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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:07,171 ["Oh, Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison playing] 2 00:00:19,602 --> 00:00:21,312 ♪ Pretty woman ♪ 3 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,266 ♪ Walkin' down the street ♪ 4 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,816 ♪ Pretty woman ♪ 5 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:26,989 ♪ The kind I like to meet ♪ 6 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,778 ♪ Pretty woman ♪ 7 00:00:29,612 --> 00:00:31,452 ♪ I don't believe you ♪ 8 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,821 ♪ You're not the truth ♪ 9 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:37,078 ♪ No one could look as good as you... ♪ 10 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,582 [Vivian on TV] Don't you knock? 11 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:42,790 Vivian, I'm gonna be in town until Sunday. I'd like you to spend the week with me. 12 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,166 [Vivian] Holy shit! [laughs] 13 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,496 -[splashing] -♪ Pretty woman... ♪ 14 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,552 [Edward] Could you send up some champagne and strawberries, please? 15 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,553 Vivian? 16 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,757 Vivian, is that a yes? 17 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,005 [splutters] 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,680 Yes. 19 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:01,022 -[chuckles] Yes. -[Edward] I'll be gone most of the day. 20 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,562 Wake up, Natalie. It's just a movie. 21 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:06,935 Forget about men. 22 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:08,940 [sighs] Forget about love. 23 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:12,237 In real life, girls like us don't get that. 24 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,202 Why? 25 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,621 Well, look in the mirror, darl. We're no Julia Roberts. 26 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:16,620 We're not? 27 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:19,365 That woman has got a million-dollar smile. 28 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:21,794 She's got a gorgeous mane of hair. Okay, she might not have to bleach her mustache, 29 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,752 but she hasn't even got room for a mustache. 30 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:28,956 She's got a tiny little space here. 31 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:31,424 They'll never make a movie about girls like us. 32 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,468 -You know why? -Why? 33 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:34,840 Because it would be so sad. 34 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,388 They'd have to sprinkle Prozac on the popcorn 35 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,102 or people would kill themselves. 36 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:45,109 You see, Natalie, love's not a fairytale. There's no happy endings. 37 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,978 -There is always gonna be a happy ending. -No, darling. 38 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:50,646 Someone might marry you for a visa, that's about it. 39 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,148 ♪ Yeah ♪ 40 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:57,198 ♪ She's walkin' back to me ♪ 41 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,543 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 42 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,410 ♪ Pretty woman ♪ 43 00:02:04,582 --> 00:02:07,252 [alarm beeping] 44 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,756 -[grunts] -[drilling outside] 45 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,224 [sighs] 46 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,262 [sighs] 47 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:19,218 Phew. 48 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:24,887 Oh, Baxter, I need those. Hey. 49 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,476 Baxter? Pyeow! 50 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:28,984 Roll over. Play dead. 51 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,395 [sirens wailing outside] 52 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:31,943 [sighs] Come here. 53 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,027 Aah! 54 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:35,572 Morning kiss for Mummy? 55 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,912 [kisses] Baxter? 56 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,242 [car alarm wails outside] 57 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:52,085 Oh, hi, Donny. 58 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,472 Some girl taped this love note to my door. "To Big D." 59 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,930 I think it's one of the many girls that are obsessed with you. 60 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,181 Yeah, all... all right, I'll give it to my secretary. 61 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:02,143 -Thanks. -Oh, you have a secre-- 62 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,313 [door slams loudly] 63 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,729 [laughter] 64 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,992 [drilling] 65 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,698 -[man] Stop the cart! -What? 66 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,706 -Stop it with your body! -Me? 67 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:27,208 -Do it! -No, I can't! 68 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:29,290 -My cart is valuable! -I can't! 69 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,495 Stop the cart! 70 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:32,801 Wow! 71 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,839 You're built like a cement truck. 72 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:36,928 Yeah. Thank you. 73 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,594 That's what all the guys say. 74 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:42,845 [horns blaring] 75 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:56,654 Hey, Nat, do me a favor, throw this away for me. I'm so busy. 76 00:03:56,736 --> 00:04:00,486 Uh, I'm kind of... busy too, but yeah, yeah. Natalie, the 3D printer is down. Can you call the IT guy? 77 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:07,707 Donna, you know, technically you're the office manager, right? 78 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:10,750 I do. Tell him it's not even turning on now. 79 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:11,923 You're the best. 80 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,461 [phone ringing] 81 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:15,415 [sighs] Morning, Whit. 82 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,764 -Hey. -Morning, boss. 83 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,590 -Is he here yet? -No, not yet. 84 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,886 You're gonna kill the Lewis pitch this morning. 85 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:25,103 Okay, uh, I don't know whether I'm fully ready, but... [sighs] 86 00:04:25,181 --> 00:04:26,221 [Natalie] Oh, no, I haven't... 87 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,557 -Whoa. Hold that thought, he's here. -Maybe I shouldn't-- 88 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,519 [Natalie] That's our new client? 89 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:31,773 [Whitney] Why is he so beautiful? 90 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:34,074 He's, like, CW hot. 91 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,778 I just suddenly got the urge to catcall. 92 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:39,279 Like, I... I don't whistle, but I just, like, wanna... 93 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,362 -[blowing] -[both whistling] 94 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,911 Guys, please don't objectify the men in this office. 95 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,953 -Okay, I won't stand for it. -[chuckles] 96 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,786 So, you gonna pitch in there? 97 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,872 I do-- I don't know. 98 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,747 No one really cares about the parking garages. 99 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,884 Mm-mm. 100 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,960 No, no, no, no. You are not chickening out. It's a good idea. 101 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,876 I don't know. Sometimes when I go into the big meetings, 102 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,676 they just cut me off and I don't get my ideas out right, 103 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,010 and everyone just thinks I'm the coffee bitch. 104 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:08,273 Which is unfair, 'cause sometimes I bring donuts as well. 105 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,600 Maybe I could just e-mail it. 106 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,896 Oh, yeah, you're right, you could just e-mail it. That's a good idea, you should just sit down, 107 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,324 not go in the big meeting, 108 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,111 not present all your hard work. 109 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:21,654 'Cause that would be awful, right? 110 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,528 -Josh! [squeals] -Everyone loving your great work, 111 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,195 possibly getting a pay raise... 112 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,991 everyone's respect. 113 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:30,287 Everyone would be like, "Wow, Natalie, 114 00:05:30,371 --> 00:05:31,911 we love your idea! 115 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,288 We're gonna give you all the money in the world!" 116 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,955 Josh, stop being such an idiot! 117 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,304 You're the most formidable architect in this firm. 118 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:39,549 Oh, people are listening! 119 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,510 [man] Natalie? 120 00:05:41,257 --> 00:05:43,337 You gonna join us for our professional meeting? 121 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,392 Yes, erm... Yes, I am, sorry. 122 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,306 Kill it, Nat! [imitates gunfire] 123 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:51,390 [groaning] 124 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,192 Sorry about that. Excuse me. 125 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,017 [sighs] 126 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:58,612 Oh, thanks, hon. 127 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,900 -Oh, no, that's mi-- -[slurps] Mm! 128 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,906 Oh, goddamn it. 129 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:05,528 Who puts whipped cream in a coffee? 130 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,615 Do you mind? I'll just have a normal coffee. Thanks. 131 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,080 I'm not an assistant, so... 132 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,160 Archi-- Architect. I'm ju-- 133 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:13,115 Yeah, er... But, erm... 134 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,288 I'm also a team player and... 135 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:19,499 I'd be very happy to get you another coffee. 136 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,547 That'd be great. 137 00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:23,836 Um, be right back, everyone. 138 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,925 [steel band playing] 139 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,230 Miss, yo? 140 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:39,194 Yo? 141 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,320 -Dropped your glasses. Here you go. -[siren wails] 142 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,862 -Thank you. -I'm cheesing really hard. 143 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,445 -[horn blares] -Are you-- Oh! 144 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,700 -Come on! -Very sorry. 145 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:50,621 So, it's not like I thought I was gonna be the star of the meeting, or anything. 146 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,371 Like, I'm not that good. 147 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:56,423 But even if I see him again, a guy like that, I'm just invisible to. 148 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,589 -What do you mean, a guy like that? -You know, a nice guy with a nice life. 149 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,800 I'm a nice guy. I see you. 150 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,376 I've got a nice life. 151 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,091 I do. I have a hybrid. 152 00:07:07,176 --> 00:07:08,506 Yeah, I know. I know. 153 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,434 No, you know what I mean. Like, super rich, 154 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,934 like, super successful, a super hunky guy. 155 00:07:15,017 --> 00:07:17,687 I'm just extra invisible to a guy like that, you know? 156 00:07:19,063 --> 00:07:20,193 Yeah, got it. 157 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,952 You know, even if he noticed you, you wouldn't notice him noticing you. 158 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:28,029 What does that mean? 159 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:32,743 It means that you're... you're blind to love. You don't even see it. 160 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,461 -No, I'm not. I just-- -Yeah. 161 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,658 I don't need love. 162 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:38,581 -What? -You just busted through 163 00:07:38,666 --> 00:07:40,416 that potential new couple back there. 164 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,997 Yeah, they were about to have a moment, 165 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,507 that spark was there, 166 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:47,469 and you lowered your shoulder and plowed through 'em like a linebacker. 167 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,340 Stop being an idiot, all right? 168 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,797 -Oh. Have you been working out? -I have, yeah. 169 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,813 -That's quite hard. Yeah. -Yeah. I've got an ab-blaster. 170 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:18,286 [sighs] Hey, Whitney, can you get me the... Whit? 171 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:20,577 Whit? 172 00:08:21,626 --> 00:08:25,296 Um... Can you maybe stop watching full-length feature films in the office 173 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:27,549 and just, like, do your job and assist me? 174 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:28,512 Yes, okay. 175 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,549 There are only, like, 43 minutes left, 176 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,796 so maybe I'll just stop when it's over and then do it. 177 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,684 I don't know how it ends. Do they end up together? 178 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:40,226 This movie ends like all stupid rom-coms do. The girl gets the guy, and then, finally, that's what makes her happy. 179 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,066 -Pyeow! -And what's wrong with that? 180 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,570 Because she should be happy with other things in her life, 181 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,113 like her great career that she's worked hard for. 182 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,117 It's a romantic comedy. 183 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,079 They're the best. 184 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:55,988 I mean, life can be so sad. 185 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,327 I try to wake up smiling, then I turn on the news and I'm like... 186 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,584 And then I turn on Sweet Home Alabama and I'm like... 187 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:06,924 I mean, have you seen that movie? It's literally a masterpiece. 188 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,714 Masterpiece of shit. 189 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,628 Whitney, all those movies are lies, set to terrible pop songs. 190 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,837 I love those songs. And those movies are not lies. 191 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,968 Ah, yes, they are. 192 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,564 People waking up in bed with full hair and makeup. 193 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,020 It's so unrealistic. 194 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,270 Every time someone puts on a pair of pants, it turns into a whole montage. 195 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,113 Yeah, 'cause trying on clothes is fun. 196 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,148 For you. 197 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,981 Yeah, what about how there's always, like, some main chick, 198 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:29,317 and she's super clumsy. 199 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,152 She's always like... "Oh! Whoops!" 200 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,857 And everyone goes, "She's so charming." 201 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,988 No. In real life, people'd think she had muscular dystrophy. 202 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,907 Your flaws are what make you beautiful. 203 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,666 Uh, your flaws are what make you ugly. That's why they're called flaws. 204 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:45,379 And then, like, in those movies, 205 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,299 when there are two women in the same workplace, 206 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,918 they have to be, like, mortal enemies. 207 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,375 Look at us. Like, I love you, I think you're the best. 208 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,838 The idea that two women can't root for each other at work 209 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:55,927 is just disgusting. 210 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,854 And apparently, there's no HR at any of those businesses in rom-com world, 211 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,983 because there's no diversity, 212 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:05,610 and people are always boning their co-workers. 213 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,818 Oh, and don't even get me started about the cliché gay best friend 214 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:12,819 whose sole purpose in the story is just to help the main hot chick. 215 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,533 And, like, does he have a job? 216 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,454 Like, what's going on in his life? Who cares? 217 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:19,583 It's so insulting, don't you think? 218 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,160 And then they always have some stupid voiceover 219 00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:24,496 that comes on to tell you what you're supposed to think. 220 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,672 -[toilet flushes] -You know what I think? Act better. 221 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,501 For someone who hates romantic comedies, 222 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,756 you have certainly thought about this a lot. 223 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,420 [Natalie] Okay, don't wait for me. 224 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:35,256 What about how, at the end of those rom-coms, 225 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,723 they always do this stupid, like, slow motion running sequence? 226 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,604 [gasping] Aah! Aah! 227 00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,602 And, like, they're trying to break up a wedding or get their lover back. 228 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:45,725 Well, guess what? 229 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,311 He doesn't love you. 230 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,686 That's why he's not currently with you or marrying you. 231 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,404 He does love you, and he's there to complete you. 232 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,242 Mind if I come in? What are we talkin' about? 233 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,411 Natalie's been saying that romantic comedies are bad. 234 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,621 For three hours. 235 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:00,870 Yeah, 'cause they're toxic. 236 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:02,501 Are you kidding me? 237 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:04,712 Have you seen Notting Hill? 238 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,459 Have you seen 13 Going on 30? 239 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:07,580 [Natalie groans] 240 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,377 I put those in my high school time capsule. 241 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,670 -This is a man, I love this man. -That and my hacky sack. 242 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,419 You two are so soft. 243 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,046 You know, she just, uh... She hates happy endings. 244 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,053 [Natalie] Because it's not the end. 245 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:21,595 They stop it there because what happens next is, like, really shit. 246 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,311 -[chuckles] -Nobody'll wanna see that. 247 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,391 It's unhealthy for little girls to watch that stuff 248 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,976 and think that's how life's gonna be. 249 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:31,861 I think it's nice to be reminded of how beautiful and full of love life can be. 250 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,781 Nope. 251 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:36,652 Hey, so I know you hate it, but it is... 252 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:38,907 ♪ Karaoke night ♪ 253 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,199 ♪ Tonight ♪ 254 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:42,906 -When? Uh... -Tonight. Would you like to come? 255 00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,333 Or we could do something less embarrassing, 256 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,543 like trampoline nude in public? 257 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,873 -[chuckles] -Okay, well... 258 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,964 could've just said no. 259 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,274 Um, can I just... just quickly tell you one more thing 260 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:06,138 that romantic comedies have taught me? 261 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,185 -No. No! -Come on. 262 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,023 Listen to me. 263 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,654 -What? -You're friendzoning Josh. 264 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,691 No I'm not. No. No, no, no. 265 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,694 No, Josh doesn't like me like that. 266 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,936 You sure about that? 267 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:17,987 Yeah, I'm sure. 268 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,910 Do you know how many times a day I catch him 269 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,079 gawking at that half-dressed model out there? 270 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,869 You know, she's like, "Ooh. Look, I'm so sexy. 271 00:12:27,371 --> 00:12:30,251 I just want a man to buy me a salad. Ooh!" 272 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,844 You know, but I don't have that, so that's fine. You know? 273 00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:38,129 I think people would have an easier time seeing you, Natalie, 274 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,675 if you were a little more open. 275 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,757 [mouths] 276 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,330 [phone alert] 277 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,668 [train brakes squealing] 278 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,510 [woman on PA] Ladies and gentlemen, t he train approaching does not stop here. 279 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,682 Please stand back from the platform edge. 280 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:25,388 [man] Oh, hey. 281 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,221 You get off here too? 282 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,766 Oh. Hi. 283 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,059 I'm Jack. 284 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,652 Natalie. Uh, Nat, like the bug. 285 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:33,978 [chuckles] That's funny. 286 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:35,727 [Natalie groans] 287 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,185 [grunts] 288 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,154 Give me the purse! 289 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,284 -My purse! -Come on, give it to me! 290 00:13:40,361 --> 00:13:42,151 [yells] 291 00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:44,158 Come on! Give it! 292 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,155 Bitch! [yells] 293 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,155 Oh! Come on, I've got three kids to feed! 294 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,668 You look like you've known struggle. 295 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,126 Can you help me out? Please? 296 00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,923 Ha ha, sucker! I don't even have any kids. 297 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,219 [groans] 298 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:04,259 Why does this shit always happen to me? 299 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,432 [yells] 300 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,360 ["Main Theme - A Summer Place" by Max Steiner playing] 301 00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,366 [whimpers softly] 302 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,543 Wow. You took quite a spill. 303 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,335 Uh, no. Um... 304 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,246 [groans] 305 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,417 I got mugged by this childless sociopath. 306 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,007 -[chuckles] -We need to call the police, 307 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,722 and maybe I should do a sketch, so I just-- [groans] 308 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,763 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, just slow down, lovely. 309 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,055 Where am I? 310 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,603 You're in the emergency room. 311 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,856 This isn't an emergency room, this is a Williams-Sonoma. 312 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,479 [laughs] Okay, sit back, relax. 313 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,897 Just let me examine you. 314 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,072 Okay. 315 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,203 Oh, dear. 316 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,406 What's wrong? 317 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204 Well, it's your eyes. 318 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,867 You're quite beautiful. 319 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,251 Did I die? 320 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,343 You are, like, way too hot to be a doctor, and saying really creepy things to me. 321 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,460 I am so enjoying my time with you. -Why? -[chuckles] Yeah. 322 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,844 Wait. I know what's going on. 323 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,336 You're working with that subway guy. 324 00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,057 First he knocks me out, and then you try to steal my kidneys! 325 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,718 -What? -Security! Please, I need help! 326 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,057 Well, if you really wanna leave, 327 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,692 I'm sorry to say that your clothes were completely ruined. 328 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,900 But don't worry. We picked some things out from the lost and found for you. 329 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952 Josh, um, can you call me? 330 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,745 I was mugged and I don't... 331 00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,292 I don't know, maybe I was harvested for my eggs. 332 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,463 I don't know. Please, um, just call me back, okay? 333 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,875 -[dog barks] -Hey, pretty woman. 334 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:03,421 Good morning. 335 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,841 Oh. 336 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,590 [birdsong] 337 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,215 Love your outfit. 338 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,849 Very chic. 339 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,930 ["A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton playing] 340 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,271 [turns music up] 341 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,895 This is really weird. 342 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,937 -♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ -Oh! 343 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,525 [music slows to a stop] 344 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,486 -Good God! Are you okay? -Aaah! 345 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,991 You... What the... 346 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,365 I am so sorry. 347 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:36,541 My driver was probably distracted by you. 348 00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:40,081 Wow, you're... you're quite beguiling, aren't you? 349 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,083 Why are you now Australian? 350 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,877 -I'm Australian, so it comes out that way. -No, no, no. 351 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,882 You weren't Australian this morning 352 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,344 when you saw my cup of whipped cream with a dollop of coffee. 353 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,635 I find it impossible to believe that we've met before 354 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,219 -and I don't remember you. -Oh, what's going on? 355 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,930 Are you okay? 356 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,845 No! Don't you smell what's happening? 357 00:16:57,933 --> 00:16:59,983 New York doesn't smell like shit anymore. 358 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,770 Everything smells like lavender. 359 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,364 I think you might have hit your head. 360 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,689 Why don't we check you in at the doctor, maybe? Or just take you home? 361 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,939 Something is really wrong. 362 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,488 Okay, well, why don't you, um... 363 00:17:11,071 --> 00:17:13,371 Why don't you let me take you home? I'm not gonna hurt you. 364 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,279 Let's... Let's get you home, though. 365 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,117 I'll give you a ride, okay? 366 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,500 -[Blake] Champagne and strawberries. -[cork pops] 367 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,879 Dom Pérignon once said it was like tasting the stars. 368 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,747 Did you know he was a monk? 369 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,722 And we're here. 370 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,128 [Natalie] What? How... how did we get here so fast? 371 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,797 That was, like, 18 seconds. 372 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,688 Someone's really cleaned up the street. 373 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,152 Those wedding dresses. 374 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,943 Those weren't there before. 375 00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,652 And who put all these flowers everywhere? 376 00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,990 -[sneezes] -Ooh, bless you. 377 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,374 -[sneezing] -Oh, doubles, double blessings. 378 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,791 -[sneezes] -Oh, three times! That's lucky. 379 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,950 Oh, I'm allergic. 380 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,418 You sure I can't get you something? Maybe a hanky or a tissue? 381 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,789 I think I just, erm... I need to lie down. 382 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,248 [chuckles] I'll be... I'll be totally fine then. 383 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,877 -Okay. -Erm... Uh... 384 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:10,963 Thank you, I just... 385 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,588 I have no idea why you're being so nice to me. I just... 386 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,012 I don't get it, but thanks. 387 00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:19,852 Well, erm... 388 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:22,101 Hold on a second. 389 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,073 If you need anything, 390 00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:30,069 anything at all... 391 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,277 don't hesitate to... 392 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,372 give me a call on my cellular... 393 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,451 telephone... device. 394 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,037 Yeah. That's my number. 395 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,129 -[ping] -That's very charming. 396 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918 But you do realize there's, like... 397 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,174 3.6 million permutations of how this could go together? 398 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,166 But there's only one you, so... 399 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:57,136 Right. That doesn't really make sense. 400 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,974 Neither does the way I'm feelin' about you right now. 401 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,178 But, uh... 402 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,386 That still doesn't change the math, though. 403 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,936 Just to be clear, I cannot call you. 404 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,480 Are you feeling what I'm feeling? 405 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,614 No! 406 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,820 Call me! 407 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,277 Josh, I'm not kidding, can you call me? 408 00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,949 Did you set this all up because I didn't go to karaoke with you? 409 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,680 Oh, sorry. 410 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,234 I just walked into the wrong apartment. Leav-- Leaving. 411 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,893 Sorry. 412 00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,037 [sneezes] Oh. 413 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,802 [man] Thank you. These are lovely. 414 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,088 Holy shit. 415 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,056 Okay, you can come out now... [chuckles] 416 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,182 Whatever reality show this is. 417 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,557 You guys win! 418 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,231 I'm gonna love it, not list it. Pfft. 419 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,565 -Hello? -[barking] 420 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:36,737 Baxter? 421 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,948 Baxter, come here, pups. Come here. 422 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,783 Is that you, Baxter? 423 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,279 Pyeoo! 424 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,081 [whimpers] 425 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,200 [gasps] 426 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,830 You've never done that before. 427 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,335 -911, what's your emergency? -[Natalie] Yeah. 428 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,340 I've, erm, been robbed, sort of. 429 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,336 Someone's broken into my apartment 430 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,304 and... stretched it. And they've taken everything and... 431 00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,309 replaced it all with much nicer stuff. 432 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,480 Okay, ma'am, this doesn't sound like an emergency. 433 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,518 This sounds like you've got it together. 434 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,225 -Ma'am, are you there? -[gasps] 435 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,817 This is every pair of shoes ever made. 436 00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:22,953 I don't normally wear heels because of the uneven weight distribution, 437 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,581 [chuckles] but these are incredible. 438 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,698 And they're... they're all in my size. 439 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,157 So let me get this straight. 440 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,367 Your emergency is that your apartment is too big, 441 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:33,997 you have every shoe you could ever want, 442 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,754 and they all fit your cute feet. 443 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,804 -Yeah, exactly, that's what I-- -Bye. 444 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:38,879 [beeping] 445 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:41,797 -[screams] -[screams] 446 00:21:41,883 --> 00:21:43,143 [both screaming] 447 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,388 -Why are we screaming? -Donny! 448 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,010 How did you get in here? 449 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,477 Someone said "Gay Beetlejuice" three times, and then I magically appeared. 450 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,939 How do you think I got in here? 451 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,439 [camply] With the key you gave me, 'cause I'm your favorite neighbor. 452 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:56,692 Why are you talking like that? 453 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,613 Erm, talking like what? 454 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,442 Like an offensive version of a gay guy. 455 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:03,107 [gasps] Miss Girl Thing Bouffant, please. 456 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,776 You sound and look like an alien -who's faking being gay. -[phone buzzing] 457 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:07,993 Oh, my God! Pop a Tic Tac and move it! 458 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,542 You've gotta get to work to get crackin' on that big presentation! 459 00:22:11,621 --> 00:22:13,751 -What presentation? -Um, I don't know. 460 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,922 The big presentation. 461 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,090 Which is what my boyfriend calls me in the sack, PS. 462 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,129 [chuckling] 463 00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,051 Okay, booch, change out of whatever this is. 464 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,970 I'm gonna drop you off at the office on the way to my no plans whatsoever! 465 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,510 Oh! 466 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,642 I love you so much. 467 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,385 Can you hear me when I say that? 468 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,725 [whispers] How about now? 469 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,349 ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪ 470 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,686 ♪ Walkin' fast ♪ 471 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,731 ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪ 472 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,527 Is this how you normally get to work? Erm, if I had a job, yeah. 473 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,447 [Natalie] Are you gonna get a job? 474 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,913 ♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk A thousand miles ♪ 475 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,714 ♪ If I could just see you ♪ 476 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,014 Hey, Nat. Let me lighten your load and grab that for you. 477 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,892 Oh, uh, I wasn't fully done with that... 478 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:09,638 Hey, Natalie, your 3D printer was running a little bit slow, 479 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,771 so I had IT come by and step it up for you, you know? 480 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,018 Just preventative maintenance. 481 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,520 Oh, you had something fixed for me. 482 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,151 Yeah, I'm the office manager and you're the star architect. 483 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,809 How else would it be, silly? 484 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:19,937 [laughs] 485 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,439 [gasps] Oh, Whitney... 486 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,990 Oh, er... Wow, you look really, really different. 487 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,911 Erm, you have to explain to me what on earth is going on here. 488 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:32,620 I don't have to explain shit to you. I don't work for you. 489 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,910 Technically, you... Actually, you're my assistant, so... 490 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,497 I know you, you know... 491 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:41,422 I don't like to say "I'm the boss!" or anything, but, uh, you're my assistant. 492 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,133 That's literally the funniest thing I've ever heard. 493 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,924 -What? -Me working for you. 494 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,760 Let me put it in terms that you can understand. 495 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,264 [Australian accent] You're going down, bitch. 496 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:03,227 -[yells] Natalie! -Oh! 497 00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:05,646 [laughs] Oh, I scared you so bad. 498 00:24:06,069 --> 00:24:07,399 What's up? I got your message. 499 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,907 Thank God, you're still you. Okay. Okay, normal. 500 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,584 Yep, yeah, normal Josh. 501 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:14,159 Okay, I really need your help. 502 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,253 What's goin' on? 503 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,789 I got mugged last night. 504 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,543 And suddenly, my apartment is tits, 505 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,754 and my neighbor Donny is setting gay rights back, like, a hundred years. 506 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,876 And Whitney is giving me resting murder face. 507 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,013 Nat, are you okay? 508 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:29,759 No, my dog is now clean and guys look at me in the eyes. 509 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:32,797 -See? -[chuckles] Hey, guys. 510 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,307 I think that's a good thing though, right? 511 00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:38,520 Uh... Maybe in theory, but this is some kind of parallel universe. 512 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,397 This isn't our office. 513 00:24:40,812 --> 00:24:41,902 Josh, it's not. 514 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,480 Look, it's not real. 515 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,315 I think I might be going crazy. 516 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,492 Hey, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. 517 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,700 [sobs] 518 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,826 Hey, it's okay. 519 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:57,039 You... [chuckles] You're a lot of things, but you are not crazy. 520 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,120 So... 521 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,615 So you see it, too. 522 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,671 Oh! Yeah, thank God. I think we should get out of here before they bite us 523 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,920 -or impregnate us-- -Okay, yeah. Let's get you some air. 524 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,716 No one's gonna impregnate us. Come on. 525 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,758 [Natalie] See? Doesn't this all feel really weird? 526 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:16,927 Okay, you have to calm down, okay? 527 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,305 Just... Just take a breath 528 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:21,234 of this sweet, sweet, New York air. 529 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,983 Okay, you're still looking at me like I'm crazy. 530 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,454 Please, just don't commit me to some super beautiful insane asylum. 531 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,989 I don't think you're crazy. 532 00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,115 But what you were telling me is... 533 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,371 a little cuckoo. 534 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,075 But since you are the one saying it, I believe you. 535 00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:40,582 -I'll help you, okay? -Okay. 536 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,794 Let's figure this out. 537 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,792 All right, well, maybe if I retrace my steps 538 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,206 -from last night, we could... -[woman coughing] 539 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,165 Is that woman choking? 540 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,716 -[coughing] -[Natalie] No, she's just being dramatic. 541 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,010 I choke all the time. 542 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,473 You know when you put those candies 543 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,853 -in the back of your mouth and... [coughs] -Sh, sh, sh, sh. 544 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,219 -Josh? -[coughing] 545 00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,977 -[Natalie] Josh? -Stand up, stand up. 546 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,139 [Natalie] Hey, Josh? 547 00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:03,982 [woman gasps] 548 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,573 Is that really necessary? 549 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,320 [coughs violently] 550 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,780 -Okay. She's okay. -[panting] 551 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,833 Hi. 552 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,406 Hi. 553 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,621 You saved my life. 554 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,370 I can't thank you enough. 555 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,839 Josh. 556 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,498 That is such a beautiful name. 557 00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:31,087 Josssssh. 558 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:34,009 I like how you say it. Josh! [chuckles] 559 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,092 I don't know. I think it's kinda... ordinary. 560 00:26:36,177 --> 00:26:37,047 No. 561 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,847 I love ordinary. 562 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:39,810 -You do? -Yes. 563 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,019 Okay, well, I am a very ordinary guy. 564 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,270 I am a seven across the board. 565 00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:45,692 That's perfect. 566 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,190 Oh, so... 567 00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:51,191 What do you do? That's a thing an ordinary guy would ask. 568 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,646 I'm a yoga ambassador. 569 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,361 Namaste. 570 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,276 Namaste. [laughs] 571 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:58,032 But my real job is... I'm a swimsuit model. 572 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,116 -That makes sense. -But really, I'm a role model. 573 00:27:01,202 --> 00:27:03,832 Because I believe in giving back to the underprivileged. 574 00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,213 I'm underprivileged. 575 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,750 -All right! Oh! Oh, hey! -You're so... 576 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,094 -Hey! -You're so funny! 577 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,459 Oh, oh. Sorry. Hey. This is my best friend, Natalie. 578 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,967 Natalie, this is... 579 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,013 -Isabella Stone. -You're from the... 580 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,432 -Hi. -You're from the billboard. 581 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,430 -You are? -You are from the billboard. 582 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:21,892 -So who are you? -Natalie. 583 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,353 Good to meet you. Um, I... I... 584 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,443 I don't... I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but... 585 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,732 Would a man like you ever... 586 00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:31,784 have a drink with a girl like me? 587 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,033 Oh, let me think about it. 588 00:27:37,697 --> 00:27:39,697 Yes. I will meet you back at the office. 589 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,833 -Really? -Yeah. 590 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:41,989 -Wait. -Okay, great. 591 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,077 -Let me get my bag. -Josh. 592 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,001 -Technically, you almost died. -Yeah, I did. 593 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,170 -You saved me. -Josh? Josh? We have to make the plan. 594 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:48,958 I just wanna make sure she's okay. 595 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,042 She's fine. 596 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:52,046 She... She's laughing, she's fine. 597 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,759 Yeah, and also, you don't know her. 598 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,967 Why not be open to something new, right? 599 00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,677 See ya. 600 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,472 Er... er... 601 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:06,854 [yelps] Hey. 602 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,188 Oh, I'm so-- I'm sorry. I-- Uh... 603 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:11,981 -You must think I'm-- -Adorable. 604 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:12,975 [shrieks] 605 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,449 [Natalie] Okay, get a grip. 606 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,952 Let's just think about this. 607 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,495 I have an amazing apartment and a super cute dog. 608 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,463 A gay sidekick. 609 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:31,457 I have a great job, but the only woman that works with me 610 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,753 has now become my mortal enemy. 611 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,093 Oh! 612 00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:37,220 I keep falling down all the time. 613 00:28:37,882 --> 00:28:39,882 And I'm talking to myself out loud. 614 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,640 -I think I'm trapped in a... -[reversing alarm] 615 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:50,654 -My life has become a... -[reversing alarm] 616 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,690 Come on! 617 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,653 What did I do to deserve this? 618 00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:58,822 -My life's become a... -[reversing alarm] 619 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,741 ...romantic comedy! 620 00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:03,530 [groans] 621 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:08,502 -And it's... PG-13! -[reversing alarm] 622 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,919 Excuse me. I need your help. 623 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,838 I need the surveillance footage from last night, 624 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,926 so I can find my mugger, so that, um, he can fight me a little bit, 625 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,103 knock me unconscious, 626 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,851 and then I can leave this unbearable romantic world. 627 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,604 I don't know what you're talkin' about. You sound crazy as hell. 628 00:29:32,687 --> 00:29:33,607 Please. 629 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:36,150 I just need access to the surveillance footage. 630 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,692 Well, you ain't getting the surveillance footage. 631 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,776 -Why not? -Get away from me. You're crazy as hell. 632 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,110 [yelps] 633 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,198 [groans] 634 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:45,122 [woman laughs] 635 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,710 Hey! Oh... 636 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,750 -Hi. -Erm... 637 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,078 Hey. Erm... 638 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,878 Can you please mug me? 639 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:59,051 Yeah, just go for it, and drag me around for a while, 640 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,630 and then I'll knock myself unconscious. 641 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:02,085 Mother warned me. 642 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,470 -No. What? No-- -Excuse me. 643 00:30:04,552 --> 00:30:06,102 Oh! It's easy! 644 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,849 You! You look like you're prone to violence. 645 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,558 Come on, mug me. 646 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,681 -What? No! -Yeah, like that. 647 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,227 I'll go, like, "Shitbag," and then I'll knock myself cold. 648 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,361 What? What's wrong with everybody? 649 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,688 Look at you guys! 650 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,402 This isn't real! 651 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,573 Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place! 652 00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:24,282 -It's too... delightful! -[PA chimes] 653 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,284 [man on PA] This train is not stopping 654 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,776 -at the station. -Okay, fine! 655 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,737 If nobody wants to hit me... 656 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,788 [train brakes screeching] 657 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:37,293 ...then maybe this will knock me back to my dull, ordinary life. 658 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:57,899 Officer Hansom? 659 00:30:58,773 --> 00:30:59,773 I didn't wanna be saved. 660 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,228 I'm not saving you. 661 00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:03,317 -I'm arresting you. -What for? 662 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:05,490 Jumping the turnstile. 663 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,029 Let's go. 664 00:31:07,115 --> 00:31:08,775 [groans] 665 00:31:09,742 --> 00:31:11,242 My hands are right on your junk. 666 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,710 [police officer] This way. 667 00:31:14,622 --> 00:31:16,922 -There's your phone, Princess. -Erm, give me my cell phone 668 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,170 so I can type the number in. 669 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,251 -You've gotta use this phone. -You're kidding, right? 670 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,626 I don't know anybody's numbers off by heart. 671 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,594 -Pretend it's 1995. -Great. 672 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,014 I can call my dead nana or the house I lived in when I was 12. 673 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,684 One call, time's tickin'. 674 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,812 All right, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 675 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,690 If you need anything, anything at all, here is my number. 676 00:31:36,227 --> 00:31:37,397 -All right? -[ping] 677 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:38,981 Oh. 678 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,857 This probably won't work. 679 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:46,815 Unless you believe in the power of love or some bullshit, but it's worth a try. 680 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,905 Here goes. 681 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,413 [kisses] 682 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:02,339 Oh. 683 00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:07,677 [ringing tone] 684 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,141 [sighs] 685 00:32:10,219 --> 00:32:11,349 Y'ello, Blake speaking. 686 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,559 So dumb! 687 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,478 Erm, thanks for coming to get me. 688 00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:17,808 Are you kidding? I was so excited to hear from you. 689 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,364 I mean, even though it was to bail you out of jail. Pretty cool. 690 00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,518 Normally, I'd be so excited to hear 691 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,857 that someone like you is so excited to hear from someone like me, but... 692 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,864 Tell me what's goin' on. I'm a good listener, I've got very big earholes. 693 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,197 I can't. You'd... you'd have me committed. 694 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,242 Come on, you can tell me anything you want, anything at all. 695 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:37,501 Except that you think koalas are the cutest things ever. 696 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,870 They have chlamydia and are actually quite hostile, 697 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,708 so stay away from 'em, all right? 698 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,213 Anyway, let's hear it. 699 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,417 Okay. 700 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,005 I hit my head really hard... 701 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,682 and I woke up in this alternate universe. 702 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,590 Okay. 703 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,058 And things are supposed to be better, 704 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:58,848 but it's actually worse because people are treating me like I'm special. 705 00:32:59,102 --> 00:32:59,982 -Yeah. -Yeah. 706 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,149 And I'm not special. 707 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,441 Still waters run deepest, don't they? 708 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,358 What? 709 00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:12,027 God, there's so much more I wanna know about you. 710 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,867 No, see, you're not understanding. 711 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,280 This isn't a real world. 712 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,328 This is, like, the Matrix for lonely women. 713 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,543 [phone buzzing] 714 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:23,460 Hold that thought. It's my father calling from Singapore. 715 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,753 You know how it is. 716 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:27,132 [sighs] 717 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:29,422 I have to get out of here. 718 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:32,432 [sighs] How do I get to the end? 719 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,050 [whimpers] 720 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,177 [Natalie] I was beginning to wonder 721 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,394 if there was another way out of this world. 722 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,890 If I was in a romantic comedy, then... 723 00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,984 maybe I needed someone to fall in love with me. 724 00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:48,361 [Blake laughs] 725 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:51,815 Fine. 726 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,578 If I have to do this, 727 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:58,238 I guess it could be worse than a super hot billionaire. 728 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,749 Natalie, I am so sorry, but, uh... I have to run back to the office 729 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,923 -and put out some fires. [chuckles] -Oh. 730 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,842 -Whooosh! -[chuckles] 731 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,970 But, erm... why don't you do me a favor, 732 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,892 and, uh, have dinner with me later, okay? 733 00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:15,258 I'll send a car for you. 734 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,564 Great. That'd be... wonderful. 735 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,598 Great! I'll see you later. 736 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,560 That was easy enough. 737 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,988 Oh, wa-- Oh, wait, hang on, what time? 738 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,399 And what... what should I wear? 739 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,318 I need to... What's the name of the restaurant? 740 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,946 I like to look it up before, 741 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,163 so I can decide what I want from the menu! 742 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,584 And do they even have a dessert selection? Wait! 743 00:34:44,123 --> 00:34:45,633 Okay, what am I gonna wear? 744 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,924 Can't dob it up like I do on the usual. 745 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:50,090 [sighs] 746 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,511 Oh, I know who'll know. 747 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,587 -Donny? -Yes? 748 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,597 -Jesus! -No. 749 00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,429 But I'd love to turn water into a pinot grig'. 750 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,725 [chuckles] So, what's the update? 751 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,979 Er, I have to go on a date with that big, fancy Blake guy, 752 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,732 and, um... make him fall in love with me. 753 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,904 What? 754 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:12,901 Are you serious? Oh, my God! 755 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,485 Oh, my God! 756 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,200 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 757 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,240 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. 758 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:20,834 [squeals] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 759 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,080 I'm so happy for you. 760 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,116 Oh, my God. Oh. This is it. Oh, my God, this is it, this is the moment. 761 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:29,343 This is the moment I've been training for my entire life. 762 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,338 -Okay... -[loud pop music plays] 763 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,420 Where is that music... Oh, no. 764 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,337 Okay. I think we're being dragged into some dumb makeover montage. 765 00:35:38,427 --> 00:35:39,797 You wanna do a makeover montage? 766 00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:42,427 No, no. I hate trying on clothes. 767 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,555 Oh, my God, yes, we should definitely try on clothes. 768 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:46,983 I'm not trying on different things 769 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:49,361 and coming out and going, "What do you think?" 770 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:51,768 No! No! No! 771 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,751 [sighs] 772 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,634 Wow. 773 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,600 Natalie, you look beautiful. 774 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:23,759 No, I just threw this together. [chuckles] 775 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,478 Just... It only took, like, five hours. 776 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,863 To the forces of destiny that brought us together tonight. 777 00:36:31,939 --> 00:36:35,649 Well, you invited me and sent the car, so... 778 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,855 [chuckles] 779 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,492 That's... that's very sweet, though. 780 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,492 Shall we? 781 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,698 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪ 782 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:47,210 ♪ Oh ♪ 783 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,877 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪ 784 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,836 ♪ Oh ♪ 785 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,343 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do... ♪ 786 00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,592 This is so fancy. 787 00:36:58,799 --> 00:37:00,509 What are these tablecloths made of? 788 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,843 They're, like, so soft. 789 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,348 What's it smell like? 790 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:04,853 [sniffs] 791 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,681 -Like fetal alpaca. -Mm-hm. 792 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,096 That's exactly what it is. 793 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,814 -[laughs] -Uno momento, signore. 794 00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:12,613 Io sono qui. 795 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,228 Natalie, this is Giovanni. 796 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,605 Ah! Piacere. 797 00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:17,031 He's the chef at Sfoglia, 798 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:19,279 but he was kind enough to cook us dinner tonight. 799 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,662 Well, thank you. 800 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:24,529 This is honestly, like, the best meal I've had in my whole entire life. 801 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,407 Oh! Bellissima! 802 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,334 You are so welcome. 803 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:29,829 More gnocchi? 804 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,504 Oh, yes-cchi. 805 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,093 [both laughing] 806 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,299 I'm a boss at food puns. 807 00:37:36,837 --> 00:37:38,627 Signorina... dessert. 808 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,264 Ah, grazie, ma no. 809 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,051 -Ah. Buona notte, signorina. -Oh, wait... 810 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:46,345 Erm... Er... I... I think we're about to have our first fight. I'm just trying to extend this date for as long as possible. 811 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,805 And it just so happens I know of a great old ice-cream shop in Red Hook. 812 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,726 If you wanna dock and maybe take a stroll? 813 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:59,735 Ah, funny, my Fitbit sometimes vibrates and says, "Wanna stroll?" 814 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,783 But when you say it, I don't wanna smash you. 815 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:04,744 Oh, good. 816 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,122 ♪ No more I love you's ♪ 817 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:11,583 Oh, my God, Natalie, I am so sorry. 818 00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:14,745 I was sure they'd be open this late. 819 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,804 Look, we can just look through the window, and, erm... 820 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,053 if you look hard enough, I think we can see the flavors 821 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,722 and then just imagine eating it. 822 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,970 -♪ The language is leaving me ♪ -[rattling] 823 00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:27,012 -What are you doing? -[Blake] Shh. It's okay. 824 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,556 I'll leave a hundred in the tip jar. 825 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:29,929 There we go. 826 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,062 Come on. 827 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,193 [Natalie] All right, what's your favorite ice-cream flavor of all time? 828 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:36,766 [Blake] Hm. 829 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:37,856 [Natalie] The big one. 830 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:40,821 -Ah, I'll tell you... -Mm? But you have to promise you won't make fun of me. 831 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,276 -Okay. -Butter pecan. 832 00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,244 What? 833 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:49,326 Who likes butter pecan? What's wrong with you? 834 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,200 -That's what I thought would happen. -You're like an 80-year-old grandpa. 835 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,408 -Right. -Okay. 836 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,707 What's your second favorite ice-cream flavor? 837 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:56,671 Rum raisin. 838 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,748 -No! That's even worse. -Yeah. I know. 839 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,207 It's been a lifelong source of insecurity for me. 840 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,378 -Ah. -In grade school I was teased about it 841 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,467 so mercilessly that I went a solid decade 842 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:10,183 where I only ate ice cream in the privacy of my own home. 843 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:11,104 [chuckles] 844 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,312 I can just imagine you sitting at home, like... 845 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,685 -Yep. -"Mm, butter pecan." 846 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,230 Underneath the bed. 847 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,981 You know, the Buddhists say... 848 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:22,226 that if you meet someone... 849 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:25,491 and your heart pounds 850 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:27,701 and your hands shake and your knees go weak, 851 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,701 that that's not the one. 852 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,580 When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel completely calm. 853 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,959 ♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪ 854 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:38,539 -[sighs] -♪ Oh ♪ 855 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:42,246 I feel very calm right now. 856 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,378 How about you? 857 00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:45,474 [siren wailing] 858 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,514 I feel like we're about to get arrested. 859 00:39:48,594 --> 00:39:50,224 Yep, we should probably go. 860 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:55,272 [Natalie laughs] 861 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,811 [Blake] I had an amazing time tonight. 862 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,896 So did I. [chuckles] 863 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,402 I'm just, like... I've never had a night like this before. 864 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:05,565 Oh! 865 00:40:07,446 --> 00:40:09,366 -Oh... -[thunder rumbles] 866 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,081 Rain. Hah! 867 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,040 Really? That's so cliché... Normally, I'd call bullshit on this-- 868 00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:38,599 I know this might sound crazy... 869 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,146 -Yeah. ...'cause we've only just met, 870 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,402 -but I love-- -Whoa! 871 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:45,401 No, no, no, no, don't. Don't say anything yet. 872 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:47,284 I can't go back to real life without... 873 00:40:48,070 --> 00:40:50,110 -What do you mean? Without what? -Without, you know... 874 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:51,988 [gasps] 875 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,084 -Oh. -Yeah. 876 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,199 Oh, God. 877 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,657 Oh... 878 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:59,084 ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪ 879 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,205 [birdsong] 880 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,541 ♪ I've never seen you shine so bri-- ♪ 881 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,786 [chiming] 882 00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:06,547 Good morning, beautiful. 883 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,970 Last night was amazing. 884 00:41:08,507 --> 00:41:10,127 You know, I was just thinking in the shower, 885 00:41:10,217 --> 00:41:12,677 when I look at the world through your eyes, 886 00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:14,761 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 887 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:15,717 Natalie, I love-- 888 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:18,556 Wait, wait, wait. Erm, hold that thought, don't say another word. 889 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,692 Just... Just get back into bed. 890 00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,519 I don't think we actually did anything. 891 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,145 -It just cut to the next morning. -What? 892 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:25,111 Just get back here. 893 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:26,781 Okay. 894 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,993 ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪ 895 00:41:31,071 --> 00:41:32,071 [birdsong] 896 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,156 ♪ I've never seen you shine so-- ♪ 897 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,281 [chiming] 898 00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:37,496 Good morning, beautiful. 899 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,158 Last night was amazing. 900 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:41,206 You know, I was just thinking in the shower, 901 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,210 when I look at the world through your eyes, 902 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,382 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 903 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,341 Natalie, I lo-- Oof! 904 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:50,971 ♪ Never seen you looking so lovely As you did tonight ♪ 905 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:52,969 ♪ I've never-- ♪ 906 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,182 [chiming] 907 00:41:54,261 --> 00:41:55,641 -[birdsong] -Ugh! 908 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:57,141 Good morning, beautiful. 909 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,893 Last night was amazing. 910 00:41:58,974 --> 00:42:01,194 -I was just thinking in the shower... -In the shower, yeah. 911 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,728 ...when I look at the world through your eyes, 912 00:42:03,812 --> 00:42:05,982 it's like I'm seeing it for the first time. 913 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,895 If I can't have sex, I'm at least taking this nice purse with me. 914 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:11,815 This little koala thing, it looks expensive. 915 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:14,109 Yeah, all right, give it to me. 916 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:16,117 Natalie... 917 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,695 I love you. 918 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:22,293 Wh-- 919 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,710 Er... Can you just say that one more time? 920 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:25,882 -What? -Er... 921 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,840 [chuckles] You know how us girls are. 922 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,299 We love hearin' it. Just say it. Say it again. 923 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,262 Natalie... 924 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:35,639 I... 925 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,179 love... 926 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,683 you. 927 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,388 -Mo... -[alarm bleeping] 928 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,650 [man] Thank you so much. I've been looking for one of those. 929 00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:51,608 [elevator dings] 930 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:56,449 Well, check you out. 931 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,332 Oh. Whitney. 932 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,369 Whoa, check you out. 933 00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:01,201 Ballsy move not showing up to work 934 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,747 the entire week before the big presentation. 935 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,331 This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay? 936 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,587 Just 'cause we're two female colleagues, we don't automatically have to be enemies. 937 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,340 We marched together, remember? 938 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,302 We had that great sign. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-damental Human Rights. 939 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,514 Whitney? 940 00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:20,755 Whitney, what are you doing? We're friends. 941 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,018 Whitney, come on, we shared a T-shirt. 942 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:26,060 And I stretched it out and you said, "You can have that one now." 943 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,345 I was like, "Score." 944 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,358 Natalie, we're so glad you're here. 945 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,244 -Oh. -So, we have three days 946 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,663 before the presentation. 947 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,871 Give us your big idea for the hotel. 948 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,871 But I... I... I don't, erm... design the whole hotels. 949 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,044 I normally, erm, just do the parking garages. 950 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:48,673 [chuckles] You're our star architect, come on. 951 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,671 Give us your vision. 952 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,802 I do-- I don't really have a... erm-- 953 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:52,879 She's got nothing. 954 00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:54,877 Erm... [sighs] 955 00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:57,835 It's a surprise. 956 00:43:57,926 --> 00:43:58,796 Yeah. 957 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,256 And you're saving the best 958 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,467 for the actual presentation, and I applaud that. 959 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:06,021 -Whoo! Natalie! -[man] Yeah! -[Josh] Comin' through with it... -[laughter] 960 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,152 Natalie! 961 00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:12,105 [birdsong] 962 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:35,456 [doorbell rings] 963 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,128 It's open. 964 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,426 Since when do you use the doorbell, Donny? 965 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,391 Hey. 966 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,640 So, figured you're probably workin' so hard you forgot to eat. 967 00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:46,813 I got us a little Mister Wongs. 968 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,601 Oh, my God, I'm starving. I love you. 969 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:53,069 So... 970 00:44:53,148 --> 00:44:55,568 show me what you've been workin' on. 971 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:59,201 Erm... Okay, do you remember that parking garage idea? 972 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,817 -Erm... -Uh-huh. 973 00:45:00,906 --> 00:45:01,736 Erm... 974 00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,158 I just kind of ran with it. 975 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,333 Nat, this is so like you. 976 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,502 Hm... To waste so much time on a dumb idea. 977 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,828 No. 978 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:15,747 No, to come up with, like, the best, most original idea, just like that. 979 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,628 Clearly, you don't need my help, 980 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,295 so I'll... I'll just be leavin'. 981 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,763 Uh, no, don't go. 982 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,723 I could... I could really use your help on this. 983 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,434 And... 984 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,223 you know, er... use your company. 985 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:30,137 Thank God, because I really want those soup dumplings. 986 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:31,227 No way! They're mine! 987 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:33,361 -You just said you brought them for me! -Oh, okay. 988 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:34,689 -Oh! -[both laughing] 989 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,363 -[screams] -Ever seen Friends? 990 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,032 They don't fight over soup dumplings. 991 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,900 They share them, okay? 992 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:40,857 Here. 993 00:45:41,321 --> 00:45:44,991 -Oh... Mm! They smell so good. -Mm! So does this. 994 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,492 Uh... [chuckles] 995 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:49,076 I should go get cleaned up. 996 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,535 I was just in the subway. I might have Zika virus or something. 997 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:53,584 Is that still a thing? 998 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:56,497 [Natalie] I was beginning to wonder if I've gotten it all wrong. 999 00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,762 Maybe it wasn't Blake who needed to fall in love with me. 1000 00:46:00,632 --> 00:46:02,682 And do I look cute in these side braids? 1001 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,840 You say somethin'? 1002 00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:06,598 [mumbling] 1003 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,215 -[laughs] I can't-- 1004 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,558 Aren't you supposed to be hanging out with her? 1005 00:46:11,643 --> 00:46:14,063 [mumbling] I can't understand you 'cause your mouth is full. 1006 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:17,106 Look at these. They're incredible. 1007 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,071 Mm! 1008 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,651 [groaning] Mmmm! 1009 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,946 Mm! Mm! 1010 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,320 Oh, my God, okay. 1011 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,735 -You sound like you're having a... -Mmm! 1012 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:28,447 [groans] 1013 00:46:29,495 --> 00:46:30,365 [whimpers] 1014 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,464 -Don't. No, stop it! -[moaning] 1015 00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:33,539 You're such an idiot! 1016 00:46:33,999 --> 00:46:35,039 -Stop it. -[laughs] Ohhhh... 1017 00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,593 -[thumps table] -Oh, my God. 1018 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,593 I'll have what he's having. 1019 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:43,512 -[laughs] Yummo! -Blake, what is... 1020 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,512 Is he helping you with your project too? That... 1021 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:48,893 That does seem cool, since he's the one that makes the decision. 1022 00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,522 Oh, are you guys together? I didn't know. 1023 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,480 I should've... I was gonna say something earlier. 1024 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,980 We just... erm... 1025 00:46:56,271 --> 00:46:58,521 I've just been, erm, seeing Blake a little bit. 1026 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,977 -You didn't tell me? -Come on. Don't undersell it, babe. 1027 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,988 I love this beguiling woman. 1028 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,280 -I love you. [growls playfully] -Ah... 1029 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,164 Dumplings! 1030 00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:13,084 Well, you know, I don't wanna be the... 1031 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:16,040 third wheel here, so I'm gonna get goin'. 1032 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:17,919 Enjoy the food. 1033 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,207 Ah. 1034 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,376 He seems sweet. 1035 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,933 Someone should tell him not to wear a brown belt with black shoes, though. 1036 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,558 It's tacky. 1037 00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,233 [birdsong] 1038 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,146 [Blake] Natalie, have you ever heard of a man called Gandhi? 1039 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:44,895 [Natalie] Erm... Yes. 1040 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,914 [Blake] He once said that true happiness 1041 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,740 was when what you think, what you say, and what you do 1042 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,247 are in perfect harmony. 1043 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,164 Isn't that great? 1044 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,917 Yeah, it's so cool you know all these sayings by heart, Blake. 1045 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,080 Yeah, well, it's a gift. 1046 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,126 Josh? 1047 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,968 And choking supermodel. 1048 00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,101 -Choking yoga ambassador, actually. -[chuckles] 1049 00:48:10,178 --> 00:48:11,508 -That's not a real thing. -Hey. 1050 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,387 So, here, let me introduce you. Isabella. 1051 00:48:13,473 --> 00:48:14,683 -Hi. -Izzie! 1052 00:48:14,766 --> 00:48:16,176 Blake, how are you? 1053 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,808 I was gonna introduce you but you know... know each other. Okay. 1054 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:19,896 -Yeah! -You didn't tell me 1055 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,820 the guy you were seeing was Nat's assistant. 1056 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,029 -Stop. He's an architect. -Oh... 1057 00:48:24,109 --> 00:48:26,359 -Well, project manager. -Architect. 1058 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,945 He... seems soft. 1059 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,280 He is. 1060 00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:31,744 Oh, my God, how did you know I called him Mush? 1061 00:48:32,367 --> 00:48:35,867 Mush, you have to do that thing that I love, when you do. 1062 00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:37,164 -[Josh] Uh... -Come on. Do it. 1063 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,207 -Maybe not right now. -Do it. Do it, do it! 1064 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,171 Okay. [grunts] 1065 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,290 Oh, look at that! 1066 00:48:41,376 --> 00:48:43,126 -There's so much of it! -[groaning] 1067 00:48:43,211 --> 00:48:44,301 I'm a little mushball. 1068 00:48:44,379 --> 00:48:46,209 -Cute! -Just... She loves my neck fat. 1069 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:47,758 I just-- You know, I love cake, so... 1070 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:50,511 -[Isabella laughs] -So, how do you two know each other? 1071 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,604 -Oh, Blake and I? -Uh, let me guess. 1072 00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:55,519 You guys met at some fabulous yacht party. 1073 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,849 [chuckles] 1074 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,104 Actually, it was a really disappointing yacht party. 1075 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,436 -You remember that? -It was the worst yacht party ever! 1076 00:49:01,521 --> 00:49:03,151 -[Isabella] It was terrible. -[Blake] Oh! 1077 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,901 But, speaking of great parties, 1078 00:49:04,983 --> 00:49:07,693 you guys have to come to the Hamptons this weekend. 1079 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,198 We're having a few of my friends over 1080 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,990 at my charming little beach house. 1081 00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:13,204 [Blake] That sounds lovely. 1082 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:15,373 Well, I was gonna take my helicopter out anyway, so... 1083 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,582 So funny. I was gonna offer you guys a ride in my helicopter. 1084 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,584 That's so sweet, darling, but better we take our own. 1085 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:25,417 Nat and I might wanna hit the, er, old Caperoo, if you know what I mean. 1086 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,974 -Oh, I know what you mean. I see you. -I... I don't. What does that mean? 1087 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,509 [Isabella chuckles] 1088 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,012 You two have such amazing chemistry. 1089 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,014 Maybe we should swap. 1090 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,266 [chuckles] 1091 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,192 -She's joking. Yeah, she's joking. -What? 1092 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,306 Well, what do you think? Hamptons? 1093 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:47,362 You had me at hello-copter. 1094 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:05,792 [birdsong] 1095 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,301 [Natalie sighs] 1096 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,173 This lobster... 1097 00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:13,295 is the size of a cat. 1098 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,099 Yet it's... 1099 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,346 as tender as a marshmallow. 1100 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,561 [chuckles] "Tender as a marshmallow." 1101 00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:22,227 [sighs] You are beguiling. 1102 00:50:23,186 --> 00:50:25,936 Did you just learn that word? 'Cause you tend to say it a lot. 1103 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,773 If you want me to stop saying it, I will. 1104 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:31,025 But you're gonna have to stop being so damn beguiling. 1105 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:35,067 -[phone buzzes] -Oh. Sorry, it's my father. 1106 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,117 Y'ello? 1107 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,594 [Josh] It's so good to see you guys. Thanks for coming. 1108 00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:47,668 Thank you. Thank you. 1109 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,553 Okay. Oh, you're squeezing some too, yeah. 1110 00:50:50,630 --> 00:50:52,550 Okay, we're gettin' it. Oh. 1111 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:53,802 -[Josh] Oh, God. -[clattering] 1112 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,894 -[yelps] Oh! -There you go. Get on you... 1113 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,933 Phew. 1114 00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,560 -Hey. -Hey. 1115 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,306 So, you and Blake are kind of a thing, huh? 1116 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,606 -Well, you and Isabella... -[chuckles] 1117 00:51:08,690 --> 00:51:09,570 -I know. -Huh? 1118 00:51:09,649 --> 00:51:12,359 Who'd have thought that me and you would both end up with just, like... 1119 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,494 perfect humans? 1120 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:15,356 -Yeah. It's... -Crazy. 1121 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,947 -[chuckling] Yeah, really... really crazy. -Yeah. 1122 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:19,986 Aah. 1123 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:21,697 You know what's funny? 1124 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,498 The fact that all those rich ladies have crabs? 1125 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:26,922 Well, yes, that is funny. 1126 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,920 But, at one point, I thought it would actually be me and you 1127 00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,383 that would end up together. 1128 00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:32,875 You did? 1129 00:51:33,423 --> 00:51:34,633 Yeah, in the beginning. 1130 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:37,835 Well, why didn't you ask me out, then? 1131 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:42,221 Why don't... why don't you just, like, ask me out right now? 1132 00:51:42,307 --> 00:51:43,977 [laughs] I did. 1133 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,689 All the time. You'd always say no. 1134 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,309 You'd shoot me down, and... 1135 00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:49,225 And then we became such good friends, so... 1136 00:51:49,314 --> 00:51:50,734 What are you talking about? 1137 00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:52,856 Uh... I never shot you down. 1138 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,400 I asked you out, like, a million times. 1139 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,196 For, like, drinks at happy hour after work, 1140 00:51:59,282 --> 00:52:01,912 or to go to the karaoke bar with your kickball team. 1141 00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:05,873 I didn't wanna sit there and listen to you chat about some girl you had a crush on. 1142 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,456 Okay, why do you say kickball team like it's a bad thing? Hm? 1143 00:52:10,001 --> 00:52:12,841 The New York Kick Bockers are elite level athletes. 1144 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,131 -[laughs] -It's true. 1145 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,884 -I'm a jock out there. I'm a jock. -Come on! 1146 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:18,930 -You are such an idiot. -[Isabella] Mush? 1147 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,506 Mush? 1148 00:52:20,595 --> 00:52:21,755 Hey. Be right there. 1149 00:52:22,639 --> 00:52:24,639 Are you comfortable with that nickname? 1150 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,475 It seems kind of like a negative. 1151 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,770 Oh, you don't like it? 1152 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:31,823 I think it's kind of cute. Hurts to do, but it's kind of cute, right? 1153 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,492 -[clears throat] -It's time! Okay. 1154 00:52:38,446 --> 00:52:39,526 Attention, everyone. 1155 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,025 [Josh] Eyes up here. 1156 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:45,405 Hi, everyone, and thank you so much for coming to this modest little thing 1157 00:52:45,495 --> 00:52:47,405 we threw together last minute. [chuckles] 1158 00:52:47,497 --> 00:52:51,167 I think we all know the story of how Isabella and I met, 1159 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,378 but I will tell it again. 1160 00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:54,801 I was walking. 1161 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,220 Yeah, with me, his best friend. I'm... I'm his best friend, so... 1162 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,220 Yep, I was just walking, 1163 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,972 and I saw this beautiful woman choking, so-- 1164 00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:04,644 -Like... [gags] -Yeah. 1165 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,893 So I ran up to her... 1166 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,018 and gave her the Heimlich... 1167 00:53:08,476 --> 00:53:10,096 and then she gave me her heart. 1168 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,477 [all] Aww! 1169 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,613 That's gross. 1170 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:15,193 Isabella, you are totally... 1171 00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:17,235 and utterly yourself. 1172 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,701 And you are so confident, 1173 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:23,740 and you're never afraid to go after what you want. 1174 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:27,245 And even though I am so not worthy... 1175 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:28,749 [laughter] 1176 00:53:28,830 --> 00:53:29,960 From Wayne's World. 1177 00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:31,461 [laughs] 1178 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:32,501 It's crazy that... 1179 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,048 that what you want is me. 1180 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,761 -I do. -[all] Awww! 1181 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,590 Which is why this is not just a party. 1182 00:53:41,676 --> 00:53:42,506 ♪ Ba-ba-da! ♪ 1183 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,354 Surprise! It's our wedding! 1184 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:46,675 We're getting married! 1185 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,885 -What the f-- -[pops] 1186 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:51,685 So we're getting married tomorrow, and tonight we're going into town 1187 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:54,690 -for some karaoke! -[Josh] Coming! Karaoke tonight! 1188 00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:56,783 [cheering and laughter] 1189 00:53:56,858 --> 00:53:59,238 [Pachelbel's Canon in D Major plays] 1190 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:03,529 God, what was the theme of this wedding? Easter at Elton John's house? [chuckles] 1191 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,525 Donny, wh-- How the hell did you get here? 1192 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,080 -Um... -Come here. 1193 00:54:11,873 --> 00:54:14,503 I stole your password and then I used Find My iPhone. 1194 00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:17,304 And then I took a bus here like an animal. Oh, my goodness. 1195 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:21,379 I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti out of a Ziploc bag. Uh, no. 1196 00:54:21,466 --> 00:54:23,716 -Okay. I don't need the play-by-gay. -And then-- It's Josh. It was never Blake. 1197 00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:28,217 -[gasps] -Okay, I have to get together with Josh. 1198 00:54:28,306 --> 00:54:29,176 Oh, my God. 1199 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,306 Yeah, and the weirdest thing just happened. 1200 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,813 He just said to me that he thought we'd always end up together. 1201 00:54:33,895 --> 00:54:35,015 But now he's getting married. 1202 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,605 What? So the best friend you've always had a ton of chemistry with 1203 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:38,981 is the guy for you? 1204 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,897 Oh, my God, who could've seen that coming? 1205 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,646 Except every single person ever of all time? 1206 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,280 -Oh, well, sorry. -Okay. 1207 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,275 I got distracted by Blake's wealth, 1208 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,287 -and his face and his, um... giant penis. -[chokes] 1209 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:52,332 Okay, caller, please hold. 1210 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,791 I thought you said you two couldn't have sex. 1211 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:57,004 Erm... No, we can't, but... 1212 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,171 -Of course I had to sneak a peek. -That's my booch. 1213 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,505 Once or twice. "Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet." 1214 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,470 Oh, my God. 1215 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,640 -Yes. -Mental picture. Mental picture. 1216 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,049 That is a sexy move. 1217 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,217 Okay, the point is... 1218 00:55:08,763 --> 00:55:10,473 -it's Josh, okay? -Yeah. 1219 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,846 And it was always Josh. 'Cause he's such a nerd and he's so sweet and... 1220 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,896 he just... like, he really gets me, 1221 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,901 and that one time when I thought he was moving away forever... 1222 00:55:21,484 --> 00:55:22,614 I cried all night. 1223 00:55:23,486 --> 00:55:24,816 And I never ever told him. 1224 00:55:25,613 --> 00:55:28,533 On a scale of baguette to surface-to-air missile, how giant are we talking? 1225 00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:29,866 -Seriously? -Mm-hm. 1226 00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:31,911 It'll help determine the advice that I give you. 1227 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,496 I don't know, it's, like, the size of a pepper grinder. 1228 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:38,002 The kind you have at home? The kind a waiter has to bring over? 1229 00:55:38,835 --> 00:55:40,495 The kind that the waiter has to bring over. 1230 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:41,667 [gasps] 1231 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:42,955 My God. 1232 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,378 I-- I've swallowed my tongue. 1233 00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:48,468 You don't tell somebody you thought you'd end up together... 1234 00:55:48,553 --> 00:55:51,223 the night before your wedding, unless you're having second thoughts. 1235 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,966 -Mm-mm. No. -So I can't let him marry 1236 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,308 that beautiful creature. 1237 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,312 No. 1238 00:55:56,394 --> 00:55:57,604 I have to stop that wedding. 1239 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:00,647 You are so totally right, you should totally stop this wedding! 1240 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,442 -I'm stopping this wedding. -Oh, my God, do it. Do it, booch. 1241 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,895 ♪ Lift your open hand ♪ 1242 00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:09,617 ♪ Strike up the band And make the fireflies dance ♪ 1243 00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,329 ♪ Silver moon sparkle... ♪ 1244 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:14,790 Ooh, very high! Very high. 1245 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,542 ♪ Me ♪ 1246 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,497 For my fiancé. 1247 00:56:21,419 --> 00:56:23,589 -Tequila shot time! -Whoo! 1248 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,087 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 1249 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,513 -[applause] -Who are those for? 1250 00:56:26,591 --> 00:56:29,141 Me and you... 1251 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,179 and... 1252 00:56:31,012 --> 00:56:32,432 me and you. 1253 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,224 [chuckles] I was... I was afraid of that. 1254 00:56:34,307 --> 00:56:36,727 Let's just get wasted and make some bad decisions tonight. 1255 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,400 -[Isabella] Josh? -Instead of tomorrow. 1256 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,348 Josh? 1257 00:56:40,313 --> 00:56:42,113 -Hey! -Song's up. 1258 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,494 Natalie, hi! Erm... 1259 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,779 You're next. Come on up. 1260 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,911 -I'm good. -Hey, honey, you don't understand. 1261 00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:52,159 She hates karaoke, 1262 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,702 despises it more than, like, anything in the world. 1263 00:56:55,286 --> 00:56:58,206 I guess besides presenting your work at big meetings, 1264 00:56:58,289 --> 00:56:59,919 my cool guy face. 1265 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,665 I feel like you hate kind of everything, don't you? 1266 00:57:02,752 --> 00:57:04,882 It's okay, Natalie, I understand. 1267 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,053 Some people are just not meant for the spotlight. 1268 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,262 It's okay. 1269 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:11,178 Uh... No, I ca-- I can give it a go. 1270 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,851 -Really? I've never seen you sing before. -Oh, my God. 1271 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,267 -Mm... -Do it! 1272 00:57:15,348 --> 00:57:17,098 -I've sung before... -Do it! Do it! 1273 00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:19,943 -You don't need to drink. You can just... -I'm gonna give it a shot. 1274 00:57:21,187 --> 00:57:25,277 -Ooh, you're givin' it a shot. Aren't you? -Okay, go for it, Natalie! 1275 00:57:25,358 --> 00:57:28,108 -This should be interesting. -Love this. 1276 00:57:28,194 --> 00:57:29,784 [Isabella clapping] 1277 00:57:31,823 --> 00:57:33,203 [feedback squeals] 1278 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:37,873 -[feedback squeals] -♪ The... ♪ No, okay, sorry. 1279 00:57:39,205 --> 00:57:40,325 Sorry, guys. 1280 00:57:40,790 --> 00:57:43,750 ♪ The clock strikes upon the hour ♪ 1281 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,955 ♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪ 1282 00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:48,512 -[crackling] -[music stops] 1283 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,720 ♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪ 1284 00:57:51,801 --> 00:57:55,101 ♪ How to chase my blues away ♪ 1285 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,728 [shakily] ♪ I've done all right up to now ♪ 1286 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:04,269 ♪ It's the light of day That shows me how ♪ 1287 00:58:04,355 --> 00:58:06,605 --♪ But when the night falls ♪ -[ice rattling] 1288 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,822 -♪ My loneliness calls ♪ -[shaking loudly] 1289 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,824 [all] ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1290 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,288 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ 1291 00:58:18,953 --> 00:58:22,753 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1292 00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:29,046 -♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ -[backing track starts up] 1293 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,130 -[backing track] ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ -Yeah! 1294 00:58:32,091 --> 00:58:32,931 Whoo! 1295 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,637 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1296 00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,814 ♪ Aah ♪ 1297 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:44,733 ♪ Uh ♪ 1298 00:58:44,812 --> 00:58:48,822 ♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪ 1299 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,360 ♪ Spinnin' through the town ♪ 1300 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:56,276 ♪ Sooner or later, the fever ends ♪ 1301 00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,576 ♪ And I wind up feeling down ♪ 1302 00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:04,422 ♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪ 1303 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:08,459 ♪ On a love that burns Hot enough to last ♪ 1304 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,415 ♪ So when the night falls ♪ 1305 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,626 Whoa! [muffled] ♪ My lonely heart calls ♪ 1306 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:19,060 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1307 00:59:19,764 --> 00:59:23,184 -♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪ -♪ Aah! Aah! ♪ 1308 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,150 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1309 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,534 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 1310 00:59:30,608 --> 00:59:32,608 ♪ Somebody who ♪ 1311 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:35,074 -♪ Somebody who ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 1312 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:38,780 ♪Somebody who loves me, yeah ♪ 1313 00:59:38,866 --> 00:59:40,696 ♪ Somebody who ♪ 1314 00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:43,655 -♪ Somebody who ♪ -♪ Aah! ♪ 1315 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:47,416 ♪ To hold me in his arms, oh ♪ 1316 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,380 ♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪ 1317 00:59:50,461 --> 00:59:54,671 ♪ On a love that burns Hot enough to last ♪ 1318 00:59:55,049 --> 00:59:57,509 ♪ So when the night falls ♪ 1319 00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:01,564 ♪ My lonely heart calls ♪ 1320 01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:05,179 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1321 01:00:05,893 --> 01:00:09,313 -♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪ -♪With somebody ♪ 1322 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:14,569 ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1323 01:00:14,652 --> 01:00:17,952 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 1324 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:21,741 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪ 1325 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:26,077 -♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪ -♪ With somebody ♪ 1326 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:28,794 -♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody -♪ Ooh! ♪ 1327 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,495 ♪ Uh! Come on ♪ 1328 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,125 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 1329 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:35,512 ♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1330 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,430 -♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 1331 01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:39,838 ♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1332 01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:41,597 -♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪ -♪ Yeah! ♪ 1333 01:00:41,679 --> 01:00:43,429 ♪ Don't you wanna dance? Say you wanna dance ♪ 1334 01:00:43,514 --> 01:00:45,354 ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪ 1335 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,773 ♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 1336 01:00:46,851 --> 01:00:53,651 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 1337 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,402 -[cheering and applause] -Whoo! 1338 01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,451 Oh! 1339 01:01:00,156 --> 01:01:02,526 Oh, yes! [laughs] 1340 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,674 [Natalie] How did everyone know the choreography? 1341 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,041 [Josh] That was weird. 1342 01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:15,301 It doesn't make any sense. 1343 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:18,554 Honestly, you know what makes no sense? 1344 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:20,393 Is marrying someone you just met. 1345 01:01:21,886 --> 01:01:24,056 I knew you were gonna be weird about this. 1346 01:01:24,138 --> 01:01:25,428 Because it's weird. 1347 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,845 We met under, like, really intense circumstances. 1348 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,305 You know, it, like... like, speeds things up. 1349 01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,567 That's dopamine, that's your brain on drugs. 1350 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:36,860 -Aah... -It is. 1351 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,652 What are you gonna do when the drugs wear off? 1352 01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,410 I don't know. We'll... 1353 01:01:43,449 --> 01:01:44,619 figure it out. 1354 01:01:46,202 --> 01:01:48,662 Don't you wanna figure it out with someone you really know? 1355 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:53,078 I guess that's why they say you should marry your best friend. 1356 01:02:04,011 --> 01:02:05,431 Maybe in a different world. 1357 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:09,601 I should get goin'. 1358 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:12,811 Big day tomorrow. 1359 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,612 Yeah. 1360 01:02:18,317 --> 01:02:19,437 Yep, big day. 1361 01:02:25,324 --> 01:02:28,164 [Blake] Oh, that's so great, Dad. I'm so glad you love it. 1362 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:31,164 You're right, it is innovative. And I came up with it all by myself. 1363 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,081 I'll fill in the architects and they can work up the official plans and models. 1364 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,628 Okay? Goodbye. 1365 01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:38,710 -[seagulls calling] -[sighs] 1366 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,839 Oh, good morning, beautiful. 1367 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,514 Are they my plans? 1368 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:44,513 [sighs] 1369 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,054 God, you look beautiful in the morning light. 1370 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:49,808 Were you just pitching my idea and passing it off as your own? 1371 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:50,931 No. 1372 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,137 Well, I saw them when I was in your apartment. 1373 01:02:53,227 --> 01:02:56,807 And the idea was for me, so... whose idea is it, really? [chuckles] 1374 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,784 -Mine. -Whoa. Hey. 1375 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,947 Don't know where all this crazy assertiveness is coming from. 1376 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,700 Let's be honest, you weren't gonna be able to pitch it to me now anyways. 1377 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:10,043 -Yeah, I was. Why wouldn't I? -No, you... No, you weren't. 1378 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:12,499 Darling, now that you're with me, you're not gonna be working anymore. 1379 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:16,170 My girl, slumming it in the realm of the employed? Not on my watch. 1380 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,750 Mmm... I like being an architect. 1381 01:03:18,836 --> 01:03:19,916 Come on, don't be silly. 1382 01:03:21,005 --> 01:03:24,085 We should also, at some point, talk about changing your name. 1383 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:27,675 You're really projecting. You think, what, we're gonna get married? 1384 01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:29,392 [chuckles] Well, yes. 1385 01:03:30,264 --> 01:03:31,934 And obviously, we'll change your last name. 1386 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,516 But no, I'm talking about your first name. Natalie? 1387 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,401 I really don't think it's gonna work in my circles. 1388 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,400 So I was thinking Georgina. 1389 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:42,822 What do you think? Georgina? [chuckles] 1390 01:03:43,319 --> 01:03:44,989 -You are... -Beguiling. 1391 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,031 ...horrible. 1392 01:03:47,865 --> 01:03:49,405 You're a horrible person. 1393 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,620 Okay, I... I think you're just tired, darling. Why don't you go back to bed? 1394 01:03:53,704 --> 01:03:55,164 Why don't you piss off? 1395 01:03:56,582 --> 01:03:58,082 [sighs] 1396 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:01,251 It is so sad... 1397 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,168 to watch someone you love go mad with ambition. 1398 01:04:04,590 --> 01:04:06,590 -Do you know who said that? -No. 1399 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,138 And now you never will. 1400 01:04:12,014 --> 01:04:13,144 I could Google it. 1401 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,874 Erm... Where are you going? 1402 01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:32,236 -Home, booch. -Home? 1403 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:35,543 -The wedding starts in, like, 20 minutes. -Uh, yeah. 1404 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:37,121 -I don't give a shit. -What? 1405 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:39,126 I tried to just be open. 1406 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:41,748 I tried to get Josh to fall in love with me, 1407 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,626 but that's not on the cards. 1408 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:47,384 Not for a girl like me. Mm-mm. 1409 01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,546 Not even in this dumb, perfect world. 1410 01:04:51,178 --> 01:04:52,008 [sighs] 1411 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,105 You know, when I was younger... 1412 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,650 I was so afraid to put myself out there for love 1413 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,906 that I became this quirky little queen 1414 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,329 that just followed all my handsome gay guy friends around. 1415 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:15,329 Like I was a pilot fish. Ugh! 1416 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:16,621 And I would make 'em laugh, 1417 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:19,714 and I would find, like, the best parties to go to, 1418 01:05:19,790 --> 01:05:22,880 and I would always comfort them when their hearts were broken. 1419 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,875 But you know what nobody ever knew? 1420 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:28,550 That my heart... 1421 01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:30,676 was constantly broken. 1422 01:05:33,387 --> 01:05:34,347 Constantly. 1423 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,479 I mean, and how could they? 1424 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,772 I never let them see it. 1425 01:05:43,439 --> 01:05:45,859 And it wasn't until I met this palm reader in Ibiza, 1426 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,862 and she said to me, she said... 1427 01:05:48,569 --> 01:05:50,739 "You can search the entire universe... 1428 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,451 and never find a being more worthy of love... 1429 01:05:55,534 --> 01:05:56,414 than yourself." 1430 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,247 So that's why I'm such the happy little whore that I am today. 1431 01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,786 [chuckles] 'Cause I love my bitchy little ass. 1432 01:06:05,378 --> 01:06:06,208 [sighs] 1433 01:06:07,546 --> 01:06:08,966 Who do you love, Natalie? 1434 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:16,967 Josh. 1435 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:19,885 I've never had the chance to tell him that. 1436 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,193 I need to tell him that. 1437 01:06:22,269 --> 01:06:23,599 Right now. Erm... 1438 01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:27,188 Oh, I'm never gonna make it. But I have to try. 1439 01:06:27,274 --> 01:06:30,324 Oh, my God, of course. Why am I so dumb? 1440 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,913 It was always gonna come down to running to stop the wedding! 1441 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,319 Well, then, you run, girl. 1442 01:06:34,865 --> 01:06:37,535 You run like a sexy 18-year-old in a coming out novel 1443 01:06:37,618 --> 01:06:40,368 who just realized that they're in love with their theater partner, Ryan. 1444 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,332 Get it! 1445 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:47,214 ♪ Those days of warm rains ♪ 1446 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:50,344 ♪ Come rushing back to me ♪ 1447 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,297 ♪ Say it, say it again ♪ 1448 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,473 ♪ I love you, always, forever ♪ 1449 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,802 ♪ Near and far, closer together ♪ 1450 01:06:56,887 --> 01:06:59,347 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪ 1451 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,732 ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪ 1452 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:02,849 ♪ Near and far and always... ♪ 1453 01:07:02,935 --> 01:07:05,345 [slowed] Slow motion. 1454 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,608 Soooo dumb. 1455 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,481 ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪ 1456 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,488 ♪ Near and far and always ♪ 1457 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,990 ♪ And everywhere and every ♪ 1458 01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:17,662 ♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪ 1459 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,912 ♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪ 1460 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,704 ♪ Near and far and always ♪ 1461 01:07:21,787 --> 01:07:25,327 ♪ And everywhere and everything ♪ 1462 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,251 -Stop! -[all gasp] 1463 01:07:29,336 --> 01:07:30,876 -Natalie? -Josh. 1464 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:33,593 [panting] Oi, I just need one second. Sorry. 1465 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:35,894 I basically just ran, like, a half marathon. 1466 01:07:36,510 --> 01:07:38,260 Oh, with no sports bra. 1467 01:07:38,345 --> 01:07:40,925 -[congregation murmuring] -Natalie, what are you doing? 1468 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,555 I'm here to stop the wedding. 1469 01:07:42,641 --> 01:07:43,481 [all gasp] 1470 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:46,310 Don't worry, everyone, it's, erm... 1471 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:50,359 She's clearly out of breath and her mind. 1472 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,571 Are you feeling okay, honey? 1473 01:07:52,651 --> 01:07:54,821 'Cause you know, he's mine, right? 1474 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,028 We have a... soul connection. 1475 01:07:58,115 --> 01:07:59,275 [all] Awww! 1476 01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:01,946 Er, no, she doesn't even know Josh. 1477 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,576 What? Of course I know Josh. 1478 01:08:03,662 --> 01:08:04,662 [laughing] Really? 1479 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,752 Uh, what's his favorite vegetable, then? 1480 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:11,342 Well, that's random. No one has a favorite vegetable. 1481 01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:14,380 See? She doesn't even know Josh. It's tableside guac. 1482 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,875 That's not even a real vegetable. 1483 01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:16,796 It is to him. 1484 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,184 Technically, it is. It's avocados, smashed. 1485 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:20,261 -Stop it. -Sorry. 1486 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,216 [Natalie] Josh. 1487 01:08:21,305 --> 01:08:23,345 I know I don't have legs for days, 1488 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,982 and I'm not some yoga... whatever the sh-- 1489 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,730 Yoga ambassador. A yoga ambassador. 1490 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:31,903 Ambassadors are for countries, not for stretching. 1491 01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:34,858 Josh. Look... 1492 01:08:35,736 --> 01:08:38,356 I know you think Isabella is the girl of your dreams. 1493 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,704 [sighs] But what if you're wrong? 1494 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,294 Nat... 1495 01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:47,115 Okay, yeah, I'll never look like her. 1496 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:49,786 But... 1497 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,379 I'm smart and kind and funny 1498 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:53,842 and... 1499 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,510 I'm passionate about work, 1500 01:08:56,048 --> 01:08:58,928 and I'm really weirdly good at karaoke. 1501 01:08:59,009 --> 01:08:59,889 Josh... 1502 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,017 You should choose me, you should love me. 1503 01:09:06,016 --> 01:09:07,266 Because I love... 1504 01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:09,984 [sighs] I love... 1505 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:27,078 I love me. 1506 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,369 Holy crap. 1507 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:31,876 I love me. 1508 01:09:34,378 --> 01:09:35,458 Oh, my God, this whole time, 1509 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:39,006 I thought I had to get somebody else to fall in love with me, but I... 1510 01:09:40,050 --> 01:09:41,140 I had to love me. 1511 01:09:42,803 --> 01:09:44,053 [sighs] 1512 01:09:45,347 --> 01:09:47,017 Okay, I'm just gonna go. 1513 01:09:47,099 --> 01:09:49,389 Just to be clear, you're not still stopping the wedding? 1514 01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:51,346 No, just go-- carry on. 1515 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,517 You guys, erm... Yeah, do your thing. 1516 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,066 I'm gonna do me. Good luck with everything. 1517 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,530 I don't have high hopes for what's going on there. 1518 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:02,701 Josh and Iz, what's their couple name gonna be? Jiz? 1519 01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,581 -[congregation murmuring] -[chuckles] Love! 1520 01:10:04,658 --> 01:10:05,988 It's crazy, right? 1521 01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:18,884 I guess I don't really have a choice, do I? 1522 01:10:18,964 --> 01:10:22,094 ♪ Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast ♪ 1523 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,136 -♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪ -Whoo! 1524 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,760 [Natalie] As I drove away, 1525 01:10:25,846 --> 01:10:28,556 I began to realize that loving yourself is... 1526 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,851 There's something there-- 1527 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,118 [man] Okay. 1528 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,460 Looks like someone got a pretty bad bonk on the head. 1529 01:10:55,542 --> 01:10:57,962 Bonk? No, no, no, no, no. 1530 01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,455 You're too hot to be a doctor. 1531 01:10:59,546 --> 01:11:00,876 How can I still be stuck here? 1532 01:11:01,757 --> 01:11:03,257 Get out of here. Wrong room. 1533 01:11:04,176 --> 01:11:06,886 Sorry, they're shooting a Law & Order SVU here today, 1534 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,311 and he's just doin' some research. 1535 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,389 God, I should have been a TV doctor. 1536 01:11:10,474 --> 01:11:12,894 This totally blows, I'm buried in lawsuits... 1537 01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:15,022 You got mugged in the subway. 1538 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,234 -I... I did? -Yeah. 1539 01:11:16,313 --> 01:11:19,233 You were in a medically-induced coma for about 18 hours. 1540 01:11:19,316 --> 01:11:21,186 Am I... Am I okay? 1541 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,567 Can I leave now? 1542 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,743 If I say yes and I'm wrong... will you sue me? 1543 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,454 -No. -Well, then my answer's yes. 1544 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,954 Here, can you just... erm... 1545 01:11:31,036 --> 01:11:33,116 What are you doing with that? 1546 01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:36,961 Fuck! 1547 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:40,092 Oh, did you hear that? 1548 01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:41,090 Yeah. 1549 01:11:41,171 --> 01:11:43,221 Aaah! Yes! 1550 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,602 New York is a shithole again! 1551 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:50,139 ♪ Breakout ♪ 1552 01:11:50,222 --> 01:11:51,352 Taxi! 1553 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,276 ♪ When explanations make no sense ♪ 1554 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:05,072 ♪ When every answer's wrong ♪ 1555 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,620 ♪ You're fighting with lost confidence 1556 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:13,164 ♪ All expectations gone... ♪ 1557 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,120 My apartment's shitty again! 1558 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:19,588 Yeah! 1559 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:20,918 Ah! Baxter! 1560 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,383 I'm back, and you're back to normal! 1561 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,505 Hey, Baxter? Pyeow! 1562 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,432 Baxter, play dead. 1563 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,354 Close enough. 1564 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,850 -♪ You're down to earth ♪ -♪ Break down the walls ♪ 1565 01:12:33,932 --> 01:12:35,142 ♪ Break down... ♪ 1566 01:12:35,642 --> 01:12:36,562 Donny! 1567 01:12:36,643 --> 01:12:37,943 You're still here! 1568 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:39,731 Mm. 1569 01:12:40,647 --> 01:12:41,647 Come on, frittatas are up. 1570 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:44,402 Oh, no. You're still gay, you must be trapped. 1571 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:46,645 Wait, what? What do you mean, trapped? 1572 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,067 I've been gay for forever. 1573 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:50,485 What? What about all those girls that come to the apartment? 1574 01:12:50,574 --> 01:12:54,124 I sell weed, and we live like a block from an all-girls school. 1575 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,463 -Did you not know that? -Huh? 1576 01:12:56,538 --> 01:12:58,708 Oh, right, 'cause gay guys can't be drug dealers. 1577 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,881 -That's offensive. -Yeah. 1578 01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:02,338 [camply] You like your gay guys to talk like this? Is that it? 1579 01:13:02,419 --> 01:13:03,919 -You want 'em to talk like this? -Mm-hm! 1580 01:13:04,004 --> 01:13:05,764 Yeah, do you wanna go out to Fire Island? 1581 01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:08,089 -Yeah, are you a Virgo, like me? -Mm-hm! 1582 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,295 Okay, we're real, this is how we are. 1583 01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:16,060 Thank you. 1584 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,018 Do you want weed? 1585 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,073 Hey, Nat. I'm running late to a meeting. Can you clean this up for me? 1586 01:13:30,155 --> 01:13:33,905 Erm, I have things to do and places to be, so why don't you clean that shit up? 1587 01:13:33,992 --> 01:13:35,832 Oh, yeah. 1588 01:13:37,746 --> 01:13:39,416 [Donna] Natalie, you won't believe it. 1589 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,128 The 3D printer is down again. Can you call-- 1590 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,709 You? Call you? Is that what you were gonna ask me? 1591 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,165 You're the person to call when something breaks in the office. 1592 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,126 -No, actually, I was gonna-- -Sorry, one second, I'm just gonna call. 1593 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,797 Donna, hi, it's Natalie. 1594 01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:53,965 Yeah, can you do your goddamn job? [clicks] 1595 01:13:57,015 --> 01:13:58,345 [Natalie] Oh, Whitney. 1596 01:13:59,184 --> 01:14:01,484 -Oh, my God! Hi! -Hi. 1597 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:02,982 I know it was only like one day, 1598 01:14:03,063 --> 01:14:05,693 but I missed you, like, a lot, an unhealthy amount. 1599 01:14:05,774 --> 01:14:07,194 What happened? Are you okay? 1600 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,396 I am actually the best I've ever been. 1601 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:11,572 But please, okay, 1602 01:14:11,655 --> 01:14:14,365 you need to promise me that we will never ever fight again. 1603 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,030 What? We would never fight. 1604 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,698 Mostly because you let me watch movies all day. 1605 01:14:18,787 --> 01:14:21,867 Well, about that, I was thinking that we cut back on the movies. 1606 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,003 -You're right, totally right. -Yeah. 1607 01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,634 I could stop whenever I want. 1608 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:27,051 They're unimportant to me. 1609 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,379 Erm... How about one a day? 1610 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,384 How about none a week? 1611 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,665 Okay, tough but fair. 1612 01:14:30,757 --> 01:14:32,087 Yeah, like my leg hair. 1613 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,426 -[laughs] -TMI. Okay. I gotta get in there. 1614 01:14:34,511 --> 01:14:35,551 Okay, bye. -Whoa. -Let's go. 1615 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:42,230 [American accent] Perfect. Let's get some coffee. 1616 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,691 Actually, I don't do that. 1617 01:14:44,938 --> 01:14:45,808 What do you do? 1618 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,940 Take a seat, darl, you'll find out. 1619 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,195 I think you'll find it very... beguiling. 1620 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:52,784 [boss] Natalie. 1621 01:14:53,071 --> 01:14:55,451 I'm presenting my idea for his hotel. 1622 01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:57,412 We're not doing that yet. 1623 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,453 Well, I am. I'm ready. 1624 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:01,035 Ow! Oh. 1625 01:15:01,538 --> 01:15:06,668 Okay, Mr. Lewis, I've been thinking a lot lately about what we value, 1626 01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:11,132 what we deem worthy of investing our time and love 1627 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,925 and, of course, our money into, so... 1628 01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:17,049 as we design your exciting new hotel, 1629 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:20,353 I would like to first focus on the parking garage. 1630 01:15:20,974 --> 01:15:22,354 The parking garage? 1631 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:24,849 Yep. 1632 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:29,024 Think about it. They're dark... they're closed off. 1633 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:34,239 [chuckles] Nobody ever really notices them. 1634 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,699 But what if we open them up? 1635 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:42,117 What if we actually... 1636 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,365 made something of them? 1637 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,250 Made them bright and airy... 1638 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,415 and there were glass walls everywhere? 1639 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,963 And then, suddenly... 1640 01:15:51,755 --> 01:15:53,965 something that was invisible, 1641 01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:56,639 something nobody ever cared about 1642 01:15:56,718 --> 01:15:58,178 or looked twice at... 1643 01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:01,386 suddenly, they're not invisible anymore. 1644 01:16:02,182 --> 01:16:03,932 People actually look at them and... 1645 01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:05,726 see beauty. 1646 01:16:07,437 --> 01:16:08,517 They see something... 1647 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,111 at least. 1648 01:16:11,191 --> 01:16:13,071 I think that could be, like, really special. 1649 01:16:13,151 --> 01:16:14,071 [Blake] Hm. 1650 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:19,622 It's actually not a bad idea. 1651 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,580 Thank you. 1652 01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:23,374 It's actually a great idea, that I thought of. 1653 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,116 And I'm just gonna get started on it. 1654 01:16:26,623 --> 01:16:27,963 All right, let's do it. 1655 01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:30,171 Okay, I'll see you guys later. Peace out. 1656 01:16:31,503 --> 01:16:32,843 What does beguiling mean? 1657 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:35,011 [dance music playing] 1658 01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:42,306 And you! You need to stop living in a fantasy land. 1659 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,638 Hello? Hello? 1660 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:45,765 Hello, Josh! 1661 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:46,731 Oh. Hey. 1662 01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:48,230 -Yeah, okay. -What's up, Nat? 1663 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:51,022 You need to stop staring out that window 1664 01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:53,686 at some stupid girl in some stupid little swimsuit. 1665 01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:55,985 Okay? That's not all it's cracked up to be. 1666 01:16:56,069 --> 01:16:58,409 You need to start living in the real world, 1667 01:16:58,488 --> 01:17:00,698 and stop thinking that you're gonna get with some model, 1668 01:17:00,782 --> 01:17:02,372 and that that's gonna make you happy. 1669 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:03,331 You done? 1670 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:05,450 Okay, here, take a seat. 1671 01:17:06,121 --> 01:17:07,711 Come on, sit down. 1672 01:17:07,789 --> 01:17:08,999 -You're not-- -Come on. 1673 01:17:09,082 --> 01:17:10,832 -You're not pushing me again? -No, no, no, no. 1674 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,497 Hang on. Okay. 1675 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,246 -[sighs] -Stay right there, don't move. 1676 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,209 Just... 1677 01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:19,967 [sighs] 1678 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:41,074 So what do you see when you look at the billboard? 1679 01:17:45,077 --> 01:17:45,907 [mouths] 1680 01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,417 I was lookin' at you. I'm always lookin' at you. 1681 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,215 Josh... 1682 01:18:05,847 --> 01:18:06,967 You're such an idiot. 1683 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,190 Okay. 1684 01:18:19,611 --> 01:18:21,611 -Well! -[chuckles] 1685 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,407 Maybe we should go out sometime, then. 1686 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,452 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1687 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:27,905 -If you wanted to. -That'd be great. 1688 01:18:27,994 --> 01:18:30,294 Okay. Yeah, good. Good-- Great. Great. 1689 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,962 -Yeah, let's... -Yeah. 1690 01:18:32,624 --> 01:18:35,044 Why are we talkin' like we're angry with each other? 1691 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,587 I don't know. I was just on a roll this morning, and now I'm... 1692 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,014 Now I'm really happy. [chuckles] 1693 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,762 So, uh, this weekend? 1694 01:18:44,594 --> 01:18:45,604 Karaoke or something? 1695 01:18:46,054 --> 01:18:47,354 Yeah, that'd be... 1696 01:18:48,014 --> 01:18:50,564 Yeah. I mean, I might outshine you, but... 1697 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:53,731 -Okay, all right. -Cool. 1698 01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:10,201 -Yeah, it should... --This is gonna take a long time. 1699 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,207 That one takes a while sometimes. 1700 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,368 -[bell dings] -Okay, there it is. 1701 01:19:21,506 --> 01:19:22,666 [mouths] 1702 01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:27,853 [clears throat] 1703 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:42,740 [elevator dings] 1704 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:45,275 [panting] Oh... 1705 01:19:45,697 --> 01:19:47,487 Wait, did you just run down the stairs? 1706 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,624 I'm trying to be calm, but where are you going? 1707 01:19:49,701 --> 01:19:51,371 I'm just getting a coffee. 1708 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,373 'Cause I'm now my own coffee bitch. 1709 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,625 I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you. Upstairs was amazing. 1710 01:19:56,708 --> 01:19:59,588 Just to be clear, Josh does not complete me. 1711 01:19:59,711 --> 01:20:01,211 I complete myself. 1712 01:20:01,963 --> 01:20:03,173 You know, God... 1713 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,509 Even though you were so cynical, 1714 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,642 it looks like you have the dream job, the guy that really likes you, 1715 01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,060 the really cool best friend, me... 1716 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:13,558 It's like you are in one of those love stories that you hate so much. 1717 01:20:16,394 --> 01:20:19,274 Yeah, all I need now is some catchy musical number. 1718 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,476 ♪ Come on, girls ♪ 1719 01:20:22,567 --> 01:20:24,277 ♪ Do you believe in love? ♪ 1720 01:20:24,694 --> 01:20:26,744 ♪ 'Cause I got somethin' to say about it ♪ 1721 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,372 ♪ And it goes somethin' like this ♪ 1722 01:20:28,448 --> 01:20:29,528 ♪ Huh ♪ 1723 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:32,906 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 1724 01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:35,254 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 1725 01:20:35,330 --> 01:20:37,540 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 1726 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:40,134 ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪ 1727 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:44,880 ♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real, yeah ♪ 1728 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,389 ♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪ 1729 01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:52,598 ♪ Or 18-karat gold ♪ 1730 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:56,137 ♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪ 1731 01:20:56,226 --> 01:21:00,806 ♪ You know they never last no, no ♪ 1732 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,278 ♪ Oh, what you need is a big strong hand ♪ 1733 01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:09,739 -♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪ -♪ Ooh, lift to your higher ground ♪ 1734 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,163 ♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪ 1735 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:17,292 ♪ Ooh, make him love you Till you can't come down ♪ 1736 01:21:17,372 --> 01:21:21,042 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 1737 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,206 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 1738 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,505 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 1739 01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,509 ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪ 1740 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:32,642 ♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real ♪ 1741 01:21:33,096 --> 01:21:36,266 ♪ Long-stem roses Are the way to your heart ♪ 1742 01:21:36,349 --> 01:21:40,689 ♪ But he needs to start with your head ♪ 1743 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,653 ♪ Satin sheets are very romantic ♪ 1744 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,323 ♪ What happens when you're not in bed? ♪ 1745 01:21:48,403 --> 01:21:49,363 ♪ Mm ♪ 1746 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:52,116 ♪ You deserve the best in life ♪ 1747 01:21:52,198 --> 01:21:55,368 ♪ So if the time isn't right Then move on ♪ 1748 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,582 ♪ Move on, yeah ♪ 1749 01:21:57,662 --> 01:22:00,332 ♪ Second best is never enough ♪ 1750 01:22:00,415 --> 01:22:02,285 ♪ You'll do much better, baby ♪ -♪ On your own ♪ -♪ On my own ♪ 1751 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:13,387 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1752 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:17,140 ♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪ 1753 01:22:17,223 --> 01:22:19,433 ♪ Put your love to the test ♪ 1754 01:22:19,517 --> 01:22:21,597 ♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪ 1755 01:22:21,686 --> 01:22:24,186 ♪ Got to express how you feel ♪ 1756 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:28,532 ♪ And maybe then You'll know your love is real ♪ 1757 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:35,410 ♪ Express yourself ♪ 1758 01:22:37,494 --> 01:22:39,664 [all panting] 1759 01:22:41,873 --> 01:22:43,213 Oh... [horn beeps] ...it's hot. 1760 01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:01,177 ♪ Oh, yeah, we with it ♪ 1761 01:23:01,267 --> 01:23:04,847 ♪ Yeah, yeah, we with me, with me With someone who get me ♪ 1762 01:23:05,271 --> 01:23:08,941 ♪ What do you give me, give me? Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪ 1763 01:23:09,025 --> 01:23:10,935 ♪ Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪ 1764 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:14,991 ♪ Yeah, we stay with it from beginning To be in it ♪ 1765 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,783 ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ 1766 01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:18,986 ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪ 1767 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:22,997 ♪ I'll just do my thing 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪ 1768 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:25,081 ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ 1769 01:23:26,626 --> 01:23:28,746 ♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪ 1770 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,837 -♪ Oh, oh ♪ -♪ My way ♪ 1771 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,173 ♪ And we say oh ♪ 1772 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:35,888 -♪ Oh ♪ -♪ How you like me now? ♪ 1773 01:23:36,302 --> 01:23:38,562 ♪ Got you feelin' my side I see you any time ♪ 1774 01:23:38,638 --> 01:23:41,598 -♪ Hit you, like, ow ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1775 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,603 ♪ Yeah, I can't compromise ♪ 1776 01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:46,484 ♪ 'Cause I'm nothin' like it I just try it ♪ 1777 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:49,113 -♪ Singin' I'mma do it my way ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1778 01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:51,190 ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪ 1779 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,946 ♪ I'll just do my thing 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪ 1780 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,070 -♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1781 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:58,867 ♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪ 1782 01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:00,330 ♪ I'll just do my thing ♪ 1783 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,910 ♪ 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪ 1784 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:05,576 -♪ I'mma do it my way ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 1785 01:24:05,665 --> 01:24:08,955 -♪ Oh ♪ -♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪ 127481