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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:20,808 300 PEOPLE FIRED REHIRE THE WORKERS 2 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:27,933 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL FILM 3 00:00:35,225 --> 00:00:37,391 FIDEL GARCÍA RUIZ DIRECTOR, HUMAN RESOURCES 4 00:01:08,475 --> 00:01:10,266 Holy shit! What was that? 5 00:01:10,350 --> 00:01:12,391 Son of a bitch! 6 00:01:12,891 --> 00:01:14,183 Bastard! 7 00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:17,516 Fidel, sir? 8 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,058 Are you okay? Do you need any help? 9 00:01:19,141 --> 00:01:22,100 No, it's okay, don't worry. Everything's fine. 10 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:24,016 Son of a bitch! 11 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:27,141 We'll break your legs, you bastard! 12 00:01:28,225 --> 00:01:29,558 Let's leave it here, okay? 13 00:01:31,475 --> 00:01:32,850 -Yeah, we'd better. -Wait. 14 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,058 I can't. 15 00:01:35,641 --> 00:01:37,100 What do you mean, you can't? 16 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,225 Wait, hold on. 17 00:01:44,725 --> 00:01:45,975 Damn. 18 00:01:46,058 --> 00:01:47,266 Are you kidding? 19 00:01:47,766 --> 00:01:49,641 -I can't. -Wait, hold on. 20 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:52,350 No, no, no. 21 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:54,016 -Damn it. -I can't believe it. 22 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,183 Let's see. 23 00:01:55,266 --> 00:01:57,391 It's okay, it's okay. 24 00:01:57,475 --> 00:02:03,100 Let's stay calm, breathe. It's only a matter of time. Okay? 25 00:02:03,183 --> 00:02:05,183 -Of course. -There's no problem. 26 00:02:05,266 --> 00:02:06,516 -No problem. -None. 27 00:02:09,975 --> 00:02:10,975 They're coming out! 28 00:02:17,725 --> 00:02:19,433 Stop recording! 29 00:02:26,850 --> 00:02:27,975 I'll get you for this! 30 00:02:28,558 --> 00:02:30,183 It's Stickyman! 31 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:37,225 BOSS LITERALLY STUCK TO HIS INTERN!!! 32 00:02:37,308 --> 00:02:39,475 Go with it 33 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:40,725 Here we go! 34 00:02:40,808 --> 00:02:46,266 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 35 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:50,850 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 36 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:54,350 OMNICRON HR DIRECTOR FIRED ON THE SPOT 37 00:02:57,933 --> 00:03:00,683 "STICKYMAN'S" FAMILY DISGRACED 38 00:03:01,391 --> 00:03:04,600 GLOBAL HIT: REGGAETON SONG DEDICATED TO "STICKYMAN" 39 00:03:04,683 --> 00:03:07,016 I love you so much I couldn't pull out 40 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,183 Trapped forever, we're out of luck 41 00:03:09,266 --> 00:03:12,433 We can't be split Because we're stuck 42 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:18,308 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 43 00:03:18,391 --> 00:03:23,266 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 44 00:03:23,350 --> 00:03:25,641 Our bodies joined, forever caught 45 00:03:25,725 --> 00:03:27,891 Call a priest, let's tie the knot 46 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:31,058 You're so pretty, I can't let go 47 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:34,058 I'm Stickyman from head to toe 48 00:03:34,141 --> 00:03:38,975 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 49 00:03:39,475 --> 00:03:43,975 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 50 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:48,141 Hey, baby, let's get sticky 51 00:03:48,225 --> 00:03:49,766 Let's get sticky 52 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,225 Hey, baby 53 00:03:51,308 --> 00:03:55,558 Here's comes Sticky How about a quickie? 54 00:03:55,641 --> 00:03:57,933 Danger, danger 55 00:03:58,016 --> 00:04:00,933 Danger, danger 56 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:03,433 Danger, danger 57 00:04:03,516 --> 00:04:04,391 Oh, sticky 58 00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:11,766 THE TRIBE 59 00:04:35,016 --> 00:04:35,933 What can I get you? 60 00:04:36,016 --> 00:04:38,558 Coffee with stevia and a dab of cream. 61 00:04:41,350 --> 00:04:43,933 And sparkling water. No ice, with a lemon wedge. 62 00:04:49,558 --> 00:04:53,975 Good lord. Missing for 35 years and I'm going to be late. 63 00:04:54,058 --> 00:04:56,100 Don't worry, I'll finish the room. 64 00:04:56,183 --> 00:04:58,891 -It doesn't fit! It doesn't fit! -Yes, it does. 65 00:04:58,975 --> 00:05:01,183 I'm sweating. Bring me some toilet paper. 66 00:05:01,725 --> 00:05:02,808 His name is Fidel. 67 00:05:02,891 --> 00:05:05,766 I would have named him Bruce, after Bruce Springsteen, but... 68 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:09,808 What do you say to your son who you haven't seen in 35 years? 69 00:05:09,891 --> 00:05:11,891 -I don't know. Hello? -Hello? 70 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:13,850 What if I don't like him? 71 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:16,100 Virginia, the kid will change your life. 72 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:17,058 -Yeah? -Yeah. 73 00:05:17,141 --> 00:05:18,433 -Wish me luck. -Good luck. 74 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:19,516 Calm down! 75 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,766 Okay. 76 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,933 Anyway, I'm off. 77 00:05:23,016 --> 00:05:25,975 This is the hardest moment of my life. 78 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:27,391 Give me a hug. 79 00:05:27,975 --> 00:05:29,766 -Bye, Inma. -Bye. 80 00:05:38,725 --> 00:05:41,141 Where are you going like that? Your shift isn't over yet. 81 00:05:41,225 --> 00:05:43,891 I have a family matter. Eli's covering for me. 82 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:45,933 People are lining up for your job, you know. 83 00:05:46,016 --> 00:05:49,391 But I'm the best. I can do a whole floor in half a shift. 84 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,350 You won't risk losing me, will you? 85 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,308 Don't think you're so good. 86 00:05:55,725 --> 00:06:00,433 Coffee with stevia and a dab of cream. 87 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,350 And sparkling water. 88 00:06:07,350 --> 00:06:10,766 I'm one of the 300 people you put on the fucking street. 89 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:12,975 How does it feel to ruin someone's life? 90 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:16,391 I had to send my family back to the village. 91 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,141 Now, I'm living in a shitty boarding house. 92 00:06:19,975 --> 00:06:22,600 You can disguise yourself, but I know who you are. 93 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:26,850 I served you coffee every morning! With stevia and a dab of cream! 94 00:06:29,141 --> 00:06:30,141 Sorry. 95 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,183 -You're Fidel. -Yeah. 96 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:38,225 Sorry, I'm Virginia. Your mother. 97 00:06:38,308 --> 00:06:41,141 -Your biological mother, I mean. -Right. 98 00:06:41,225 --> 00:06:43,766 -You're soaking wet. -I know. 99 00:06:43,850 --> 00:06:45,516 Shall we sit down? 100 00:06:46,808 --> 00:06:48,266 -No. -Why? 101 00:06:49,683 --> 00:06:52,058 I'm sorry, but coming here wasn't a good idea. 102 00:06:52,141 --> 00:06:55,641 We can go somewhere else. I proposed it because I work here. 103 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:58,350 Lady, you and I have nothing to do with each other. 104 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,683 -Okay? -You must want to hear why. 105 00:07:00,766 --> 00:07:02,100 Actually, I don't. 106 00:07:02,183 --> 00:07:03,850 Put yourself in my shoes. 107 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:06,850 I was 16 years old, I was a kid. You know how life is. 108 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:09,683 I thought about you every day, really. 109 00:07:09,766 --> 00:07:12,600 I've always regretted putting you up for adoption, but... 110 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,975 Have you done well for yourself? 111 00:07:15,058 --> 00:07:17,308 When did you find out you were adopted? 112 00:07:17,391 --> 00:07:20,350 Are your adoptive parents nice people? 113 00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,641 -They died in an accident. -Oh, dear. 114 00:07:22,725 --> 00:07:25,933 Did you go to university? 115 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:27,266 Yeah, I have two degrees. 116 00:07:27,350 --> 00:07:28,933 Wow, two degrees. 117 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,558 -And a Master's. -And a Master's! 118 00:07:31,641 --> 00:07:35,183 That's something, for example, I don't know if I could have given you. 119 00:07:35,266 --> 00:07:38,641 Hey, please... Fidel! Listen! 120 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:43,350 I know, and I understand, really I do. 121 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:46,350 This is hard for me, too. We need to talk about it. 122 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:48,558 I'm sorry, but I have something very important to do. 123 00:07:48,641 --> 00:07:50,016 We can't leave things like this. 124 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,516 This is how they've always been. 125 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,683 Then why did you want to meet me? 126 00:07:53,766 --> 00:07:57,016 Because my therapist has been bugging me about it for months. 127 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,600 He says I need to face rejection. 128 00:08:01,016 --> 00:08:02,266 I didn't reject you! 129 00:08:03,266 --> 00:08:04,100 You didn't? 130 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:17,850 Fidel! 131 00:08:17,933 --> 00:08:19,141 Fidel, are you okay? 132 00:08:19,225 --> 00:08:20,516 Please, call an ambulance! 133 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,850 He jumped right in front of me! 134 00:08:22,933 --> 00:08:24,891 Oh, my God! What have you done? 135 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:27,266 Are you okay? Fidel! Fidel! 136 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:28,183 Are you okay? 137 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:29,516 Call an ambulance! 138 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,641 Fidel! 139 00:08:31,683 --> 00:08:32,683 Are you okay? 140 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:35,350 No ice, with a lemon wedge. 141 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:37,850 What? What's he saying? 142 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:41,433 -Don't move. -No, I'm okay. 143 00:08:41,516 --> 00:08:43,891 -Are you? -Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. 144 00:08:43,975 --> 00:08:45,933 I'm okay. I'm much better. 145 00:08:46,016 --> 00:08:47,975 I'm much, much... 146 00:08:50,891 --> 00:08:53,100 Call an ambulance! Fidel! 147 00:08:53,683 --> 00:08:55,475 Fidel, Fidel, Fidel. 148 00:08:58,308 --> 00:08:59,308 Fidel! 149 00:08:59,391 --> 00:09:01,933 Oh, my God! He's not breathing! 150 00:09:02,516 --> 00:09:03,391 Fidel. 151 00:09:20,308 --> 00:09:21,766 Good morning. 152 00:09:24,766 --> 00:09:26,725 -The kid is awake. -Great. 153 00:09:28,725 --> 00:09:30,141 Hi! 154 00:09:30,225 --> 00:09:31,766 How are you? 155 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:34,016 Fidel, sweetie, how do you feel? 156 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:36,100 Did you sleep okay? Let me see. 157 00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:39,350 Do you feel tired? Any pain? 158 00:09:41,225 --> 00:09:44,225 Look, I'm your nurse. 159 00:09:44,308 --> 00:09:47,016 And your mom and I go to dance class together. 160 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:48,100 And my name is Belén. 161 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,975 -Okay? -What's your name? 162 00:09:53,308 --> 00:09:54,141 Belén. 163 00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:56,100 No. 164 00:09:56,850 --> 00:10:01,391 Look, I'm Belén. Your name is Fidel. 165 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,391 Fidel what? 166 00:10:05,808 --> 00:10:07,266 I don't know. 167 00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:08,183 Uh-oh. 168 00:10:08,766 --> 00:10:11,266 It's okay. It's okay. Listen. 169 00:10:11,350 --> 00:10:12,933 Listen to me. 170 00:10:13,016 --> 00:10:15,100 Do you remember getting hit by a bus yesterday? 171 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:21,266 -I have water. Very water. -Thirsty? 172 00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,683 -Wait. -Drink some water. 173 00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:25,475 -I have water. -Here. 174 00:10:26,183 --> 00:10:28,975 -There. -That's it. Very good. 175 00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:31,225 Wow, he was thirsty! 176 00:10:31,308 --> 00:10:32,975 Is that better? 177 00:10:33,058 --> 00:10:33,933 Orinoco. 178 00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:36,225 -Orinoco? -Yes. Orinoco where? 179 00:10:36,308 --> 00:10:38,808 -In my country, Venezuela. -Orinoco. 180 00:10:38,891 --> 00:10:40,641 He wants to urinate. 181 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,308 I don't know what's wrong with me. 182 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,641 -It's okay, relax. -Yeah. 183 00:10:44,725 --> 00:10:45,766 I talk hard. 184 00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:49,641 -He's getting scared. Call the doctor. -It's okay, Fidel. 185 00:10:49,725 --> 00:10:52,516 Lie down. That's it. 186 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:55,058 That's it, good. There. 187 00:10:55,141 --> 00:10:56,683 Just relax. 188 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:00,600 What? 189 00:11:04,016 --> 00:11:05,391 Yabadaba. 190 00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:07,975 -See this dark area? -Yes. 191 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:11,891 The impact caused a concussion in the neuron mass of his brain. 192 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,516 Is that serious? He'll be okay, right? 193 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,183 Don't worry. We just have to wait for his functions to go back to normal. 194 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:21,475 How long does that take? 195 00:11:21,558 --> 00:11:22,808 Normally a few days. 196 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,725 What about his memory? 197 00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:27,100 A typical case of transient global amnesia. 198 00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:29,141 It will come back to him in flashes. 199 00:11:29,725 --> 00:11:33,016 Take him home. Let him recognize his clothes, 200 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,058 show him photos, tell him things. 201 00:11:35,141 --> 00:11:36,516 What things? 202 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,683 From his childhood. Happy moments from his life. 203 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,225 Moments from his life, right. 204 00:11:41,808 --> 00:11:44,600 You're his mother. You know everything about him, right? 205 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:52,850 Did he have anything when the bus hit him? His wallet, 206 00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:54,516 -cell phone... -A backpack. 207 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,058 -A backpack. -But it's gone. 208 00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:57,433 We don't know where it is. 209 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,016 It might be at the hotel. 210 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,808 I asked and nobody knows anything. 211 00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,308 The world is full of bastards. 212 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,766 Bastard! 213 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,058 But you have his number on your cell phone, right? 214 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,308 -Sure. -We have his cell phone number. 215 00:12:10,391 --> 00:12:12,808 But I've called a thousand times and nobody answers. 216 00:12:12,891 --> 00:12:14,433 But nobody's answering. 217 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:17,558 -Watch where you're going, asshole! -Keep it down. 218 00:12:17,641 --> 00:12:19,766 -What? -Yeah, bye. 219 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:22,850 Cati says she'll check Missing Persons and to send her the number. 220 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:24,725 If she finds anything, she'll call us. 221 00:12:24,808 --> 00:12:26,475 -Great. -What about you, kid? 222 00:12:26,558 --> 00:12:28,225 Are you getting any of this? 223 00:12:28,308 --> 00:12:30,808 We're the Mommies, your mother's friends. 224 00:12:30,891 --> 00:12:33,683 We go to dance class together. Do you like music? 225 00:12:35,558 --> 00:12:36,683 You're gonna flip. 226 00:14:00,016 --> 00:14:01,141 Gentlemen, we're here. 227 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,641 Okay, get out. 228 00:14:04,058 --> 00:14:05,141 See you at class. 229 00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:07,683 -Thanks, Uge. See you soon. -No problem. 230 00:14:07,766 --> 00:14:09,641 Sure you don't want me to come up? 231 00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:12,933 I'm sure. I'll just get him settled in. 232 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,016 -Okay. -Bye. 233 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:17,141 -Call me if you need anything. -Okay. Let's go. 234 00:14:17,225 --> 00:14:18,350 It's this way. 235 00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:32,058 Look, the sooner you know, the better. 236 00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:35,183 Your name is Fidel. You're 35 years old and you're adopted. 237 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,141 I'm your biological mother, 238 00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:40,641 but you don't remember anything because you have transient amnesia. 239 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,058 From now on, we'll play it by ear. 240 00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:45,516 Lady, wait. 241 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,600 -You're my mother? -Yes. 242 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:49,433 I'm your mother, but I don't know you. 243 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,725 I got pregnant when I was 16. 244 00:14:53,808 --> 00:14:57,141 I had no money, no job, and I gave you away. 245 00:14:57,225 --> 00:14:58,558 I never heard from you again 246 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,975 until you called and said you wanted to meet me. 247 00:15:01,058 --> 00:15:02,683 Why? 248 00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:04,808 I don't know. 249 00:15:04,891 --> 00:15:07,141 I guess everybody wants to know where they came from. 250 00:15:08,766 --> 00:15:10,891 And I'm from... here? 251 00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:11,975 Yes. 252 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,975 -I don't like it. -Too bad. 253 00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,433 It smells strong. 254 00:15:18,766 --> 00:15:19,600 Come in. 255 00:15:20,808 --> 00:15:22,391 Come in, come in. 256 00:15:22,475 --> 00:15:23,516 Go ahead. 257 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,558 -How ugly. -Okay. 258 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:30,766 Jump, dance, move your body. We want you to surprise us. 259 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:34,558 Boys, this is your brother, Fidel. 260 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,766 That's Maikel and that's Elton. 261 00:15:36,850 --> 00:15:39,100 THE TALENT SHOW 262 00:15:39,183 --> 00:15:40,183 What's up, man? 263 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,766 You're the one who jumped in front of a bus? 264 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:44,350 Really! 265 00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:47,058 -Why did you turn it off? -Because that's enough. 266 00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:50,308 -This place is a pigsty. -There was a meeting this morning. 267 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:52,058 And we had to go to the unemployment office. 268 00:15:52,141 --> 00:15:54,141 You're not even going to give him a hug? 269 00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:55,850 Go on! 270 00:15:57,808 --> 00:16:00,266 No, I don't want one. 271 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,725 What's wrong with him? 272 00:16:01,808 --> 00:16:03,933 Oops, I have fart. 273 00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,100 What's he saying? 274 00:16:06,475 --> 00:16:07,641 Dude, he's shitting himself. 275 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,141 Not here. The bathroom is in there. 276 00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:13,391 Ass, ass, ass, ass... 277 00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:18,933 -Is he retarded? -No. 278 00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:21,600 But he doesn't remember anything. Right now, he's like a little boy. 279 00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:24,266 Will he be staying long? 280 00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,058 A couple of days, until his family comes for him. 281 00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:32,141 I'm going to class. Prepare the sofa for him to sleep on. 282 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,891 -And give him clothes. -Our clothes? 283 00:16:33,975 --> 00:16:35,058 Yes. And towels. 284 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:37,266 And take care of him until I get back. Please. 285 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,850 We're going Pokémon hunting. 286 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:39,891 You can go later. 287 00:16:39,975 --> 00:16:42,100 We need groceries. The fridge is empty. 288 00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,933 We're out of nachos, chicken nuggets and cup noodles. 289 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:48,641 Fine, but take him along. You can't leave him alone. 290 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:49,975 And I want change back. 291 00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:53,891 Fidel, sweetie. See you later. 292 00:16:53,975 --> 00:16:57,141 You're staying here with your brothers. Bye. 293 00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:04,891 It won't... It won't go away. 294 00:17:05,475 --> 00:17:06,683 It won't go away. 295 00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,308 It's doing this. 296 00:17:09,558 --> 00:17:12,308 It won't go... away. 297 00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,850 Oh, he means... 298 00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:16,516 Don't. 299 00:17:23,516 --> 00:17:25,600 Cross. Cross. 300 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:27,183 Open. 301 00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:32,808 Work it. 302 00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:35,141 Open. 303 00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:37,975 Good. Up, up, side, side. 304 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,933 Okay, one more time. 305 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,558 Six, seven. 306 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:47,975 -Eli. -I know, the fucking step. 307 00:17:48,058 --> 00:17:51,100 You're coming in late. You miss it and come in late. 308 00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,891 It's easy, let's try again. 309 00:17:52,975 --> 00:17:54,391 You're blocked. Relax, look. 310 00:17:54,475 --> 00:17:56,975 Maribel, excuse me. Can I step out for a second? 311 00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:58,516 -One second. -Thanks, sweetie. 312 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:01,266 -Follow me, okay? -Okay. 313 00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:02,308 Lift your knee. 314 00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:05,891 -Well? -We did a raid on street vendors. 315 00:18:05,975 --> 00:18:08,016 -What's up? -I have information about your kid. 316 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600 Did you find his family? 317 00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,308 No, but I have a phone number. 318 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,766 I'll give it to you after. I'm going to change. 319 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,891 I traced his cell phone number and got his full name. 320 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,475 Fidel García Ruiz. 321 00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,266 There must be thousands. 322 00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:27,100 Yeah, but I have his ID number and home phone. 323 00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,725 Let's see. Here. 324 00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,808 Are you calling? 325 00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:35,808 Put it on speaker phone. 326 00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:37,475 -Yeah? -Sure. 327 00:18:37,558 --> 00:18:38,808 -This thing... -Here. 328 00:18:41,933 --> 00:18:44,141 Mrs. Senillosa's residence. 329 00:18:44,225 --> 00:18:46,600 -"Residence." Sounds like money. -Quiet! 330 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:50,141 Hello. May I please speak to the lady of the house? 331 00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:51,641 On whose behalf? 332 00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:53,766 Fidel's. 333 00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:55,350 One moment, please. 334 00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,433 Mrs. Senillosa must be his wife. 335 00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:58,641 I don't know. 336 00:19:00,475 --> 00:19:02,391 Fidel? Stop it, you hear me? 337 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,183 I told you I never want to talk to you again. 338 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:06,308 You're dead to me, you don't exist. 339 00:19:06,391 --> 00:19:08,141 I hate you, you disgust me. 340 00:19:08,225 --> 00:19:09,766 You have a restraining order. 341 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:12,100 Contact me again and I'll call the police. 342 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,850 What the... 343 00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:18,016 Does he ring a bell? 344 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,600 No? 345 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,475 They don't look familiar? 346 00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:30,016 No. 347 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,850 You must recognize her. She's a famous singer. 348 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,725 No. What about him? 349 00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:49,100 From around here? 350 00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:55,600 No, he's not from around here. 351 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,350 Hi! I'm home! 352 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,641 -Well? -It's no use, Mom. He's bonkers. 353 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:04,350 His hard disc has been deleted. 354 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:06,100 He barely talks, only gibberish. 355 00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:07,350 Has he had dinner? 356 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:09,725 We got him a chocolate donut at the market. 357 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:10,891 Damn! 358 00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:14,016 -Well, sweetie, was it good? -Disgusting. 359 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,600 -You haven't made his bed. -Let him do it. 360 00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,808 Before I forget, where's my change for €50? 361 00:20:21,391 --> 00:20:22,933 -Bye, Mom. -Hey! 362 00:20:23,016 --> 00:20:25,058 It's okay, we'll be home early. 363 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,100 -You should fire them. -What? 364 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:33,058 They're rude, ignorant and constantly touching their getinals. 365 00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,183 Fire their asses. 366 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:40,433 Here, give me a hand. Let's make your bed. 367 00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:42,391 Here. 368 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,725 Grab that end. 369 00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:47,016 -This is horrible. -What is? 370 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,350 Not knowing who I am. 371 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,308 It's okay, don't get overwhelmed. Don't get overwhelmed. 372 00:20:53,058 --> 00:20:55,225 I don't know what "overwhelmed" means. 373 00:20:55,308 --> 00:20:58,683 Tomorrow, you might wake up and remember everything. 374 00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:00,766 -Yeah, that would be nice. -Sure. 375 00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,266 There must be somebody looking for me, right? 376 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,808 Of course, son. 377 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,141 Here, come on. 378 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,433 Pull it tight. That's it. 379 00:21:17,266 --> 00:21:18,391 Good lord. 380 00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:20,016 Let's see. 381 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,141 Fidel... 382 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,933 García Ruiz. 383 00:21:28,475 --> 00:21:29,308 Images... 384 00:21:31,225 --> 00:21:32,308 Here he is. 385 00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:38,641 "STICKYMAN'S" FAMILY DISGRACED 386 00:21:41,891 --> 00:21:44,308 OMNICRON HR DIRECTOR FIRED ON THE SPOT 387 00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:50,433 What is this? 388 00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,350 Damn! 389 00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,516 Damn! 390 00:22:18,141 --> 00:22:19,391 That's my son. 391 00:22:20,808 --> 00:22:22,975 What do I do with you now? 392 00:22:34,058 --> 00:22:35,183 Hi, Mom. 393 00:22:36,725 --> 00:22:40,225 We'll be home early, huh? It's 7:00 in the morning. 394 00:22:40,308 --> 00:22:42,350 What will you do when unemployment runs out? 395 00:22:42,433 --> 00:22:44,558 We'll find work, Mom. Don't worry. 396 00:22:44,641 --> 00:22:47,516 -First, you have to look. -Stop nagging us all the time. 397 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,058 Show your brother how the water heater works 398 00:22:50,141 --> 00:22:52,808 and make him breakfast. He'd better not go hungry. 399 00:22:52,891 --> 00:22:54,141 -Did you hear me? -Yes. 400 00:22:54,225 --> 00:22:56,600 Mom, Mom. One thing. 401 00:22:56,683 --> 00:22:59,100 He snuck into my bedroom. 402 00:22:59,183 --> 00:23:01,391 He didn't sneak in. I put him there, and he stays. 403 00:23:01,475 --> 00:23:05,558 -Who gave him permission? -The jackass who pays all the bills! 404 00:23:05,641 --> 00:23:07,058 What do we do, sleep together? 405 00:23:07,141 --> 00:23:09,475 Figure it out! It's a pull-out bed. 406 00:23:14,016 --> 00:23:15,141 I'll show him... 407 00:23:20,308 --> 00:23:21,308 Wake up, Sleeping Beauty. 408 00:23:21,391 --> 00:23:23,016 -Out of my bed! -What's happening? 409 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,016 -Time for a walk, buddy. -What the... 410 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,475 Wait, wait. 411 00:23:27,558 --> 00:23:29,558 -I have orinoco! -I think he wants to pee. 412 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,058 Peeing outside is the best. 413 00:23:31,141 --> 00:23:32,850 Did the lady say I should go outside? 414 00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,850 Sure, to see the neighborhood. 415 00:23:34,933 --> 00:23:36,975 -What about a shower? -Another day. 416 00:23:40,141 --> 00:23:40,975 Wait... 417 00:23:41,766 --> 00:23:43,933 -What about my clothes? -What about them? 418 00:23:44,016 --> 00:23:45,475 -That's a classy look. -That's right. 419 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,183 But I have no... toes. 420 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:51,808 He's getting you some toes. 421 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:55,516 There you go, a nice pair of toes. Go fetch. Bye. 422 00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:56,808 Hey, you! The ball! 423 00:24:58,766 --> 00:24:59,808 The ball. 424 00:25:00,391 --> 00:25:03,100 Do you know where... 425 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,516 -the lady went? -What lady? 426 00:25:07,558 --> 00:25:11,558 She's this tall. And, like... 427 00:25:12,433 --> 00:25:13,891 Do you dance at the Tribe? 428 00:25:15,183 --> 00:25:16,308 I don't know. 429 00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:20,183 I have gymnasia. Transient gymnasia. 430 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,350 What the... 431 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,100 I think he's from the Tribe. 432 00:25:24,183 --> 00:25:26,141 -He must be looking for it. -It's that way. 433 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:27,141 That way? 434 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:28,891 Yeah, that way. 435 00:25:28,975 --> 00:25:29,891 Okay, thanks. 436 00:25:30,475 --> 00:25:31,933 Hey, the ball. 437 00:25:32,516 --> 00:25:34,350 The ball. Thanks. 438 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:02,641 URBAN TRIBE DANCE SCHOOL 439 00:26:10,558 --> 00:26:11,641 Hi, what do you want? 440 00:26:12,225 --> 00:26:13,391 Me? Nothing. 441 00:26:13,975 --> 00:26:15,933 Where did you get that T-shirt? 442 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:19,725 The lady gave it to me. 443 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,058 You're not here to sign up? 444 00:26:22,141 --> 00:26:24,266 I don't know what "sign up" means. 445 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,558 Most guys are too shy, but it'll be fine, you'll see. 446 00:26:26,641 --> 00:26:29,475 -Let me help you. -Oh, okay. Thanks. Leave it-- 447 00:26:33,475 --> 00:26:34,808 Do you know me? 448 00:26:34,891 --> 00:26:36,350 No, I don't. 449 00:26:36,433 --> 00:26:37,558 Me neither. 450 00:26:38,058 --> 00:26:39,225 What? 451 00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:42,141 I don't know who I am either. 452 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,266 You're high, right? 453 00:26:49,350 --> 00:26:51,350 No. I wish. 454 00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:55,016 I have water. 455 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,475 -I have water. -You want water. 456 00:26:56,558 --> 00:26:57,433 Yes, yes. 457 00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:59,933 -I'd love that. -I'll get you some. 458 00:27:00,016 --> 00:27:00,975 Look. 459 00:27:01,808 --> 00:27:05,308 Wait, I know them. 460 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,891 -The Mommies? -Yes. 461 00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:10,350 This one with the crazy face, that's the lady. 462 00:27:10,433 --> 00:27:13,058 -Virginia? -Virginia the lady. 463 00:27:13,141 --> 00:27:14,808 Yes, the lady Virginia. 464 00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:20,933 Look, you have to loosen up. Like this. 465 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:24,725 Which foot goes first? 466 00:27:24,808 --> 00:27:28,308 Cross your right over your left. 467 00:27:28,808 --> 00:27:29,641 And... 468 00:27:32,975 --> 00:27:34,641 -Yeah, but here... -No. 469 00:27:34,725 --> 00:27:37,308 When you get here, you open up and-- 470 00:27:37,391 --> 00:27:38,766 Hold on, I have a call. 471 00:27:41,725 --> 00:27:43,725 Mari? It's Maribel. What's up? 472 00:27:43,808 --> 00:27:45,308 Hi, Virgi. Do you have a sec? 473 00:27:45,391 --> 00:27:47,308 -Yeah, what's up? -Okay. 474 00:27:47,391 --> 00:27:50,641 There's a guy here who says he's your son, but I don't know him. 475 00:27:50,725 --> 00:27:52,100 Is his name Fidel? 476 00:27:52,933 --> 00:27:54,058 Is your name Fidel? 477 00:27:54,141 --> 00:27:56,308 You have a malicious virus. 478 00:27:57,016 --> 00:27:58,391 He's acting very strangely. 479 00:27:59,100 --> 00:27:59,933 Put him on. 480 00:28:00,516 --> 00:28:02,350 -Your mother. -May I? 481 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:03,308 What are you doing? 482 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,183 Firewall. 483 00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:09,433 -Is he a computer technician? -Look, I'll be right there. 484 00:28:09,516 --> 00:28:12,433 Just, please, make sure he doesn't escape. 485 00:28:12,516 --> 00:28:14,225 Please, it's very important. 486 00:28:14,808 --> 00:28:16,516 -What's wrong? -What's wrong? 487 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,975 Those two are in deep shit, that's what! 488 00:28:26,516 --> 00:28:27,725 Bye, Maria. 489 00:28:31,975 --> 00:28:33,850 Hey, the guy who got hit by the bus the other day, 490 00:28:34,391 --> 00:28:36,641 -is it true he can't remember anything? -Why? 491 00:28:36,725 --> 00:28:39,516 You might not know this, but he's a real son of a bitch. 492 00:28:40,266 --> 00:28:41,391 Well, he's my son. 493 00:28:41,891 --> 00:28:42,933 Your son? 494 00:28:43,766 --> 00:28:47,475 Well, he's got people looking for him. And they're hot. 495 00:28:47,558 --> 00:28:49,183 You're confusing him with someone else. 496 00:28:49,266 --> 00:28:51,891 He signed 300 layoffs like he was giving away autographs. 497 00:28:51,975 --> 00:28:53,058 He didn't do anything. 498 00:28:53,141 --> 00:28:57,433 He'd better watch out. The people he fired want to lynch him. 499 00:28:57,516 --> 00:28:59,766 You're the one who should watch out. 500 00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:01,975 I've caught you more than once raiding the mini-bar. 501 00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:03,600 Sorry, sorry. 502 00:29:04,308 --> 00:29:06,308 -Where are you going? -My son. 503 00:29:06,391 --> 00:29:07,891 It's always the kids. Have you got kids? 504 00:29:07,975 --> 00:29:09,766 I have three and I'm all alone. 505 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:13,225 -That's not the hotel's fault. -It's nobody's fault, it's just life. 506 00:29:13,308 --> 00:29:15,100 I'm serious, this is the last time. 507 00:29:15,183 --> 00:29:18,141 I promise, I have everything under control. 508 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:29,141 Virginia. 509 00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:32,266 If you're looking for the weirdo, he's down there. 510 00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:33,891 Maribel said you were coming for him. 511 00:29:34,516 --> 00:29:36,475 He asked me for a Coca-Cola. I didn't give it to him 512 00:29:36,558 --> 00:29:38,766 because I thought he might be on medication. 513 00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:40,141 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 514 00:29:46,350 --> 00:29:47,558 You like it? 515 00:29:48,183 --> 00:29:50,891 The curly brunette. Very much. 516 00:29:51,475 --> 00:29:52,475 And the dance? 517 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,641 Combinations of four and eight. 518 00:29:56,725 --> 00:29:58,600 It's mathematical, yeah. 519 00:29:59,183 --> 00:30:00,266 Why did you leave the apartment? 520 00:30:00,350 --> 00:30:02,225 The midget and fat guy kicked me out. 521 00:30:02,308 --> 00:30:03,266 Your brothers? 522 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:05,475 Yeah, and I don't want to go back there. 523 00:30:05,558 --> 00:30:08,266 It's ugly, and dark and smells like feet. 524 00:30:08,350 --> 00:30:09,433 It's the only one we've got. 525 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,558 Buy another one. 526 00:30:10,641 --> 00:30:13,225 Sure, I'll buy two. Come on, let's go. 527 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:16,850 -You still don't know who I am? -No. 528 00:30:17,975 --> 00:30:19,641 Look, Fidel, I can't take care of you. 529 00:30:19,725 --> 00:30:22,683 I have to work. You have to understand. 530 00:30:23,183 --> 00:30:24,933 I can't be with you all day. 531 00:30:25,683 --> 00:30:27,808 But I can't leave you alone either. 532 00:30:27,891 --> 00:30:30,183 -No, you can't. -No, no, no. 533 00:30:30,683 --> 00:30:33,558 We'll have to find a solution. 534 00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:41,558 Wait here. 535 00:30:47,391 --> 00:30:48,350 Hi. 536 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,058 Virginia, how are you? 537 00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:52,266 You see that kid over there? 538 00:30:53,016 --> 00:30:53,975 Who is he? 539 00:30:54,891 --> 00:30:56,808 We had a baby, remember? 540 00:30:56,891 --> 00:30:58,808 A baby you gave away without my permission. 541 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:00,433 I didn't need your permission. 542 00:31:00,516 --> 00:31:01,975 I was the father. 543 00:31:02,058 --> 00:31:05,183 You were the sperm. And you were a year younger than me. 544 00:31:06,766 --> 00:31:07,766 That's him? 545 00:31:08,266 --> 00:31:10,558 -But I haven't told him about you. -Why not? 546 00:31:10,641 --> 00:31:12,683 Because it doesn't matter. 547 00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:16,808 He got hit by a bus, and he's like... 548 00:31:17,516 --> 00:31:20,058 -Well, he's lost his memory. -Oh, damn. 549 00:31:20,808 --> 00:31:24,266 It's better to only give him information a little at a time 550 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,683 -until he recovers. -Yeah. 551 00:31:26,766 --> 00:31:28,600 He looks a bit like me, don't you think? 552 00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:30,391 He's nothing like you. 553 00:31:30,475 --> 00:31:32,183 But you're going to take care of him. 554 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,058 Me? How? 555 00:31:34,141 --> 00:31:35,058 By giving him a job. 556 00:31:35,141 --> 00:31:38,058 -I can't pay him. -Just a tip or something. 557 00:31:38,641 --> 00:31:40,225 He won't remember anyway. 558 00:31:40,308 --> 00:31:42,391 -What can he do? -A lot of things. 559 00:31:42,475 --> 00:31:43,933 But he can't remember. 560 00:31:45,766 --> 00:31:47,141 -Fidel. -He can talk? 561 00:31:47,225 --> 00:31:48,641 Of course he can talk. 562 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:51,308 Hello, sir. 563 00:31:51,391 --> 00:31:52,308 Hello, kid. 564 00:31:52,391 --> 00:31:54,516 My name is Luciano. 565 00:31:55,891 --> 00:31:58,308 -Does he stutter? -Talk to him normally. 566 00:31:58,391 --> 00:32:01,850 -Do you like it here? -Yes, but it's a mess. 567 00:32:04,308 --> 00:32:06,808 -A mess? -Everything is wrong. 568 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:10,266 -What's wrong? -Everything. 569 00:32:10,350 --> 00:32:14,183 Shelves on three levels is better. Eyes, hands and feet. 570 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:18,516 More expensive items at eye level so people buy more. 571 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:24,016 Necessary items down below because people don't mind bending over. 572 00:32:24,975 --> 00:32:26,308 And items on sale at hand level. 573 00:32:26,808 --> 00:32:28,600 I want a freeze pop. Freeze pop. 574 00:32:38,725 --> 00:32:41,850 You look great in this one. Very modern. 575 00:32:41,933 --> 00:32:44,141 Yeah, but I'll pay you back. 576 00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:46,516 Sure, you'll be making a little money now. 577 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,350 -You two! -We can't right now. 578 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:49,933 We have a fired worker meeting, Mom. 579 00:32:50,016 --> 00:32:52,516 -You kicked him out. -You kicked me out of my room. 580 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,350 Sleeping together like when we were kids. 581 00:32:54,433 --> 00:32:56,725 I asked you for one favor. Only one. 582 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:00,183 You come home with some wacko who turns out to be your son... 583 00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:02,350 -Who we didn't even know about. -You make us babysit. 584 00:33:02,433 --> 00:33:04,516 -And give him our clothes. -And the best room. 585 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,475 Is that normal? 586 00:33:05,558 --> 00:33:07,391 Is it normal to exploit your mother? 587 00:33:07,475 --> 00:33:09,475 -We exploit you? -Yes! 588 00:33:09,558 --> 00:33:11,308 You won't lift a finger to find work. 589 00:33:11,391 --> 00:33:13,350 -Not true, we signed up on InfoJobs. -Yes. 590 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:14,933 But our profile is unmarketable. 591 00:33:15,016 --> 00:33:17,141 -Profile? What profile? -You have no profile! 592 00:33:17,225 --> 00:33:18,100 Shut up, fool. 593 00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:22,558 The lady is not your slave. She deserves respect. 594 00:33:23,058 --> 00:33:24,766 -You don't work either. -Yes, he does. 595 00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:26,891 -He starts Monday. -Selling freeze pops! 596 00:33:27,475 --> 00:33:28,891 You weren't like this before, Mom. 597 00:33:28,975 --> 00:33:30,808 What is this idiot doing to you? 598 00:33:34,391 --> 00:33:37,683 Don't be sad, lady. They're garbage. 599 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,600 You're coming with me to dance class later. 600 00:33:41,683 --> 00:33:43,183 -No. -Yes. 601 00:33:43,891 --> 00:33:45,725 No, I don't want to dance. 602 00:33:45,808 --> 00:33:48,600 You're coming with me. It's just what you need. 603 00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:50,725 -Oh, yeah? How do you know? -Yes. 604 00:33:50,808 --> 00:33:52,016 How do I know? 605 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:56,850 Oh, son, I was depressed and dancing cured me. 606 00:33:57,433 --> 00:34:01,766 Uge, the taxi driver, slit her wrists and almost died, 607 00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:04,516 and dancing saved her. 608 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,308 Eli, my coworker, lived in constant fear of her husband, 609 00:34:08,391 --> 00:34:10,850 and dancing gave her the nerve to call the police. 610 00:34:11,766 --> 00:34:14,266 But I didn't slit my husband and I don't have wrists. 611 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:17,183 -You wanted to kill yourself, Fidel. -When? 612 00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:20,516 When you knew who you were. 613 00:34:21,308 --> 00:34:24,433 But dancing cures everything, you'll see. 614 00:34:24,516 --> 00:34:25,933 Will the curly brunette be there? 615 00:34:26,016 --> 00:34:26,975 Yes. 616 00:34:27,058 --> 00:34:28,225 Okay, then. 617 00:34:34,766 --> 00:34:37,183 -Hi! -Hi! 618 00:34:37,766 --> 00:34:39,433 Hi! 619 00:34:43,058 --> 00:34:45,766 Finally, a man in the class! It's about time! 620 00:34:45,850 --> 00:34:48,308 And what a man! Lord have mercy! 621 00:34:48,391 --> 00:34:50,725 How are you feeling, Fidel? 622 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:53,975 He looks just fine to me. Better than fine. 623 00:34:54,766 --> 00:34:58,266 You'll have a great time, you'll see. Just do what we do. 624 00:34:58,350 --> 00:35:00,600 Except Eli. She does her own thing. 625 00:35:00,683 --> 00:35:02,600 I have six toes. That holds me back. 626 00:35:03,641 --> 00:35:05,558 Just keep your eyes on me. 627 00:35:05,641 --> 00:35:08,183 No, stay as far away as you can from this one. 628 00:35:08,266 --> 00:35:11,391 What matters most is consistency. Be consistent no matter what. 629 00:35:11,475 --> 00:35:13,850 And most of all, never give up. 630 00:35:13,933 --> 00:35:14,808 Good, Eli. 631 00:35:14,891 --> 00:35:17,516 -Girls, let's get started. -Hi. 632 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,725 Wow, a new student. Welcome. 633 00:35:20,808 --> 00:35:22,391 -Have you practiced? -Yes. 634 00:35:22,475 --> 00:35:24,433 -And stretched? -Of course. 635 00:35:24,516 --> 00:35:25,516 Okay, then. 636 00:35:26,516 --> 00:35:29,475 Let's take it from the end of the last time. 637 00:35:29,558 --> 00:35:30,808 One time through. 638 00:35:30,891 --> 00:35:35,391 Five, six, seven. Slowly. Open, close. 639 00:35:35,475 --> 00:35:37,975 Open and stop, three steps back. 640 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:42,850 Eli. 641 00:35:43,350 --> 00:35:45,766 Eli, look. Remember, it's okay. 642 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:47,641 Let's do it again. Look, when you crossed over... 643 00:35:47,725 --> 00:35:49,350 Cross over... 644 00:35:49,433 --> 00:35:51,516 -Girls, I'm explaining. -Sorry. 645 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,766 Let's focus. Forget about him. 646 00:35:54,850 --> 00:35:56,808 Let's see a little pride. 647 00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,391 Pride! 648 00:35:58,475 --> 00:36:00,558 -Who are we? -The Mommies! 649 00:36:00,641 --> 00:36:01,850 What are we? 650 00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:03,683 Super hot! 651 00:36:03,766 --> 00:36:04,891 What will we do? 652 00:36:04,975 --> 00:36:07,308 Conquer the world! 653 00:36:07,391 --> 00:36:08,891 Okay, let's go! Music! 654 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,891 Five, six, seven, go! 655 00:36:14,308 --> 00:36:16,016 Double! Open! 656 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,141 One, two, double. One, two, double. 657 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,308 Good! 658 00:36:26,808 --> 00:36:29,891 Let's go, and walk! And stop! 659 00:36:29,975 --> 00:36:31,100 Five, six! 660 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:33,475 Hey... 661 00:36:34,266 --> 00:36:35,766 Very good, Fidel. Did you guys see? 662 00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:37,766 -Yes! -That was great! 663 00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,183 Show us again. 664 00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:40,141 The last part. 665 00:36:40,225 --> 00:36:42,641 Okay, with me. Seven... 666 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:45,308 Open, close. Open and move. 667 00:36:53,516 --> 00:36:55,016 Did you guys see how good he is? 668 00:36:56,308 --> 00:36:58,308 What a bastard. You've danced before. 669 00:36:58,391 --> 00:37:00,141 I don't know. 670 00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:02,058 Your steps are right on. 671 00:37:02,141 --> 00:37:03,558 You were great, Fidel. 672 00:37:03,641 --> 00:37:05,266 Did you all bring your wardrobe? 673 00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:07,308 We're going straight to the disco. 674 00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:10,600 -Eli, let's go over that step again. -Okay, great. 675 00:37:10,683 --> 00:37:11,683 Bye, girls. 676 00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:13,475 Give 'em hell. 677 00:37:13,558 --> 00:37:15,933 Fidel, maybe you were a dancer before. 678 00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:18,058 -Or a homo. -Why a homo? 679 00:37:18,141 --> 00:37:19,933 Because they're great dancers. 680 00:37:20,016 --> 00:37:22,225 Or he's got rhythm in his blood, like me. 681 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:23,558 Like black men. 682 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,350 Where are you going? 683 00:37:25,433 --> 00:37:27,725 Yours is over there. Go on. 684 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:54,808 Sorry, I thought nobody was here. 685 00:37:54,891 --> 00:37:57,183 -Normally, it's empty this late. -What is this? 686 00:37:57,266 --> 00:37:58,475 -What? -Look, look! 687 00:37:58,558 --> 00:38:01,058 Damn, cover yourself, you pig! 688 00:38:01,141 --> 00:38:02,558 What's wrong with me? 689 00:38:02,641 --> 00:38:04,350 You have an erection. 690 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:06,266 Is that bad? 691 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:09,016 No, it's not bad. It's normal. 692 00:38:10,016 --> 00:38:11,850 -Why does it do that? -Well... 693 00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,225 Because men... 694 00:38:16,308 --> 00:38:18,516 Never mind. It means you like women. 695 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,558 Not women, you. 696 00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:24,141 Well, thanks. I guess. 697 00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:28,183 So, what happens now? 698 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:32,433 Nothing. I leave, you get dressed and that's that. 699 00:38:34,641 --> 00:38:36,558 But this thing stays like this? 700 00:38:36,641 --> 00:38:38,516 It'll go back to normal. 701 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,183 -I don't mind if it stays like this. -Not very comfortable for dancing. 702 00:38:52,891 --> 00:38:56,350 REINSTATE FIRED OMNICRON WORKERS 703 00:38:57,891 --> 00:38:58,725 Let's go. 704 00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:00,850 Why are they wearing those T-shirts? 705 00:39:01,433 --> 00:39:03,266 Because they got fired from their jobs. 706 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,391 Like your brothers. 707 00:39:05,475 --> 00:39:06,516 Why? 708 00:39:07,558 --> 00:39:11,975 Well, you'll have to ask the person who fired them. 709 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:13,725 Where is he? 710 00:39:13,808 --> 00:39:14,641 Hey. 711 00:39:14,725 --> 00:39:16,766 My husband says your son looks familiar. 712 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:19,225 Yeah. Did you work on the packaging floor? 713 00:39:19,308 --> 00:39:20,808 No, he's not from around here. 714 00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:22,516 You see? That's what I said. 715 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,600 He doesn't look familiar to you? 716 00:39:23,683 --> 00:39:26,516 No, you're confusing him with someone else. 717 00:39:27,225 --> 00:39:29,308 Maribel, come on, already! 718 00:39:29,391 --> 00:39:30,808 Let's go, son. 719 00:39:31,558 --> 00:39:33,641 Hey, you, wait. 720 00:39:37,891 --> 00:39:38,891 Solidarity. 721 00:39:40,141 --> 00:39:43,600 It's very... ugly, isn't it? 722 00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:02,725 Fidel, what are you doing here? 723 00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,975 -Come on, we saved you a spot. -What? 724 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,891 Come and sit with us. 725 00:40:08,225 --> 00:40:10,766 -Here he comes. -Sit right there. 726 00:40:10,850 --> 00:40:11,808 What's up? 727 00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:13,225 -Hi. -Hi. 728 00:40:13,308 --> 00:40:16,350 Hey, where's your T-shirt? The T-shirt I gave you. 729 00:40:17,141 --> 00:40:19,266 Oh, the lady has it. 730 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:21,766 -Apparently, she's my mother. -And what a mother. 731 00:40:21,850 --> 00:40:25,683 She's wonderful. And always in a good mood. 732 00:40:25,766 --> 00:40:27,308 Remember the thing with the gas? 733 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:30,141 Her mom left the gas on and the place caught fire. 734 00:40:30,225 --> 00:40:31,850 But that didn't hold her back. 735 00:40:31,933 --> 00:40:33,766 And her breast cancer operation. 736 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:36,391 Or when your brother got caught selling hash. 737 00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:38,766 -The same. -Selling hash! 738 00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:41,391 -She's strong. -Great story. 739 00:40:41,475 --> 00:40:42,308 Hello! 740 00:40:42,391 --> 00:40:44,100 Good evening, everyone, 741 00:40:44,183 --> 00:40:47,725 and thank you all for coming and contributing to the cause. 742 00:40:47,808 --> 00:40:52,016 I'd like to introduce the hippest Mommies in the whole world: 743 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:54,808 Mari Ascen, Carol, Malole, Cristina, 744 00:40:54,891 --> 00:40:57,016 Mónica, Belén, Eli, 745 00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,016 Cati, Uge and Virginia! 746 00:41:01,016 --> 00:41:02,850 Gorgeous! 747 00:41:02,933 --> 00:41:04,975 They have a message for everyone. 748 00:41:05,725 --> 00:41:09,433 Hi, everyone. Well, there are ten of us. 749 00:41:10,016 --> 00:41:13,350 Life has been very hard on us, 750 00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:18,641 but we never give up because you have to keep fighting in life. 751 00:41:18,725 --> 00:41:21,350 Just like all of you have to. 752 00:41:21,850 --> 00:41:23,683 So, we're going to prove it to you. 753 00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:25,766 This is for you. 754 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:55,183 Gorgeous! 755 00:42:56,058 --> 00:42:57,933 -Beautiful! -Beautiful, Mom! 756 00:43:09,891 --> 00:43:12,516 Well, how was your weekend? 757 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:16,100 -Good. The lady made paella. -Great. 758 00:43:16,183 --> 00:43:17,516 It was disgusting. 759 00:43:18,516 --> 00:43:23,141 And we went to the movies and saw a film about men who can fly. 760 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,391 Superheroes. 761 00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,600 Yeah, I don't know. It was all a lie. 762 00:43:27,433 --> 00:43:28,808 This is too small for me. 763 00:43:29,391 --> 00:43:31,058 -Mine, too. -What? 764 00:43:32,058 --> 00:43:34,433 No, mine too. Our backs are too wide. 765 00:43:35,641 --> 00:43:36,558 Yeah. 766 00:43:36,641 --> 00:43:38,016 I've always wanted a son. 767 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:40,016 -Do you get what I'm saying? -Right. 768 00:43:40,100 --> 00:43:42,850 -How much are you going to pay me? -Five hundred euros. 769 00:43:42,933 --> 00:43:44,683 -A week? -No, a month. 770 00:43:44,766 --> 00:43:46,266 Oh, that sucks. 771 00:43:47,391 --> 00:43:50,350 -It's out of my pocket. -It still sucks. 772 00:43:50,433 --> 00:43:55,850 Anyway, when you're done, you can arrange these items on the shelf. 773 00:43:57,100 --> 00:43:59,891 Arranged well or arranged badly like they are now? 774 00:43:59,975 --> 00:44:01,433 However you want, son. 775 00:44:02,391 --> 00:44:04,433 You don't mind me calling you son, do you? 776 00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:06,141 If you call me son, pay me double. 777 00:44:06,725 --> 00:44:07,975 What a money freak. 778 00:44:14,975 --> 00:44:17,641 Don't give me that, I've had a shitty day. 779 00:44:17,725 --> 00:44:19,683 I saw an albino ventriloquist, 780 00:44:19,766 --> 00:44:22,558 a group of midget mariachis. Here you go. 781 00:44:23,058 --> 00:44:26,433 Listen, a guy who plays the national anthem with his armpits. 782 00:44:26,516 --> 00:44:29,058 Can you use that? Can you use that? 783 00:44:29,141 --> 00:44:32,558 Hold on, I've got a call. Just wait, please. 784 00:44:33,058 --> 00:44:33,891 Who is it now? 785 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:37,766 Hi, Juanfran, darling. What's up? 786 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:41,016 Don't worry, I'll send you today's latest freak show. 787 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:44,100 I have to go. I'm going to be late to Asier's premiere. 788 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,058 Okay, tomorrow's another day. 789 00:44:47,141 --> 00:44:49,891 Yeah, big kiss. Bye. 790 00:44:52,308 --> 00:44:54,641 Bingo. Listen, it wasn't a joke. 791 00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:58,558 I'm watching them right now. Who? The hip-hop housewives. 792 00:44:58,641 --> 00:45:01,266 Yeah, right in front of me. What an atrocity! 793 00:45:01,350 --> 00:45:03,600 The biggest thing since Gorillas in the Mist. 794 00:45:03,683 --> 00:45:05,891 I'm hanging up before I kill myself. 795 00:45:05,975 --> 00:45:07,933 Okay, big kiss. Bye. 796 00:45:09,933 --> 00:45:12,225 I'm sorry, you can't record in here. 797 00:45:12,308 --> 00:45:13,933 The hip-hop housewife class? 798 00:45:14,016 --> 00:45:16,058 There are no housewives here, only students. 799 00:45:17,141 --> 00:45:20,266 -I said you can't record in here. -Sure I can. I'm from TV. 800 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:23,433 -TV? What TV? -The talent contest. 801 00:45:23,516 --> 00:45:26,975 -Nobody said anything. -My show is hot, hot, hot. 802 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:29,600 You haven't seen the commercials? What planet do you live on? 803 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,183 You're going to have to leave. 804 00:45:31,266 --> 00:45:32,933 Look, there they are! 805 00:45:33,016 --> 00:45:37,558 Look at the fat one move her ass! She looks like a blowfish! 806 00:45:37,641 --> 00:45:40,433 Shut up or I'll kick your ass. That's my mother. 807 00:45:41,475 --> 00:45:44,391 -Okay. -It's right, left, 808 00:45:44,475 --> 00:45:47,058 turn, stop, together. 809 00:45:47,141 --> 00:45:48,725 Here we go, finish. 810 00:45:48,808 --> 00:45:51,266 Eight, nine... 811 00:45:51,350 --> 00:45:53,975 Girls, this is a disaster. 812 00:45:54,058 --> 00:45:55,683 It's too hard. 813 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,600 Okay. Girls, one second. Keep practicing. 814 00:46:00,558 --> 00:46:03,183 -Let's see. -It's too many steps. 815 00:46:04,391 --> 00:46:07,308 You're not getting it because you're skipping one. 816 00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:09,808 Seriously. 817 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,433 From here, it's 16 steps and you're doing 15. 818 00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:18,808 Because after the four, the fifth has a double time. 819 00:46:19,766 --> 00:46:20,975 Where did you get that? 820 00:46:21,058 --> 00:46:22,516 Someone sent it to us. 821 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,225 -It's them, right? -Yeah. 822 00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:27,600 It's one, two, three, four. 823 00:46:27,683 --> 00:46:31,391 And five, and six, and seven, and eight, nine, ten. 824 00:46:31,475 --> 00:46:34,766 Eleven, and twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen. 825 00:46:34,850 --> 00:46:35,683 Great! 826 00:46:38,475 --> 00:46:39,433 Very nice! 827 00:46:39,516 --> 00:46:42,016 -Is that a teacher? -No, he just started. 828 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:44,350 He looks familiar. 829 00:46:44,433 --> 00:46:47,266 -Mathematics! -Hey! 830 00:46:48,225 --> 00:46:49,266 I know who you are. 831 00:46:49,350 --> 00:46:51,641 -Yeah? Who? -How could I be so blind? 832 00:46:51,725 --> 00:46:53,975 -Look who it is. -Who? 833 00:46:54,058 --> 00:46:55,516 Badalona's Billy Elliot. 834 00:46:57,891 --> 00:47:01,016 Okay, girls, please, we can't be outdone 835 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,641 -by one damn step. -Right. 836 00:47:02,725 --> 00:47:05,600 -Let's see a little pride! -Pride! 837 00:47:05,683 --> 00:47:07,600 -Who are we? -The Mommies! 838 00:47:07,683 --> 00:47:10,475 -What are we? -Super hot! 839 00:47:10,558 --> 00:47:14,141 -What will we do? -Conquer the world! 840 00:47:28,308 --> 00:47:30,933 They're wonderful. We'll do the video next week. 841 00:47:31,016 --> 00:47:34,725 -What do you mean, next week? -To show my bosses. They'll love it. 842 00:47:34,808 --> 00:47:37,683 I have a younger group getting ready for the championship. 843 00:47:37,766 --> 00:47:40,808 -They're great, you'll love them. -Listen to me. 844 00:47:40,891 --> 00:47:42,766 People are good everywhere. 845 00:47:42,850 --> 00:47:45,391 We're looking for stories with heart. 846 00:47:46,308 --> 00:47:47,225 Like this. 847 00:48:03,016 --> 00:48:05,808 One week? Impossible. It isn't enough time. 848 00:48:05,891 --> 00:48:09,141 That's what I said, but it's up to all of you. 849 00:48:09,225 --> 00:48:11,600 We haven't got it down and that step kills me. 850 00:48:11,683 --> 00:48:14,641 -Exactly right. -Don't you want to be on TV? 851 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,850 -Actually... -I do. 852 00:48:16,933 --> 00:48:19,766 I love showing off in front of everyone. 853 00:48:19,850 --> 00:48:21,891 -Hi! What's up? -Attagirl. 854 00:48:21,975 --> 00:48:23,975 The sexy taxi driver! 855 00:48:25,975 --> 00:48:28,808 It's good for Maribel, it's good for the business 856 00:48:28,891 --> 00:48:30,558 and it's good for your pride. 857 00:48:30,641 --> 00:48:32,933 But we have to nail it. That's your hole. 858 00:48:33,516 --> 00:48:35,183 -Goal, sweetie. -That's right. 859 00:48:35,266 --> 00:48:37,558 We need four things. One, effort. 860 00:48:37,641 --> 00:48:41,891 Two, dedication. Three, sacrifice. And four, I don't remember. 861 00:48:42,391 --> 00:48:45,016 But we have to work, work, work. 862 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:46,891 And then there's the ugly thing. 863 00:48:46,975 --> 00:48:47,808 The what? 864 00:48:47,891 --> 00:48:48,933 What's the ugly thing? 865 00:48:49,016 --> 00:48:51,183 -All of you. -Us, ugly? 866 00:48:51,266 --> 00:48:52,600 Yeah. 867 00:48:53,225 --> 00:48:54,891 You are. 868 00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:56,975 Not you, but they are. 869 00:48:57,058 --> 00:48:59,558 They're ugly. They have to look beautiful. 870 00:49:00,975 --> 00:49:02,891 They're already beautiful. 871 00:49:02,975 --> 00:49:04,516 -Right, girls? -Sure. 872 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,725 -On the inside. -What? Inside and out. 873 00:49:07,808 --> 00:49:09,766 Ugly? My snatch is a catch! 874 00:49:11,225 --> 00:49:14,016 Look, you want to see some beautiful ladies? 875 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,433 You're going to shit in your pants. 876 00:50:00,725 --> 00:50:03,558 Girls, nobody get nervous. I want you all to be loose. 877 00:50:03,641 --> 00:50:04,850 And focused. 878 00:50:04,933 --> 00:50:06,933 Focused. And most of all, attitude. You have to sell it. 879 00:50:07,016 --> 00:50:10,766 -Lots of attitude. And count. -One moment, please. 880 00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:12,558 Is that a casual look or what? 881 00:50:12,641 --> 00:50:13,933 Yeah, why? 882 00:50:14,016 --> 00:50:17,141 No, because they all look so spectacular. 883 00:50:17,225 --> 00:50:19,350 -He's not performing. -No. 884 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,016 They're the Mommies. 885 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,391 Without him, it loses its flair. 886 00:50:23,975 --> 00:50:25,100 You're calling us dull? 887 00:50:25,183 --> 00:50:27,308 What's original is the combination. 888 00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:29,850 I'll record it, but they may not want it. 889 00:50:29,933 --> 00:50:33,558 There are 40 out there just like you ladies. 890 00:50:35,641 --> 00:50:37,433 If I have to dance, I'll dance. 891 00:50:37,516 --> 00:50:39,766 No, Fidel, you're not in the group. 892 00:50:40,266 --> 00:50:43,016 But maybe, it's good if he's on TV. 893 00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:46,433 Someone might recognize him and we'll finally know who he is. 894 00:50:46,516 --> 00:50:48,016 Very good idea. 895 00:50:48,100 --> 00:50:50,766 -But-- -Virginia, Cati's right. 896 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:53,475 -After all, she's a police officer. -Sure, much better. 897 00:50:53,558 --> 00:50:56,683 -No, I just don't see it. -You don't mind? 898 00:50:56,766 --> 00:50:58,183 -No, let's do it. -Okay. 899 00:50:58,266 --> 00:50:59,308 -Ready? -Yeah. 900 00:50:59,391 --> 00:51:02,016 Okay, places everyone! 901 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:04,058 Tighten it up back there. Come on. 902 00:51:04,766 --> 00:51:06,641 Hold on. Kid. 903 00:51:07,225 --> 00:51:08,975 -Stand in the center. -In the middle? 904 00:51:09,058 --> 00:51:10,391 Yes, please. 905 00:51:10,475 --> 00:51:11,433 Thank you. 906 00:51:11,516 --> 00:51:12,475 Here. 907 00:51:16,516 --> 00:51:17,766 What are you doing, lady? 908 00:51:17,850 --> 00:51:19,516 I was... 909 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,475 Music. 910 00:52:20,558 --> 00:52:23,058 -Is this some kind of a joke? -A joke? 911 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,058 Who is that? 912 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:27,100 Someone famous? 913 00:52:27,183 --> 00:52:30,975 23,200,000 clicks on the Internet. You don't believe me? 914 00:52:35,933 --> 00:52:38,975 -Stickyman! -Bingo! 915 00:52:41,266 --> 00:52:44,225 I saw him and thought, "I know him, but from where?" 916 00:52:44,308 --> 00:52:48,850 He looks different, but that look in his eye is still there. 917 00:52:48,933 --> 00:52:49,766 Look, Sofia. 918 00:52:49,850 --> 00:52:52,683 This guy was missing in action. People are going to flip. 919 00:52:54,308 --> 00:52:55,183 Chacho! 920 00:53:08,350 --> 00:53:09,475 Monumental. 921 00:53:10,016 --> 00:53:11,433 I'm in no mood for compliments. 922 00:53:11,975 --> 00:53:13,516 You never are for me. 923 00:53:14,433 --> 00:53:16,475 I just don't know what to do with him. 924 00:53:17,766 --> 00:53:18,808 Fidel? 925 00:53:18,891 --> 00:53:23,308 If you were Judas' father and Judas didn't know he's Judas, 926 00:53:23,391 --> 00:53:24,725 would you tell him he's Judas? 927 00:53:24,808 --> 00:53:25,683 Judas who? 928 00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:28,225 The one from the Gospel, the kiss, 929 00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:31,183 the one who betrayed Jesus for 30 silver coins. 930 00:53:31,266 --> 00:53:33,141 You're comparing my son to that bastard? 931 00:53:34,641 --> 00:53:38,141 He was head of Human Resources at Omnicron. 932 00:53:39,933 --> 00:53:42,600 The one who fired 20% of the staff in one shot. 933 00:53:42,683 --> 00:53:44,058 -The executioner? -Yes. 934 00:53:45,266 --> 00:53:49,183 And if he goes on TV, half of Badalona will see him. 935 00:53:50,016 --> 00:53:51,391 They'll recognize him. 936 00:53:52,683 --> 00:53:54,058 Although they won't take us 937 00:53:54,141 --> 00:53:56,391 because we danced like shit, especially me. 938 00:54:51,308 --> 00:54:52,558 Oh, you're here. 939 00:54:52,641 --> 00:54:54,891 I'll get changed and we'll go. 940 00:55:06,391 --> 00:55:08,850 Fidel. Fidel. Fidel. 941 00:55:08,933 --> 00:55:10,183 Take those off. 942 00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,225 Take off your headphones. 943 00:55:12,016 --> 00:55:15,058 It's just... Before we go in, I want... 944 00:55:16,433 --> 00:55:20,475 I want you to know something. I should have told you before, 945 00:55:20,558 --> 00:55:23,850 but I wanted to protect you and I kept quiet. 946 00:55:23,933 --> 00:55:25,891 -Are you going to cry? -No. 947 00:55:25,975 --> 00:55:27,141 I don't know. 948 00:55:27,225 --> 00:55:28,766 I don't want you to cry, Mom. 949 00:55:29,350 --> 00:55:30,391 What did you say? 950 00:55:30,475 --> 00:55:32,933 -I don't want you to cry. -No, the other part. 951 00:55:33,016 --> 00:55:35,725 -Mom. -Virgi, hurry up! 952 00:55:35,808 --> 00:55:37,225 -Virgi, hurry up! -What's going on? 953 00:55:38,308 --> 00:55:40,350 We made the cut, Virginia. 954 00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:45,475 -Yeah, Maribel just told us. -We're going on TV in eight days. Look. 955 00:55:46,975 --> 00:55:49,350 -Good lord! -That's great! 956 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:55,766 -We're going on TV! -Me, too? 957 00:55:55,850 --> 00:55:57,933 Yeah, they want all of us! You too! 958 00:55:58,016 --> 00:56:00,850 How could they not want him with that tight ass of his? 959 00:56:00,933 --> 00:56:03,225 Virginia, aren't you happy? 960 00:56:03,308 --> 00:56:04,766 Well... 961 00:56:05,266 --> 00:56:08,308 I am, Mom! I'm totally psyched! 962 00:56:08,391 --> 00:56:09,600 He calls me Mom now. 963 00:56:09,683 --> 00:56:11,183 What do you expect him to call you? Bitch? 964 00:56:11,766 --> 00:56:12,600 Champagne. 965 00:56:16,308 --> 00:56:18,058 What enthusiasm. 966 00:56:18,683 --> 00:56:21,975 The bad news is we have to do a new choreography. 967 00:56:22,058 --> 00:56:23,350 -Another one? -Why? 968 00:56:23,433 --> 00:56:24,683 They want something more modern. 969 00:56:24,766 --> 00:56:27,850 Impossible. We can't do a new one. 970 00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:29,891 -Why is it impossible? -There isn't time. 971 00:56:29,975 --> 00:56:32,516 Okay, we just have to rehearse a lot. 972 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,600 More than a lot. 973 00:56:33,683 --> 00:56:37,141 We all work. Where will we find the time? 974 00:56:37,225 --> 00:56:41,141 Anywhere we can. Early morning, at night, on Sunday. 975 00:56:41,225 --> 00:56:43,100 -And the housework? -Right. 976 00:56:43,183 --> 00:56:45,433 Let the husbands and kids do it. 977 00:56:45,516 --> 00:56:47,141 Yeah. What if they say no? 978 00:56:47,225 --> 00:56:49,391 Then fire them. Goodbye. 979 00:56:52,933 --> 00:56:54,558 Are we going to give up? 980 00:56:56,058 --> 00:56:58,016 You don't want an experience like this? 981 00:56:59,891 --> 00:57:03,891 Maribel, do you think we can pull this off? 982 00:57:03,975 --> 00:57:06,225 Sure. If we work hard, sure we can. 983 00:57:06,308 --> 00:57:08,641 -Sure we can! Pride! -Pride! 984 00:57:08,725 --> 00:57:10,475 -Who are we? -The Mommies! 985 00:57:10,558 --> 00:57:12,808 -What are we? -Super hot! 986 00:57:12,891 --> 00:57:16,308 -Let's go, my snatch is a catch! -Right on! 987 00:57:27,016 --> 00:57:29,391 Brothers, the potty's over. 988 00:57:29,475 --> 00:57:31,100 Party, Fidel. 989 00:57:31,183 --> 00:57:35,475 From now on you clean, cook and wash your clothes. 990 00:57:35,558 --> 00:57:38,183 -Why is that? -Because the mom has to rehearse. 991 00:57:39,183 --> 00:57:42,058 And so do I. We're going to be on TV. 992 00:57:43,141 --> 00:57:45,975 -You're going on TV? -On The Talent Show! 993 00:57:46,058 --> 00:57:47,141 I told you, man. 994 00:57:47,933 --> 00:57:48,808 What? 995 00:57:48,891 --> 00:57:51,350 We made the video at the disco and sent it in. 996 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:54,350 Who gave you permission to send anything anywhere? 997 00:57:54,433 --> 00:57:57,766 -We're proud of our mother. -She's the Spanish cat's meow. 998 00:57:59,100 --> 00:58:01,016 The Spanish cat's meow is sick of you two. 999 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:02,516 What is this freak talking about? 1000 00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:04,100 Pride. 1001 00:58:05,308 --> 00:58:10,391 Well, that I'm sick of how lazy you are, 1002 00:58:10,475 --> 00:58:12,683 eating like pigs all day long. 1003 00:58:12,766 --> 00:58:16,683 A whole year out of work, sitting around scratching your balls! 1004 00:58:16,766 --> 00:58:20,475 I'm not giving you another euro until you get your act together. 1005 00:58:21,766 --> 00:58:22,600 Mom! 1006 00:58:22,683 --> 00:58:25,350 -You're microbes! -Parasites, son. 1007 00:58:25,433 --> 00:58:27,558 Fire them, let them fend for themselves. 1008 00:58:27,641 --> 00:58:29,058 You deserve better. 1009 00:58:29,641 --> 00:58:31,225 I deserve better. 1010 00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,558 How long have I worked at this hotel? 1011 00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:38,600 Fifteen years? Isn't it time to give me a promotion? 1012 00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:42,475 That supervisor position is opening up soon 1013 00:58:42,558 --> 00:58:44,308 because Reme's retiring. And you know I deserve it. 1014 00:58:44,391 --> 00:58:47,183 And don't give me that look. You know I'm right. 1015 00:58:47,266 --> 00:58:49,350 And since I'm right, you'll think about it 1016 00:58:49,433 --> 00:58:54,475 and realize that what I'm saying is the way it should be by law. 1017 00:58:56,391 --> 00:58:59,225 Okay, I said it. It wasn't easy, but I said it. 1018 00:59:00,350 --> 00:59:02,516 I can't give you that job, Virginia. 1019 00:59:03,100 --> 00:59:04,766 Of course you can! 1020 00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,641 I'm worthy of being a supervisor and you know it. 1021 00:59:08,725 --> 00:59:10,975 I want that job and you're going to give it to me. 1022 00:59:11,058 --> 00:59:12,433 Oh, and another thing. 1023 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:16,266 The next few days, she and I can only work half days, 1024 00:59:16,350 --> 00:59:19,141 and no weekends because we have to rehearse. 1025 00:59:19,225 --> 00:59:21,683 We're going to perform on television. 1026 00:59:22,183 --> 00:59:25,641 Virginia, you give me a hard-on. 1027 01:00:17,850 --> 01:00:20,308 Where's Luciano? What a drag. 1028 01:00:20,391 --> 01:00:22,475 I think I'm going to stay. 1029 01:00:22,558 --> 01:00:26,766 No, the two of us want to talk to you about something. 1030 01:00:26,850 --> 01:00:28,850 -Am I getting a raise? -No. 1031 01:00:28,933 --> 01:00:32,975 Then we'll talk another day. I'm going to shower up here. 1032 01:00:33,975 --> 01:00:36,933 We have to load all the wardrobe on the bus. 1033 01:00:37,016 --> 01:00:38,475 I can't leave Maribel alone. 1034 01:00:38,558 --> 01:00:40,308 -Of course, son. -See you later. 1035 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,850 Damn you, Luciano. You always do this to me. 1036 01:00:50,266 --> 01:00:51,100 Oh, sorry! 1037 01:00:52,058 --> 01:00:54,266 No, I'm sorry. I thought you'd left. 1038 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:58,308 Yeah, I did, but I came back 1039 01:00:58,391 --> 01:01:02,350 because I thought you might need help with... 1040 01:01:02,433 --> 01:01:03,266 With? 1041 01:01:03,350 --> 01:01:04,558 With... 1042 01:01:07,558 --> 01:01:09,100 That thing is happening to me again. 1043 01:01:10,141 --> 01:01:11,641 It doesn't happen to girls? 1044 01:01:12,308 --> 01:01:13,558 Yeah, it does. 1045 01:01:13,641 --> 01:01:16,183 Yeah? And how can you tell? 1046 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:20,100 Really? 1047 01:01:49,558 --> 01:01:51,183 Son of a bitch! 1048 01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:54,308 -I can't. -What? 1049 01:01:54,391 --> 01:01:55,683 -I can't. -What? 1050 01:01:55,766 --> 01:01:57,683 I can't. Something happened. 1051 01:01:58,350 --> 01:01:59,558 Something happened when? 1052 01:02:00,141 --> 01:02:02,516 -Before. -What happened? 1053 01:02:03,516 --> 01:02:05,766 -I'm scared. -Scared of what? 1054 01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:06,683 That I can't get out. 1055 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:09,308 -Out of what? -Of you, damn it! Of you! 1056 01:02:10,141 --> 01:02:11,100 Of you. 1057 01:02:17,058 --> 01:02:18,100 Damn. 1058 01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:20,475 Damn it, damn it! 1059 01:02:21,058 --> 01:02:22,141 Are you okay? 1060 01:02:22,225 --> 01:02:24,391 It all suddenly came back to me. 1061 01:02:24,475 --> 01:02:25,516 You got your memory back. 1062 01:02:26,100 --> 01:02:27,058 Yeah. 1063 01:02:27,766 --> 01:02:29,016 I know who I am now. 1064 01:02:29,516 --> 01:02:31,308 It's okay, that's a good thing. 1065 01:02:31,891 --> 01:02:34,808 No, it's not. It's not good at all, damn it. 1066 01:02:51,391 --> 01:02:52,225 Dude! 1067 01:02:52,308 --> 01:02:53,850 -What the... -Luciano. 1068 01:02:55,308 --> 01:02:57,308 -Are you okay? -Yeah, get me out of here. 1069 01:02:58,058 --> 01:02:59,141 What's wrong? 1070 01:02:59,850 --> 01:03:01,766 Please, get me out of here. 1071 01:03:11,141 --> 01:03:12,600 Tell me what's wrong. 1072 01:03:12,683 --> 01:03:14,725 Please, just take me home. 1073 01:03:15,308 --> 01:03:17,850 -To your mother's? -No, Barcelona. 1074 01:03:17,933 --> 01:03:20,600 The high part. That's where I live. 1075 01:03:21,683 --> 01:03:23,100 You got your memory back. 1076 01:03:23,683 --> 01:03:25,433 Yeah, it's all here. 1077 01:03:27,308 --> 01:03:29,183 It was like opening a faucet. 1078 01:03:29,266 --> 01:03:32,183 Congratulations. That's great, right? 1079 01:03:32,850 --> 01:03:33,933 No. 1080 01:03:35,225 --> 01:03:36,975 I'm a monster, Luciano. 1081 01:03:38,266 --> 01:03:39,350 A monster. 1082 01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,141 -No, you're not. -Yes. 1083 01:03:41,225 --> 01:03:43,100 I was a bastard. Everyone will hate me now. 1084 01:03:43,683 --> 01:03:46,016 Your mother won't hate you, and neither will I. 1085 01:03:46,725 --> 01:03:48,141 I've hurt a lot of people. 1086 01:03:48,933 --> 01:03:51,558 The girls' husbands, my brothers-- 1087 01:03:51,641 --> 01:03:53,850 That's enough, Fidel. It's okay. 1088 01:03:53,933 --> 01:03:56,350 What do you mean, it's okay? I'm not Fidel. 1089 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,933 I'm fucking Stickyman! 1090 01:03:58,558 --> 01:03:59,766 Fuck! 1091 01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:06,683 There's something-- 1092 01:04:06,766 --> 01:04:11,308 Please, I don't feel like talking. Leave me alone. You're not my father. 1093 01:04:34,933 --> 01:04:36,100 I'll get out here. 1094 01:04:36,183 --> 01:04:37,933 -No, I'll take you home. -Look. 1095 01:04:38,766 --> 01:04:43,641 I'll probably never see you again, so thanks a lot for everything, boss. 1096 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,350 -Go ahead. -No, you. 1097 01:04:50,308 --> 01:04:53,641 I never thought working in a supermarket could be so... 1098 01:04:55,058 --> 01:04:56,725 fun, really. 1099 01:05:15,808 --> 01:05:17,808 Careful they don't get wrinkled. 1100 01:05:20,891 --> 01:05:22,475 Look, there's Virginia. 1101 01:05:23,016 --> 01:05:25,308 -It's about time. -You're such a pain. 1102 01:05:25,391 --> 01:05:26,725 These two... 1103 01:05:26,808 --> 01:05:28,308 Hey, and where's Fidel? 1104 01:05:28,391 --> 01:05:29,641 -Where's Fidel? -He's here, right? 1105 01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:32,016 -No, he left. -He left? Where? 1106 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,725 Weren't you with him? 1107 01:05:33,808 --> 01:05:37,058 Well, the thing is, he got his memory back. 1108 01:05:38,100 --> 01:05:38,933 No. 1109 01:05:39,016 --> 01:05:40,100 Isn't that good? 1110 01:05:40,933 --> 01:05:44,433 -Why are you being so negative? -Yeah, why? 1111 01:05:44,516 --> 01:05:47,391 Because when he knew who he was, he wanted to kill himself. 1112 01:05:50,266 --> 01:05:52,891 -That might be him. -Answer it! 1113 01:05:52,975 --> 01:05:54,308 It's Luciano. 1114 01:05:55,308 --> 01:05:59,141 Luciano, I can't talk to you right now. What? 1115 01:05:59,725 --> 01:06:00,933 I'm following him, wait. 1116 01:06:01,683 --> 01:06:05,100 He stopped outside a building, he's about to go in. 1117 01:06:05,725 --> 01:06:07,433 Okay, I'm going to park. 1118 01:06:08,141 --> 01:06:10,058 There are some movers bringing out furniture. 1119 01:06:10,141 --> 01:06:11,641 Yeah, he went inside. 1120 01:06:11,725 --> 01:06:14,766 He's inside. 150, Santalo Street. 1121 01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:17,475 150, Santalo Street. 1122 01:06:18,016 --> 01:06:20,433 I don't know which apartment. 1123 01:06:20,516 --> 01:06:22,933 -2A, there you go. -Thanks, Mariano. 1124 01:06:23,016 --> 01:06:25,225 -How's the Master's degree? -What? 1125 01:06:25,308 --> 01:06:27,975 Your cousin said you were in Chicago doing a Master's. 1126 01:06:28,058 --> 01:06:28,933 My cousin? 1127 01:06:29,016 --> 01:06:31,975 Yeah. He said you were letting him stay to water the plants. 1128 01:06:32,058 --> 01:06:35,641 I've never seen any plants, but since he had his own keys... 1129 01:06:50,350 --> 01:06:51,183 Damn. 1130 01:06:51,266 --> 01:06:53,683 Who are you? What are you doing here? 1131 01:06:54,266 --> 01:06:55,683 You scared me, buddy. 1132 01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:59,766 I'm not your buddy. And I'm calling the police. 1133 01:06:59,850 --> 01:07:00,933 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 1134 01:07:01,016 --> 01:07:03,766 Your cell phone's in there. Go ahead. 1135 01:07:03,850 --> 01:07:06,266 -Call. -You stole my backpack? 1136 01:07:06,350 --> 01:07:08,516 -You stole my job. -What? 1137 01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:11,016 You're one of the 300. 1138 01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:14,516 Jesus Christ. 1139 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:16,725 I served you coffee every morning, remember? 1140 01:07:17,225 --> 01:07:19,308 With stevia and a dab of cream. 1141 01:07:19,391 --> 01:07:21,475 You're the waiter who poured water on my head. 1142 01:07:22,558 --> 01:07:25,225 Damn it, damn it. Damn it! 1143 01:07:33,308 --> 01:07:34,933 Can I make you some coffee? 1144 01:07:35,016 --> 01:07:36,850 -Or tea? -No. 1145 01:07:37,641 --> 01:07:38,475 Have you eaten? 1146 01:07:39,266 --> 01:07:41,391 -I'll heat one up for you. -Don't touch me. 1147 01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:42,891 Don't touch me. 1148 01:07:45,725 --> 01:07:46,891 Is that my underwear? 1149 01:07:47,683 --> 01:07:50,058 Yeah. So is the shirt. 1150 01:07:51,475 --> 01:07:54,058 Okay, I'll get my stuff and leave. 1151 01:07:56,516 --> 01:07:59,016 Just so you know, I don't regret a thing. 1152 01:08:10,683 --> 01:08:12,975 Can you drive a little faster, please? 1153 01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:22,475 No, no, no! On the right! On the right! 1154 01:08:22,558 --> 01:08:23,725 On the right! 1155 01:08:25,266 --> 01:08:26,183 Shit. 1156 01:08:34,975 --> 01:08:37,058 Stop where you see that gentleman over there. 1157 01:08:37,141 --> 01:08:39,225 That man in the striped shirt. 1158 01:08:39,308 --> 01:08:41,100 That's it, right here. 1159 01:08:43,016 --> 01:08:44,933 -Is this it? -That building. 1160 01:08:45,016 --> 01:08:47,058 Good lord, I hope we're not too late. 1161 01:08:48,183 --> 01:08:50,683 No, please. Let me, I'm his mother. 1162 01:08:50,766 --> 01:08:51,641 And I'm his father. 1163 01:08:53,141 --> 01:08:54,391 Let's go. 1164 01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:01,641 Where the hell is it? 1165 01:09:04,350 --> 01:09:06,516 What are you looking for? Can I help? 1166 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,058 They were in here. 1167 01:09:11,016 --> 01:09:13,016 -Looking for this? -Yes. 1168 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:14,558 My antidepressants. 1169 01:09:16,516 --> 01:09:17,683 There's only one left! 1170 01:09:18,183 --> 01:09:20,641 I've been going through a rough time, too. 1171 01:09:20,725 --> 01:09:23,391 I got fired, had to find a new job, 1172 01:09:23,475 --> 01:09:26,766 -take my family to the village-- -Okay, already! 1173 01:09:26,850 --> 01:09:28,266 I got the picture! 1174 01:09:28,350 --> 01:09:32,475 Well, excuse me. I'm leaving. I'm sorry. 1175 01:09:39,725 --> 01:09:40,725 Wait, wait! 1176 01:09:41,683 --> 01:09:42,891 What are you doing here? 1177 01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:45,683 -Nothing, I was just leaving. -Where's my son? 1178 01:09:45,766 --> 01:09:46,975 Inside. 1179 01:09:48,183 --> 01:09:49,141 Fidel? 1180 01:09:51,391 --> 01:09:52,516 No! 1181 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,475 Oh, no! He took them all! 1182 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,933 What have you done? Spit them out! 1183 01:09:58,016 --> 01:10:01,183 Spit them out! Put your fingers down his throat! Make him vomit! 1184 01:10:04,933 --> 01:10:05,975 There's only one. 1185 01:10:08,683 --> 01:10:10,100 Why did you do that? 1186 01:10:10,183 --> 01:10:11,725 Because I'm your mother. 1187 01:10:11,808 --> 01:10:13,350 And I'm your father. 1188 01:10:13,433 --> 01:10:15,766 What? Did he say "father"? 1189 01:10:16,350 --> 01:10:18,058 Yes, he did. Your father. 1190 01:10:18,141 --> 01:10:19,641 -Really? -Really. 1191 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:21,975 What are you doing here? 1192 01:10:22,058 --> 01:10:23,850 Stopping you from doing something stupid. 1193 01:10:23,933 --> 01:10:28,683 But... Look, forget about me. Please. 1194 01:10:29,266 --> 01:10:30,850 Forget about you? 1195 01:10:30,933 --> 01:10:33,766 I already did for too long. I can't anymore. 1196 01:10:34,725 --> 01:10:35,975 He's really my father? 1197 01:10:36,058 --> 01:10:37,475 Yes, he is. 1198 01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,016 You have no idea. 1199 01:10:43,100 --> 01:10:46,391 -I'm the one who fired the 300 workers. -I know. 1200 01:10:46,475 --> 01:10:47,433 -Your sons. -I know. 1201 01:10:47,516 --> 01:10:50,308 -I've been hiding for a year. -I know everything, Fidel. 1202 01:10:50,391 --> 01:10:51,266 Since when? 1203 01:10:51,350 --> 01:10:52,433 Since the beginning. 1204 01:10:53,475 --> 01:10:54,891 Why didn't you say anything? 1205 01:10:54,975 --> 01:10:57,266 I thought it would put you over the edge. 1206 01:10:57,350 --> 01:11:00,350 You thought? You shouldn't have thought for me. 1207 01:11:00,433 --> 01:11:03,475 What do you mean? I saw you jump in front of a bus! 1208 01:11:03,558 --> 01:11:04,933 That gives you no right! 1209 01:11:05,016 --> 01:11:07,391 -Don't talk to me about rights. -Why? 1210 01:11:07,475 --> 01:11:09,141 Say it. Because I'm a bastard, right? 1211 01:11:09,225 --> 01:11:10,725 No, you're not. 1212 01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:13,391 They made you do what you did. I'm sure of it. 1213 01:11:13,475 --> 01:11:17,891 You're wrong. I'm the one who decided how many to fire. 1214 01:11:17,975 --> 01:11:20,433 -Because I loved firing people. -No! 1215 01:11:20,516 --> 01:11:23,016 You think you did because they made you believe that. 1216 01:11:24,558 --> 01:11:25,475 How do you know? 1217 01:11:25,558 --> 01:11:27,183 How do I know? 1218 01:11:27,266 --> 01:11:28,683 Because I know. 1219 01:11:30,308 --> 01:11:33,808 When you were born, I didn't even take you in my arms. 1220 01:11:33,891 --> 01:11:36,475 I closed my eyes and laid you off. 1221 01:11:36,975 --> 01:11:38,516 Just like you laid off all those people. 1222 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,600 You see, we're not so different. 1223 01:11:46,308 --> 01:11:49,725 Excuse me. We need to go. We're late. 1224 01:11:49,808 --> 01:11:51,641 Yeah. Let's go. 1225 01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:54,766 -He's really my... -Yes, he is, what can I do? 1226 01:11:55,683 --> 01:11:58,391 -Let's go. -No, I'm not going. 1227 01:11:58,475 --> 01:12:00,350 -What do you mean? -I'm not going. 1228 01:12:00,433 --> 01:12:02,433 If you don't go, the Mommies won't dance. 1229 01:12:02,516 --> 01:12:05,975 You can't ask me to exhibit myself publicly on TV. 1230 01:12:06,058 --> 01:12:09,308 That's exactly what you need. 1231 01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:12,266 It took me a while to realize, but that's it. 1232 01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:13,266 What? 1233 01:12:13,350 --> 01:12:16,558 To stop hiding, Fidel. Accept who you are. 1234 01:12:19,975 --> 01:12:22,850 Everyone will laugh at me. I'm Stickyman. 1235 01:12:22,933 --> 01:12:24,933 Who cares? Let them laugh. 1236 01:12:25,516 --> 01:12:27,058 You'll have to live with that. 1237 01:12:31,016 --> 01:12:31,891 I can't. 1238 01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:34,058 Look. 1239 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,516 Look at all those women down there. 1240 01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,266 Look how excited they are. You know why? 1241 01:12:39,350 --> 01:12:42,141 They're here because of you. Because of you. 1242 01:12:42,225 --> 01:12:44,183 You can't leave them hanging now, Fidel. 1243 01:12:45,058 --> 01:12:46,016 Pride! 1244 01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,391 Pride, Fidel. 1245 01:12:49,475 --> 01:12:50,933 Pride! 1246 01:12:51,016 --> 01:12:52,058 Pride, son! 1247 01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:56,016 Pride. 1248 01:13:04,225 --> 01:13:06,766 Good evening, good evening, good evening! 1249 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:09,516 Welcome to The Talent Show! 1250 01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:16,641 I talked to her half an hour ago. They're on their way! 1251 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:18,433 Stop bullshitting me, Chacho. 1252 01:13:18,516 --> 01:13:19,641 We can move up the tap dancers. 1253 01:13:19,725 --> 01:13:22,891 I don't care what you do, just do it now. Move it! 1254 01:13:36,016 --> 01:13:39,100 Everybody inside, quickly! We're late! 1255 01:13:39,183 --> 01:13:40,558 Let's go, let's go! 1256 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,975 -I'm going to kill you bitches! -Sorry. 1257 01:13:44,058 --> 01:13:46,141 -I almost had a heart attack. -And we almost had two. 1258 01:13:46,225 --> 01:13:49,058 -It's a miracle we made it. -I was about to change the schedule! 1259 01:13:50,308 --> 01:13:53,600 -Where is he? The guy who dances with you. -Look, here he comes. 1260 01:13:55,016 --> 01:13:55,975 Okay. Are you ready? 1261 01:13:56,058 --> 01:13:57,433 Yeah, we changed on the bus. 1262 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,433 Follow me, you're up next. 1263 01:13:59,516 --> 01:14:01,433 -Next? -Yeah, after the cheerleaders. 1264 01:14:01,516 --> 01:14:03,725 -Wait! -Come on, hurry up! 1265 01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:32,766 Come on, the taller ones in the back. 1266 01:14:32,850 --> 01:14:35,058 Everybody up there, please. 1267 01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:37,183 Wait, don't let the camera see you yet. 1268 01:14:37,766 --> 01:14:39,558 -Who are you? -His father. 1269 01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:41,725 -Yeah. -Yeah, he's his father. 1270 01:14:41,808 --> 01:14:43,558 Isn't he going on? 1271 01:14:43,641 --> 01:14:46,600 Yes, but they're going to interview the girls first. 1272 01:14:46,683 --> 01:14:48,975 -Okay. -Perfect, right there. 1273 01:14:49,058 --> 01:14:50,141 -Here? -There. 1274 01:14:50,225 --> 01:14:53,308 Girls, give it your all. I'll be watching in the booth. 1275 01:14:53,391 --> 01:14:55,141 Go on, take them away. 1276 01:14:55,225 --> 01:14:56,183 Who's going on? 1277 01:14:56,266 --> 01:14:57,558 They know what to do, go on. 1278 01:14:57,641 --> 01:14:59,891 -Chacho, I'm all alone. -Positive attitude! 1279 01:14:59,975 --> 01:15:02,475 Girls, here we go! Let's do it! 1280 01:15:04,183 --> 01:15:05,808 Yes? Okay. 1281 01:15:06,391 --> 01:15:09,141 Ladies, get ready. Manel is on his way. 1282 01:15:09,225 --> 01:15:11,183 Oh, God, Manel... 1283 01:15:11,266 --> 01:15:14,308 Stay calm. Stay calm, don't get nervous. 1284 01:15:14,391 --> 01:15:15,308 Good luck. 1285 01:15:16,725 --> 01:15:18,891 -Are you feeling better? -Yeah. 1286 01:15:18,975 --> 01:15:20,141 Let's go. 1287 01:15:22,641 --> 01:15:23,516 You can't come. 1288 01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,558 -Stay there. -I'm his father. 1289 01:15:24,641 --> 01:15:25,641 I don't care. 1290 01:15:33,975 --> 01:15:38,350 Congratulations to the cheerleading squad! Thanks, kids. 1291 01:15:38,433 --> 01:15:42,016 A great performance, but as you know, you decide at home 1292 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:44,058 and the verdict is in your hands. 1293 01:15:44,141 --> 01:15:46,641 From Navalcarnero, we move on to Badalona. 1294 01:15:46,725 --> 01:15:49,391 We're talking about mommies, the best thing in life. 1295 01:15:49,475 --> 01:15:53,141 But the mommies here with us tonight are no ordinary mommies. 1296 01:15:53,225 --> 01:15:56,891 They've come to give us all an example of courage... 1297 01:15:56,975 --> 01:15:58,641 This show sucks. 1298 01:16:00,183 --> 01:16:02,975 We have to wait here for orders from upstairs. 1299 01:16:05,975 --> 01:16:07,225 I'd make a run for it. 1300 01:16:07,308 --> 01:16:09,058 Yeah, me too, but I can't. 1301 01:16:10,891 --> 01:16:13,641 Maribel, here he comes. Here he comes! 1302 01:16:13,725 --> 01:16:16,433 ...even adversity or problems in life. 1303 01:16:16,516 --> 01:16:19,266 Nothing can come between them and their dream. 1304 01:16:19,350 --> 01:16:21,725 Here they are. Very nervous, I imagine. 1305 01:16:21,808 --> 01:16:24,516 Yes, we are. And now, even more so. 1306 01:16:25,350 --> 01:16:28,808 Ten women from Badalona. They are: Mari Ascen, 1307 01:16:28,891 --> 01:16:35,516 Belén, Carol, Cati, Cris, Eli, Malole, Mónica, Uge and Virginia. 1308 01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:37,433 Let's give them a big applause. 1309 01:16:39,891 --> 01:16:41,016 Gorgeous! 1310 01:16:43,891 --> 01:16:47,600 These women are a symbol of courage and overcoming obstacles. 1311 01:16:47,683 --> 01:16:50,975 They're here to say that you can dance at any age, right, girls? 1312 01:16:51,058 --> 01:16:54,141 Any age, he says. Ask my kidneys. 1313 01:16:55,975 --> 01:16:58,058 Why do you call yourselves the Mommies? 1314 01:16:58,141 --> 01:17:00,391 We were taking our kids to dance class 1315 01:17:00,475 --> 01:17:03,808 and we'd wait outside for them, until one day we said, 1316 01:17:03,891 --> 01:17:08,266 "Why are we waiting outside instead of dancing, too?" 1317 01:17:08,350 --> 01:17:09,641 But you don't dance to just anything. 1318 01:17:09,725 --> 01:17:12,516 -No, we do urban dance. -Urban dance. 1319 01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:15,683 But these wonderful women are not alone. 1320 01:17:15,766 --> 01:17:19,891 There's a young man with them, Fidel, who I'm told is one of your sons. 1321 01:17:19,975 --> 01:17:22,141 Yes, he's my son. 1322 01:17:22,850 --> 01:17:26,100 But what really matters here is the group. 1323 01:17:26,183 --> 01:17:30,350 Of course, what matters is the group, but also its leader. 1324 01:17:30,433 --> 01:17:33,308 We'll talk about it all after this commercial break. 1325 01:17:39,433 --> 01:17:43,016 After the break, Manel comes in, introduces a 45-second video 1326 01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,933 and then you go on. All right? 1327 01:17:45,016 --> 01:17:47,683 -By myself? -Yeah, that's what they told me. 1328 01:17:48,766 --> 01:17:52,558 We're back at The Talent Show. You've met the Mommies, 1329 01:17:52,641 --> 01:17:55,558 and these wonderful women have come with a man 1330 01:17:55,641 --> 01:17:59,183 who was an Internet sensation only one year ago. 1331 01:17:59,266 --> 01:18:01,475 Many of you probably remember him. 1332 01:18:02,725 --> 01:18:04,600 Over the course of human history, 1333 01:18:04,683 --> 01:18:07,766 there have been many cases of anthropomorphism. 1334 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:10,683 The Elephant Man, Spiderman, 1335 01:18:10,766 --> 01:18:13,683 the Wolf Man and the Abominable Snowman. 1336 01:18:13,766 --> 01:18:16,391 They have all filled pages and pages 1337 01:18:16,475 --> 01:18:19,016 of the history of scientific literature. 1338 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:22,183 But none of them caused such a stir last year 1339 01:18:22,266 --> 01:18:25,308 as the incredible Stickyman. 1340 01:18:25,391 --> 01:18:28,933 His romantic attachment to an intern took social networks by storm. 1341 01:18:29,558 --> 01:18:34,058 The song written in his honor was a global hit. 1342 01:18:34,141 --> 01:18:39,933 And his incredibly unique case had all the doctors talking. 1343 01:18:40,016 --> 01:18:41,850 -Who is that? -The Human Resources bastard! 1344 01:18:41,933 --> 01:18:45,266 But suddenly, he vanished. He disappeared. 1345 01:18:45,350 --> 01:18:49,933 Tonight, he reappears exclusively on our program. 1346 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:56,516 Everyone welcome Fidel García Ruiz, Stickyman! 1347 01:18:58,475 --> 01:19:00,391 Good evening, Fidel. Welcome. 1348 01:19:00,475 --> 01:19:01,933 -Good evening. -What a surprise! 1349 01:19:02,016 --> 01:19:05,266 Yeah, actually it was a surprise for me as well. 1350 01:19:05,350 --> 01:19:07,475 You went missing for a whole year! 1351 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,475 Well, yeah, I had to hide 1352 01:19:10,558 --> 01:19:14,266 because I was ashamed of people knowing me because of this. 1353 01:19:14,350 --> 01:19:17,391 And with the whole mess it caused, you can imagine. 1354 01:19:17,975 --> 01:19:20,683 But anyway, I'm through hiding. 1355 01:19:20,766 --> 01:19:24,016 I'm here, and I've come tonight to show my face. 1356 01:19:25,183 --> 01:19:26,808 Even if I get punched out. 1357 01:19:32,141 --> 01:19:33,766 Tell Manel to keep going. It's okay. 1358 01:19:34,350 --> 01:19:36,850 Okay, Fidel. And why did you decide to do it tonight? 1359 01:19:37,433 --> 01:19:39,058 -Well, I'm here to dance. -Yes. 1360 01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:43,058 I might make a fool of myself again, but at least it's for a good cause. 1361 01:19:43,141 --> 01:19:47,766 Tell me, if you could go back, even only once in your life, 1362 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:49,850 would you erase that chapter completely? 1363 01:19:52,183 --> 01:19:56,433 The part I would erase is having fired those 300 people. 1364 01:19:57,016 --> 01:19:58,266 That's what I would erase. 1365 01:20:02,641 --> 01:20:03,808 And the other thing? 1366 01:20:05,058 --> 01:20:07,975 -That could happen to anybody. -Well, anybody... 1367 01:20:08,808 --> 01:20:11,433 Yeah, anybody. Well, anybody... 1368 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,641 -Can I say something, Manel? -Of course. 1369 01:20:19,391 --> 01:20:23,225 Look, these women have changed my life. 1370 01:20:23,808 --> 01:20:25,350 And not only because they made me dance, 1371 01:20:25,433 --> 01:20:29,391 but because they made me realize that I... 1372 01:20:31,266 --> 01:20:33,766 I've been a piece of shit my whole life. 1373 01:20:33,850 --> 01:20:36,058 Yes, a piece of shit, Manel. 1374 01:20:36,141 --> 01:20:39,725 A piece of shit capable of doing anything for money. 1375 01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:43,850 It's disgusting, the things we do for money. 1376 01:20:44,850 --> 01:20:48,850 But these ladies dance for the sheer pleasure of dancing. 1377 01:20:48,933 --> 01:20:51,600 Because they like it, they're passionate about it. 1378 01:20:51,683 --> 01:20:55,933 Not money, not fame, they dance because they don't give a... 1379 01:20:56,016 --> 01:20:58,058 -Because they don't give a heck. -Yes. 1380 01:20:58,141 --> 01:20:59,266 Not the other thing. 1381 01:20:59,350 --> 01:21:04,308 And that's the biggest victory a person can have. Really. 1382 01:21:04,391 --> 01:21:08,766 I wanted to be somebody and I was a nobody. 1383 01:21:09,558 --> 01:21:12,058 And now I know who I want to be. 1384 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:15,933 I want to be and feel like just another mommy. 1385 01:21:17,016 --> 01:21:21,100 I hope they feel the same way, and... 1386 01:21:23,391 --> 01:21:25,433 that they accept me in the tribe. 1387 01:21:27,641 --> 01:21:32,850 And now, without further delay, Fidel and the Mommies! 1388 01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:49,225 There are only four! 1389 01:21:49,308 --> 01:21:51,058 -There were ten! -Where are they? 1390 01:23:23,141 --> 01:23:25,183 What the fuck is this? 1391 01:23:25,266 --> 01:23:27,850 A talent show or a hippie grandma sit-in? 1392 01:23:27,933 --> 01:23:31,641 -You want me to stop it? -Either way, you're fired! 1393 01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:39,266 That's my son! My son. 1394 01:23:40,016 --> 01:23:41,683 Yeah, he's got my eyes. 1395 01:24:57,600 --> 01:25:00,600 I'm so proud of you, son. What a dancer! 1396 01:25:00,683 --> 01:25:02,225 It's in my blood. 1397 01:25:22,725 --> 01:25:26,558 We're going to have fun Don't you know it? 1398 01:25:26,641 --> 01:25:28,433 Let's get sticky 1399 01:25:28,516 --> 01:25:30,641 Go with it 1400 01:25:30,725 --> 01:25:31,975 Here we go! 1401 01:25:32,058 --> 01:25:37,266 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1402 01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:42,308 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1403 01:25:42,391 --> 01:25:46,350 Get some, you're in danger Get hooked 1404 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:49,475 Pretty lady, this is tricky 1405 01:25:49,558 --> 01:25:52,725 We were making love And things got sticky 1406 01:25:52,808 --> 01:25:55,183 Let's hook up You and me, no doubt 1407 01:25:55,266 --> 01:25:58,141 I love you so much I couldn't pull out 1408 01:25:58,225 --> 01:26:00,850 Trapped forever, we're out of luck 1409 01:26:00,933 --> 01:26:03,600 We can't be split Because we're stuck 1410 01:26:03,683 --> 01:26:09,058 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1411 01:26:09,141 --> 01:26:14,683 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1412 01:26:15,183 --> 01:26:17,850 Stick to me, stick to me 1413 01:26:17,933 --> 01:26:19,683 Like corn on the cob Stuck to my knob 1414 01:26:19,766 --> 01:26:22,766 I need a drink, it's too hot 1415 01:26:22,850 --> 01:26:24,725 Too hot, too hot 1416 01:26:24,808 --> 01:26:27,683 Come to my house Let's attach 1417 01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,058 Belly to belly, we're a match 1418 01:26:30,141 --> 01:26:35,308 Higher, higher, higher, higher 1419 01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:39,141 Lower, lower, lower 1420 01:26:39,225 --> 01:26:40,933 I'm hooked! 1421 01:26:41,016 --> 01:26:43,350 Our bodies joined, forever caught 1422 01:26:43,433 --> 01:26:45,975 Call a priest Let's tie the knot 1423 01:26:46,058 --> 01:26:48,350 You're so pretty, I can't let go 1424 01:26:48,433 --> 01:26:51,641 I'm Stickyman from head to toe 1425 01:26:51,725 --> 01:26:56,641 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1426 01:26:57,225 --> 01:27:02,058 Sticky, sticky, sticky Sticky, sticky, sticky 1427 01:27:02,141 --> 01:27:05,766 Hey, baby Let's get sticky 1428 01:27:05,850 --> 01:27:07,683 Let's get sticky 1429 01:27:07,766 --> 01:27:09,141 Hey, baby 1430 01:27:09,225 --> 01:27:13,475 Here's comes Sticky How about a quickie? 1431 01:27:13,558 --> 01:27:19,016 Danger, danger Danger, danger 1432 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,266 Danger, danger 1433 01:27:21,350 --> 01:27:23,058 Oh, sticky 102346