All language subtitles for Bewitched s04e08 A Safe And Sane Halloween.eng

"Suddenly the steeple clock
struck midnight.

As the children watched
the bright bonfire...

...three creatures seemed to jump out
of the flickering flames.

The children shivered as if
a cold wind had passed over them.

There was a gremlin, a goblin
and a jack-o'-lantern."

See the jack-o'-lantern?

Jack-o'-lantern.

That's right. And there's the goblin
and the gremlin.

They cute?

Gremlin.

Now, you lie down,
and I'll finish the story.

Now, you shut your eyes.

That's a good girl.

"'l knew we shouldn't have told all
those Halloween stories,' Janie wailed.

'Now those creatures have come
to haunt us.'

Suddenly, Billy, who was the bravest
of all the children...

...jumped up
and threw sand on the fire...

...and the creatures disappeared."

Sam.

"But later, when the children were
safe in their cosy beds...

...nobody was quite sure
if he had seen the gremlin...

...the goblin and the jack-o'-lantern...

...or whether he had
just imagined them."

Sound asleep. All it took
was a little bedtime story.

Do you think it's a good idea reading
to her about goblins and creatures?

Oh, sweetheart, don't be silly.
She loved it.

Sam, maybe she loved it too much.

Now, darling, we agreed
that Tabatha was gonna have...

...a normal, mortal Halloween,
just like any other child...

-...in the neighbourhood, didn't we?
-That's right.

Well, so I just read her an ordinary
little mortal Halloween story.

There's no harm.

And tomorrow night,
her ordinary daddy and her--

Ordinary mommy are gonna
take her trick-or-treating.

-Cute, huh?
-Yeah.

-It'll be her first time.
-Mine too.

Oh, Mother would have a fit.

Speaking of your mother,
where is she?

Oh, she flew to the south of France.

She's hiding out
till Halloween blows over.

Well, that makes it official.

A normal, mortal Halloween.

Ring around the rosey
Pocket full of posies

Ashes
All fall down

Ring around the rosey
Pocket full of posies

Ashes
All fall down

I wonder what she's got
in those sacks.

-Gladys, get away from the window.
-Why?

Because maybe somebody
will throw a rock at you.

Who would want to throw
a rock at me?

Me, if you don't get away
from the window.

Your Uncle Abner
thinks he's being funny.

Funny is better than crazy.

Wanna hold that?

Hold still, sweetness.

I'm not a sweetness,
and I wanna go out and play.

-Abner, did you hear what I said?
-No.

You know, she shouldn't be
allowed out today.

They say their powers
increase on Halloween.

This is a stupid costume.

Oh, no, it isn't, sweetness.
It's adorable.

I wish I had the nerve to take you
over to Mrs. Stephens...

...and ask her if it looks real.

How would she know?
Is she a witch or something?

You see? Tommy has my intuition.

-I hope not.
-Why?

Because one crazy person
in the family is enough.

I don't wanna be a jack-o'-lantern.
I wanna be a monster.

For that, you don't need a costume.

I'm sorry about Larry spoiling our
trick-or-treating. I just couldn't help it.

Well, that's all right, dearest.
We all know business is business.

-Daddy coming?
-No.

Daddy has to stay home and wait
for Aunt Louise and Uncle Larry.

Remember, just ordinary
trick-or-treating. No....

Darrin, I am shocked.

On Halloween? This is amateur night.

Come on.

Have a good time.
Get lots of goodies.

Bye-bye.
Say bye-bye to Daddy.

-Bye, Daddy.
-Bye-bye.

My goodness!

-Well, who are you?
-My friends.

Well, your friends
are pretty scary, sweetheart.

If I didn't know you were a goblin...

...I would say you were
little Billy Watkins.

No?

Well, whoever you are, would you like
to go trick-or-treating with Tabatha?

Okay, let's go.

-I wanna go over there first.
-Oh, no, sweetness.

We're not going anywhere
near them tonight.

I wanna go play with them.

Don't argue with Aunt Gladys,
sweetness.

There. One...

...two, three and four.

-How's that?
-Oh, my, what do you say?

-Thank you.
-You're very welcome, I'm sure.

Come on, sweetheart.
Come on.

Come along, kids.

Thank you, Mrs. Robinson.

Good night.
And good hunting, children.

Tabatha, no!
No, you mustn't do that.

-They did it.
-Now, none of that, missy.

If you don't behave yourself,
I'm gonna have to take you home.

Let's go, kids.

Here. Now scat.

I thought I told you kids to beat it.

What the--? How did you do that?

Lady, that'll be just about enough.

I'm terribly sorry, sir.
Here's your candy.

You can have the candy.
Just get them out of here.

Now, you children go on.
Tabatha has to go home.

She's not gonna trick-or-treat
anymore tonight.

Go on.

Listen, young lady.
I've gotta get you home...

...before you psych out
the entire neighbourhood.

Tabatha, I am surprised at you.

After I warned you
not to do any tricks.

Not me, Mommy. My friends.

Well, that just makes it worse.
Blaming it on other people.

All right, young lady.
You're going straight to bed.

Tabatha...

...who are those children?

My friends from the book.

Oh, my stars!

Goblins and gremlins
When I look

You'll be off the street
And back in the book

Tabatha, can you get them back?

Funny Mommy.

Funny Mommy, naughty Tabatha.

All right, I'll be back in just
a minute with your friends.

Sam and Tabatha
are out trick-or-treating.

They'll be back any minute.
Come on in, I'll fix you a drink.

Tommy.

Tommy, sweetness,
wait for Aunt Gladys.

Hey, he looks just like me.

Don't give me away.
We'll play a trick on Aunt Gladys.

Oh, boy. Will she be surprised!

You mustn't run away
from Aunt Gladys like that.

We're trick-or-treating together.
Come on.

My heavens, more trick-or-treaters.
We've certainly been busy tonight.

Haven't you been here before?

Answer the lady, sweetness.

-Tommy's so shy.
-Well, come right on in, Tommy.

I've got a fresh chocolate cream pie
that's just about ready. Come on.

Don't give me away.

Okay. Okay, spooks, come on.

Come on, the fun's over.
Come out of there.

Hurry up.

I'm not sure how to get you back
where you belong yet...

...but I can sure keep you out
of the way until I figure it out.

I have never been so disgraced
in all my life.

You are going straight home
and you are going straight to bed.

I swear, I don't know what's happening
with children today.

All right now, Tabatha.

You be a good little girl
and put them back in the book.

If you put them back,
I'll let you play with them tomorrow.

Play now.

Tabatha, you're just being
stubborn and wilful.

-Is that you, honey?
-Daddy.

I'll be right down.

That's okay, sweetheart.
We'll come on up.

I want Larry and Louise
to see how cute...

...Tabatha looks in her costume.

All right, now, you spooks,
you behave yourself.

-Oh, Tabatha--
-I'm no spook.

Where did you come from?

What I don't understand is
how I got here.

If you're here,
then the other one is....

-I wanna get out of here.
-That makes two of us.

I want my Aunt Gladys.

By the long arm of disaster...

...you don't mean
Aunt Gladys Kravitz...

...that lives across the street?

I sure do.

Terrific.

-Hi, Samantha.
-Hi, Sam.

-Oh, happy Halloween.
-He'll celebrate anything.

Did you have fun, sweetheart?

Who do we have here?

Well, this is little Tommy
from across the street...

...and those two are...

...from out of this neighbourhood.

-Aren't they cute.
-Adorable.

And Tabatha looks just like a tiger.

Sam made the costume herself.

And who made your costume?

-Aren't they cute?
-I wanna go home.

Well, yes, dear. I'll call
your Aunt Gladys in just a minute.

Now, sweetheart, say good night
to Aunt Louise and Uncle Larry...

...and kiss Daddy good night.

-Good night, Tabatha.
-Night, night.

And how much would you charge
to haunt a house?

Sam.

Sam, what's going on?
What are those things?

Well, they're--

Sam!

It would take forever to explain.
But I'll straighten everything out.

You go and take care of
Larry and Louise.

-Did Tabatha...?
-Yes.

-Can't you...?
-No.

No, it's wish craft.

She wished them into being, and she's
the only one that can wish them back.

-Great.
-You scoot.

-Go on.
-Yes.

Oh, Tabatha.

How could a nice little witch like you
get me into a great big mess like this?

All right, now, come on.
All of you. Come on.

Hurry up, hurry up. March.

Tommy, you take
that mask off right now!

You just wait till I tell your mother
about this. You just wait.

Abner! Abner!

Come quick!

Abner! Abner!

Abner, something
terrible's happened!

Tommy lost his head.

Why not, his Aunt Gladys
has lost her mind.

How can you eat at a time like this?

I'm hungry.

Hello. Mrs. Kravitz?
This is Mrs. Stephens.

I was wondering...

...did you and Tommy get home
all right from trick-or-treating?

What have you done to my Tommy?

I don't know what you mean,
Mrs. Kravitz.

I certainly didn't have
anything to do with it.

This time you've gone too far.

If my Tommy isn't back to normal
immediately, I'll call the authorities.

Tommy--

Tommy!

Abner! Abner, he's gone.

Tommy's gone. She's got him!

Good. I hope she keeps him.

I don't know whether
you understand this or not...

...but you take one step out of this
kitchen, and you'll wish you hadn't.

Well, everything's under control.

Mrs. Kravitz is coming over
to pick up Tommy...

...and I guess I'll just have to get
the other children home.

-Here you are, Larry.
-Thanks.

Dinner ought to be ready pretty soon.

I'm not a spook.
I'm just a little kid.

I wanna go home.
I'm just a little kid.

Where is he? Where is he?
What have you done with him?

Calm down, Mrs. Kravitz.

Tommy! Tommy!
Tommy, where are you?

It's all right.
It's your Auntie Gladys.

-Where have you put him?
-You know our neighbour, Mrs. Kravitz.

Sometimes on Halloween
she gets fits.

I don't know if the rest of you
are peculiar too.

But this woman
has stolen my nephew.

And if I don't find him, she's gonna
turn him into a frog or something.

"Fits" is putting it mildly.

Would you care for a drink?

No, thank you.
I just want Tommy.

Oh, now, Mrs. Kravitz,
there's nothing to worry about.

Tommy's in the kitchen.

He was wearing the same costume
as one of the other children.

He got mixed up
and came here by mistake.

That's all there is to it.

In the kitchen. In the kitchen.

In the kitchen.

Tommy! Where are you?

Aunt Gladys, help.

Tommy!

Tommy, Tommy, darling.

What have they done to you?
They turned you into a goat.

That's my nephew.

-Marvellous.
-Get away from him.

Please, Mrs....

Larry. Larry!

Come back here!

I tell you, she turned my nephew
into a goat.

Right in the kitchen.
And he won't come out.

Oh, what'll I tell my sister?

You say there's a goat in there?

There.

That's a goat all right.

Tommy! Tommy, come home.

I want Abner to see this.

He's a cute little kid.

Tell them. Tell them.
This time, I have a witness.

Now Abner will believe me.

She's right.
There's a goat in the kitchen.

Don't worry, Tommy.
You won't remember a thing.

Come on.

Hi, Aunt Gladys.

Tabatha, now, please listen.

I know what a wonderful feeling it is
to be part of the magical life.

But you have to understand...

...that we're living in a world
that isn't quite ready for us yet.

I'm afraid they may never be.

I'm going to have to be
very firm with you...

...and insist that you wish
your friends back into this book.

It's very important to Daddy.

-Daddy?
-Yes.

Gremlin home.

Goblin home.

They're home.

-That's a good girl.
-Yes.

Tommy, sweetness.

Tell them you were a goat,
with horns and whiskers.

-Tell them there was a goat.
-I didn't see any goat.

-But you said--
-I was just trying to be polite.

Well, I sent the other children home.

I guess I'd better
get started with dinner.

I wanna go home.

Yes, Tommy. Let's go home.

And I'll have some of my medicine.

Hey, there's that little
jack-o'-lantern kid again.

And I think you've had enough
of your medicine.

There's nothing like a nice, normal,
quiet, mortal Halloween.

Honey, I'm sorry.

Well, at least Louise is happy.
Larry's on the wagon.

Look at this.

There's a grizzly bear
loose in this house.

Wait a minute.

Not quite.

Oh, no. No. Let her keep it.

At least it's a step
in the right direction.

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