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Is Amelia asleep?
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Yeah, I just checked.
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- You feel good.
- Mm, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Do you mind if I make a detour?
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Oh, I don't know, let me check.
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Permission granted, sailor,
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- climb aboard.
- Okay.
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I think you're all good,
you're all clear.
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Alright, [chuckles] I'm glad I
have permission from your area.
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Oh, you've got more than permission,
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you've got an all-access pass!
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Okay, I'm done.
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What? No, no, no, no, no, [chuckles]
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I'm not giving this up, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, go, go, go, go, go.
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Alright.
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I still don't know why your vagina
has to sound like Brad Garrett.
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Would you prefer Ray?
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Debra!
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Ma!
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What about the twins?
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Guess who the twins are.
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[Mike] Who?
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My boobs.
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- [Mike] Oh God.
- [Andrea chuckles]
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[upbeat music]
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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Here.
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How about this one?
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Ah, yeah, we gotta keep
that, look at that face.
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Cool, what about this one?
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- Garbage.
- Okay.
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Hand prints, not interested.
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I feel guilty doing this
while she's asleep.
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Really? Would you prefer that
she was awake and furious?
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- No.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
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We gotta sift through all
this preschool crap,
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otherwise our house is
gonna be taken over
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by elaborate portrayals
of her bunny Walter.
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Ooh, what's he doing there?
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Oh, I'm pretty sure that
Walter has bulimia, yeah.
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I've also noticed some alarming
acid erosion on his teeth,
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one of the lesser-known
signs of bulimia.
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You find the strangest
things to be smug about.
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Like how I don't have to wear deodorant?
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No, we went over this, you
do need to wear deodorant.
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'Cause my body's so hot,
it makes itself sweat?
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Moving on, uh, your birthday's
coming up, you excited?
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- No, I'm not.
- Why not?
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Well, not because I'm
sad it's my birthday,
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I've accepted that I'm a
dried husk of a human being,
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I'm just annoyed that I have to
have this party with Jill again.
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You don't have to, you're choosing to.
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Well, I know, but I've
known her forever,
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her birthday falls on
the same day as mine,
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which, for some reason, when we
were waitressing 14 years ago,
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that seemed significant.
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You literally have nothing
in common with her anymore.
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Honey, what am I supposed to do,
just suddenly, after a decade,
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say I'm not having my
birthday with her anymore
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for no apparent reason?
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The reason is you're dreading
it and it's your birthday.
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[sighs] It seems like so much
more work to get out of it.
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It's like starting chemo in
your 80s, at a certain point,
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don't you just climb into
your bed in the living room
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and just let the cancer wash over you?
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Wow, so in this situation,
Jill is cancer?
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I'm not saying she is, I'm
not saying she's not.
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Okay, uh, if she's cancer, who am I?
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You're my very controlling
palliative care nurse
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that I don't have the strength
to fight off in hospice.
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I'm listening.
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Hey, why don't you pull my catheter out?
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I'm not here for a long time,
I'm here for a good time.
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- You're disgusting.
- What?
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If this is my one last
wish before I die,
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you're not gonna pull my catheter out
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and have sex with me like a gentleman?
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Oh, no, I totally will.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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That's why we're together.
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By the way, yellow is a pear.
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- That's fucking bullshit.
- It's garbage.
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[upbeat music]
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Oh my God, should we keep our
kids out of school today?
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Hey, guys.
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- Check your email.
- Why?
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The nurse just sent one out,
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apparently someone in
our class has lice.
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Oh my God, seriously, who is it?
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I don't know, it doesn't say.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, I wanna know if it's
someone Amelia hangs out with,
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I'll ask the school nurse who it is.
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Alright, let us know what you find out.
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Will do.
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I actually have no clue where
the nurse's office is.
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Oh, it's just down the
hall to the right.
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My kid is a hypochondriac.
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Thank him for me.
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Well, if he's not under
the weather, then I will.
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[upbeat music]
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Hi, good morning.
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I'm Andrea, Amelia Harris's mom.
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- Oh, hi, yeah, nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Um, I had a quick question
about the lice notice
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- that went out to the kindergartners.
- Oh, sure.
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I just wanted to know who it was
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so I could see if it's
someone that my daughter,
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you know, spends time around.
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Oh, yeah, we don't give
out that information.
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Really?
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Yeah, it's confidential,
people get very sensitive.
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Oh, okay, so you guys will
just do the lice checks here
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and then let us know
if there's an issue?
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No, we don't do lice checks here.
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Okay.
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We recommend you checking
your child's head.
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You know, either yourself
or through a service.
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Okay, so you don't tell us who it is
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and you don't do the lice checks?
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That's right.
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What do you do? [chuckles]
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We sent the email.
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Ah-ha, well,
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what happens if people don't heed
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the voluntary recommendation?
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I mean, how do we get the lice to stop
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just being passed back and forth?
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How do we get it to stop?
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Most people do the right thing.
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- Do they?
- Yeah.
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Well, you never met
my college boyfriend,
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downstairs lice, would've
loved a heads-up.
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I'm sure.
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Sorry, you probably
didn't need to know that.
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You said you were Amelia's mom?
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Mm-hmm.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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[upbeat music]
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Jill, hi.
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Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late,
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class ran a little bit long.
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Oh my God, class, what
class are you taking?
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You know how mixology
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has become a huge
passion of mine, right?
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No, I did not know that.
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I love it.
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Great.
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Bartending school is amazing,
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today we did floaters, it's,
like, legit chemistry.
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That's awesome, congratulations.
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Oh my gosh, we have so
much to catch up on.
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- I know.
- Should we just order some apps
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and then decide what we want?
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We may have to order everything at once,
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I'm sorry, I gotta pick
up Amelia in an hour.
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[groans] That baby is
ruining our friendship.
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[chuckles] Well, that baby is six, so...
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What, are you serious?
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Mm-hmm.
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God, can you believe we're over 40?
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Doesn't it feel like
we're just, like, 25?
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No.
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[chuckles] You're so funny.
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I miss your face.
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- You too, your face.
- How are you?
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How's Mike, how's Amelia, how's writing?
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Everything's good, Mike is good,
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writing's been a little challenging,
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I sold this project and now
we're suddenly getting
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all these contradictory notes,
we are on our fourth outline.
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I don't know, the whole thing
might fall apart, who knows.
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I still feel like it must be fun
to just write jokes all day.
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- Well...
- You must just laugh.
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[message notification]
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Yeah, but we also, right now,
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we're just more, like,
breaking story and,
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you know, having to do the outlines,
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- and deadlines, and stuff.
- Fuck!
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Sorry.
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- Is everything alright?
- It's Doug.
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I told you I broke up with him, right?
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- I'm not sure.
- He's asking for my Netflix account,
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"No, and get an f'ing job."
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He doesn't even own a
car, it had to end.
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Then it sounds like you did
the right thing by ending it.
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Honestly, I'm just gonna get a
baby and move on with my life,
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'cause it's time.
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I would definitely give some thought to,
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you know, getting a baby.
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Obviously.
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Oh, anyways, so,
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we have reservations at 77 Bar
at 9:00 p.m. for the party.
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Wow.
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Do you want me to put
anyone on the list for you?
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No, I don't, no, I'm good.
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Thank you for asking.
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Um, I'm ready to order.
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You good?
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I shouldn't invite Doug
to the party, right?
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- I wouldn't.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Um, I'm gonna just, where's our waiter?
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- Excuse me.
- Just give me one second.
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I just need some time
to look through this.
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Great, I'll give you a minute to focus.
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Thank you.
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[upbeat music]
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I have to break up with her,
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I was with her for, what, 57 minutes?
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I was exhausted,
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I feel very sorry for
that baby she's getting.
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She's having a baby?
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No, she's getting a baby,
don't worry about it.
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Worry about it. [chuckles]
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I am.
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Oh my God, could you even imagine?
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No.
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Just imagine for one second.
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Oh, it's bad.
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- Real bad.
- [Mike chuckles]
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Alright, I just gotta
get through this year
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and then I am out.
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Well, I just hope she graduates
from bartending school
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before the baby comes.
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Right?
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I mean, it's day three of a
10-day curriculum, hard to say.
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Well, I found some bugs and some nits.
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Oh my God, okay, well,
what do we gotta do?
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Well, I just comb it through
and put the treatment in.
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Alright, well, let's do it.
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- Thank you, Nadia.
- Okay.
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Mommy, so I have lice?
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Yep, you got the lice, boo,
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but don't worry, it's no big deal,
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they just comb through your hair,
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they'll put some stuff in it,
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and then we'll get to go home, alright?
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So I can play on your phone?
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Very cool for someone
who's got lice, I get it,
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but no, finish your homework, my friend.
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So, is there a way to, uh,
tell how long she's had it?
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You can tell by where she is
in her development cycle.
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Oh, I love a lady who knows her louse.
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Thank you.
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Does that mean we should
all get checked too?
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I would recommend it.
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- Okay.
- Alright.
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I'll go first.
252
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[upbeat music]
253
00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:31,460
Well, this is delightful.
254
00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:33,428
Nadia also said we have
to put all our towels
255
00:09:33,429 --> 00:09:34,863
in the dryer for an hour.
256
00:09:34,864 --> 00:09:35,997
[sighs] Cool, cool, cool.
257
00:09:35,998 --> 00:09:37,232
And don't forget to grab the pillow.
258
00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:38,467
I really do not wanna
be dealing with this,
259
00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,201
Rob and I need to focus
on that Sony meeting.
260
00:09:40,202 --> 00:09:41,403
I have a question,
261
00:09:41,404 --> 00:09:44,840
why is it that I have
lice and you are fine?
262
00:09:44,841 --> 00:09:46,875
I mean, I'm not surprised.
263
00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:51,079
No, no, I'm not enjoying
this superior look,
264
00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,081
'cause you know what passes on lice?
265
00:09:53,082 --> 00:09:54,015
Snuggling,
266
00:09:54,016 --> 00:09:56,451
- Oh.
- Cuddling, love, okay?
267
00:09:56,452 --> 00:09:58,220
So why are you so distant
from your child, Mike?
268
00:09:58,221 --> 00:10:00,421
Maybe that's a question you
need to be asking yourself.
269
00:10:00,422 --> 00:10:01,823
There's literally not a world
270
00:10:01,824 --> 00:10:03,492
where you're gonna make me
feel bad for not having lice.
271
00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:04,693
[chuckles] Please, please feel bad.
272
00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:07,028
Mommy, what about Walter,
can he stay out?
273
00:10:07,029 --> 00:10:09,498
No, loves, I'm sorry,
he's gotta go in the bag,
274
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:11,403
but he's got a lotta friends in there.
275
00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:14,280
They're gonna have a party.
276
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,390
I'm gonna miss him.
277
00:10:15,391 --> 00:10:18,039
Where's the picture I
drew of him singing?
278
00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,336
Singing.
279
00:10:19,337 --> 00:10:22,013
No, you don't get breath
like that from singing.
280
00:10:22,014 --> 00:10:23,721
Where did it go?
281
00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:25,280
I think I know where it is.
282
00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:27,315
I'll go get it while you
get ready for bed, okay?
283
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:29,083
I'll go brush my teeth.
284
00:10:29,084 --> 00:10:32,320
Oh my God, are we now supposed
to vacuum this goddamn mattress?
285
00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:33,722
Yeah, probably.
286
00:10:33,723 --> 00:10:34,861
[Andrea groans]
287
00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:36,525
Hey, I don't know if this is the time,
288
00:10:36,526 --> 00:10:38,827
but you kinda look like one
of those Robert Palmer girls.
289
00:10:38,828 --> 00:10:39,841
Really?
290
00:10:39,842 --> 00:10:42,931
Do you wanna fuck me or
just fuck all of us?
291
00:10:42,932 --> 00:10:45,500
- All of 'em.
- Oh, is this the time for you to have
292
00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,536
that 30-some you've always been wanting?
293
00:10:47,537 --> 00:10:51,206
- [chuckles] Yeah.
- Cool, just, you know, lotta mouths,
294
00:10:51,207 --> 00:10:53,194
also, a lotta teeth.
295
00:10:53,877 --> 00:10:56,611
[upbeat music]
296
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,147
- [message notification]
- Alright, there's the email.
297
00:10:59,148 --> 00:11:01,616
Another kid in kindergarten's
got lice, everybody.
298
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,618
Lice, are you fucking serious?
299
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,420
I am super-fucking serious.
300
00:11:05,421 --> 00:11:06,687
You know who has it?
301
00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:09,424
I do, it's my daughter, and me.
302
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:12,680
This is why you don't
hire female writers.
303
00:11:12,681 --> 00:11:15,630
Right? Thank you, I have
been saying that for years,
304
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,700
and nobody listens, they
just keep hiring us.
305
00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:20,368
I can't believe you're
just walking around
306
00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:21,736
openly telling people
307
00:11:21,737 --> 00:11:24,906
that your head has bugs
crawling all over it.
308
00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:26,341
Rob, it's lice,
309
00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:28,243
I don't know why there's
such a stigma against it,
310
00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:31,513
it's not the scarlet letter, my
daughter's not a whore, okay?
311
00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:33,248
That was the whores,
right, not the witches?
312
00:11:33,249 --> 00:11:34,457
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was whores.
313
00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,178
- Okay.
- I spent a lotta time with that book
314
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:38,152
- when I was in eighth grade.
- Yeah?
315
00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:39,955
Yeah.
316
00:11:39,956 --> 00:11:41,991
Do you like these eyebrows?
317
00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,593
They're going up, they're going down,
318
00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,771
- yeah, I like 'em, they're good.
- [Andrea chuckles]
319
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,962
You wanna know what my book
of choice was back then?
320
00:11:46,963 --> 00:11:48,563
The Jungle.
321
00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:50,599
- Wait.
- Upton Sinclair.
322
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,934
His expose of the meatpacking industry?
323
00:11:52,935 --> 00:11:56,871
People falling into vats
of food in the summer.
324
00:11:56,872 --> 00:11:58,006
Actually, it wasn't during the summer,
325
00:11:58,007 --> 00:11:59,574
'cause it was set mainly
during the winter.
326
00:11:59,575 --> 00:12:00,776
Can you just let me do
327
00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:02,611
my very arousing Upton Sinclair bit?
328
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:03,745
Fine, fine, fine, fine,
329
00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:05,346
but consider this your
early birthday present.
330
00:12:05,347 --> 00:12:08,750
You know what, more than I
was expecting, so thank you.
331
00:12:08,751 --> 00:12:10,986
What are you doing for
your 50th, by the way?
332
00:12:10,987 --> 00:12:13,588
First of all, it's my 60th.
333
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:16,758
I have to do this joint birthday
party that I am dreading.
334
00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:18,427
Who has a joint birthday party?
335
00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:19,894
Trust me, you do not wanna know,
336
00:12:19,895 --> 00:12:21,963
it's this girl I used to waitress with,
337
00:12:21,964 --> 00:12:23,898
I don't know, it's not great.
338
00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,967
My head is itching, do I have lice?
339
00:12:25,968 --> 00:12:27,568
Oh, Rob, you don't have lice.
340
00:12:27,569 --> 00:12:29,437
Even if you did, it is not a big deal.
341
00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:32,040
Okay, you go to a place,
they do their thing,
342
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:34,643
and two days later, you
go back and you're done.
343
00:12:34,644 --> 00:12:37,178
[upbeat music]
344
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:40,718
Oh, you gotta be fucking
kidding me, seriously?
345
00:12:42,358 --> 00:12:44,044
God dammit!
346
00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:47,989
[upbeat music]
347
00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,025
I mean, are you shitting me?
348
00:12:50,026 --> 00:12:52,594
I didn't even know it was a
possibility to still have lice,
349
00:12:52,595 --> 00:12:54,362
I thought the second meeting with Nadia
350
00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:56,498
was just, like, a courtesy followup.
351
00:12:56,499 --> 00:12:57,832
I really understand
352
00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,001
Walter's bulimic need
for control right now.
353
00:13:00,002 --> 00:13:01,569
Pillow's gotta go in
the dryer for an hour.
354
00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:03,371
I'm so tired, what time is it?
355
00:13:03,372 --> 00:13:04,639
It's almost eight.
356
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:08,076
[groans] Oh my God, are you serious?
357
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,445
[upbeat music]
358
00:13:10,446 --> 00:13:12,580
After this, I still have to go through
359
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:13,715
all of my and Rob's notes from today.
360
00:13:13,716 --> 00:13:14,801
Oh, are you kidding?
361
00:13:14,802 --> 00:13:16,487
- No.
- I'll take care of this, I got this.
362
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:18,420
Honey, no, there's way too much to do.
363
00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:21,189
This time, we have to clean
every single thing in here,
364
00:13:21,190 --> 00:13:22,624
I am not going through this again.
365
00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:23,855
Oh, I get it.
366
00:13:23,856 --> 00:13:25,427
[groans] I can't believe
I still have to suffer
367
00:13:25,428 --> 00:13:27,863
through this goddamn party this weekend.
368
00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:30,832
By the way, we need to
now give Doug a ride.
369
00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:32,351
Wait, I thought he and Jill broke up?
370
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:34,636
Oh, that's adorable.
371
00:13:34,637 --> 00:13:36,004
Oh, yeah, why did I even say that?
372
00:13:36,005 --> 00:13:38,406
- [chuckles] I don't know.
- Well, why can't he Uber?
373
00:13:38,407 --> 00:13:41,537
Oh, no, Doug doesn't
believe in smartphones.
374
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:44,646
- He's so cool.
- He's very cool.
375
00:13:44,647 --> 00:13:46,448
Well, why doesn't he ride with Jill?
376
00:13:46,449 --> 00:13:49,084
[sighs] They're back
together, but in a fight.
377
00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:52,754
- [Mike] Jesus.
- Why is everything so terrible?
378
00:13:52,755 --> 00:13:54,702
- I don't know.
- [Andrea groans]
379
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,624
But maybe don't put your
head on the mattress.
380
00:13:56,625 --> 00:13:58,493
[groans] You're right.
381
00:13:58,494 --> 00:13:59,661
[Andrea groans]
382
00:13:59,662 --> 00:14:00,929
That's hard to look at.
383
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,767
[Andrea groans]
384
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,739
[upbeat music]
385
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,598
Well, yeah, Doug, I, I... You know what,
386
00:14:14,599 --> 00:14:18,480
I will go to YouTube and look
at some of your GoPro videos.
387
00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:20,715
It's our birthday!
388
00:14:20,716 --> 00:14:23,118
- Hello.
- Hi. [grunts]
389
00:14:23,119 --> 00:14:24,586
Hey, Dave.
390
00:14:24,587 --> 00:14:26,721
Hey, go get a drink, and get
me something too please.
391
00:14:26,722 --> 00:14:29,524
Wow, looks like you
guys are back together.
392
00:14:29,525 --> 00:14:32,527
Yeah, and thank you for driving him,
you guys, it was really sweet.
393
00:14:32,528 --> 00:14:33,952
So welcome.
394
00:14:33,953 --> 00:14:35,864
Oh my God, is that a romper?
395
00:14:35,865 --> 00:14:37,099
Yes, it is.
396
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,333
I love a romper,
397
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,801
I can never wear them
because I drink so much
398
00:14:39,802 --> 00:14:41,536
and then it makes me
always have to pee, so...
399
00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:45,006
- Ah.
- Michael Harris.
400
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:47,342
- Hi, Jill.
- You still a lawyer?
401
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:48,922
- Yes.
- [groans] I love it.
402
00:14:48,923 --> 00:14:53,881
You guys, come in, come in, everybody's
dying to say hi to you guys.
403
00:14:53,882 --> 00:14:55,717
- Are they?
- What can I get you to drink?
404
00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,353
- I will take a Manhattan.
- Yeah, I'd love a beer.
405
00:14:58,354 --> 00:15:01,156
- I think I can remember that.
- Okay, thank you.
406
00:15:01,157 --> 00:15:04,092
Oh my God, she didn't say
no gifts on the invite,
407
00:15:04,093 --> 00:15:06,094
we are grown adults.
408
00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,496
Sorry I didn't get you anything.
409
00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:11,099
Mm, well, I'm gonna need,
like, 5-40 drinks.
410
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:14,770
[dance music plays in bar]
411
00:15:14,771 --> 00:15:18,340
She can get it all night
412
00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:20,343
I...
413
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:23,518
Can only do this for 20 more minutes.
414
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:26,092
- That's fair.
- [sighs] Okay.
415
00:15:27,984 --> 00:15:30,385
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.
416
00:15:30,386 --> 00:15:33,455
- Hi.
- Oh my God, I'm Andrea.
417
00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:35,190
- Right, of course. [chuckles]
- Mike.
418
00:15:35,191 --> 00:15:37,125
Yes, Michelle.
419
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:40,362
- Yes, hi.
- [Mike chuckles]
420
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:42,330
God, I haven't seen you in, like...
421
00:15:42,331 --> 00:15:45,200
I'm gonna guess, probably,
it's been about a year.
422
00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:46,968
- [chuckles] Right.
- So crazy.
423
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:50,405
- Right, it's so crazy.
- How are you?
424
00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:53,378
- Good, how are you?
- Good.
425
00:15:53,379 --> 00:15:54,542
Good.
426
00:15:55,946 --> 00:15:58,457
Great, well, you know what,
we're gonna get another drink,
427
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,183
- but so good to see you.
- Yes, do, have a drink.
428
00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:02,751
- Yes, cheers.
- [Michelle chuckles]
429
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:05,089
- Bye.
- [chuckles] She's nice.
430
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,229
She's nice, but I can't have that
conversation a thousand more times.
431
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,625
[upbeat music]
432
00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:16,831
Mm.
433
00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:19,234
Ah, it looks like someone brought
the right gift to the party.
434
00:16:19,235 --> 00:16:21,837
[chuckles] Thank you.
I'm happy to share.
435
00:16:21,838 --> 00:16:24,172
Oh, I'm not usually a big pot smoker,
436
00:16:24,173 --> 00:16:27,909
although, I'm also not usually a
stranger to my own birthday party,
437
00:16:27,910 --> 00:16:29,845
I think I will take some, thank you.
438
00:16:29,846 --> 00:16:30,979
How do you know Jill?
439
00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:34,583
Uh, we met at Coachella six years
ago and just stayed in touch.
440
00:16:34,584 --> 00:16:36,852
That tracks, that sounds about right.
441
00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,386
Yes, it does.
442
00:16:38,387 --> 00:16:41,789
By the way, thank you for
that, it's already helping.
443
00:16:41,790 --> 00:16:43,191
- Oh, good.
- Thank you.
444
00:16:43,192 --> 00:16:45,060
The cake is happening in five minutes.
445
00:16:45,061 --> 00:16:47,995
The bartenders are gonna
round up everyone in the bar
446
00:16:47,996 --> 00:16:50,398
and make them all sing to us.
447
00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:52,634
Do you feel like we
should get up on a table?
448
00:16:52,635 --> 00:16:53,635
No.
449
00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:56,604
I'm gonna actually run to
the bathroom really quick,
450
00:16:56,605 --> 00:16:58,673
but I will make sure to be
back for the big moment.
451
00:16:58,674 --> 00:17:00,103
- Five minutes.
- Five minutes?
452
00:17:00,104 --> 00:17:02,473
- Yes, please.
- Alright, I'll be back in three.
453
00:17:02,474 --> 00:17:03,439
[Jill] Okay.
454
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,092
- [Andrea] Time me.
- [Jill chuckles]
455
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:06,281
I don't have my phone.
456
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,322
[Andrea sighs]
457
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,222
[exhales loudly]
458
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,873
[Andrea hits stall door]
459
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,111
[Woman] Are you okay?
460
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,874
Oh.
461
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:08,103
Yeah, oh my God.
462
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:13,509
[exhales loudly] I just
got a little dizzy.
463
00:18:15,489 --> 00:18:16,905
Sorry.
464
00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:22,758
It's my birthday, so...
465
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,477
Careful.
466
00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:27,028
Can I give you a hand?
467
00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:30,898
Oh, God no, no, no, no,
so, thank you though,
468
00:18:30,899 --> 00:18:33,356
you're very sweet. [chuckles]
469
00:18:33,357 --> 00:18:34,769
I'll just go, uh,
470
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,440
wash my hands.
471
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,942
[upbeat music]
472
00:18:41,943 --> 00:18:43,512
[Andrea groans]
473
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,981
Did you break your fall with your face?
474
00:18:45,982 --> 00:18:47,715
[chuckles] No, I think my eye socket
475
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,584
hooked the door handle on my way down.
476
00:18:49,585 --> 00:18:51,186
Oh, God.
477
00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:54,789
But at least my vagina was
out, so all was not lost.
478
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,906
Oh, thank goodness.
479
00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:58,560
That's gonna be a black eye,
I'm gonna give you more ice.
480
00:18:58,561 --> 00:19:01,129
Why did I drink and smoke pot?
481
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:02,998
I know that this doesn't agree with me.
482
00:19:02,999 --> 00:19:05,266
See, this is what happens
when I hang out with her,
483
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:06,965
I poison my body.
484
00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,670
- Yeah.
- This is the last year.
485
00:19:08,671 --> 00:19:10,539
- Does she know that?
- I don't know.
486
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,205
You know what, I'm not gonna, like,
make a big formal announcement,
487
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:16,344
I will just not be available next year
488
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,681
and then let it naturally fall away.
489
00:19:19,682 --> 00:19:20,661
[message notification]
490
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:23,385
- Oh, fuck me.
- What?
491
00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:24,619
It's Rob,
492
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:26,488
I forgot I was supposed
to compile my notes
493
00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:27,955
for our new ending.
494
00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:29,424
Can you do it tomorrow? It's 12:30.
495
00:19:29,425 --> 00:19:31,359
No, he's gotta do his pass tomorrow,
496
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,762
and then our studio meeting's on Monday.
497
00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:35,751
- Ooh, with that?
- Oh God.
498
00:19:35,752 --> 00:19:38,349
You know what, I'll just tell
them you beat me, it's fine.
499
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,609
Thank you.
500
00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:42,904
Alright, you head upstairs,
I will work down here,
501
00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,406
both of us shouldn't have to suffer.
502
00:19:44,407 --> 00:19:46,774
Okay, I'm sorry, you want me
to get you anything else?
503
00:19:46,775 --> 00:19:51,646
No, I'm just gonna first do a quick
Twitter search for 77 North,
504
00:19:51,647 --> 00:19:54,983
bathroom floor, ass in air,
crotch flapping in the wind,
505
00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:56,451
anything along those lines.
506
00:19:56,452 --> 00:19:57,919
Nobody's gonna be tweeting about this.
507
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,987
You don't know where
Doug hid that GoPro.
508
00:19:59,988 --> 00:20:02,657
Oh, he could submit this
for a live-action short.
509
00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:04,669
- Ooh, you think so?
- [Mike] Mm.
510
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,429
Then we gotta head back
to the bar, I have notes,
511
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,009
mostly for my vagina.
512
00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:13,003
I cannot even see well
out of this eye now.
513
00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:16,037
[upbeat music]
514
00:20:16,038 --> 00:20:19,340
Shit, I cannot believe
how bad this looks.
515
00:20:19,341 --> 00:20:21,088
Yes, it looks very painful.
516
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:24,045
Oh my God, I've got this meeting
tomorrow in the morning,
517
00:20:24,046 --> 00:20:25,480
how am I gonna explain this?
518
00:20:25,481 --> 00:20:29,357
I fell out of a bathroom drunk and high?
519
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:32,770
[message notification]
520
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:36,057
No, I don't wanna break down
the night with you, Jill,
521
00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:37,992
that is the last thing that I wanna do.
522
00:20:37,993 --> 00:20:41,305
Haven't I done all of my yearly duties?
523
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,385
- Andrea...
- Please do not come by my house.
524
00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:45,634
Andrea, I found an egg.
525
00:20:48,272 --> 00:20:49,272
Okay.
526
00:20:53,156 --> 00:20:54,756
[Andrea sobs]
527
00:20:54,757 --> 00:20:56,953
- Fuck.
- Okay.
528
00:20:56,954 --> 00:20:59,981
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, I'm sorry.
529
00:21:01,184 --> 00:21:02,184
Thank you.
530
00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:06,421
[upbeat music]
531
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:08,557
I cannot stop staring at your face,
532
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,959
is it weird to say it looks sexy?
533
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,927
Doesn't feel sexy.
534
00:21:11,928 --> 00:21:13,494
By the way,
535
00:21:13,495 --> 00:21:15,685
you are so lucky you decided
to leave early last night,
536
00:21:15,686 --> 00:21:20,135
Doug got into this [sighs]
crazy fight with a bartender,
537
00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:21,603
and he had to be escorted outta there,
538
00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:23,071
it was so embarrassing.
539
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:25,974
Oh, I guess that happens
with Doug, right?
540
00:21:25,975 --> 00:21:27,037
It's so funny with him,
541
00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:28,510
because there are days where
I wake up and I'm like,
542
00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:29,704
"I love this guy,"
543
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,426
and then there are other days
I wake up and I'm just like,
544
00:21:32,427 --> 00:21:34,048
"What am I doing?"
545
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:35,850
- Do I care about him?
- Yes.
546
00:21:35,851 --> 00:21:38,453
- Do I wanna marry him?
- Maybe.
547
00:21:38,454 --> 00:21:45,997
I cannot do this anymore, I literally
cannot hear about Doug anymore.
548
00:21:46,964 --> 00:21:48,396
I'm so sorry, I...
549
00:21:48,397 --> 00:21:50,265
This is gonna make me sound
like such an asshole,
550
00:21:50,266 --> 00:21:55,471
I don't mean to, I just,
I feel like you and I,
551
00:21:55,472 --> 00:22:00,008
we're just kind of in
different places in our life,
552
00:22:00,009 --> 00:22:01,376
and right now, you know,
553
00:22:01,377 --> 00:22:04,778
my place is black eyes and
bugs crawling through my hair,
554
00:22:04,779 --> 00:22:08,416
so, obviously, pretty full plate.
555
00:22:09,018 --> 00:22:10,352
What are you talking about?
556
00:22:12,294 --> 00:22:16,291
- [Jill clears throat]
- I just feel like, you know,
557
00:22:16,292 --> 00:22:17,490
maybe
558
00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:19,494
things
559
00:22:19,495 --> 00:22:22,364
have run their course,
560
00:22:29,539 --> 00:22:30,539
with us.
561
00:22:38,715 --> 00:22:41,416
[upbeat music]
562
00:22:41,417 --> 00:22:43,718
I'm not gonna sugarcoat
it, it was rough.
563
00:22:43,719 --> 00:22:45,120
So you just blurted it out?
564
00:22:45,121 --> 00:22:46,321
Yeah, I don't know,
565
00:22:46,322 --> 00:22:49,344
I heard my last Doug and
was just like blah.
566
00:22:49,345 --> 00:22:51,059
How'd she react?
567
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:54,262
Not great, turns out she
did not feel similarly.
568
00:22:54,263 --> 00:22:56,052
- Oh.
- There was some language,
569
00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:59,201
she suggested quite a few times
that I intercourse myself.
570
00:22:59,202 --> 00:23:02,737
I assume that wasn't meant
in a pleasurable way, right?
571
00:23:02,738 --> 00:23:05,354
- Right. Are you okay?
- Yeah.
572
00:23:05,355 --> 00:23:07,642
I mean, it sucked, but
it needed to happen.
573
00:23:07,643 --> 00:23:09,811
Luckily, I didn't have
to go through it alone.
574
00:23:09,812 --> 00:23:11,079
It was kind of a team effort,
575
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,286
we put all our little
parasitic heads together
576
00:23:13,287 --> 00:23:14,592
and just barrelled through.
577
00:23:14,593 --> 00:23:16,084
Well, I'm proud of each
and every one of you.
578
00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:18,820
Uh, hold me like the lice lady.
579
00:23:18,821 --> 00:23:20,421
What, like this?
580
00:23:20,422 --> 00:23:22,548
Well, usually I'd be
crying, but it's close.
581
00:23:22,549 --> 00:23:23,958
[Mike chuckles]
582
00:23:23,959 --> 00:23:27,462
[groans] After Nadia,
your body seems so bony.
583
00:23:27,463 --> 00:23:30,098
I'll tell ya, now I get boobs.
584
00:23:30,099 --> 00:23:31,299
Okay, now I get boobs.
585
00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:32,334
Oh.
586
00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:34,336
Don't forget about me, Mike.
587
00:23:35,506 --> 00:23:37,588
You know what, I've come
to terms with that,
588
00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:38,973
I'm tuning it out.
589
00:23:38,974 --> 00:23:41,576
What about me, Mike?
590
00:23:41,577 --> 00:23:42,711
What is that?
591
00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:44,279
That's my butthole.
592
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,914
Can you tune me out?
593
00:23:45,915 --> 00:23:48,250
Mike, I'm talking to you.
594
00:23:48,251 --> 00:23:49,918
[upbeat music]
595
00:23:49,919 --> 00:23:51,786
I have to imagine this is a better way
596
00:23:51,787 --> 00:23:53,355
to celebrate your birthday, right?
597
00:23:53,356 --> 00:23:55,390
I don't know, it feels a
little weird to, like,
598
00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:56,858
know everyone at the table
599
00:23:56,859 --> 00:23:59,728
and not have my underwear
around my ankles, you know?
600
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:02,497
I guess it's fine, I would say.
601
00:24:02,498 --> 00:24:04,465
Mommy, do you like your card?
602
00:24:04,466 --> 00:24:06,668
Are you kidding? I love this card.
603
00:24:06,669 --> 00:24:07,714
This is, honestly,
604
00:24:07,715 --> 00:24:09,427
I think this might be the best
card you've ever made me.
605
00:24:09,428 --> 00:24:11,139
Look at this, I love it.
606
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,075
It's you, me, and Daddy.
607
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,544
Oh, wow, she really
nailed your physique.
608
00:24:15,545 --> 00:24:17,913
- She did.
- Very little neck.
609
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,236
This one is you,
610
00:24:19,237 --> 00:24:22,217
I put ladybug stickers on
'cause I didn't have lice ones.
611
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,386
That is horrifying.
612
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,824
Well, this is obviously
going in the keep pile.
613
00:24:29,825 --> 00:24:32,853
She's an evil genius!
614
00:24:32,903 --> 00:24:37,453
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