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I can't imagine your
brother's ever carved meat.
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And if he has, it
was probably on the back
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of an old DVD of Highlander.
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I'm gonna get him one
for his housewarming.
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That's a nice gift.
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I am very curious to see
what this brunch he's throwing
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is gonna look like.
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- Do you think there'll be chairs or forks?
- I do not.
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- Hey, where's that bag of sugar?
- Up your butt.
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Okay, nope it's not there.
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- Well, you didn't really check, so...
- Yeah I did, it's not there.
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Okay, if I look up your
butt and it's in there,
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- I'm not gonna be happy.
- Okay, go ahead and take a look.
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- Great, I will.
- Hey, stop it.
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- I'm checkin' it out.
- No.
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Hey, stop it.
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You know that you can't
play chicken with me.
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It will always end with my
fingers in your butt hole.
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Well, aren't you the loser then?
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- I don't know, let's see.
- Hey, stop it.
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I don't feel safe. Stop, step away.
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Alright, but eventually,
you will have to bend over,
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and I will be waiting.
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Siri, set a reminder to get Mike's butt.
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[SIRI] Okay, setting a reminder.
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- Oh my God.
- Sorry it's in the cloud now,
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there's nothin' I can do, bro.
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You're not gonna sleep for a week.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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I feel like I've been trapped
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in one long birthday
party for three years.
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I'm just worried that princess mermaid's
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gonna be late to her live cam show.
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- [LADY ON LEFT] I'd watch that.
- I'd throw my eyes across it.
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Why do they all have to look
kind of like prostitutes?
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What do you mean?
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Who else would do this job?
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Look, if you ever wanna go
to a game, I'll hook it up.
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- Great, I will, awesome.
- You bet.
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Hi.
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Okay, you're gonna need to
put your Rich Ison boner away,
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it is scaring the kids.
Come on, cover it up.
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Eww. Mike, be honest, is
this why you had children?
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Oh, in hopes that one day
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my daughter would go to
school with Rich Ison's kid?
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- Uh huh.
- Yeah, it is.
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Don't take an aggressive
bite of a carrot after that.
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I'm so sorry that you
had to witness this.
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- He's gloating.
- Hey, guys.
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Make sure you get your
gift bags before you go.
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It's a fish.
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They're giving out gift bags of fish?
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Oh yeah.
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- I'm not leavin' here with a fish.
- Nobody wants a fish.
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You know what?
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- I'm not getting a fish, you wanna grab Amelia?
- Yes I do.
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Hey, Izzy, before
Sophie and Amelia leave,
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make sure you show them your fish.
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They won't want to go
without their bags of fish.
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Thank you so much, Brian.
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How dare you use your
child in this manner.
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You know what, Izzy?
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We're actually gonna
pass, but yours is so cute.
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- Hello.
- Wow, that was fast.
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Perfect, okay guys, see you on Monday.
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I will pick you up one
of those little divers.
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Oh no.
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You know what, and a treasure chest.
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- I'm good, thank you so much.
- A little diver.
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- But I'm not getting a fish.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you so much.
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- Love you guys. Bye bye.
- Bye.
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A fish is not happening.
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Hey, Bubs, that seems
like a fun party, right?
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Hold up.
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Hey, Amelia, don't forget your gift bag.
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Mommy, look, a fish.
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- Wow, thank you so much.
- You're welcome, enjoy.
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Shit.
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Rich Ison can really move.
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He got from his pool to
us at an alarming speed.
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Yeah, he's got great burst.
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Good luck trying to assault
him in a dark alley, Mike.
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I can't make promises.
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I feel like this is
a promise you can make.
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No.
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Ah, I'm gonna have to work
with Rob a little bit today.
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Does Kyle ever feel cheated now that
you have a new writing boyfriend?
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I mean, I sure as shit hope so.
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Otherwise, what am I doing here?
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I will say, I'm starting
to understand the allure
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of the open relationship.
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Really?
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Yeah, you know, makes
you feel desirable again,
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get your body tingling.
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I think studios pick up on that hotness.
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Probably.
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Don't worry, you'll see it
this weekend at Todd's party.
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I think I'm gonna let
you go solo to that one.
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What, why?
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You know, I don't...
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Now I kinda wanna go solo
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- if you're gonna be doing that face.
- Good, oh good good.
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No, I just, I don't know
if I'm up for a whole night
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of comedy bits with your friends.
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They never end and they
just get more horrifying.
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I know, that's how we
maintain our adorable state
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of arrested development.
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- So adorable.
- Right, everyone loves it.
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I know you like purple,
my walls are lavender.
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- Who are you talking too, Bubs?
- Barbara.
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You named your fish Barbara?
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Does she simmer in Boca?
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Her name's Barbara T Warren.
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The T stands for toys.
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Oh, of course it does.
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I'm Barbara's big sister.
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She's gonna sleep in my room.
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We're best friends.
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(WATER GURGLES)
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Oh, Bubs, I'm so sorry.
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I loved Barbara,
she was my best friend.
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I know, she was a very
cool fish, and that was such
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a special two and 1/2 hours
that you guys spent together.
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Why did we have to put
Barbara in the toilet?
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Well, we thought that
because she's a fish
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that she would like the water part.
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And so, you know what,
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it seemed like a perfect
place for her final moments.
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But our poop goes in the toilet.
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The toilet knows the
difference between fish and poop.
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Does the toilet
send Barbara to heaven?
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Uh, possibly.
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Or, you know what, maybe it
goes to the ocean where there,
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another bigger fish can eat her and then
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become a super big strong fish.
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I don't want her to get eaten.
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I want her to go to heaven.
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I know you do, lovey, I'm sorry.
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Why did Barbara have to die?
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Well, it was just, you know,
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everything has to go sometime.
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Yeah, and I guess it
was just Barbara's time.
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Wait, so you and Mommy are gonna die?
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Well, eventually, yes, but I mean,
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not until we are very old.
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- How old?
- So so so so old.
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Daddy and I are not going anywhere.
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- No.
- Alright, I am gonna go jump some rope.
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So I don't know if there's
anyone in here that's interested
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in anything like that,
honey, kinda looking at you.
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- I want to.
- Alright, well, I guess she's in, sorry.
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- Okay, go grab the rope.
- Okay.
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(BLEEP) Rich Ison.
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(UPTEMPO MUSIC)
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So do you feel like a
thousand years old now that
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your younger brother is a home owner?
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No, I am thrilled because
you owe me for years of hosting.
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I will bring ice on Sunday, David.
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Enjoy your new house.
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I don't care for you particularly.
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Actually, I don't think that's true.
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I think you care for me immensely.
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I think it makes you
uncomfortable how much you love me.
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Mommy? That man is old, right?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Here, why don't you pick
out some green apples.
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I'm not serving apples.
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Alright, I was talking to Amelia.
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In all seriousness, I know you
have no idea what you're doing.
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- Do you need some help on Sunday?
- Mommy, he's really old.
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He's gonna die soon, right?
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- I gotta go.
- [TODD] Wait, what is happ...
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Right, Mommy, he's gonna die.
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Well, you know what, yes.
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He is older and older people die sooner,
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so yes, he probably will die soonish.
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That's what I thought.
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Okay, you know what, let's
head to the freezer section.
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But I want apples.
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I don't think the apples are
so thrilled with us right now.
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Sorry.
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Okay, wait, so everyone's fish died?
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The kids are devastated.
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Oh my God, I can't believe
an entire kindergarten class
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is having to confront the
concept of death because
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of Rich Ison's shit party favors.
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Yeah, after drop off, I'm
gonna go pick up our new cat
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from the shelter.
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Oh my God, you have to now get
an actual animal in your home?
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Well, I have to make up for the death
of our first pet, Andrea.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Did your fish get a name?
- Oh, you mean Barbara?
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Is that who you meant?
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Oh, I didn't know that
I was referring to Barbara,
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- Yeah.
- But yeah, Barbara.
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She used to run a hair
salon out in Thousand Oaks
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- Oh no.
- ... before she came to us.
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How are people gonna
get their, you know, perms?
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A lot of angry frizzy-haired
people out in the Valley.
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Not only did ours get a name,
but Grenadine was laid out,
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and what seemed like 200 beanie
boos showed up to pay their respects.
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Oh, yeah, we had a lot of very sad,
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and very long-winded Jedi knights.
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You know what, it's
actually a little touching
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that Jedi knights would sort of
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- be this emotional.
- Yeah, be there.
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Yeah, well they have the Force.
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Not the force to
keep that fish alive.
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We all had a tough weekend.
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You know what, Brian?
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At least you guys are Catholic,
because Grenadine's up there
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livin' the life in heaven.
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Poor Barbara's being
digested by a monkfish.
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That's how I left it with Amelia.
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It's very Biblical, you
know, Jonah and the whale,
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et cetera, et cetera.
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I thought you weren't religious.
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I'm not, but I read the Bible.
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I wanna know what you
weirdos are talkin' about.
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Good morning.
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So we heard what happened this
weekend, and we just wanted
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to let you know we put some time aside
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for the kids to talk
about their feelings.
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Oh, okay.
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- Thanks for letting us know.
- Of course.
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They have to change up their whole
lesson plan now because of this?
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(BLEEP) Rich Ison.
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How is that mustache my
daughter's kindergarten teacher?
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Hey, are you getting Brad anything
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for his birthday Saturday?
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No, I'm not in love with him.
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Wait a minute, you got me
something for my birthday.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm obsessed with you.
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- Ooh.
- Barf.
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- Hey.
- Hey guys.
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What's up, what can I get you?
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Hi Amy, can I get a
vanilla latte please.
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- Americano please.
- Got it, that's $7.50.
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- Do you have cash?
- Uh, yeah, it's up your butt.
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Oh, um, my hands are full,
do you mind gettin' it for me?
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No I do not, take your pants off,
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I'll three-knuckle ya up there.
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Oh really, all three
knuckles, right up my butt hole?
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I could for four,
I'll get up in there.
245
00:10:04,164 --> 00:10:05,664
Sure, yeah, I'll take my pants off.
246
00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:07,432
Um, actually, you can't take
your pants off here, sorry.
247
00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,531
- We could go in the bathroom.
- Let's get in the bathroom.
248
00:10:09,555 --> 00:10:10,646
I just need the time and space
249
00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,597
because I will be getting
very deep up there.
250
00:10:12,606 --> 00:10:14,139
Oh no, I know your
technique, obviously,
251
00:10:14,141 --> 00:10:16,184
you wanna get right in there and expand.
252
00:10:16,185 --> 00:10:17,334
- And I will be spreading my fingers.
- Oh, of course.
253
00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:19,445
I'm sorry. I just
wanted to get a muffin.
254
00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,747
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
255
00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:26,084
Obviously, go ahead please,
I will pay for your muffin,
256
00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:29,955
and our coffees, Amy, sorry.
257
00:10:34,561 --> 00:10:36,061
Night, tootsie roll.
258
00:10:36,063 --> 00:10:38,363
Goodnight, smooch de la rooch.
259
00:10:38,365 --> 00:10:40,132
See ya in the morns, corns.
260
00:10:40,134 --> 00:10:41,600
(GIVES KISSES)
261
00:10:41,602 --> 00:10:44,870
God, it's really disgusting how
this kid doesn't get any love.
262
00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:46,371
So sad.
263
00:10:46,373 --> 00:10:48,740
Mommy, what's gonna happen
to me when you and Daddy die?
264
00:10:50,144 --> 00:10:54,112
Aw, Bubs, again, you don't
really need to worry about that
265
00:10:54,114 --> 00:10:57,416
until we're so old, and by
then, you're gonna be a grown up
266
00:10:57,418 --> 00:11:01,586
and you're gonna be like, I
don't even need those two anymore.
267
00:11:01,588 --> 00:11:03,622
Not everyone dies when they're old.
268
00:11:03,624 --> 00:11:07,893
Toby's aunt died when she was
23 from eating too much sugar.
269
00:11:09,296 --> 00:11:12,564
Yeah, I'd love some
more details on that story.
270
00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:14,299
Will I go live with Grammy?
271
00:11:15,702 --> 00:11:19,938
No, I mean, probably
not, because you know,
272
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:26,852
- Grammy's getting a little older, and so...
- So she's gonna die soon.
273
00:11:27,848 --> 00:11:30,248
No, Grammy is not going anywhere.
274
00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:32,384
Everybody is fine, nobody's dying.
275
00:11:32,386 --> 00:11:33,618
This is fun.
276
00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,520
But she's gonna
die before you, right?
277
00:11:36,890 --> 00:11:40,559
Well, yes, most likely because
278
00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:44,963
that's the way the generations go.
279
00:11:45,832 --> 00:11:47,532
Who am I gonna live with then?
280
00:11:48,835 --> 00:11:50,402
Well, you wanna know?
281
00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:53,305
Again, this only
happens in an emergency,
282
00:11:53,307 --> 00:11:55,272
but Daddy and I have discussed it
283
00:11:55,273 --> 00:11:57,475
and you would go live with Uncle David.
284
00:11:57,477 --> 00:11:58,577
Really?
285
00:11:59,746 --> 00:12:04,583
Again, this only happens
if Daddy and I are gone.
286
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:05,585
Okay, great.
287
00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,520
Wow.
288
00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,855
Don't look at me,
I've been dead for years.
289
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,295
Well, our daughter's
going to be fine if we die.
290
00:12:17,297 --> 00:12:18,730
- What?
- Yeah.
291
00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:21,199
I might even say she's
giddy with the possibility.
292
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:23,835
When I told her that she
would go live with Uncle David,
293
00:12:23,837 --> 00:12:26,972
her eyes literally lit up
with the idea of a future
294
00:12:26,974 --> 00:12:28,807
she didn't even know was possible.
295
00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:30,976
- Come on.
- Oh, no no, I was there.
296
00:12:30,978 --> 00:12:32,711
That's when she just
breezed past my death.
297
00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,212
Just right past.
298
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:35,747
Well, I guess we should
be sort of relieved, I mean,
299
00:12:35,749 --> 00:12:38,950
we want her to be comfortable
with who she ends up with, right?
300
00:12:38,952 --> 00:12:41,286
I know, I think this is just
like her little subconscious
301
00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:43,388
giving her a coping mechanism in case
302
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,056
something terrible happens.
303
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:48,393
Breaks my heart to think she's
walking around worried about this.
304
00:12:48,395 --> 00:12:49,894
Yeah, me too.
305
00:12:49,896 --> 00:12:52,030
Mom, what did you tell me
about death when I was little?
306
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,833
Do you remember how sad I
was when Candy Purple died?
307
00:12:54,835 --> 00:12:56,134
I remember how sad our cat was
308
00:12:56,136 --> 00:12:57,535
when you named her Candy Purple.
309
00:12:57,537 --> 00:13:02,507
Ooh, cool burn, Mom, cha cha cha.
310
00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:06,444
Well, I just said that she got
super tired and then she fell asleep.
311
00:13:06,446 --> 00:13:11,349
So you equated sleeping
with dying, to a child?
312
00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,953
Oh, that's weird, that's around when
my crippling insomnia started.
313
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:16,454
I'm sure totally unrelated.
314
00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:19,624
Well, there's just no easy way
to explain death to a child.
315
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,126
No, there isn't.
316
00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:23,695
By the way, I'm gonna need
you to give me all your
317
00:13:23,697 --> 00:13:26,164
end of life directives,
'cause you're not gonna want me
318
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,899
out there goin' rogue.
319
00:13:27,901 --> 00:13:30,635
I don't care what you do
with my body after I die.
320
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:32,103
Really, is that a promise?
321
00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:35,440
But if I ever go into a coma,
don't you dare pull the plug.
322
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:37,475
Even if you're like
totally unresponsive,
323
00:13:37,477 --> 00:13:40,445
you just wanna lie there
hooked up to machines,
324
00:13:40,447 --> 00:13:42,147
unable to communicate with anyone?
325
00:13:42,149 --> 00:13:44,182
Well, haven't you ever
heard about those people who go
326
00:13:44,184 --> 00:13:48,420
into a coma for like 30 years
and then suddenly they wake up?
327
00:13:48,422 --> 00:13:50,555
Sharon, how long do you
think you would end up living?
328
00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:52,323
I don't know, 15 or 20 years.
329
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:54,025
This plan sounds flawless.
330
00:13:54,027 --> 00:13:56,995
Just so you know, I have
given Mike full license
331
00:13:56,997 --> 00:13:59,631
to end my life immediately,
as soon as I need a plug,
332
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:02,033
- I want it pulled.
- Oh stop it.
333
00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:05,970
What, I have no interest in
lying there, alive but trapped
334
00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:07,706
in my body with just my thoughts.
335
00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,175
Well, your thoughts,
then I can understand.
336
00:14:10,177 --> 00:14:13,411
Woo, two in one, oh.
337
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,413
See ya tomorrow.
338
00:14:15,415 --> 00:14:21,570
Bye, I'll be working on my
plans for when you're dead.
339
00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:26,006
(UP TEMPO MUSIC)
340
00:14:28,844 --> 00:14:30,978
Your mom wants to be
kept alive in a coma?
341
00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:33,113
Yeah, and then
thinks she's gonna live
342
00:14:33,115 --> 00:14:34,815
another lifetime after that.
343
00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:36,650
No no no no no, the only
thing that's gonna happen
344
00:14:36,652 --> 00:14:38,185
to your mom is that
she's gonna get fingered
345
00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,553
by all those male nurses.
346
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,155
Pretty sure that's her motivation.
347
00:14:41,157 --> 00:14:43,490
- Oh really?
- You've met my mother.
348
00:14:43,492 --> 00:14:44,725
Hey guys, aloha.
349
00:14:46,328 --> 00:14:48,562
Oh, I don't know if
all of us have thanked you
350
00:14:48,564 --> 00:14:51,031
appropriately for
inviting us to the tropics.
351
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,933
I mean, what you've done here...
352
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,369
If you're gonna go to Hawaii,
you (BLEEP) go to Hawaii.
353
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,471
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
354
00:14:57,473 --> 00:15:02,176
Ahem, I've decided I'm
donating my body to a body farm.
355
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:05,446
- Uh uh um.
- I wanna make sure you all heard.
356
00:15:05,598 --> 00:15:08,499
No worry, we're not talking
about death for five minutes.
357
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:12,269
- What the (BLEEP) is a body farm?
- It's exactly what it sounds like.
358
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,071
A body farm is one of
those farms where they
359
00:15:14,073 --> 00:15:16,273
grow delicious food in the
compost of human bodies.
360
00:15:16,275 --> 00:15:19,476
No no no no, it's
where scientists study how
361
00:15:19,478 --> 00:15:21,412
different bodies decompose
in different environments
362
00:15:21,414 --> 00:15:22,646
for forensic purposes.
363
00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:24,448
Oh, that is not at all what
a body farm sounds like.
364
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:30,587
A body farm to me sounds like people
just like nude and tilling the lands.
365
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:33,190
- Nude.
- Yeah, boy.
366
00:15:33,192 --> 00:15:35,593
- Yeah, boy, aloha.
- No, no.
367
00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:39,610
I don't know why people are
so freaked out about death.
368
00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:43,347
We're all gonna die, so let's
just like live with our fear.
369
00:15:43,349 --> 00:15:45,516
Oh, did you just YOLO us, bro?
370
00:15:45,518 --> 00:15:46,917
Yeah, yeah I did,
if you don't like it,
371
00:15:46,919 --> 00:15:48,552
you can suck my dick.
372
00:15:48,554 --> 00:15:50,855
- Well.
- It's actually interesting you bring that up,
373
00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:52,456
because my new YOLO is
374
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,024
I'm not leaving a party
'til I get my dick sucked.
375
00:15:54,026 --> 00:15:56,427
- Oh.
- Oh, I like that. That's sweet.
376
00:15:56,429 --> 00:15:58,662
Brad, you're closest
to Don, suck his dick.
377
00:15:58,664 --> 00:16:00,731
That makes sense, sure, go
ahead and take your pants off.
378
00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:01,999
Okay, fine, yeah.
379
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:03,200
You know, I was actually
getting ready to leave,
380
00:16:03,202 --> 00:16:04,701
so this kind of works out perfectly.
381
00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:05,903
Yeah, we've been trying
to figure out how to get you
382
00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,137
outta here, so it's
kind of a twofer for us.
383
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:08,839
I will be honest, we
are ready for you to go,
384
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,340
so pull it out.
385
00:16:10,342 --> 00:16:11,875
So I'm gonna take out my
dick, and then you're gonna
386
00:16:11,877 --> 00:16:14,645
put it in your mouth, and
you're gonna suck my dick.
387
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:17,347
You're gonna stop talkin',
and I'm gonna start suckin'.
388
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,349
- It's time.
- Alright, well I'm doin' it.
389
00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:21,118
Okay, alright.
- Alright.
390
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,486
Come on, let's have a par...
391
00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:32,396
(UPTEMPO MUSIC)
392
00:16:37,269 --> 00:16:41,638
Well, I don't think that is
something that we will ever un-see.
393
00:16:43,242 --> 00:16:46,310
I just don't know how
you come back from that.
394
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:49,646
I don't think you'll
come back the same,
395
00:16:49,648 --> 00:16:50,848
I think you just accept
396
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:54,918
that you're in a new
reality, and that life
397
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,653
is just different now.
398
00:16:56,655 --> 00:17:00,591
At what point did you
realize that it was...
399
00:17:00,593 --> 00:17:02,326
- That we were goin'...
- ... seeing.
400
00:17:02,328 --> 00:17:03,594
- ... for it?
- Yeah.
401
00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:05,129
I think it was
tongue out and dick out
402
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:06,761
and then the lean over,
403
00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:09,060
- The lean.
- ... is when I started to go,
404
00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:11,935
alright, we're goin'
to uncharted territory.
405
00:17:11,937 --> 00:17:14,138
God, Corinne has it the
worst out of all of us though.
406
00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:17,908
I don't think there are
gradations of who had it the worst.
407
00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:20,043
We were all equally traumatized.
408
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:22,779
No, she doesn't drink, so
she's gonna have the full-on
409
00:17:22,781 --> 00:17:25,916
just sober recollection of
everything that just happened.
410
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:30,921
She was stone cold,
mouth on dick sober.
411
00:17:32,358 --> 00:17:33,557
I'll be honest, I thought
my daughter wanting me dead
412
00:17:33,559 --> 00:17:34,625
was gonna be the most memorable thing
413
00:17:34,627 --> 00:17:35,826
that happened this week.
414
00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:36,894
- No, this is it.
- Glad to see that was...
415
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,962
- Yeah.
- ... outshined.
416
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:43,033
I think that actually
was a bit that went too far.
417
00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:46,937
Yeah, yeah, wow.
418
00:17:49,675 --> 00:17:54,211
On a separate note,
Todd's dick is like
419
00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,913
- So big.
- ... really big.
420
00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:59,516
Right, why is he not more confident?
421
00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:02,019
On the other hand, it
did sort of reverse engineer
422
00:18:02,021 --> 00:18:05,856
a way for us to all see
his dick as really big.
423
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:07,792
- So....
- (BLEEP).
424
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:13,664
Now I kinda wish I'd
taken a closer look at it.
425
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,700
I got a good, close look.
426
00:18:16,702 --> 00:18:17,822
You were at a better spot.
427
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:20,070
Yeah, I had prime vintage point.
428
00:18:20,072 --> 00:18:21,638
It was like...
429
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,640
right there.
430
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,580
Wait, his mouth was just on it?
431
00:18:27,582 --> 00:18:30,483
Oh, it was just on it.
432
00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:32,251
Wow, I'm so glad I
wasn't at that party.
433
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:34,220
I'm actually starting
to have a new appreciation
434
00:18:34,222 --> 00:18:36,489
for why these parties are
so uncomfortable for you.
435
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,057
Oh, that's all it took?
436
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:40,999
It was just, you know, quick
dick lick between friends
437
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000
- to make me see the light. I feel like...
- Right.
438
00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:45,598
Gandhi's even said that, like
that's how you see the light.
439
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,335
You see two friends quickly
lick dicks and then suddenly
440
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,470
your whole world opens up.
441
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:54,306
Mommy, when I go live with
Uncle David, do you think
442
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:55,774
he will let me have soda?
443
00:18:57,245 --> 00:19:00,513
Okay, Daddy and I are not
going anywhere, Bubs, okay.
444
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:03,449
You are not actually
moving in with your uncle.
445
00:19:03,451 --> 00:19:04,550
But one day I could.
446
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,354
I'm gonna show Walter
Uncle David's house.
447
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,356
Great.
448
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:15,528
Well, I think one could categorize
that as a skippin' one step.
449
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,830
You're right, she
seems very okay if we die.
450
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:21,901
Okay, she is planning
our imminent demise.
451
00:19:21,903 --> 00:19:24,737
I'm gonna start putting
napkins on top of all my drinks.
452
00:19:24,739 --> 00:19:26,839
- Smart.
- In all seriousness though,
453
00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:29,885
are we like totally prepared
if something terrible
454
00:19:29,886 --> 00:19:30,988
like actually happens to us?
455
00:19:31,012 --> 00:19:32,778
We're as prepared
as we can be, I guess.
456
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,680
I know that you have
a life insurance policy,
457
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:36,415
and we decided that my
life was worth nothing,
458
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,350
so it didn't make
sense for us to get one.
459
00:19:38,352 --> 00:19:41,187
But maybe, you know,
we look into getting me
460
00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:42,454
just like a small one.
461
00:19:42,456 --> 00:19:44,557
I want Amelia to have at least a little
462
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,791
walking around money.
463
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,326
Walking around money?
464
00:19:47,328 --> 00:19:48,527
Yeah, I don't want her to
have to go to David for like
465
00:19:48,529 --> 00:19:50,729
every single little thing she wants.
466
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,515
He'll end up buying her a Lennox phone
467
00:19:52,516 --> 00:19:53,832
and then nothing to wear to prom.
468
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,601
Aw, you're a good mom.
469
00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:59,638
Aw, it only took you six and
1/2 years for you to admit that.
470
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,640
But obviously we can't let her know
that there's any money on the line.
471
00:20:01,649 --> 00:20:02,709
God no.
472
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:06,832
- I really like this table.
- Yeah, it's nice.
473
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,334
Oh shit.
- What's wrong?
474
00:20:08,336 --> 00:20:10,202
I've been waiting a week
for you to bend over and then
475
00:20:10,204 --> 00:20:13,806
after what I experienced last
night, the thrill is gone.
476
00:20:13,808 --> 00:20:15,574
I mean, that works out for
me, so I'm not complaining.
477
00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:17,276
You know what, that's actually
very selfish of you, Mike.
478
00:20:17,278 --> 00:20:18,544
I'm okay with that.
479
00:20:18,546 --> 00:20:20,346
Good, well stop just
thinking about yourself.
480
00:20:20,348 --> 00:20:21,614
[MIKE] Your place looks great.
481
00:20:21,616 --> 00:20:24,016
Oh thank you, and for the lady.
482
00:20:25,386 --> 00:20:26,652
What?
483
00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,120
I'm sorry, I'm sort of
getting into the spirit
484
00:20:28,122 --> 00:20:30,056
of like having people over
and like taking care of stuff.
485
00:20:30,058 --> 00:20:32,258
- It's not gonna last for long.
- You just called me a lady?
486
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,493
I mean, that's a loose
term I'll throw around.
487
00:20:34,495 --> 00:20:36,729
I mean, David, I can't
believe you have like a couch
488
00:20:36,731 --> 00:20:39,331
and, what is this, an area rug?
489
00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,267
Yeah, I am a grown ass man.
490
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:44,603
Okay, grown ass men do not
use the word grown ass man.
491
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:46,705
I don't think you have
any empirical proof of that.
492
00:20:46,707 --> 00:20:47,940
Actually, you know what I do.
493
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:50,076
I did a scientific double blind study.
494
00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,377
It was peer reviewed.
495
00:20:51,379 --> 00:20:53,579
It got great reviews from all the peers.
496
00:20:53,581 --> 00:20:56,949
You wouldn't believe how
much empirical proof I got.
497
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,417
Are you happy with yourself now?
498
00:20:58,419 --> 00:20:59,952
Actually, I do feel
pretty good about myself.
499
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,322
Honey, I wanted to tell you, I
think you're doing very, very well.
500
00:21:03,324 --> 00:21:05,491
- Oh God.
- Oh no, Mom is defending me.
501
00:21:05,493 --> 00:21:07,226
Okay, sell your house, get out now.
502
00:21:07,228 --> 00:21:09,095
Alright, what is wrong
with me defending David?
503
00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:10,301
Whenever you defend him,
504
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,787
it's clear that you don't
think he's actually doing well,
505
00:21:12,789 --> 00:21:14,778
and you're desperate for
him not to know the truth.
506
00:21:14,802 --> 00:21:16,302
Oh come on, I just think, you know,
507
00:21:16,304 --> 00:21:18,370
he's doing very, very well.
508
00:21:18,372 --> 00:21:20,473
- No, whoa, Mom.
- Aah, oh my God, no.
509
00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:22,541
Please stop defending me, okay.
510
00:21:22,543 --> 00:21:24,410
I think at this point I
should just burn my house down
511
00:21:24,412 --> 00:21:25,644
and take the insurance money.
512
00:21:25,646 --> 00:21:26,779
I honestly think
it's your only option.
513
00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:29,014
- Come on.
- I will help you. I will light the matches.
514
00:21:29,016 --> 00:21:30,282
I'm getting more coffee.
515
00:21:30,284 --> 00:21:32,075
- Okay.
- Mom, if you could just backtrack
516
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,319
and say negative stuff about the house.
517
00:21:33,321 --> 00:21:36,055
Tell him something terrible.
518
00:21:36,057 --> 00:21:37,656
Just do it.
519
00:21:37,658 --> 00:21:40,559
What are you doing? Hey,
I wasn't even bending over.
520
00:21:40,561 --> 00:21:43,762
Well, the thrill is gone,
but it's not forgotten.
521
00:21:43,764 --> 00:21:45,264
Uncle David, I found my room.
522
00:21:45,266 --> 00:21:47,800
It's really big and
it's got a fireplace.
523
00:21:47,802 --> 00:21:50,569
Uh, Bubs, actually I'm guessing
524
00:21:50,571 --> 00:21:52,505
that's probably Uncle David's room.
525
00:21:52,507 --> 00:21:54,907
- Is that your room with the fire place?
- Yeah.*
526
00:21:54,909 --> 00:21:56,075
You know what, there's
another room down the hall.
527
00:21:56,077 --> 00:21:58,410
- Why don't you check that one out.
- Okay.
528
00:21:58,412 --> 00:22:01,013
Why's your daughter pickin'
out a room in my house?
529
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,349
Because she's currently
planning our untimely demise,
530
00:22:03,351 --> 00:22:05,317
and you're her guardian, and
she will be living with you,
531
00:22:05,319 --> 00:22:06,619
so she needs a room.
532
00:22:06,621 --> 00:22:08,120
Wait, I'm her guardian?
533
00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:12,024
Yes, David, we asked you years ago.
534
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:15,227
- Really?
- I'm concerned that you don't know this.
535
00:22:15,229 --> 00:22:16,395
We sent you paperwork.
536
00:22:16,397 --> 00:22:18,497
- Yes.
- Oh God.
537
00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:20,266
- Oh God?
- That's right.
538
00:22:20,268 --> 00:22:22,168
I'm sorry, would you
mind holding off on dying
539
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:23,669
for a little while, because
I was planning on having like
540
00:22:23,671 --> 00:22:25,171
an at-home workspace here.
541
00:22:25,173 --> 00:22:26,705
You know, let us know
when it's convenient for you
542
00:22:26,707 --> 00:22:28,874
and then we'll try to plan
on killing ourselves then.
543
00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,109
Thank you, that'd be great.
544
00:22:30,111 --> 00:22:31,377
Don't say I never
did anything for you.
545
00:22:31,379 --> 00:22:33,245
Okay, Mommy, I'll take that one.
546
00:22:33,247 --> 00:22:36,615
I think it's nice your uncle
giving you a room in the house.
547
00:22:36,617 --> 00:22:38,784
Well, actually, it's
only if something terrible
548
00:22:38,786 --> 00:22:40,819
and unexpected happens to me and Mike.
549
00:22:40,821 --> 00:22:43,656
Again, it's unlikely anything
will happen until we're very old.
550
00:22:43,658 --> 00:22:44,890
Well, not always.
551
00:22:44,892 --> 00:22:46,392
My best friend died when he was seven,
552
00:22:46,394 --> 00:22:47,960
drowned right in front of my eyes.
553
00:22:47,962 --> 00:22:49,195
- Leon.
- What?
554
00:22:49,197 --> 00:22:51,997
I'm just sayin', things happen.
555
00:22:51,999 --> 00:22:53,832
Wait, a kid can die?
556
00:22:55,436 --> 00:22:56,436
Well...
557
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:00,240
Technically...
558
00:23:01,676 --> 00:23:02,676
Yes.
559
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,079
You know what?
560
00:23:07,081 --> 00:23:11,083
I think we all just needed a
new pet to help clear our minds.
561
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,284
Yes.
562
00:23:12,286 --> 00:23:14,753
Saul looks so happy in his new house.
563
00:23:14,755 --> 00:23:18,724
You're right, Saul
does look very happy.
564
00:23:20,328 --> 00:23:22,194
Mommy, he doesn't want you to die.
565
00:23:23,564 --> 00:23:27,399
Aw, tell Saul that I
appreciate that, Bubs, mwah.
566
00:23:28,736 --> 00:23:30,703
I think he wants more carrots.
567
00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:32,571
You know what, why
don't you grab him some.
568
00:23:32,573 --> 00:23:34,873
- Okay.
- Alright, good.
569
00:23:36,611 --> 00:23:37,910
(BLEEP) Rich Ison.
570
00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:42,348
I feel like I still see a
little bit of an Ison boner.
571
00:23:42,350 --> 00:23:45,017
Oh, Saul's really starin' right at it.
572
00:23:46,354 --> 00:23:48,387
I knew I was gonna be
friends with this guinea pig.
573
00:23:48,389 --> 00:23:50,389
Saul, you're my people.
574
00:23:53,594 --> 00:23:55,995
Really, 'cause Saul
is my grandfather's name.
575
00:23:55,997 --> 00:23:57,229
Saul Benchman Metermanders.
576
00:23:57,231 --> 00:24:00,332
Okay, that can't be a true story.
Hi, Amy, how are you?
577
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:01,567
Good, what can I get for you?
578
00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:02,868
I will have an almond milk latte.
579
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:04,103
Regular person latte.
580
00:24:04,105 --> 00:24:05,904
Got it, that'll be eight bucks.
581
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:09,875
Do you have cash?
582
00:24:12,380 --> 00:24:17,249
Yes, yes I do, right
here in my wallet.
583
00:24:18,185 --> 00:24:20,052
I'll pay you back later.
584
00:24:20,054 --> 00:24:21,494
That will be wonderful, thank you.
585
00:24:21,555 --> 00:24:24,290
Here is cash from my wallet.
586
00:24:24,291 --> 00:24:25,964
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