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Hi. This is
Elizabeth Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay tuned
for Bewitched.
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[DING]
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Come on, Sam, we'll be late.
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Sweetheart, the Tower of London
has been standing there
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since the year 1000.
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I promise you it won't go away.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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If that's Larry, tell him
I was lost at sea.
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You think it could be him?
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He knows we're on vacation.
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He knows, but he doesn't care.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Mother.
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I'll get on the extension.
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Are the children behaving
themselves?
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Oh, they're perfect
little darlings.
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As a matter of fact,
they're right here,
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and they want to say hello.
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Say, "Hello, Mommy."
Come on.
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Hello, Mommy.
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Yes. Say, "Hello, Daddy."
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Hello, Dad.
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Hello, Adam.
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Hi, sweetheart, how are you?
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Are you having a good time
with Grandmama?
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Oh, yeah.
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This morning we all went
swimming in the pool.
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Pool? What pool?
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We don't have a pool.
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Grandmama zapped it up.
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What?
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Put Grandmama back on the phone.
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What is it, Durwood?
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Endora, didn't you promise,
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on what you laughingly call
your honor,
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not to pull
any of that hocus-pocus
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in front of the kids?
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Oh, don't get your giblets
in an uproar.
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I removed the pool
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when the children
were through swimming.
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Darrin, it is not necessary
to thrash this out
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on a long-distance phone call.
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Oh, don't worry,
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this call isn't costing you
anything.
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Why not?
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Because I'm using
Tabitha's phone.
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Now, don't you realize
what a poor example
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you're setting for the children?
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Now, why couldn't you use
the regular phone?
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Because there's one thing
it can't do.
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DARRIN:
What is that?
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This.
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Endora!
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Did he get the idea, Samantha?
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Yes, Mother. He got it.
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And now I think
I'm gonna get it.
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Bye.
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ANNOUNCER:
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[
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[TINKLING]
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[
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Don't they look great
in their uniforms?
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SAMANTHA:
Uh-huh.
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And they make
a marvelous gin too.
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Now, centuries ago, people had
the misleading impression
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that the Tower was erected
by Julius Caesar,
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right after he conquered Gaul.
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Now, this happened
not to be the truth.
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Caesar did not build
the Tower of London,
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although he certainly had
the gall to do it.
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[LAUGHS]
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A bit of humor never hurts,
I always say.
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But now onto more
serious matters.
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Now, this here room
is hung with portraits
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of previous royal subjects.
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The true facts are,
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the Tower was begun
by William the Conqueror
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in the year 1066,
and has been added to
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by succeeding occupants
of the British throne.
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Pst, pst. Pst.
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Shh.
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TOUR GUIDE:
...so, in case of an attack,
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only the defenders
could use their right hand.
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If you follow me,
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we'll visit the crypt
of St. John's Chapel,
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which was also used as a prison
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when the dungeons down below
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had standing room only.
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Pst, pst.
Pst, pst.
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You hissed?
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You could have gotten me
into a lot of trouble.
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Oh, forgive me, madam,
but I'd almost given up hope.
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Would you believe you're the
first witch in over 400 years
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to take this tour?
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Well, if you're my prize,
I'm not interested.
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Let me explain.
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A hateful witch placed me
under a curse
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and doomed me to remain here
for 1000 years.
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A thou...
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A thousand years?
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That's a long time,
even in the life of a warlock.
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Now, come on, everybody,
stick together
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and follow me
right through here.
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I don't want none of you
getting lost
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as we go through
these halls here.
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Right behind me, that's the way.
Move along.
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[
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You must have committed
a terrible crime
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to earn this kind of punishment.
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On the contrary.
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All I did was fall in love
with a witch
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in the court of King Henry VIII
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and ask her to marry me.
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Well, why would the hateful
witch object to that?
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Because I was already married
to the hateful witch.
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Oh. No wonder she was
so hateful.
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I don't know if your powers are
strong enough to release me,
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but I beg of you, please try.
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Well, I don't believe
in philandering,
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but it seems to me
you've served your sentence.
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Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Now, what could I do
to repay you?
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Well, you can start
by letting go of my hand,
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or I'll miss
the rest of the tour.
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[
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Sam, what...
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And where did he come from?
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Out... Out of that painting.
I'll explain later.
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Sam, you've just defaced
a national treasure.
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Don't worry,
I'll un-deface it in a minute.
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Who is this varlet?
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He's no varlet, he's my husband.
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TOUR GUIDE: We will ascend
to the second floor
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to visit the royal apartments.
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Uh-oh. I'll try
and head them off.
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Do something with him.
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My dear lady, I am forever
in your gratitude.
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I'm your slave.
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Well, sorry,
but we're fully staffed.
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I see you're still at it,
you wretched rogue!
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You knave!
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Malvina, oh, please.
I've suffered long enough.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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And as for you,
you miserable little witch,
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who gave you the right
to reverse my curse?
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Nobody. And I apologize.
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Apology not accepted.
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Now put him back
where he belongs.
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Okay, okay.
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I don't know how this pebble
got in my shoe.
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I'll just be a second.
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Very well, sir.
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But it'd help a lot all around
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if you wouldn't go
traipsing off by yourself.
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Just be a banana
and stick with the bunch.
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[LAUGHS]
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I'll show you what we do
with meddlers.
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Oh, Malvina...
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This trip through time
will teach you a lesson
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in others' affairs,
not to mess in.
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Back to Henry VIII go you.
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The moment you meet him
is the moment you'll rue.
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[
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Could you tell me
what place this is?
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What place? Marry, 'tis a place
where the King changes wives
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as often as a woman
changes her mind.
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[DISTANT EXPLOSION]
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What's that?
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The King's fifth wife
just lost her head.
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You mean they shoot off
the cannon
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every time she gets angry?
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Uh.. No, child, it's...
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You mean:
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It seems to be less troublesome
than divorce.
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Bless you, my child.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Yes, I'll accept the call.
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Hello, Durwood.
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What do you mean
Samantha's gone?
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How can you lose a grown woman?
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I didn't lose her.
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She ran off with a nobleman?
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Oh, how wonderful.
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Didn't run off with a nobleman.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Oh, in a painting?
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A curse? I see!
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This could be serious, Durwood.
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If it wasn't,
would I be calling you?
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I think I better get Esmeralda
to mind the children.
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I'll meet you in front
of the painting right away.
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Right away?
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Yes. If I get there first,
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I'll start without you.
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[PEOPLE LAUGHING AND SINGING]
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The hunt is on
The hunt is on
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And it is Well nigh day
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And Harry our King
Is hunting
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To bring his gear to make
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The hunt is on
The hunt is on
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And it is Well nigh day
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And Harry our King...
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Greetings to you all.
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My lord.
My lord.
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Good morrow,
my Lord Chamberlain.
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You've come in good time.
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The King sorely needs
your cheer.
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Aye, we heard the cannon
proclaim the sad news.
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Chop and change,
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chop and change.
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Now we'll have none of that,
if you please.
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Come, masters,
I'll show you to your quarters.
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CHAMBERLAIN:
Come along.
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Excuse me.
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What manner of costume is that?
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Is there anything wrong with it?
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It is, to say the least,
minimal covering.
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When you appear before
His Majesty,
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you'd better maxify it.
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But...
Go along now.
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[
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This way.
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This way. Make yourselves ready,
masters.
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The King is even now
in the dining hall.
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Burying his sorrow
in the roast beef?
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Enough, or you will
be made to leave.
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As long as I do not leave here
headfirst
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like the Queen.
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CHAMBERLAIN:
Cease these jackanapes.
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I will send word
when you must appear.
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And find this one some clothing
more suitable to the occasion.
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[CHUCKLES]
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PLAYER:
Well, now, mistress,
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can you do something
to entertain?
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I...
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I don't know.
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Then, why are you here?
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Isn't it obvious?
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She is a very special friend...
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of the Chamberlain's.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Apparently I seem to have
no trouble
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entertaining all of you.
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Touch?.
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Just a little jest. No offense.
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A foolish jest at my expense!
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A rhyme!
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Art thou then a poet?
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Be still.
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Can you sing or dance a jig
or play an instrument?
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I seem to remember...
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playing something like this
when I was a child.
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I-I-It's called a lute.
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Then you shall sing and play
for His Majesty,
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and I will teach you
some of his favorites.
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[
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[
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00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:05,082
Right this way, ladies
and gentlemen. Just follow me.
264
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:12,890
Up here, Durwood.
265
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,860
What are you doing there?
266
00:13:16,861 --> 00:13:18,930
Horsing around.
267
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,765
Will you cut that out?
268
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:23,434
I'm just getting
some information.
269
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:25,435
I don't know if they still
imprison people here,
270
00:13:25,436 --> 00:13:26,804
and I'd rather not find out.
271
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:29,840
Now, will you get out of there?
272
00:13:29,841 --> 00:13:33,043
I was getting the necessary
information from Herbie.
273
00:13:33,044 --> 00:13:36,947
Samantha has been zapped back
to the court of Henry VIII
274
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:39,716
in the year 1542.
275
00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,752
Henry VIII, the eighth?
276
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:45,489
How terribly clever of you
to figure that out.
277
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:49,359
[
]
278
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,248
Ahh.
279
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:12,750
[BURPS]
280
00:14:14,385 --> 00:14:16,553
Poor Catherine.
281
00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:20,257
She had a lovely neck.
What a pity, huh?
282
00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:21,692
A pity indeed, sire.
283
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,160
At least she got rid
284
00:14:23,161 --> 00:14:25,095
of those chronic headaches
of hers.
285
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,531
[LAUGHS]
286
00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:29,800
[ALL LAUGH]
287
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:53,457
They say that a man
cannot live with a wife
288
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,459
nor without one.
289
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,761
But after five failures,
290
00:14:57,762 --> 00:15:01,866
I'm determined never again
to so much as look at another.
291
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,734
Early one morning
292
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:06,037
Just as the sun was rising
293
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,974
I heard a maiden singing
In the vale below
294
00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,176
Look at another what, sire?
Sh, sh.
295
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,611
Oh, never leave me
296
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,513
How could you use
297
00:15:16,514 --> 00:15:20,550
A poor maiden so?
298
00:15:24,656 --> 00:15:29,426
Remember the vows
That you made to your Mary
299
00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:33,664
Remember the bower
Where you vowed to be true
300
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:36,100
Oh, don't deceive me
301
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,402
Oh, never leave me
302
00:15:38,403 --> 00:15:40,437
How could you use
303
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:44,641
A poor maiden so?
304
00:15:48,213 --> 00:15:51,348
Oh, gay is the garland
305
00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:53,817
And fresh are the roses
306
00:15:53,818 --> 00:15:57,888
I've culled a garden
To bind on my brow
307
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:02,593
Oh, don't deceive me
Oh, never leave me
308
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,594
How could you use
309
00:16:04,595 --> 00:16:08,598
A poor maiden so?
310
00:16:08,599 --> 00:16:10,100
[APPLAUSE]
311
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,639
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
312
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:20,511
[
]
313
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,596
Rise and be seated.
314
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,436
What is your name, dear child?
315
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:46,770
I know not.
316
00:16:46,771 --> 00:16:50,374
I know not? What a strange name.
You must be Irish.
317
00:16:51,909 --> 00:16:55,745
But, uh,
you have a lovely voice.
318
00:16:55,746 --> 00:16:57,982
Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.
319
00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:00,951
My late wife, Catherine,
used to sing to me.
320
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:02,886
But now...
321
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,221
[SIGHS]
322
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,493
Would you like to stay
in the palace
323
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:11,162
and take Catherine's place?
324
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:14,564
As a singer, I mean.
325
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:18,635
Well, if it please,
Your Majesty.
326
00:17:18,636 --> 00:17:21,738
I can only hope,
that like your late wife,
327
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:24,308
I do not lose my...
328
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:27,011
voice.
329
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,611
[MUMBLES]
330
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,547
[
]
331
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,219
Because of Malvina's curse,
332
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,456
Samantha has no powers
and can't return to the present
333
00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:42,159
unless someone in this century
334
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,561
woos and wins her with a kiss.
335
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:46,997
Guess who's elected?
336
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:48,832
You... You're joking.
337
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,533
There's more.
338
00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:53,136
Not only does Samantha not have
her witchcraft,
339
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:57,007
but she doesn't even know
who she is, nor who you are.
340
00:17:57,008 --> 00:18:01,578
Beautiful. Now I'm supposed
to kiss a perfect stranger.
341
00:18:01,579 --> 00:18:03,847
What's to stop her
from slapping me in the face?
342
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:06,216
Fortunately, nothing.
343
00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:08,018
One thing about your
mean streak, Endora,
344
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,652
it's consistent.
345
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,188
Now, let's get going.
346
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,056
But first...
347
00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:16,026
First you need
an appropriate costume.
348
00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:17,361
[
]
349
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:23,700
Yes. Yes, of course.
350
00:18:27,372 --> 00:18:28,872
Thanks a lot!
351
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:30,974
Why couldn't I have
the nobleman's clothes?
352
00:18:30,975 --> 00:18:34,044
Because you'll be a lot more
believable as a peasant.
353
00:18:34,045 --> 00:18:35,879
But I...
Quiet!
354
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,247
But what about the painting...
355
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:38,282
Quiet!
356
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,418
Backward, turn backward.
357
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:44,421
Oh, time, in thy flight,
358
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:47,258
take this peasant
away from my sight,
359
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,227
back to the time of Henry VIII,
360
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:54,965
who was long on wives
but short on faith.
361
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,268
No!
362
00:18:57,269 --> 00:19:00,104
[LAUGHS]
363
00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,872
[
]
364
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,355
Excuse me, could you tell me
how far it is
365
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:19,924
to the court of King Henry VIII?
366
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,392
Oh, you have a long,
long way to go.
367
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:23,393
Are you sure?
368
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:24,527
Oh, positive.
369
00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:27,030
You see,
this is the court of Henry I.
370
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:33,003
Terrific. That was beautiful,
Endora.
371
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,672
You only missed the target
by 500 years.
372
00:19:35,673 --> 00:19:36,840
But I guess at your age,
373
00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:39,410
your powers are bound
to slip a little.
374
00:19:46,818 --> 00:19:50,120
Would you care to repeat that?
375
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:52,722
No. But I knew
it would get to you.
376
00:19:52,723 --> 00:19:55,725
You sent me back
to the time of Henry I.
377
00:19:55,726 --> 00:19:58,295
Well, so what? I was only
seven Henrys off.
378
00:19:58,296 --> 00:20:00,030
Seven Henrys and 500 years.
379
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:03,100
A mere tick
of the universal tock.
380
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,068
Okay, let's try again.
381
00:20:05,069 --> 00:20:08,272
First, I think we'd better take
a little precaution.
382
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,040
In case you get
into trouble again,
383
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,876
which you undoubtedly will.
384
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:19,116
Place this talisman
around your neck.
385
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,884
When you need me,
386
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:24,287
put it between your teeth,
387
00:20:24,288 --> 00:20:27,491
and flap your arms like this.
388
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:30,461
And do this.
389
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,997
Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack, quack.
390
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:35,766
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack.
391
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,601
Quack, quack.
392
00:20:37,602 --> 00:20:39,303
You're kidding.
393
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,404
Well, if you'd rather
go it alone...
394
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:44,241
No, no, I'll keep it.
395
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:45,475
Are you ready?
396
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:47,645
Just watch your aim.
397
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,847
Silence!
398
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:53,450
Backward, turn backward.
399
00:20:53,451 --> 00:20:56,186
Oh, time, in thy flight,
400
00:20:56,187 --> 00:20:59,523
back to the past
with the speed of light.
401
00:20:59,524 --> 00:21:03,360
To Henry's time,
let's check the date,
402
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:07,064
and do not pass
Henry number eight.
403
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,373
[
]
404
00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:36,460
What did the King say?
Did our poor efforts please him?
405
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,862
He was very complimentary.
406
00:21:38,863 --> 00:21:40,364
You were a smash.
407
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,699
What does that mean?
408
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,134
I, uh...
409
00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:47,270
I-I think it means
you were superb.
410
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,472
PLAYER:
As were you.
411
00:21:49,473 --> 00:21:50,507
We would be most honored
412
00:21:50,508 --> 00:21:52,509
if you would wish to join
our company.
413
00:21:52,510 --> 00:21:54,411
Are you mad?
414
00:21:54,412 --> 00:21:56,213
Do you imagine for a moment
415
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:59,316
that the Lion of England
would let this cub go?
416
00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:02,285
Nay, she is for his den.
417
00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:03,420
Mind him not.
418
00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:05,488
He has a bell clapper
for a tongue.
419
00:22:05,489 --> 00:22:08,792
His Majesty, the King.
420
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:12,229
Arise, rise, rise.
421
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,196
We could not let you depart
422
00:22:13,197 --> 00:22:16,433
without paying our respects
to each of you.
423
00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,836
You are truly masters
of your profession.
424
00:22:19,837 --> 00:22:21,804
Thank you, my gracious liege.
425
00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:23,973
You are very much
to be congratulated.
426
00:22:23,974 --> 00:22:26,776
You, sir, you, sir, you, sir...
427
00:22:26,777 --> 00:22:29,846
you, sir, and you, sir.
428
00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:32,315
Out!
429
00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:34,284
Come, come. I'm sure you must
all be anxious
430
00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:35,419
to be on your way.
431
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,986
No, no, no, wait!
I'm going with you.
432
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:39,923
But we desire you to stay.
433
00:22:39,924 --> 00:22:42,659
Is that a command?
434
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:44,461
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
435
00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:47,531
We would not dream of forcing
you to stay against your will.
436
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:49,900
You may do as you wish.
437
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:52,736
We only suggest
that you will find the palace
438
00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:55,572
more comfortable
than the dungeon.
439
00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:59,243
Good luck and goodbye.
440
00:22:59,244 --> 00:23:01,411
[
]
441
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:19,195
[
]
442
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,368
[
]
443
00:23:31,475 --> 00:23:34,077
Are you afraid of us?
444
00:23:34,078 --> 00:23:35,645
No, Your Majesty.
445
00:23:35,646 --> 00:23:37,280
Good.
446
00:23:39,550 --> 00:23:42,418
Will you stop retreating?
447
00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:46,422
I will, if you stop advancing.
448
00:23:46,423 --> 00:23:48,324
Very well.
449
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:54,998
[YELLS]
450
00:23:54,999 --> 00:23:57,267
No use to struggle, my dear.
451
00:23:57,268 --> 00:24:00,771
We are the champion wrestler
of the British Isles.
452
00:24:02,439 --> 00:24:05,609
Then shouldn't we pick
on someone our own size?
453
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,945
Do you realize how many women
454
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,880
would be delighted
to change places with you?
455
00:24:10,881 --> 00:24:13,783
Good. Why don't we call
one of them?
456
00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:15,752
[LAUGHS]
457
00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,255
Delightful sense of humor!
458
00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,856
Perhaps...
459
00:24:19,857 --> 00:24:23,226
Perhaps we should
make you our wife.
460
00:24:23,227 --> 00:24:25,095
What do you say to that?
461
00:24:25,096 --> 00:24:28,898
Well, Your Majesty,
I may not know much,
462
00:24:28,899 --> 00:24:33,170
but I do know
that you are a no-no.
463
00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:34,904
Are you saying
464
00:24:34,905 --> 00:24:38,775
that you would not care to be
the wife of Henry VIII?
465
00:24:38,776 --> 00:24:42,545
With all due respect,
Your Majesty, no.
466
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:44,514
Why not?
467
00:24:44,515 --> 00:24:46,316
Well, frankly,
468
00:24:46,317 --> 00:24:49,419
your wife expectancy
isn't too great.
469
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:50,720
[LAUGHS]
470
00:24:50,721 --> 00:24:51,921
[LAUGHS]
471
00:24:51,922 --> 00:24:55,859
I know. We'll make you
a lady-in-waiting.
472
00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:58,628
And just between you and me...
473
00:24:58,629 --> 00:25:01,031
you won't have to do
much waiting.
474
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:02,466
Ugh!
475
00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:05,835
[
]
476
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,708
ANNOUNCER: How does a nice
little witch like Samantha
477
00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:14,611
get out of the clutchesof a big, bad wolf
478
00:25:14,612 --> 00:25:16,012
like Henry VIII?
479
00:25:16,013 --> 00:25:19,082
Next week on Bewitched.
480
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,653
[
]
481
00:25:23,703 --> 00:25:28,253
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