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Hi. This is
Elizabeth Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay tuned
for Bewitched.
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NARRATOR: How did a nice
little witch like Samantha
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get mixed up with a big bad wolf
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like Henry VIII?
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It all startedin the Tower of London
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when Samantha got carried away
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by the plight of a warlocknamed Herbie.
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I don't know if your powers
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are strong enough
to... To release me
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but I beg of you, please try.
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Well, it seems to me
you've served your sentence.
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And that is whereSamantha made her big mistake.
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Sam, what...?
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Where did he come from?
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Darrin blew his top.But that wasn't the topper.
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This was the topper.
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Who gave you the right
to reverse my curse?
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Nobody. And I apologize.
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Apology not accepted.
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Now put him back
where he belongs.
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Okay, okay.
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Now, I'll show you
what we do with meddlers.
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Oh, Malvina...
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This trip through timeWill teach you a lesson.
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In others' affairsNot to mess in.
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Back to Henry VIII go you.
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The moment you meet himIs the moment you'll rue
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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NARRATOR: And that's how
Samantha got carried away
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to the court of Henry VIII.
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Early one morning
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Just as the sun was rising
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I heard a maiden
Singing in the field below
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Oh, don't deceive me
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Oh, never leave me
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How could you use
A poor maiden so?
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[APPLAUSE] Ahhh.
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Endora explained thatin order to get Samantha
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back from the 16th century,
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Darrin would have to goback to that time,
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find Samanthaand win her with a kiss.
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Place this talisman
around your neck.
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When you need me,
put it between your teeth
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and flap your arms like this:
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And do this:
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[QUACKING]
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You're kidding.
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No!
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As Darrin startedin pursuit of Samantha,
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His Majesty, Henry VIII
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was engaged in exactlythe same activity.
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We are the champion wrestler
of the British Isles.
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Well, this-then shouldn't we
pick on someone our own size?
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We shall make you
a lady-in-waiting.
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And just between you and me,
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you won't have to do
much waiting.
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[GROANING]
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[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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Of all the birds
That ever I see
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The owl is the fairest
In her degree
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For all the day long
She sits in a tree
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And when the night comes
Away flies she
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Te-whit, te-whoo
To whom drinks thou
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Sir, knave, to you?
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This song is well-sung
I make you a vow
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And he's a knave
That drinketh now
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Nose, nose Jolly red nose
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And who gave thee
That jolly red nose?
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Cinnamon, ginger
Nutmeg and cloves
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And that gave me
My jolly red nose
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That was lovely.
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Thank you, sire.
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Come and sit here
beside us, my sweet.
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Do you like us?
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Yes, Your Majesty.
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Well, then why don't you
show us some affection?
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Well, uh, how can I?
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Neither of you
ever stops eating.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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You there!
Take these mounts.
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[SAMANTHA SINGING
INDISTINCTLY IN DISTANCE]
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You give them a good cooling.
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We've ridden posthaste
from the Tower.
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Excuse me. Uh,
who is that singing?
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SAMANTHA:
She sits in a tree...
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That is the king's new favorite.
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Already?
You may well say that.
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If I do not mistake the signs,
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she is fated to take the place
of poor Catherine.
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Eh, Catherine?
What happened to her?
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Are you deaf, man?
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Did you not hear the cannons
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proclaim the sad news
early this morning?
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Sad news?
When the queen lost her head.
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SAMANTHA:
Cinnamon, ginger...
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Y-you mean:
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Precisely.
H-how can you be so sure
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that the king is serious
about this lady?
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These are
the late queen's jewels.
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We were sent to the Tower
to fetch them
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so His Majesty could present
them to his lady love.
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What do you think, boy?
Is that serious?
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Oh, boy, is that serious.
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SAMANTHA:
Nose,
nose Jolly red nose
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And who gave thee
That jolly red nose?
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Cinnamon, ginger
Nutmeg and cloves
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That gave me
My jolly red nose
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Yes?
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CHAMBERLAIN: We've come
with the jewels, sire.
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Enter, enter!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Stop.
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What do you want?
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You're needed right away
downstairs.
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The jewels are all here
and accounted for?
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With the exception
of a pearl necklace that...
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That needs restringing.
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Uh, open this, my sweet.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR] Yes?
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
The pastry tray, Your Majesty.
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HENRY:
Enter, enter!
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[GASPS]
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Your Majesty.
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That will be yours, my lovely.
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Oh. But I've done nothing
to deserve this.
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You will.
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May we speak with Your Majesty
privately a moment?
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It concerns the reaction
of the crowd
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at this morning's event.
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[GRUNTING]
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Pastry, eh, milady?
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No, thank you.
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[NORMAL VOICE] You really
don't recognize me, do you?
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Should I?
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I-I know you don't
remember anything, but...
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W-well,
look into my eyes.
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Look deep.
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Don't you see anything?
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Yes.
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Why are your eyes so bloodshot?
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Probably because I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
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Just give me a little kiss,
and it'll all come back to you.
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What?
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Shh.
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Think, think.
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I'm Darrin, your husband.
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You're Samantha.
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I'm a mortal.
You're a witch.
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Now, please, try to remember.
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Why?
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Sounds like a good thing
to forget.
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You've gotta get out of here
while they're talking.
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Unhand me, you peasant.
Unhand me.
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Zounds!
What knavery is this?
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
Eh, pastry, me Majesty?
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For this you shall die!
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Your Majesty, I beg of you,
restrain yourself.
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Another killing now will only
inflame the people further.
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Yes, let's not
inflame the people.
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Sam, please,
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one little kiss a-and all this
will make sense to you.
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Take him away.
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Your Majesty, spare him.
Why?
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Why not?
What?
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Well, it's obvious the poor man
has lost his senses.
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Oh, well.
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Summon the guards and have him
thrown into the dungeon.
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Take him from my sight.
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Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
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I'm not even a British citizen.
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Why did he call me...
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Sam?
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We don't know.
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But for that alone,
we shall have him beheaded.
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Hey, what are you doing there?
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[METAL GRATING]
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Hey, there.
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You, there.
Hey, what are you doing?
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Hey, there, what are you doing?
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What is it?
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I-I was just wondering,
uh, what you were doing.
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It don't take much brains
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to figure out this ain't for
butchering chickens, do it?
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No, it don't. Don't.
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Lucky for you,
His Majesty is busy
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having a masked ball.
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Because I haven't got
the orders yet.
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[LAUGHS]
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Endora,
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I never dreamed I'd welcome
your interference,
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but here goes.
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[QUACKING]
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In trouble again?
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Again? I've never
been out of it.
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We've got to get
to Samantha right away.
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The King executed
his fifth wife this morning,
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and he's planning to make Sam
number six in the big parade.
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That is grim.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
Open the door.
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And how would you suggest
I do that?
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Give it a zap.
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For your information, Darwin,
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since this is the 16th century,
I do not have my powers.
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W-why not?
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Because it's the 16th century,
and I wasn't even born yet.
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Could have fooled me.
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Look here, Durweed,
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I only have the power
to get here and to leave here.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm only staying
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because Samantha needs her mama.
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But if you don't have
your powers,
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how are you gonna get me
out of here?
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Well,
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I'll just have to use
my native ingenuity.
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I'm dead.
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[BRITISH ACCENT] You, there!
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Come here at once.
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What are you doing here?
There are no visitors allowed.
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For your information,
my good man, I am not a visitor.
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I am here by the order
of His Majesty Henry VIII,
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King of England, France
and King of Ireland.
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You are?
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He has asked me
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to check on the conditions
of the prisoners.
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I am appalled.
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You are?
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This prisoner has a gold coin
in his possession.
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Give me the coin.
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There.
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You see?
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[
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You know
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that prisoners
are not to have gold.
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Your eyes
are getting very heavy.
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Gold is the root of all evil.
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You are getting so tired.
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And this chain is definitely
a dangerous weapon.
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You want to sleep.
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Sleep.
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Sleep.
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He's out.
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[SNORING]
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Oh, wouldn't you know it?
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Oh, Durwood.
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Durwood, wake up!
Wake up!
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Oh, Endora,
am I glad to see you.
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I was having this
ridiculous nightmare
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that I was back in the 16th...
265
00:14:10,982 --> 00:14:13,150
It's a real nightmare.
266
00:14:13,151 --> 00:14:14,618
Here, take the coins.
267
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,488
[
]
268
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:21,025
Now, tell me this,
did you try...?
269
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,560
Did you try to approach
Samantha?
270
00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:24,828
Oh, yes.
271
00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:26,630
And she wouldn't have
a thing to do with me.
272
00:14:26,631 --> 00:14:29,466
Oh, if that had only happened
when you first met.
273
00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,802
Now, come on.
Let's find Samantha.
274
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:33,737
No, wait.
What?
275
00:14:33,738 --> 00:14:34,738
What about him?
276
00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:36,673
Oh, yes.
277
00:14:36,674 --> 00:14:38,809
Oh, yes.
278
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:42,413
I'll give him
a post-hypnotic suggestion.
279
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:45,849
When you wake,
you'll feel rotten.
280
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:49,487
Come on.
281
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,489
[
]
282
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:58,596
[FOLK MUSIC PLAYING]
283
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:45,409
Where is she?
284
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,744
There.
285
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,530
Do I look okay?
286
00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,620
Splendid.
287
00:15:56,621 --> 00:16:00,691
The court tailor was
a very easy subject, wasn't he?
288
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:08,965
That was lovely, my dear.
We are very pleased.
289
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:10,467
Thank you, Your Majesty.
290
00:16:10,468 --> 00:16:11,835
Endora, quick.
291
00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,337
And before the music
starts again,
292
00:16:13,338 --> 00:16:14,938
you've got to get to Samantha.
293
00:16:14,939 --> 00:16:17,474
Getting to Samantha
is no problem.
294
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,808
But trying to convince her
295
00:16:18,809 --> 00:16:21,445
that you'd make a better husband
than Henry VIII
296
00:16:21,446 --> 00:16:24,448
doesn't make too much sense.
297
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:27,884
Hope I can do it without
choking on the words.
298
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:30,754
Just convince her,
and you can choke afterwards.
299
00:16:32,357 --> 00:16:33,590
Your Majesty.
300
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:43,767
Milady, I'm very happy for you.
301
00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:45,369
I know you don't remember me,
302
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,804
but your mother and I
were very close.
303
00:16:47,805 --> 00:16:49,873
You knew my mother?
Oh, yes.
304
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,308
Then you know who I am?
305
00:16:51,309 --> 00:16:52,609
Definitely.
306
00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,645
Who am I?
307
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,614
You really want to know?
308
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,049
Oh, yes, yes, desperately.
309
00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,686
You see that young man
over there?
310
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:05,890
Give him a kiss,
just one little kiss,
311
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,925
and it will all
come back to you.
312
00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,293
Who are you?
313
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:12,396
A very close friend
of your mother's,
314
00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:14,931
who, incidentally,
was a very lovely woman.
315
00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:16,800
I don't think she would approve
316
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:20,137
of your involvement
with the king.
317
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:21,972
No? Why not?
318
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:25,809
Well, for one thing,
he's too fat.
319
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,544
He's not fat.
320
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:30,080
He's just a little short
for his weight.
321
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:34,585
You mean he'd be thin
if he were 10 or 11 feet tall?
322
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,919
Shh.
323
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,921
Do you want to be
accused of treason?
324
00:17:39,123 --> 00:17:40,391
Be smart.
325
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:45,362
Give him a little kiss,
just one little kiss.
326
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,864
[GROANS]
327
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:49,799
You!
328
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,502
Please don't yell.
329
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:55,405
I told you
not to show your face.
330
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:56,673
Now, look, my dear.
331
00:17:56,674 --> 00:17:59,443
Is he not more
of a match for you?
332
00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:00,177
He's young...
333
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:01,345
[COUGHS]
334
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:02,513
And handsome...
335
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,913
[COUGHS]
336
00:18:03,914 --> 00:18:04,914
And charming.
337
00:18:04,915 --> 00:18:06,950
[COUGHS] What's the matter?
338
00:18:06,951 --> 00:18:11,455
It's difficult to talk
when one is choking.
339
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:13,624
Endora, will you knock it off?
340
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:17,327
Sam, please, for the sake
of the children.
341
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,130
Children?
342
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:22,066
Well, they're not born yet.
343
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,368
But they will be if you'll
just cooperate a little.
344
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:25,602
Oh!
345
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:27,938
I beg your pardon.
346
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:29,106
Oh, Sam...
347
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,108
[GRUNTING]
348
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,509
Your Majesty.
349
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,610
DARRIN:
One little kiss.
350
00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:34,978
[GASPS]
351
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:37,481
Sam, just one little kiss.
352
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,983
Guards!
Seize this wretch!
353
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,518
How did he escape
from the dungeon?
354
00:18:41,519 --> 00:18:44,221
I know not, sire, unless it be
by the use of magic.
355
00:18:44,222 --> 00:18:47,391
You must be out of your senses
to show your face here.
356
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,127
I didn't mean to show my face.
My mask slipped.
357
00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:54,531
We were undecided about your
fate, but now, by heaven,
358
00:18:54,532 --> 00:18:56,133
you shall be beheaded.
359
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,535
Away!
360
00:18:58,536 --> 00:19:00,204
Wait!
361
00:19:00,205 --> 00:19:02,006
I-if it please
Your Majesty,
362
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,741
this lady was very close
to my mother.
363
00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:05,742
Oh.
364
00:19:05,743 --> 00:19:07,744
[
]
365
00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:10,514
Now what is it?
366
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,384
Why not have some fun
with him first?
367
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:15,986
Hm. What did you have
in mind?
368
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,088
Well, your prowess in wrestling
369
00:19:18,089 --> 00:19:20,957
is known throughout the kingdom,
Your Majesty.
370
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:25,395
How about a match
with this, eh, poltroon?
371
00:19:25,396 --> 00:19:28,332
Oh-ho-ho, madam.
372
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:33,537
Between this spindly
figure of a man and ourselves
373
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:36,473
there can be no match.
374
00:19:36,474 --> 00:19:39,876
We would crush him
like a dried leaf.
375
00:19:39,877 --> 00:19:41,345
Well, so what?
376
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,980
He's going to be executed,
anyway.
377
00:19:43,981 --> 00:19:48,051
Thanks, Endora.
I hope your broom goes bald.
378
00:19:48,052 --> 00:19:51,689
I just think
he wants to be coaxed.
379
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,190
[LAUGHS]
380
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,860
Oh, please.
381
00:19:56,861 --> 00:20:00,063
Please, Your Majesty.
It would be so much fun.
382
00:20:00,064 --> 00:20:01,898
Well,
383
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:04,068
if the sight of blood
384
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:08,338
and the sound of bones snapping
385
00:20:08,339 --> 00:20:11,608
will not offend the ladies,
386
00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:14,577
very well.
Release him!
387
00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:16,079
[APPLAUSE]
388
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,718
Endora, are you crazy?
389
00:20:21,719 --> 00:20:25,355
It's the only way
to reach Samantha,
390
00:20:25,356 --> 00:20:28,158
to strike
a responsive chord in her.
391
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:29,459
What's going to be struck
392
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:31,828
is my head against
this marble floor.
393
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,831
Would you rather have it
fall into a basket?
394
00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:37,134
You have to trust me.
395
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,468
Trust you?
396
00:20:38,469 --> 00:20:40,703
That's the funniest thing
I've ever heard.
397
00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:42,945
At least I'll die laughing.
398
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,142
[SIGHS]
399
00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:48,845
Stand back, stand back.
400
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,513
Not you.
401
00:20:50,514 --> 00:20:52,015
Ready?
402
00:20:52,016 --> 00:20:53,483
[WHIMPERING]
403
00:20:58,589 --> 00:21:01,091
Why, he's nothing but a coward.
404
00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:06,396
Zounds, man!
This is a wrestling match,
405
00:21:06,397 --> 00:21:08,265
not a footrace.
406
00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:10,267
You pick your sport,
I'll pick mine.
407
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:13,036
[DARRIN & KING GRUNTING]
408
00:21:24,115 --> 00:21:27,451
The king is cracking him
like a walnut.
409
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,152
What fun.
410
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,621
Fun?
I think it's cruel.
411
00:21:31,622 --> 00:21:33,957
[BOTH GRUNTING]
412
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,658
What did you say?
Uncle.
413
00:21:35,659 --> 00:21:37,160
[KING GRUNTING]
414
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:43,533
[BOTH GRUNTING]
415
00:21:45,903 --> 00:21:48,405
I wouldn't want his death
on my conscience.
416
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:49,906
[GASPING]
417
00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:59,383
You've killed him.
418
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:01,551
Well, wasn't that the idea?
419
00:22:01,552 --> 00:22:05,222
You simply have no feelings,
you big klutz.
420
00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:06,589
Klutz?
421
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,690
What is "klutz"?
422
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:12,262
Ungh!
Thank heaven he's alive.
423
00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:14,297
But he may not be for long.
424
00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:17,000
Just one kiss before I go.
425
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,307
Darrin.
426
00:22:23,808 --> 00:22:24,842
Sam.
427
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,176
Zounds!
428
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:28,178
Come on.
Come on.
429
00:22:28,179 --> 00:22:29,379
Get up, get up.
430
00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,815
Hang on, kids.
Here we go.
431
00:22:31,816 --> 00:22:33,717
[THUNDER CRASHES]
432
00:22:33,718 --> 00:22:35,686
[
]
433
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,426
Where...?
Where did they go?
434
00:22:43,427 --> 00:22:44,827
Where did who go, sire?
435
00:22:44,828 --> 00:22:47,330
Oh, my lady
and that poor foolish knave
436
00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,698
and... And that woman.
437
00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:50,700
I think, Your Majesty,
I'm not sure,
438
00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:53,570
but I think we are having
a royal dream.
439
00:22:53,571 --> 00:22:56,873
Oh. Well, in that case,
shouldn't we be asleep?
440
00:22:56,874 --> 00:23:00,377
Sire, your wisdom
knows no bounds. Sleep.
441
00:23:00,378 --> 00:23:02,011
[
]
442
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,253
[
]
443
00:23:12,757 --> 00:23:14,725
[
]
444
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,062
Ah! There.
445
00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:22,332
The way they have distorted
a famous portrait,
446
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:25,669
it's downright desecration,
is what it is.
447
00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,175
And as you well know,
when Scotland Yard
448
00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:34,077
takes up a case,
they always gets their man.
449
00:23:39,784 --> 00:23:42,219
You'll have to excuse me,
ladies and gentlemen.
450
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:45,189
This has been
a most unusual day for me.
451
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:48,591
Most unusual day.
452
00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:50,593
[
]
453
00:23:53,697 --> 00:23:55,665
Sweetheart, are you all right?
454
00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:57,367
Well, considering I just lost
455
00:23:57,368 --> 00:23:59,736
a wrestling match
to Henry VIII, no.
456
00:23:59,737 --> 00:24:01,205
Psst. Psst.
457
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:04,274
Ahem. My dear lady, I would like
a word with you.
458
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:05,542
Oh.
459
00:24:08,212 --> 00:24:11,848
Now, look, I've gotten into
enough trouble because of you.
460
00:24:11,849 --> 00:24:13,717
I was not addressing you.
461
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:17,921
I was addressing that lovely
and gracious lady at your side.
462
00:24:17,922 --> 00:24:19,589
Who?
463
00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:21,190
Me.
464
00:24:21,191 --> 00:24:23,526
You know, I think
he's kind of cute.
465
00:24:26,831 --> 00:24:29,398
My gracious lady.
466
00:24:29,399 --> 00:24:31,735
Mother, why did you do that?
467
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,670
I'm taking him with me.
468
00:24:33,671 --> 00:24:35,038
What?
469
00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:38,441
Babysitters are allowed to have
friends in, aren't they?
470
00:24:38,442 --> 00:24:41,077
Pay no attention to them,
Herbie.
471
00:24:44,048 --> 00:24:47,417
Sam, you shouldn't have
let her do that.
472
00:24:47,418 --> 00:24:49,486
Now, look at it this way.
473
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:50,787
Maybe she was tired
474
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:52,956
of just watching television
in the evening.
475
00:24:52,957 --> 00:24:55,858
I was talking
about the painting.
476
00:24:55,859 --> 00:24:59,729
It's supposed to be a portrait
of Sir Herbert Wellingford.
477
00:24:59,730 --> 00:25:01,498
Oh.
Well, I can fix that.
478
00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:07,670
"The Missing Horseman"?
479
00:25:07,671 --> 00:25:09,306
Sam, that's ridiculous.
480
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:10,307
Well?
481
00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:11,808
[
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482
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,848
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483
00:25:18,898 --> 00:25:23,448
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