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♪
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(sighs)
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Today's the day.
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Today's the day,
Mr. Bitey.
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Don't worry,
I'll still feed you.
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(cat hisses)
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(growling)
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(traffic noise)
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This is for you.
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And this is for you.
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You know he can't
use that, right?
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He doesn't
understand commerce.
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(bell dings)
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Good morning, Veronica.
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Just here to let all the dogs
lick your face again?
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Nope!
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Today's the day I'm finally
buying my own dog,
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and I'll love it,
and it'll love me,
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and it'll take care of me
when I'm old.
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Okay.
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Aw, these dogs are so cute.
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The Dalmatian
is so spotty.
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The corgi is so smiley.
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And the bulldog's face
is so smashy
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and his skin is so loosey,
and here's a big old sausage.
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These are the best dogs.
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Actually, these
are the worst dogs.
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Adam? Are you--
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No!
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You're not gonna do an episode
on animals, are you?
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Yeah, I am, and it's
gonna be "ruff."
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Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and this
is "Adam Ruins Everything."
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♪
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Adam, why are you
ruining dogs?
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Are you not
a dog person?
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Mm, I'm more of
a turtle person.
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They're nature's
perfect friend,
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'cause they can
never run away.
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Adam, I don't
have time for this.
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Today's the day
I'm finally buying
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a cute little
fluffy gosh-oh...
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(baby gibberish)
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Dog.
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I just have to pick
which breed.
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Sorry, but not only
are purebred dogs
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riddled with genetic disease,
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dog breeds aren't
even a real thing.
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We made them up.
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What?
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We talk about dog breeds
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as though God
created them that way.
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And on the 788th day,
God created the corgi.
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And he was a good boy.
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(Adam)
And as though every mutt
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were just a mix
of different purebreds.
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Miles is one-eighth terrier,
a quarter spaniel, half-collie,
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and, according
to an old family legend,
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his great-great-grandfather
was a dire wolf.
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(Adam)
But that's backwards.
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Mutts are dogs
in their natural state.
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Humans have lived
with domesticated dogs for over 10,000 years,
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but so called pure-bred
dogs didn't even exist
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until just 150 years ago.
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Wait, really?
Where do they come from?
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The fact is,
pure breeding is a form of genetic manipulation
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humans made up just
to amuse ourselves.
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In 19th century
Victorian England,
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eugenics was all the rage,
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and competitive dog breeding
became a weird, fancy fad.
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I made a dog
with super loose skin.
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I made one
with a super flat,
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(bleep)-up face.
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Oh, now,
that is disturbing.
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I'm your god now.
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Once these Dr. Frankensteins
were satisfied,
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they dubbed their little
monsters "pure breeds"
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and used kennel clubs to enforce
their bizarre standards.
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(thunder crashes)
Behold my newest creation.
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The corgi.
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A corgi is 10 to 12 inches
tall with a foxy head,
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wide, flat skull,
and non-sly expression,
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so if your dog looks sly,
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it's a poser freak,
and it's out of the club!
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(thunder crashes)
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That's all
a corgi really is.
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An arbitrary definition
made up by a weirdo.
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Okay, but when you
get a purebred,
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you get a good,
healthy dog, right?
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Nope! When you hear
"purebred,"
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you should think "inbred."
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Inbred?
Like a hot dog?
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Adorable, but no.
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Kennel clubs
prohibit purebred dogs
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from mating outside
their breed, and often,
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they're mated members
of their own family,
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making the average pug
as inbred as an Austrian duke.
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My blood is very pure.
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(groans, thud)
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Well, maybe inbreeding
is not that bad.
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We concur--
inbreeding is quite natural,
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isn't it, sister?
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(both)
Mm... mm... mm...
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Ugh, definitely not.
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The sad truth is,
purebred dogs suffer
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from disturbingly high rates
of genetic disease.
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It's because of a problem called
the genetic bottleneck.
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Here to explain
is Dr. Kirk Lohmueller,
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professor of evolution at UCLA.
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(Professor Lohmueller)
Hi, Adam.
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Here's the problem
with pure breeding.
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When species breed
in the wild,
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they can exist
in large populations
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and can mate randomly.
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This ensures a nice,
healthy distribution
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of genetic variation.
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But when humans
started pure breeding dogs,
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we had them mate over and over
again with their relatives
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to get a specific look.
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When we artificially limited
the gene pool in that way,
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we created a genetic bottleneck.
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As the same
small gene pool is spread
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between more and more dogs,
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diseases that would normally
be rare become inevitable.
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But wouldn't a good breeder
only mate the healthy ones?
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Like, "No thanks,
weird scrub dog.
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You're not having sex
with no one."
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Well, you can try.
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(eraser squeaking)
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But if you don't increase
the size of the gene pool,
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you're gonna keep creating
abnormal dogs.
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Tiny physical defects,
like smaller noses, for example,
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might get
worse and worse over time,
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until it becomes impossible
for the dog to breathe.
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(dog rasping)
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The reality is, pure breeding
leads to unhealthy dogs.
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I hate
this class.
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Thanks, Kirk!
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Bye, guys.
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And those diseases
are real serious.
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60% of golden retrievers
die of cancer.
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An estimated 95%
of King Charles spaniels
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have skulls that are too
small for their brains.
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Pugs' faces are so flat,
they reverse sneeze.
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Great Danes are so huge,
they get bone tumors
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from supporting
their own weight.
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And as for toy breeds,
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have you ever seen a little
tiny dog that looked happy?
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They know there's something
wrong with them,
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and they know
that we did it to them.
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(Spanish accent)
I'm a freak, on a leash!
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And now, we come
to the English bulldog.
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Aw, so cute.
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Yeah, he is.
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If you find total
genetic failure cute.
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(whimpering)
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The bulldog
was once a proud breed,
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but a century of extreme
breeding has ruined them.
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Their noses are so squashed,
they can barely breathe.
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Their heads are so big, they're
usually born by C-section.
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Their tails
can become ingrown.
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They basically all
have hip dysplasia,
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and their average life
expectancy is six years.
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Frankly, it's surprising
these dogs can even survive.
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What?
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Oliver here won
best in show.
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More like best
in the freak show.
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The sad part is, all
of the bulldog's problems would be solved
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if breeders would just
allow them to crossbreed.
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But they won't,
because then they wouldn't
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look like bulldogs.
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But we decide
what bulldogs look like.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Our insistence
that these dogs
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live up to our
arbitrary standards
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is causing them
to get sick and die.
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As cute as you think
the bulldog is,
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the fact that
it exists at all
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is borderline
animal abuse.
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(dog whimpers)
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It's moments like this
I regret meeting you.
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(zap)
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So, all these dogs are bad,
and I shouldn't get one at all?
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Ugggh!
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No, of course you should.
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Just skip the breeder
and the pet store
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and head on down
to your local shelter
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to get a cute little mutt.
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It'll be 100%
all natural dog,
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and better yet, you'll be
giving a home to a pup
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that really needs one.
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Oh, that way,
I can adopt a pet
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and help an animal
in need.
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Helping animals
is what I'm all about.
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I even feed the stray cat that
lives under my deck, Mr. Bitey.
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Oh, feeding stray cats
doesn't help animals.
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In fact, it helps kill
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billions of animals
every year.
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Attack.
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(barking)
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Here's your almond milk,
Mr. Bitey.
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(cat hisses)
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(growling)
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Don't worry.
We'll change to soy.
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Oh, this
is a real problem.
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Yeah, I'm worried
he's lactose intolerant.
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No, I mean
the feral cat population
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has spiraled out of control,
and it's all our fault.
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Here, Mr. Bitey and I
will show you.
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(zap)
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(gasps)
Mr. Bitey's a lady?
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A lady actor.
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A Julliard-trained actor.
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The life of a cat is--
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Nope, no singing.
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Save it for
the Winter Garden Theatre.
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(hisses)
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There are over 70 million
pet cats in the U.S.
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We love 'em, we cuddle 'em,
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and we Snapchat
the hell out of 'em.
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Unfortunately, some people
also let those cats outside.
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Whoo! The man
finally let me out.
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'Sup, Mittens?
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Please.
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That's my
government name.
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Yeah, they're wild.
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They want to go outside.
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Yeah, that's
exactly the problem.
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Yeow!
I'm an outdoor cat now!
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I'm wild, baby.
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While they're outside,
those cats breed.
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Who's a feral boy?
You're a feral boy.
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(both moaning)
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(gasps)
Mr. Bitey, no!
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The average cat
can give birth
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to as many
as 12 kittens a year.
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Kittens! Oh...
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Uh...
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Oh...
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And their kittens
are born feral.
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Put all of that together...
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(drum roll)
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And there are now as many
as 70 million feral cats
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living in the U.S.
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(Veronica)
Eww!
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Basically, for every
pet cat living inside,
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there's a feral cat
living outside.
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We're an epidemic of
hiss-torical proportions.
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These cats live
tragically short lives.
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They suffer from disease,
they're hit by cars,
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and they get attacked by
animals, including other cats.
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You're a pussy!
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You're a pussy!
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(both screeching)
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It's okay
when they say it.
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00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,790
But what's not okay
is that while indoor cats
256
00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:53,191
live about 15 years,
257
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,727
the average outdoor cat
dies after just five.
258
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,862
(gasps)
That's so sad.
259
00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,565
I didn't realize going outside
was so bad for cats.
260
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,868
It is, but it's
even worse for birds.
261
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:04,869
Hmm.
262
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,438
(gasps)
I love little birdies!
263
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,974
Yeah, so do cats.
264
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,842
Mr. Bitey, no!
265
00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,645
But I just fed him...
slash-her.
266
00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,847
Cats kill birds whether
or not they're hungry,
267
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,248
even if they've
just been fed.
268
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,551
It's kind of just
what we do.
269
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,119
(crunch)
270
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,354
(crow cawing)
271
00:10:22,356 --> 00:10:23,788
A conservative estimate
272
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:28,193
is that feral cats kill
1.3 billion birds a year.
273
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,229
They've actually driven
20 bird species extinct.
274
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:36,635
(woman)
♪ In the paws of a kitten ♪
275
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:40,138
Birds like these pollinate
plants and distribute seeds.
276
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,607
They're an essential part
of the North American ecosystem,
277
00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:44,542
but cats aren't.
278
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:48,446
They're an invasive species
that's killing native ones.
279
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,315
(woman)
♪ Fly away ♪
280
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,918
♪ Oh, you're dead ♪
281
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,220
Oh, my God.
282
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,422
Bad kitty!
(hissing)
283
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,158
(hissing)
(hissing)
284
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,293
(squeals)
No, it's not the cat's fault.
285
00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,728
It's ours.
286
00:11:03,730 --> 00:11:06,231
Our love for cats
is what caused this problem.
287
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,767
Humans are the ones who
brought cats to this country
288
00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,268
and let them outside.
289
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,770
There are even
entire groups of people
290
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:14,639
devoted to supporting
feral cat colonies.
291
00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:17,509
Here you go, dearies.
292
00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,010
(cats screeching)
293
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,612
(chuckling)
Oh!
294
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:22,981
You're welcome,
dearies, heh.
295
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,617
Now, who's got my eye?
296
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,919
As well-intentioned
as these folks are,
297
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,088
they're sustaining
a population of unhealthy,
298
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,858
unhappy animals that kills
a billion birds a year.
299
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:37,095
So what should we do?
Let 70 million cats die?
300
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,631
Murder them all to death?
Of course not.
301
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:41,866
Look, I admit,
there is no easy solution
302
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,168
to this problem.
303
00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:45,303
If you have a cat,
spay or neuter it,
304
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,105
and please, keep it inside.
305
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,573
That's at least a start.
306
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,475
But meanwhile,
we need to face the fact
307
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,844
that our love for animals,
if we're not careful,
308
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:54,412
can do more harm than good.
309
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,881
It's...
bad to love animals?
310
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:57,882
No.
No.
311
00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,284
No, I help animals.
312
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,618
I donate to charity.
313
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,287
I buy cruelty-free blush,
314
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:03,855
and I even organized
a social media protest
315
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,457
against trophy hunting.
316
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:08,393
It's changed a lot
of profile pictures.
317
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,861
Oh, actually,
trophy hunting
318
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,197
could really help
endangered animals.
319
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,265
(all hissing)
320
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,534
Oh, I really am
a turtle person.
321
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,770
♪
322
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,874
Trophy hunting is good?
323
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,509
What are you talking about?
324
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,444
Trophy hunting is barbaric.
325
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,746
I am against it.
326
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,347
You can tell
by my tote bag.
327
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,416
Look, I don't like it
any more than you do.
328
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,418
I'm an animal lover,
too, see?
329
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,588
This argument is really
counterintuitive and, frankly,
330
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,056
kind of difficult to accept,
331
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,692
but I ask that you keep
an open mind and hear me out,
332
00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,595
because the evidence suggests
that, in specific situations,
333
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:46,431
trophy hunting can really help
endangered animals.
334
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,166
But how?
335
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,903
How can killing animals
help animals?
336
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,538
Come here, I'll show ya.
337
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,680
(Adam)
...as read by Adam Conover.
338
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,150
Whoa!
I'm an ostrich!
339
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,252
I am a frog man,
and in Africa,
340
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,921
animals like these
are in desperate straits.
341
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,390
Oh, my God.
Can I finally talk to animals?
342
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,692
Do... you...
love me?
343
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,960
Hey, no touching!
344
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,096
There are only 5,000 of us
left alive, you know.
345
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,365
Ugh, I drink 50 gallons
of water a day,
346
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,066
and I'm not as thirsty
as this girl.
347
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,668
And the real threat
to these animals
348
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,370
isn't trophy hunters.
349
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,604
'Sup? Ahem!
350
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,739
I'm a rich bro
351
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,574
who takes occasional
hunting trips to Africa.
352
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,875
What can I say?
353
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:34,312
Kablammin' rare mammals
makes me feel like a man.
354
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,947
(gunshot)
Meant to do that.
355
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,982
Judge this dweeb
all you want,
356
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,819
but he's not why these animals
are at risk of dying out.
357
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,522
The real threats are loss
of habitat and poaching.
358
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,057
We're a criminal cartel
359
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,360
that systematically kills
thousands of animals a year.
360
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,062
We cut off the horns
and tusks
361
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,098
and sell them
to foreign businessmen.
362
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:57,936
I shot Babar right
through the heart, for money.
363
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,938
(laughing maniacally)
364
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,340
Poachers are organized,
they're ruthless,
365
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,009
and they are decimating
animal populations.
366
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,178
In some countries,
rhino horn is believed
367
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,814
to cure cancer
and even hangovers,
368
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,951
and sells
for $28,000 a pound.
369
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,886
That's more than gold
or cocaine.
370
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,554
(sniffs)
Ahh.
371
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,523
Uck! That's awful!
372
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,325
Why don't
the locals stop them?
373
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,361
Well, they're kinda busy,
you know, living their lives.
374
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,530
Yeah, I got
a family to feed.
375
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,533
Why should I waste time
protecting a frickin' lion?
376
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,936
In his defense, I do eat
his livestock on the regs.
377
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:35,073
Heck, sometimes
I attack adults and children.
378
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,875
(gulp)
Hey!
379
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,943
And just as harmful
to animal populations
380
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,579
is the habitat loss
caused by farming.
381
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:45,350
These animals are literally
running out of places to live.
382
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,719
So, some African nations
came up with a plan.
383
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,454
They took advantage
of the existing demand
384
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,688
for trophy hunting...
385
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,424
I would like to bazooka
one rhinoceros, please.
386
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,526
...and used it to fund
animal conservation.
387
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:58,396
Fine. There's an aggressive male
who's too old to breed,
388
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,466
has attacked three people,
and killed five other rhinos.
389
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,167
He's basically
an ass (bleep).
390
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,572
You can shoot him
for... $350,000.
391
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,607
Deal! This is what I choose
to spend my money on
392
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,708
for some reason.
393
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,943
Here's your receipt
and your
394
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:14,946
"I'm a Rich Jerk Who
Shoots Rhinos" tote bag.
395
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,615
What the hell?
He's gonna kill a rhino.
396
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,918
Yes, but we're going
to use that money
397
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,986
to save more rhinos.
398
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,123
Say whaaaaat?!
399
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,926
Yeah, in Namibia,
revenue from trophy hunting
400
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,095
is the main way they fund
new wildlife conservancies.
401
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,131
And in South Africa,
a portion of the proceeds
402
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,166
from trophy hunting
is given directly
403
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,869
to local land owners,
and that incentivizes them
404
00:15:37,871 --> 00:15:39,604
to give the rhinos
land to live on
405
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,139
and to protect them
from poachers.
406
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,708
Hey! Stay away
from those rhinos!
407
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,810
They're worth more alive
than dead!
408
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:49,113
Breed, my little
moneybags, breed.
409
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,150
But he's keeping them alive
so they can be hunted!
410
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,887
Absolutely true, but still,
this system works.
411
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,389
One-third of all white rhinos
in South Africa
412
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,091
now live on private land,
413
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,493
and their population
has gone from just 100
414
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,829
to more than 18,000.
415
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,165
I'm so confused!
416
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,267
You know ostriches don't
really do that, right?
417
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:10,468
(muffled)
I don't care!
418
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,903
It feels good.
419
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,172
Veronica, I understand
that this is hard to believe.
420
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,673
I had a tough time
with it, too.
421
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,275
But then I talked
to Rosie Cooney,
422
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,811
the chair of the Sustainable Use
and Livelihood Specialist Group
423
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,580
of the International Union
for the Conservation of Nature.
424
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,082
Whew! Glad I got through
that whole title.
425
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,550
It's true, Veronica.
426
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:28,653
Trophy hunting can be a valuable
part of conservation efforts,
427
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,089
even if you find hunting
distasteful.
428
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,391
It's not the hunters
running these programs.
429
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,826
It's the government agencies
430
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,428
or sometimes even
conservation groups themselves.
431
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,497
The hunters' motives
don't really matter.
432
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,565
The money they generate
433
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,300
can really help
the animals who need it.
434
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,069
(Veronica)
But how do I know the money is going to the right place?
435
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:46,604
Well,
that's a good question.
436
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,773
Like any program where
there's a lot of corruption
437
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,575
or where things
are badly managed,
438
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,543
these programs
don't work well at all.
439
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:56,414
But that doesn't change the fact
that when they are well-managed,
440
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,751
these programs can be a huge
help for wildlife conservation.
441
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,219
In Namibia, for example,
442
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,654
100% of the hunting
concession fees
443
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,623
go straight
to the local communities.
444
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,291
It's been a huge success.
445
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,559
I don't know.
446
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,194
I still think that we
should ban trophy hunting
447
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,197
and find another way
to help these animals.
448
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,366
Sorry, but that's
not a great idea.
449
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,970
Many countries are depending on
this revenue to protect animals,
450
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:21,773
to pay the game guards,
to buy the vehicles.
451
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,674
What happens
if that money dries up?
452
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,943
It's very easy for us
in the developed world
453
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,147
to judge how other countries
should manage their animals,
454
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,648
but should it be
our decision?
455
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,316
Or should it be
up to the communities
456
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,485
who live with these animals
every day?
457
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,722
Hunting is a really important
source of conservation revenue,
458
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,425
even where you are,
Veronica, in the U.S.
459
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,594
Hunting fees generate around
$200 million a year,
460
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,696
which for many states
is their primary source
461
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,098
of conservation funding.
462
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,700
If we banned
all trophy hunting everywhere,
463
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:52,870
right now, it would do
way more harm than good.
464
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:54,105
Bye, guys!
465
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,574
Yeah, thank you!
Bye!
466
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,576
Oh, man.
Fun way to travel.
467
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,745
(rifle cocks,
gunshot)
468
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,213
Okay, stop!
469
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:03,514
I don't care
how much good it does,
470
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,983
I hate that anyone would be
allowed to kill an animal!
471
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,252
I just want to stop them
from suffering.
472
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,022
Why is killing them
the only solution?
473
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,159
I know it's hard.
474
00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,928
We love these animals
so much,
475
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,497
we can't imagine any benefit
coming from their deaths.
476
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,998
It just seems wrong.
477
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,533
But you know what's worse
than one animal
478
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,168
getting killed by a hunter?
479
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,971
Hundreds of thousands
being wiped out by poaching
480
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,639
and loss of habitat.
481
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,508
The truth is,
in some nations,
482
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,810
the regulated hunting
of a few individuals
483
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,947
is helping to save
entire species.
484
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:40,418
So, cute animals
have to die... to live?
485
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,919
Well, I guess that's
one way of putting it.
486
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:44,589
(ominous music)
487
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,690
(gasping and whimpering)
488
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,359
(shrieking)
489
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,697
I'm doing this
for your own good.
490
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:53,698
Uhh!
491
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,066
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
492
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,834
I'll tell you how
cuteness can help animals
493
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,369
right after this.
494
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,110
Fine!
Everything cute is bad.
495
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,812
Puppies are
genetic monsters,
496
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,614
kittens are bird slayers,
497
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,616
and the only way to save
endangered species
498
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,151
is to shoot them
in the face.
499
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,886
I wanted to help
cute animals,
500
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,221
but I guess
I'm just ruining everything!
501
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,556
Oh, then you're
a lot like me.
502
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,057
How dare you?
503
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,161
Veronica, the fact
that you find animals so cute
504
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,929
is a wonderful quality.
505
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,164
It is?
506
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,198
Of course.
507
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,799
Cuteness is the emotion
that makes us
508
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,701
want to nurture
and protect things,
509
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:34,272
so we just need to expand
our notion of what we find cute.
510
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,973
Like, instead of
genetically manipulating dogs
511
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,141
for our own amusement,
512
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,376
we should decide
that we find
513
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,444
all shapes and sizes
of dog cute,
514
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,613
and rescue mutts
from local shelters.
515
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,848
(dog whimpering)
516
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,516
Aww.
Yeah.
517
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,918
And instead
of giving strays
518
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,886
and feral cats
all the attention,
519
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,889
we need to think more about
these adorable songbirds.
520
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,058
They're cute, too,
and they need our help.
521
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,993
I love his song.
522
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:57,929
My favorite part
is the chirp.
523
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,096
And you know what?
524
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,099
Yeah, elephants, rhinos,
and lions need protection,
525
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:05,303
but so do a lot of other,
less traditionally cute animals.
526
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,405
For instance,
the critically endangered
527
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,240
American burying beetle.
528
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,908
They bury rodent carcasses
in the dirt
529
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,109
and then lay
their eggs in them,
530
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,511
which helps plants grow.
531
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,213
That's not cute.
532
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,414
Well, not to everybody,
533
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,316
but if we decide they're
cute enough to save,
534
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,285
we can help preserve an
important part of the ecosystem.
535
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:24,021
So, tell you what,
let's cute-ify that beetle!
536
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,123
Ohh, a plushie!
537
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,491
Yeah.
538
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,293
You can learn more about
these disgustingly adorable
539
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,597
little guys
at SaveTheLittleBugs.org.
540
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,031
You're right.
541
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,433
If you look at it
the right way,
542
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,635
even the most unattractive
thing can be cute.
543
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,671
Funny, that's what my mom
always said growing up. Hmm.
544
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,974
Well, I hope I didn't
ruin your dog day, Veronica.
545
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:45,610
No... I know exactly
what dog I'm gonna get.
546
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,511
♪
547
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,181
I think
I'm gonna name you...
548
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,316
Cutiepie.
549
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,185
What do you think,
Mr. Bitey?
550
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:57,255
I'm... not speaking
to you right now!
551
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,322
Ooh!
552
00:20:58,372 --> 00:21:02,922
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