Original subtitles

Bakkosu... I sent him to hell last year.

Wolf Gang... That one was unbelievable...

He was still alive after being shot 20 times by a Magnum.

This one too... Still Walker...

When he was shot down, his body was found floating in a swampland.

And this one... The immortal man with a Psychogun on his left arm...

But there's been no sign of him for three years.

He's got to be dead, everyone's after him, there's no way he's still alive.

But there's a rumor that he's still alive and has changed his face.

If he's alive, he'll just have to die again.

Immortal or not, he's got nothing on us three.

Give it up.

If he were alive, you wouldn't be able to do anything against him.

Who the hell are you?

It's been a while, Baiken...

You... How do you know my name?

I also know that there's a bounty on your heads...

...since you are bounty hunters in the pay of the Pirate Guild.

Don't mess with us. You think you can take on us three?

You're gonna get it!

Really? You never know until you try.

Don't fuck with us!

Get him!

W-Wait! That stance...!

The Psychogun! Cobra!

hageshii unmei no uzu ni ima wa mi wo yudane

tatakau sono mune no akai honoo moetsukiru hi made

onna no namida to senaka awase ni aru

otoko no ikitama wo tomerare wa shinai

kizu darake no yume dakishimeta ude ni wa

hokori dake ga matata iteru

nani yori mo tada utsukushiku

uchuu no hate wo kyou mo mata samayou

sou kedakai kemono no you ni tamashii wo furuwasete

Thanks: TomTom.

This... This is it!

The fossil mollusks live inside the sand whales.

I finally got my hands on one of these mollusks.

So, where are we going, Cobra?

To Earth.

A cutie is waiting for me.

Father, the museum will close in 30 minutes.

Do not worry, I can visit the Louvre Museum in 10 minutes.

I have to do a body check, it's a regulation.

Very well, please do.

Here, Father.

Thank you. May God bless you.

How is it, professor? Can you decipher it?

It's hopeless.

It's too damaged, it's impossible to decipher it.

If only I had a living fossil...

Jack, ready a flight for Mars for next week.

Yes! Understood!

So that's it... The Nile's tear?

Oh my! That's quite the protection...

How flashy, it's like a Christmas decoration.

Let's see...

"Ask... And it will be given to you."

Number 2, starting materialization.

Currently under Hall 17.

Understood, number 2.

We will ascend before materializing.

What the hell is that?

What? No way!

I haven't even touched the stone!

What the hell is that?

There's a ship inside the building!

This it the museum of ancient martian art! Space Police, please respond!

Space Police, this is the museum of ancient martian art, please respond!

This is the Space Police.

Space Police, the museum...!

What? What happened? Answer! Answer!

Hey, what happened?

That crest on their chest...

You are...

Gipsy Doc!

You know my name?

Well, I'm famous after all.

Are you researching the fossils here?

I was looking for you, professor Utopia More.

You were looking for me?

Take the fossil's data and come with me, professor.

Who are you?

Santa Claus.

This way professor, follow me.

Don't let them get away!

Go!

Can you find Air Cars around here?

Underground. But you can only access it using the elevator.

But there's an helicopter on the roof.

Who are all these people?

The Pirate Guild.

The Pirate Guild?

A powerful syndicate. The mafia of space, basically.

Pillagers, terrorists, assassins... Well, these kinds of individuals.

What are you doing? Come on!

Ow!

Are you from Earth? You don't look like it.

Neither do you.

I can guess from the huge size of your hips and breasts.

A dead end!

What's this?

Water supply pipes.

How far do they go?

All the way to the tank on the roof, I think...

Can you climb up there?

That's impossible!

Stop! What are you doing?

Strike!

Do you always treat women this way?

Only when I'm in a hurry.

What are you doing?

Going for a swim.

This is an OxyCigar.

It contains 20 minutes worth of oxygen.

Martin!

Professor!? What are you doing here?

Martin! Start the helicopter's engine!

The helicopter!

That weapon! What...?

This? Just an accessory.

Martin! Get moving!

Right away!

You're not getting away!

Don't take off now! We aren't on yet!

Un... Unbelievable!

He bent the energy beam!

Psy... Psychogun!

Such a weapon in the left arm... This guy is...!

Cobra!

Don't let go!

I wouldn't even if you didn't tell me!

My diamond!

My diamond? It belongs to the museum!

It's mine!

You're a thief!

A thief?

I prefer the term 'art collector'.

Don't touch me! I don't want the help of a thief!

Martin, get away from the museum as much a possible, it's...

Martin?

Martin!

Do something! You're a man, aren't you?

A typical line for a woman in this kind of situation...

Let's see...

Impossible. I can't pilot a helicopter without a handle.

What are you doing?

We're jumping!

Are you joking?

Let's go!

My god, this man is insane!

Stars and stripes forever...

Look, it's the Space Police.

Geez... The cavalry always arrives after the battle is over...

It's gone!

You...?

Coordinates: 226-73826.

Exiting the interdimensional space.

We failed.

It doesn't matter, I will have that woman sooner or later.

Full speed! Return to base!

Here are some news of the attack on the museum of ancient martian art of New York.

The casualties of this tragic event now amount to 182 dead and 78 injured.

The damage to the building is estimated at more than 7 millions dollars.

And no one knows what became of the fossil stolen during the assault.

I don't get it...

About what?

According to witnesses,

the attack was led by the Pirate Guild, an intergalactic crime syndicate.

The Pirate Guild is at the origin of many acts of terrorism and robbery.

The Space Police's headquarters announced...

...having spread their net over the whole solar system for this investigation.

And now, for the sports news...

So, Lady... Don't you think this is strange?

That museum was full of jewels, and they didn't even touch them.

It's strange, indeed.

They only took the remains of a fossil mollusk.

What does the Guild want to do with a fossil?

Who knows.

Maybe they want to open an antique shop.

That girl, professor Utopia More, she should know more about it.

As soon as we speak of the Guild, your eyes change, Cobra.

I have a revenge to take on them.

And believe me, I'll have it.

Professor, a ship is approaching!

A ship?

This is the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

We were informed of the illegal capture of animals of this planet.

We request authorization to board your ship to investigate.

The SPCA?

We have a mandate from the earth government for this operation.

There is no need to investigate. Authorization request denied.

What do we do, Cobra?

No need for her authorization.

I can't believe it, he's heading straight for us!

My, my, this flight has some pretty stewardesses.

If I had known, I would have bought a ticket.

How about some tea, later?

You...

Call me Cobra.

Captain Cobra.

You don't look like an employee of the SPCA.

Is that so? You don't look like a professor to me.

And what brings you here, mister thief?

I fell in love at first sight and I couldn't forget about you.

Oh, really?

We are 102 millions of kilometers away from Earth, and yet...?

My love is proportional to the square of the distance.

Professor! We found one!

Put it on the monitor!

It's close! Just under the ship!

Okay, we're going! Get ready!

Excuse me, Cobra.

Exactly what are you doing here?

You want to know? Then follow me, I'll show you.

hateshinai yami no naka demo

asu wo shinjite

aruki tsuzukeru tatoe tsurakutemo

anata ga kureta hohoemi wo

kokoro no oku de

sotto michishirube ni kaete

kono hoshi ni inochi wo uketa otoko wa minna

dakishimeta roman no tame ni samayou

ai wa yuruginai chikara de

yoru no kawa wo koete yuku

taisetsu na hito ga yasashii kimochi de

kyou mo nemureru you ni

ai yo yuruginai chikara yo

unmei sae koete yuke

kirameku hoshi ni hikarete

I'm alive and well, and the Guild is still on the move.

Moreover, my nemesis, Crystal Boy, is here!

What tough luck...

Why do bad guys always have bases that are 500 meters high?

Are they trying to compete against your curves, Utopia?

Next in Cobra the Animation: The Psychogun Volume 2.

At your service!