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sister or sister you're dancing in my

head

you're laughing like a crazy you should

be in bad

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sister-sister you gotta like the stars

you tiptoeing through my dreams now I

know you'll never be that far

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Oh

the show

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to my house

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member oh my my dancing in your shoe

when you're running low on spirit I will

be on you

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the show

Oh

I don't know

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the show

Oh

I really want you to go

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always the show mama I really want you

to go on with the show

I really watch it all with the show with

the show

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no we did not just get second place we

are not second but we are not second

place um we work so hard for this Bowers

weeks couple number 23 did you see Osama

I'm so sorry about your second place no

I really want him down again we are just

horrible horrible daughters we failed

mom

we failed her for the last time we'll

never dance again

you didn't do this up by yourself dear

it takes two to cha-cha and I don't know

what that sweet honey said you thought

he was doing out there but he left you

high and cold oh you think this is funny

this is serious deadly serious some

people go through their whole lives

without having the kind of talent that

you have in your little pinky toe and

I'll be boxed up in boat if some

unworldly sip of a man thinks is gonna

take our dreams away from us our dreams

mom that's enough

oh no no no I can never get enough your

sweet sweet loving Cherie you're just

getting going

enough about me let's talk about me I

don't have any more words to say to you

tonight I'll see you tomorrow 7:00 a.m.

pronto breakfast in bed I like my eggs

over easy like he likes us men Oh Cedric

when you finally decide to settle down

no self-respecting young woman is going

to want to marry a man who says it is

gimme

oh that's a good one Cherie may I borrow

that it'll cost you 7 a.m. fun I'm

serious Cedric so am i hey Ricky we're

number two

Tasi

okay maybe we were wrong about Kelly

maybe it's fuschia issue is more Sodoma

nice twist but if we do it that way and

we'll get taking the Faunus and add more

sequence and that beautiful cause in

Mattoon us you were right baby girl

Kelly green was not the way to go it

washes you out now fuchsia nobody ever

looks fuchsia definitely fuchsia but

we'll need to make sure the sequins

match the fabric exactly pop sure mom do

you really think the bubble should be

eating fried chicken

no no why would you ask a question like

that but both can eat whatever he wants

dad you hear Tony you need your energy

for tomorrow what about me Cherie oh you

never have a shortage of energy Moonpie

well we have seven months two weeks in

four days before the southeastern

Midwest regional amateur ballroom

competition

tougher competition means tougher

rehearsals waterproof mascara and

all-day lip gloss

we compose have meant defeat before and

she's wearing a cheap knockoff polyester

periwinkle gown from the famous bar

basement sale next time we'll meet her

stone face instead fast with our shiny

glass stiletto heels besides five

Swarovski's bed don't forget to brush

your teeth

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Oh

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Tony yeah I need you to cut in here

okay why something's not working right

nothing to see if it's her if it's her

you're such an ass

thank you put you in charge who put me

in charge who put you in charge

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okay start right up to the first tip

watch your forearm give her some good

resistance never gonna be doing this set

come on but you're doing it right now

it's in that transition toss your

weights in the wrong foot

anywhere you stepped on my foot that's

because your foot wasn't supposed to be

there under your heel children children

my head is bullet we have got to quit

for the day I have to get that pot roast

in the oven if you plan to eat later

we've Harleen breakfast and she's

already thinking about pot roast it's

called lunch you idiot it's called

obsessed enough we're off fine fine

Tony indeed or out of work

sure fine come on let's go see you at

home later fine I mean yeah I'll see you

later

maybe I'll stop by the restaurant

whoa is this the first time soon we got

your pants off in the car oh you know

you don't count oh I just because I like

boys that means I'm not one I don't mean

it like that your family

oh my last time I checked there weren't

any men in the good party family Touche

those two are lucky they have well I'm

gonna wear the pants put on boys

what should we gonna do when you move

out and stop supporting room huh

interesting notion I thought would just

change everything why haven't I thought

of that before are you here all night

yeah I'm working a double

jeez yep it's a known as arms or the

evening clothes

thanks for the ride said

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you

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give her a chance

yuri-chan

ah

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yourself

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your responsibility you know look take

that one to Table seven

yeah Tony you're killing me

who's the boss huh Tony Tony Tony you're

like I'm stuck in an early 90s Oh

perfect

no rush sweetie we'll just give your

starving half the data okay toss reserve

a table to your bus another window

carefully ignoring you with

what's-his-face

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hey you got a handle on this mess boss

you know the work at this hour

it's all good boss I got it you're a

good kid if I had a son

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I never helped before the first time for

everything

speaking of which how about you and I go

fun our sales the real pot pot no don't

do John Wayne doesn't suit you but I

like Cowboys where's your crew outside

in the car waiting for you is it a clown

car Tony you're going tonight we take it

we're not going

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Tasi right no I have the car every exit

is an entrance to my favorite sisters

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woman's dream is all out of order

yeah when we came to the staff one don't

mean to catch anything

yeah boys are gross yeah

how long do you think we could sit out

here before she'd actually come out and

get us do you think she knows we're here

sharee knows all I don't know isn't

there a little bit of comfort in that I

kind of love her from this distance it's

nice to watch her when she's not

watching me I wouldn't know

she's like a sweater that's two sizes

too small it keeps you warm but it is

like hell I don't think anyone's ever

referred to her as too small before

there's lasagna here anything Betty

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my girl who's hungry

Tony and start did that dress seemed a

little snug at your last fitting is that

going to work for the demo tomorrow or

are you just a little bloated from your

period

well apparently everything's going to

fit just fine since you keep taking my

food away where is everything going I'm

just loving you moon pie

I have smoked turkey gobble gobble

did you really smoke it or just smoke

around it Wow it used to be the three of

us against the world and now it's just

you two against your mother all I do is

love you

no apparently that's not all you do Shh

honestly who raised you - he's leaving

in the morning

good night my darling kiss

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you okay yeah fine

shouldn't let her get to you like this

this has nothing to do with her doesn't

matter you shouldn't let her get to you

you can eat whatever you want and this

it's gotta stop

what can I do you she's full of crap I

told you this has nothing to do with her

it has nothing to do with you either it

has nothing to do with anybody in this

pathetic psychotic family oh wait no

just leave me alone

hey what is going on here why are you

freaking out of me was that not you with

me just now laughing at mom I am always

on your side we need to be with each

other on this she's crazy

I told you it's not about her okay I

need you to not be crazy with me I don't

care what you need it's not about you do

you even know what I need I need you to

not be in my face right now

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Zippity doo-dah that's tight it's not

happening Sheree let's just can't be but

you know - your fabric and the sequins

are not stretchy fraid so this shouldn't

punch it's not working

none of this is working just get this

damn thing off of me okay okay we're

fine we're fine I'm fine we're fine you

don't have to work for the dip let's

just fix your hair at least okay moon

high so we can do here you are insane

just get away from me I'm not doing this

this demo is not that important I'm

supposed to just march in there an

interrupt Gene's class and tell all

those good people that we're not going

to do it that you're just not going to

dance I don't care I don't care about

any of this

I just don't stop it just calm down

we're gonna get out of here we're gonna

go home you need to snap out of this get

fuck with me and don't tell me what to

do

don't tell you what to do I'm the one I

was taking orders around here but that's

all I do I take orders from you

I take orders from Sheree I take orders

at work from Penn zoo the rats who

haven't even hit puberty yet all I do is

take boarders

oh you're such a martyr this is all

about you now you have no idea what I'm

going through

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Wow I can't even compete with that sound

just like mom Oh get me out of here now

change the glasses are always

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there's no place like oh come on maybe

even is this your whole life

yeah

don't worry we're all sitting down well

have we got you a real partner

Cass alone

Julia tight with my stunt double

oh she's the one you've been telling me

about the one with the mom he knows your

mom's a nut job you switch is impossible

you're the only one worth saving you

love I'm waiting for you come out

dancing wait who's we I didn't say I was

gonna I know you well enough

you're too strongly to let these Amity

show you

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what I just never seen you like this

this they got no following you want to

be a good lead you have to learn how to

follow where you going

don't marry we'll be fine

No

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Oh

thousand

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- box

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Oh

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you're fine you know with a better lead

it doesn't have to be that way

really

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I became alone seeing my broken hi

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I never have a chance to try mikvah

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try this too

we head into

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I want you to change it on I'm gonna

make it better

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ladies this is

Oh Tony

it's look great up and make you come

it's all her that was total lots of

diesel Debbie over there some kind of

pro or something

oh no I'm not professional but my sister

competes in the local bottom circuit she

isn't gone pro yet but she might be able

to see if she wins next couple

competitions I'm not really sure till

politics really but I don't believe it I

just help out what her partner's not

available

I came here with him

anyway

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wanna use the gets picked up easily

their bathroom

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she had what no I

yeah unbuttoned

how you're doing

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hey hey hottie I was just coming to find

you yeah you're Cedric's girl right well

you know as much as I'd be impossible

well you just cut out of here with a

really hot guy they were doing the quick

step to the door so I know I think he's

coming back

what was he a ride I'm gonna kill him he

was your ride

well guess you're just stuck here with

me okay

a drunk man is crazy

kinda cute when you're crazy you should

see my mother actually no she's not cute

she's kinda scary

my sister is cute and crazy or the cute

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okay so I've got wine I've got beer I've

got kool-aid I'm addicted to that stuff

even though they say it rots your teeth

we can't even make it grown up they've

got that guy what flavor

vodka kool-aid oh look purple I got milk

- we could do meth and cookie kool-aid

grown up purple teeth sounds great the

stereos under the kimono next to the

green velvet couch

thanks for the map

million

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-

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one day

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I remember correctly from in there

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jeez

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do this

follow me

don't

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Oh

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dragonfly

to each other

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in others words

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like

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you

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[Laughter]

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I'm not here

but you are here where is here anyway

I've certainly never been here before

neither have I no come on

no seriously I've been with lots of

women was enough I'm trying to say I've

been there but I've never been here

why is she calling me she who know my

sister oh good then I don't have to get

jealous

Oh trust me I have nothing to be jealous

about you say I've never been here

before I've never been anywhere was what

did they keep you tied up in the

basement getting Mona I'm 22 years old

and I've never even kissed a boy before

I know you don't have to do what does

Donny stand for Antoinette Antoinette

mm-hmm like it lasts longer

what are these rope burn scars from the

basement Shh seriously tell me

I work in hell it's really hot down

there the other cute pizza girl I am oh

yes you are and you complete Cedric all

the time manjo he's on the side oh well

does it for Molina Wow no wonder she

likes me we both like you and she is

picky I've already established that

you're not oh no don't answer it

Drake hey where the hell did you go what

okay okay yeah is she okay

no you stay there I'll take a cab no no

you stayed there I'll be right there

I'm coming down where is she is she okay

where were you are you okay

what do you mean you left me I left you

and I couldn't find you oh thanks a lot

for taking care of your sister you're

welcome

not like anyone else was here for her

she certainly wasn't going to call

Cherie

why didn't you call me she's been

calling you all night check your

messages god I can't believe this is

happening

what's happening Tony where you been

hiding out Antoinette

can we not focus on me right now well

that's easy we never focus on you

seriously how is she what even happened

well you know our Tasi she's a wee bit

Cherie so when I dragged you out of that

circus you call a family last night

Tasi decided she's just gonna go walk

home what yeah

although martyrdoms not as good of a

look on her as it is oh not you of

course the poor girl is exhausted a

stupid thing to do she barely made it

halfway home her blood Sugar's don't

like the brink of anemia or hysteria god

I don't know I don't understand all this

stuff but she's

I'm sure she'd love to see you just

trying to be nice

she needs to start taking better care of

herself now from this pregnant you're

pregnant you're having a baby babies

we're having twins surprise who's wait

we we you and me we the usual we what

other way do we know I'm going to kill

you you can't do that I'm having your

babies this is sick Tasi what is going

on here are you still mad at me

still mad this this is new mad this is a

whole other feeling I've got right now

and I think you have more important

things to worry about than whether or

not I'm mad at you

No I don't I need you to not be mad at

me I need you then why didn't you tell

me we tell each other everything

why were you just honest with me I

wasn't even honest with myself and maybe

I'm mad at you you didn't pick up your

phone last night

you weren't here for me you hit me I was

pissed where were you

I went I was Cedric I came here with

Cedric

looks like we both have some secrets

does mama know does mom know anything

how could I not know oh my god

even puking and sherée and the dress and

your moodiness oh come on

I'm always Moody and Cherie and I always

fight and people get fat

and I've thrown up before honey

I am so sorry I couldn't be there for

you from the beginning and help you be

healthy I didn't know if I wanted a baby

these babies and then tonight when I

heard those heartbeats I could see them

in my mind and my body the two of them

two sounds that they made together

steady rhythms I could picture them

dancing in there it was just like you

and me I have to keep these babies safe

and I don't think I can do it by myself

so I guess we can rule out Cedric as the

father yeah but he'll probably be the

best at they'll ever have and bio dad

out of the picture I'm a Campari girl

the guys always out of the picture right

you don't even know what nothing so

where do we put Cherie in all this I

need a little more time on that granted

grandmama it could be the role of her

life oh I'm not ready for that I mean

babies boys or girls or a boy and a girl

I don't know I don't think I want to

know this is their only chance to be

loved without all of the you know the

pinks and blues the trucks or Barbies I

just want them to be loved no matter who

they are no I love that you're having

babies so what do we do now we dance

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a sleight of hand with fingers for you

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single tray

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can't seem to pick myself above the

ground

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three miles your assistant it's a dress

you did that

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chuckling my whole of it non-master

who he got there what oh he said I've

never seen you like that before

like what dancing I dance alone all the

time I don't think you were alone this

time I don't know you're talking about

well you've been acting kind of weird

lately

weird how I don't know we're different

weird funny

is that illegal it is in some states I'm

beginning to think that toss he's not

the only Qatari girl with the secret Oh

me with a secret life wouldn't that be

something

just I'd have a life then that attitude

was so three months ago you've got a

whole new thing going on for you happy

and sarcasm they clash and it's just not

a good look on you happy however we are

not having this discussion ha ha ah yes

we are what's going on and what's with

the globe your moisturiser then comb no

no Mona what's Mona have to do with this

what she and I are friends

we're just friends it's nothing really

nothing shit oh it seems I've let the

cats out of the bag

my Cedric no Cedric you stay I'm leaving

no need I'm already gone

she's totally worth it

what are you afraid of right now I'm

afraid I'll turn around and you won't be

standing there are you more afraid that

I'll leave or that I'll stay and someone

might actually see me standing here I'm

sorry I told you I don't know what I'm

doing well right now you're hurting me I

can't see if you don't want to tell your

mom or your sister someone who might

actually be bothered by this but Cedric

he practically introduced us if I tell

someone about this then it makes it real

and that's a bad thing you know I don't

mean it like that

it's just my real life everything is

just so messed up and you're so

different and so perfect my family is

like a disease of chaos and I don't want

you in that or us in that you can't

catch crazy Tony I can handle your

family and maybe I want to be in that

you could have given me a choice maybe I

can't handle it I don't feel like I have

a choice

and I don't like myself when I'm in that

world and I didn't want you to not like

me there either I like me with you I

like you everywhere actually starting I

think

Tony I'm 26 years old I've played the

role of the secret girlfriend I have

been the lab partner to someone else's

experiment I've been the phase before

mr. right is that where we are because

if that's where we are I'm sorry but I

care too much about you to play that

game this time I'm not hiding you I'm

hiding them this us feels bizarrely

natural to me yeah I've been partnered

with women my whole life I don't think

your sister really counts you know what

I mean

yeah I know what you mean Tony but I

still feel invisible I don't like

feeling like I don't exist I want us to

be part of a real life

I'm so sorry Mona it's us this is real

I've been taught my whole life to just

sit in the background and make somebody

else look good it's a good lead is never

noticed and then as soon as I find a

good partner I'm worth showing off I

make her just I make you disappear with

me

I'm gonna put it like that and almost

sounds romantic

I mind disappearing with you every once

in a while it's gonna be a choice our

choice

you sure you know what you're getting

yourself into

no but I trust you

I should trust you right

dance with me

yeah

anywhere

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we are not fat I did not make fat babe I

ain't never gonna be no 16 inches again

miss Sheree just close your mouth like

I've been telling you for months and

suck it in I'm getting the girl shut up

will you just shut up

don't you snatch it up to your mother I

made you and I will make you think to

this girl you are insane

are you blind to when you look at me for

God's sake I'm not fast I know we are

not fat we're not the mother

we're not fat we're pregnant know what

he's done

have you told him you need to call him

you need to call him right now

mom Cedric is gay gay gay yay so he says

and I trusted him I left my baby alone

with him with a gay man what kind of

father is he going to be if he can't

even decide what a duck his dinghy oh my

god Sheree you are absurd Cedric is not

responsible for everything you cannot

blame him for this and who can I blame

Tony how long have you known

how could you girls pull the chiffon

over my eyes like this you have made me

look like an idiot in my own home you

Tony Carr don't you put this back on me

I have always loved you where you going

your mother

so what's Sheree done this time did she

set teen the living room again

she knows knows which about the babies

of course and sure he's happy to be a

grandmother I presume oh can I call her

granny well you'd better call her soon

because she wonders what you're going to

do about it

whoa apparently no one has explained the

mysteries of conception to Sheree she

must still think you can get pregnant

from dancing honestly I think she wants

me to be yours

oh well that's delightfully flattering

we did clear this up didn't we you know

our mother

perception is reality so I'm afraid you

my baby daddy how are we gonna tell them

about daddy's roommate okay this is no

longer funny seriously how did she take

it

she took it and ran with it as she

always does actually we ran I think

she's more concerned with the

competition and who's going to fit into

that sparkly monstrosity of a dress than

she is with motherhood and the rest of

my life I'm so glad she can stop adding

panels and deal with reality you expect

Sheree to deal with reality well it's

not my problem anymore

her feelings the competition sequins I'm

no longer the favorite to win it's all

you now Tony I'm out I've got enough on

my plate oh I'm gonna eat that Oh me

what are you talking about I don't dance

sure you do I don't compete now you will

who says come on Tony this is your

chance you'll be great and it'll

distract Sheree and keep her off of my

belly no it'll be fun I hope and you

will look fetching and fuchsia don't

make the pregnant lady beg I will get

down on my knees and I will not get back

up yeah it'll be fun will you let me

lead no I won't let you lead I've heard

come on Tony

no I'll do it but we're going to be part

of this madness I have two requests

number one you both have to help of

course anything where else am I gonna be

and number two I get to pick my own

partner no offense said

none taken well then to our mystery

dancer never thought I'd grow up to be a

ballroom dancer I never thought I grow

up to be a lesbian you ready no Tasi

Mona Mona

Tasi I believe we all know Cedric who

doesn't welcome to our world won't this

be cozy so just follow everything Tasi

does she is the best thanks Tony

so if you're me that makes Tony Cedric

oh wow

Sheree is gonna have a field day with

this one my life just got so much

simpler Mona I hope you like sequins do

I have a choice oh here we have enough

choices ladies

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can't be trusted to promise heaven

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if you wanna stop sue him I'll make sure

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now your mother used to hold you every

time you cry and your neighbors used to

check

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have you

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God said I can have you

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Kant said I couldn't have you you belong

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yeah thank you the tantrum no no no no

this is not what I think what do you

think Cherie I don't know what you think

I don't even know what to make of you

both of you I have loved you more than

anyone and this is how you repay me

did I raise one daughter to be a whore

and the other to be I don't even know

what to call you a lesbian Oh cousin

they'll be crass this is not some

terrible thing oh okay this is not

terrible I'm fine I can be fine with

this just tell me you're happy and in

love and in love with a woman and I'll

be just dandy fine mom

I'm happy I'm finally happy and I'm in

love with a woman

I need a cigarette

that could have been worse it will be

ladies rides you've gone ahead I'll

catch up with you I think we're gonna

stay you know toss it's okay I think I

should take this one my arm really you

sure yeah

I'll call you later Oh Oh tree

thank you for doing this it really means

a lot to me it's because of you that I

can do this

but this is for me I get it I know you

do

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don't race cars

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it will only keep their feeling it will

only read

bad feeling and you have come this far

so dumb the Rey de scars you've been

told the line from the Mareth out the

jib believed it it never sends a part of

you screaming and the holds itself off

so dumb

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this is happening to me right mom

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happening to me

it's a good thing I can't do this

three-count

you taught me it's just slow

we go into Annette marked

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it's a beautiful name I know I just

don't remember the last time you used it

I don't know what to say about any of

this you don't have to say anything

right now mom just

shut up and dance don't say shut up -

mother hurt I'm angry and I'm mad at

your father

what well maybe if he hadn't left your

girls would have had a better male role

model in your life and and we wouldn't

have turned out like this

like what happy mom's look at me

I'm happy for the first time I'm

actually happy always happy

no see me alone

you were never alone I was always there

always loving you I loved you both

enough for two

we left it did everything to make you

happy

see me happy

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I don't think I can

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hey boss I'm taking off you know a woman

cannot live on pie alone Surrey's

kitchen we just eat there jim lehrer

taught us how to use foil in the fridge

no one cooks but her and there's dust on

the burners huh

you know you're in trouble when an

Italian mother won't feed you she still

just steamed about Tasi and the babies

two more compared to some other with

love I would have thought that woman be

in heaven by now well it's a little more

complicated than that what is she upset

about you and your girl me my wife your

what you think I'm too old to understand

these modern relationships you kids have

hey I've seen the queer eye you see this

laughing thing you do this now how am I

gonna judge when you're this happy

thanks Donny so you bring it around to

the counter and I'll meet her right boss

hey you're gonna be all right but be

easy on Cherie she is your mama she

loves you girls in her own way and you

two are growing up making decisions on

your own that sound you hear is not

disapproval it's the sound of letting go

she's not even talking to us well maybe

that's what her grief sounds like

mother's love it is powerful stuff now

she'll get through it

you'll figure it out you got big long

you get big hurt you'll be all right you

are three strong women yeah well I've

never really thought of myself as strong

Oh sweetheart you hold that family up

what you think I and everybody don't see

that you think that they don't feel that

take care of yourself for once be this

happy sure he'll catch up

now you get out of here before my pizza

gets cold

thanks boss oh I have to see another

pizza in my life I'm gonna blow chunks

all over sharees kitchen table down girl

I think she'll ever come out

she doesn't even had a man in there in

over a month she's not cooking what's

she eating

what's sustaining her she's got a

reserves she's not taking pity on us yes

oh you guys are such a babies you act

like you've never fed yourself oh and

gee it's like a gay club before midnight

in here really oh my god have you

seriously never been in a grocery store

of course we've been to a grocery store

Sheree just never lets us put anything

in the cart seriously have you seen this

it's like Barney's up there 20% off sale

I can't believe this I am staring at two

20-year old grocery store virgins she's

22 ah

honest to god I can see the back I

always thought it went on forever so

we've been eating pizza for a month

because you two are too scared to go to

our freakin grocery store we're not

scared

it's just Cherise job Oh no wonder she

treats you like children come on mouth

no it is time ladies today you make your

maiden semi solo voyage to the grocery

store and I will serve as your guide

Mona oh come on it'll be fun

I never thought I'd say this but I think

I miss your mother there will be people

at the grocery store yeah I look like

the fat lady and the freak show

I look puffy and people will look at me

and they'll try to talk to me and touch

me and Rob my Buddha belly as if one

kick from my unborn children will grant

their anonymous dirty fingers miraculous

blessings beyond their wildest dreams oh

come on it is for your babies that we're

doing this they need some real food if I

eat any more cheese I'm gonna have just

as much trouble as you trying to fit

into that sequined nightmare next month

beautiful babe um hello we're talking

about me and my irrational fears Thanks

right it's not so bad and you're not

puffy you're glowing uh-huh and won't

protect you I mean really how bad can it

be

just wait I see faces everywhere

I try to act like I don't care

Oh their eyes are only they can see

right through me I can't find the way I

push it

and take it all and leave me baby

nothing left but still you want boy you

better be careful what you wish for

pick me up

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get in line

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I left you and there's a you this I mean

never she and a sheet everyone

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well what do you know the ugly duckling

turn out to be a penguin truly dashing

handsome and not only gorgeous I never

seen you look so perfect really do I

still look like me more than ever

where's my girl oh she's in the bathroom

tosses shariah her into her dress no

respect for my masterpiece

I worked two hours on that hair as if my

fingers were not swollen enough don't

mess with the pregnant wing you look hot

I forgot now lemon down girls so you've

got a competition to get kicked out of

let's go get your number do you really

think we'll get kicked out

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Campari and Saunders

oh it's bossy dear marvelous you've

changed partners I wondered when you

vote Oh Tony

Cedric you mean you're not competing no

I am you are right like that but with

whom dear with my partner Moana Saunders

she's on machine maybe we have our

number please I don't think so what is

this some sort of joke to you

this event is a serious competition for

serious dancers why in all my years I

have never where is Cherie where is your

mother even she wouldn't approve of this

I mean my Don took to think whatever

happened to Topsy oh I see how

unfortunate is there a problem oh you

better believe there's a problem but I'm

just going to have to go speak to the

judges about this you do that mrs. or

low man the check-in table Missy yes

ma'am yeah this is fun I'm just sorry

you're not gonna have a chance to show

them how amazing you you want a number

I'll get you a number you want to dance

Missy no ma'am get this on her they're

starting I love you you're crazy you two

we learned from the best right you can

knock a Campari girl up but you can't

knock her down now knock them dead

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couple number 11 please exit the dance

area and approach the judge's table

couple number 11 no no no no no no this

is not happening when you are dancing

here oh now it's on Cherie you cannot

honestly support this charade it makes a

mockery out of everything that we have

worked so hard to build don't we me me

me

the only problem we have here is this

unfortunate pause and my daughter's

performance please share it Cherie

mrs. Campari you have to understand how

irregular this is we can't allow a

couple of this nature on the dance floor

it's it's not natural it's I'm afraid

that couple number eleven is

disqualified disqualified am i hearing

you correctly George please do not make

a scene here mom it's okay it is not

okay my daughter does not get

disqualified how can you sit there and

judge anything but dancing where in the

bylaws does it say what's regular it

says lead and follow the pronouns are

extra per Phyllis actually right here on

page 26 it clearly states stuff your

bylaws will raise that poopie scoot

anyway I'm talking about competing here

if we bar them from Dancing next thing

you know you'll disqualify a couple

number 29 because he's ugly or Jeff and

Cindy because of her shoes I mean really

did you see them she can't dance she

can't possibly perform it mom no we can

win this my daughter has been training

to lead her whole life longer than any

of these amateurs it's happening you're

damn right it's happening my daughter's

dancing here no your daughter is having

babies

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big breath in and a big push just like

the last one alright okay yeah alright

nigga

hey Brendan and Bosh

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violet six seven eight one two three

oh no no no you can't smoke in here

oh really is that so then exactly where

does one go to relieve oneself well

there's a bathroom at the end of the

hall but you can't smoke there either in

fact you can't smoke within 20 feet of

any hospital entrance mercy I'm in hell

I have officially entered hell push push

push push

that's it really make some progress

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your friends a mess and moment perfect

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oh she loves this

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and so it begins

a five six seven eight the years perfect

to lay it out frame by

frame all right a plea for you to is

on a four

six cards are with your name

I know you can see but the grass out

here it's greener our

this

sure

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she

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see

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man's car

to my skirt

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my return address would really become

clear

right

the

me so I feel

the stand

I don't

I swear

Oh issue

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I

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stop to him I'll make sure you

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now your mother used to hold you every

time you cry and your neighbours used to

check

can I

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because you

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I said I didn't have you

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that's it I can't have you

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God said I can have you

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God said I couldn't have you human

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