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I don't know. I just don't know.
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Sam, please, I have no more time
to be a Christmas tree.
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I've got a 9:30 meeting
with a new client.
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Now, sweetheart,
it'll only take a second...
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...and it's easier
than lugging the real tree around.
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Come on, honey, let's just put it
where it was last year.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Well, all right, all right, let's try it.
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Well, spread your arms, sweetheart,
so I can get an idea of the width.
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How's this?
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Darrin, trees don't stand that way.
Sag your branches a little.
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-That's better.
-And that's it. I'll see you tonight.
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Don't forget to pick the tree up
on the way home.
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-No, honey, I won't.
-And last year's tree...
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...was a little skimpy on one side,
so don't buy the first one you see.
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Sam, believe me,
no matter how spectacular...
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...the first tree I see is,
I won't buy it.
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But I still don't know
where to put the--
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No.
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Perfect!
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Merry Christmas.
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Mr. Tate, I started out life
as a poor boy.
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Now I'm one of the richest men
in America. Do you know why?
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-No, sir. Why?
-Three things:
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Persistence, prudence
and punctuality. The three P's.
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The three P's.
I must remember that.
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Yes, sir, those three little P's
have served me all my life.
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I never violate them,
and I won't stand for it...
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-...when others do.
-Absolutely right.
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Good, then you'll understand
when I say your man is late...
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-...and I'm leaving.
-Wait a minute, Mr. Mortimer...
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...I'm sure there's a very good reason
for Darrin to be--
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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But you know what traffic is
on the day before Christmas.
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-I said there was a good reason.
-I know you did...
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...and I'm still waiting to hear it.
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Oh, right. Let's get to it, Darrin.
You know, tell Mr. Mortimer...
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...the lead concept you have
for Mortimer Instant Soups.
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Slow down, Larry.
This was a get-acquainted meeting.
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We planned to present
your campaign brochure...
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...after the Christmas holidays.
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-Did we?
-Yes, Larry, we did.
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Mr. Stephens, time is money,
and I see no reason to waste it.
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That's right. Waste not, want not.
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-Christmas is just another day to me.
-Me too.
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
it's hard to tell the difference.
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Gentlemen, we're running late.
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We'll have to discuss your campaign
for Mortimer Soups tonight.
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-Be sure you're prepared.
-But tonight is--
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-Right, tonight it is.
-Good. At my house.
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-Dinner at 6, promptly.
-But--
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Promptly it is.
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Larry, what are you doing?
I can't make it tonight.
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I promised Sam
we'd decorate our Christmas tree.
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Darrin, Mortimer Instant Soups
is a $500,000 account.
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That kind of decoration
doesn't grow on Christmas trees.
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I'm sorry, Larry,
but a promise is a promise.
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Then I'll make you a promise.
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I promise the meeting
will be short and sweet.
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And I don't like the way
Mortimer steps all over everybody.
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For the money we're talking about,
a couple of footprints won't kill you.
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Besides, we'll be
out of there by 8.
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Just leave it to your old Uncle Larry.
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Yes, gentlemen, when I think of
Mortimer's Instant Soups...
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...I don't think of a powdered
product...
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...that comes out of a cold,
heartless box.
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No, indeed. I think of something
that a mother would have made...
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...with her own loving hands.
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-Hawkins, this coffee's cold.
-I'm sorry, sir, it's a fresh pot.
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-But I'll make another one.
-Get some fresh cups, Hawkins.
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-Yes, sir.
-No, thanks, mine's fine.
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-Delicious, as a matter of fact.
-Mine's delicious too.
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But cold.
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-Time's passing, gentlemen.
-It certainly is getting late.
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Exactly, so let's
get back to business.
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Mr. Mortimer, I'm sorry,
but this is Christmas Eve...
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...and my wife
is expecting me home early.
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You know I don't believe in
all this Christmas fuss.
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It's crass commercial nonsense.
It's.... It's....
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Try "humbug."
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Darrin.
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So if you gentlemen
will excuse me....
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-Where are you going, Stephens?
-Where are you going, Stephens?
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Out to participate
in a little Christmas nonsense.
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It's late,
and I still have a tree to buy.
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I'm not paying
your advertising agency $500,000...
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...so you can run out
and buy a tree on my time.
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Mr. Mortimer, there's a time for soup,
and there's a time for sugarplums.
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And that time, for me, is now.
So good night, gentlemen.
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-Stephens, this meeting isn't over.
-Yes, Stephens.
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-Stephens, you come back here.
-Stephens, come back here.
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Larry was really a little shook up...
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...but I know
he'll handle Mortimer beautifully.
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In a pinch,
old Lar always comes through.
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Let me help you
with the tinsel, honey.
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This one branch is a little bald.
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I wonder what Mr. Mortimer
has against Christmas.
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Probably the fact that people
don't give Mortimer Soup as gifts.
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More tinsel, honey.
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What are you doing?
I asked for more tinsel.
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I gave it to you.
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Honey, one piece of tinsel
is not the same as more tinsel.
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One piece at a time
is the way to hang tinsel.
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It gives the tree
that delicate, lacy look.
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Hon, it's a Christmas tree,
not a doily.
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Oh, I'll get it. You keep working.
Here you go.
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One at a time.
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-Oh, hi, Larry.
-Hi, Sam.
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I'd like you to meet Mr. Mortimer.
Mrs. Stephens.
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Merry Christmas, Mr. Mortimer.
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I hope we're not
interrupting anything.
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Not at all. Come on in.
Put your coats down.
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Sweetheart, you'll never guess
who's here.
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Who?
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-Surprise.
-I'll say.
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Well, Mr. Mortimer and I had a very
productive meeting after you left.
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We came up with some great ideas.
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Since I knew
you'd be dying to hear them...
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...we didn't wanna
keep you in suspense.
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Stephens, we came here
to talk business.
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Mr. Mortimer, nobody works
on Christmas Eve.
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Except Santa Claus.
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-How about a nice cup of eggnog?
-No, thank you, young lady.
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Stephens, we're wasting time. Either
we talk business, or I'm leaving.
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-Which is it to be?
-I'll walk you to the door.
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Darrin.
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Mr. Mortimer, Larry...
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...I'll be delighted to join you
in a business discussion...
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...the day after tomorrow.
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Stephens, I take your refusal
as a personal rejection.
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-I certainly didn't intend it that way.
-Nobody rejects Jesse Mortimer.
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Tate, I want this man on my account
or there won't be an account.
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He has 10 seconds
to change his mind.
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Darrin, change your mind.
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Sweetheart, I can finish
trimming the tree myself.
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Samantha, I am going to help you
finish the tree...
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...then you're going to help me
get the Santa Claus suit...
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...for Tabatha's surprise
in the morning.
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-Two seconds.
-I refuse to be intimidated.
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-It's a matter of principle.
-Time's up.
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Gentlemen, Mortimer Soups
will take its business elsewhere.
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No, wait, Mr. Mortimer.
Mr. Mortimer, wait.
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I can explain everything.
Darrin was just-- Mr. Mortimer?
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He's gone.
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A $500,000 account.
Darrin, how could you do this to me?
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Especially at Christmas.
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What surprises me is Larry.
I know he's got chronic dollar signs...
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...in front of his eyes, but you'd think
he'd give them a Christmas vacation.
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Mr. Mortimer's
the one with the problem.
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Well, he really seems
to hate Christmas.
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You know, I bet he doesn't even
believe in Santa Claus.
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Can't blame him for that.
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After all, he doesn't have
your inside information.
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What a pretty little girl
you are, Tabatha.
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And how you've grown
since Santa saw you last year.
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Boy, am I beat.
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Imagine going through life...
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...with that kind of attitude
toward Christmas.
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Well, think of all the fun
he's missing.
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And all the fun he'd like
the rest of us to miss with him.
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It's a waste. A real waste.
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There must be some way
of reaching that man.
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Everybody's got a reaching point.
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Darrin, I have an idea.
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-Darrin.
-Sure, Sam, anything you say...
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...just don't get involved with any....
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Humbug.
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Hawkins! Hawkins!
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Hawkins!
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You're gonna wake
the entire neighbourhood.
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Who the devil are you?
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Why, you're--
You're Mrs. Stephens.
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Who gave you permission
to invade my house?
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Don't think of me as Mrs. Stephens.
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Think of me
as the spirit of Christmas.
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-Poppycock!
-I had a feeling you'd say that.
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I'll give you just five seconds
to get out of here.
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Well, you leave me no choice.
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I guess I'll just have to tell you
the simple truth.
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I'm a witch.
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One second.
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You-- You broke my clock.
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I don't know what trick you used,
but you broke my clock.
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-You'll have to pay for it.
-Mr. Mortimer...
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...I didn't break your clock.
I simply stopped it.
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-I told you, I'm a witch.
-Nonsense. Stop wasting my time.
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There is no such thing as a witch.
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Just as there's no such thing
as Santa Claus?
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Oh, well, I can fix that.
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What the devil's going on?
You get out of this room...
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...and back into my nightmare,
where you belong.
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Not yet.
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Not until I've given you
your Christmas present.
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Mr. Mortimer, you are going
to take a long, long trip.
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Oh, you don't get airsick, do you?
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Put me down. Put me down!
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You'll hear from my lawyer
about this.
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So sue me.
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Look down, but don't get dizzy.
Look down there.
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Oh, my, isn't that lovely?
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Help! Help!
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-I'm cold.
-Oh, well, that's no problem.
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I can whip you up
a little fur coat in no time.
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Get this thing off me.
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You and your tricks.
I'd rather freeze.
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Well, anything you say.
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He should be here
in a minute anyway.
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-Who should be? Where are we?
-The North Pole.
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But that's terrible.
I'm wearing my magnetic watch.
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It'll be ruined.
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-Samantha!
-Hello, Santa.
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What a wonderful surprise.
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-Come in, my dear, come in.
-After you, Mr. Mortimer.
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Santa, I'd like you to meet
a friend of mine.
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-Mr. Mortimer, Santa Claus.
-How do you do, Mr. Mortimer?
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-It's a trick. I know it's a trick.
-Oh, a nonbeliever.
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A really sad case, Santa.
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Well, I guess a little convincing trip
is in order, eh, Samantha?
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-Right.
-Right after I finish my last shipment.
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-Oh, here, let me help you.
-Thank you, my dear.
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We are a little short-handed.
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You too, Mr. Mortimer,
make yourself useful.
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In the red bag, right there.
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I'm sorry I'm not my usual
ho-ho self this year...
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...but it's been a very hard winter.
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One thing after another
with the elves.
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Oh, dear.
Well, you can rest next month.
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Take a trip.
Maybe a couple of weeks in Florida.
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Easy with that doll, Mr. Mortimer!
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That's a Suzi Bruisy doll.
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When you squeeze it,
it turns black-and-blue.
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It's the only one of its kind
in the world.
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00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:27,211
Santa, I know a little girl
who'd just love that.
234
00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:31,049
Oh, really? Should I guess,
or do you wanna tell me?
235
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,739
This is ridiculous.
236
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,771
I'm Jesse Mortimer
of Mortimer Soups...
237
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:37,379
...and I demand to be taken home.
238
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:39,298
Jesse Mortimer? I don't--
239
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,775
I don't remember ever having
dropped down your chimney.
240
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,538
Well, of course not. You don't exist.
241
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,332
Who are you
under that beard anyway?
242
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:51,932
-Mr. Mortimer!
-Well, I'll be glad to take you home.
243
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,449
But we'll have to make a few stops
along the way.
244
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:58,175
And I'm sure you'll find them
very interesting.
245
00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:02,459
You behave yourself.
246
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,777
Fasten your seat belt, Mr. Mortimer.
247
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:16,815
-Seat belt in a sleigh?
-Standard equipment this year.
248
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:24,491
Well, this is Santa's last stop...
249
00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,134
...before we take you home.
Should we go up on the roof...
250
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:28,819
-...and meet him?
-No, wait a minute.
251
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:30,773
Isn't that Hawkins?
252
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:35,769
There you go. Up you go.
Hold on tight.
253
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:38,096
Yes, it is Hawkins. I knew it.
254
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,215
What are they so happy about?
Don't they know they're poor?
255
00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:46,659
Mr. Mortimer, you're rich.
Are you happy?
256
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:56,133
Don't be so grumpy, Mr. Mortimer.
It's Christmas.
257
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,854
I still say humbug!
258
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,131
Well, here we are, Mr. Mortimer.
Home, sweet home.
259
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,900
Good night, Mr. Mortimer.
Sleep tight.
260
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,297
Oh, boy.
261
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:34,368
Hi, hon, you getting up already?
262
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:39,289
I.... I didn't want Tabatha
to beat us to the tree.
263
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,651
I'll get dressed and keep her busy...
264
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:46,648
...while you put on
the rest of your Santa Claus suit.
265
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,008
You know something?
266
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:59,815
Santa Claus should be here
very, very soon.
267
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,658
Hurry up, Santa, wherever you are.
268
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:14,449
A merry Christmas!
A merry Christmas!
269
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,732
And since Tabatha's been
such a good little girl all year...
270
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:20,738
...Santa has a whole
bagful of toys for her.
271
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,818
-Oh, my.
-Here's a paint set for you.
272
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,019
And let's see what else--
273
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,652
A bear.
274
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,853
And a surprise.
275
00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:38,013
Oh, Tabatha, isn't that wonderful?
What do you say to Santa?
276
00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,858
Daddy.
277
00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,254
Oh, dear.
278
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,099
Well, sweetheart, you were so good,
I never would've guessed.
279
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,619
Sure.
280
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,491
Santa will get it.
281
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,535
Ho, ho, ho, yourself, Larry.
282
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:59,448
-You recognized me, huh?
-Hi, Larry.
283
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:03,209
-Everybody recognizes me.
-Daddy.
284
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:08,656
Well, almost everybody.
Ho, ho, ho, Tabatha.
285
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:13,773
This is such a lovely surprise,
isn't it, darling?
286
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:15,891
Lovely.
287
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,215
I tore myself away from
Louise and little Jonathan...
288
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,332
...to come over here and apologize.
In fact, Louise insisted on it.
289
00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,132
But if that's how
you feel about it....
290
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,012
Larry. Darrin.
291
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:29,373
Well, who are you?
292
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,532
Oh, Tate, it's you.
You look ridiculous.
293
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:36,973
Hi, Mr. Mortimer.
294
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:41,095
Mr. Mortimer, this is a surprise.
295
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,653
I hope I'm not intruding.
296
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,733
Not at all.
297
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:49,775
Well, I mean, it....
It was sort of lonely at my house.
298
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,336
I thought you and Hawkins
were gonna stay home...
299
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:53,689
...and celebrate humbug.
300
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:57,695
Well, I sent Hawkins and his family
to Lake Placid for the holidays.
301
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,572
As a Christmas present.
302
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,498
Come right in, Mr. Mortimer.
303
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,295
Yeah, sit down, Mr. Mortimer,
you look tired.
304
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,298
Well, I am tired.
I didn't get much rest last night.
305
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,377
I was very busy in my dreams.
306
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,771
Aren't you tired, Mrs. Stephens?
307
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:17,649
Me? Why should I be tired?
308
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,936
Oh, well, never mind.
309
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:24,090
Here, here,
let me take your hat and coat.
310
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:28,737
Mr. Stephens, Mrs. Stephens,
I owe you an apology.
311
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:30,089
What I mean is--
312
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,530
We understand
exactly what you mean.
313
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,731
-Don't we, Darrin?
-Perfectly.
314
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:36,654
I don't understand anything.
315
00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:40,898
Mr. Mortimer,
will you spend Christmas with us?
316
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,653
-Thank you, Mrs. Stephens.
-Call me Samantha.
317
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,093
This is for you, Darrin, Samantha.
Oh, you don't have to open it now.
318
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:50,938
I'll tell you what it is.
319
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:53,608
It's a case of
Mortimer Instant Soups.
320
00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,180
Listen, everybody, how about
some old-fashioned fruitcake?
321
00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,053
-I made it myself.
-And I'll whip up some coffee.
322
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,092
Irish.
323
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,968
You son of a gun.
324
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,219
-There you are, sweetheart.
-Thanks.
325
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,570
-How do you like it, Mr. Mortimer?
-It's delicious.
326
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:27,294
Old family recipe.
327
00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,929
Sorry I'm late, Samantha, but I
ran into some strong headwinds.
328
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,937
I have Tabatha's present right here.
329
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:45,168
-Oh, Santa, you shouldn't have.
-You'll never guess what it is.
330
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,294
Suzi Bruisy. Oh, thank you, Santa.
331
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:57,096
-Merry Christmas, Samantha.
-I have a little present for you too.
332
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,970
It's something you wouldn't have
bought for yourself.
333
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:03,331
-A present for Santa.
-Well, it's about time.
334
00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:09,930
-Suntan lotion?
-For your two weeks in Florida.
335
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:15,738
Thank you, Samantha.
Well, I gotta be getting on my way.
336
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:18,655
I'll give you a little boost.
337
00:22:24,460 --> 00:22:27,930
Here you are, darling.
Your present from Santa Claus.
338
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:32,292
And, Tabatha, hey,
this is our secret.
339
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,729
-Secret.
-That's right.
340
00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,218
-What was that noise?
-What noise?
341
00:22:46,420 --> 00:22:49,776
Why, I thought I heard--
Sam, what'd you put in this fruitcake?
342
00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,618
Nothing.
343
00:22:52,940 --> 00:22:54,851
Isn't it about time for...
344
00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:58,652
...eggnog?
345
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,973
-Oh, Mr. Mortimer.
-You're absolutely right, Mr. Mortimer.
346
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,296
-Right this way.
-Merry Christmas, Jesse. Come on.
347
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,058
Need another, Darrin?
348
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,377
-Not any at all, Lar.
-Oh, my.
349
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:12,014
-Away we go, honey.
-I hope so.
350
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,849
Thanks, sweetheart. Mr. Mortimer?
351
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:17,252
What's that you're holding,
little girl?
352
00:23:17,460 --> 00:23:21,009
-Baby doll.
-Oh, that's not just a baby doll.
353
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:26,977
That's a Suzi Bruisy baby doll.
The only one of its kind in the world.
354
00:23:29,420 --> 00:23:31,217
Why do I know that?
355
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,060
-Not any at all, Lar.
-Oh, my.
356
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:41,374
-Merry Christmas, Mr. Mortimer.
-Merry Christmas.
357
00:23:41,424 --> 00:23:45,974
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