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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:04:35,875 !!!a2zRG!!! Movie Encoded By CooL GuY 2 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:39,916 Every time we men are blamed that we are liars, 3 00:04:39,916 --> 00:04:42,750 cheaters and dishonest. 4 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,291 Whereas the truth is that we poor men... 5 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:48,125 ...are victims of a very big conspiracy. 6 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,583 Right from the first lesson in school... 7 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:53,583 ...we are wrongly taught and lied to. 8 00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:55,916 We are mis-taught. 9 00:04:55,916 --> 00:04:59,708 Where we are taught that A stands for apple. 10 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:02,375 B for ball. 11 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,875 C for cat. 12 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:15,041 Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE. 13 00:05:15,041 --> 00:05:17,000 After coming here we find out that... 14 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:38,875 A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for... 15 00:05:38,875 --> 00:06:01,416 Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for... 16 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:05,166 And do you know what C stands for? C stands for... 17 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,708 I am sure they got the point. 18 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:10,250 Right? 19 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,875 So basically, during these last few days of college... 20 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:17,000 we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place... 21 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,333 where we study the real A B C whole heartedly. 22 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:25,416 With true dedication and with our full body. 23 00:06:25,416 --> 00:06:29,333 And we try that after all our efforts and hard work, 24 00:06:29,333 --> 00:06:34,541 we definitely get an F. 25 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:49,208 Applause. 26 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:52,125 Go boys, go and practice. 27 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,708 Come on. Come on. 28 00:06:53,708 --> 00:07:52,875 Come on. Come on. 29 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:56,500 I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class... 30 00:07:56,500 --> 00:08:00,250 but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her. 31 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:02,458 Meet... 32 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:04,166 Hi Meet... 33 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,833 Bye Meet. 34 00:08:05,833 --> 00:08:12,500 Oh crap, Marlo. 35 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,000 How are you my cheeseballs? 36 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,916 I miss you, I love you. 37 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:18,916 Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me. 38 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:23,333 Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years! 39 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,000 Just once put your straw and drink from it. 40 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,166 You idiot She is not a coconut! 41 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,083 She is a lemon. 42 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,416 Then have lemon water. 43 00:08:29,416 --> 00:08:32,500 You both stop your coconut and lemon water! 44 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,250 There's a fruit salad waiting there for us. 45 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:37,083 Let's go. 46 00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:56,000 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 47 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:02,291 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 48 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:08,000 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 49 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,541 The world has reached the Moon 50 00:09:11,541 --> 00:09:18,166 While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 51 00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,000 The world has reached the Moon 52 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,541 While you're afraid to even come on the terrace 53 00:09:24,541 --> 00:09:31,041 Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love 54 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:37,416 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 55 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:43,791 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 56 00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:49,750 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 57 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:55,875 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 58 00:09:55,875 --> 00:10:02,000 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 59 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,625 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 60 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:11,500 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 61 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:15,250 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 62 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:18,250 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 63 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,416 You're hot You're like a shot of fun 64 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:24,291 Shower your fun on us too 65 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,708 You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol 66 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,791 Give a sip or two to the thirsty 67 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:37,416 Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world 68 00:10:37,416 --> 00:10:43,625 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 69 00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:50,041 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 70 00:10:50,041 --> 00:11:16,875 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 71 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:25,750 My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 72 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:32,416 My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath 73 00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:35,625 Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination 74 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,500 Today I am in full mood, My queen! 75 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:41,916 You know it So do I... that 76 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,666 Youth never comes back again 77 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:51,625 Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight 78 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:57,916 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 79 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:04,333 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 80 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:10,291 O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me 81 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:16,583 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 82 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:46,875 You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup 83 00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:51,958 Today is the last day for ABC... 84 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,916 and henceforth I will not stand... 85 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:55,708 What? 86 00:12:55,708 --> 00:13:03,541 In this campus. 87 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:14,916 But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F. 88 00:13:14,916 --> 00:13:44,375 Never fear when Hardik is here. 89 00:13:44,375 --> 00:13:47,708 Why did you hit me? 90 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:50,916 Because all crime is a kind of disease.. 91 00:13:50,916 --> 00:13:53,625 ...and should be treated as such... 92 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,000 Mahatma Gandhi... 93 00:13:55,000 --> 00:14:02,250 It means every crime is a disease and curing it is necessary. 94 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:06,708 And now I will cure your disease for the next five years. 95 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:10,041 Who are you to cure me? 96 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:12,000 Robert Pareira. 97 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:23,916 Your new principal. 98 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:27,583 I am sorry, sir. I am a good student, sir. 99 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,375 I am sorry, 100 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:39,541 I am sorry, please forgive me. 101 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:50,916 I am sorry, please forgive me. 102 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:54,875 With such pride you put a cover over her umbrella. 103 00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,958 Now even I want to see 104 00:14:56,958 --> 00:15:02,250 if you are really telling the truth or fooling that girl. 105 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:09,291 No sir. 106 00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:21,000 This is known as, fine words butter no parsnips. 107 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,125 Henceforth, if any student... 108 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:33,000 ...is seen flirting with any female student... 109 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:41,125 he will be tied to this tree, naked, just like this boy. 110 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:46,416 And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 111 00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:48,416 It means, 112 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:58,958 when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 113 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,833 Thank God, the new Principal came on our last day here. 114 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:03,875 Just think, 115 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:06,458 if he was here during our year then what would've happened? 116 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:07,583 Yes. 117 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,458 We escaped. 118 00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:15,875 Poor students! Their next five years in college will be heck. 119 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,041 But even after leaving college... 120 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:20,875 ...our life will still be like college life! 121 00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:49,500 One big party. 122 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,958 Drink it, please! 123 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:55,041 Take this hand out and put this in your mouth. 124 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:59,750 Why are you not drinking? 125 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,333 I gave you one work and you cannot do that also properly. 126 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,333 If Pappu is not drinking milk, how is it my mistake? 127 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,166 Did you shake it properly? 128 00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,375 Yes Mamta, I have shaken it properly. 129 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,041 Anyways ever since Pappu's birth... 130 00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,958 ...I have become an expert in shaking it. 131 00:17:10,958 --> 00:17:12,958 Give it to me. 132 00:17:12,958 --> 00:17:13,916 It is so hot! 133 00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:16,916 Do you want to burn my baby's mouth? no wonder he is not drinking. 134 00:17:16,916 --> 00:17:18,166 Wait I will cool the milk. 135 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,458 Yes, go. 136 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,041 You cannot do anything properly. 137 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:26,083 I wish I had used a condom that night. 138 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:33,166 Keep quiet! How much will you cry? 139 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:33,916 Hello. 140 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,000 Where are you? 141 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,916 Ever since you've become a father you are nowhere to be found. 142 00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,916 What can I tell you. 143 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,416 The day you will become a father... 144 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:47,750 you will know the pleasure of having a son. 145 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,083 Well you are very lucky. 146 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,583 Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight? 147 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,375 Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank. 148 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,291 But will you be able to leave office so early? 149 00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,166 Of course I will. 150 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:04,666 This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office. 151 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:08,666 She is the boss but I rule. 152 00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:13,166 Bye. 153 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,666 Where is madam? 154 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:20,000 She is in her boss's cabin, as always. 155 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,875 It is just so... 156 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,416 It's so hot. 157 00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:27,125 So cute. 158 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:35,916 Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it. 159 00:18:35,916 --> 00:18:42,000 Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you. 160 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,083 Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday. 161 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:52,166 I just want to swallow it. 162 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,166 Sir, have a banana. 163 00:18:54,166 --> 00:19:00,000 Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you. 164 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:08,458 Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever. 165 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,583 No, Meet will never agree. 166 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,000 No my lady, you are mistaken. 167 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,125 He hasn't seen it yet. 168 00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:22,250 Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it. 169 00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:29,416 I'm telling you, he just love it. 170 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:32,250 What did you do? Have you gone mad? 171 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,291 You were playing with a dog! 172 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,041 Yes. 173 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,500 Oh...f... 174 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,416 You! I mean you dog... 175 00:19:39,416 --> 00:19:42,291 Why did you kick me? 176 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:46,333 Sir, I... 177 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,625 Sir, it's your banana's mistake. 178 00:19:48,625 --> 00:19:50,291 It is my banana's mistake! - Yes. 179 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,750 You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place. 180 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:57,333 I slipped and you got kicked. 181 00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:00,125 Why did you enter my cabin? 182 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:03,000 I have some urgent work. I have to leave early. 183 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Is it some official work? 184 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,250 No, personal. 185 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:09,083 One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work. 186 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,708 But baby... - Mr Meet, 187 00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,666 this is an office, not your house. 188 00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:16,458 Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss. 189 00:20:16,458 --> 00:20:17,791 Do you get it? 190 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,541 Now you can leave. - Out. 191 00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:22,000 And take this with you. 192 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,041 Out. - Out. 193 00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,333 Got a banana. 194 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,166 I don't know what they think of themselves. 195 00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,416 They think I am a slave. 196 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:42,750 They won't grant me leave! 197 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,416 I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not. 198 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:54,750 I hope so. 199 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,291 He is working. 200 00:20:55,291 --> 00:20:56,833 He is working, thank God! 201 00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:01,875 Nice. 202 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,125 Sex, twice a day. 203 00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:07,041 You've to write, male or female, not number of times. 204 00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,625 Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off. 205 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:24,000 Sext... Next... 206 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,291 What are you looking at uncle? 207 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,125 Hands up. 208 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,791 No one will move from their place. 209 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,458 You fool, put your hands up. 210 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,666 Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it. 211 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,958 If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them. 212 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,583 Take the cash. 213 00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:41,708 Put all the cash in this bag. 214 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,166 Hurry up! - Yes. 215 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:49,375 Did anyone see who robbed the bank? 216 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,916 Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank. 217 00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:55,500 Is that so? 218 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,500 Yes. 219 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,416 Father. 220 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:02,416 Did you see who robbed the bank? 221 00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:05,500 No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything. 222 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:10,708 Is that so? You too have seen everything! 223 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:13,000 Thank you sir. 224 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,125 Problem solved. 225 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:25,291 Hurry up! Put all the cash inside. 226 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,958 Sit straight. 227 00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:29,916 Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you. 228 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:38,333 Hurry up! 229 00:22:38,333 --> 00:23:42,375 Oh God! 230 00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:43,750 Who rang the alarm? 231 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:48,666 Leave the money. The police will be here. Run! 232 00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:52,541 Guys, they have gone. 233 00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:58,250 And we have come. 234 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:02,166 Mr. Prem, how are you feeling after stopping this bank robbery? 235 00:24:02,166 --> 00:24:04,000 I cannot share my feelings with you. 236 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,541 I have to go. 237 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:06,791 Mr. Prem, one more question. 238 00:24:06,791 --> 00:24:09,708 If you ask me one more question, my feelings will touch the ceiling. 239 00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:10,583 I have to go. 240 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,375 But Mr. Prem... 241 00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:13,750 Prem, what about our boy's night out? 242 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,541 Forget the boy's night out, I want to go in. 243 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,875 In? 244 00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:18,833 I am very happy today. 245 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:23,541 What you did today has made the entire Chawla family proud. 246 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:26,708 Sit here. That was nothing. 247 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:30,666 You will know what you should be truly proud of, today... 248 00:24:30,666 --> 00:24:37,041 my darling Tulsi. You are looking so juicy. 249 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:40,541 Tulsi, I need you in the kitchen. 250 00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:43,125 I have to go, mom-in-law is calling me to make dal. 251 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,541 And I have to make rice too for father-in-law. 252 00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:47,000 Here this Chawla is ready to ride on you 253 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,125 and you are worried about the rice. 254 00:24:49,125 --> 00:24:51,250 I am sorry. I will come back immediately. 255 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:52,458 No! 256 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,750 Mom, you take rest. I will do it. 257 00:24:54,750 --> 00:25:04,166 Okay. 258 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:08,041 Come. 259 00:25:08,041 --> 00:25:10,666 The dal is ready and bread is also ready. 260 00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:13,500 But now I cannot stay away from you anymore. 261 00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:16,500 Come to me my chicken, Come to me 262 00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:19,041 Tulsi, come and teach Chhotu. 263 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:21,083 What do you have to teach Chhotu? 264 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,875 Tomorrow is Chhotu's biology exam. 265 00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,791 His grades were low in the previous test. 266 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:28,625 It's the rule of gravity, what goes up must come down. 267 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:30,666 Nothing can stay up for long. 268 00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:31,625 Do you understand? 269 00:25:31,625 --> 00:25:32,625 I have to go. 270 00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:34,041 I will come back soon. 271 00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:36,541 No, no, no. 272 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:37,958 You go, I will teach him. 273 00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:43,916 Thank you. 274 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:45,583 Come. 275 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,500 Come my chicken. 276 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,458 I'm done teaching him. 277 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:51,541 Due to this family, I've forgotten your biology. 278 00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:55,333 Now it's enough. I don't care who calls, you will not go. 279 00:25:55,333 --> 00:26:00,500 Because I have a sexy surprise for you. 280 00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,625 Don't go anywhere. 281 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:19,291 I will come back right away. 282 00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:22,666 What is sister-in-law's cat doing here? 283 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:31,125 Come Pussy, come here. 284 00:26:31,125 --> 00:26:50,750 Surprise! 285 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:59,000 Oh God! 286 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,291 Leave me. - Leave him! 287 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:03,250 Leave me. 288 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:06,458 Help help! 289 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:13,000 Leave him. 290 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,583 No. 291 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:23,041 Look at Nanga Gang's horrific act. 292 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:27,333 They have terrorized this country! 293 00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:31,333 The members of this gang enter people's houses. 294 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:35,291 They enter their bedroom, take off their clothes... 295 00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:38,458 and rape the sleeping women throughout the night. 296 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:41,625 And disappear in morning. 297 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,166 For more details about this gang... 298 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:47,958 ...keep watching this channel on your TV... 299 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:54,000 if you care about your sister, daughter and wife. 300 00:27:54,000 --> 00:28:00,583 Where is my wife? 301 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:01,625 Hello. 302 00:28:01,625 --> 00:28:03,000 Yes Meet, tell me. 303 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,458 Unnati, where are you? 304 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:06,958 I am in my boss's house. 305 00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,791 This is the fifth time in this week 306 00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:11,000 that you went to your boss's house for a meeting after office hours. 307 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,083 What is going on? 308 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,333 What can I do? 309 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,583 Work is work. 310 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:15,625 I will be late. 311 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:17,000 Bye. 312 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,041 Hello... 313 00:28:19,041 --> 00:28:21,000 She disconnected the call! 314 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,375 Boss...DK. 315 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:27,250 More than a boss he looks like the leader of Nanga gang to me. 316 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:36,375 Today I will catch them red-handed. 317 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:39,041 What a car! 318 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,041 He is earning so much! 319 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:43,416 He bought a new BMW! 320 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:55,166 I wish this BMW was mine. 321 00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:58,791 My wife is a cheat. 322 00:28:58,791 --> 00:29:02,666 She is cheating on me. 323 00:29:02,666 --> 00:29:07,375 You are pouring petrol on my life. 324 00:29:07,375 --> 00:29:35,875 See what I pour in your car. 325 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:37,833 BMW... 326 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:38,541 Hello. 327 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:41,916 Meet, where are you? 328 00:29:41,916 --> 00:29:42,750 I am... 329 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,458 I have good news for you. 330 00:29:44,458 --> 00:29:46,291 Boss has given me a surprise. 331 00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,583 He is very happy with my work and so, 332 00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:52,041 he has gifted me a brand new BMW. 333 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:55,000 I am coming home in the car We both will go for a long drive. 334 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:59,708 Okay, bye. 335 00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:16,458 BMW! 336 00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:17,750 Don't cry. 337 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:20,041 Everything will be fine. 338 00:30:20,041 --> 00:30:24,041 Nothing will be fine, dad. 339 00:30:24,041 --> 00:30:30,416 Don't say that. 340 00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:35,250 Sir, what do you think? Can we save it? 341 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:42,333 We can save it but I don't think that he will be able to stand again. 342 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,875 She, not he. 343 00:30:44,875 --> 00:30:51,541 My pussy is a female. 344 00:30:51,541 --> 00:30:54,000 What did my cat do to you? 345 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,708 She always let you play with her Pussy. 346 00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,916 If something happens to her pussy... 347 00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:02,125 I will never forgive you. 348 00:31:02,125 --> 00:31:04,166 Darling. 349 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,833 Everyone is concerned about Pussy! 350 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:12,416 No one is concerned about what the cat did! 351 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:14,041 What are you doing? 352 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:19,041 Even the pets are having sex. 353 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:22,916 Pappu, don't cry so much. 354 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,916 Go to sleep. 355 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,250 What happened to my baby? 356 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:53,583 Why are you crying? 357 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:58,041 Yeah! I have become taller. 358 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:43,958 I am a disco dancer. 359 00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:45,041 Did Pappu go to sleep? 360 00:32:45,041 --> 00:32:45,791 Yes. 361 00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:47,041 Very good. 362 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:50,916 I haven't been able to enjoy because of Pappu. 363 00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:56,375 But tonight, I will enjoy. 364 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,916 No. 365 00:32:57,916 --> 00:33:01,500 Aren't you ashamed of talking like this in front of Pappu? 366 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,750 Was Pappu downloaded from Google? 367 00:33:03,750 --> 00:33:07,666 Pappu came into this world because of all this. 368 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,958 I've waited for a long time. 369 00:33:10,958 --> 00:33:14,083 Please allow me to proceed. 370 00:33:14,083 --> 00:33:15,625 Please. 371 00:33:15,625 --> 00:33:17,708 Okay, I will go and freshen up. 372 00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:32,666 Okay. 373 00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:34,083 Oh my! 374 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:39,041 Who is there? 375 00:33:39,041 --> 00:33:39,750 Who are you? 376 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,666 Do I look like Salman Khan? 377 00:33:41,666 --> 00:33:44,625 I am a thief. I have come here to rob. 378 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:46,666 Did you get today's date only? 379 00:33:46,666 --> 00:33:48,000 Should I have taken an appointment? 380 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,333 Lower your voice. 381 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,500 Why? - Pappu will wake up. 382 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:56,083 After so long I got some time to be with my wife. 383 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:56,833 Get out! 384 00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,125 Shall I wake up Pappu? 385 00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,333 Do one thing. - What? 386 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:05,875 Take whatever you want without making any noise. 387 00:34:05,875 --> 00:34:13,958 Thank you. 388 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:18,791 Hurry up. 389 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,083 Go. - Thank you. 390 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,250 Listen... - What? 391 00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,291 Take him along with you. 392 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,250 I am a thief, 393 00:34:23,250 --> 00:34:25,333 not running an orphanage to take this child along with me. 394 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:26,916 We will meet again. All the best. 395 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:30,000 Again? 396 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,583 Baby, I am here. 397 00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:34,708 Oh God, I missed you so much. 398 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:42,083 Tonight, its just going to be the two of us. No one else. 399 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:44,000 Oh God, Pappu... 400 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,125 Pappu, oh God. 401 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,083 May I come in Doctor? 402 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:54,375 Come in. 403 00:34:54,375 --> 00:34:56,333 Please sit. 404 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,708 What is your problem? 405 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:03,250 Doctor, give me some medicine to avoid pregnancy. 406 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:08,458 Pregnancy... 407 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,083 Take this condom. 408 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:12,291 Anyways it is of no use to me. 409 00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:17,708 Should I have this with milk or water? 410 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:18,791 With a banana! 411 00:35:18,791 --> 00:35:20,125 Have it with a banana. 412 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:24,333 Yes, because alone, it is of no use. 413 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:25,625 Thank you doctor. 414 00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:26,625 Have fun. 415 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:35,166 I will. Thank you doctor. 416 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,375 You scared me. 417 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:37,625 What are you and Pappu doing here? 418 00:35:37,625 --> 00:35:39,583 I came here to tell you that there has been a theft in the house. 419 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,083 I know. - What? 420 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,125 What? 421 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,000 How do you know? 422 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,416 You just told me that there was a theft in the house. 423 00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:47,875 Let's lodge a complaint with the police. 424 00:35:47,875 --> 00:35:48,583 Complaint... 425 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:50,625 you are concerned about Pappu the whole day! 426 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:53,750 If you had taken care of the house and me... 427 00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:56,625 there wouldn't have been any thefts. 428 00:35:56,625 --> 00:36:00,541 Hello. 429 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:01,375 Hello. 430 00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:06,875 Mr. Amar, I am speaking from Sluts. 431 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:07,833 Can we talk later? 432 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,791 No, you misunderstood me. 433 00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:11,708 I mean, 434 00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:17,083 Shri Lalchand University of Technology and Science. SLUTS in short. 435 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:21,583 Today the world uses BBM language, so in short form. 436 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:22,708 What is it? 437 00:36:22,708 --> 00:36:26,708 To celebrate our college's 25th anniversary... 438 00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:29,250 we are organizing a reunion week. 439 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:34,791 You and your family are invited to join us in a week-long celebration. 440 00:36:34,791 --> 00:36:36,625 Wow! That's amazing! 441 00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:40,291 This means, a week-long opportunity to enjoy college life once again! 442 00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:42,083 Yes. So are you coming? 443 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:47,083 I will definitely come. 444 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:50,416 I love SLUTS. - What? 445 00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,500 SLUTS. SLUTS. 446 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,708 Confirm. 447 00:36:54,708 --> 00:37:01,708 Baby, I got a call from my college. There is reunion next week. 448 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:04,291 We will have lots of fun. 449 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,125 We will get a break from work and also, 450 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:09,625 get to spend time with each other. 451 00:37:09,625 --> 00:37:12,083 Meet, I am very upset. 452 00:37:12,083 --> 00:37:16,125 I will kill whoever did this to my car. 453 00:37:16,125 --> 00:37:17,833 Don't curse him so much. 454 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:22,000 If I catch hold of him... 455 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,083 By the way, 456 00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:25,833 next week I have to go to Turkey with my boss to attend a meeting. 457 00:37:25,833 --> 00:37:28,000 A big deal has to be finalized. 458 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,458 So I can't come. 459 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,958 What do you mean? Why can't you come? 460 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,791 Next week Pappu has to get his vaccinations. 461 00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,666 Get it cancelled. We will get it done after two weeks. 462 00:37:35,666 --> 00:37:37,875 We cannot cancel the appointment. 463 00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:40,500 Mom has chest congestion from last one week. 464 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,708 We have got this appointment with great difficulty. 465 00:37:42,708 --> 00:37:44,750 Have you taken the responsibility of the entire family? 466 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,250 Brother and sister-in-law are also there. 467 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,500 Sister-in-law has gone to meet her parents along with pussy. 468 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:55,833 And your brother is too busy at work. 469 00:37:55,833 --> 00:38:01,958 That means her job is more important to her than me! 470 00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:06,500 Pappu! Pappu! Pappu! I am fed up with Pappu. 471 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:11,791 My Tulsi is for everyone except me. 472 00:38:11,791 --> 00:38:17,250 Her father named her Mamta and she is taking her name too seriously. 473 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:18,625 Yes. - Yes. 474 00:38:18,625 --> 00:38:20,541 Tell me one thing. 475 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:25,333 Why do wives forget the Kama sutra after marriage? 476 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:30,000 The families are not so joint even in Suraj Barjatya's movies. 477 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,416 As soon as the day comes to an end, 478 00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:34,583 heroine indicates the hero to meet her alone. 479 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:38,708 But my wife says, I will go and come back right away. 480 00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:51,083 Have a cashewnut. - Thank you. 481 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:58,125 Friends, I have an idea! I have a grand idea! 482 00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:02,875 Since past six years, we are living like loyal dogs! 483 00:39:02,875 --> 00:39:05,750 Like loyal husbands. - Same thing. 484 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:10,125 We have believed that A stands for apple, 485 00:39:10,125 --> 00:39:14,166 B stands for ball and C stands for cat. 486 00:39:14,166 --> 00:39:18,791 We've also agreed that everyone has a heart. 487 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:26,166 But our wives have kicked us instead of loving us. 488 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:32,708 Now we three will go to the college reunion, and that too alone. 489 00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:37,416 And again, we will do A B C D whole heartedly... 490 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:40,416 so that we get F all day long. 491 00:39:40,416 --> 00:39:43,458 F - F 492 00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:46,000 We will have so much fun... 493 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,541 that the world will be amazed! 494 00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:53,708 That the world will be amazed! - That the world will be amazed! 495 00:39:53,708 --> 00:40:28,125 So, SLUTS, here we come. 496 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:29,708 Hey guys, are you ready to have fun? 497 00:40:29,708 --> 00:40:30,500 No. - No. 498 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:37,125 We are ready to have great fun. 499 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,000 What's up guys? 500 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,000 Long time. 501 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Hi guys. 502 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,083 You don't remember my name. - Sorry dear. 503 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,375 No problem. It happens. 504 00:40:47,375 --> 00:40:48,541 Let's play a game. 505 00:40:48,541 --> 00:40:49,041 Okay. 506 00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:50,125 First my wife... 507 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:52,291 ...will give you a hint to her name and you have to guess it. 508 00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:53,750 Then I will give... 509 00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:54,416 What? 510 00:40:54,416 --> 00:40:55,791 Hint. - Yes. 511 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:57,375 Come on darling, start. 512 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,083 Okay. 513 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:02,833 Should I wear my name or take it of? 514 00:41:02,833 --> 00:41:04,500 Panty. 515 00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,000 What? 516 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,833 Diana Panty. 517 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:08,750 Her name is Payal. 518 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:10,875 Her name is Payal. - Oh Payal. 519 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:14,083 Now my turn. 520 00:41:14,083 --> 00:41:19,000 Shall I give it in the hand or in the mouth? 521 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,291 Your name was not so vulgar. 522 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,458 Prasad. 523 00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:27,000 Oh, Prasad! - Prasad. 524 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,625 Prasad, Panty... I mean Payal... 525 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:30,833 It's time for our flight. 526 00:41:30,833 --> 00:42:01,083 Come on. 527 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,375 Excuse me. 528 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:10,291 Yeah. - Yeah. 529 00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:12,083 Excuse me. 530 00:42:12,083 --> 00:42:32,458 Sorry. 531 00:42:32,458 --> 00:42:35,250 Excuse me, what is the time? 532 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,875 Bra panties. 533 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,833 I mean... 12:35 534 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,125 Twelve thirty five in english. 535 00:42:41,125 --> 00:43:47,000 Okay honey. - Yes. 536 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:51,666 Oh no. 537 00:43:51,666 --> 00:43:53,583 Please forgive me sister. - What are you doing? 538 00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:55,500 Leave me. Someone might see us together. 539 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:58,500 Leave me! 540 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:14,583 Oh crap! 541 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:16,458 Rakhi! 542 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:18,250 Disgusting. 543 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:25,041 Oh God! 544 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:29,125 A veil! 545 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,083 Shutter down. 546 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:33,750 There is no A B or C... 547 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,375 All are walking around holding their D in their hand. 548 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,333 Yes. 549 00:44:36,333 --> 00:44:40,000 Hey, wait. 550 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,458 Why isn't any girl in our college wearing short dresses? 551 00:44:46,458 --> 00:44:48,000 Why are the boys behaving 552 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,666 as though they will be killed if they look at a girl? 553 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:50,583 Yes. 554 00:44:50,583 --> 00:44:55,500 Because if anyone is caught looking at a girl... 555 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:58,958 their punishment will be worse than death. 556 00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:06,250 Look there. 557 00:45:06,250 --> 00:45:09,125 That means principal Robert is still the principal here. 558 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:11,125 Oh crap. - Yes. 559 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:17,750 Six years ago, a boy named Hardik had inaugurated this tree. 560 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,666 The next day he was admitted to the mental asylum. 561 00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:25,416 I've heard that he is still there. 562 00:45:25,416 --> 00:45:31,125 You mean, the students are still hanged naked on this tree! 563 00:45:31,125 --> 00:45:32,583 No. 564 00:45:32,583 --> 00:45:41,333 Due to the fear of Principal Robert, since last six years... 565 00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:45,000 no student has tried to break his rule. 566 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,333 So no student was required to be tied to this tree. 567 00:45:49,333 --> 00:46:05,791 Since six years this tree has been waiting for its next prey. 568 00:46:05,791 --> 00:46:12,541 No sir, no, please sir, we made a mistake. 569 00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:17,958 And where the offence is, let the great axe fall. 570 00:46:17,958 --> 00:46:19,416 It means, 571 00:46:19,416 --> 00:46:25,333 when required, punishment needs to be administered for wrongs done. 572 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:31,041 No. - No. 573 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:34,125 Thank God! 574 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:37,541 Is Principal Robert on campus today? - No. 575 00:46:37,541 --> 00:46:42,625 He has gone to Yorkshire for three days to attend a conference. 576 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:46,583 But his loyal soldier is still on-guard. 577 00:46:46,583 --> 00:47:10,458 Look there. 578 00:47:10,458 --> 00:47:12,000 What are you doing? 579 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,083 I'm pulling them out. 580 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:15,666 What will happen by pulling out plants? 581 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,041 Everything is ruined! 582 00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:26,000 Principal Robert's terror is still ruling over the college. 583 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,375 Rose mam! 584 00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:30,625 She is not Rose mam. She is fully clothed. 585 00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:32,708 She is Rose mam! 586 00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:34,000 Rose mam... 587 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,666 Rose mam... 588 00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:37,458 Hello mam. - Rose mam! 589 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:38,041 Hello. 590 00:47:38,041 --> 00:47:41,250 How are you? 591 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:45,666 I am fine. 592 00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:47,958 Prem, what are you looking at? 593 00:47:47,958 --> 00:47:50,166 Mam, during our college days, 594 00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:54,041 there was water flowing from this fountain here. 595 00:47:54,041 --> 00:48:00,708 Since last six years all the taps of this college have dried up. 596 00:48:00,708 --> 00:48:05,750 Don't know when there will be drops of water falling all around. 597 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:10,000 When everything will be wet again. 598 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:16,625 When will it start raining and everything will be upright. 599 00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:20,541 Prem, let's go to the office and complete the registration. 600 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:25,833 Yes mam. 601 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:46,791 Don't know about the statue but Prem's tap is now on. 602 00:48:46,791 --> 00:49:03,166 Wow. 603 00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,916 Did you recognize her? - Who? 604 00:49:04,916 --> 00:49:05,625 Marlow! 605 00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:06,666 What are you saying? 606 00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:09,750 Didn't you see her face? - You were looking at her face! 607 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:12,416 Do you remember, during college days... 608 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,625 Marlow was crazy about you. She wanted you to put... 609 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:20,000 your straw in her coconut of love and drink from it. 610 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,375 Mangoes ripen but here, coconuts have ripened! 611 00:49:24,375 --> 00:49:30,000 She is sthunning. - Stunning! 612 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,208 Marlow! 613 00:49:33,208 --> 00:49:34,750 Hi. 614 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:38,625 Meet, I don't believe it. You've changed so much. 615 00:49:38,625 --> 00:49:40,708 You too have changed so much. 616 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,916 Oh you noticed. 617 00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:45,791 Of course! How can I not notice? 618 00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:48,500 It is said that the great wall of China is... 619 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:51,875 the only wonder that can be seen even from space. 620 00:49:51,875 --> 00:49:55,500 Now two more wonders are added to that list. 621 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,375 How sweet. 622 00:49:57,375 --> 00:49:59,000 How are you? 623 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,666 Fine. - Where is Mrs. Meet? 624 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:13,125 She is at home. I came alone. 625 00:50:13,125 --> 00:50:19,708 Is it hard, being alone? 626 00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:23,875 Yes it is hard, being alone. 627 00:50:23,875 --> 00:50:29,458 Do you want to get rid of your loneliness? 628 00:50:29,458 --> 00:50:36,708 Yes teacher. 629 00:50:36,708 --> 00:50:41,500 Then report to my private tuitions at 9 o'clock. 630 00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:45,458 I will wait for you. 631 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:48,916 Yes teacher, yes teacher, yes teacher. 632 00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:54,541 I love my teacher, I love my teacher I love my teacher. 633 00:50:54,541 --> 00:50:56,625 What are you doing now-a-days? 634 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,791 I have two big milk factories. 635 00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:02,083 Milk... factories... 636 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:04,791 Yes, if you are free tonight at 9, 637 00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:07,666 I will give you a tour of both my factories. 638 00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:10,333 And I will give it to you for free. 639 00:51:10,333 --> 00:51:11,625 What? 640 00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:13,625 Milk. - Milk. 641 00:51:13,625 --> 00:51:17,750 Sure, I will surely drink it. I mean, I will surely come. 642 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,791 Okay, see you at 9. 643 00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,416 Bye. 644 00:51:21,416 --> 00:51:22,791 See you. 645 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:35,041 Yes! 646 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:38,375 Both of you will get to drive a Ferrari tonight. 647 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,583 But I will still have to ride a hand cart. 648 00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:43,166 Don't worry. You too will find someone. 649 00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:43,916 Yes. 650 00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:46,083 Till then, you celebrate our lottery. 651 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,375 Let's have a beer. 652 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,500 I have beer but don't have an opener. 653 00:51:49,500 --> 00:52:10,750 Shall I open it? 654 00:52:10,750 --> 00:52:12,291 Give it to me. 655 00:52:12,291 --> 00:52:33,125 Take. 656 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:34,125 Take. 657 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:37,250 Give it to me. 658 00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:55,583 Can I help you with something else? 659 00:52:55,583 --> 00:52:59,041 I am Mary, current student of this college. 660 00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:01,166 I have been given the duty to... 661 00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:04,791 ...make sure you are properly taken care of. 662 00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:07,833 Amar... 663 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:13,416 You... 664 00:53:13,416 --> 00:53:16,625 I will need your ID card for registration. 665 00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:19,458 ID card is in my bag. 666 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:22,125 You take out the ID card. Meanwhile, I will clean the beer. 667 00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:23,166 Okay? 668 00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:27,625 Okay. 669 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,583 It is good that Amar also found a girl. 670 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:33,333 Yes. 671 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:36,166 It is not opening. 672 00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:38,875 Just put a little pressure, it will open. 673 00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:42,750 Okay. 674 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:44,916 She is totally into him! 675 00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:49,375 Go easy. Now slowly take out whatever you want. 676 00:53:49,375 --> 00:53:55,916 Okay. 677 00:53:55,916 --> 00:54:10,416 Hand... 678 00:54:10,416 --> 00:54:19,000 Rope? 679 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,791 Are you also seeing what I am seeing? 680 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:25,416 Yes. 681 00:54:25,416 --> 00:54:27,541 What is this rope for? 682 00:54:27,541 --> 00:54:31,666 For drying washed clothes. 683 00:54:31,666 --> 00:54:45,333 So long! 684 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,958 Gas chamber! 685 00:54:46,958 --> 00:54:49,875 What is this? 686 00:54:49,875 --> 00:54:51,666 It's a pesticide. 687 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:56,083 You know how many insects are there in this area? 688 00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,375 He's right. 689 00:54:58,375 --> 00:55:03,541 May you get attacked by them! 690 00:55:03,541 --> 00:55:05,125 Umbrella. 691 00:55:05,125 --> 00:55:07,125 Why did you take out the umbrella? 692 00:55:07,125 --> 00:55:09,041 I had packed it with so much effort. 693 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:13,125 How have you managed to put such big things in such a small place? 694 00:55:13,125 --> 00:55:15,166 This is also an art. 695 00:55:15,166 --> 00:55:17,000 He is a very big artist. 696 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,250 He is not an artist, he is a pervert! 697 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:24,041 Oh my God! A rat! 698 00:55:24,041 --> 00:55:25,958 Rat. 699 00:55:25,958 --> 00:55:27,833 If you aren't alert, 700 00:55:27,833 --> 00:55:31,083 these rats enter anywhere mistaking it as their home. 701 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,250 But this is dead. 702 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:35,458 If it enters the wrong place, it will die. 703 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:41,333 Throw it away. 704 00:55:41,333 --> 00:55:45,458 Rat. 705 00:55:45,458 --> 00:55:47,375 Did you smoke Amar's hookah? 706 00:55:47,375 --> 00:55:52,791 Yes. Did you? - Yes. 707 00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:55,583 Sir, this is not allowed here. 708 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,583 What? 709 00:55:56,583 --> 00:56:00,541 If you get caught, the principal... tree... 710 00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:02,291 Tree... 711 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,083 put it back in. 712 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:05,125 No, no. 713 00:56:05,125 --> 00:56:06,916 Put it inside. 714 00:56:06,916 --> 00:56:08,083 It is not going inside. 715 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:15,458 Push it in. 716 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:17,708 Sorry sir. Did it hurt? 717 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,750 No, I enjoyed it. 718 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:29,916 Is that so? Then enjoy this. 719 00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:33,083 I can't find what I'm looking for. 720 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:37,666 Peep inside. 721 00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:46,583 Okay. 722 00:56:46,583 --> 00:56:49,041 Head in the pot. 723 00:56:49,041 --> 00:56:53,000 I got it! 724 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,750 I got the ID card. 725 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,291 Thank God. 726 00:56:57,291 --> 00:57:01,500 Amar keeps his ID card so deep inside? 727 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:07,291 Let's go, I can't watch it anymore. 728 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:09,458 What are you doing tonight? 729 00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:12,708 Nothing. 730 00:57:12,708 --> 00:57:14,666 Do you want to play a game? 731 00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:18,000 Game. I love game. 732 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:30,375 Okay, then see you at 9. 733 00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:31,791 Since when did you become so kinky? 734 00:57:31,791 --> 00:57:33,291 I'm not kinky. 735 00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:36,125 Do you have a backside or a backyard? 736 00:57:36,125 --> 00:57:39,250 She was continuously taking things out of your backside. 737 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:43,250 She was taking out things from this bag. 738 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:46,291 Bag! 739 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:48,833 We were going crazy outside. 740 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:52,375 We are not going crazy. The girls here are going crazy. 741 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,833 Tonight we will make it rain. 742 00:57:55,833 --> 00:57:57,333 We will. - We will. 743 00:57:57,333 --> 00:58:00,666 And we will blossom three new flowers. 744 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:08,791 Blossom flowers. - Blossom flowers. 745 00:58:08,791 --> 00:58:10,500 What happened? 746 00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:12,333 I will change and come back. 747 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:15,125 Darling, when you have to take off your clothes... 748 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,416 what is the point in wearing them? 749 00:58:17,416 --> 00:58:43,500 I will wear such clothes that you will enjoy taking them off. 750 00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:46,375 Come on baby. 751 00:58:46,375 --> 00:59:23,750 African instrument. 752 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:25,583 Are you naughty boy? 753 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:26,625 Yes teacher. 754 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:28,125 Should I punish you? 755 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,875 Yes please, teacher. 756 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:32,625 Then remove your clothes and stand up on the bed. 757 00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:35,000 Yes. Good teacher. I like my teacher. 758 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:45,583 I like my teacher. 759 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:51,666 Tonight, this man will love you with full force. 760 00:59:51,666 --> 00:59:55,666 First, put on man force. 761 00:59:55,666 --> 01:00:00,166 Of course, how can I forget my force? 762 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:05,166 Use it and enjoy life. 763 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:11,833 Come on. 764 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:15,916 Baby... 765 01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:18,875 Are you sure that your parents are not at home? 766 01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,916 They are not home. That's why... 767 01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:25,583 It's perfect... superb... 768 01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:30,458 So tell me, who is your daddy? 769 01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:31,791 You are my daddy. 770 01:00:31,791 --> 01:00:35,833 So tell me, who is your daddy? 771 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:36,916 You are my daddy. 772 01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:42,125 So tell me louder. Who is your daddy? 773 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:46,375 You are my daddy. 774 01:00:46,375 --> 01:00:48,666 Oh baby... 775 01:00:48,666 --> 01:00:53,125 Tonight, shall I take you to the moon or stars? 776 01:00:53,125 --> 01:01:36,000 I will be able to decide only after seeing your rocket. 777 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,458 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 778 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:42,791 There's fire in your attitude baby 779 01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:46,000 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 780 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,041 There's fire in your attitude dude 781 01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:52,375 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 782 01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:56,041 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 783 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:59,458 Come on, let's lock this deal 784 01:01:59,458 --> 01:02:02,875 Come on, let's lock this deal 785 01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:06,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 786 01:02:06,083 --> 01:02:36,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 787 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:39,500 On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 788 01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,666 break all the limits and come, my love 789 01:02:42,666 --> 01:02:46,166 Don't tease me like this first please me 790 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:55,708 by doing something unique, my love 791 01:02:55,708 --> 01:02:59,375 On the turning of the heart Leave shyness aside 792 01:02:59,375 --> 01:03:02,291 break all the limits and come, my love 793 01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:06,125 Don't tease me like this first please me 794 01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:08,875 by doing something unique, my love 795 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:12,375 Lets take a fun filled ride and Let our hearts get satisfied 796 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:16,083 Let the love reach new heights Come, let's bet on it 797 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:19,375 Come on... 798 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:22,791 Come on, let's lock this deal 799 01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:26,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 800 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:56,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 801 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:59,416 You're beautiful, you're elegant 802 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:02,791 You're a little mean too, oh my love 803 01:04:02,791 --> 01:04:06,000 You're also sly and electrifying 804 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:16,041 You're excellent, oh my love 805 01:04:16,041 --> 01:04:19,500 You're beautiful, you're elegant 806 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:22,750 You're a little mean too, oh my love 807 01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:26,083 You're also sly and electrifying 808 01:04:26,083 --> 01:04:29,000 You're excellent, oh my love 809 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,375 You're just like me May this whole world go to heck 810 01:04:32,375 --> 01:04:36,083 Let's do tit for tat in love 811 01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:39,416 Come on, let's lock this deal 812 01:04:39,416 --> 01:04:42,833 Come on, let's lock this deal 813 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:46,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 814 01:04:46,083 --> 01:04:49,458 Come on, let's lock this deal 815 01:04:49,458 --> 01:04:52,791 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 816 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:56,000 There's fire in your attitude baby 817 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,416 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 818 01:04:59,416 --> 01:05:02,375 There's fire in your attitude dude 819 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:05,708 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 820 01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:09,416 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 821 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:12,791 Come on, let's lock this deal 822 01:05:12,791 --> 01:05:16,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 823 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,458 Come on, let's lock this deal 824 01:05:19,458 --> 01:05:22,791 Come on, let's lock this deal 825 01:05:22,791 --> 01:05:26,041 Come on, let's lock this deal 826 01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:29,375 Come on, let's lock this deal 827 01:05:29,375 --> 01:05:32,583 Come on, let's lock this deal 828 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:36,083 Come on, let's lock this deal 829 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:39,458 Come on, let's lock this deal 830 01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:44,041 Come on, let's lock this deal 831 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:46,291 Oh crap! My husband has come. 832 01:05:46,291 --> 01:05:49,041 Husband! - Oh crap! 833 01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:50,958 Oh crap! My brother. 834 01:05:50,958 --> 01:05:52,750 Milkman. 835 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:53,666 I don't want milk. 836 01:05:53,666 --> 01:05:54,875 Come on baby. 837 01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:58,916 No stupid, my brother. 838 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,666 Oh god! My dad. 839 01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:03,750 Oh baby, this daddy is ever ready. 840 01:06:03,750 --> 01:06:07,750 No stupid! My real dad is here. 841 01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:15,333 Real dad! 842 01:06:15,333 --> 01:06:17,916 Is he your husband? - Yes. 843 01:06:17,916 --> 01:06:24,291 Oh crap. 844 01:06:24,291 --> 01:06:37,750 Oh crap. 845 01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:38,541 What? 846 01:06:38,541 --> 01:06:40,708 Why did he have to be your daddy? 847 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,791 Couldn't you find someone else? 848 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,666 You stupid. 849 01:06:44,666 --> 01:06:46,916 Robert is here. 850 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:49,833 She is Robert Pareira's wife! 851 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:52,583 He will strip me naked and kill me. 852 01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:55,500 Oh I am already naked. 853 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,750 Is he your brother? 854 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,791 Yes. 855 01:06:57,791 --> 01:06:58,291 Oh crap. 856 01:06:58,291 --> 01:06:59,291 I am dead. 857 01:06:59,291 --> 01:07:00,666 Oh crap. 858 01:07:00,666 --> 01:07:02,583 She turned out to be the daughter of this demon. 859 01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:03,166 Oh God! 860 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:06,000 He will kill me. 861 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,625 He will hang me on the tree. 862 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:11,333 No, he will put the entire tree up my... 863 01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:17,666 Oh God. 864 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:18,708 What are you both doing here? 865 01:07:18,708 --> 01:07:20,875 I was going to ask you both the same question. 866 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:22,291 This is teacher Rose's house. 867 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:22,708 What? 868 01:07:22,708 --> 01:07:25,000 This is Marlow's house too. 869 01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,833 This is Mary's house too. 870 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:31,250 It means Rose, Mary and Marlow... 871 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:38,708 are the wife, sister and daughter of Principal Robert. 872 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,291 We came here to do A B C... 873 01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:43,083 now we will get, D for death... 874 01:07:43,083 --> 01:07:47,333 and J for... 875 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:51,375 We were happy at home. Who asked us to have... 876 01:07:51,375 --> 01:07:54,416 grand fun? 877 01:07:54,416 --> 01:08:06,083 Rose, Mary, Marlow. 878 01:08:06,083 --> 01:08:07,541 Rose, 879 01:08:07,541 --> 01:08:10,666 why weren't you opening the door? 880 01:08:10,666 --> 01:08:11,708 What is this? 881 01:08:11,708 --> 01:08:14,000 Sorry darling, I was in deep sleep. 882 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:15,083 Yes dad, me too. 883 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:15,958 Me too, brother. 884 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,125 But you were supposed to come after two days? 885 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:20,125 How did you come back today? 886 01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:21,250 Why? 887 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:23,166 Do you have a problem with me coming back soon. 888 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,083 No dad, not at all. 889 01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:30,750 Brother, we are very happy to see you. 890 01:08:30,750 --> 01:08:35,875 I have a feeling that all of you are lying to me. 891 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:41,250 A lie can be beautifully dressed... 892 01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:48,208 but the truth is always stark naked. 893 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:50,333 Where are your pants? 894 01:08:50,333 --> 01:08:51,708 I left it in the room. - Oh crap. 895 01:08:51,708 --> 01:09:01,750 So did I. - Oh crap. 896 01:09:01,750 --> 01:09:03,750 Who is it? 897 01:09:03,750 --> 01:09:05,166 Brother, there is no one there. 898 01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:35,750 How is it possible? I just heard some noise. 899 01:09:35,750 --> 01:09:38,083 Brother, What you are looking for? 900 01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,458 There is nothing here. 901 01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,833 Well, then is it in your room? 902 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:42,875 No Robert. 903 01:09:42,875 --> 01:09:44,958 Listen carefully... 904 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:49,250 If you are lying to me then the outcome will be very bad. 905 01:09:49,250 --> 01:10:13,458 Darling, you have to trust us. 906 01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:39,000 I think there is something... 907 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,583 Whom does this pant and t-shirt belong to? 908 01:10:42,583 --> 01:10:44,208 What is going on here? 909 01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:47,041 I don't know whose clothes are these. 910 01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:58,375 I swear on our mother. 911 01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:23,333 No control. 912 01:11:23,333 --> 01:11:27,583 Now you will also say that you don't know whose clothes are these. 913 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:48,875 Daddy I swear on God, I don't know whose clothes are these. 914 01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:52,541 Rose, you too! 915 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:55,000 Nanga gang... 916 01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,458 Nanga gang! 917 01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:59,208 Yes, these are the clothes of the same gang. 918 01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:01,166 Yes, she is right. 919 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:05,625 Yes dad, oh my God! That means if you hadn't knocked on the door... 920 01:12:05,625 --> 01:12:07,833 then our lives would've been ruined. 921 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:10,958 Run. 922 01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:11,916 Who is it? 923 01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:12,750 Nanga gang. 924 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,500 Nanga gang. You fool... 925 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:17,166 Wait. 926 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,583 Who is it? 927 01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:33,791 Who is it? Stop... 928 01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:34,833 Oh crap. - What happened? 929 01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:36,541 I think my husband has come. Run! 930 01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:37,000 Run. 931 01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,125 My pant. - Oh crap! Run! 932 01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:42,791 Run. - Let me at least wear my pants. 933 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,583 Run. 934 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:49,500 One minute, I'm your husband! 935 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:54,000 Then why are you asking me to run? 936 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000 Tell me. 937 01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:01,541 If you are my husband then why are you running out? 938 01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:11,625 Actually... 939 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:13,625 Run! Death is coming. 940 01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,916 Let's catch the first flight home. 941 01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:17,041 Our luggage. 942 01:13:17,041 --> 01:13:19,875 Forget the luggage or we will be dead. 943 01:13:19,875 --> 01:13:21,250 What do you mean? 944 01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:29,000 Run! 945 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:33,583 Stop! 946 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:43,083 Let's go. Airport. Go! Go! 947 01:13:43,083 --> 01:13:47,166 Hey! Stop. 948 01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:51,083 Stop! I say stop! Call police! 949 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:54,291 I haven't done anything and yet I'm in trouble. 950 01:13:54,291 --> 01:13:55,750 You too didn't do anything? 951 01:13:55,750 --> 01:13:58,708 You mean, all three of us haven't done anything. 952 01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:00,208 That means we didn't do anything, 953 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:03,000 yet now we will have to pay the tax under the principals axe. 954 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,750 But tax is on income... 955 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,416 and in our case there was no in or come. 956 01:14:06,416 --> 01:14:08,833 Hope you haven't left anything in your pants? 957 01:14:08,833 --> 01:14:09,875 Yes I have left. 958 01:14:09,875 --> 01:14:10,333 What? - What? 959 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:11,250 Condom. 960 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:12,708 He didn't mean that. 961 01:14:12,708 --> 01:14:14,375 Have you left something like wallet, I card? 962 01:14:14,375 --> 01:14:15,541 Nothing. 963 01:14:15,541 --> 01:14:16,291 Thank God! 964 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:25,375 What are you listening? Drive faster. 965 01:14:25,375 --> 01:14:31,416 Come. Let's go. 966 01:14:31,416 --> 01:14:41,125 Oh no. 967 01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:43,416 He will kill us. 968 01:14:43,416 --> 01:14:56,458 Yes, he has come here with coffins to take our dead bodies. 969 01:14:56,458 --> 01:14:58,791 Abraham Lincoln has said... 970 01:14:58,791 --> 01:15:00,541 I have always found... 971 01:15:00,541 --> 01:15:05,375 mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice. 972 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:14,541 It means, forgiveness is greater than punishment. 973 01:15:14,541 --> 01:15:20,041 But they three hadn't celebrated their honeymoon... 974 01:15:20,041 --> 01:15:29,041 in his house, with his family. 975 01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:32,375 If they had, he too would've done the same thing that... 976 01:15:32,375 --> 01:15:36,625 I am going to do with the three of you. 977 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:40,875 Run! 978 01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:43,541 No! No! - Sir, there is some misunderstanding. 979 01:15:43,541 --> 01:15:45,875 We don't know your wife, sister and daughter. 980 01:15:45,875 --> 01:15:49,000 We don't even know Abraham Lincoln. 981 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,708 We don't even know who John Abraham is. 982 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:53,583 Yes. 983 01:15:53,583 --> 01:16:01,833 If you are not those three who tried to sleep with my wife, Rose... 984 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:07,541 daughter Mary and, Sister Marlow... 985 01:16:07,541 --> 01:16:12,083 then what are you doing at the airport at mid-night? 986 01:16:12,083 --> 01:16:15,416 Sir, we are... 987 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:17,583 Sir. Please. 988 01:16:17,583 --> 01:16:20,916 Please. We haven't done... - Now go and answer to God. 989 01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:23,291 No sir, please forgive us. - We have not done anything. 990 01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:27,375 Darling... 991 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:30,958 Hi. - Hi. 992 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:34,375 Yes. We came here to receive our wives. 993 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:35,833 Darling... - Baby... 994 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:37,875 Mamta. - Unnati. 995 01:16:37,875 --> 01:16:39,916 Tulsi. 996 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:41,666 Thank God, you came! 997 01:16:41,666 --> 01:16:45,958 I've never missed you so much. 998 01:16:45,958 --> 01:16:52,041 I would have died without you. 999 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:57,625 If you hadn't reached on time... 1000 01:16:57,625 --> 01:16:59,708 Don't cry. Now we are safe. 1001 01:16:59,708 --> 01:17:09,041 Yes. 1002 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:14,541 That's so sweet and romantic. 1003 01:17:14,541 --> 01:17:16,666 Who is he? 1004 01:17:16,666 --> 01:17:21,041 He is our Principal Robert. 1005 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:21,958 Rose's husband. 1006 01:17:21,958 --> 01:17:22,791 Yes. 1007 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:23,833 Mary's father. 1008 01:17:23,833 --> 01:17:25,250 Marlow's brother. 1009 01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:25,875 Marlow? 1010 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:26,791 Rose? - Mary? 1011 01:17:26,791 --> 01:17:29,166 No no Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1012 01:17:29,166 --> 01:17:31,416 Whether its Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1013 01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:33,666 or Marlow, Rose, Mary... 1014 01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,166 How does it make a difference? 1015 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:37,375 It's all the same. 1016 01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,041 Right? 1017 01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:42,000 But one second, we came here to give you a surprise. 1018 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:47,125 Then how did you all know that we were coming here today? 1019 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:49,083 How did you know that they were coming? 1020 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:50,541 Sir... 1021 01:17:50,541 --> 01:17:53,250 It's my mistake. 1022 01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:54,458 How? 1023 01:17:54,458 --> 01:17:56,958 Didn't you find out from the credit card company? 1024 01:17:56,958 --> 01:18:00,791 I booked our tickets from there. 1025 01:18:00,791 --> 01:18:02,958 How else could we have known? 1026 01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:04,208 So smart. 1027 01:18:04,208 --> 01:18:07,083 Let's go. It's too late... 1028 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:08,916 and we are very screwed. 1029 01:18:08,916 --> 01:18:11,041 Not very screwed... very tired. 1030 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:11,541 Let's go. 1031 01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:12,750 Good night sir. 1032 01:18:12,750 --> 01:18:14,500 Move. Good night. 1033 01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:25,083 Let's go. 1034 01:18:25,083 --> 01:18:32,041 Oh God. 1035 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:35,250 I left Pappu with my parents. 1036 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:41,083 So that there is no need of heating milk or shaking it. 1037 01:18:41,083 --> 01:19:08,666 Nor to put Pappu to sleep. 1038 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:18,333 Tonight, I will play with my husband throughout the night. 1039 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:22,166 Why do you have to tie me up? 1040 01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:28,291 I have to. I have seen it on the net. 1041 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:31,375 Let us try something new. 1042 01:19:31,375 --> 01:19:42,708 I'll be back. 1043 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:47,000 The train does not have to leave early tonight 1044 01:19:47,000 --> 01:20:01,458 as we have the entire night. 1045 01:20:01,458 --> 01:20:10,708 I too will board this train. I too have bought a ticket. 1046 01:20:10,708 --> 01:20:24,041 Tell the station master to blow the whistle and wave his flag. 1047 01:20:24,041 --> 01:20:29,041 Shall I give the signal? 1048 01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:31,708 What happened? - What happened? 1049 01:20:31,708 --> 01:20:34,166 Nothing. Nothing is going to happen. 1050 01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:38,500 Due to engine overload the train has broken down. 1051 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:43,583 It is difficult for it to even stand on the platform. 1052 01:20:43,583 --> 01:20:45,041 Let's sleep. 1053 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,000 No. 1054 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,583 Good night. - No. 1055 01:20:48,583 --> 01:20:54,416 Sleep a little away. 1056 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:58,166 Darling, aren't you tired? 1057 01:20:58,166 --> 01:21:00,833 Tonight, I am not in the mood of getting tired... 1058 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:07,416 I am in the mood of tiring you. 1059 01:21:07,416 --> 01:21:23,291 Darling... 1060 01:21:23,291 --> 01:21:33,291 All is well. 1061 01:21:33,291 --> 01:21:38,958 Darling, Except this spring, nothing is going to jump up tonight. 1062 01:21:38,958 --> 01:21:45,041 Let's sleep. 1063 01:21:45,041 --> 01:21:53,666 Good night. 1064 01:21:53,666 --> 01:22:09,000 You stupid crow, what are you doing here? 1065 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,458 Don't sit on me. 1066 01:22:10,458 --> 01:22:11,583 Why you are sitting on me? 1067 01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:13,416 Go away. 1068 01:22:13,416 --> 01:22:16,750 Don't come up. 1069 01:22:16,750 --> 01:22:23,291 Go away. 1070 01:22:23,291 --> 01:22:27,541 You fool! 1071 01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:31,833 Don't damage my equipment. 1072 01:22:31,833 --> 01:22:40,208 Mom, dad, uncle and neighbours... 1073 01:22:40,208 --> 01:22:43,250 What happened, Meet What did the crow do? 1074 01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:46,625 Are you hurt? 1075 01:22:46,625 --> 01:22:52,166 I'm badly hurt. 1076 01:22:52,166 --> 01:23:06,041 In the war between a crow and a parrot, the crow always wins. 1077 01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,791 Amar Saxena... 1078 01:23:08,791 --> 01:23:11,666 Prem Chawla... 1079 01:23:11,666 --> 01:23:14,750 Meet Mehta... - What... 1080 01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:22,333 Report to my office, immediately. 1081 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,416 Meet, why are you walking like this? 1082 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:33,583 Don't ask. That crow broke my eggs. 1083 01:23:33,583 --> 01:23:36,833 We can discuss about your eggs later. First, let's meet the principal. 1084 01:23:36,833 --> 01:23:38,250 Why has he called us early in the morning? 1085 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:38,875 Yes... 1086 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:40,083 I hope there isn't a new problem. 1087 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:40,958 Come. 1088 01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,458 You can't go like this. 1089 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:43,250 Put on your clothes. 1090 01:23:43,250 --> 01:23:46,750 Okay. 1091 01:23:46,750 --> 01:23:51,000 Go quickly. 1092 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,791 Today something has happened... 1093 01:23:52,791 --> 01:23:55,333 that hasn't happened in last six years. 1094 01:23:55,333 --> 01:23:58,291 For the first time, in six years three flowers have bloomed here. 1095 01:23:58,291 --> 01:24:04,041 Look at this. 1096 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,708 When we did not pour any water... 1097 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,500 how did these flowers bloom? 1098 01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:08,208 Yes. 1099 01:24:08,208 --> 01:24:11,000 Henry David Thoreau had said... 1100 01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,291 "truth and roses have thorns about them." 1101 01:24:13,291 --> 01:24:18,208 It means, truth and flowers, both are filled with thorns. 1102 01:24:18,208 --> 01:24:21,416 And these thorns will prick me until... 1103 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:24,541 I find those three gardeners... 1104 01:24:24,541 --> 01:24:30,041 who watered these three buds. 1105 01:24:30,041 --> 01:24:32,250 Now there is only one solution for my frustration. 1106 01:24:32,250 --> 01:24:33,875 Ask me what? 1107 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,625 Meditation? 1108 01:24:35,625 --> 01:24:37,500 Medication? 1109 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,666 Masturbation? 1110 01:24:38,666 --> 01:24:39,958 No. 1111 01:24:39,958 --> 01:24:43,666 Castration. 1112 01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:49,125 I swear on my first wife and Mary's late mother, Laura. 1113 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:50,375 Laura! 1114 01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,833 Your first wife's name was Laura? 1115 01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,958 Laura, Rose, Marlow, Mary... 1116 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:56,958 Sir, the names of the women in... 1117 01:24:56,958 --> 01:24:58,583 your family sound more like invitations rather than names. 1118 01:24:58,583 --> 01:24:59,541 What nonsense? 1119 01:24:59,541 --> 01:25:01,416 Sir, I want to ask you something. 1120 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:03,583 How will you find those three people? 1121 01:25:03,583 --> 01:25:05,291 Even if they are standing in front of you, 1122 01:25:05,291 --> 01:25:07,458 you will not be able to recognize them. 1123 01:25:07,458 --> 01:25:09,458 Rose, Mary and Marlow 1124 01:25:09,458 --> 01:25:13,208 are like those safes whose locks have been opened. 1125 01:25:13,208 --> 01:25:18,666 And thieves come again and again to steal from open safes. 1126 01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:20,458 But this time, 1127 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:28,750 I will catch them red-handed and break their keys to pieces. 1128 01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:33,250 I specially called you to inform you that... 1129 01:25:33,250 --> 01:25:38,208 no one in the campus should find out about what happened last night. 1130 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,875 Do you understand boys? 1131 01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:43,958 Yes sir. - Okay. 1132 01:25:43,958 --> 01:26:00,291 We won't go anywhere near Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1133 01:26:00,291 --> 01:26:03,833 What are these women doing with our wives? 1134 01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:06,375 Come, let us find out. 1135 01:26:06,375 --> 01:26:07,791 Hi. - Hi. 1136 01:26:07,791 --> 01:26:10,166 Hi. - Hi. 1137 01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:11,041 How are you? 1138 01:26:11,041 --> 01:26:15,250 Finally, we got the opportunity to meet Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1139 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:19,083 And we realized that we have so much in common. 1140 01:26:19,083 --> 01:26:21,000 Too much. 1141 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,458 We have become such good friends in just one meeting. 1142 01:26:24,458 --> 01:26:29,500 It's like, we are not friends but sisters. 1143 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,708 If it is so, then we too have authority over them. 1144 01:26:32,708 --> 01:26:35,500 After all, sister-in-law is considered to be like a wife! 1145 01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:39,958 Isn't Marlow funny? 1146 01:26:39,958 --> 01:26:43,583 I hope her joke does not get us killed. 1147 01:26:43,583 --> 01:26:46,750 Marlow is giving us a tour of her milk factory. - Right, right. 1148 01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,875 Milk? - Do you also want to come? 1149 01:26:48,875 --> 01:26:52,000 I have already given him a tour. 1150 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,666 He has seen my milk factories very closely. 1151 01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:57,708 He has also drank milk there. 1152 01:26:57,708 --> 01:27:00,875 Really. - But you never drink milk at home. 1153 01:27:00,875 --> 01:27:04,791 No one can resist my factory's milk. 1154 01:27:04,791 --> 01:27:05,750 Wow! 1155 01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:07,333 Then I too will try. 1156 01:27:07,333 --> 01:27:08,500 What? - Bye Meet. 1157 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,166 Come on girls, let us go. - Let's go. 1158 01:27:10,166 --> 01:27:12,541 Bye boys. - Bye. 1159 01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:15,041 Bye. - Bye. 1160 01:27:15,041 --> 01:27:17,333 Bye. 1161 01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:25,250 Her milk has shaken my brains. 1162 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:30,000 Why have Rose, Mary and Marlow befriend our wives? 1163 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:32,208 It's simple, So that they can be close to us. 1164 01:27:32,208 --> 01:27:36,333 That night we started the game but didn't finish it. 1165 01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:38,791 They are here to finish it. 1166 01:27:38,791 --> 01:27:41,083 Hi. - Hi. 1167 01:27:41,083 --> 01:27:43,125 Hi. - Hi. 1168 01:27:43,125 --> 01:27:45,375 See what we have got from Marlow's factory. 1169 01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:45,791 What? 1170 01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:47,208 Marlow's milk. 1171 01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:49,291 Yes. Isn't it a good tag line? 1172 01:27:49,291 --> 01:27:50,458 Marlow's milk. 1173 01:27:50,458 --> 01:27:52,083 Drink whenever you want to. 1174 01:27:52,083 --> 01:27:53,750 Do you also want to have some? 1175 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:57,208 No, I am not interested in drinking Marlow's milk. 1176 01:27:57,208 --> 01:27:58,583 Meet will drink it. 1177 01:27:58,583 --> 01:27:59,291 What? 1178 01:27:59,291 --> 01:28:01,458 Why will I drink the milk? 1179 01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,875 No, I will not drink the milk. 1180 01:28:03,875 --> 01:28:05,583 Okay, then we will drink it. 1181 01:28:05,583 --> 01:28:12,625 Sit. 1182 01:28:12,625 --> 01:28:16,083 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1183 01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:31,083 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1184 01:28:31,083 --> 01:28:45,375 Come on, let's lock this deal. 1185 01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:48,041 I badly need to go to the bathroom. 1186 01:28:48,041 --> 01:28:50,416 Ok let's go, even I need to go, come. 1187 01:28:50,416 --> 01:28:54,125 Prem, you need to go. 1188 01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:55,250 No. 1189 01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:58,083 Prem, you need to go. 1190 01:28:58,083 --> 01:28:59,458 No, I don't have to go. 1191 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,666 You have to go, come. 1192 01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:02,291 Do I have to go? 1193 01:29:02,291 --> 01:29:03,500 I have to go badly. 1194 01:29:03,500 --> 01:29:05,416 Let's go. 1195 01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:08,708 Darling, we will be back soon. 1196 01:29:08,708 --> 01:29:09,791 Okay. - Okay. 1197 01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:10,375 Okay. 1198 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,750 Come on. 1199 01:29:12,750 --> 01:29:14,416 We are doomed. - Yes 1200 01:29:14,416 --> 01:29:15,791 Someone has sent me an MMS. 1201 01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:19,750 Where I am with Mary and he is with Marlow. 1202 01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:21,041 Crap... 1203 01:29:21,041 --> 01:29:23,333 Thank God, no one can send me an MMS. 1204 01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:24,000 Why? 1205 01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:28,166 Because my phone is with my wife. 1206 01:29:28,166 --> 01:29:29,041 Why did you hit me? 1207 01:29:29,041 --> 01:29:30,750 Your phone is with your wife. 1208 01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:32,250 Does that mean that you can't get an MMS? 1209 01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:41,541 Yes. 1210 01:29:41,541 --> 01:29:43,916 Stop. 1211 01:29:43,916 --> 01:29:47,541 Give me this phone. I hate this phone. 1212 01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,833 People say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away. 1213 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:55,958 But this apple keeps us away from each other. 1214 01:29:55,958 --> 01:29:59,083 I phone, I pad and I pod... 1215 01:29:59,083 --> 01:30:02,166 because of all these, we don't even require an *** 1216 01:30:02,166 --> 01:30:07,166 This phone... 1217 01:30:07,166 --> 01:30:10,250 You broke my phone, not yours. 1218 01:30:10,250 --> 01:30:11,583 What? - What? 1219 01:30:11,583 --> 01:30:19,250 Yes, your phone is in my purse. 1220 01:30:19,250 --> 01:30:20,916 Tulsi... 1221 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:31,666 Wait. 1222 01:30:31,666 --> 01:30:36,250 You are so right, these phones have become a problem for us. 1223 01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:40,041 So, no more phones on this holiday. 1224 01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:43,125 Right? - Right. 1225 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:51,666 Right? - Right. 1226 01:30:51,666 --> 01:30:54,416 Do you want to come with me? 1227 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,500 Come on. - No, thank you. 1228 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:59,416 Why are you shying away? - Where has this blackmailer called us? 1229 01:30:59,416 --> 01:31:02,333 It is the best place to get screwed. - Yes. 1230 01:31:02,333 --> 01:31:06,375 You fool... 1231 01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:07,916 I can't believe... 1232 01:31:07,916 --> 01:31:11,375 that my husband comes to such places for sex. 1233 01:31:11,375 --> 01:31:12,625 What can I do darling? 1234 01:31:12,625 --> 01:31:14,750 You don't allow me to do anything at home. 1235 01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,041 It is your mistake. 1236 01:31:16,041 --> 01:31:21,041 Did you ever tell me that you are ready to pay me for it. 1237 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:23,666 Come home. We will straighten things out. 1238 01:31:23,666 --> 01:31:25,375 Let's go inside. 1239 01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:28,708 Yes. 1240 01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:30,583 Amar, Meet and Prem... 1241 01:31:30,583 --> 01:31:31,291 Yes. 1242 01:31:31,291 --> 01:31:34,666 Boss has asked you to remove your clothes and get cozy in the Jacuzzi. 1243 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:46,500 Clothes. - Cozy in Jacuzzi. 1244 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:49,958 Welcome friends... 1245 01:31:49,958 --> 01:31:52,916 Where people come to sin... 1246 01:31:52,916 --> 01:31:58,875 you are getting an opportunity to wash away your sins. 1247 01:31:58,875 --> 01:31:59,458 You! 1248 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:03,291 Hardik! - It's you! 1249 01:32:03,291 --> 01:32:11,916 Not Hardik. These days people call me man with the golden touch. 1250 01:32:11,916 --> 01:32:14,416 But weren't you in a mental asylum? 1251 01:32:14,416 --> 01:32:15,041 Yes. 1252 01:32:15,041 --> 01:32:19,166 Two weeks before, I escaped from there. 1253 01:32:19,166 --> 01:32:23,750 To take my six year long revenge 1254 01:32:23,750 --> 01:32:30,875 I started keeping an eye on Principal Robert's house. 1255 01:32:30,875 --> 01:32:36,125 I was planning to kill him as soon as I get a chance. 1256 01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:40,000 But when I saw you three entering... 1257 01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:44,750 his house with Rose, Mary and Marlow... 1258 01:32:44,750 --> 01:32:46,916 I got an idea. 1259 01:32:46,916 --> 01:32:52,416 I realized that some things are more fun... 1260 01:32:52,416 --> 01:33:01,250 when you get someone else do them for you. 1261 01:33:01,250 --> 01:33:03,125 Will you blackmail your own friends? 1262 01:33:03,125 --> 01:33:04,458 We haven't done anything wrong with you? 1263 01:33:04,458 --> 01:33:06,416 Yes and why do you need us? 1264 01:33:06,416 --> 01:33:08,958 Principal Robert is in college for college re-union the whole day. 1265 01:33:08,958 --> 01:33:10,208 You can go there and kill him. 1266 01:33:10,208 --> 01:33:15,500 No! I cannot enter the college campus. 1267 01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:23,583 The college reminds me of that terrible day. 1268 01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:47,083 And weakens the air within me. 1269 01:33:47,083 --> 01:33:48,875 What if we refuse to do this? 1270 01:33:48,875 --> 01:33:51,458 You will refuse me! 1271 01:33:51,458 --> 01:33:54,166 I will show you what will happen. 1272 01:33:54,166 --> 01:33:58,875 Look at these videos that I sent to you three. 1273 01:33:58,875 --> 01:34:00,083 Shall I send them to the principal? 1274 01:34:00,083 --> 01:34:03,291 Please don't do this. - Please don't do this. 1275 01:34:03,291 --> 01:34:05,208 Now you all are falling into place. 1276 01:34:05,208 --> 01:34:13,666 Just think, if the Principal sees these videos, he will kill you all. 1277 01:34:13,666 --> 01:34:16,333 Now the decision is in your hands. 1278 01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:20,041 Either kill the principal and save yourselves... 1279 01:34:20,041 --> 01:34:36,458 or save the principal and get yourselves killed. 1280 01:34:36,458 --> 01:34:39,041 Whom is this soup for? 1281 01:34:39,041 --> 01:34:40,500 This is for the principal. 1282 01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:41,375 Okay. 1283 01:34:41,375 --> 01:34:42,416 Where is the bar? 1284 01:34:42,416 --> 01:34:45,583 The counter is right there. 1285 01:34:45,583 --> 01:34:46,708 Thank you. 1286 01:34:46,708 --> 01:34:50,000 Go and give it. 1287 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:51,666 Where is...? 1288 01:34:51,666 --> 01:34:53,208 Sir, this is your special soup. 1289 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:54,041 Okay. 1290 01:34:54,041 --> 01:34:55,333 Sorry sir. 1291 01:34:55,333 --> 01:34:58,083 I had gone to the soup... I mean loo. 1292 01:34:58,083 --> 01:35:33,250 No problem, have a seat. 1293 01:35:33,250 --> 01:35:35,416 Why are you staring? 1294 01:35:35,416 --> 01:35:37,291 We aren't staring. 1295 01:35:37,291 --> 01:35:38,750 Isn't it Prem? 1296 01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:43,333 Yes, we are drinking soup. 1297 01:35:43,333 --> 01:35:47,750 You too drink your soup. 1298 01:35:47,750 --> 01:35:49,666 I don't want to. 1299 01:35:49,666 --> 01:35:52,666 It will get cold, sir. 1300 01:35:52,666 --> 01:37:50,000 Shut up! 1301 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,958 My head is aching. 1302 01:37:52,958 --> 01:37:57,625 My entire body is aching. 1303 01:37:57,625 --> 01:38:00,458 Hey chicken loli pop, 1304 01:38:00,458 --> 01:38:02,125 are you giving me a massage or scratching my head? 1305 01:38:02,125 --> 01:38:03,875 Get lost! 1306 01:38:03,875 --> 01:38:05,166 You get lost you moron! 1307 01:38:05,166 --> 01:38:10,041 You hit me? just wait. - She might know Kung-Fu. 1308 01:38:10,041 --> 01:38:11,333 Even I know kung-fu. Come here. 1309 01:38:11,333 --> 01:38:13,833 What are you doing? - What do you mean? 1310 01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:16,833 We can't do this. We are not murderers. 1311 01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:18,041 Shit! 1312 01:38:18,041 --> 01:38:22,958 We have to do something to delete the videos from Hardik's phone. 1313 01:38:22,958 --> 01:38:25,916 He keeps his phone in his shorts. 1314 01:38:25,916 --> 01:38:34,125 We have to do a lot of things to get hold of his phone. 1315 01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:40,041 Friends, I have an idea. 1316 01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:43,791 Friends, I have an idea. 1317 01:38:43,791 --> 01:38:47,333 I have an idea. 1318 01:38:47,333 --> 01:38:53,625 I have an idea. 1319 01:38:53,625 --> 01:38:56,041 Good evening, sir. 1320 01:38:56,041 --> 01:38:57,375 Good evening, Clara. 1321 01:38:57,375 --> 01:39:15,083 These are two latest girls. 1322 01:39:15,083 --> 01:39:20,416 Bojour! I am Harris from Paris. 1323 01:39:20,416 --> 01:39:23,041 I am Shana from Ghana. 1324 01:39:23,041 --> 01:39:28,083 And myself secretary. 1325 01:39:28,083 --> 01:39:30,791 I'm Bharve. 1326 01:39:30,791 --> 01:39:33,875 No D sir, no D. 1327 01:39:33,875 --> 01:39:37,750 Bhar...ve. - Bharve. 1328 01:39:37,750 --> 01:39:42,541 These two beautiful and delicate girls 1329 01:39:42,541 --> 01:39:46,500 have satisfied men all over the world. 1330 01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:52,833 But there was no one who could satisfy them. 1331 01:39:52,833 --> 01:39:54,375 Do you understand? 1332 01:39:54,375 --> 01:40:00,958 From Ghana to Indiana, we demanded a dollar but got a dime. 1333 01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:08,083 Whenever we seeked an Eiffel tower we got only a pin. 1334 01:40:08,083 --> 01:40:10,333 Don't worry darling. 1335 01:40:10,333 --> 01:40:15,458 Very soon, you will be very happy. 1336 01:40:15,458 --> 01:40:18,791 Sir, it's your humbleness. 1337 01:40:18,791 --> 01:40:21,500 You are such a famous man... 1338 01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:28,333 and yet you are taking time out to please them. 1339 01:40:28,333 --> 01:40:31,333 Come girls, start sandwich massage. 1340 01:40:31,333 --> 01:40:33,083 Okay. 1341 01:40:33,083 --> 01:40:36,833 What is the hurry? 1342 01:40:36,833 --> 01:40:41,041 First, let us complete what every man desires. 1343 01:40:41,041 --> 01:40:42,666 What? 1344 01:40:42,666 --> 01:40:44,875 Kiss each other. 1345 01:40:44,875 --> 01:40:45,750 What? 1346 01:40:45,750 --> 01:40:47,833 What? - What? 1347 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:48,500 Yea. 1348 01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:53,875 Kiss each other. 1349 01:40:53,875 --> 01:40:58,958 Barve, what is he saying? 1350 01:40:58,958 --> 01:41:08,208 Now that sir has made a wish. You both have to fulfill it. 1351 01:41:08,208 --> 01:41:10,208 Kiss. - No. 1352 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:12,750 Kiss. - No. 1353 01:41:12,750 --> 01:41:51,750 Don't horny me. 1354 01:41:51,750 --> 01:41:55,125 Did you enjoy it? 1355 01:41:55,125 --> 01:41:57,166 Yes, a lot! 1356 01:41:57,166 --> 01:42:04,791 Come on ladies, give me sandwich massage, come on. 1357 01:42:04,791 --> 01:42:05,583 Kinky! 1358 01:42:05,583 --> 01:42:08,875 Kinky! I love it! 1359 01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:12,416 You fool! 1360 01:42:12,416 --> 01:42:14,583 You three! - Yes. 1361 01:42:14,583 --> 01:42:15,666 What did you think? 1362 01:42:15,666 --> 01:42:19,333 You will blackmail us and we will do nothing! 1363 01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:23,083 First, we will delete our videos from your phone. 1364 01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:25,916 Then we will use the same phone to call the mental asylum 1365 01:42:25,916 --> 01:42:28,416 and send you there. 1366 01:42:28,416 --> 01:42:30,041 Take out his phone. - Take out. 1367 01:42:30,041 --> 01:42:30,916 Why should I take it out? 1368 01:42:30,916 --> 01:42:32,166 I won't put my hand in his underwear. 1369 01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:32,708 You take it out. 1370 01:42:32,708 --> 01:42:39,333 It was your idea. Now you take out the phone. 1371 01:42:39,333 --> 01:42:40,583 I will not put my hand in his underwear. 1372 01:42:40,583 --> 01:42:41,375 Put your hand. 1373 01:42:41,375 --> 01:42:42,166 In his underwear. 1374 01:42:42,166 --> 01:42:43,541 Put your hand. - In his underwear. 1375 01:42:43,541 --> 01:42:53,666 Okay! 1376 01:42:53,666 --> 01:42:55,000 Did you get the phone? 1377 01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:56,208 I am still looking for it. 1378 01:42:56,208 --> 01:43:00,916 Is there a cave inside, that you are unable to find a phone? 1379 01:43:00,916 --> 01:43:02,500 I got it! 1380 01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:04,541 Take it out. 1381 01:43:04,541 --> 01:43:06,708 that's not the phone. 1382 01:43:06,708 --> 01:43:09,791 What? 1383 01:43:09,791 --> 01:43:11,541 My hand is stuck! 1384 01:43:11,541 --> 01:43:14,208 Take out my hand. - How? 1385 01:43:14,208 --> 01:43:16,166 Stop. - Take out my hand. 1386 01:43:16,166 --> 01:43:19,416 Stop. 1387 01:43:19,416 --> 01:43:23,000 Don't stop. 1388 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:24,666 Pull out my hand. Hurry up! 1389 01:43:24,666 --> 01:43:29,458 Otherwise I won't be able to show my hand to anyone! 1390 01:43:29,458 --> 01:43:33,333 Video. - Find. 1391 01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:35,041 Delete. - Yes. 1392 01:43:35,041 --> 01:43:36,250 Delete. - Yes. 1393 01:43:36,250 --> 01:43:42,291 Delete. 1394 01:43:42,291 --> 01:43:47,541 Hello, mental hospital. 1395 01:43:47,541 --> 01:43:53,833 Thank God, we got rid of Hardik. - Yes. 1396 01:43:53,833 --> 01:44:00,583 What happened, Tulsi? Why are you crying? 1397 01:44:00,583 --> 01:44:13,125 Even though I want to, I'm unable to spend time with Prem at home. 1398 01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:16,708 I am busy taking care of the entire family... 1399 01:44:16,708 --> 01:44:22,791 and not able to give time to my husband. 1400 01:44:22,791 --> 01:44:25,291 I can understand. 1401 01:44:25,291 --> 01:44:32,208 Since Pappu's birth, it seems as though my love is divided. 1402 01:44:32,208 --> 01:44:42,208 I am a good mother but probably not a good wife. 1403 01:44:42,208 --> 01:44:47,833 It's Meet and my dream to buy our own home. 1404 01:44:47,833 --> 01:44:53,041 A home where we can start our own family. 1405 01:44:53,041 --> 01:44:57,791 That's why I work day and night! 1406 01:44:57,791 --> 01:45:03,250 But a home is not built with bricks but with emotions. 1407 01:45:03,250 --> 01:45:07,166 That's why, I'm a successful boss... 1408 01:45:07,166 --> 01:45:14,791 but couldn't be a successful wife. 1409 01:45:14,791 --> 01:45:20,250 We came her to re-kindle our love. 1410 01:45:20,250 --> 01:45:21,666 But... 1411 01:45:21,666 --> 01:45:23,333 Don't worry... 1412 01:45:23,333 --> 01:45:30,833 we will not waste any more time to make our husbands happy. 1413 01:45:30,833 --> 01:45:35,000 Our wives are not wrong but still they think they are. 1414 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:39,416 And we being wrong aren't rectifying our mistakes. 1415 01:45:39,416 --> 01:45:45,375 We can rectify our mistakes by changing ourselves. 1416 01:45:45,375 --> 01:45:47,708 Today onwards, we will never stray, 1417 01:45:47,708 --> 01:45:49,750 and will never take out the wrong meaning of A B C. 1418 01:45:49,750 --> 01:45:50,833 Yes. 1419 01:45:50,833 --> 01:45:55,125 I just wish for tonight to pass by peacefully. 1420 01:45:55,125 --> 01:45:58,041 We will start a new day tomorrow. 1421 01:45:58,041 --> 01:46:00,291 Yes. 1422 01:46:00,291 --> 01:46:14,416 And if I ever say "idea" again, then you both slap me. 1423 01:46:14,416 --> 01:46:15,583 Idiots. 1424 01:46:15,583 --> 01:46:18,958 Not idiots. They are big idiots. 1425 01:46:18,958 --> 01:46:24,041 I thought that they will definitely come back to steal from my safes. 1426 01:46:24,041 --> 01:46:26,375 But that did not happen... 1427 01:46:26,375 --> 01:46:29,541 and tonight is the last night of re-union. 1428 01:46:29,541 --> 01:46:33,541 This is the last chance to catch them and... 1429 01:46:33,541 --> 01:46:37,083 I will never lose this opportunity. 1430 01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:41,125 Kalia... 1431 01:46:41,125 --> 01:46:47,833 These are pills that can attract men and women towards each other... 1432 01:46:47,833 --> 01:46:50,208 and get them to lose their self-control. 1433 01:46:50,208 --> 01:46:53,541 Go and put these pills in the soup. 1434 01:46:53,541 --> 01:46:57,458 Good boy. 1435 01:46:57,458 --> 01:47:00,291 Good luck. 1436 01:47:00,291 --> 01:47:02,708 After drinking this soup... 1437 01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:07,333 the three culprits will automatically come to Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1438 01:47:07,333 --> 01:47:49,458 And this time they will not be able to get away. 1439 01:47:49,458 --> 01:47:50,583 This soup is mind blowing. 1440 01:47:50,583 --> 01:47:52,500 It tasting different. 1441 01:47:52,500 --> 01:47:53,833 Super cool. 1442 01:47:53,833 --> 01:47:55,916 Super hot. 1443 01:47:55,916 --> 01:47:57,375 Sexy soup. - Yes. 1444 01:47:57,375 --> 01:47:59,000 I'll have one more. 1445 01:47:59,000 --> 01:48:00,083 I'll have too. 1446 01:48:00,083 --> 01:48:01,750 What a soup! 1447 01:48:01,750 --> 01:48:02,958 It's yummy! 1448 01:48:02,958 --> 01:48:04,041 Isn't it a yummy soup? 1449 01:48:04,041 --> 01:48:05,000 Excellent soup! - Yeah. 1450 01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:06,000 Wow. 1451 01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:34,250 What an amazing soup! 1452 01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:38,000 Something is happening to me. 1453 01:48:38,000 --> 01:48:39,458 I am also feeling something. 1454 01:48:39,458 --> 01:48:41,166 Me too. 1455 01:48:41,166 --> 01:48:43,208 I don't know what but there is something wrong. 1456 01:48:43,208 --> 01:48:46,875 I suddenly feel like putting a sticker on my head. 1457 01:48:46,875 --> 01:48:50,458 Horny, ok, please, please, please. 1458 01:48:50,458 --> 01:48:55,458 It feels like there is a rocket in my pocket. 1459 01:48:55,458 --> 01:49:41,166 I feel like having great fun! 1460 01:49:41,166 --> 01:49:43,333 I got a rocket in my pocket 1461 01:49:43,333 --> 01:49:45,250 O baby come and launch it 1462 01:49:45,250 --> 01:49:47,083 So we can fly away now 1463 01:49:47,083 --> 01:49:48,875 Get in the room and lock it 1464 01:49:48,875 --> 01:49:50,916 I got a rocket in my pocket 1465 01:49:50,916 --> 01:49:52,666 O baby come and launch it 1466 01:49:52,666 --> 01:49:54,666 So we can fly away now 1467 01:49:54,666 --> 01:49:56,750 Get in the room and lock it 1468 01:49:56,750 --> 01:50:00,458 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1469 01:50:00,458 --> 01:50:04,166 It's time it's time 1470 01:50:04,166 --> 01:50:07,958 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1471 01:50:07,958 --> 01:50:11,791 You feel it you feel it. 1472 01:50:11,791 --> 01:50:15,500 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1473 01:50:15,500 --> 01:50:18,833 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1474 01:50:18,833 --> 01:50:22,458 The kiss of your cheeks is the favorite of lovers, 1475 01:50:22,458 --> 01:50:24,916 So let's do it baby do it baby 1476 01:50:24,916 --> 01:50:26,791 Do Grand Masti (Grand Fun) 1477 01:50:26,791 --> 01:50:30,458 Grand masti Grand masti 1478 01:50:30,458 --> 01:50:34,208 Grand masti Grand masti 1479 01:50:34,208 --> 01:50:38,000 Grand masti Grand masti 1480 01:50:38,000 --> 01:50:56,458 Grand masti Grand masti 1481 01:50:56,458 --> 01:51:00,250 Let's do... 1482 01:51:00,250 --> 01:51:04,000 Let's do... 1483 01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:08,083 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1484 01:51:08,083 --> 01:51:15,333 They look just awesome Your tantrums suit you so much 1485 01:51:15,333 --> 01:51:22,541 You have completely shaken me Your moves are simply awesome. 1486 01:51:22,541 --> 01:51:24,416 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1487 01:51:24,416 --> 01:51:26,375 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1488 01:51:26,375 --> 01:51:28,750 So let's do it baby do it baby 1489 01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:30,583 Do Grand Masti 1490 01:51:30,583 --> 01:51:34,250 Grand masti Grand masti 1491 01:51:34,250 --> 01:51:38,083 Grand masti Grand masti 1492 01:51:38,083 --> 01:51:41,875 Grand masti Grand masti 1493 01:51:41,875 --> 01:51:51,958 Grand masti Grand masti 1494 01:51:51,958 --> 01:52:00,208 Grand masti 1495 01:52:00,208 --> 01:52:02,250 I got a rocket in my pocket 1496 01:52:02,250 --> 01:52:04,000 O baby come and launch it 1497 01:52:04,000 --> 01:52:06,041 So we can fly away now 1498 01:52:06,041 --> 01:52:07,583 Get in the room and lock it 1499 01:52:07,583 --> 01:52:11,583 Let's do... 1500 01:52:11,583 --> 01:52:15,416 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1501 01:52:15,416 --> 01:52:19,291 I will pick and take you away 1502 01:52:19,291 --> 01:52:22,875 And make you sit on the bonnet of my heart 1503 01:52:22,875 --> 01:52:26,916 Turning the steering of your charisma, 1504 01:52:26,916 --> 01:52:30,041 I will press the horn slowly 1505 01:52:30,041 --> 01:52:33,958 May there be no speed breaker, Accelerate full on. 1506 01:52:33,958 --> 01:52:36,250 So let's do it now do it now 1507 01:52:36,250 --> 01:52:38,125 Do Grand Masti 1508 01:52:38,125 --> 01:52:41,833 Grand masti Grand masti 1509 01:52:41,833 --> 01:52:45,708 Grand masti Grand masti 1510 01:52:45,708 --> 01:52:49,416 Grand masti Grand masti 1511 01:52:49,416 --> 01:52:54,416 Grand masti Grand masti 1512 01:52:54,416 --> 01:52:56,000 Hey you baby 1513 01:52:56,000 --> 01:53:00,708 Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti 1514 01:53:00,708 --> 01:53:04,416 Grand masti Grand masti 1515 01:53:04,416 --> 01:53:08,125 Grand masti Grand masti 1516 01:53:08,125 --> 01:53:11,958 Grand masti Grand masti 1517 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:15,708 Grand masti Grand masti 1518 01:53:15,708 --> 01:53:19,458 Grand masti Grand masti 1519 01:53:19,458 --> 01:53:24,125 Grand masti Grand masti 1520 01:53:24,125 --> 01:53:28,791 Grand Masti 1521 01:53:28,791 --> 01:53:31,375 No, no! 1522 01:53:31,375 --> 01:53:33,041 Listen to me. 1523 01:53:33,041 --> 01:53:36,000 No, no. 1524 01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:39,041 What are you doing? Mary, don't do this. 1525 01:53:39,041 --> 01:54:07,333 Mary... 1526 01:54:07,333 --> 01:54:15,375 Thank you. 1527 01:54:15,375 --> 01:54:19,166 Fools. My doubt was right You are only the three people... 1528 01:54:19,166 --> 01:54:23,125 who were behind Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1529 01:54:23,125 --> 01:54:25,125 No sir, we didn't do it. 1530 01:54:25,125 --> 01:54:28,041 In fact, they were behind us. 1531 01:54:28,041 --> 01:54:29,583 Shut up! 1532 01:54:29,583 --> 01:54:32,000 Now is not the time to embrace them... 1533 01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:41,791 But it's time to embrace your death! 1534 01:54:41,791 --> 01:54:46,041 Today, I will reveal your truth and everybody will listen. 1535 01:54:46,041 --> 01:54:48,833 You think that you are very important. Right? 1536 01:54:48,833 --> 01:54:52,916 But you are not important, you are impotent! 1537 01:54:52,916 --> 01:54:53,958 Impotent! - Impotent! 1538 01:54:53,958 --> 01:54:57,583 Six years ago he met with an accident. 1539 01:54:57,583 --> 01:55:02,333 Since then, his gear is always in neutral. 1540 01:55:02,333 --> 01:55:06,333 He hide the truth and tricked me into marrying him... 1541 01:55:06,333 --> 01:55:09,333 to show off his manhood to the world. 1542 01:55:09,333 --> 01:55:10,708 Then to remove his frustration he scared... 1543 01:55:10,708 --> 01:55:14,916 everyone in this college and made them impotent like him. 1544 01:55:14,916 --> 01:55:17,791 Rose, What are you saying? 1545 01:55:17,791 --> 01:55:18,916 The truth. 1546 01:55:18,916 --> 01:55:20,541 So that everyone finds out that 1547 01:55:20,541 --> 01:55:27,500 you look fine but there is nothing inside. 1548 01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:28,916 Rose is right, brother. 1549 01:55:28,916 --> 01:55:33,791 You are my brother, but they all think that I am their sister. 1550 01:55:33,791 --> 01:55:35,291 Look at me, papa. 1551 01:55:35,291 --> 01:55:36,750 I am grown up now. 1552 01:55:36,750 --> 01:55:38,541 I don't want a virgin pinacolada. 1553 01:55:38,541 --> 01:55:40,333 I want a cocktail. 1554 01:55:40,333 --> 01:55:43,083 Cock... - Enough is enough! 1555 01:55:43,083 --> 01:55:45,125 Today, not just the three of us, 1556 01:55:45,125 --> 01:55:48,416 but every girl in this college will ask for her right. 1557 01:55:48,416 --> 01:55:52,041 We want our right. 1558 01:55:52,041 --> 01:55:56,250 We want our right. - We want our right. 1559 01:55:56,250 --> 01:56:00,041 We want our right. - We want our right. 1560 01:56:00,041 --> 01:56:03,750 We want our right. - We want our right. 1561 01:56:03,750 --> 01:56:07,416 We want our right. - We want our right. 1562 01:56:07,416 --> 01:56:08,875 Let's go. 1563 01:56:08,875 --> 01:56:19,041 Hit him. 1564 01:56:19,041 --> 01:56:22,583 What are you doing? 1565 01:56:22,583 --> 01:56:41,500 Come on. Let's go. 1566 01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,166 Bull... 1567 01:56:42,166 --> 01:56:47,041 Only this bull can save me from Rose's lust. 1568 01:56:47,041 --> 01:56:48,333 Bull... 1569 01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:50,291 Bull... 1570 01:56:50,291 --> 01:57:14,125 Bull... 1571 01:57:14,125 --> 01:57:17,416 Prem, where are you? 1572 01:57:17,416 --> 01:57:20,958 Prem, your teacher loves you. 1573 01:57:20,958 --> 01:57:24,041 Come to me, my student of the year. 1574 01:57:24,041 --> 01:57:27,208 What? Student of the year! Ya right. 1575 01:57:27,208 --> 01:57:38,458 Prem... 1576 01:57:38,458 --> 01:57:39,333 It got locked? 1577 01:57:39,333 --> 01:57:49,250 Help, help, help! 1578 01:57:49,250 --> 01:57:58,750 Let me go, old woman. 1579 01:57:58,750 --> 01:58:01,875 Darling, where are you? 1580 01:58:01,875 --> 01:58:30,041 Come let's play the game. 1581 01:58:30,041 --> 01:58:31,541 I am getting suffocated. 1582 01:58:31,541 --> 01:58:33,083 I will die due to the heat. 1583 01:58:33,083 --> 01:58:35,041 Oh god! Help me, oh god! 1584 01:58:35,041 --> 01:58:35,708 Somebody help me. 1585 01:58:35,708 --> 01:58:37,541 I'll die! 1586 01:58:37,541 --> 01:58:40,083 Open it! 1587 01:58:40,083 --> 01:58:41,833 Hole. 1588 01:58:41,833 --> 01:58:56,958 The bull with the hole. 1589 01:58:56,958 --> 01:58:58,375 Come on. 1590 01:58:58,375 --> 01:59:01,750 Meet. 1591 01:59:01,750 --> 01:59:03,916 Marlow has jacked me! 1592 01:59:03,916 --> 01:59:05,500 Hurry up! The party will start. 1593 01:59:05,500 --> 01:59:16,208 I am walking. How much faster can I walk? 1594 01:59:16,208 --> 01:59:24,666 Dad, look a buffalo is giving birth to a calf. 1595 01:59:24,666 --> 01:59:30,833 Yes, come on. 1596 01:59:30,833 --> 01:59:43,333 Yes, yes, yes. 1597 01:59:43,333 --> 01:59:48,166 Yes, come on, you can do it. 1598 01:59:48,166 --> 01:59:52,083 Dad look, the buffalo has given birth to a human baby. 1599 01:59:52,083 --> 01:59:57,333 Yes son, even when you were born, the doctor said the same thing. 1600 01:59:57,333 --> 01:59:58,708 Congratulations! 1601 01:59:58,708 --> 02:00:01,916 A buffalo has given birth to a human baby! 1602 02:00:01,916 --> 02:00:03,500 Is that so? 1603 02:00:03,500 --> 02:00:05,500 No no. - Am I a buffalo? 1604 02:00:05,500 --> 02:00:14,208 Listen to me. 1605 02:00:14,208 --> 02:00:16,916 Hey aunty... 1606 02:00:16,916 --> 02:00:20,625 Oh no. 1607 02:00:20,625 --> 02:00:21,416 Let me go. 1608 02:00:21,416 --> 02:00:23,666 Where did this old man come from? 1609 02:00:23,666 --> 02:00:25,333 Move forward. 1610 02:00:25,333 --> 02:00:54,833 Where do I go? Can't you see the old man in front of me? 1611 02:00:54,833 --> 02:01:10,666 Mary, today you will be mine! 1612 02:01:10,666 --> 02:01:17,625 How disgusting! 1613 02:01:17,625 --> 02:01:23,291 Stop. 1614 02:01:23,291 --> 02:01:24,416 I will not let you go. 1615 02:01:24,416 --> 02:01:28,666 Robert, I will not let you go. 1616 02:01:28,666 --> 02:01:30,916 Robert's coming, run! 1617 02:01:30,916 --> 02:01:33,083 Run! 1618 02:01:33,083 --> 02:01:47,500 Where did they go? 1619 02:01:47,500 --> 02:01:51,083 Shit! Dead end! 1620 02:01:51,083 --> 02:01:52,416 What do we do now? 1621 02:01:52,416 --> 02:01:53,666 Let's get into this building. 1622 02:01:53,666 --> 02:02:02,750 Come on. 1623 02:02:02,750 --> 02:02:27,583 Prem, at least close the door, lock it. 1624 02:02:27,583 --> 02:02:30,333 Good that you three came up. 1625 02:02:30,333 --> 02:02:33,416 The distance to reach God has reduced. 1626 02:02:33,416 --> 02:02:35,083 No sir. - Please sir. 1627 02:02:35,083 --> 02:02:36,250 Good bye boys. 1628 02:02:36,250 --> 02:02:47,000 No sir. - Please sir. 1629 02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:49,250 Please help me. 1630 02:02:49,250 --> 02:02:53,208 Help! Help! 1631 02:02:53,208 --> 02:02:55,125 Shit! 1632 02:02:55,125 --> 02:02:56,041 Help. 1633 02:02:56,041 --> 02:02:58,750 Help! 1634 02:02:58,750 --> 02:03:00,583 You hung me on a tree. 1635 02:03:00,583 --> 02:03:02,791 Now see where have I hung you. 1636 02:03:02,791 --> 02:03:04,625 Fool... 1637 02:03:04,625 --> 02:03:05,333 What are you doing? 1638 02:03:05,333 --> 02:03:07,666 Guys, we have to save Principal Robert. 1639 02:03:07,666 --> 02:03:11,000 Yes, Prem, Hardik, come, help. 1640 02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:12,875 No, why should I save him? 1641 02:03:12,875 --> 02:03:14,166 Yes guys, he is right. 1642 02:03:14,166 --> 02:03:18,708 If he survives, we three will be dead. 1643 02:03:18,708 --> 02:03:22,666 Guys, I know that the principal is not a good man... 1644 02:03:22,666 --> 02:03:27,666 and we just found out that he is impotent too. 1645 02:03:27,666 --> 02:03:29,083 But still, he is our guru. 1646 02:03:29,083 --> 02:03:29,666 Yes. 1647 02:03:29,666 --> 02:03:32,916 Hardik, if you save him... 1648 02:03:32,916 --> 02:03:34,916 people will not only call you man with a golden touch... 1649 02:03:34,916 --> 02:03:36,750 but also man with a golden heart. 1650 02:03:36,750 --> 02:03:37,708 Yes. 1651 02:03:37,708 --> 02:03:38,875 You are right. 1652 02:03:38,875 --> 02:03:40,333 You have opened my eyes. 1653 02:03:40,333 --> 02:03:42,333 Come on, let's save Principal Robert. 1654 02:03:42,333 --> 02:03:43,375 Yes, come. 1655 02:03:43,375 --> 02:04:03,000 Please. 1656 02:04:03,000 --> 02:04:04,083 Come. 1657 02:04:04,083 --> 02:04:07,291 Come, my children. 1658 02:04:07,291 --> 02:04:09,125 I'm dead! 1659 02:04:09,125 --> 02:04:10,750 I am saved. 1660 02:04:10,750 --> 02:04:12,166 Okay, relax. - I am saved. 1661 02:04:12,166 --> 02:04:13,916 Save him. 1662 02:04:13,916 --> 02:04:15,375 Okay. 1663 02:04:15,375 --> 02:04:15,875 Careful. 1664 02:04:15,875 --> 02:04:26,250 Careful, relax. 1665 02:04:26,250 --> 02:04:30,666 Careful. - Okay. 1666 02:04:30,666 --> 02:04:36,916 Happy journey! 1667 02:04:36,916 --> 02:04:37,958 Let me go. 1668 02:04:37,958 --> 02:04:39,916 Let me go 1669 02:04:39,916 --> 02:04:42,500 Are you here to kill me or save me? Let me go. 1670 02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:44,291 I told you not to save him. 1671 02:04:44,291 --> 02:04:47,750 Now, we are dead! 1672 02:04:47,750 --> 02:04:50,833 Save me. 1673 02:04:50,833 --> 02:04:51,833 What did you think? 1674 02:04:51,833 --> 02:04:53,458 I will change so easily? 1675 02:04:53,458 --> 02:04:56,041 I haven't forgotten that slap. 1676 02:04:56,041 --> 02:04:58,041 You had sent me to the mental hospital, right? 1677 02:04:58,041 --> 02:04:59,291 You three are crazy. 1678 02:04:59,291 --> 02:05:02,083 You three are going to die without even doing anything. 1679 02:05:02,083 --> 02:05:04,458 At least you could have had fun with Rose, 1680 02:05:04,458 --> 02:05:08,000 Mary and Marlow before dying. 1681 02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:12,791 That means, you didn't do anything with Rose, Mary and Marlow. 1682 02:05:12,791 --> 02:05:14,708 We have not done anything. 1683 02:05:14,708 --> 02:05:17,750 We didn't rob your safes. 1684 02:05:17,750 --> 02:05:20,666 Sorry boys, I am really sorry. 1685 02:05:20,666 --> 02:05:21,666 So sweet! 1686 02:05:21,666 --> 02:05:23,750 All misunderstandings are cleared. 1687 02:05:23,750 --> 02:05:27,958 But unfortunately there is only one happy ending to this story. 1688 02:05:27,958 --> 02:05:39,833 When you four will die and I will go to Bangkok to celebrate. 1689 02:05:39,833 --> 02:05:40,958 Let me go. 1690 02:05:40,958 --> 02:05:43,083 Fall! Fall and die! 1691 02:05:43,083 --> 02:05:46,791 Fall and die! 1692 02:05:46,791 --> 02:05:51,666 Drop him. 1693 02:05:51,666 --> 02:05:54,666 Those are Amar, Meet, Prem and brother's voices! 1694 02:05:54,666 --> 02:05:57,750 Hello! Who all are hanging there? 1695 02:05:57,750 --> 02:05:59,916 You dad is hanging here! 1696 02:05:59,916 --> 02:06:04,541 And the whole village is hanging behind him! 1697 02:06:04,541 --> 02:06:08,583 Rose! Mary! Marlow! 1698 02:06:08,583 --> 02:06:11,041 I am sorry, I am sorry. 1699 02:06:11,041 --> 02:06:12,500 Please save us. 1700 02:06:12,500 --> 02:06:16,666 How can we save them? 1701 02:06:16,666 --> 02:06:20,708 There is no rope or a cable here. How do we save you? 1702 02:06:20,708 --> 02:06:23,958 What do we do, sir? 1703 02:06:23,958 --> 02:06:25,583 Idea! 1704 02:06:25,583 --> 02:06:28,541 Friends, I have an idea! 1705 02:06:28,541 --> 02:06:33,083 Unfortunately, I can't slap you in this situation... 1706 02:06:33,083 --> 02:06:35,666 but I can still bang into you. 1707 02:06:35,666 --> 02:06:39,666 Take this. - Amar what are you doing? 1708 02:06:39,666 --> 02:06:41,583 Don't leave my hand! 1709 02:06:41,583 --> 02:06:43,500 I have a good idea. 1710 02:06:43,500 --> 02:06:49,500 Only one thing can save us from death. Strip! 1711 02:06:49,500 --> 02:06:50,458 Strip? 1712 02:06:50,458 --> 02:06:55,083 Yes, if Rose, Mary and Marlow take off their clothes... 1713 02:06:55,083 --> 02:06:59,750 and make a rope out of it, they can pull us up. 1714 02:06:59,750 --> 02:07:00,416 Shut up! 1715 02:07:00,416 --> 02:07:04,458 At least before dying you should have given a good idea. 1716 02:07:04,458 --> 02:07:06,333 He is right, brother. 1717 02:07:06,333 --> 02:07:09,791 We don't have any other idea other than this. 1718 02:07:09,791 --> 02:07:15,333 Yes dad, before you lose your grip, we have to strip! 1719 02:07:15,333 --> 02:07:36,291 Oh, no! 1720 02:07:36,291 --> 02:07:39,458 Oh god! The clothes are not enough. 1721 02:07:39,458 --> 02:07:42,000 Robert, the clothes are not enough. 1722 02:07:42,000 --> 02:07:46,708 That is why I was telling you not to wear such short dresses. 1723 02:07:46,708 --> 02:07:51,375 If you were wearing a saree, you all wouldn't have had to strip! 1724 02:07:51,375 --> 02:07:52,750 What do we do now? 1725 02:07:52,750 --> 02:07:54,958 Why are you asking us? 1726 02:07:54,958 --> 02:07:56,875 Save us! 1727 02:07:56,875 --> 02:07:57,791 How? 1728 02:07:57,791 --> 02:07:59,416 Do we take off our remaining clothes too? 1729 02:07:59,416 --> 02:08:01,375 Yes take them off. - What! 1730 02:08:01,375 --> 02:08:04,916 Take them off! - Take them off! 1731 02:08:04,916 --> 02:08:22,708 Take them off! - Take them off! 1732 02:08:22,708 --> 02:08:36,750 No! 1733 02:08:36,750 --> 02:08:37,916 How did all this happen? 1734 02:08:37,916 --> 02:08:40,625 Yes, we want to know what happened after the party last night. 1735 02:08:40,625 --> 02:08:41,166 Yes. 1736 02:08:41,166 --> 02:08:43,041 You have to tell us the truth. 1737 02:08:43,041 --> 02:08:46,000 Tell us. - Tell us. 1738 02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:48,708 I will tell you. 1739 02:08:48,708 --> 02:08:51,666 Because of a misunderstanding between me and Hardik... 1740 02:08:51,666 --> 02:08:54,333 we were on the brim of death. 1741 02:08:54,333 --> 02:08:58,666 While trying to save us, your husbands also got into trouble. 1742 02:08:58,666 --> 02:09:01,500 In fact, you should be proud of them. 1743 02:09:01,500 --> 02:09:03,750 They are very nice and good people. 1744 02:09:03,750 --> 02:09:08,708 God promise, believe them. 1745 02:09:08,708 --> 02:09:09,791 Meet. 1746 02:09:09,791 --> 02:09:12,541 How sweet. 1747 02:09:12,541 --> 02:09:14,958 Baby. 1748 02:09:14,958 --> 02:09:18,833 Excuse me, the visiting hours are over... 1749 02:09:18,833 --> 02:09:21,125 all of you, please leave. 1750 02:09:21,125 --> 02:09:23,166 Bye honey. - Bye. 1751 02:09:23,166 --> 02:10:05,083 Bye darling. - Bye. 1752 02:10:05,083 --> 02:10:06,750 Prem - Yes. 1753 02:10:06,750 --> 02:10:08,000 What is this? 1754 02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:10,791 Nothing, it's just a spring. 1755 02:10:10,791 --> 02:10:15,000 It's not a spring boys, it's the thing. 1756 02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:16,583 Thing? - Yes. 1757 02:10:16,583 --> 02:10:17,791 Congratulations! 1758 02:10:17,791 --> 02:10:20,083 Congratulations, Mr. Robert. 1759 02:10:20,083 --> 02:10:22,416 Because of all these people hanging on you... 1760 02:10:22,416 --> 02:10:26,125 there was a lot of pressure on your body and all your veins opened up. 1761 02:10:26,125 --> 02:10:29,083 Now the blood is circulating to all the right places. 1762 02:10:29,083 --> 02:10:30,000 Congratulations! 1763 02:10:30,000 --> 02:10:34,500 You are no more impotent. Have fun my son. 1764 02:10:34,500 --> 02:10:38,166 Soon you will be discharged. 1765 02:10:38,166 --> 02:10:41,875 Now even I can have great fun with my wife. 1766 02:10:41,875 --> 02:10:43,500 Congratulations sir. 1767 02:10:43,500 --> 02:10:47,041 Now onwards, we three will also have great fun only.. 1768 02:10:47,041 --> 02:10:49,583 ...with our own wives. 1769 02:10:49,583 --> 02:10:52,083 You three will have great fun! 1770 02:10:52,083 --> 02:10:58,041 What will I do? Hand fun? 1771 02:10:58,041 --> 02:11:05,375 Don't worry my child, I will do something for you. 1772 02:11:05,375 --> 02:11:08,666 Your brother has given you to me... 1773 02:11:08,666 --> 02:11:10,666 Now I too will give you something. 1774 02:11:10,666 --> 02:11:11,541 What? 1775 02:11:11,541 --> 02:11:21,750 Wedding ring. 1776 02:11:21,750 --> 02:11:29,916 Rose... 1777 02:11:29,916 --> 02:11:32,041 I got a rocket in my pocket 1778 02:11:32,041 --> 02:11:33,875 O baby come and launch it 1779 02:11:33,875 --> 02:11:35,750 So we can fly away now 1780 02:11:35,750 --> 02:11:37,416 Get in the room and lock it 1781 02:11:37,416 --> 02:11:39,458 I got a rocket in my pocket 1782 02:11:39,458 --> 02:11:41,458 O baby come and launch it 1783 02:11:41,458 --> 02:11:43,291 So we can fly away now 1784 02:11:43,291 --> 02:11:59,250 Get in the room and lock it 1785 02:11:59,250 --> 02:12:02,041 Now, I am the only one who is single. 1786 02:12:02,041 --> 02:12:08,500 So, if you want to have some fun and play the game with me... 1787 02:12:08,500 --> 02:12:15,708 Call me on 929173314. 1788 02:12:15,708 --> 02:12:19,708 Let's do it let's do it say 1-2-3-4 1789 02:12:19,708 --> 02:12:23,375 Grand masti Grand masti 1790 02:12:23,375 --> 02:12:27,041 Grand masti Grand masti 1791 02:12:27,041 --> 02:12:30,791 Grand masti Grand masti 1792 02:12:30,791 --> 02:12:34,916 Grand masti Grand masti 1793 02:12:34,916 --> 02:12:39,333 Your intoxicating like a Margarita 1794 02:12:39,333 --> 02:12:43,125 Drinking you gives a different kind of high 1795 02:12:43,125 --> 02:12:46,875 Let me invite you as this night is very sexy 1796 02:12:46,875 --> 02:12:51,041 In this crazy rain Let's wet our hearts 1797 02:12:51,041 --> 02:12:54,791 Come on, let's lock this deal 1798 02:12:54,791 --> 02:12:58,208 Come on, let's lock this deal 1799 02:12:58,208 --> 02:13:02,166 Come on, let's lock this deal 1800 02:13:02,166 --> 02:13:07,541 Come on, let's lock this deal 1801 02:13:07,541 --> 02:13:14,916 Give me a signal of love baby Its 12'o clock in the night 1802 02:13:14,916 --> 02:13:18,583 My heart's engine is running The mercury has risen high 1803 02:13:18,583 --> 02:13:22,291 You feel it you feel it. 1804 02:13:22,291 --> 02:13:26,041 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1805 02:13:26,041 --> 02:13:29,791 There's fire in your attitude baby 1806 02:13:29,791 --> 02:13:33,375 You're in the mood I'm in the mood 1807 02:13:33,375 --> 02:13:36,666 There's fire in your attitude dude 1808 02:13:36,666 --> 02:13:38,416 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1809 02:13:38,416 --> 02:13:40,333 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1810 02:13:40,333 --> 02:13:42,708 So let's do it baby do it baby 1811 02:13:42,708 --> 02:13:44,541 Do Grand Masti 1812 02:13:44,541 --> 02:13:48,166 Grand masti Grand masti 1813 02:13:48,166 --> 02:13:52,208 Grand masti Grand masti 1814 02:13:52,208 --> 02:13:55,833 O cruel one! 1815 02:13:55,833 --> 02:13:59,250 Either give me your heart or kill me 1816 02:13:59,250 --> 02:14:02,875 They look just awesome 1817 02:14:02,875 --> 02:14:06,416 Your tantrums suit you so much 1818 02:14:06,416 --> 02:14:10,291 You have completely shaken me 1819 02:14:10,291 --> 02:14:13,541 Your moves are simply awesome. 1820 02:14:13,541 --> 02:14:15,291 Your dance steps are worth millions, 1821 02:14:15,291 --> 02:14:17,250 They are like an Air Condition for the eyes... 1822 02:14:17,250 --> 02:14:19,541 So let's do it baby do it baby 1823 02:14:19,541 --> 02:14:21,458 Do Grand Masti 1824 02:14:21,458 --> 02:14:25,125 Don't tease me like this first please me 1825 02:14:25,125 --> 02:14:28,791 by doing something unique, my love 1826 02:14:28,791 --> 02:14:32,458 Grand masti Grand masti 1827 02:14:32,458 --> 02:14:36,333 Grand masti Grand masti 1828 02:14:36,333 --> 02:14:38,041 Hey you baby 1829 02:14:38,041 --> 02:14:43,041 Get on the floor and do the Grand Masti125905