All language subtitles for Fresh Off the Boat s05e16 Trentina.eng

Announcer: Offside.

God!
Offsides again!

Hockey rules
are messed up.

Eddie, it's simple.

If a player
on the attacking team

is across
the offensive blue line

when the puck enters
the attacking zone

and if no defensive player
is on the --

Trent! Mom needs help
with the stereo.

I'm busy, Tina.
Why don't youdo it?

Well, yourWilson Phillips CD
is stuck, so...

What?!
That's not mine!

But I'll go help Mom --

make sure she doesn't
scratch it up again.

Do you want to play
until he gets back?

Enough of these games,
Huang.

Oh. Well, we can play
a different game.

Maybe one
where the rules make sense.

I was talking about
you and me, Eddie.

I guess all my signals
haven't gotten through

that adorable
thick skull of yours.

The doctor said
it's fine.

We should just
keep an eye on it --

Wait,
did you say adorable?

Yeah. I like you.

Romantically.

[ Exhales sharply ]

I wrote you that note
on Valentine's Day, but --Whoa.

Eddie: "...that one day,
we will be together.

X-O-X-O."

That was you?

Okay.

I feel like we're finally
on the same page here.

So what do you say?
We doing this? Let's go out.

Uh -- Uh --
Uh, I-I -- I mean --

I can see
this is a lot for you.

Take some time,
think about it.

You know
where to find me.

♪ Don't you know
things can change♪

♪ Things will go your way♪

[ Sighs ]

Just wasn't plugged in.

♪ For one more day♪

You know what, Eddie?
Pop music isn't a crime!

Maybe look outside your bubble
once in a while!

♪ Things will go your way♪

[ Exhales sharply ]

♪ Hold on for one more day♪

♪ Fresh off the boat

♪ I'm gettin' mine
everywhere I go ♪

♪ If you don't know, homey,
now you know ♪

♪ Fresh off the boat

♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪

♪ But I know where I'm goin'

♪ I'm fresh off the boat

Hm? [ Chuckles ]

"For their excellent service

to Orlando's
many, many senior citizens,

we're proud to award
Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse

this year's
Golden Prune award"!

That's amazing, Dad!

Have you finished
the new menu design?

We need it now more than ever
with the silver tide rolling in.

Nah, not yet.

Eddie, come on. You said
you'd have it done weeks ago.

And it was your idea.

I know, I know,
and it's almost done.

All I need now is...

the menu
and the design.

Trent: Louis, my man.

I believe some congratulations
are in order.

Mm, likewise, deputy.

That Prune wouldn't be ours

without you charming our oldest
and boldest customers.

What's your secret?

Insult comedy.

Everyone's always so careful
with old people.

They get bored.

That's where
the geezer teaser comes in.

Hmm.
Emery: Exactly.

That's why
I'm always razzing Grandma.

Just roasting her,
y'know?

But she loves it.

Well, I'm gonna keep
spreading the good news.

We won the Golden Prune,
everybody!

Yes!

What is that?

Hey, man, so...

I want to talk to you about
something kind of awkward. Um...

Tina asking you out?
She already told me.

She -- She did?

Yeah, she's pretty open
about that stuff.

Does not mesh well
with the rest of the family.

We're feeling-bottlers,
not feeling-sharers.

I mean, I gotta respect
someone who says what they want.

Plus, it's always kind of fun
when someone likes you.

Damn, it feels good
to be back in the game.

Whoa. Cool your jets there,
hot shot.

There's no way
you're going out with Tina.

Why? Because
she's your sister?

You don't think
I'm good enough?

No.
You're toogood for her.

I don't want her
dragging you down.

Tina is challenging.

I dunno, man.
She seems kind of cool.

Maybe a little aggressive,
but what's wrong with that?

I just don't think
it's a good idea.

But hey,
when you turn 18,

I'd be more than happy
to set you up with Trish.

She likes to...party.

[ Sighs ]

[ Evan sighs ][ Door closes ]

There's no easy way to say this,
so I'm just gonna spit it out.

I failed a test.

We took the Presidential
Fitness Test today.

I couldn't run
a 10-minute mile.

[ Scoffs ] Evan, how are you
going to become doctor/president

if you fail
a presidential test?

That's not really
how it works.

President Taft was a --

No dead-white-men excuses.

I expect better from you.
Much better.

And running? Anyone can run.
What happened?

You're right.
I'm sorry.

I promise, by next year,
I'll be ready.

Good.

And I just want you to know
that I still love you.

Should I have been
worried about that?

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Chuckles ] Wow, old folks
sure get the word out fast.

The teeth are fake,
but the money is real.

Neat.

So, hey, I need your advice
on something.

[ Gasps ] The Golden Prune
andconnecting with my son

on the same day?

[ Chuckles ] What did I do
to deserve this?

Dad, I'm gonna need you
to take it down, like, 50%.

I can give you 10%,
but that's it.

So, I was hanging out
with Trent yesterday...

Great guy. Love him.

Practically
part of the family.

Also, lovewhat's happening here
with you and me. Tell me more.

Well, Trent's sister, Tina,
walked in,

and she...
kind of asked me out.

Oh, my God.

It's happening.
[ Chuckles ]

I've written this rom-com
in my head so many times!

The thing is,
Trent made it pretty clear

he doesn't approve
of us going out.

T-bone!
Why does he hate love?

But I think I like her,
so I dunno what to do.

That's a tough one,
son.

Obviously, I would love it
if you two went out.

I mean, think of the children.
Redhead andAsian?

So beautiful.

So rare.

I feel like you're
a few steps ahead here.

But, in the end,
this is yourdecision, Eddie.

You have to do
what you think is right.

[ Chuckling ] Hey, wait.
Didn't I go to your funeral?

Aw,
I'm just kidding.

I really got you
that time.

[ Sighs ]
Trent's my best friend.

I know
what I have to do.

Hm.

Date in secret for years
and then win him over

with some freckled
Chinese baby cheeks?

A man can dream.

♪♪

I figured it out.

I excel at so many things
because of you.

You taught me math.
You taught me how to read.

You assembled my serious-
with-a-flair-to-fun wardrobe.

If you think flattery
will get you anywhere,

then you are
onto something.

Continue.

Well, now I need
that same support with running.

So I signed us up
for a charity 5K.

We can train together!

That's perfect!

Great idea, Evan!

[ Groans ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

Teach me how to run!

Oh, no.
Who'd you kill?

[ Sighs ] No.

I gave Evan a hard time

about failing
the presidential running test,

and now I'm stuck
training with him.

Okay.

Where does barging into my house
come into this?

Well...the thing is,

I may or may not
be awful at running.

Truly, truly bad.

If Evan finds out,
he'll know I'm a hypocrite.

So I need your help.

Well,
how bad can it be?

I mean, anyone can run.

Not me.

Every couple years,
I check for improvement.

Okay, Jessica,
this is your year.

Let's show 'em
what we're made of.

Whoa!

[ Groans ]

[ Whimpers ]

How do dogs do this
all the time?

Four legs.

I didn't throw up,
so I guess that's progress.

Yikes.

Well, not exactly sure
how you expect me to help here.

Right.

You're not dressed for running.
I'll give you a minute.

♪♪

[ Exhales sharply ] You can
do this, Eddie. It's just --

Oh, God, what was it again?

Oh. Right.

Here goes.

Finally!

I've been watching you
walk up to the door

for, like, 20 minutes.

It was awkward
when the mail came.

Yeah.
So, about yesterday...

it was super nice,
and you seem great and all,

but I just don't think
it's a good idea.

You don't think
or you don't know?

Thanks, but no --Because there's only
one way to find out.

[ Laughs ]
Whoa.

Mango with pistachio?
Bold.

What can I say?
I'll eat anything.

[ Laughs ]

There's so much stuff
I've never tried.

Everything we eat at home
is so bland and flavorless.

Yeah, I've seen
Trent's lunches.

Lot of mayo.

Yeah. My family
won't do anything hot --

hot foods, hot sun,
"Hot 'Lanta."

Oh, man,
spicy food is the best.

I've been thinking about
a few original recipes.

Really? Cool!
Like what?

Well, the main one right now
is spicy stuffed pancakes.

Hot, savory, sweet.

And who else is doing
dinner for breakfast for dinner?

[ Laughs ]

You have to make those for me
one day.

You...actually like
my stupid ideas?

Of course.

But one rule --

never call them stupid
again.

This is
the best date ever.

[ Chuckles ]

Do you want the rest
of my ice cream? I'm full.

Yes. Yes!

A thousand times, yes.

♪♪

[ Indistinct talking ]

I had a great time
tonight.

Me too.

I promise next time,
I'll remember my wallet.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Trent: Eddie!

Gah!
When'd you get there?!

Have you no honor?

Have you no respect?

I do have those things.
It's just --

Then why
are you dating Tina?

Look, I was just
gonna let her down easy,

but then she talked so fast,
and then we had ice cream,

and it turned out,
she's, like, awesome.

I-I'm sorry, Trent.

Your sister and I
really like each other,

and we're gonna keep
going out.

Okay.

Just don't say I didn't warn you
about Trentina.

"Trentina"?

That's her full name.

My parents aren't great.

♪♪

[ Door closes ]

Evan: Morning, Mommy.

[ Exhales ]
I'm ready to run.

Oh! Sorry, Evan.

I just got done
with a seven-miler,

or, as we runners call it,
a "7K."

I thought we were gonna
train together.

Someday, sure.

But you shouldn't train
with a pro too soon.

As you saw me disappear
over the horizon,

you would lose all hope
of ever catching up.

It'll be demoralizing.

Couldn't you just
slow down?

Besides, you have to find
your own running style.

You can't
just copy mine.

That would be
plagiarism.

Hm.

Sorry. You're right.
You're right.

Now, time
to get my blood pumping.

[ Click ]

Man: But to rally enough support
for a revolution,

they would have to
bring the pain -- Thomas Paine.

Born in Norfolk...

[ Door closes ]

Louis:
Wow, they do a really great job on the prune wrinkles.

Who does
your engraving?

No idea, sir.
I just put 'em up.

I'll always remember where I was
when I watched

the Golden Prune
go up in Cattleman's.

Not sure
why you two are so happy.

This thing's
the kiss of death.

I'll be back next year

to take it down
once you're out of business.

I also take 'em down.

[ Chuckles ]

What do you mean,
"out of business"?

Things have
never been better.

Oh, you'll see.

These old fogies,
they hear about the Prune,

take over a place,
then they die off,

leaving it with nothing.

Good luck.

Heavy is the restaurant
that wears the Prune.

Don't listen to him,
Louis.

He's just jealous because
henever won a Golden Prune.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah,
you're just jealous!

Hey, is this
all the orders?

I'd have to check.Great.

I've got a movie date
with Tina, and she said

if we miss the trailers,
then why bother?

So I planned out
the quickest route.

Gotta be punctual
for my girl!

Y'know, Eddie, I don't think
I've ever seen you be

happy and productive
at the same time before.

Yeah. I may have been wrong
about the whole Tina thing.

I thought
she'd bring you down,

but if anything,
you're bringing her up.

Trent, I don't have time for
a lesson on gravity. Gotta go.

I have to say,
being Eddie's best friend

is scoring me
major Tina points at home.

She hasn't shoved me

or made me talk
about my feelings in days.

Trent,
are you seeing this?

Wait a minute.

Aren't these the same people
we sat at 4:00?

Why are they still here?

Ah, they'll bleed
into the 8:00 hour!

And half of them
just ordered juice!

[ Sighs ]

Why is gold stuff
always cursed?

[ Yawns ]

Evan: Hi, Mommy.
Aah!

I slept
at the kitchen table

so I wouldn't miss
your morning run.

Yes.

I see that.

I'm ready to run
with a pro.

Okay. Great.

Let's do it.

But if we're gonna go
at your slow pace,

I'll get cold.

Let me go
grab a sweatshirt.

Aah!

Oh! My foot!

My running foot!

I tripped
on the chair, Evan.

I saw.

I don't think
I can run now.

Let's see
if we have some ice.

Hey, when did that homeless
person move onto the lawn?

What?! Where?!

Is he in the bushes?

Lock the door, Evan.
Lock the door!

I knew
you were faking.

Guess you're so embarrassed
of my failure,

you won't even
be seen with me.

I'll just go
on my own.

[ Click ]Man:
But Paul Revere was cunning

and devised a plan --
light one lantern...

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

That's why
I bring my own bat.

[ Grunts ]

The wood really makes you
focus on your form.

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs heavily ]

So, how'd I do?

Two words --
"Damn, girl." [ Chuckles ]

Did you make me go first
just so you can show me up?

Yes. And it worked.

[ Chuckles ]

Hey,
I got you a gift.

I left my gift for you
at the mall.

This is a gift
for both of us --

cooking school classes.

So you'll have
all the skills you need

to make me
those spicy pancakes.

Oh, yeah.
I forgot all about that.

It was just an idea I was
spitting while mad flirting.

You know what an idea is
if you don't follow through?

Nothing.
[ Chuckles ]

You were so excited about it,
so let's do it!

[ Sighs ]
I don't know.

It kinda sounds like
a lot of work,

and I have this thing
with school where I hate it,

so I'm not really looking
for more right now.

So that's it? You're just
bailing on the pancakes?

You're not even
gonna try?

Whoa. Why are you turning this
into such a big deal?

You sound
just like my dad.

I'm just trying
to help you.

Well, maybe I don't
need help.

Maybe I don't need
any of this.

[ Sighs ]

Man, Trent was right.

Right about what?

Nothing.
It was just --

Trent didn't feel comfortable
with us dating,

so maybe
we should just --

Are you
breaking up with me?

[ Sighs ]

I guess so.

Sorry.

Well, you shouldbe,
because I'm awesome!

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

So, let me
get this straight.

Not only did you
break my sister's heart,

but then you also
blamed it on me?

What's wrong with you?

Look, Trent, I'm sorry.

The woman owns
a Louisville Slugger, Eddie!

I-I panicked! I didn't know
what else to say.

How about, "Let's keep dating,
and Trent's a great guy"?

What even happened?

I thought you and Tina
really liked each other.

I-I did. I still do.

It's just -- she kept
pushing me to do stuff,

and I realized
you were right.

She's...challenging.

I don't want that.

I wasn't right at all,
Eddie.

I thought you were too good
for my sister.

Turns out
she's too good for you.

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

I'm glad
you made it in here

without tripping
on another one of your lies.

I think I owe you
an explanation.

I wasn't embarrassed
of you, Evan.

I was embarrassed
of me.

For raising
such a failure?

Evan,
this isn't about Eddie.

[ Sighs ]

Listen.

You know how most people
are bad at a lot of things?

Yeah.

Well, I only have
onething --

running.

But because
I only have one,

that means
I'm reallybad at it.

I guess
that math checks out.

So, when I saw you
struggling,

I realized
you had inherited my curse,

and I got frustrated
with myself.

That's why I was so hard on you
about the test.

Then you really aren't
embarrassed of me?

Oh, of course not,
Evan.

I could never
be embarrassed of you.

All right.

The "Protect Our Everglades" 5K
is about to begin.

Look at them.
So spry.

Get your exercise now,

before Father Time
withers your bodies

and you come destroy
my restaurant.

Dad, are you okay?

No!

I guess
Mommy decided not to come.

Guess again.

You're here!

Enjoy it while you can,
slowpoke.

Next time you're gonna see me
is at the finish line.

Man:
Please take your positions.

3, 2, 1...

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Vangelis' "Chariots of Fire"
plays ]

♪♪

♪♪

Oh, go on ahead, Evan.
Leave me.

Outrun the curse.

Become president.
[ Panting ]

No. I want to do this
with you.

Ohh.

Get out
of the way!

Go to Hell!

She's trying her best!

Eddie, what's wrong?

You down
about the Prune?

No.

Tina and I broke up.

Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.

I know getting dumped
is always hard, but --

No.
I broke up with her.

You did what?!

Sorry. Sorry.

You just seemed
so happy together.

We were. I dunno.

I-I guess it just wasn't
a good fit.

Okay, if you're gonna ruin
my rom-com,

you're gonna have to give me
a little more than that.

She was always talking about
motivating, following through,

being the best version
of myself.

I-I don't know.

I guess the whole thing
seemed like

it was gonna be
a lot of work.

Ah, there it is.

There what is?

Eddie, you do this
all the time --

bailing
when things get tough.

You were so excited
to redesign the menus,

and as soon as you started
to struggle, you gave up.

There are so many fonts.
It was overwhelming.

I know.
It's too much.

But being an adult --

and especially being
in an adult relationship --

means not giving up
when things get hard.

Being an adult sucks.

Yep.

But not always.

And having a partner
who pushes you to be better

makes it suck less.

Look at your mother.

I would never have
achieved my dreams

if it weren't for her
pushing me.

She's a strong,
incredible woman.

She's our rock.

[ Vomits ]

It's okay, Mommy.

A little in your hair...[ Vomits ]

Seems like Tina was just
giving you the push you needed.

The best relationships
aren't easy.

They're the ones
you have to fight for.

So if you really like Tina,
then she's worth the work.

Yeah, you're right, Dad.

And I do like her, so --

Redheaded Huangs,
here we come!

[ Chuckles ]

Um, all right.

Look!
There they are!

[ Panting, coughing ]

Those fools need to hurry up.
It's almost mosquito hour.

[ Clanking ]

Don't you dare!

[ Groaning ]

[ Groans ]

Okay,
you're good.

Did we do it?

Yes, Mommy. We did.

Okay, good.

[ Grunts ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

What do you want?

I'm sorry.
You were right.

[ Bat thuds ]I was stupid

for breaking up with you just
for pushing me to be better.

You're right.
That wasstupid.

Are these
what I think they are?

My spicy pancakes.

I call them...
Hot Cakes.

So? How is it?

Mm.

It's very you.

Has potential.
Oh.

Well, do you think
you could possibly consider,

y'know,
taking me back?

Maybe later, sure.

What?

I'm just not looking
to date a project right now.

I've done the work,
but listen --

take some time,
work on yourself.

Then we'll see.

Okay, well,
how much time?

That depends, man.
It's up to you.

So, how will I know?

These are all
good questions.

Can I decide
I'm ready right now?

If you think you are.

I'm so confused.

I can't hold your hand
on this.

But hey,
I'm rooting for ya!

[ Door closes ]

[ Chuckles lightly ]

[ Door opens ]

Hey. I heard
what you said.

Thanks for doing
the right thing.

I'm sorry
I was such a jerk.

So, do you know what Tina was
talking about or...

Never do, buddy.

But I'll be
rooting for you, too.

Earn her back.
You can do it.

Ooh, pancakes.

You know what'd be good
on these?

Don't you dare!

[ Whispering ]
Mayonnaise.

♪♪

Dad, I want to help,
but this feels wrong.

I can't change
who I am.

Not with thatattitude,
you can't.

Now go harass
some seniors.

You got to
get rid of them.

Dad, I finished
the new menus!

Even got it down
to one page.

Saving paper on paper.

And they're already
in circulation.

Ah, that's great, Eddie.
You followed through.

A little tough to read,
though.

Dad. Look.

[ Murmuring ]

Gah, this is
a young person's menu!

They're leaving!

Eddie, you did it!

You turned this prune
back into a grape!

Think you mean "plum,"
Lou.

Ah.

Can someone tell Trentina

that I chased out
a bunch of old people?

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