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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
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For those of you who
don't go to the movies
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or to the theater
or watch television,
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let me introduce myself.
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My name is Peter O'Toole.
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Quite.
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For one reason or another,
the motion picture
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you are about to watch is
not very clear in parts.
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As a matter of fact, it
was made to demonstrate
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how not to make a motion picture
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and at the same time
win an Academy Award.
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In fact, Solomon
at the front office
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has thought the occasional word
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from me might clarify the plot
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and any other vague
portions of the film.
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In my view, fat chance.
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Still, if you're sitting
comfortably, let us begin.
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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
this is the beginning
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of the journey in
which two brothers,
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Oliver and Stanley Rosenblum,
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make their way to a mythical
place called El Dorado,
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as depicted in the poem
by Edgar Allan Poe.
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But first, they have to appear
at the Las Vegas amphitheater
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for a very strange group.
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Well I hardly know
how to describe.
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Whatever, you'll see.
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Good evening
ladies and gentlemen,
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and welcome to the
Nevada Amphitheater
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in downtown Las Vegas.
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Well here it is the
late '70s going on 1985.
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You know most of the
music we hear today
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is nothing more than
pre-programmed electronic disco.
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We very rarely get
a chance to hear
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master blues men practicing
their craft anymore.
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By the year 2020, the
music known as the blues
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will only exist in the
classical record department
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of your local library.
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So while we still can,
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please welcome from Rock
Island, Illinois the blues music
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of Oliver and Stanley Rosenblum:
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The Jews brothers.
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Shit!
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Get to the Jew boys!
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Sieg Heil!
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I want those Jews
brothers roasting
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on a German spit, yeah.
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This is America
land of the free,
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and I want them
free and over easy.
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Why are we performing
to neo-Nazis, Oliver?
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It was supposed
to be a bar mitzvah, Stanley.
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Whose?
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Do you think they're
firing real bullets at us?
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Does that answer
your question?
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I've been shot!
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Are we going to
the casino, Oliver?
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With what?
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Didn't we get paid
from the last gig?
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I don't think any
California neo-Nazi party
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were interested in paying
for any form of entertainment
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from two Jewish entertainers,
Stanley, do you?
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Maybe not, Ollie.
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Wanna have some fun, huh?
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Hello!
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JJ Hamilton, an
agency for the, hello?
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Hello!
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This can't be a prank
phone call, I.
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Hello?
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JJ Hamilton, Agency
for Gifted People!
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So what about people
without a bullet proof vest?
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What?
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JJ, can you hear me?
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Yeah, I can hear you.
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Who is that?
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It's Oliver Rosenblum.
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- Who?
- Oliver Rosenblum.
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From the Jews brothers.
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Oliver!
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Oliver, how's my
favorite client?
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How's the show going?
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JJ, we were fired at.
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No problem, don't worry.
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Even the best of 'em get
fired once and a while.
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- It happens.
- No, JJ.
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We were shot at.
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Shot at?
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What kind of bat
mitzvah is this?
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There was no bat mitzvah, JJ.
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The roasting these
guys wanted to do
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was of me and Stan.
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Whoa, hold on there, Oliver.
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I got another call.
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JJ, we need to
get some work quick.
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Just a second, okay?
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Just stay on the line,
okay, stay on the line.
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I'm very busy, but I
always have time for you.
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Just stay on the line.
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Hello, hello, hello!
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Agency for the Stars.
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JJ, is that you, you asshole?
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What's wrong, Leslie?
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What's wrong?
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You've done it again.
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I thought you were sending me
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to some kinky Nazi
party convention.
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I get there and this guy
starts giving me shit
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because I tossed my
G-string into the fountain,
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the same time as they dip a
baby's head into the basin.
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How did I know it
was a bat mitzvah?
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I thought the stage was done
for something a little hinky,
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a bit of water sports maybe.
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I don't know about bat mitzvahs.
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I'm a stripper, JJ.
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They wanted a Blues
Brothers tribute act.
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A Jewish which Blues Brothers,
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like those other
assholes you represent?
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Leslie, now Stanley and Oliver
are professional musicians.
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Well it's my pink pussy
that makes you the money.
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Remember that, JJ.
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How am I gonna sing
the blues with my tits?
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Hold on, Lesllie.
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Maybe I can find
ya something else.
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That's it!
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I think I found the
ideal gig for both of ya.
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They want a stripper and a band,
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and I think you can even take
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your half-wit boyfriend with ya.
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Now listen, listen
hard and listen quick.
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I want you to make a
left on route 66, okay?
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That's right near Boon's
Diner and Gas Station,
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but don't be late, they
want you for dinner.
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Okay, Leslie, gotta go.
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Bye bye, bye bye.
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- Mwah!
- JJ!
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Yeah, Oliver, Oliver.
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Oliver, my boy.
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I don't know how you did it,
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but somehow you got mixed
up at Leslie's show.
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Well, I didn't
make the booking.
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No, no you didn't.
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But I think I got a
winner for ya here.
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Are you sure this time?
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Would I lie to ya, Ollie?
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Come on, I got you covered.
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It's the same show as
Leslie, different night.
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Okay, take down the details.
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So, as Oliver and
Stanley get the address
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to their next who in El Dorado,
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unknown to them, someone else
who will cross their path
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is making a surprise
return visit to her husband
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on the other side of town
at a strip club called
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the Vertical Smile.
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Yeah, this is what you
call matrimonial bliss.
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You better come
and do that now.
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What's going on?
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Who is she, Roy?
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What are you
talking about, Darlin?
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Get up.
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You'll need that to take the
taste away before you leave.
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Ah, sweetie pie.
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It was only a
slight indiscretion.
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Come back!
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Meanwhile the boys are finding
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that getting to El
Dorado is not easy,
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even after getting shot at
by neo-Nazis and ex-wives.
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So the question is,
what else can happen?
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What the hell was that?
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We have a flat.
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What, again?
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Now we have the scene
where the spurned wife
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meets our heroes down
that dusty back road
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leading to El Dorado.
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Is she the good
Samaritan they need?
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Ow!
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Where the hell are you going?
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I think I can see something?
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Hoo!
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Who was eating them
goddamned beans again?
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So where the
hell have you been?
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I think I found some help.
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Where?
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There, in the desert.
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There's about 50 of them.
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They look like good ole boys.
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We don't need
any help, Stanley.
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The car's fixed; let's go.
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Shit.
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Well, what's wrong, Ollie?
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We've ran out of gas.
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Looks like we've got a
hole in our tank, Stanley.
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I can fix it, but we
ain't got any gas.
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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You better show me where
those good ole boys are.
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I just hope we don't get raped.
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Well they look all right.
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Well looks can be
deceiving, Stanley.
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They sure can, boys.
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What are these dudes wearing?
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Are they supposed
to be undertakers?
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We're the Jews Brothers.
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Jews Brothers?
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Shit, look more like
the ugly brothers to me.
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You make fun of me,
you ugly son of a bitch?
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My brother will whip your ass.
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Is that a fact?
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He's speaking for himself.
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That's not what
short-stop said,
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is it short-stop?
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Let me have him.
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I could do with the exercise.
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- I'm a lover, not a fighter.
- Good!
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You'll fuck first, then you
can fight for your life.
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- Strip, big boy.
- What?
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You heard the lady.
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Get your duds off.
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You got off lightly, stranger.
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But remember we
don't wanna see you
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around these parts again.
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You understand?
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Yo, Stanley.
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Don't drop rubbish on the floor.
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Aren't we in enough trouble?
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Are you guys lost?
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Well, we've been kidnapped.
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Kidnapped?
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Yeah, it's a long story.
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Could you give us a lift?
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- Where to?
- About 20 miles that way.
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Sure can, why
don't you get on in.
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You boys all
ready for the feast?
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Sure am, Mayor.
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- Sure am.
- Very nice, Tommy.
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What you got there?
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Don't hide it, don't hide it.
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It's nipples, sure enough.
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I like to suck on a
teat now and then.
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Hmm, very tasty.
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Very tasty, isn't
that right, Lemmas?
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But how do you know
they're female?
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They're the ones
without the hair attached,
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can't you tell?
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Well said, Tommy.
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Very well said.
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I do like the taste
of shortbreads.
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Can't beat the sound of
that plop in your mouth
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when you bite in that ball.
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Delicious, eh Lemmas?
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Look, all ready
for the festival.
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You got a nice
little something
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I could take home for my
dinner tonight, Lemmas?
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Hold on.
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What's your fancy, Mayor?
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I bit kinder, you
know how Ma Louise
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likes a nice bit of
lean breast, no fat.
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Coming right up.
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She does carry on
a bit, don't she?
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♪ Dressed in black ♪
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♪ Looking fine ♪
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♪ And walking real smooth ♪
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♪ On the town ♪
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♪ On the prowl ♪
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♪ No way they could lose ♪
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00:17:53,186 --> 00:17:54,185
♪ Here they go ♪
264
00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:55,521
♪ On the way ♪
265
00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,755
♪ You better stay clear ♪
266
00:17:57,757 --> 00:17:58,924
♪ Dressed in black ♪
267
00:17:58,926 --> 00:17:59,992
♪ Looking fine ♪
268
00:17:59,994 --> 00:18:02,728
♪ Now here comes the fear ♪
269
00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:04,530
♪ Here they go, on their way ♪
270
00:18:04,532 --> 00:18:06,932
♪ You'd better stay clear ♪
271
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:08,067
♪ Dressed in black ♪
272
00:18:08,069 --> 00:18:09,134
♪ Looking fine ♪
273
00:18:09,136 --> 00:18:11,569
♪ Now here comes the fear ♪
274
00:18:11,571 --> 00:18:14,443
♪ Dressed in black ♪
275
00:18:43,603 --> 00:18:44,970
Darling!
276
00:18:44,972 --> 00:18:49,140
Nothing was happening, I swear.
277
00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:52,043
Why would I want
anybody but you?
278
00:18:52,045 --> 00:18:55,981
I can see naked girls
any day of the week,
279
00:18:55,983 --> 00:18:58,220
but it's you that makes
me hard, sweet pea.
280
00:18:59,853 --> 00:19:01,153
Come back.
281
00:19:01,155 --> 00:19:02,523
I wanna give you something.
282
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:05,624
Please come back.
283
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:06,291
Ah, don't beg.
284
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:07,161
It sounds pitiful.
285
00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,698
At least let me remember
you the way that you are,
286
00:19:11,565 --> 00:19:13,000
a sniveling little rat.
287
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:16,638
Oh, and by the way sweetheart.
288
00:19:17,972 --> 00:19:20,242
Do you remember that suitcase
you left in the loft?
289
00:19:21,809 --> 00:19:23,809
What suitcase?
290
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,644
Oh, you know darling.
291
00:19:25,646 --> 00:19:27,279
The nice little silver
one in the cupboard
292
00:19:27,281 --> 00:19:29,315
with all the money in it.
293
00:19:29,317 --> 00:19:30,715
Why don't we call it a payoff
294
00:19:30,717 --> 00:19:32,186
for all the years
that I gave you?
295
00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:34,955
Oh, and by the way, Roy.
296
00:19:35,956 --> 00:19:37,191
Goodbye, sweetheart.
297
00:19:50,236 --> 00:19:51,238
You want something, Missy?
298
00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:54,306
Fill up my baby, laughing boy,
299
00:19:54,308 --> 00:19:56,107
and check under
the hood, will you?
300
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,111
Will do.
301
00:19:58,311 --> 00:20:00,178
Is there a packet
of cigarettes there?
302
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:03,281
Just as soon as I've
sorted out your car.
303
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:04,282
Great.
304
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:05,250
You got a wash room?
305
00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:06,751
Out back, wash basin, too.
306
00:20:06,753 --> 00:20:09,253
To cool off in all this heat.
307
00:20:17,665 --> 00:20:19,834
See you got a pussy wagon.
308
00:20:22,436 --> 00:20:24,339
Oh god, what's that smell?
309
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,674
That'll fuck her chances
310
00:20:28,676 --> 00:20:32,310
of getting out of
Death Valley now.
311
00:20:40,987 --> 00:20:41,855
Ugh, god.
312
00:21:36,744 --> 00:21:39,278
Meanwhile, back at the
front of the gas station,
313
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,114
Oliver and Stanley
arrive trying to find
314
00:21:42,116 --> 00:21:45,353
the town of El Dorado and
a dentist for Stanley.
315
00:21:46,352 --> 00:21:48,322
What they really need is a map.
316
00:21:53,994 --> 00:21:55,397
Anyone at home?
317
00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:59,234
Yo, I said is anyone at home?
318
00:22:00,301 --> 00:22:01,336
Maybe we should go?
319
00:22:02,736 --> 00:22:04,168
Go where, Stanley?
320
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,437
We're lost, unless you
know the way to El Dorado?
321
00:22:06,439 --> 00:22:07,940
No.
322
00:22:07,942 --> 00:22:10,309
Stanley, if you don't
know and I don't know,
323
00:22:10,311 --> 00:22:12,310
maybe we should ask
someone who does,
324
00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,345
you know what I mean?
325
00:22:13,347 --> 00:22:14,349
Yeah.
326
00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:20,388
Hey, it's the
Soggy Bottom Boys.
327
00:22:22,055 --> 00:22:23,955
The Soggy Bottom Boys shit.
328
00:22:23,957 --> 00:22:26,290
We're the Jews Brothers
from Chicago, Illinois,
329
00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:29,228
and we're looking for the
town called El Dorado, mister.
330
00:22:29,230 --> 00:22:30,995
You don't know
the way, do you?
331
00:22:30,997 --> 00:22:31,930
You bet.
332
00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:33,464
I was born and bred there.
333
00:22:33,466 --> 00:22:35,466
El Dorado, no town like it.
334
00:22:35,468 --> 00:22:40,475
Anyway, it says here you're
the Soggy Bottom Boys.
335
00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:46,377
Now, Sir, do we look like
the Soggy Bottom Boys to you?
336
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:47,215
You do there.
337
00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:54,488
I think we need
a new agent, Ollie.
338
00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:02,461
Do you have a restroom?
339
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:03,427
What?
340
00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:05,597
I need to have
a pee, you know.
341
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,432
Oh, it's out of order.
342
00:23:07,434 --> 00:23:08,901
Out of order?
343
00:23:08,903 --> 00:23:13,070
Yeah, something
died in there, hoo!
344
00:23:13,072 --> 00:23:15,072
If I don't find
a restroom fast,
345
00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:16,841
something's gonna die here.
346
00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:18,443
I'm sorry, it's locked.
347
00:23:18,445 --> 00:23:20,849
Oh, I'll find somewhere else.
348
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:33,992
So, do you know
where El Dorado is?
349
00:23:33,994 --> 00:23:35,493
You bet.
350
00:23:35,495 --> 00:23:38,496
Well would you like to enlighten
me with your knowledge?
351
00:23:38,498 --> 00:23:40,264
It's about four
miles down the road,
352
00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:43,367
and you'll see a sign
post on the left.
353
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:48,473
You wouldn't
know where to find
354
00:23:48,475 --> 00:23:49,875
a good dentist
around these parts?
355
00:23:49,877 --> 00:23:51,409
I sure do, mister.
356
00:23:51,411 --> 00:23:53,412
That'd be Doc Martin.
357
00:23:53,414 --> 00:23:55,848
He's on your way out there,
358
00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:57,918
around 10 miles the
other side of town.
359
00:23:59,119 --> 00:24:01,185
He's a good sort of
bones, old Doc Martin.
360
00:24:01,187 --> 00:24:02,921
And he won't cost
you much, either.
361
00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:04,092
Thanks!
362
00:24:07,026 --> 00:24:09,126
So where did you go?
363
00:24:09,128 --> 00:24:10,197
I'll tell ya later.
364
00:24:19,473 --> 00:24:21,542
Are you sure this
is the way, Ollie?
365
00:24:22,943 --> 00:24:24,479
That's what it
says on the card.
366
00:24:27,147 --> 00:24:28,416
Oh, my tooth.
367
00:24:34,455 --> 00:24:35,956
I think we found it.
368
00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:51,536
Hey, buddy, we're looking
for the Doc Martin.
369
00:24:51,538 --> 00:24:56,077
Does he live around here?
370
00:25:01,314 --> 00:25:02,282
Who wants him?
371
00:25:04,385 --> 00:25:06,521
My brother needs a
dentist, that's all.
372
00:25:08,955 --> 00:25:10,655
I like you boys,
you pay in cash.
373
00:25:10,657 --> 00:25:13,492
That's a real good way
to start a relationship.
374
00:25:13,494 --> 00:25:18,129
- Will it hurt?
- Ooh, do you want it to?
375
00:25:18,131 --> 00:25:18,966
No!
376
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,567
- Well, you're the customer.
- Ollie!
377
00:25:22,569 --> 00:25:24,202
Nothing to worry
about, my little friend.
378
00:25:24,204 --> 00:25:25,937
I rarely miss that vein,
379
00:25:25,939 --> 00:25:28,272
and if I do, the second
one's on the house.
380
00:25:28,274 --> 00:25:29,509
That's not bad.
381
00:25:35,448 --> 00:25:37,581
Hold 'em down.
382
00:25:43,357 --> 00:25:45,057
Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
383
00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:45,926
Oh, oh, oh!
384
00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:51,430
Ooh!
385
00:25:51,432 --> 00:25:53,065
Hmmm, I got it.
386
00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:53,902
Oh, oh.
387
00:25:57,571 --> 00:25:59,040
Yeah.
388
00:26:01,207 --> 00:26:03,607
Now get down to
the real business.
389
00:26:03,609 --> 00:26:05,245
This is the part I like.
390
00:26:06,647 --> 00:26:09,181
Kind of like digging for gold.
391
00:26:09,183 --> 00:26:11,015
Hell, you never know
what you're gonna find.
392
00:26:13,654 --> 00:26:15,520
I think you'd better
wait in the other room.
393
00:26:15,522 --> 00:26:16,655
That's good.
394
00:26:16,657 --> 00:26:19,023
I get real jumpy around
drills, you know?
395
00:26:19,025 --> 00:26:20,128
Yeah, most people do.
396
00:26:27,033 --> 00:26:28,599
Lots of frillies,
but no money.
397
00:26:28,601 --> 00:26:30,003
Shit, shit, shit!
398
00:26:33,706 --> 00:26:35,240
Bobby phone?
399
00:26:35,242 --> 00:26:36,077
Bobby phone?
400
00:26:41,014 --> 00:26:41,648
What?
401
00:26:42,582 --> 00:26:43,647
Jessica, you bitch.
402
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:45,584
Are you there?
403
00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:47,551
You can't do this to me.
404
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:49,023
It's my fucking money.
405
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:51,725
You know who you're
fucking with!
406
00:26:53,127 --> 00:26:55,159
Wrong number, tough guy.
407
00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:37,569
Don't worry little lady.
408
00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:39,741
I haven't forgot about you.
409
00:27:45,378 --> 00:27:46,214
Oh!
410
00:27:48,115 --> 00:27:49,447
Let me see your breasts!
411
00:27:56,657 --> 00:28:00,261
I love to feel the smooth
texture of your skin.
412
00:28:02,161 --> 00:28:04,495
I like to stroke the smooth skin
413
00:28:04,497 --> 00:28:05,732
and firm breasts.
414
00:28:15,609 --> 00:28:16,707
No!
415
00:28:24,751 --> 00:28:26,651
You smell real good.
416
00:28:26,653 --> 00:28:28,356
You smell like
dead fish up there.
417
00:28:30,189 --> 00:28:31,490
Were you playing
with your boyfriend
418
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:33,795
before I found you on the layby?
419
00:28:38,398 --> 00:28:40,635
You won't be performing
at our festival.
420
00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:43,702
You'll be the main course.
421
00:28:51,244 --> 00:28:53,244
Don't cry, little girl.
422
00:28:53,246 --> 00:28:54,678
Don't cry.
423
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,151
Daddy will only kill
you if you tell a lie.
424
00:28:59,753 --> 00:29:02,790
Let me smell those water
spots between your thighs.
425
00:29:04,457 --> 00:29:07,661
Let me wipe away those tears
from your eyes before you die.
426
00:29:12,832 --> 00:29:14,368
I loved poetry at school.
427
00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:17,105
Can't you tell?
428
00:29:25,745 --> 00:29:26,944
No!
429
00:29:36,389 --> 00:29:37,291
Jessica?
430
00:29:38,457 --> 00:29:39,292
Jessica?
431
00:29:40,927 --> 00:29:41,760
You bitch!
432
00:29:41,762 --> 00:29:43,395
You'll pay for that.
433
00:29:45,465 --> 00:29:47,568
- You'll pay for that.
- No!
434
00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:21,869
Jess?
435
00:30:25,606 --> 00:30:26,440
Jess?
436
00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,208
Jess!
437
00:30:29,342 --> 00:30:30,210
Jessica!
438
00:30:33,946 --> 00:30:35,248
Jessica!
439
00:30:43,724 --> 00:30:45,560
Your boyfriend tastes good!
440
00:30:47,927 --> 00:30:49,263
You want a bite?
441
00:30:50,763 --> 00:30:52,931
Ted, it's Roy.
442
00:30:52,933 --> 00:30:53,768
I need your help.
443
00:30:55,369 --> 00:30:57,772
Something has happened and I
don't know who else to turn to.
444
00:30:59,539 --> 00:31:00,340
Thanks.
445
00:31:12,485 --> 00:31:13,987
What is this shit?
446
00:31:17,657 --> 00:31:18,825
That's better.
447
00:31:24,731 --> 00:31:25,866
Your brother'll be fine.
448
00:31:27,868 --> 00:31:29,770
So were you in
Vietnam or what?
449
00:31:30,736 --> 00:31:32,470
Oh yeah, many moons ago.
450
00:31:32,472 --> 00:31:34,306
I mean, I don't
mean to pry, you know?
451
00:31:34,308 --> 00:31:34,942
No problem.
452
00:31:35,908 --> 00:31:37,445
Oh, so is that you?
453
00:31:38,512 --> 00:31:39,511
Yeah.
454
00:31:39,513 --> 00:31:40,744
Like I said, many moons ago.
455
00:31:40,746 --> 00:31:41,879
You want a beer?
456
00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:43,315
No, thanks.
457
00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:46,984
So, yeah, it's a nice picture.
458
00:31:46,986 --> 00:31:48,555
We were like the Spartan Army.
459
00:31:51,858 --> 00:31:52,726
300 strong.
460
00:31:54,927 --> 00:31:56,464
We could take on anyone.
461
00:32:03,869 --> 00:32:06,404
300 when we started, anyway.
462
00:32:06,406 --> 00:32:08,839
Good men from good families,
463
00:32:08,841 --> 00:32:11,943
ready and willing to
fight for the cause,
464
00:32:11,945 --> 00:32:15,980
fight the good fight, free
the country of communism,
465
00:32:15,982 --> 00:32:18,015
get rid of the reds.
466
00:32:18,017 --> 00:32:20,484
Red, red, fire in the shed.
467
00:32:20,486 --> 00:32:22,921
I'd rather be dead than red.
468
00:32:22,923 --> 00:32:27,928
One by one we fought until
the cause no longer mattered.
469
00:32:28,928 --> 00:32:30,531
We just wanted to stay
alive, whatever it took.
470
00:32:31,398 --> 00:32:33,100
That 300 became 200,
471
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,069
then 100,
472
00:32:36,669 --> 00:32:40,975
then 50, 20, 10, until it
was only two of us left.
473
00:32:43,042 --> 00:32:44,742
By the end of it,
neither of us knew
474
00:32:44,744 --> 00:32:46,845
what we were fighting for.
475
00:32:46,847 --> 00:32:50,013
It wasn't country or cause.
476
00:32:50,015 --> 00:32:52,018
I'm not even sure it
was for ourselves.
477
00:32:53,453 --> 00:32:55,119
I only knew that I
had to keep going
478
00:32:55,121 --> 00:32:59,924
because one day I'd be
back to a place I loved,
479
00:32:59,926 --> 00:33:01,662
a place where my family lived,
480
00:33:02,561 --> 00:33:05,632
a place I called home.
481
00:33:07,067 --> 00:33:09,403
So you still see him or what?
482
00:33:12,738 --> 00:33:14,806
That's what they gave us.
483
00:33:14,808 --> 00:33:15,643
What?
484
00:33:20,813 --> 00:33:22,550
Nice, real nice.
485
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:24,918
It's a pocket watch.
486
00:33:26,686 --> 00:33:28,819
That's what they gave us
for serving our country
487
00:33:28,821 --> 00:33:31,524
for six long years,
a pocket watch.
488
00:33:32,993 --> 00:33:35,796
Guess somebody thought that's
all a man's life is worth.
489
00:33:36,963 --> 00:33:40,033
I guess somebody thought that's
all be need is a timepiece
490
00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:44,871
to watch our life ebb away
with no friends by our side.
491
00:33:52,545 --> 00:33:54,178
Now you boys come back
any time you want.
492
00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:55,847
Yeah, we will.
493
00:34:09,728 --> 00:34:10,728
Hiya, Moses.
494
00:34:10,730 --> 00:34:12,063
Hey.
495
00:34:12,065 --> 00:34:15,469
- You got a whiskey for me?
- Sure thing, Mr. Ted.
496
00:34:18,938 --> 00:34:20,507
Mr. Pickleford back there?
497
00:34:21,775 --> 00:34:23,210
Mr. Roy's out back, detective.
498
00:34:25,145 --> 00:34:26,744
Sure do like that shirt.
499
00:34:26,746 --> 00:34:27,581
Thank you.
500
00:34:29,081 --> 00:34:31,916
You want anything else?
501
00:34:31,918 --> 00:34:35,119
Not anything that
anyone else doesn't want.
502
00:34:52,138 --> 00:34:53,637
Come in.
503
00:34:53,639 --> 00:34:55,739
Ah, Ted.
504
00:34:55,741 --> 00:34:57,741
Thank god you're here.
505
00:34:57,743 --> 00:34:58,578
Sit down.
506
00:35:00,045 --> 00:35:01,246
What's going on?
507
00:35:01,248 --> 00:35:04,616
Are you in trouble
with protection again?
508
00:35:04,618 --> 00:35:06,884
No, it's nothing like that.
509
00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:07,720
It's Jessica.
510
00:35:09,623 --> 00:35:12,223
Ah, that little bitch.
511
00:35:12,225 --> 00:35:13,690
What'd she do this time?
512
00:35:13,692 --> 00:35:16,293
Catch you fucking one
of the other girls?
513
00:35:16,295 --> 00:35:17,529
Of course not.
514
00:35:17,531 --> 00:35:19,197
Well, yes she did,
515
00:35:19,199 --> 00:35:21,068
but that's not what
I'm worried about.
516
00:35:22,636 --> 00:35:23,571
She's gone missing,
517
00:35:26,072 --> 00:35:27,208
but with my fucking money.
518
00:35:28,208 --> 00:35:30,041
You try calling her?
519
00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:32,175
Well why didn't
I think of that?
520
00:35:32,177 --> 00:35:34,177
Of course I tried calling her.
521
00:35:34,179 --> 00:35:37,849
The last time I called her,
was somebody else on the line.
522
00:35:37,851 --> 00:35:39,583
Some strange shit,
523
00:35:39,585 --> 00:35:41,018
and there was a noise.
524
00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:43,820
It was a
funny noise on the line.
525
00:35:43,822 --> 00:35:45,088
What kind of noise?
526
00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:47,592
It sounded like
a chainsaw to me,
527
00:35:47,594 --> 00:35:49,561
and there was this screaming.
528
00:35:49,563 --> 00:35:53,167
Screaming like oh my
god, I can't describe.
529
00:35:54,768 --> 00:35:58,239
Sounded to me like someone
was being hurt real bad.
530
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,242
You know what I think?
531
00:36:02,641 --> 00:36:04,675
I think she's just
fucking with your head,
532
00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:07,110
like she's been doing
for a really long time.
533
00:36:07,112 --> 00:36:09,646
I don't understand why you
don't just kill the bitch
534
00:36:09,648 --> 00:36:11,217
and be rid of her
once and for all.
535
00:36:15,822 --> 00:36:20,224
Yeah, well, I guess you
like to fuck dancers.
536
00:36:20,226 --> 00:36:21,195
Who wouldn't?
537
00:36:22,596 --> 00:36:24,264
The thing is, you
can't marry 'em.
538
00:36:25,264 --> 00:36:26,898
You can fuck 'em all day,
539
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:28,903
but don't put 'em
in your kitchen.
540
00:36:30,235 --> 00:36:33,070
Well thank you for
the information, Ted.
541
00:36:33,072 --> 00:36:34,271
You're welcome.
542
00:36:34,273 --> 00:36:36,340
But that's not why I
asked you to come here.
543
00:36:36,342 --> 00:36:38,076
You see Jessica came back early
544
00:36:38,078 --> 00:36:40,744
from a shopping trip in Reno,
545
00:36:40,746 --> 00:36:43,715
and she found me with
one of the new dancers,
546
00:36:43,717 --> 00:36:45,215
a stupid bitch called Sally.
547
00:36:45,217 --> 00:36:49,152
- That a new girl?
- Yeah, now you wait a minute.
548
00:36:51,257 --> 00:36:53,123
I'm just saying,
I heard a new name
549
00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:55,927
and you know, makes me crazy.
550
00:36:55,929 --> 00:36:57,231
Is that her right there?
551
00:36:59,132 --> 00:37:02,333
You can have Sally as a gift.
552
00:37:02,335 --> 00:37:06,139
I want the bitch
back and my money.
553
00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:08,141
You can fuck her, too,
554
00:37:09,308 --> 00:37:11,210
and I'll hold her down
for you if you like.
555
00:37:13,813 --> 00:37:18,819
Three is a crowd, but I
thank you for the invite.
556
00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,223
Now what else can I do for ya?
557
00:37:24,757 --> 00:37:26,690
I want you to put
a trace on my call.
558
00:37:26,692 --> 00:37:28,358
When you get the
address, you tell me.
559
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,228
I'll do the rest.
560
00:37:36,136 --> 00:37:37,137
All right.
561
00:37:38,737 --> 00:37:40,204
Consider it done.
562
00:38:02,328 --> 00:38:05,866
- You got the meat, boy?
- I sure have here.
563
00:38:09,768 --> 00:38:12,136
Hey, hold it right there.
564
00:38:12,138 --> 00:38:15,172
What the hell have you
been doing to that meat?
565
00:38:15,174 --> 00:38:17,909
I just had a little
fun with it first.
566
00:38:17,911 --> 00:38:21,746
I told you, boy, don't
you play with your food!
567
00:38:21,748 --> 00:38:23,317
Now if you're gonna
fuck something,
568
00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:25,753
make sure it's still alive.
569
00:38:41,801 --> 00:38:44,138
What the goddamn hell is that?
570
00:38:45,404 --> 00:38:46,239
Boons.
571
00:38:48,308 --> 00:38:50,677
Jessica, is that you?
572
00:38:51,911 --> 00:38:55,145
Where the hell did
you get this thing?
573
00:38:55,147 --> 00:38:58,215
I took it from the woman
with the fancy car, Lemmas.
574
00:38:58,217 --> 00:39:00,250
What, not one of them?
575
00:39:00,252 --> 00:39:03,356
No, sir, the bitch
with the yellow Trans Am.
576
00:39:05,759 --> 00:39:07,058
Hey, Steve.
577
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:07,895
It's me, Ted.
578
00:39:08,828 --> 00:39:10,293
You run that trace for me?
579
00:39:10,295 --> 00:39:13,029
Yeah, the signal back
states that the coordinates
580
00:39:13,031 --> 00:39:16,800
for that transmission
is 116.7212,
581
00:39:16,802 --> 00:39:18,936
but it's a little strange, Ted.
582
00:39:18,938 --> 00:39:20,337
Why is that?
583
00:39:20,339 --> 00:39:22,405
Well there's just
no town listed in that area.
584
00:39:22,407 --> 00:39:23,340
There's nothing.
585
00:39:23,342 --> 00:39:24,310
Like absolutely nothing at all.
586
00:39:25,444 --> 00:39:29,248
Well, Steve, I
appreciate the info,
587
00:39:30,516 --> 00:39:32,449
but you need to make sure you
keep everything to yourself.
588
00:39:32,451 --> 00:39:33,985
Do you understand?
589
00:39:33,987 --> 00:39:35,085
Yeah, no problem man.
590
00:39:35,087 --> 00:39:36,055
I owe ya one.
591
00:39:38,324 --> 00:39:40,427
Let's just say that
you're paid in full.
592
00:39:43,830 --> 00:39:45,032
What do you intend to do?
593
00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:51,270
Well, I'm gonna kill the bitch
594
00:39:52,605 --> 00:39:54,806
and whoever else
that bastard was
595
00:39:54,808 --> 00:39:56,275
on the other end of the phone.
596
00:39:58,877 --> 00:40:01,813
Son, do you want somebody
to find out what you're doing?
597
00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:02,547
No, Sir.
598
00:40:02,549 --> 00:40:04,047
Do you want the police to come
599
00:40:04,049 --> 00:40:05,817
and take you away from here?
600
00:40:05,819 --> 00:40:06,453
No, Sir.
601
00:40:09,188 --> 00:40:12,422
Well I don't think we'll be
needing this anymore, do you?
602
00:40:12,424 --> 00:40:13,391
No, Sir.
603
00:40:20,232 --> 00:40:24,270
Boy, I hope you've
learned a lesson today.
604
00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:28,572
Never steal anything
more than you can eat
605
00:40:28,574 --> 00:40:31,541
from those goddamn heathens!
606
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,578
Because they have strange ways
607
00:40:33,580 --> 00:40:36,514
and you don't wanna catch
their strange ways, now do ya?
608
00:40:36,516 --> 00:40:38,248
No, Sir.
609
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:39,884
They are outsiders
610
00:40:39,886 --> 00:40:41,384
and they will remain outsiders.
611
00:40:41,386 --> 00:40:43,119
Do you understand?
612
00:40:43,121 --> 00:40:43,991
Yes, Sir.
613
00:40:48,393 --> 00:40:49,626
Okay, it's all right.
614
00:40:49,628 --> 00:40:51,295
Okay.
615
00:41:07,413 --> 00:41:09,279
The boys get in the
edge of their destination,
616
00:41:09,281 --> 00:41:12,852
not knowing what
fate awaits them.
617
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,190
Look, Ollie, it's El Dorado.
618
00:41:23,962 --> 00:41:27,900
Now this is what we call
in the industry a wild card,
619
00:41:29,368 --> 00:41:32,205
a group of characters the
audience wasn't expecting.
620
00:41:33,438 --> 00:41:36,940
Well within minutes of the
Jews Brothers entering town
621
00:41:36,942 --> 00:41:41,411
comes the sound of
Eduardo's Desert Tours,
622
00:41:41,413 --> 00:41:44,514
only this time his
coach breaks down
623
00:41:44,516 --> 00:41:49,188
with only one place to go other
than the desert, El Dorado.
624
00:41:52,491 --> 00:41:54,460
A huge mistake, Eduardo.
625
00:41:58,998 --> 00:42:00,067
Everybody off.
626
00:42:09,641 --> 00:42:11,308
What the hell is that?
627
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,412
Do you think we made the
right decision coming here?
628
00:42:14,647 --> 00:42:16,549
There was no where
else to go, Stanley.
629
00:42:17,417 --> 00:42:18,518
Why are we stopping?
630
00:42:19,618 --> 00:42:21,985
The bus is broken down
631
00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:24,523
and there isn't another
stop for 300 miles.
632
00:42:26,192 --> 00:42:29,563
It's either here or the desert.
633
00:42:39,205 --> 00:42:40,040
Asshole.
634
00:42:45,578 --> 00:42:46,913
Ladies and gentlemen,
635
00:42:48,214 --> 00:42:52,152
today is the 200th anniversary
of our little town.
636
00:42:53,453 --> 00:42:57,257
So tonight we shall celebrate
at El Dorado's own music hall
637
00:42:58,123 --> 00:42:59,690
with our special guests,
638
00:42:59,692 --> 00:43:01,257
live from California,
639
00:43:01,259 --> 00:43:04,462
the Soggy Bottom Boys
and their tribute act.
640
00:43:04,464 --> 00:43:06,063
Is he talking about us?
641
00:43:06,065 --> 00:43:07,264
JJ's done it again.
642
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:10,034
But we're the Jews Brothers.
643
00:43:10,036 --> 00:43:11,571
Not tonight, we're not.
644
00:43:12,572 --> 00:43:13,573
Hooray!
645
00:43:14,574 --> 00:43:16,706
Come one, come
all, and celebrate
646
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:20,714
with the Soggy Bottom
Boys live at our Old Opry.
647
00:43:23,081 --> 00:43:26,217
Hiya cowboys, line up,
line up, and try you luck.
648
00:43:26,219 --> 00:43:28,052
Shoot a can if you can.
649
00:43:30,355 --> 00:43:33,056
Would you and your daughter
mind to have a try, Sir?
650
00:43:33,058 --> 00:43:35,761
That's my wife,
shorty, not my daughter.
651
00:43:36,828 --> 00:43:38,695
Cheeky little fucker.
652
00:43:38,697 --> 00:43:39,532
I'll show him.
653
00:43:49,741 --> 00:43:51,510
Well done, Daddy!
654
00:43:52,578 --> 00:43:53,580
Good shot, cowboy.
655
00:43:54,781 --> 00:43:57,016
Like I said, that's
what I call shooting.
656
00:44:00,152 --> 00:44:02,555
Been buying in El Dorado
for almost 200 years now.
657
00:44:03,723 --> 00:44:06,090
First settlers came to
this part of the desert
658
00:44:06,092 --> 00:44:09,563
to claim the gold, and
then they decided to stay.
659
00:44:10,830 --> 00:44:12,563
How can I help you, little lady?
660
00:44:12,565 --> 00:44:14,764
Is there still gold here?
661
00:44:14,766 --> 00:44:15,668
Good question.
662
00:44:17,136 --> 00:44:18,237
Some say no,
663
00:44:19,371 --> 00:44:21,137
but I believe that if
you wish hard enough
664
00:44:21,139 --> 00:44:23,340
your dreams could come
true at El Dorado.
665
00:44:23,342 --> 00:44:24,378
Fact!
666
00:44:25,578 --> 00:44:28,047
Some say El Dorado was
discovered by a pirate,
667
00:44:29,181 --> 00:44:30,648
a rogue of the sea.
668
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:35,085
Captain Jake was his name.
669
00:44:35,087 --> 00:44:37,188
Hard drinking,
woman loving pirate
670
00:44:37,190 --> 00:44:39,190
that only cared for the sea.
671
00:44:39,192 --> 00:44:43,427
Like all stories, things didn't
go right for Captain Jake,
672
00:44:43,429 --> 00:44:45,365
and on a night very
similar to tonight,
673
00:44:46,331 --> 00:44:47,534
his ship hit a storm.
674
00:44:49,668 --> 00:44:51,437
He fought the waves!
675
00:44:52,538 --> 00:44:54,608
As his shipped
bobbed on the sea,
676
00:44:55,607 --> 00:44:57,474
like a matchstick on.
677
00:44:57,476 --> 00:44:59,712
Tell me, what
happened to this pirate?
678
00:45:01,147 --> 00:45:04,618
Well, Captain Jake fought
those waves to the bitter end.
679
00:45:05,650 --> 00:45:09,089
When out of the sea came
a monster from hell.
680
00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:14,525
The Kraken appeared.
681
00:45:14,527 --> 00:45:17,728
Some say it stood 1,000
feet, not an inch more.
682
00:45:17,730 --> 00:45:19,163
Well what did he do?
683
00:45:19,165 --> 00:45:20,396
Like
any good Captain,
684
00:45:20,398 --> 00:45:22,366
Captain Jake went
down with his ship
685
00:45:22,368 --> 00:45:25,768
as the Kraken curled,
dragging it under the sea,
686
00:45:25,770 --> 00:45:29,239
along with Davy Jones' locker.
687
00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:30,674
Did he die?
688
00:45:30,676 --> 00:45:31,844
Did the Kraken kill him?
689
00:45:33,346 --> 00:45:34,945
Well we're talking
about Captain Jake, here.
690
00:45:34,947 --> 00:45:37,715
A rogue of the sea, little lady.
691
00:45:37,717 --> 00:45:40,317
As Captain Jake watches
the awful scene,
692
00:45:40,319 --> 00:45:43,353
he knows his destiny
must travel another path.
693
00:45:43,355 --> 00:45:45,458
On that path Captain
Jake traveled.
694
00:46:13,853 --> 00:46:17,190
That's it, go west
yon man, go west.
695
00:46:18,857 --> 00:46:21,224
So what happened next?
696
00:46:21,226 --> 00:46:21,860
Arr!
697
00:46:23,529 --> 00:46:27,598
Now this part is interesting.
698
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,435
Captain Jake walked
for many a moon,
699
00:46:30,603 --> 00:46:31,871
many a day through
the desert sun.
700
00:46:33,471 --> 00:46:35,941
Legend states that Captain
Jake stumbled on this spot
701
00:46:37,543 --> 00:46:40,380
and as his body melted
into the desert,
702
00:46:41,547 --> 00:46:44,918
became an oasis which
later became El Dorado.
703
00:46:46,819 --> 00:46:48,755
And that, little lady,
704
00:46:50,956 --> 00:46:52,826
is the legend of El Dorado.
705
00:46:58,331 --> 00:46:59,797
This ain't no
Blues Club, Ollie.
706
00:46:59,799 --> 00:47:00,800
What are we gonna do?
707
00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:03,833
Oh, what are we gonna do, Ollie?
708
00:47:03,835 --> 00:47:05,703
We ain't no bluegrass
tribute act.
709
00:47:05,705 --> 00:47:07,770
The only song I know is the one
710
00:47:07,772 --> 00:47:10,340
that Daddy used to sing
us when we were kids!
711
00:47:10,342 --> 00:47:12,242
That's a great idea, Stanley.
712
00:47:12,244 --> 00:47:13,844
- Let's do that one.
- What?
713
00:47:13,846 --> 00:47:15,346
Now our very own El Dorado boy
714
00:47:15,348 --> 00:47:20,353
who will be doing a tune
for all you good city folk.
715
00:47:20,953 --> 00:47:23,786
Come on, Tommy, come up.
716
00:47:28,627 --> 00:47:30,930
Bit short for Elvis, ain't he?
717
00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:43,873
I can't hear you.
718
00:47:55,788 --> 00:47:57,020
Bring on the Soggy Bottom Boys,
719
00:47:57,022 --> 00:47:58,257
not this crap.
720
00:48:00,558 --> 00:48:01,625
You can do anything, Tommy.
721
00:48:01,627 --> 00:48:03,761
You can just do anything to me.
722
00:48:09,467 --> 00:48:11,804
Elvis has left the building!
723
00:48:16,475 --> 00:48:18,308
Ladies and gentlemen,
724
00:48:18,310 --> 00:48:19,946
due to popular demand,
725
00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:24,447
we're gonna cut short our
Elvis appreciation tribute
726
00:48:24,449 --> 00:48:26,949
and go straight to the
main act of the evening.
727
00:48:26,951 --> 00:48:28,587
What are you doing?
728
00:48:30,723 --> 00:48:31,791
I have an idea.
729
00:48:32,891 --> 00:48:34,391
Oh, not another one.
730
00:48:34,393 --> 00:48:37,927
All the way form
southern California,
731
00:48:37,929 --> 00:48:42,666
theirs is a tribute act
to end all tribute acts.
732
00:48:42,668 --> 00:48:44,867
They may be from Las Vegas,
733
00:48:44,869 --> 00:48:48,605
but their hearts are
in the deep south.
734
00:48:48,607 --> 00:48:52,679
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Soggy Bottom Boys.
735
00:48:53,712 --> 00:48:55,545
Soggy Bottom Boys!
736
00:48:55,547 --> 00:48:57,348
Soggy Bottom Boys!
737
00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:59,016
Soggy Bottom Boys!
738
00:48:59,018 --> 00:49:00,884
Soggy Bottom Boys!
739
00:49:00,886 --> 00:49:02,820
Soggy Bottom Boys!
740
00:49:02,822 --> 00:49:04,755
Soggy Bottom Boys!
741
00:49:04,757 --> 00:49:06,155
Soggy Bottom Boys!
742
00:49:13,866 --> 00:49:17,701
♪ On the mountain in Virginia ♪
743
00:49:17,703 --> 00:49:21,838
♪ Stands a lonesome pine ♪
744
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,842
♪ Just below is the cabin home ♪
745
00:49:25,844 --> 00:49:29,913
♪ Of a little friend of mine ♪
746
00:49:29,915 --> 00:49:31,882
♪ Her name is June ♪
747
00:49:31,884 --> 00:49:33,983
♪ And very, very soon ♪
748
00:49:33,985 --> 00:49:37,357
♪ She'll belong to me ♪
749
00:49:45,096 --> 00:49:47,366
What's up with the
phones in this place?
750
00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:49,465
None of them work.
751
00:49:49,467 --> 00:49:50,936
That's El Dorado
for you, buddy.
752
00:49:52,138 --> 00:49:53,837
What can I do for ya, stranger?
753
00:49:53,839 --> 00:49:55,938
I need to get my bus fixed.
754
00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,741
You need to see Lemmas.
755
00:49:57,743 --> 00:49:59,675
Who is Lemmas?
756
00:49:59,677 --> 00:50:01,811
He's the butcher
here in these parts.
757
00:50:01,813 --> 00:50:04,181
I need a mechanic,
not a butcher.
758
00:50:04,183 --> 00:50:06,516
It's Lemmas' Chop Shop.
759
00:50:06,518 --> 00:50:08,918
Need anything mechanical
done, that's your man.
760
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,690
You need a lean,
clean, thick steak,
761
00:50:12,525 --> 00:50:13,956
that's your man also.
762
00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:16,029
The man, right.
763
00:50:23,868 --> 00:50:27,871
♪ In the Blue Ridge
Mountains of Virginia ♪
764
00:50:27,873 --> 00:50:29,773
♪ Mountains of Virginia ♪
765
00:50:29,775 --> 00:50:33,976
♪ On the trail of
the lonesome pine ♪
766
00:50:52,964 --> 00:50:57,936
♪ I am a man of
constant sorrow ♪
767
00:51:00,538 --> 00:51:05,444
♪ I've seen trouble
all my days ♪
768
00:51:06,978 --> 00:51:11,984
♪ I bid farewell
to old Kentucky ♪
769
00:51:13,953 --> 00:51:18,958
♪ The place where I
was born and raised ♪
770
00:51:19,991 --> 00:51:24,630
♪ The place where he
was born and raised ♪
771
00:51:26,098 --> 00:51:31,103
♪ For six long years
I've been in trouble ♪
772
00:51:33,538 --> 00:51:38,511
♪ No pleasure here
on earth I've found ♪
773
00:51:39,944 --> 00:51:44,950
♪ For in this world
I'm bound to ramble ♪
774
00:51:47,552 --> 00:51:52,525
♪ I have no friends
to help me now ♪
775
00:51:53,726 --> 00:51:57,197
♪ He has no friends
to help him now ♪
776
00:52:13,578 --> 00:52:18,551
♪ It's fare thee well
my own true lover ♪
777
00:52:20,985 --> 00:52:25,991
♪ I never expect
to see you again ♪
778
00:52:27,592 --> 00:52:32,565
♪ For I'm bound to ride
that northern railroad ♪
779
00:52:34,933 --> 00:52:39,938
♪ Perhaps I'll die
upon that train ♪
780
00:52:41,105 --> 00:52:44,743
♪ Perhaps he'll die
upon that train ♪
781
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:06,031
♪ Maybe your friends think
I'm just a stranger ♪
782
00:53:08,199 --> 00:53:13,205
♪ My face you never
will see no more ♪
783
00:53:15,107 --> 00:53:20,112
♪ But there is one
promise that is given ♪
784
00:53:22,181 --> 00:53:27,186
♪ I'll meet you on
god's golden shore ♪
785
00:53:28,654 --> 00:53:32,257
♪ He'll meet you on
god's golden shore ♪
786
00:53:35,728 --> 00:53:37,996
Oh good, it's about time.
787
00:53:41,699 --> 00:53:43,602
I need to hit the head.
788
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,009
That was the
Soggy Bottom Boys,
789
00:53:51,243 --> 00:53:55,148
all the way from Las Vegas,
just for you good folk.
790
00:54:01,386 --> 00:54:02,154
Dick?
791
00:54:03,087 --> 00:54:04,855
Dick?
792
00:54:04,857 --> 00:54:05,692
Dick?
793
00:54:09,795 --> 00:54:14,801
Dick!
794
00:54:16,701 --> 00:54:19,469
Do you think I could
help her find her dick?
795
00:54:19,471 --> 00:54:21,103
We haven't got time, Stanley.
796
00:54:21,105 --> 00:54:23,040
Aw, but Ollie.
797
00:54:23,042 --> 00:54:27,143
You can't leave a young lady
wanting a dick, can you?
798
00:54:27,145 --> 00:54:28,210
Dick?
799
00:54:28,212 --> 00:54:29,081
Dick!
800
00:54:30,214 --> 00:54:31,715
What's the point
of having a Dick
801
00:54:31,717 --> 00:54:33,784
when you can't find him?
802
00:54:33,786 --> 00:54:35,421
He's never around
when you need him.
803
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:43,328
11:58.
804
00:54:45,163 --> 00:54:46,165
She's gonna die.
805
00:54:47,232 --> 00:54:48,301
She's gonna die, Ted.
806
00:54:49,802 --> 00:54:52,405
Fast and hard, like
sperm hitting the condom.
807
00:54:53,806 --> 00:54:57,273
Well then, I'm
gonna go with you.
808
00:54:57,275 --> 00:54:58,875
There's no need.
809
00:54:58,877 --> 00:55:01,244
Two guns are better than one.
810
00:55:01,246 --> 00:55:02,978
You just wanna fuck my wife.
811
00:55:02,980 --> 00:55:04,213
Yes, I do.
812
00:55:19,931 --> 00:55:22,364
So Ollie, where
do we go from here?
813
00:55:22,366 --> 00:55:24,166
Yo Stanley, if
JJ's got anything
814
00:55:24,168 --> 00:55:25,737
to do with it, who knows?
815
00:55:30,942 --> 00:55:32,011
Ahh, Ollie!
816
00:55:33,011 --> 00:55:33,980
It's an ear!
817
00:55:42,353 --> 00:55:43,786
Back in El Dorado,
818
00:55:43,788 --> 00:55:47,456
Chef Mario gets ready
for the celebration.
819
00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:50,062
Bon appetite, city slickers.
820
00:55:51,295 --> 00:55:52,429
Trying to make a 40
821
00:55:52,431 --> 00:55:54,797
going for a four.
822
00:55:56,235 --> 00:55:57,236
So?
823
00:55:58,302 --> 00:56:00,070
What's cooking, Mario?
824
00:56:00,072 --> 00:56:03,440
My cuisine will be
fit for a king, Mayor.
825
00:56:03,442 --> 00:56:07,811
The meat will just
fall from the bone.
826
00:56:07,813 --> 00:56:09,945
That sounds good, Mario.
827
00:56:09,947 --> 00:56:12,282
We don't want them city
slickers finding out
828
00:56:12,284 --> 00:56:15,152
our little secret
before they need to.
829
00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:18,121
City gourmet.
830
00:56:18,123 --> 00:56:19,225
City gourmet.
831
00:56:29,902 --> 00:56:32,302
Ladies and gentlemen,
832
00:56:32,304 --> 00:56:36,873
Chef Mario brings to you
the bistro resistance
833
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:39,308
in El Dorado cooking!
834
00:56:47,485 --> 00:56:48,518
Voila!
835
00:57:15,246 --> 00:57:17,380
Welcome to Boon's, city folk,
836
00:57:17,382 --> 00:57:19,049
home of the combo.
837
00:57:19,051 --> 00:57:21,985
You gentlemen want anything?
838
00:57:21,987 --> 00:57:24,920
Yeah, give me some black
coffee and cigarettes.
839
00:57:24,922 --> 00:57:27,991
- And some information.
- Information?
840
00:57:27,993 --> 00:57:30,893
Information can cost
you, city slickers.
841
00:57:30,895 --> 00:57:32,497
Tough guys from the big city.
842
00:57:34,433 --> 00:57:37,500
Has a woman in a yellow
Trans Am been through here?
843
00:57:37,502 --> 00:57:39,902
- Nope.
- You sure?
844
00:57:39,904 --> 00:57:44,340
Like I say, boss, no pussy
wagon has come this way.
845
00:57:44,342 --> 00:57:45,442
Pussy wagon?
846
00:57:45,444 --> 00:57:47,309
Now that's a strange
expression to use.
847
00:57:47,311 --> 00:57:49,012
Why did you say pussy wagon?
848
00:57:49,014 --> 00:57:50,246
What?
849
00:57:50,248 --> 00:57:51,915
Pussy wagon, why'd you say it?
850
00:57:51,917 --> 00:57:53,351
Yo, boss, I don't understand.
851
00:57:56,388 --> 00:57:59,021
Now say something
funny, laughing boy.
852
00:57:59,023 --> 00:58:01,925
Yo I don't understand, boss.
853
00:58:01,927 --> 00:58:03,525
Oh, you will.
854
00:58:03,527 --> 00:58:06,096
Like I say, no
one's come this way.
855
00:58:06,098 --> 00:58:07,529
Shut up and stop lying!
856
00:58:07,531 --> 00:58:08,465
Roy!
857
00:58:08,467 --> 00:58:10,400
What's going on?
858
00:58:10,402 --> 00:58:13,402
Now say, wrong
number tough guy.
859
00:58:13,404 --> 00:58:15,307
- What?
- Say it!
860
00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:18,108
Wrong number, tough guy.
861
00:58:18,110 --> 00:58:19,175
Roy, talk to me.
862
00:58:19,177 --> 00:58:22,177
Now say it and then laugh.
863
00:58:22,179 --> 00:58:23,313
Roy, talk to me!
864
00:58:23,315 --> 00:58:24,547
I'm not going crazy.
865
00:58:24,549 --> 00:58:26,650
Say it or I'll blow
your fucking brains out
866
00:58:26,652 --> 00:58:27,717
right here, right now.
867
00:58:27,719 --> 00:58:30,420
Wrong number tough guy!
868
00:58:30,422 --> 00:58:34,991
Now say it and mean
it without the stammer.
869
00:58:34,993 --> 00:58:37,460
Wrong number, tough guy.
870
00:58:38,462 --> 00:58:40,496
You bastard, I
knew it was you.
871
00:58:40,498 --> 00:58:41,730
What have you done
with my money?
872
00:58:41,732 --> 00:58:43,400
Roy, tell me the story!
873
00:58:43,402 --> 00:58:44,967
This is the little fucker
874
00:58:44,969 --> 00:58:47,203
who was on the other
end of the line.
875
00:58:47,205 --> 00:58:48,404
How else would he have known
876
00:58:48,406 --> 00:58:51,407
that she called her
Trans Am a pussy wagon?
877
00:58:51,409 --> 00:58:52,474
Yo money, boss?
878
00:58:52,476 --> 00:58:54,643
Yeah, you're listening now.
879
00:58:54,645 --> 00:58:58,213
Yeah, say you haven't seen
the silver case with my money
880
00:58:58,215 --> 00:59:00,349
before I shoot you
between the eyes.
881
00:59:00,351 --> 00:59:01,684
Money?
882
00:59:01,686 --> 00:59:03,453
Yeah, yeah, money.
883
00:59:03,455 --> 00:59:05,558
A million dollars
of my money, ah!
884
00:59:08,393 --> 00:59:09,228
Uh.
885
00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:12,061
So I'm the little
fucker am I, big boy?
886
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,000
Both of you, raise your hands.
887
00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:21,273
I'm gonna take you out back
and show you my workshop.
888
00:59:24,509 --> 00:59:25,474
Where is she?
889
00:59:25,476 --> 00:59:27,110
Where is who, numb nuts?
890
00:59:27,112 --> 00:59:30,447
You answered the phone,
bitch in the Trans Am.
891
00:59:30,449 --> 00:59:32,148
Pussy wagon lady,
892
00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:34,351
she's gonna be taken care of
893
00:59:34,353 --> 00:59:37,520
just like you and your money.
894
00:59:37,522 --> 00:59:39,521
Your time's coming, freak.
895
00:59:39,523 --> 00:59:41,991
This could be the end of us.
896
00:59:41,993 --> 00:59:43,128
Not again.
897
00:59:50,235 --> 00:59:51,237
Hello, Mayor?
898
00:59:52,503 --> 00:59:54,206
Yeah, it's all sorted.
899
00:59:56,308 --> 00:59:57,540
Okay, Tommy.
900
00:59:57,542 --> 00:59:58,574
That's good, lad.
901
00:59:58,576 --> 01:00:00,312
That's real good.
902
01:00:01,513 --> 01:00:04,549
Just come back when
you clear out there.
903
01:00:05,650 --> 01:00:06,648
Yeah, okay.
904
01:00:06,650 --> 01:00:08,219
I'll come right over.
905
01:00:10,654 --> 01:00:12,322
Are the men ready, Lemmas?
906
01:00:12,324 --> 01:00:13,456
Oh yeah.
907
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,556
Yep, they've already
started rounding up
908
01:00:14,558 --> 01:00:15,759
the coach passengers, Mayor.
909
01:00:15,761 --> 01:00:16,594
Good.
910
01:00:19,498 --> 01:00:21,130
For tonight the clown will rise
911
01:00:21,132 --> 01:00:23,435
and blood will flow in
the streets of El Dorado.
912
01:00:27,772 --> 01:00:30,407
It seems like someone's
been asking some questions
913
01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:32,175
about the little?
914
01:00:32,177 --> 01:00:33,012
Who?
915
01:00:41,619 --> 01:00:42,619
I know him.
916
01:00:42,621 --> 01:00:44,056
Friend or foe?
917
01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:47,357
Now it was a long time ago.
918
01:00:47,359 --> 01:00:48,757
He might have forgotten
about me by now.
919
01:00:48,759 --> 01:00:50,393
Kill him anyway.
920
01:00:50,395 --> 01:00:52,462
Bring back the money
if you can find it.
921
01:00:52,464 --> 01:00:54,400
Meanwhile, we'll
carry on looking here.
922
01:00:55,567 --> 01:00:56,369
Okay.
923
01:00:57,469 --> 01:01:02,441
♪ Hey hey ♪
924
01:01:05,476 --> 01:01:10,482
♪ Hey hey ♪
925
01:01:13,451 --> 01:01:18,456
♪ Hey hey yeah ♪
926
01:01:19,657 --> 01:01:24,663
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
927
01:01:28,165 --> 01:01:33,138
♪ Oh ♪
928
01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:38,308
♪ Hey ♪
929
01:01:38,310 --> 01:01:40,145
♪ Hey ♪
930
01:01:48,619 --> 01:01:50,355
Been a long time, Lemmas.
931
01:01:51,857 --> 01:01:52,824
Too long.
932
01:01:56,127 --> 01:01:58,263
Too many questions,
not enough answers.
933
01:01:59,397 --> 01:02:00,299
There never were.
934
01:02:04,201 --> 01:02:05,136
'Nam was like that.
935
01:02:09,741 --> 01:02:10,676
You want a drink?
936
01:02:16,614 --> 01:02:18,216
I've come here to kill you.
937
01:02:22,654 --> 01:02:24,322
Hell, I know that.
938
01:02:27,424 --> 01:02:28,526
You wanna get ready?
939
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:33,364
Yep.
940
01:02:37,735 --> 01:02:39,237
You got
your timepiece?
941
01:02:41,839 --> 01:02:43,639
Ah, you wanna time this?
942
01:02:43,641 --> 01:02:46,846
- Why not?
- Yeah.
943
01:02:55,819 --> 01:02:58,387
It wasn't supposed
to be like this.
944
01:02:58,389 --> 01:02:59,257
Oh, yes it was.
945
01:03:02,194 --> 01:03:03,395
Yeah, maybe you're right.
946
01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:05,862
300 men go into battle,
947
01:03:05,864 --> 01:03:08,300
- only two came out alive.
- I remember.
948
01:03:09,266 --> 01:03:11,400
Death stamped our passport,
949
01:03:11,402 --> 01:03:13,335
body bags were ordered.
950
01:03:13,337 --> 01:03:14,606
We weren't meant to live.
951
01:03:16,373 --> 01:03:18,308
Only God makes those choices.
952
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:20,009
Religion is for
the weak minded,
953
01:03:20,011 --> 01:03:21,844
men who have nothing
else to live for.
954
01:03:21,846 --> 01:03:22,947
Then what do we got?
955
01:03:26,951 --> 01:03:27,785
Death.
956
01:03:33,391 --> 01:03:34,293
Time check.
957
01:03:45,636 --> 01:03:50,208
11:58 and 20 seconds.
958
01:04:13,331 --> 01:04:14,963
You found anything?
959
01:04:14,965 --> 01:04:16,699
I've
ripped the car apart,
960
01:04:16,701 --> 01:04:18,737
but I can't find
anything, Mayor.
961
01:04:30,614 --> 01:04:32,614
The bitch hid the
money somewhere.
962
01:04:32,616 --> 01:04:35,317
Maybe she hid it
in the desert, Mayor?
963
01:04:35,319 --> 01:04:36,953
Maybe, or maybe
she did give it
964
01:04:36,955 --> 01:04:39,725
to the dentist for safekeeping?
965
01:04:51,402 --> 01:04:54,939
Citizens of El Dorado,
it's time to dance.
966
01:05:08,786 --> 01:05:11,788
Back at Lemmas'
slaughter house,
967
01:05:11,790 --> 01:05:15,326
Tommy cleans up what
is left of Jessica
968
01:05:16,460 --> 01:05:19,031
before he takes
care of our heroes.
969
01:05:20,565 --> 01:05:25,070
Oh dear, Jessica has got
herself into a frightful mess.
970
01:05:28,873 --> 01:05:29,806
Am I dreaming?
971
01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:32,942
Depends.
972
01:05:32,944 --> 01:05:34,844
On what, fat boy?
973
01:05:34,846 --> 01:05:36,878
If you're having
my type of dreams.
974
01:05:38,750 --> 01:05:42,888
You know my daddy always wanted
me to go to cookery school?
975
01:05:44,054 --> 01:05:45,788
But what do I want
with gourmet cooking
976
01:05:45,790 --> 01:05:48,527
when I could have
food like this?
977
01:05:50,362 --> 01:05:53,061
Do you know where
this came from?
978
01:05:53,063 --> 01:05:55,797
Some rich bitch
with a smooth pussy
979
01:05:55,799 --> 01:05:59,037
that used to sit her ass
on a yellow Trans Am.
980
01:06:01,406 --> 01:06:03,373
She's a Barbie doll!
981
01:06:03,375 --> 01:06:05,511
I know 'cause I found her.
982
01:06:09,813 --> 01:06:11,780
Well, Soggy Bottom Boys,
983
01:06:11,782 --> 01:06:13,516
it looks like it's your time
984
01:06:13,518 --> 01:06:15,851
'cause the whole town
needs sandwiches.
985
01:06:33,804 --> 01:06:35,904
Now ain't that a bit of luck?
986
01:06:35,906 --> 01:06:37,909
Not a gunslinger in sight.
987
01:06:39,476 --> 01:06:43,549
Maybe Oliver and Stanley will
finally escape El Dorado.
988
01:06:44,949 --> 01:06:47,953
Whoop, on the other hand.
989
01:06:58,096 --> 01:07:00,862
Mayor, the Soggy
Bottom Boys are escaping!
990
01:07:00,864 --> 01:07:01,998
Escaping?
991
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,166
Goddammit, I want them dead.
992
01:07:04,168 --> 01:07:06,501
Real dead.
993
01:07:06,503 --> 01:07:11,509
We gotta go kill these
sons of bitches, now.
994
01:07:27,859 --> 01:07:31,494
Now this is what
we call a finale.
995
01:07:31,496 --> 01:07:33,795
Riveting, isn't it?
996
01:08:08,967 --> 01:08:11,032
Don't even think
about it, Stanley.
997
01:08:11,034 --> 01:08:12,804
Well, it's another fine mess.
998
01:08:15,572 --> 01:08:16,872
- Break!
- What?
999
01:08:16,874 --> 01:08:18,741
I said break!
1000
01:08:18,743 --> 01:08:20,611
Ollie look, it's the Mayor.
1001
01:08:37,829 --> 01:08:40,232
Look,
Stanley, it's the car.
1002
01:08:45,069 --> 01:08:48,970
So Ollie, where's
the next gig?
1003
01:08:48,972 --> 01:08:52,043
- I better phone JJ.
- Ah, yeah.
1004
01:09:11,728 --> 01:09:13,362
So what the hell you
got there, Stanley?
1005
01:09:13,364 --> 01:09:15,765
Well you know that Trans Am
1006
01:09:15,767 --> 01:09:18,768
at the back of the
diner near the washroom?
1007
01:09:18,770 --> 01:09:20,038
- Yeah?
- Well in there,
1008
01:09:20,972 --> 01:09:22,708
do you want me to take it back?
1009
01:12:32,929 --> 01:12:35,333
What's so wrong with my food?
1010
01:12:36,299 --> 01:12:38,003
What's wrong with my food?
1011
01:12:39,169 --> 01:12:40,304
Did I add too many spices?
1012
01:12:42,572 --> 01:12:44,405
I don't know.
1013
01:12:44,407 --> 01:12:46,111
I want to be a chef.
1014
01:12:49,179 --> 01:12:50,182
Aye!
1015
01:12:55,152 --> 01:12:57,418
What's wrong with my cooking?
1016
01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:59,320
What's wrong with my cooking?
1017
01:12:59,322 --> 01:13:02,293
Please, God, tell me,
what am I doing so wrong?
1018
01:13:06,230 --> 01:13:10,035
Ladies and gentlemen,
that is the end.
1019
01:13:13,507 --> 01:13:14,898
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