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Okay, flight crew, are we ready?
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A-okay, Daddy.
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Roger. Geronimo.
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Clear for launch.
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-Countdown. Three, two, one.
-Blast off.
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-I hate--
-Blast off.
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Yes. I hate to break up
this moon mission, gang...
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...but Colonel Stephens
and I have an ordinary...
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...Earth rendezvous at the Blakes'.
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Ready in a minute, honey.
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I know it's painful for you
to give up your command...
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-...Colonel Stephens, but be brave.
-Okay. Okay.
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Aunt Clara, you got everything
straight?
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Yes. Yes, of course. I think so.
Now let me see.
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The Blakes' telephone number
is in the icebox...
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...and the glass of milk is pinned
to the bulletin board.
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Or is it?
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I've got an idea. Instead of letting
your Aunt Clara baby-sit...
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...why don't we stay home
until Tabatha's 21?
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Good night, Aunt Clara.
We'll be home early.
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Roger. Well, have a good time.
And everything's "O-akay."
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All right, Tabatha.
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One more flight,
and we're off to bed.
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Countdown, one, two.
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Excellent, Tabatha, excellent.
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You're a better spaceman
than Dr. Spock.
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Well, never mind.
I'll get it, and then off to bed.
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Here, saucer.
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Here, saucer.
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Why, you naughty little saucer,
you come right back here.
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Flying saucer in darkest night
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Hark ye, land within my sight
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It's big.
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Full moon
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Tide rise
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Shrink this saucer back to size
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It's still big.
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Tabatha, it's definitely past
your bedtime.
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Come, dear.
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But I'll be back.
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Oh, boy, Orvis, this is a fine mess
you've got us into this time.
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It's not my fault, Alpha.
The controls are frozen.
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You're the navigator, aren't you,
dummy?
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One minute we're flying over
Parenthia, and then:
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We're a million miles away
in outer space.
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This proves one thing, though.
There is life on other planets.
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They speak Parenthian too.
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The question is,
are they dangerous?
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Don't worry, Orvis.
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We have our N-guns for protection.
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Hi, Aunt Clara.
Everything go all right?
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Oh, hello, children. Oh, yes, yes.
Everything's all right.
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-And Tabatha's asleep in bed.
-Good.
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Well, it was
a very uneventful evening.
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Almost.
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-What do you mean, "Almost"?
-What does she mean, "Almost"?
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What do you mean, "Almost"?
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Well, Darrin, you know that little
toy saucer that you like so much?
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Yes. What about it?
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-Well, you're going to love it now.
-I am?
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Well, there's so much more
of it to love.
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All right, Aunt Clara. Out with it.
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Well....
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Now, sweetheart.
Try and keep an open mind.
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It's a wonder I can keep
any mind at all.
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-Well, what do you think?
-I think you've done it again.
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Well, it's quite easy to explain.
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You see, the saucer flew around
and flew out the door.
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And I couldn't find it.
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So I wanted to zap it back,
and, well...
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...I'm afraid I didn't realize
my own strength.
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I'm impressed.
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Now, please shrink it.
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Oh, but I tried to,
and nothing happened.
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The first one is back,
and it's brought more of them.
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Look at the ridiculous ears
on the tall one.
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Sam, you've got to cut this thing
down to size, and quick.
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Well, I wish I could, sweetheart,
but, you see, it's Aunt Clara's--
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-Aunt Clara's spell.
-Well, you're catching on.
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But I'm sure that after
a good night's sleep...
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...Aunt Clara will be able
to reverse the spell.
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Okay. But if that thing doesn't
fit into the toy box...
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...the first thing in the morning,
I'll take a hacksaw and do it myself.
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Did you hear that?
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He's coming back in the morning
to destroy us.
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If he aims his hacksaw at us...
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...we'll blast him with the N-gun.
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I knew it. I was right.
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There was a noise last night, and it
was caused by that flying saucer.
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Just wait till Mr. Abner "Know-it-All"
Kravitz sees this.
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Abner! Abner, wake up! Wake up!
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Sophia, we'll motor down
the Via Veneto together.
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-Abner.
-Oh, it's you.
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-What are you screeching about?
-An invasion.
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-Right in our neighbourhood.
-Your mother's back?
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In the Stephens' back yard.
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I'd rather have her over there
than here.
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It's not my mother.
It's a flying saucer.
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-You know what I think?
-What?
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I think your curlers are wound
too tight.
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All right. You don't have
to believe me.
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-I'm gonna call the Air Force.
-I gave up Sophia for this.
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-Where's Aunt Clara?
-She's still asleep.
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Asleep? Sam, it's after 8:00.
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We've gotta do something about
that saucer before everyone sees it.
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The doorbell. What do we do now?
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Relax, sweetheart.
We're not Bonnie and Clyde.
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I'll get it.
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I don't know why you just don't go
around back and peek at the saucer.
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Mrs. Kravitz, the Air Force
doesn't peek.
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It investigates.
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-Yes? Who is it?
-It's Mrs. Kravitz.
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I've got to talk to you.
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Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Kravitz,
but I'm all out of sugar.
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It's not about sugar, Mrs. Stephens.
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It's about your flying saucer.
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She knows. What will we tell her?
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Why not say it's
for an ad campaign?
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Wait a minute. Why not say it's
for an ad campaign?
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-I just said that.
-That's where I heard it.
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Hello, Mrs. Kravitz.
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Why, Mrs. Kravitz, I didn't know
you had sons in the service.
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Very amusing, Mr. Stephens.
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This just happens
to be Colonel Burkett...
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...and Captain Tugwell
of the Air Force.
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Oh, is our TV antenna up
a little too high?
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Oh, no, Mrs. Stephens,
but your neighbour claims she saw...
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...a flying saucer in your back yard.
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A flying saucer? You mean
the thing in the back yard?
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Well, I'm in the ad game, colonel,
and I built that flying saucer...
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...to publicize a new space toy.
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-Space toy?
-It's very authentic-looking.
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You don't mind if we take a look,
do you?
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Of course not. Right this way.
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00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,520
Gosh, it sure looks real to me.
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Well, that's quite a compliment,
captain...
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...coming from an expert like you.
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What's it made of, Stephens?
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Just odds and ends.
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Colonel, the Air Force should know
about this.
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We are the Air Force.
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-I'm sorry, Uncle Charlie.
-Tugwell, I got you in the Air Force.
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If you don't stop
with the "Uncle Charlie"...
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-...I will get you in the infantry.
-Golly, Mom said--
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Tugwell.
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It doesn't look like a toy to me.
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Say, did you bring a photographer?
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-Would you like to take pictures?
-Yes. This promotion can use...
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-...all the publicity it can get.
-I'm sorry, Stephens.
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This won't get any publicity
from us.
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As far as the Air Force is concerned,
this investigation is closed.
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Come along, Tugwell.
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-Wait a minute. Don't leave.
-Bye-bye, Mrs. Kravitz.
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It looks to me like the ones
in uniform are dangerous.
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Maybe the other ones are friendly.
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We might as well find out.
We can't stay in here forever.
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Good idea. You go.
I'll guard the ship.
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Open the hatch, Orvis.
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Boy, that was
some pretty fancy footwork.
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I'll go wake up Aunt Clara, and this
toy will be back to normal in no time.
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Samantha!
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Oh, my stars.
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How do you expect me to feel,
with a real flying saucer...
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...with real spacemen
sitting in my back yard?
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You don't realize what's happened.
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Your Aunt Clara topped herself.
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She started an invasion
from outer space.
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Now, Darrin, it's not an invasion
from outer space.
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Aunt Clara's spell just went wrong.
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See, she's working
on the counter-spell.
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Sure.
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I think I'll go into the kitchen
and get a cup of coffee.
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Sam.
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Honey, I think you're taking
this too lightly.
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This is a spaceship
from an alien planet.
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I know.
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-Cute, isn't it?
-I'm reporting this to the Air Force.
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What do we do now, Alpha?
He wants to turn us in.
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She hasn't lost the argument yet.
We'll just wait.
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-How long can we wait?
-Will you please...
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...stop arguing so I can hear
them arguing?
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Whatever is in there may be mad
for being wrenched...
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...out of space into our back yard.
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Who's mad? I'm not mad.
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-Are you mad, Alpha?
-Not me.
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Darrin, I just know they're friendly.
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There's only one way to prove it.
I'm going to coax them out here.
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-Sam, I wouldn't think of permitting--
-Don't worry, sweetheart.
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If they show any signs of meanness,
I'll just pop back to you.
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-But, Sam--
-Worrywart.
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Sam? Sam, where are you?
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-That's right. Where is she?
-Here I am.
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How--? How did she do that?
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If they're that far advanced,
we don't stand a chance.
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Well, I'm glad you speak
our language.
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At least we won't have
any communication problem.
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My name is Samantha.
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We're from the planet Parenthia.
And don't you dare come any closer.
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Before we put our N-guns away,
I'd like to know where we are...
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-...and how we got here.
-Well, you are on the planet Earth.
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And the way you got here--
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Well, you see, my aunt is a witch.
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-A what?
-No, stupid, not a "what," a "which."
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Are you sure you don't mean
a "who"?
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It is a little complicated.
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But the important thing is
you want to go home, right?
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Good. Now, put away your guns.
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These are only N-guns.
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That's right.
N stands for "niceness."
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It wouldn't hurt you.
It'd just make you friendly.
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But I'm already friendly.
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That's right, stupid.
She's on our side.
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It's the one with the funny ears
who's mean.
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He's really a very nice fellow.
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Look, why don't you two come
into the house...
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...and I'll fix you
a nice hot breakfast...
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...and we can learn more
about each other.
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-Well....
-Cross my heart, fellas.
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I will not take you to my leader.
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Okay, open up in there!
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Darrin, I'd like you to meet our guests
from the planet Parenthia.
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Show them how friendly the natives
can be, sweetheart.
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Welcome to our planet, gentlemen.
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Well, he certainly has changed
his tune.
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I think the atmosphere is all right
for us.
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My nose is still cold.
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How can you just sit there?
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You were right, Mrs. Kravitz.
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There is something funny
going on around here.
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Our radar tracking shows...
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...that something streaked
to Earth in this area.
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And if my hunch is right,
I'll be wearing oak leaves.
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That figures. This place is getting
squirrelier by the minute.
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Floppy ears. My, my.
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I thought spacemen
had pointed ears.
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She means like my cousin Rondo.
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You remember?
The one that had the ear job.
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So you say you descended
from apes, eh?
239
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,838
Well, that's believable.
240
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,796
Sam, I'm gonna call the Air Force.
241
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,276
Sweetheart, he's right,
relatively speaking.
242
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,552
I know, but it's the way he said it.
243
00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,796
Alpha, don't be a snob.
244
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,470
After all, our ancestors
walked on all fours too.
245
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,871
Would you like to see a picture
of my family?
246
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,599
Oh, I'd love to.
247
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,994
-Is that your wife?
-Yes.
248
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,031
And those are the twins,
Yip and Yap.
249
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,352
This is the first time I've been away.
250
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,869
She's going to be howling mad.
251
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,753
But you know,
I kind of miss her whining.
252
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:25,471
Sweetheart, I keep thinking
how I'd feel if we were separated.
253
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,992
I guess you're right, honey.
It wouldn't be fair to keep them here.
254
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,350
But what about...?
255
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,790
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
256
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,233
Aunt Clara, wasn't Tabatha with you
when you cast the spell?
257
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,955
Well, yes. That's it.
258
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,357
Well, of course. Why do you ask?
259
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,439
She might remember
some of the words.
260
00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,430
Come on. Let's go upstairs.
261
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,191
What is it?
262
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,398
They never covered anything like
this in Officer's Candidate School.
263
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,749
Let me take a look.
264
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,918
Okay, but wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
265
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,115
You mean to tell me
that your planet Earth...
266
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:35,029
...is 250 trillion miles
from Parenthia?
267
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,516
Boy, you're really out
in the boondocks, aren't you?
268
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,871
So that's what they've been up to.
269
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,719
Isn't there some kind of law
against harbouring space people?
270
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,592
Wait till Uncle Charlie sees this.
271
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,109
He'll never be able to call me
a ding-a-ling again.
272
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,753
Come on. I've gotta use your phone.
273
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,951
You go. I'm not budging
from this spot.
274
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,833
All right. But keep out of sight.
275
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:01,395
This is so exciting.
276
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,635
You fellas better wait in the ship.
That way you'll be ready.
277
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,552
Orvis, you wouldn't want to forget
the syrup.
278
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,159
Thank you. Pancakes without syrup
is ridiculous.
279
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,153
Halt!
280
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,318
-I'm making a citizen's arrest.
-Mrs. Kravitz.
281
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,159
I knew there was something weird
about your family.
282
00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,794
You're an advanced unit
from another planet.
283
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,635
Now, Mrs. Kravitz,
you're just excited.
284
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,393
You're not gonna get away with it.
285
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,989
Captain Tugwell has contacted
Colonel Burkett...
286
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,475
...and the Air Force is on their way
here right now.
287
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,353
And you'll be captured
and put where you belong.
288
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,235
Boy, this one is really begging
for a shot of niceness.
289
00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,033
Hello, Mr. Stephens.
290
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,717
Aren't you going to introduce me
to your adorable companions?
291
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,109
Why, certainly, Mrs. Kravitz.
292
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,551
This is Alpha and Orvis,
some actor friends of ours.
293
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,318
They're with the Parenthian Players.
294
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:21,039
Well, they're just the cutest,
most adorable...
295
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:25,358
...loveable little angels
I've ever met.
296
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,869
Tell me about yourself, precious.
297
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,594
I liked her better the other way.
298
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,669
Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to pick some flowers for my husband.
299
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:39,077
He's been so understanding.
300
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,234
Okay, boys, into the ship.
301
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,389
The Air Force is on its way.
Where are the spacemen?
302
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,751
Spacemen?
There aren't any spacemen.
303
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,996
Care for a flower?
304
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,239
Sweetheart, Tabatha
remembered part of it.
305
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,078
"Night" and "sight."
306
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,794
Don't worry, boys.
It should be any minute now.
307
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,595
-Let's hope so. I hate long goodbyes.
-Come on, dummy.
308
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,958
I don't want to rush you,
Aunt Clara...
309
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,953
...but I think those sirens are for us.
310
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,559
Yes, light, fright.
311
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:23,639
-No, night and sight. Night and sight.
-Night and sight.
312
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,512
This better not be another
false alarm.
313
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,676
Wait'll you see them.
They've got floppy ears.
314
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,029
They're in back. Come on.
315
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,390
Shane, stick with the car radio,
just in case, huh?
316
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,955
Springer, you go around
the other way.
317
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,277
I'll give it one more chance.
318
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,513
Flying saucer from out the night
319
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,593
All right. Nobody move.
You're all my prisoners.
320
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,839
Return ye now and leave my sight
321
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:08,510
Okay, Tugwell, where are your space
people with the long, floppy ears?
322
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,673
Okay, Stephens, where did you hide
the spacemen?
323
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,555
-Spacemen?
-What spacemen?
324
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,398
You saw them, Mrs. Kravitz.
325
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,636
The little men with the floppy ears,
remember?
326
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,308
Oh, you mean those actors.
327
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,279
It's not very nice of you
to make fun of them.
328
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,596
None of us is perfect, captain.
329
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,678
Here, colonel, have a tulip.
330
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,070
Tugwell, you're gonna love it
in the infantry.
331
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,872
But, Uncle Charlie, Mom said
that you were gonna....
332
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,878
Oh, Aunt Clara.
Oh, you were wonderful.
333
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,798
Oh, dear. Thank you, darling.
334
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,911
Wasn't she wonderful, Darrin?
335
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:06,392
I don't know what's so wonderful
about giving my ulcer an ulcer.
336
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,511
I don't think that's very nice.
337
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,632
After all, Aunt Clara got rid
of the saucer for us, didn't she?
338
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,876
That's true. She got rid of it,
all right...
339
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,036
...but let's not lose sight of the fact...
340
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,312
...that it was Aunt Clara
in the first place who--
341
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,354
-You were wonderful, Aunt Clara.
-Oh, thank you, Darrin.
342
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,632
Thank you, Darrin. Oh, darling.
343
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,117
You know, something good could have
come from this experience.
344
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,197
-What's that?
-If we had asked...
345
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,710
...I bet they would have left one
of their niceness guns.
346
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,749
Who knows? It might even work
on your mother.
347
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:43,109
Darrin.
348
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,238
Well....
349
00:23:49,288 --> 00:23:53,838
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