was that
Saint Lucian?Sikh separatist.
267
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,268
JONESY:
(FARTS) Fuck!
268
00:10:54,301 --> 00:10:55,870
(JONESY MOANING)
269
00:10:58,372 --> 00:11:00,440
Oh, Katy. You better tuck
in that bottom lip
270
00:11:00,474 --> 00:11:01,876
before ol' Tweety Bird
comes along
271
00:11:01,909 --> 00:11:03,077
and makes a poopy poop on it.
272
00:11:03,110 --> 00:11:04,444
Glen, I will...
Katy...
273
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:06,747
Get a drink.
274
00:11:07,381 --> 00:11:08,716
Can I get a drink?
275
00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,751
Oh, no, no, Katy.
Yell at me today.
276
00:11:10,785 --> 00:11:13,754
Because today I'm playing
the role of Gail the bartender
277
00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:15,055
so that she may binge drink
278
00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:16,256
with all y'all,
which is technically
279
00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,793
a form of alcoholism.
280
00:11:18,826 --> 00:11:19,994
It's gonna be a great day.
281
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:22,029
Not for hay.
Not today.
282
00:11:22,062 --> 00:11:23,263
Today we's stays.
283
00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:27,034
Inside?
284
00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:29,003
Fuck's sake.
You're gonna fuck it up, bud.
285
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,771
Meanwhile, hello there.
286
00:11:30,805 --> 00:11:32,940
Who's this nice little number,
Wayne? She's like a...
287
00:11:32,973 --> 00:11:36,176
Like a little Cathy Deneuve or
like a little Brigitte Bardot.
288
00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:37,778
Glen, this Marie?Fred.
289
00:11:37,812 --> 00:11:40,981
Oh...
Enchante, Marie?Fred.
290
00:11:41,015 --> 00:11:44,051
Je m'appelle all fucking yours.
291
00:11:44,084 --> 00:11:44,985
I know what you mean, Gail.
292
00:11:45,019 --> 00:11:47,154
She's like a...
Like a Juliet Binoche...
293
00:11:47,187 --> 00:11:49,156
Like a Marion Cotillard.
294
00:11:50,357 --> 00:11:51,491
I'm here with Wayne.
295
00:11:51,526 --> 00:11:53,127
Who?
Wayne.
296
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,262
I don't fuckin' know him.
Yeah, you do.
297
00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:57,031
But I know you...
Not yet.
298
00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:58,332
Soon...
299
00:11:58,365 --> 00:12:01,936
Oh, lads, just a little
FYI reminder.
300
00:12:01,969 --> 00:12:04,872
I am taking over
the bar for Gail today.
301
00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:06,807
ALL: We know!
Tone.
302
00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:07,842
Where's Bonnies?
303
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:11,045
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
304
00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,861
Bonnie, how're ya now?
305
00:12:26,894 --> 00:12:27,828
Good and you?
306
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,329
Not so bad.
You callin' this thing t'day?
307
00:12:29,363 --> 00:12:31,465
One hundred shots of beer
in 100 minutes.
308
00:12:31,498 --> 00:12:33,233
Rules are no pissin',
no passsin' out
309
00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,902
and especially no pukin'.
310
00:12:34,935 --> 00:12:37,004
Ugh! No pukin', please!
311
00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:39,574
Ew?wee?you?wee, gross, gross!
It's a carpet in here.
312
00:12:39,607 --> 00:12:41,809
Competition's slim this year.
The skids are sober.
313
00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:43,210
Reilly and Jonesy
called in sick.
314
00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:44,812
So, you've got a shot.
315
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:46,847
One hundred shots
to bes precise.
316
00:12:46,881 --> 00:12:47,982
Oh, Dan!
317
00:12:49,049 --> 00:12:50,551
Well, I'd have a beer.
Katy have a beer?
318
00:12:50,585 --> 00:12:52,820
I need a beer.
Marie?Fred, have a beer?
319
00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:54,321
I'd have a beer.
Dan, have a beer?
320
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,156
I'd have a beer.
Dary, have a beer?
321
00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,992
You okay?
Fuck sake.
322
00:12:58,025 --> 00:12:59,059
I'll grab them.
323
00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:00,460
This time, yes,
but next time,
324
00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:02,196
talk to old Glen. Say, "Glen,
get me some beers."
325
00:13:02,229 --> 00:13:04,899
Because technically today I'm
takin' over the bar for Gail.
326
00:13:04,932 --> 00:13:06,601
ALL: We know.
Okay. I'm starting to hear,
327
00:13:06,634 --> 00:13:08,435
I'm sayin' it a lot
and I'm being really detailed...
328
00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:12,206
You comin'?
Thought I'd concealed it.
329
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:14,074
GAIL: Let's go.
Oh, mercy.
330
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,444
Bonnie, get the hot compress
ready for Gail!
331
00:13:19,514 --> 00:13:20,915
She is some special, Wayne.
332
00:13:20,948 --> 00:13:23,017
She's like a little
Genevieve Bujold.
333
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:24,418
Or like a little
Marie?Josee Croze...
334
00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,554
Yep, a keeper
if there ever was one, bud.
335
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:28,222
Just makin' sure...
336
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,558
Oh, Daryl. You're a bit
of a tragedy today, aren't ya?
337
00:13:30,591 --> 00:13:32,627
A needy boy is a seedy boy.
Okay?
338
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,428
You're gonna
fudge this up, buddy.
339
00:13:34,461 --> 00:13:36,531
I don't know why
she's being so distant. Well...
340
00:13:36,564 --> 00:13:39,567
Take a look in the mirror
you fuckin' asshole!
341
00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:44,471
Wayne! How's the good
'n' you bad are you now?
342
00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:48,342
(SNICKERS) You're hammered...
McMurray.
343
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:49,409
Here they are...
344
00:13:49,443 --> 00:13:51,345
Well, I might've had
a helpin' hand
345
00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:52,446
from a spicy little number
346
00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:56,183
by the name of Mrs. Pampered
Puss McMurray. (MUTTERING)
347
00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:57,518
(MUTTERING)
348
00:13:57,552 --> 00:13:58,786
Hoo, boy!
MRS. McMURRAY: I'll tell you what.
349
00:13:58,819 --> 00:14:03,457
I might have a little base coat
of ginski in this cocksucker...
350
00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:05,926
Mayfair. The good stuff...
351
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,296
Hey, Gail! How are we doin'
for ginski in this cocksucker?
352
00:14:09,329 --> 00:14:12,332
You got the Piger Henricus
from... Quebec?
353
00:14:12,366 --> 00:14:14,969
GAIL: I got a Wendigo
if you want a Quebec gin.
354
00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:16,671
Awesome... Ginski...
355
00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:17,872
Oh, heavens... Okay?
356
00:14:17,905 --> 00:14:20,174
Next time ask me 'cause
I'm in charge of the bar today.
357
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:23,110
I am a lucky man.
(SNIFFLES)
358
00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:25,079
Well, now that the
sit?down pissers
359
00:14:25,112 --> 00:14:26,614
are trampin' off to the bar,
360
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,315
youse guys wanna
talk about cunt?
361
00:14:30,017 --> 00:14:31,451
DAX: What a pain in the ass,
eh, Ronsey?
362
00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:33,320
RON: I'd call it a pain
in the dick, Daxy.
363
00:14:33,353 --> 00:14:35,590
Pain in the ass?
Pain in the dick?
364
00:14:35,623 --> 00:14:37,491
REILLY AND JONESY:
This is the end of days.
365
00:14:37,525 --> 00:14:38,559
Oh, relax, boys.
366
00:14:38,593 --> 00:14:40,260
At least it's not the gift
that keeps on giving.
367
00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:42,429
Yeah, boys.
Could've been the herp?dog.
368
00:14:42,462 --> 00:14:45,332
How can you be so cold about
this? It's your manhood, boys.
369
00:14:45,365 --> 00:14:47,535
Doesn't it just level you
to see it like that?
370
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:51,972
This isn't your...
This is!
371
00:14:52,439 --> 00:14:53,674
(CLAPPING)
372
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,710
DAX AND RON:
Your first STD!
373
00:14:55,743 --> 00:14:58,012
Adorable.
374
00:14:58,045 --> 00:15:01,481
Wait. This...
This isn't yours?
375
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,084
DAX AND RON:
No!
376
00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:05,352
How many have you had?
377
00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,222
That's a tough question.
378
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,424
I don't even know.
Oh, my God, is that bad?
379
00:15:10,457 --> 00:15:11,491
Oh, my God, is it?
380
00:15:11,526 --> 00:15:12,627
I'm more trying
to think of a time
381
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,161
when I didn't have one.
382
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:19,634
(STAMMERS) Two?wenty?
Thirty?
383
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:22,570
You're in the ballpark.
I think?
384
00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:25,105
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, you're terrible.
385
00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:26,006
You're terrible.
386
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,643
How the fuck can you
be so calm about this?
387
00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:30,410
This is the end of days!
388
00:15:30,444 --> 00:15:33,047
REILLY AND JONESY: (CRYING)
This is the end of days!
389
00:15:37,184 --> 00:15:38,719
I think we learned
a lesson here, buddy.
390
00:15:38,753 --> 00:15:40,054
I think so too, buddy.
391
00:15:41,121 --> 00:15:42,456
Which is odd because
we're normally
392
00:15:42,489 --> 00:15:44,224
all about
the anti?lesson, buddy.
393
00:15:44,258 --> 00:15:46,527
Clear eyes, full hearts,
can't lose type thing.
394
00:15:47,628 --> 00:15:49,664
Yeah, it was coming to us, bro.
395
00:15:49,697 --> 00:15:51,498
When we compete
to take down babes...
396
00:15:51,532 --> 00:15:53,267
And nearly win.
Still could win.
397
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,468
But...
Really...
398
00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:57,237
BOTH:
No one wins. (GROAN)
399
00:15:57,271 --> 00:16:00,007
It was that
Himlayan?Bengali?Croat.
400
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,609
That rascal!
401
00:16:04,244 --> 00:16:05,980
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
402
00:16:25,399 --> 00:16:30,137
I feel foolish
I wanna drink too much
403
00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:34,775
You look Polish
you got a wicked sense of humor
404
00:16:34,809 --> 00:16:40,247
I feel dizzy
and I want your touch
405
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:44,652
Let's get tipsy
and start a rumor
406
00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:53,327
I feel restless here
I can't sit still
407
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:57,497
Everybody at this party's
got their fingers in the till
408
00:16:57,532 --> 00:17:03,203
I bet their parents
are ridiculously loaded
409
00:17:03,237 --> 00:17:08,042
Let's get moving,
before I'm loaded
410
00:17:11,646 --> 00:17:16,517
The dancers need a dance floor
the swingers gotta swing
411
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:21,622
Fashionable people
doing questionable things
412
00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:27,327
Fashionable, fashionable
fashionable people
413
00:17:31,265 --> 00:17:36,771
Fashionable, fashionable
fashionable people
414
00:17:40,608 --> 00:17:45,513
I don't wanna hang around
in someone else's scene
415
00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:50,551
Fashionable people
doing questionable things
416
00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:55,823
Fashionable, fashionable
fashionable people
417
00:17:59,927 --> 00:18:05,566
Fashionable, fashionable
fashionable people
418
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:15,275
Fashionable, fashionable
fashionable people
419
00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:19,514
Come on
420
00:18:19,547 --> 00:18:25,485
Questionable, questionable
questionable things
421
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,256
One hundred.
Congratulations, everyone.
422
00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:30,490
Huzzah, gang!
423
00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,459
We all finished
the cocksucker...
424
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:35,262
Nobody puked or pissed
or passed out.
425
00:18:35,295 --> 00:18:39,734
Wait. Yeah. Wow.
426
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:40,901
Everybody wins.
427
00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,637
Well, I do love
a happy ending.
428
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:44,539
As do I, mon frere.
429
00:18:44,572 --> 00:18:46,340
BONNIE: Congratulations on
completion, everyone.
430
00:18:46,373 --> 00:18:47,742
You may now
use the facilities.
431
00:18:49,844 --> 00:18:51,512
Oh...
432
00:18:51,546 --> 00:18:54,915
Hello. Goodbye.
Well, that's my cue.
433
00:18:54,949 --> 00:18:56,584
I'll help you bus, Glen.
434
00:18:56,617 --> 00:18:58,586
Samezies.
Ah, thank you.
435
00:18:58,619 --> 00:18:59,854
You got a big bin
for all this?
436
00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:00,921
GLEN: Well, I sure do.
437
00:19:00,955 --> 00:19:02,823
I got two strong hands.
I can help.
438
00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:04,491
No, we got it.
WAYNE: Good enough.
439
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:06,527
You leave it to Julie Delpy
and Mila Kunis and me.
440
00:19:06,561 --> 00:19:07,562
Come on, ladies.
441
00:19:09,697 --> 00:19:12,266
Well, they all cleared out
of here pretty fast.
442
00:19:12,299 --> 00:19:14,702
Not as fast as the wind.
443
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,236
You guys know that back
in high school
444
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,238
I used
to be known as... (MUTTERS)
445
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,908
(BURPS) I ought to tell youse
446
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:24,979
a story about hashtag
CuntCripple2016.
447
00:19:25,012 --> 00:19:27,582
Please don't feel
like you have to. Oh, I do.
448
00:19:27,615 --> 00:19:31,886
Going down Vegas with the boys.
Hard Rock rooftop...
449
00:19:31,919 --> 00:19:33,754
ALL: Poolside villas.
450
00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,723
This sweet and tasty
little thing
451
00:19:35,756 --> 00:19:38,759
comes and grabs me
right by the short and curlies,
452
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:41,495
right at the poolside bar.
And, believe me, never,
453
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:44,832
ever in your life have you ever
seen so many tasties ever.
454
00:19:44,865 --> 00:19:46,701
I'd have a dart.
I didn't fart.
455
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,335
Oh, now, now,
hold your horses now,
456
00:19:48,368 --> 00:19:50,337
'cause this is about
to get real good.
457
00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:54,241
Now this particular tasty
was of the Australian variety.
458
00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:55,309
Crikey.
459
00:19:55,342 --> 00:19:56,944
Now you may not know this,
460
00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:59,880
but down there
they likes you to piss on 'em.
461
00:19:59,914 --> 00:20:01,682
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
462
00:20:01,716 --> 00:20:03,250
Actually, I'm told
the dudes from down under
463
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:05,285
do piss on gals.
464
00:20:05,319 --> 00:20:06,687
But I don't know
what's in it for the gals.
465
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:08,623
So anyways, she says to me,
466
00:20:09,690 --> 00:20:11,892
"I'm gonna go lay in the tub
467
00:20:11,926 --> 00:20:15,530
"and I want you come in there
and have a little piss on me."
468
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:16,664
Fuck sake.
469
00:20:16,697 --> 00:20:20,535
So, I says to her, "You want the
yella or the big fella?"
470
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:21,468
Let's have a dart.
471
00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:23,470
Oh, no, come on now.
Now we're almost there.
472
00:20:23,504 --> 00:20:25,039
I'm almost done.
473
00:20:25,072 --> 00:20:26,807
I don't really know what to do.
474
00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:29,677
I don't know if I'm supposed
to get hard
475
00:20:29,710 --> 00:20:32,780
or where I'm
supposed to piss on her...
476
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:35,282
Dary!
I kinda wanna see where it goes.
477
00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:36,684
So she says to me,
478
00:20:36,717 --> 00:20:39,486
"I'm gonna go in there,
and lay in the tub
479
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,690
"and you're gonna go in there
and get a little bit hard,
480
00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:44,424
"and you're gonna come in
481
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:45,893
"and have a little piss
on my tits."
482
00:20:45,926 --> 00:20:48,462
Dart time!
Fart time. (LAUGHS)
483
00:20:48,495 --> 00:20:51,599
No, I just gotta call Anik,
make sure everything's good.
484
00:20:55,002 --> 00:20:56,904
McMurray...
Katy.
485
00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:03,744
DAN: (FARTS)
That wasn't a fart.
486
00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:08,448
I've got a question for you!
I've got a question for you...
487
00:21:08,482 --> 00:21:11,385
Okay. You need to know
that when...
488
00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:12,653
What are you doing
489
00:21:12,687 --> 00:21:14,354
the last week of May?
490
00:21:15,389 --> 00:21:17,758
Why?
I'll tell you.
491
00:21:19,059 --> 00:21:21,662
Every spring, me and about
17 gal pals
492
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:24,364
head down to Cancun
for a girls' weekend.
493
00:21:25,933 --> 00:21:27,602
Okay...
494
00:21:27,635 --> 00:21:30,004
Let me tell you something
about spring break.
495
00:21:31,606 --> 00:21:35,009
The older cunt is there
for the young cock.
496
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:37,845
And the young cock is there
for the older cunt.
497
00:21:41,816 --> 00:21:43,450
Oh...
498
00:21:43,483 --> 00:21:45,620
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
499
00:21:56,430 --> 00:21:58,032
Thanks, Glen.
Oh!
500
00:21:58,065 --> 00:21:59,133
Thanks, Bonnie.
501
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,267
It was a pleasure, Gail.
502
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,369
It's always nice to give you
a moment to binge drink,
503
00:22:02,402 --> 00:22:04,939
which is a form of alcoholism.
504
00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:06,006
'Kay...
505
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,675
Come on, Glen.
I'll drive you home.
506
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:08,909
Thank you, Bonnie.
507
00:22:08,943 --> 00:22:11,145
And I will sing you hymns
to keep you alert and inspired.
508
00:22:11,178 --> 00:22:13,681
No, you won't.
That's fair.
509
00:22:13,714 --> 00:22:14,782
Ladies first.
Okay.
510
00:22:20,154 --> 00:22:21,221
They look so in love.
511
00:22:21,255 --> 00:22:23,558
WAYNE: Got every reason
to believe they are, bud.
512
00:22:23,591 --> 00:22:25,492
KATY: But they...
DAN: Miss Katys?
513
00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:27,027
What?
514
00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:30,998
A wee bits earlier I suggested,
quite gently,
515
00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:34,001
that what the McMurray's do
is nobody's business.
516
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:36,837
I remember.
I remember you shouting at me.
517
00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:39,173
I'm sorry, Squirrelly Dan.
518
00:22:39,206 --> 00:22:40,641
(WHISPERS)
That's okay, Miss Katys.
519
00:22:41,909 --> 00:22:45,145
We are, nones of us perfects.
520
00:22:45,179 --> 00:22:49,850
And that is what I
appreciates about us.
521
00:22:49,884 --> 00:22:51,786
Can I borrow somebody's phone
to call Anik, please?
522
00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:53,621
WAYNE AND KATY:
No.
523
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:55,523
But what have we learned
through all this, Miss Katys?
524
00:22:55,556 --> 00:22:58,425
Different strokes,
for different folks. I think?
525
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,562
I think you just nailed it.
526
00:23:04,064 --> 00:23:07,434
Get a little closer let fold
527
00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:10,871
Cut open my sternum and pull
528
00:23:10,905 --> 00:23:13,608
My little ribs around you
529
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:18,879
The rungs of me be under
under you
530
00:23:18,913 --> 00:23:22,216
I'll cut the soft pockets
let bleed
531
00:23:22,249 --> 00:23:26,053
Over the rocky cliffs
that you leave
532
00:23:26,086 --> 00:23:29,724
To peer over
and not forget what feet are
533
00:23:29,757 --> 00:23:33,528
Splitting threads
of thunder over me
534
00:23:33,561 --> 00:23:36,697
Listen closely
closely to the floor
535
00:23:36,731 --> 00:23:40,968
Emitting all its graces
through the pores
536
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:43,904
You make a fine shrine in me
537
00:23:44,972 --> 00:23:47,808
You build a fine shrine in me
538
00:24:02,823 --> 00:24:06,561
That I might see
with my chest and sink
539
00:24:06,594 --> 00:24:08,996
Into the edges round you
540
00:24:10,130 --> 00:24:13,934
Into the lakes
of quarry's that brink
541
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:18,973
On all the edges round you
542
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,911
Get a little closer let fold
543
00:24:23,944 --> 00:24:27,815
Cut open my sternum and pull
544
00:24:27,848 --> 00:24:30,250
My little ribs around you
545
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:35,222
The lungs of me
be crowns over you
546
00:24:35,255 --> 00:24:39,159
Get a little closer let fold
547
00:24:39,193 --> 00:24:42,262
Cut open my sternum and pull
548
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:44,932
My little ribs around you
549
00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:50,304
The lungs of me
be crowns over you
550
00:24:50,337 --> 00:24:53,741
Get a little closer let fold
551
00:24:53,774 --> 00:24:57,044
Cut open my sternum and pull
552
00:24:57,077 --> 00:24:59,680
My little ribs around you
553
00:25:01,115 --> 00:25:04,552
The rungs of me be under
under you
554
00:25:20,901 --> 00:25:21,902
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555
00:25:21,952 --> 00:25:26,502
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