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[Snoring]
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[Groaning]
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[Rooster crows]
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- [Beck's "Mixed Bizness" plays]
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[Screams]
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I'm mixing business with leather
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Christmas with Heather
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Freaks flock together
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And make all the be-boys scream
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All right
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All right
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Turn it up now
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Turn it up now
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All right
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All right
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Turn it up now
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Jackie Kanken...
poorly-reviewed eBay seller.
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Eric Reynolds... tall fifth-grader.
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Quentin Poundridge...
Puerto Rican hand model.
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All right
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All right
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Turn it up now
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Turn it up now
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All right
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All right
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Turn it up now
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Lord, what a day.
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I have earned my Bud Light Chelada,
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I'll tell you that much.
So, what's happening?
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Not happy hour, that's for sure.
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It ended four minutes ago.
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Geez, Stan, okay. Sorry I'm late.
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I had to pay two extra bucks
for the jalape?o poppers,
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like I'm George friggin'
Soros over here.
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What... what's that bump
on your forehead?
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This? Oh, it's nothing.
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Just an ingrown eyebrow hair.
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Listen, I'm sorry I was late,
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but I promise you now have
my undivided attention.
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It's just that I always go out of my way
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to show up on time when...
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For the next four seconds.
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Three, two, one. Okay, gotta go.
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Few more items to cross
off the old to-do list.
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Late!
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Nacho Bartiromo...
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serial killer.
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Hyah!
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[Shrieks]
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day
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The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face
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And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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Oh, boy, it's swell to say...
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Damn it, Roger!
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[Horn honks]
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You snooze, you lose, Stan!
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I'm taking your spot today!
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[Laughing]
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Good morning, U.S.A.
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_
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Oh! Looks like they're putting in
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a new Yankee Candle this fall.
Not too shabby.
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Roger, I have been looking
all over town for you.
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[Both speaking Mandarin]
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[Both shouting in Mandarin]
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She's the love of my life,
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but good grief, can she be a handful.
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Every single day, I get out of bed
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and sing my good morning song
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so that I can face the coming workday
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with gusto, zest,
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and most importantly, of course, verve.
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And all I ask of you is...
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Geez, Roger,
you sure you don't want to get
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that thing on your head checked out?
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What, this? I told you, it's nothing.
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Look, I'm sorry I flaked
on your little song,
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but I've been feeling
a little sluggish lately.
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Probably because you're
goofing off all the time
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doing your "personas."
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Goofing off?
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I'll have you know I got up
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at 4:30 this morning
to get into character
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as Russian banana inspector
Olladouis Goofoff.
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Does that sound like goofing off to you?
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I never flake on you,
and I have a real job.
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What I do matters.
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What I do matters, too!
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Oh, right, it really matters
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whether or not you run around all day,
blowing guys.
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That is only a very
large part of what I do.
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People depend on my personas, Stan.
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It might not seem like it,
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but this town would
fall apart without me.
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Come on, Eu-Meh.
Let's go to the Disney Store
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and take a nap on that big Simba.
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Ugh!
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[Upbeat jazz plays]
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It don't mean a thing
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If it ain't got that swing
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Do-wap, do-wap, do-wap,
do-wap, do-wap, do-wap, do-wah
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Skiddily-diddly-deet-da
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Skee-ba-da-dee-dat-oh
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Bobbity-sku, bobbity-sku
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A hamba-beeba-seepah, da dee dat
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Diddily-diddily-diddily-diddily-doh
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Smith, that sweet
and sassy speed-scatting
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is exactly why I asked you
to join the swing choir.
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The honor is all mine.
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Every since I got to Pearl Bailey,
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it's been a dream of mine
to join Jazzma Attack.
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Well, we're gonna be counting on
that mile-a-minute mouth magic
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of yours at the State finals.
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Now hit the showers, maggots!
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[Water running]
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[Inhales deeply]
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[Gasps] Are you doing drugs?!
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I'm doing what it takes for
Jazzma Attack to succeed.
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You gotta juice that scat speed
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if you want to compete at a State level.
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And you better take 'em, too, kid,
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unless you're not truly
committed to swing choir.
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Easy, Tyler. As the old saw goes,
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you can lead a horse to water,
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but you can't make him drink.
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Well put, Marcus.
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Get with the program, Smith.
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Even your buddy Barry is
mainlining testosterone
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to get that boomin' bass-y baritone.
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Shh.
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[Deep voice] Nobody tell.
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Wait, the dog's name is Marmaduke?
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'Sup, my ninjas?!
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Jesus, Roger!
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Oh, my God!
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Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
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Why? Planning on making that
meat loaf of yours tonight?
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[Laughs] Man.
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Roger, you have a tumor on your head.
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You need to see a doctor.
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What? Why?! I'm fine.
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Plus, I just have so much to do.
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[Grunts] Alexa,
what's left on my schedule for today?
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Klaus: You have a 3:15
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as traveling nurse DeAndre Comadendo.
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- Then after that...
- Klaus?
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Did you hollow out Roger's Echo?
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What?! No way!
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I'm not Klaus.
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It's me, Alexa, bro!
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Alexa, who was the fourth emperor
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of the Ming Dynasty?
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Um...
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Chickety-China,
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the Chinese chicken.
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Huh. That could be right.
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[Sniffing]
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Who's scorching all that copper wire?
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Smells great. [Grunts]
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Roger, listen to me.
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[Distorted] You need to
go to a doctor right now!
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You could be dying.
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Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz.
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That's you. [Laughs]
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Well, on you catch the side flip.
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Roger: [Grunts]
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What happened?
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Roger, you almost died.
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We got you to Dr. Kalgary
in just the nick of time.
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Yes. One scant moment longer,
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and this festering mass of disease
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would surely have claimed
your soul for the damned.
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By the way,
can I offer you a La Croix or something?
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Billy?! Get our guest a La Croix!
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There's no cold ones!
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What?!
Why didn't you put any in earlier?!
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You left an empty case in here!
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I don't have X-ray vision!
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Yes, you do, Billy!
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[Growls] Billy,
sometimes you just make me so mad!
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Can I keep that?
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Sure! Whoop!
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Don't try to get up.
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You're in an extremely fragile state.
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You'll need absolute rest and
relaxation for several days!
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Anything we can do to help
while you recover, Roger,
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we'll do it. Right, Stan?
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Absolutely anything. Just name it.
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Good. Because, Stan,
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I need you to take over my personas.
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Ohhhhhh, shiiiiiit!
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Stan, thanks again for taking time off
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from work to cover my personas.
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It'll really put my mind at ease
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while I'm convalescing at the
famed Chimdale Hot Springs.
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My cousin committed suicide there.
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It's beautiful.
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All of my personas are
of crucial importance.
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Messing up even the tiniest detail
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could have disastrous consequences.
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Uh-huh. Tiniest detail, got it.
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Now, before you put on
any of my costumes,
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you'll first need to get into
this alien skin body suit.
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It hides who you really are
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so the personas are all that people see.
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Right, right, cool.
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Oh, and stay out of this box over here.
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It's full of some personal stuff
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I don't want you getting into.
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Retired characters, my mineral rights,
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"Cougartown" DVD box set
signed by Larry Bird.
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Did Dick and Buckle go
to Houston together?
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Yeah. Tuttle's mom lives there.
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Stan, are you paying attention?
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Yeah, Roger, I got it.
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I'm gonna put on a stupid gray suit,
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dance around like an idiot,
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and do everything on your dumb list.
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Technically, that's correct,
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but I'm not liking your attitude.
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You're not taking this seriously.
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I guess I'll just have
to stay and do it myself.
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[Groans]
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Careful, Roger! Geez!
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All right!
I promise I'll take it seriously.
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Okay. Then I'm off.
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Be a doll and hand me my tumor.
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I've gotten kind of attached to it.
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I even gave it a name...
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Rogu! Ain't he cute?
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Kiss him! Come on, kiss him.
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I'm not leaving till you
give him a little kiss.
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I will not kiss him.
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Well, then I'll kiss him.
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Now, if you kiss me,
it'll be like you kissed him.
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What do you think of that, Rogu?
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Now I don't come lightly
to tattling, sir,
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but, well, while I myself am not,
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some members of Jazzma
Attack are taking...
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...swing-enhancing drugs.
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This is extremely
disturbing news, Smith.
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When it comes to drugs,
I have a zero-tolerance policy...
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for not taking them!
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[Piano keys pound]
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Was your desk...
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a piano... before?
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My office has always been like this!
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State is right around the corner.
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And we're going up
against our arch rivals
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from Virginia Beach High,
Jazz Good Jazz It Gets,
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"It" In This Case Being Jazz.
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So it goes without saying
I need a "W" here.
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You either take the drugs
or you don't take the stage.
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Now, Steve,
what do you think about this?
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Just a little something
I've been working on?
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Hmm.
263
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:08,974
The love of a woman
264
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,643
Is a strange beast
265
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,178
That's all I've got so far.
266
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,580
I'm hoping to sell it to Disney
267
00:10:14,582 --> 00:10:17,015
for one of their cartoons.
268
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:23,121
Okay, Ronald Peechotka,
baseball card guy.
269
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,657
Whip down display cases. Check.
270
00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:28,460
Talk up the Steve Balboni
rookie card by the register,
271
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:31,129
frequently using the word
"cherry" as an adjective.
272
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,330
[Whistles]
273
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,600
Hey, how 'bout this Balboni here, eh?
274
00:10:34,602 --> 00:10:35,867
Sweet as a cherry.
275
00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,268
Sure is. Okay, Ron,
276
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:38,203
I'm gonna have to lock up here
277
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,937
in about five for lunch.
278
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:40,872
What?
279
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,007
Do I not work here?
280
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,341
What?! No!
281
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,810
I work here.
282
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,311
You're just some creep.
283
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,279
This is so pointless!
284
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,547
Roger: It is not pointless!
285
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,349
Roger? Where are you?
286
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,684
In the serenity suite
287
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:56,421
at the legendary Chimdale
Hot Springs Hotel and Spa.
288
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,756
I sewed an ear piece
into your skin suit.
289
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,159
Now, go ask Randy
if you can use his phone
290
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,694
to make a long-distance call.
291
00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:03,829
Ugh!
292
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,431
I can handle your
workload without any help.
293
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,034
[Gasps] Stan, I just saw a deer!
294
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,435
Or is that an elk?
295
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:12,838
Or a moose? A horse?
296
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,572
Oh, it's a picnic table.
297
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,907
Stan?
298
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:17,309
[Clang, splash]
299
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:19,511
That's odd?
300
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:22,714
[Beck's "Mixed Bizness" plays]
301
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:27,243
302
00:11:27,244 --> 00:11:31,144
-
- _
303
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,191
All right
304
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,527
305
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,664
Andy Glan, former J.Crew employee.
306
00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:39,998
307
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,333
[Panting]
308
00:11:41,335 --> 00:11:45,002
Dr. Dante Octavarius, seahorse breeder.
309
00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,271
310
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,541
Chunk Dunkirk,
incontinent jai alai instructor.
311
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,009
"Incontinent jai alai instructor"?
312
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,278
Incontinent jai alai instructor.
313
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,881
All right, I'm calling it!
314
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,683
Well?
315
00:11:57,685 --> 00:12:00,352
Who puts the meth into Beth,
my best alto?
316
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:03,755
Who gives the 'rone
that makes Barry very baritone?
317
00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,823
Yes, it's me
318
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,826
Now, Smith, take these P.E.D.s
319
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:13,298
You have to for the
good of the whole team
320
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,168
Yeah
321
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,770
[Brakes squeak]
322
00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:21,707
- Long day?
- Yeah.
323
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:24,642
And I didn't even get halfway
through Roger's stupid list.
324
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,445
"Doug Nugget,
unlicensed grief counselor.
325
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,381
Take rollerblades in for repair."
326
00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:31,849
It's all even more
pointless than I thought.
327
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,920
"Take rollerblades in for repair."
328
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,222
- [Crickets chirping]
- _
329
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,393
[Italian accent] Well,
it's time to face the fact.
330
00:12:41,395 --> 00:12:43,529
Doug Nugget's not coming.
331
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,932
We won't be able to afford Ma's surgery.
332
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,199
This ain't right!
333
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:52,938
You want breast implants,
Ma, I'll get you the money!
334
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,272
[Door beeps]
335
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,741
Gimme all the money!
336
00:12:55,743 --> 00:12:56,742
[Register dings]
337
00:12:56,744 --> 00:12:58,410
[Gasps]
338
00:12:58,412 --> 00:12:59,677
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God,
339
00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:00,946
oh, God, oh, God, oh, God! Oh, God!
340
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:03,548
[Italian music plays]
341
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,350
Liquor store we run protection on
342
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,351
just got hit.
343
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,619
Had to be the Russians.
344
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,154
We strike back hard.
345
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:12,224
I don't know if Johnny
Lasagna'd be too keen on that.
346
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,593
Well, Johnny Lasagna ain't here, is he?!
347
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,364
[Engine cranking]
348
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,767
Ach. Borschky dorshky.
349
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,703
I'm okay!
350
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,973
[Russian folk song plays]
351
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,507
Borschky dorshky!
352
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,976
Had to be the Irish.
353
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,478
[Starts engine]
354
00:13:36,058 --> 00:13:37,382
O'borschky o'dorshky!
355
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,918
This means war!
356
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:45,256
["Good Morning, U.S.A." begins]
357
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,825
[Sirens wail, gunshots]
358
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,528
Greg: It seems to have all started
359
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,997
with a botched robbery committed
360
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,732
by the desperate son of a
humble rollerblade cobbler.
361
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:57,803
- Tale as old as time.
- [Screaming in distance]
362
00:13:57,805 --> 00:14:02,808
Good... morning... U.S.A.
363
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,678
[Siren wailing, gunshots]
364
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,347
Stan, the town is falling apart!
365
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,682
Just call Roger up,
366
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,017
admit that his personas do matter,
367
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,352
and ask him what to do.
368
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,954
No! I can still handle this.
369
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,355
I'll just finish the list now,
370
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,891
and then everything
will go back to normal.
371
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,626
Oh, sick!
372
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,928
No way!
373
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:27,832
- Oh!
- Get a grip, man! It's too late!
374
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,035
There's not one thing you
can do to fix things now!
375
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:34,839
Although, there may be one thing...
376
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,708
[Gunshots continue]
377
00:14:37,778 --> 00:14:39,911
Hey, Franny.
I'm back from the hot springs
378
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,646
and feeling better than ever.
379
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,047
And I saw a picnic table!
380
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,716
Roger, thank God!
381
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,719
Listen,
Stan fell behind doing all your...
382
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:52,056
All your personas,
383
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,959
and then everything went...
384
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,396
...to hell, and now the...
385
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,132
n-now the whole...
386
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,468
I'm sorry,
what in the living [bleep] is that?
387
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,536
Oh, isn't it great?
388
00:15:04,538 --> 00:15:05,804
My tumor came to life,
389
00:15:05,806 --> 00:15:07,672
and now I've got a little homunculus.
390
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,073
His name's Rogu.
391
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,810
Rogu.
392
00:15:11,812 --> 00:15:14,412
'Sup, Hayley?
This is my homunculus Rogu.
393
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,214
Jeff, my homunculus Rogu.
394
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,483
No need to worry
about the chaos outside, Franny.
395
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,485
I kind of figured something
like this would happen.
396
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,221
I was so sick of Stan saying
what I did didn't matter.
397
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,224
I wanted him to see for
himself how much it does.
398
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:30,362
Rogu love Daddy.
399
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,164
[Retches]
400
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,232
[Munching]
401
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,768
He loves his blue stuff.
402
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,304
I promise I will fix everything
just as soon as I get
403
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,639
all these turquoise
knick-knacks put away.
404
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,975
I scored at the hot springs...
405
00:15:42,977 --> 00:15:46,911
[Gasps] Rogu,
are you seeing what I'm seeing?
406
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:48,780
Stan dressed up in the tough-guy outfit
407
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,114
he found in there and went out
408
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,850
to deal with all the mob bosses.
409
00:15:51,852 --> 00:15:53,718
We're all in great danger!
410
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,254
That's not just any tough-guy, it's...
411
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,456
[Whispering] Ricky Spanish.
412
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,525
That's right, bitches!
413
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,861
Ricky Spanish is back!
414
00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:05,129
And it's all thanks to Klaus.
415
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:09,534
Who's your least-favorite
character now, Reddit?
416
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,936
[Mafia music plays]
417
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,339
Gentlemen, if we divvy up the town,
418
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,542
a truce could be
beneficial to all of us.
419
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,745
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
420
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:24,016
Ha ha ho ho ho ho ho hee hee.
421
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:25,483
Milton Berle once said,
422
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,485
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
423
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,887
He had a real thick hog.
424
00:16:28,889 --> 00:16:30,288
Did you guys know that?
425
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,690
Ricky Spanish?!
426
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,692
What the hell are you doing here?
427
00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:36,228
[Dramatic music plays]
428
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,696
[Mobsters coughing]
429
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,965
[Whispering] Licky Anus.
430
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,235
That was supposed to say
"Ricky Spanish."
431
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:44,502
Good work, Stan.
432
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,438
Now the town can go back to normal...
433
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,575
if you'll just take off
the Ricky Spanish costume.
434
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,446
No. I'm not taking off the costume.
435
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:56,981
I'm taking over the town!
436
00:16:56,983 --> 00:17:00,985
And unleashing utter chaos!
437
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,588
[Whispering] Ricky Spanish.
438
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,657
Ricky Spanish.
439
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:06,658
[Elephant trumpets]
440
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,060
Ricky Spanish...
441
00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:09,594
[Cow moos]
442
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,796
[Sirens wailing]
443
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,233
- [Roars]
- [Screaming]
444
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,669
Uh, check, please.
445
00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:19,137
Am I using that correctly?
446
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,205
Roger, you have to stop him.
447
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,475
Right. And I only have one persona
448
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,877
as powerful, as dangerous...
449
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,412
- [Burps]
- Oh, cute!
450
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:32,016
As apocalyptic destructive
as Ricky Spanish.
451
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,819
[Helicopter blades whirring,
dramatic music plays]
452
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,755
[Whistling]
453
00:17:36,757 --> 00:17:38,757
Hey, Spanish!
454
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:39,891
Well!
455
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,194
If it isn't my arch-nemesis...
456
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,696
...Jeannie Gold.
457
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,431
Yes, it is I...
458
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,967
incontinent wedding
planner Jeannie Gold,
459
00:17:48,969 --> 00:17:50,702
who is, of course, also...
460
00:17:50,704 --> 00:17:52,104
your sister!
461
00:17:52,106 --> 00:17:56,975
[Gasps] So many things make sense now.
462
00:17:56,977 --> 00:17:59,844
Your reign of terror ends now.
463
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,313
[Screams]
464
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:02,314
[Groans]
465
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:03,582
[Screaming]
466
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,984
[Groaning]
467
00:18:05,986 --> 00:18:07,852
It don't mean a thing
468
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,188
If it ain't got that swing
469
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,723
Do-wap, do-wap, do-wap
470
00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:13,992
Do-wap, do-wap,
do-wap, do-wap, do-wah
471
00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:15,193
Zwabada-hommina
472
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,194
Biddyguh-goudy doo
473
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,596
Zipbap-zipbap, boo
474
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,597
Ziddy-dooddily-boodily-
dooddilly-boodily hey
475
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,466
A-ziddily-doddily-boodily,
goddily, hey
476
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,335
A-doodle-dop-beetle,
skee-ba-ba-dee-bum
477
00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:24,937
Diddily-diddily-diddily-
diddily-doh, ba-dow
478
00:18:24,939 --> 00:18:26,671
A-zup bop, bee-dop,
dee-dop a diddly-oop
479
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,206
Beetle-op doodly, hey
480
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,608
Hey, be-dop,
be-dop zoop bop diddle-hey
481
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,877
[Singing scat gibberish quickly]
482
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,947
[Scatting]
483
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:38,016
[Scatting continues]
484
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:40,352
[Scatting continues]
485
00:18:40,354 --> 00:18:41,753
[Scatting continues]
486
00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:44,823
[Scatting continues,
increasing in speed]
487
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,092
[Rapid scatting continues]
488
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,829
[Rapid scatting continues]
489
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:52,164
Bop
490
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,700
[Dramatic music plays]
491
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,701
492
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,570
[Groaning]
493
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,638
494
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,842
Rogu: Rogu save daddy.
495
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:06,778
[Whispering] Rogu Spanish.
496
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,316
Rogu! Did you make that
little Ricky Spanish outfit
497
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,651
all by yourself?
498
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,052
That is so clever.
499
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:15,787
He's clearly very advanced.
500
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,389
Some people... Holy shit!
501
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:19,024
[Grunting]
502
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:27,799
Oh, phew, it's not blood.
503
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,934
That's just the polymer
gel from the suit's lining
504
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,469
that gives it its...
505
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:34,272
you know, alien...
506
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,407
properties.
507
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:40,145
[Grunting]
508
00:19:41,015 --> 00:19:43,081
[Gasping]
509
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:48,420
I see. The power of the costume
infected the skin suit, too,
510
00:19:48,422 --> 00:19:50,154
so you had to strip it off completely.
511
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,623
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
512
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,826
Ooh!
513
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:57,495
[Scatting rapidly]
514
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,698
[Scatting continues]
515
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,634
Somebody needs some morphine.
516
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,502
Ah!
517
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,572
Ah, what the hell... some for you, too.
518
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,042
[Scatting slows]
519
00:20:12,846 --> 00:20:15,580
I love jazz!
520
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,049
Hey
521
00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:19,784
[Crickets chirping]
522
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,653
Okay. I'll admit it, Roger.
523
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:23,455
Your personas do matter.
524
00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:24,723
Thanks, Stan.
525
00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,791
But you know what really matters to me?
526
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:27,859
You.
527
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:29,061
So from now on,
528
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,528
I'm gonna make more time for us.
529
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,864
But how? You have so much to do.
530
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:35,133
My body gave me a solution.
531
00:20:35,135 --> 00:20:37,069
It sensed I had too much to do,
532
00:20:37,071 --> 00:20:38,937
so that's why it gave me Rogu...
533
00:20:38,939 --> 00:20:40,805
to help take over some of my workload.
534
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,540
That's something your race does?
535
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,808
Apparently.
536
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,010
Brock, what's up with you today?
537
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,413
We're dying here. What's the play?
538
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:54,953
Rogu do bootleg.
539
00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,922
There's the old gunslinger!
540
00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,459
Bye! Have a great time!
541
00:21:02,484 --> 00:21:04,525
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