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there are 1 5 8 3 9 class of Ramirez out

there are 1 5 8 3 9 class of Ramirez out of La Cienega seek America be frank to

of La Cienega seek America be frank to

of La Cienega seek America be frank to zero one five eight three nine massive

zero one five eight three nine massive

zero one five eight three nine massive Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a

Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a

Ramirez 11 692 is out there what's a free water bill with place I was

free water bill with place I was

free water bill with place I was approaching Washington on 710 on

approaching Washington on 710 on

approaching Washington on 710 on canceled

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that's worse hey Adam check your merry

that's worse hey Adam check your merry

that's worse hey Adam check your merry month of showing the registration date

month of showing the registration date

month of showing the registration date effective December 2014

no no clear guys

very negative one sport

pretty come for a Friday night huh it's

pretty come for a Friday night huh it's

pretty come for a Friday night huh it's not even midnight yet you gotta give the

not even midnight yet you gotta give the

not even midnight yet you gotta give the boosters and chance to get out of the

boosters and chance to get out of the

boosters and chance to get out of the pub's first then we'll see some action

pub's first then we'll see some action

pub's first then we'll see some action bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on

bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on

bunch of rowdy drunk fist fighting on the Broadway strip never cease to amuse

the Broadway strip never cease to amuse

the Broadway strip never cease to amuse you today at least until they sober up

you today at least until they sober up

you today at least until they sober up sometimes I think you belong in here

sometimes I think you belong in here

sometimes I think you belong in here with the rest of these animals who the

with the rest of these animals who the

with the rest of these animals who the fuck are you calling an atom ok piss

fuck are you calling an atom ok piss

fuck are you calling an atom ok piss them off Franco hey I'm talking to you

them off Franco hey I'm talking to you

them off Franco hey I'm talking to you you got something to say to me sorry

you got something to say to me sorry

you got something to say to me sorry fuck you hey you don't keep it down

fuck you hey you don't keep it down

fuck you hey you don't keep it down you're gonna be in there a long time so

you're gonna be in there a long time so

you're gonna be in there a long time so sit here and behave and you'll get

sit here and behave and you'll get

sit here and behave and you'll get through this a lot faster ok quiet night

through this a lot faster ok quiet night

through this a lot faster ok quiet night how's it going guys

how's it going guys

how's it going guys permit for this thing don't you belong

permit for this thing don't you belong

permit for this thing don't you belong in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's

in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's

in a drunk tank somewhere Roger that's dirty about done across the back of his

dirty about done across the back of his

dirty about done across the back of his head everybody should have some real fun

so wish the lucky bastard is driving

so wish the lucky bastard is driving

so wish the lucky bastard is driving around with you two assholes tonight

around with you two assholes tonight

around with you two assholes tonight Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah

Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah

Trey Sanders how do you know him yeah new guy transferred in from Philadelphia

new guy transferred in from Philadelphia

new guy transferred in from Philadelphia he's a good cop big top huh

he's a good cop big top huh

he's a good cop big top huh well maybe even learned some pointers

well maybe even learned some pointers

well maybe even learned some pointers fella I know another funny guy he's down

fella I know another funny guy he's down

fella I know another funny guy he's down at one of the cells here want me to

at one of the cells here want me to

at one of the cells here want me to introduce shit you got nothing on me and

introduce shit you got nothing on me and

introduce shit you got nothing on me and you know it Miller I hide my dope well

you know it Miller I hide my dope well

you know it Miller I hide my dope well it's about one of these days I gotta get

it's about one of these days I gotta get

it's about one of these days I gotta get back to work

back to work

back to work I'll see you two boneheads later man

I'll see you two boneheads later man

I'll see you two boneheads later man Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be

Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be

Miller oh and if if you see Sanders be my telling me we're here waiting for him

my telling me we're here waiting for him

my telling me we're here waiting for him oh yeah sure

oh yeah sure

oh yeah sure Thanks

looks like I should just started

how's the coffee

how's the coffee

how's the coffee tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one

tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one

tastes like shit y'all gonna get you one no I don't drink coffee don't drink

no I don't drink coffee don't drink

no I don't drink coffee don't drink coffee

coffee

coffee whatever mornin Mortman no why well

whatever mornin Mortman no why well

whatever mornin Mortman no why well Mormons don't drink coffee

Mormons don't drink coffee

Mormons don't drink coffee no booze either I was at a Mormon

no booze either I was at a Mormon

no booze either I was at a Mormon wedding last year

wedding last year

wedding last year it was a drier than the Sahara Desert

it was a drier than the Sahara Desert

it was a drier than the Sahara Desert tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me

tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me

tomorrow you gentlemen waiting for me Trey Saunders that's me

Trey Saunders that's me

Trey Saunders that's me I'm Roger - sound mixer

I'm Roger - sound mixer

I'm Roger - sound mixer this is Franco de Lucas he will be

this is Franco de Lucas he will be

this is Franco de Lucas he will be operating camera hi Franco hey nice to

operating camera hi Franco hey nice to

operating camera hi Franco hey nice to meet you

meet you

meet you has a brief - and how this all works

has a brief - and how this all works

has a brief - and how this all works well the producers spoke to me earlier

well the producers spoke to me earlier

well the producers spoke to me earlier she gave me the run-through great are

she gave me the run-through great are

she gave me the run-through great are you ready to get going then

you ready to get going then

you ready to get going then it's rays will ever be and are you

it's rays will ever be and are you

it's rays will ever be and are you excited not nearly as excited as my wife

excited not nearly as excited as my wife

excited not nearly as excited as my wife she's been telling all her friends and

she's been telling all her friends and

she's been telling all her friends and family that are gonna be on TV she

family that are gonna be on TV she

family that are gonna be on TV she wanted to marry a famous actor but all

wanted to marry a famous actor but all

wanted to marry a famous actor but all she got was a cop well let's make a

she got was a cop well let's make a

she got was a cop well let's make a little bit of her dream come true chin

little bit of her dream come true chin

little bit of her dream come true chin up you're gonna star the show

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[Music]

all right guys camera is rolling do you

all right guys camera is rolling do you

all right guys camera is rolling do you want to start by telling us a little bit

want to start by telling us a little bit

want to start by telling us a little bit about yourself well I've been married

about yourself well I've been married

about yourself well I've been married for two years now I have one kid boy

for two years now I have one kid boy

for two years now I have one kid boy I just transferred in from Philadelphia

I just transferred in from Philadelphia

I just transferred in from Philadelphia where I spent my rookie years Philly has

where I spent my rookie years Philly has

where I spent my rookie years Philly has some rough streets I've only lived in LA

some rough streets I've only lived in LA

some rough streets I've only lived in LA for two months now so I haven't seen it

for two months now so I haven't seen it

for two months now so I haven't seen it all yet but some pretty fast pace so far

all yet but some pretty fast pace so far

all yet but some pretty fast pace so far we can never let your guard down that's

we can never let your guard down that's

we can never let your guard down that's for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo

for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo

for sure and it's hard to tell the cyclo is apart from the street performers in

is apart from the street performers in

is apart from the street performers in this city how long ago did your coffee

this city how long ago did your coffee

this city how long ago did your coffee come on six years now

come on six years now

come on six years now oh you've seen some shit I've seen my

oh you've seen some shit I've seen my

oh you've seen some shit I've seen my share of dangerous situations but

share of dangerous situations but

share of dangerous situations but nothing I couldn't handle

nothing I couldn't handle

nothing I couldn't handle I've never had to fire my gun it's not

I've never had to fire my gun it's not

I've never had to fire my gun it's not like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this

like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this

like the Dirty Harry movies I knew this one sergeant back in Philadelphia look

one sergeant back in Philadelphia look

one sergeant back in Philadelphia look sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a

sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a

sergeant Morris hunt tough son of a bitch meanest hell - that man had seen

bitch meanest hell - that man had seen

bitch meanest hell - that man had seen his fair share of guts and gunplay metal

his fair share of guts and gunplay metal

his fair share of guts and gunplay metal hip missing fingers scars that old

hip missing fingers scars that old

hip missing fingers scars that old dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst

dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst

dinosaur saw some shit what's the worst thing you've ever seen in the job

thing you've ever seen in the job

thing you've ever seen in the job try to forget about it

try to forget about it

try to forget about it that's okay you don't have to tell us if

that's okay you don't have to tell us if

that's okay you don't have to tell us if you don't want to

no I'll tell you anyway it was a car

no I'll tell you anyway it was a car

no I'll tell you anyway it was a car accident

accident

accident drinkin was involved I was first on the

drinkin was involved I was first on the

drinkin was involved I was first on the scene the victim was wedged between a

scene the victim was wedged between a

scene the victim was wedged between a heap of twisted metal half of his face

heap of twisted metal half of his face

heap of twisted metal half of his face ripped off eyeball hanging out of its

ripped off eyeball hanging out of its

ripped off eyeball hanging out of its socket

socket

socket a real mess at first glance I thought he

a real mess at first glance I thought he

a real mess at first glance I thought he was dead and somehow it's still

was dead and somehow it's still

was dead and somehow it's still conscious it happened on the highway in

conscious it happened on the highway in

conscious it happened on the highway in rush hour traffic so I took the

rush hour traffic so I took the

rush hour traffic so I took the ambulance over half an hour to get to

ambulance over half an hour to get to

ambulance over half an hour to get to the crash site he died five minutes

the crash site he died five minutes

the crash site he died five minutes before it arrived there's nothing I

before it arrived there's nothing I

before it arrived there's nothing I could do to help

10 for dispatch this is unit 7 I'll

10 for dispatch this is unit 7 I'll

10 for dispatch this is unit 7 I'll check it out

check it out

check it out what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant

what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant

what's a 6 4 7 8 6 verse 7 a is vagrant loitering in a public place

loitering in a public place

loitering in a public place very good how did you know that I'm

very good how did you know that I'm

very good how did you know that I'm working on the show floor we're seven

working on the show floor we're seven

working on the show floor we're seven years

years

years that means I've been riding with the

that means I've been riding with the

that means I've been riding with the fuzz longer than you have trained and I

fuzz longer than you have trained and I

fuzz longer than you have trained and I could never understand the gobbly goo

could never understand the gobbly goo

could never understand the gobbly goo crap that comes out of the radio so I

crap that comes out of the radio so I

crap that comes out of the radio so I picked up this book what's that this is

picked up this book what's that this is

picked up this book what's that this is a book police comes from around the

a book police comes from around the

a book police comes from around the world

world

world okay bookworm I challenge you name the

okay bookworm I challenge you name the

okay bookworm I challenge you name the game alright I'm gonna give you three

game alright I'm gonna give you three

game alright I'm gonna give you three codes if you can tell me what they are

codes if you can tell me what they are

codes if you can tell me what they are I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't

I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't

I'll buy a box of doughnuts if you can't you buy me a box of doughnuts deal

you buy me a box of doughnuts deal

you buy me a box of doughnuts deal sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30

sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30

sounds like at 3:30 good one 3:30 illegal gambling yeah way too much spare

illegal gambling yeah way too much spare

illegal gambling yeah way too much spare time

time

time divorce for three years I have nothing

divorce for three years I have nothing

divorce for three years I have nothing but time to spare

but time to spare

but time to spare oh okay officer give me your best shot

oh okay officer give me your best shot

oh okay officer give me your best shot all right let me think of an easy one

all right let me think of an easy one

all right let me think of an easy one for you just to get you warmed up what

for you just to get you warmed up what

for you just to get you warmed up what is a code three that's too easy

is a code three that's too easy

is a code three that's too easy emergency call respond with lights and

emergency call respond with lights and

emergency call respond with lights and sirens okay champ let's make this a

sirens okay champ let's make this a

sirens okay champ let's make this a little harder

little harder

little harder what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in

what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in

what does 1024 Victor mean subject is in possession of a stolen vehicle is that

possession of a stolen vehicle is that

possession of a stolen vehicle is that all you've got trail all right smartass

all you've got trail all right smartass

all you've got trail all right smartass you're never gonna get this 390 Paul

you're never gonna get this 390 Paul

you're never gonna get this 390 Paul that's a tricky one I know what I'm

that's a tricky one I know what I'm

that's a tricky one I know what I'm telling you he's a jumps up its up

hey CPUs is that right

hey CPUs is that right

hey CPUs is that right he's right how the hell did you know

he's right how the hell did you know

he's right how the hell did you know that it took four costs take the son of

that it took four costs take the son of

that it took four costs take the son of a bitch down I'm starting to think

a bitch down I'm starting to think

a bitch down I'm starting to think they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same

they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same

they're at 9:18 tell him Roger in same subject

and then definitely pack

unit sir he stood up to me please was

unit sir he stood up to me please was

unit sir he stood up to me please was the camera I need you to sit up for me

the camera I need you to sit up for me

the camera I need you to sit up for me please you know maybe grabbing cool

please you know maybe grabbing cool

please you know maybe grabbing cool operate I just want to help you up to

operate I just want to help you up to

operate I just want to help you up to the top going for this back how's your

the top going for this back how's your

the top going for this back how's your night going so far it's fine until you

night going so far it's fine until you

night going so far it's fine until you showed up

showed up

showed up I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it

I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it

I've slept in 24 hours know how hard it is fall asleep on apartment that's

is fall asleep on apartment that's

is fall asleep on apartment that's exactly why I'm here you're not allowed

exactly why I'm here you're not allowed

exactly why I'm here you're not allowed to be sleeping on the park benches mark

to be sleeping on the park benches mark

to be sleeping on the park benches mark closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep

closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep

closes at 10 o'clock you gotta sleep somewhere else am I supposed to go

somewhere else am I supposed to go

somewhere else am I supposed to go there's a shelf there a few blocks from

there's a shelf there a few blocks from

there's a shelf there a few blocks from here I'm gonna take you if you like

here I'm gonna take you if you like

here I'm gonna take you if you like oh there why is that you got no money

oh there why is that you got no money

oh there why is that you got no money that's five bucks for the night you

that's five bucks for the night you

that's five bucks for the night you don't have any money I got maybe two

don't have any money I got maybe two

don't have any money I got maybe two dollars on me there's a bad day the

dollars on me there's a bad day the

dollars on me there's a bad day the depot how much do you make on a good day

depot how much do you make on a good day

depot how much do you make on a good day a good day

$50 take a few bucks and where does that

$50 take a few bucks and where does that

$50 take a few bucks and where does that money go food cigarettes drugs what do

money go food cigarettes drugs what do

money go food cigarettes drugs what do you use yeah have you used any drugs

you use yeah have you used any drugs

you use yeah have you used any drugs tonight

tonight

tonight when's the last time you used yesterday

when's the last time you used yesterday

when's the last time you used yesterday maybe remember okay check your eyes for

maybe remember okay check your eyes for

maybe remember okay check your eyes for a quick sec sure follow my finger

okay good seem all right to me tell you

okay good seem all right to me tell you

okay good seem all right to me tell you what here's five bucks for the shelter

what here's five bucks for the shelter

what here's five bucks for the shelter not for drugs got it

not for drugs got it

not for drugs got it oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't

oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't

oh yeah sure thing is there now I don't want to come back here tonight you'll

want to come back here tonight you'll

want to come back here tonight you'll find you on this park bench again

find you on this park bench again

find you on this park bench again otherwise I'll have to take you in okay

otherwise I'll have to take you in okay

otherwise I'll have to take you in okay oh you got it sir

oh you got it sir

oh you got it sir okay then pack up your stuff and get out

okay then pack up your stuff and get out

okay then pack up your stuff and get out of here

[Applause]

I'm gonna being on TV move it along sir

I'm gonna being on TV move it along sir

I'm gonna being on TV move it along sir I still have a lot of work to do tonight

I still have a lot of work to do tonight

I still have a lot of work to do tonight I'm not gonna get it done until you're

I'm not gonna get it done until you're

I'm not gonna get it done until you're gone have a nice night get some sleep

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] I think it's time for a coach set

what's your favorite doughnut I like

what's your favorite doughnut I like

what's your favorite doughnut I like long-johns long-johns are not really

long-johns long-johns are not really

long-johns long-johns are not really donuts though donuts around long johns

donuts though donuts around long johns

donuts though donuts around long johns boshy what are they then we consider

boshy what are they then we consider

boshy what are they then we consider them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's

them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's

them in a Claire no way Santa Clara's filling long dongs don't they're also

filling long dongs don't they're also

filling long dongs don't they're also made with different types of dough

made with different types of dough

made with different types of dough I've seen the mark this eclairs before

I've seen the mark this eclairs before

I've seen the mark this eclairs before long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop

long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop

long johns are doughnuts I'm a cop trust me on this one can I retire I

trust me on this one can I retire I

trust me on this one can I retire I might even open a bakery and if I do the

might even open a bakery and if I do the

might even open a bakery and if I do the long johns will be labeled as doughnuts

long johns will be labeled as doughnuts

long johns will be labeled as doughnuts not declares you sure you don't want one

not declares you sure you don't want one

not declares you sure you don't want one Franco no thanks I don't really like

Franco no thanks I don't really like

Franco no thanks I don't really like doughnuts

doughnuts

doughnuts you don't like doughnuts he doesn't

you don't like doughnuts he doesn't

you don't like doughnuts he doesn't drink coffee either what no coffee or

drink coffee either what no coffee or

drink coffee either what no coffee or doughnuts

doughnuts

doughnuts I should leave you screams or moves I'll

I should leave you screams or moves I'll

I should leave you screams or moves I'll bleed you out into the upholstery got it

bleed you out into the upholstery got it

bleed you out into the upholstery got it okay Pete what do we do I don't know

okay Pete what do we do I don't know

okay Pete what do we do I don't know just just just relax sure that turn off

just just just relax sure that turn off

just just just relax sure that turn off the camera are you crazy keep it rolling

two of you listen close say this once do

two of you listen close say this once do

two of you listen close say this once do what you're told you'll live and if

what you're told you'll live and if

what you're told you'll live and if you're don't for six holes in your chest

you're don't for six holes in your chest

you're don't for six holes in your chest and dump your cadavers in the sewer are

and dump your cadavers in the sewer are

and dump your cadavers in the sewer are we clear you might want to shut off that

we clear you might want to shut off that

we clear you might want to shut off that camera save the battery life it's going

camera save the battery life it's going

camera save the battery life it's going to be alone now I fit the part how do I

to be alone now I fit the part how do I

to be alone now I fit the part how do I look like a cop what are you gonna do

look like a cop what are you gonna do

look like a cop what are you gonna do with us well here's how it's gonna work

with us well here's how it's gonna work

with us well here's how it's gonna work I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and

I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and

I'm gonna cruise around for a bit and you guys just record the action okay you

you guys just record the action okay you

you guys just record the action okay you don't mind being on camera heck no I

don't mind being on camera heck no I

don't mind being on camera heck no I have always wanted to be on television

have always wanted to be on television

have always wanted to be on television why are you doing this how about we get

why are you doing this how about we get

why are you doing this how about we get to know each other a little bit and then

to know each other a little bit and then

to know each other a little bit and then I might answer some of your questions

I might answer some of your questions

I might answer some of your questions first I want your names and let's be

first I want your names and let's be

first I want your names and let's be honest with each other I don't want to

honest with each other I don't want to

honest with each other I don't want to have to check IDs all right what's yours

have to check IDs all right what's yours

have to check IDs all right what's yours Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco

Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco

Roger Roger that Roger and you Franco Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my

Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my

Franco are you Spanish Frankel no my parents are formidably I was born in

parents are formidably I was born in

parents are formidably I was born in Venezuela though what's gonna happen to

Venezuela though what's gonna happen to

Venezuela though what's gonna happen to the deputy

the deputy

the deputy all right the pig don't worry about him

all right the pig don't worry about him

all right the pig don't worry about him he's probably a little groggy right now

he's probably a little groggy right now

he's probably a little groggy right now so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit

so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit

so I'm gonna let him lay down for a bit and I'm guessing he's a rookie because

and I'm guessing he's a rookie because

and I'm guessing he's a rookie because I've been tailing you guys all night a

I've been tailing you guys all night a

I've been tailing you guys all night a vet would have caught on to that

go ahead dispatch what's the 1020 on

go ahead dispatch what's the 1020 on

go ahead dispatch what's the 1020 on that ten-four dispatch I'm on it

someone just called in and complained

someone just called in and complained

someone just called in and complained about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go

about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go

about a domestic dispute I'm gonna go check it out battery's about to die okay

yeah yeah it's rolling police how's it

yeah yeah it's rolling police how's it

yeah yeah it's rolling police how's it going

going

going the noise officer me and my wife are

the noise officer me and my wife are

the noise officer me and my wife are fighting yeah well your little fits

fighting yeah well your little fits

fighting yeah well your little fits waking up everyone in the trailer park

waking up everyone in the trailer park

waking up everyone in the trailer park what's going on in there ma'am

what's going on in there ma'am

what's going on in there ma'am I need you to calm down right now I

I need you to calm down right now I

I need you to calm down right now I don't wanna press charges

don't wanna press charges

don't wanna press charges first you calm down and tell me what's

first you calm down and tell me what's

first you calm down and tell me what's going on come over here and talk to me

hit me officer I got the bruises all up

hit me officer I got the bruises all up

hit me officer I got the bruises all up and down my arms to prove it that crazy

and down my arms to prove it that crazy

and down my arms to prove it that crazy bitch coming out with a broken bottle if

bitch coming out with a broken bottle if

bitch coming out with a broken bottle if you two don't calm down I'm gonna take

you two don't calm down I'm gonna take

you two don't calm down I'm gonna take you both downtown you understand sorry

you both downtown you understand sorry

you both downtown you understand sorry sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I

sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I

sir thanks ed do you understand yeah I did yeah good we're making progress now

did yeah good we're making progress now

did yeah good we're making progress now you tell me your side of the story first

you tell me your side of the story first

you tell me your side of the story first bastard's cheating on me huh one more

bastard's cheating on me huh one more

bastard's cheating on me huh one more outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on

outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on

outburst and I'm gonna slap the cuffs on you now go sit over there you get your

you now go sit over there you get your

you now go sit over there you get your turn in a moment so what's this all

turn in a moment so what's this all

turn in a moment so what's this all about

about

about he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where

he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where

he's got homeroom a 12-hour shift where do you work I'm not just a man yet

do you work I'm not just a man yet

do you work I'm not just a man yet valium are all main so you get back and

valium are all main so you get back and

valium are all main so you get back and then what

then what

then what I'll get back and she accuses me of

I'll get back and she accuses me of

I'll get back and she accuses me of cheating on her why is there a red stain

cheating on her why is there a red stain

cheating on her why is there a red stain where your dick hangs did she have a

where your dick hangs did she have a

where your dick hangs did she have a period or did you have yours I don't

period or did you have yours I don't

period or did you have yours I don't know what it is or where it came from

know what it is or where it came from

know what it is or where it came from motherfucker

bitch shut your yapper nuts off that way

bitch shut your yapper nuts off that way

bitch shut your yapper nuts off that way you can't go around contaminating the

you can't go around contaminating the

you can't go around contaminating the earth with your sour seeds and there's

earth with your sour seeds and there's

earth with your sour seeds and there's being a little drinking tonight

just a little ticks in a trailer

just a little ticks in a trailer

just a little ticks in a trailer never drink just a little how much the

never drink just a little how much the

never drink just a little how much the job one or two glasses she's the one who

job one or two glasses she's the one who

job one or two glasses she's the one who go down most of the bar my liquor I can

go down most of the bar my liquor I can

go down most of the bar my liquor I can drink as much as I want any drugs

drink as much as I want any drugs

drink as much as I want any drugs tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any

tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any

tonight no sir weed meth blow crack any any of those ring a bell no sir no crack

any of those ring a bell no sir no crack

any of those ring a bell no sir no crack are you sure because you two looked like

are you sure because you two looked like

are you sure because you two looked like a couple of crackheads and I know a

a couple of crackheads and I know a

a couple of crackheads and I know a crackhead when I see one

crackhead when I see one

crackhead when I see one the city is littered with more

the city is littered with more

the city is littered with more crackheads and pigeons and we got enough

crackheads and pigeons and we got enough

crackheads and pigeons and we got enough pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs

pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs

pitches to open a bird sanctuary no jugs sir

sir

sir oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind

oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind

oh I swear to God ma'am would you mind look into this light for a moment so I

look into this light for a moment so I

look into this light for a moment so I could see those pretty eyes you folks

could see those pretty eyes you folks

could see those pretty eyes you folks have yourselves a good night some might

have yourselves a good night some might

have yourselves a good night some might say I committed a crime others call it

say I committed a crime others call it

say I committed a crime others call it street justice to some I'm a criminal

street justice to some I'm a criminal

street justice to some I'm a criminal with others

with others

with others I'm a hero I don't care what anybody

I'm a hero I don't care what anybody

I'm a hero I don't care what anybody says

says

says the neighbors will get a good sleep and

the neighbors will get a good sleep and

the neighbors will get a good sleep and I just saved the LAPD a mountain of

I just saved the LAPD a mountain of

I just saved the LAPD a mountain of unnecessary paperwork in my opinion

unnecessary paperwork in my opinion

unnecessary paperwork in my opinion justice was served

let's go boys you know what I like about

let's go boys you know what I like about

let's go boys you know what I like about the night shift

the night shift

the night shift less traffic in the daytime it's nothing

less traffic in the daytime it's nothing

less traffic in the daytime it's nothing but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no

but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no

but gridlock nobody goes over 40 guys no nuts and the day you crawl but at night

nuts and the day you crawl but at night

nuts and the day you crawl but at night your crews personally I don't mind

your crews personally I don't mind

your crews personally I don't mind speeders they know where they're going

speeders they know where they're going

speeders they know where they're going and they're getting there fast

and they're getting there fast

and they're getting there fast everybody's in a hurry and there's

everybody's in a hurry and there's

everybody's in a hurry and there's nothing wrong with that speeding is a

nothing wrong with that speeding is a

nothing wrong with that speeding is a courtesy you know what gets me though

courtesy you know what gets me though

courtesy you know what gets me though slow drivers they hold everybody up the

slow drivers they hold everybody up the

slow drivers they hold everybody up the speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30

speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30

speed limits 30 goes 30 not 20 not 25 30 is the limit but it should be the

is the limit but it should be the

is the limit but it should be the minimum here's a perfect example late at

minimum here's a perfect example late at

minimum here's a perfect example late at night nobody's on the road and this

night nobody's on the road and this

night nobody's on the road and this putts as a feather on the couple

you boys take a break - Brown we'll get

you boys take a break - Brown we'll get

you boys take a break - Brown we'll get this how you doing today sir I'm fine

this how you doing today sir I'm fine

this how you doing today sir I'm fine mind if I look at your license and

mind if I look at your license and

mind if I look at your license and registration please sure

you know why I stopped you

are you aware what the speed limit is 25

are you aware what the speed limit is 25

are you aware what the speed limit is 25 30 that's right 30 miles do you know how

30 that's right 30 miles do you know how

30 that's right 30 miles do you know how fast you were going hang on 25 miles an

fast you were going hang on 25 miles an

fast you were going hang on 25 miles an hour do you mind telling me why at this

hour do you mind telling me why at this

hour do you mind telling me why at this hour of the night when there's not a

hour of the night when there's not a

hour of the night when there's not a soul on the road why you're driving so

soul on the road why you're driving so

soul on the road why you're driving so damn slow if you want to drive slow go

damn slow if you want to drive slow go

damn slow if you want to drive slow go to Canada they move like snails over

to Canada they move like snails over

to Canada they move like snails over there

there

there you're not Canadian are you I'm from

you're not Canadian are you I'm from

you're not Canadian are you I'm from Washington sir well then act like you're

Washington sir well then act like you're

Washington sir well then act like you're from Washington and drive the down limit

from Washington and drive the down limit

from Washington and drive the down limit sorry I won't happen again I've been

sorry I won't happen again I've been

sorry I won't happen again I've been doing any drinking tonight sir no no

step out of the car please

keep going

keep going

keep going don't stop

try again

what's the problem I have take a deep

what's the problem I have take a deep

what's the problem I have take a deep breath try again

breath try again

breath try again ready

hey get your hand out of your pocket

hey get your hand out of your pocket

hey get your hand out of your pocket that was one game her hailer

what are you doing

[Music]

[Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] are you just gonna leave him in there

are you just gonna leave him in there

are you just gonna leave him in there huh he needs some time to catch his

huh he needs some time to catch his

huh he needs some time to catch his breath I think this thing is broken I

don't know it turned on

[Music]

you two guys just do your job and keep

you two guys just do your job and keep

you two guys just do your job and keep that camera on me and no funny business

that camera on me and no funny business

that camera on me and no funny business and you all know we're here in the track

[Applause]

some kind of party then why are you

some kind of party then why are you

some kind of party then why are you drawing on the walls I will do you - I

drawing on the walls I will do you - I

drawing on the walls I will do you - I asked you a question boy how old are you

asked you a question boy how old are you

asked you a question boy how old are you 23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir

23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir

23 23 do you still finger paint - no sir no sir yes do you say anything else or

no sir yes do you say anything else or

no sir yes do you say anything else or have the drugs and the paint fumes

have the drugs and the paint fumes

have the drugs and the paint fumes rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy

rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy

rotted your brain um isn't an answer boy but I guess that answers my questions do

but I guess that answers my questions do

but I guess that answers my questions do you sniff paint does it turn you on oh

no officer very good you're a smart dumb

no officer very good you're a smart dumb

no officer very good you're a smart dumb kid what is the SM stand for I don't

kid what is the SM stand for I don't

kid what is the SM stand for I don't know

know

know let's get one thing straight boy I hate

let's get one thing straight boy I hate

let's get one thing straight boy I hate liars you lie to me again slap you

liars you lie to me again slap you

liars you lie to me again slap you across the head does your mother know

across the head does your mother know

across the head does your mother know you do this No

I don't know other officer

what does e/s

each side where are you a member of that

each side where are you a member of that

each side where are you a member of that gang no officer didn't think so know how

gang no officer didn't think so know how

gang no officer didn't think so know how I know these side murderers are all

I know these side murderers are all

I know these side murderers are all niggers he's just a punk who wants to be

niggers he's just a punk who wants to be

niggers he's just a punk who wants to be a nigger isn't that right yeah what was

a nigger isn't that right yeah what was

a nigger isn't that right yeah what was that sorry

that sorry

that sorry sorry what sorry officer you got any

sorry what sorry officer you got any

sorry what sorry officer you got any weapons and drugs

you a nigger Bo no officer and why are

you a nigger Bo no officer and why are

you a nigger Bo no officer and why are you wearing a nigger clothes

you wearing a nigger clothes

you wearing a nigger clothes do you like niggers ain't got nothin

do you like niggers ain't got nothin

do you like niggers ain't got nothin against them so you're a nigger lover

against them so you're a nigger lover

against them so you're a nigger lover see that you purchase no sir I mean I

see that you purchase no sir I mean I

see that you purchase no sir I mean I can go officer go officer

you got a job oh no officer how can you

you got a job oh no officer how can you

you got a job oh no officer how can you pay for a nice bone like this is a stone

pay for a nice bone like this is a stone

pay for a nice bone like this is a stone officer

in that case I'm gonna call you mama's

in that case I'm gonna call you mama's

in that case I'm gonna call you mama's boy

boy

boy Leon your mama's boy later

Leon your mama's boy later

Leon your mama's boy later [Applause]

go ahead Daniel thank you

go ahead Daniel thank you

go ahead Daniel thank you a little to the left hold back and you

a little to the left hold back and you

a little to the left hold back and you know hold it out so it looks like you're

know hold it out so it looks like you're

know hold it out so it looks like you're spraying something on the wall

[Music]

found a mums

found a mums

found a mums cell and say turn out

cell and say turn out

cell and say turn out face the wall for me again hands behind

face the wall for me again hands behind

face the wall for me again hands behind your back please please don't worry jail

your back please please don't worry jail

your back please please don't worry jail should have thought of that before you

should have thought of that before you

should have thought of that before you started doodling on private property

hey mama's boy you know what was that

hey mama's boy you know what was that

hey mama's boy you know what was that you want me to come back there and smack

you want me to come back there and smack

you want me to come back there and smack you again Laurie sorry yes officer

you again Laurie sorry yes officer

you again Laurie sorry yes officer that's better now add a little change of

that's better now add a little change of

that's better now add a little change of heart thank you thank you so much where

heart thank you thank you so much where

heart thank you thank you so much where are we going

I'll let you go on one condition though

[Music]

you give this piece of paper

you give this piece of paper

you give this piece of paper to one of those homeboys up the street

but don't look at it if you do slap

but don't look at it if you do slap

but don't look at it if you do slap those cuffs back on you and drag you

those cuffs back on you and drag you

those cuffs back on you and drag you downtown got it yes officer

they say doesn't matter what it says the

they say doesn't matter what it says the

they say doesn't matter what it says the only thing that matters is what I say

only thing that matters is what I say

only thing that matters is what I say don't move close your eyes oh please no

don't move close your eyes oh please no

don't move close your eyes oh please no either you close your eyes or open your

either you close your eyes or open your

either you close your eyes or open your mouth you choose a perfect disguise

mouth you choose a perfect disguise

mouth you choose a perfect disguise now you'll fit right in with the rest of

now you'll fit right in with the rest of

now you'll fit right in with the rest of the brothers I'll be sitting right here

the brothers I'll be sitting right here

the brothers I'll be sitting right here watching it you'll be fine

watching it you'll be fine

watching it you'll be fine trust me

this is gonna be ugly

what does the note say just watch

[Applause]

party

ouch that's gonna put some color in his

ouch that's gonna put some color in his

ouch that's gonna put some color in his face come on he's had enough you gotta

face come on he's had enough you gotta

face come on he's had enough you gotta give him a chance to fight back fight

give him a chance to fight back fight

give him a chance to fight back fight back he's unconscious I didn't know you

back he's unconscious I didn't know you

back he's unconscious I didn't know you cared so much about the trash in this

cared so much about the trash in this

cared so much about the trash in this city do something they're gonna kill him

city do something they're gonna kill him

city do something they're gonna kill him all right all right don't get your nuts

all right all right don't get your nuts

all right all right don't get your nuts in a knot that's what I call

in a knot that's what I call

in a knot that's what I call entertainment

okay how are we gonna get out of this

okay how are we gonna get out of this

okay how are we gonna get out of this one just keep the camera rolling this is

one just keep the camera rolling this is

one just keep the camera rolling this is gold gold we think it'd never have to be

gold gold we think it'd never have to be

gold gold we think it'd never have to be no job shut up justice is served

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you

nine-one-one what's your emergency

nine-one-one what's your emergency

nine-one-one what's your emergency yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling

yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling

yeah hi I'd like to report a man selling drugs to minors and what is this man's

drugs to minors and what is this man's

drugs to minors and what is this man's location he's hanging around the corner

location he's hanging around the corner

location he's hanging around the corner of La Cienega Boulevard just south of

of La Cienega Boulevard just south of

of La Cienega Boulevard just south of the number 5 highway exit ok can you

the number 5 highway exit ok can you

the number 5 highway exit ok can you give me a description he looks latino

give me a description he looks latino

give me a description he looks latino about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black

about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black

about 6 feet tall he's wearing a black hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy

hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy

hoodie and dark sweatpants very baggy clothes and how old would you say he is

clothes and how old would you say he is

clothes and how old would you say he is maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a

maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a

maybe in this 30s all right I'll send a deputy to check it out thank you someone

deputy to check it out thank you someone

deputy to check it out thank you someone called in and reported a middle-aged

called in and reported a middle-aged

called in and reported a middle-aged Hispanic male or slangin dope to some

Hispanic male or slangin dope to some

Hispanic male or slangin dope to some kids let's see if we can find this creep

I think I found our own gray

let's go what up vato

let's go what up vato

let's go what up vato mind if I talk to you for a second

[Applause]

aiming for your head I guess I need more

oh you know done my fuckin dude bones

oh you know done my fuckin dude bones

oh you know done my fuckin dude bones yeah what you about Chico

yeah what you about Chico

yeah what you about Chico or I'll give you the full dental works

no you didn't do nothing you just shot

no you didn't do nothing you just shot

no you didn't do nothing you just shot at a cop when you're innocent right yeah

at a cop when you're innocent right yeah

at a cop when you're innocent right yeah that shit smells cheap for a second oh

that shit smells cheap for a second oh

that shit smells cheap for a second oh look at this garbage drier than an old

look at this garbage drier than an old

look at this garbage drier than an old lady's cunt and no crystals either good

lady's cunt and no crystals either good

lady's cunt and no crystals either good weed sparkles like glitter on the street

weed sparkles like glitter on the street

weed sparkles like glitter on the street this is what's known as bunk shit what

this is what's known as bunk shit what

this is what's known as bunk shit what you selling this jump or I never saw

you selling this jump or I never saw

you selling this jump or I never saw that dying baby man I feel something

that dying baby man I feel something

that dying baby man I feel something here you're loaded but though that's to

here you're loaded but though that's to

here you're loaded but though that's to get this home I see sugar what's this in

get this home I see sugar what's this in

get this home I see sugar what's this in your college fund come on man you're

your college fund come on man you're

your college fund come on man you're gonna have to tell your landlord rents

gonna have to tell your landlord rents

gonna have to tell your landlord rents gonna be late this month is it pure I

gonna be late this month is it pure I

gonna be late this month is it pure I need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when

need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when

need a fucking 9:30 call a doctor when you start answering my question is it

you start answering my question is it

you start answering my question is it pure a young dog

oh I got your medication right here huh

take oh man oh oh yeah so how is it

take oh man oh oh yeah so how is it

take oh man oh oh yeah so how is it hey it's feel good I didn't say stop

hey it's feel good I didn't say stop

hey it's feel good I didn't say stop those okay that's enough I'll tell you

those okay that's enough I'll tell you

those okay that's enough I'll tell you when it's enough oh come on no you're

when it's enough oh come on no you're

when it's enough oh come on no you're gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you

gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you

gonna kill me no I'm not gonna kill you oh but the drugs might though come on

oh but the drugs might though come on

oh but the drugs might though come on that's enough hey shut up and do your

that's enough hey shut up and do your

that's enough hey shut up and do your job please one more come on suck it up

shit he's overdosing like a fish huh the

shit he's overdosing like a fish huh the

shit he's overdosing like a fish huh the Blowfish get it you can't just leave him

Blowfish get it you can't just leave him

Blowfish get it you can't just leave him like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian

like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian

like that hey guys I'm a humanitarian I'm gonna spare him

sweet dreams Blowfish

let's go

I think he killed him

I think he killed him

I think he killed him this is nothing we could do for him how

this is nothing we could do for him how

this is nothing we could do for him how much longer are we just gonna follow

much longer are we just gonna follow

much longer are we just gonna follow along with this this stuff gonna kicked

along with this this stuff gonna kicked

along with this this stuff gonna kicked off the force you were a cop do you

off the force you were a cop do you

off the force you were a cop do you think to sending them Scully can hijack

think to sending them Scully can hijack

think to sending them Scully can hijack that police crews were in driver on that

that police crews were in driver on that

that police crews were in driver on that detective you need to know codes

detective you need to know codes

detective you need to know codes passwords all kinds of things that no

passwords all kinds of things that no

passwords all kinds of things that no average civilian has any idea take it no

average civilian has any idea take it no

average civilian has any idea take it no thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I

thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I

thanks I wasn't asking you come on man I don't do that shit you do now just do

don't do that shit you do now just do

don't do that shit you do now just do what he says give it you

hey this is a nice camera oh I got to

hey this is a nice camera oh I got to

hey this is a nice camera oh I got to say though you look a lot better behind

say though you look a lot better behind

say though you look a lot better behind the lens

the lens

the lens all right go ahead

I can't do this man do you want me to

I can't do this man do you want me to

I can't do this man do you want me to put you in the trunk

that's my boy ya know say hi mom I'm on

that's my boy ya know say hi mom I'm on

that's my boy ya know say hi mom I'm on TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not

TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not

TV I'm on TV like this guy he's not afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're

afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're

afraid to dig arrest your turn now we're all in this together now take a hit or I

all in this together now take a hit or I

all in this together now take a hit or I pop the trunk yeah do what he says Roger

how am I supposed to do this ready

how am I supposed to do this ready

how am I supposed to do this ready lights

lights

lights [Music]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] what's your name man what do you want to

what's your name man what do you want to

what's your name man what do you want to know my name well first you kidnap us

know my name well first you kidnap us

know my name well first you kidnap us then then you hold us hostage and now

then then you hold us hostage and now

then then you hold us hostage and now you know even you wouldn't even tell us

you know even you wouldn't even tell us

you know even you wouldn't even tell us your name fair enough you can call me

your name fair enough you can call me

your name fair enough you can call me blue blue how do you a name like that

blue blue how do you a name like that

blue blue how do you a name like that well my great-grandfather was a cop my

well my great-grandfather was a cop my

well my great-grandfather was a cop my grandfather was a cop too my father was

grandfather was a cop too my father was

grandfather was a cop too my father was a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law

a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law

a butcher but he wanted to be a cop law enforcement is in my blood

enforcement is in my blood

enforcement is in my blood when I bleed I bleed blue each other's

when I bleed I bleed blue each other's

when I bleed I bleed blue each other's story to everyone

let's go pick up some hookers hookers

let's go pick up some hookers hookers

let's go pick up some hookers hookers yeah stick my dick in something what do

yeah stick my dick in something what do

yeah stick my dick in something what do you like what do you mean ladies man

you like what do you mean ladies man

you like what do you mean ladies man what do you like oriental vanilla

what do you like oriental vanilla

what do you like oriental vanilla chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin

chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin

chocolate chunk I'll mix your cocks pin my wife's from Switzerland spic with a

my wife's from Switzerland spic with a

my wife's from Switzerland spic with a Swiss how's that working for you I'm not

Swiss how's that working for you I'm not

Swiss how's that working for you I'm not a spic my family's from Italy so you're

a spic my family's from Italy so you're

a spic my family's from Italy so you're a wop same thing how about you well I've

a wop same thing how about you well I've

a wop same thing how about you well I've never been with a black woman before

never been with a black woman before

never been with a black woman before I've always been curious I laid down the

I've always been curious I laid down the

I've always been curious I laid down the law with this jungle bunny in one time

law with this jungle bunny in one time

law with this jungle bunny in one time the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got

the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got

the ass was juicy pussy stank oh you got a winner here

hey sweetheart come here for a second

hey sweetheart come here for a second

hey sweetheart come here for a second [Music]

are you aware that skirts above the

are you aware that skirts above the

are you aware that skirts above the legal limit it is a crime to look that

legal limit it is a crime to look that

legal limit it is a crime to look that sexy consider yourself under arrest okay

sexy consider yourself under arrest okay

sexy consider yourself under arrest okay here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks

here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks

here's the deal handjob - 20 bucks blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost

blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost

blowjobs are fifty full-service a cost you a bill and it's 50 H for your

you a bill and it's 50 H for your

you a bill and it's 50 H for your friends how to watch hop in the back

friends how to watch hop in the back

friends how to watch hop in the back sugar so with the camera you guys

sugar so with the camera you guys

sugar so with the camera you guys actually 500 just have a two-point grip

actually 500 just have a two-point grip

actually 500 just have a two-point grip we're filming an episode of la beat no

we're filming an episode of la beat no

we're filming an episode of la beat no shit love that show that's gonna be on

shit love that show that's gonna be on

shit love that show that's gonna be on TV no ma'am

TV no ma'am

TV no ma'am this is for my personal our guy

where's your pipette sugar why I'm gonna

where's your pipette sugar why I'm gonna

where's your pipette sugar why I'm gonna tell him what a great job you do are you

tell him what a great job you do are you

tell him what a great job you do are you crazy it smack me up if I did that I

crazy it smack me up if I did that I

crazy it smack me up if I did that I think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20

think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20

think I'm gonna take a whooping for 20 bucks keep going honey

bucks keep going honey

bucks keep going honey your real debt in the pocket you know

your real debt in the pocket you know

your real debt in the pocket you know that I'm risking my head brother

go straight up to the end of the block

go straight up to the end of the block

go straight up to the end of the block he hangs around I'm from the number six

he hangs around I'm from the number six

he hangs around I'm from the number six in

I got there yeah did you ask you never

I got there yeah did you ask you never

I got there yeah did you ask you never heard me you want to make another

heard me you want to make another

heard me you want to make another hundred bucks it's simple you just tell

hundred bucks it's simple you just tell

hundred bucks it's simple you just tell your pimp you got a client with a fat

your pimp you got a client with a fat

your pimp you got a client with a fat wad of cash and waiting for him in the

wad of cash and waiting for him in the

wad of cash and waiting for him in the back alley behind the motel and I'll

back alley behind the motel and I'll

back alley behind the motel and I'll take it from there you have got to be

take it from there you have got to be

take it from there you have got to be out of your goddamn mind if he finds out

out of your goddamn mind if he finds out

out of your goddamn mind if he finds out I have anything to do with this that son

I have anything to do with this that son

I have anything to do with this that son of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass

of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass

of a bitch will stick stiletto up my ass you know hang me upside have a little

you know hang me upside have a little

you know hang me upside have a little lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do

lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do

lamp Pole don't take no for an answer do you know man and don't mess this up I

you know man and don't mess this up I

you know man and don't mess this up I don't think I have to tell you what'll

don't think I have to tell you what'll

don't think I have to tell you what'll happen

I love fuckers hate pimps filthy animals

I love fuckers hate pimps filthy animals

I love fuckers hate pimps filthy animals that girl can't be more than 19 years

that girl can't be more than 19 years

that girl can't be more than 19 years old

I'm guessing cuz she's stupid enough to

I'm guessing cuz she's stupid enough to

I'm guessing cuz she's stupid enough to do this young dumb and desperate for

do this young dumb and desperate for

do this young dumb and desperate for dollars a perfect candidate for the

dollars a perfect candidate for the

dollars a perfect candidate for the sleazy industry that's what these

sleazy industry that's what these

sleazy industry that's what these monsters are working for weak links

monsters are working for weak links

monsters are working for weak links Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture

Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture

Runaways addicts pimp is like a vulture they see wounded prey and they swoop

they see wounded prey and they swoop

they see wounded prey and they swoop down to pick up the bones for a

down to pick up the bones for a

down to pick up the bones for a prostitute a pimp is a provider

prostitute a pimp is a provider

prostitute a pimp is a provider protector and sometimes even a lover but

protector and sometimes even a lover but

protector and sometimes even a lover but to a pimp these girls are just rental

to a pimp these girls are just rental

to a pimp these girls are just rental cars took the bait let's roll

show time greaseball

like a deer in the headlights

like a deer in the headlights

like a deer in the headlights let's go how's it going why did you walk

let's go how's it going why did you walk

let's go how's it going why did you walk away when I pulled up I didn't as

away when I pulled up I didn't as

away when I pulled up I didn't as there's mind our own business

there's mind our own business

there's mind our own business and what business is that just waiting

and what business is that just waiting

and what business is that just waiting for a friend

for a friend

for a friend selling some dope tonight I'm clean the

selling some dope tonight I'm clean the

selling some dope tonight I'm clean the ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what

ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what

ground up on 4th Avenue forth and what forth and then I haven't heard of that

forth and then I haven't heard of that

forth and then I haven't heard of that Street you're a terrible liar you know

Street you're a terrible liar you know

Street you're a terrible liar you know that I'm not lying you're making this

that I'm not lying you're making this

that I'm not lying you're making this very hard for yourself but you want to

very hard for yourself but you want to

very hard for yourself but you want to make this easy

make this easy

make this easy you have to earn my trust how am I

you have to earn my trust how am I

you have to earn my trust how am I supposed to trust you

it's not bullshit I asked you a simple

it's not bullshit I asked you a simple

it's not bullshit I asked you a simple question you can't even give me a

question you can't even give me a

question you can't even give me a straight answer

straight answer

straight answer when you say I'm you're taking too long

when you say I'm you're taking too long

when you say I'm you're taking too long to think of a bullshit answer you take

to think of a bullshit answer you take

to think of a bullshit answer you take me for some kind of retard no sir that

me for some kind of retard no sir that

me for some kind of retard no sir that don't treat me like we're forth and

don't treat me like we're forth and

don't treat me like we're forth and bullshit haven't you step over here

bullshit haven't you step over here

bullshit haven't you step over here please this way hey what I didn't do

please this way hey what I didn't do

please this way hey what I didn't do anything

anything

anything put your hands this is Lake this is

put your hands this is Lake this is

put your hands this is Lake this is bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot

bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot

bullshit man I agree there's a whole lot of bullshit

of bullshit

of bullshit you must have awful breath is all that

you must have awful breath is all that

you must have awful breath is all that bullshit is coming from your mother what

bullshit is coming from your mother what

bullshit is coming from your mother what are you talking about that I'm just

are you talking about that I'm just

are you talking about that I'm just walking here word on the street is

walking here word on the street is

walking here word on the street is you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a

you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a

you're a pimp I'm no kid no you're not a pimp you just hang around in front of

pimp you just hang around in front of

pimp you just hang around in front of Shady motels for fun right man you've

Shady motels for fun right man you've

Shady motels for fun right man you've got no proof one of your employees left

got no proof one of your employees left

got no proof one of your employees left proof all over my backseat she pointed

proof all over my backseat she pointed

proof all over my backseat she pointed you out to fucking bitch

you out to fucking bitch

you out to fucking bitch [Music]

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[Music] today must be my lucky where'd you get

today must be my lucky where'd you get

today must be my lucky where'd you get that money I reward for it where do you

that money I reward for it where do you

that money I reward for it where do you work

work

work the bullshit store up at 4th and um put

the bullshit store up at 4th and um put

the bullshit store up at 4th and um put your hand up man you serious

put your face

put your face

put your face fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out

fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out

fuck you Pig Oh oh man whoo chill out whoa don't move

number six in room 103

ready rollin fucked up shit man what

ready rollin fucked up shit man what

ready rollin fucked up shit man what does it feel like to be the bitch for a

does it feel like to be the bitch for a

does it feel like to be the bitch for a change

change

change hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh

hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh

hey fuck you so you're the big boss huh well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it

well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it

well macdaddy I'm gonna show you what it feels like to be the employee this is a

feels like to be the employee this is a

feels like to be the employee this is a 16 inch expandable baton now small penis

16 inch expandable baton now small penis

16 inch expandable baton now small penis is about three inches or less by size

is about three inches or less by size

is about three inches or less by size the average size is about and then you

the average size is about and then you

the average size is about and then you got the fries let's say about ten inches

got the fries let's say about ten inches

got the fries let's say about ten inches or well so far that's ten inches of

or well so far that's ten inches of

or well so far that's ten inches of steel up your ass let's do the math

steel up your ass let's do the math

steel up your ass let's do the math sixteen inches - ten inches you can take

sixteen inches - ten inches you can take

sixteen inches - ten inches you can take another six inches tell me which way

another six inches tell me which way

another six inches tell me which way smell it oh go ahead

smell it oh go ahead

smell it oh go ahead oh this melon

oh this melon

oh this melon what the hell do you think it smells

what the hell do you think it smells

what the hell do you think it smells like it smells like shit justice is

like it smells like shit justice is

like it smells like shit justice is served

what are we doing here just dumped in

what are we doing here just dumped in

what are we doing here just dumped in some excess baggage what baggage the

some excess baggage what baggage the

some excess baggage what baggage the dead weight in the trunk what are you

dead weight in the trunk what are you

dead weight in the trunk what are you doing you can just kill him you just

doing you can just kill him you just

doing you can just kill him you just keep that camera rolling I'll take care

keep that camera rolling I'll take care

keep that camera rolling I'll take care of the rest

of the rest

of the rest I want no part in this well it's too

I want no part in this well it's too

I want no part in this well it's too late you gonna shoot me it's right just

late you gonna shoot me it's right just

late you gonna shoot me it's right just leave it one Franco

leave it one Franco

leave it one Franco fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit

fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit

fuck you Roger I don't get off this shit like you do I suggest you listen to you

like you do I suggest you listen to you

like you do I suggest you listen to you don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna

don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna

don't be stupid Franco we're just gonna stand here and watch while he executes

stand here and watch while he executes

stand here and watch while he executes the cop hostages man what are we

the cop hostages man what are we

the cop hostages man what are we supposed to do he's got the guns so he

supposed to do he's got the guns so he

supposed to do he's got the guns so he makes the fucking rules

makes the fucking rules

makes the fucking rules just Jewess he says and we'll live to

just Jewess he says and we'll live to

just Jewess he says and we'll live to see another day

see another day

see another day we're just gonna watch this is so wrong

or I can kill you and replace you with a

or I can kill you and replace you with a

or I can kill you and replace you with a box it's up to you either way this is

box it's up to you either way this is

box it's up to you either way this is going on record sorry

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[Music] you like a baby when that stuff sprays

you like a baby when that stuff sprays

you like a baby when that stuff sprays even the eyes now you've seen the Taser

even the eyes now you've seen the Taser

even the eyes now you've seen the Taser in the Vuitton can do something beretta

in the Vuitton can do something beretta

in the Vuitton can do something beretta p90 - the standard issue now it is a

p90 - the standard issue now it is a

p90 - the standard issue now it is a good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest

good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest

good thing he's wearing that Kevlar vest alright

alright

alright that probably would have killed him

mister also usually carries with the

mister also usually carries with the

mister also usually carries with the protection that they provide judging by

protection that they provide judging by

protection that they provide judging by the fact that he's still breathing

the fact that he's still breathing

the fact that he's still breathing that vest must be her mom boobies had

that vest must be her mom boobies had

that vest must be her mom boobies had enough give made your point you don't

enough give made your point you don't

enough give made your point you don't have to kill them this lesson isn't over

have to kill them this lesson isn't over

have to kill them this lesson isn't over yet

possibly the most crucial item in an

possibly the most crucial item in an

possibly the most crucial item in an officer's arsenal is the police cruiser

officer's arsenal is the police cruiser

officer's arsenal is the police cruiser these babies are more souped up than a

these babies are more souped up than a

these babies are more souped up than a Latina lowrider

Latina lowrider

Latina lowrider all right we're talking v8 power under

all right we're talking v8 power under

all right we're talking v8 power under the hood

the hood

the hood these beauties are also coming equipped

these beauties are also coming equipped

these beauties are also coming equipped with a battering ram to which our friend

with a battering ram to which our friend

with a battering ram to which our friend is currently cuffed - you're insane we

is currently cuffed - you're insane we

is currently cuffed - you're insane we can't drive into the city with a cop

can't drive into the city with a cop

can't drive into the city with a cop cuffed up to the front of a car you're

cuffed up to the front of a car you're

cuffed up to the front of a car you're totally right Frankie what are you doing

totally right Frankie what are you doing

totally right Frankie what are you doing stop the car

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now I don't know if I mentioned the

now I don't know if I mentioned the brakes in this sucker superb

brakes in this sucker superb

brakes in this sucker superb top-of-the-line abs no we better go

top-of-the-line abs no we better go

top-of-the-line abs no we better go check what's gonna happen with us it's a

check what's gonna happen with us it's a

check what's gonna happen with us it's a surprise

surprise

surprise are you gonna kill us

not yet at least it depends depends on

not yet at least it depends depends on

not yet at least it depends depends on what on whether or not I still like you

what on whether or not I still like you

what on whether or not I still like you at the end of the night so stay cool

at the end of the night so stay cool

at the end of the night so stay cool lose you're told and everything will be

lose you're told and everything will be

lose you're told and everything will be ok you'll go home few friends and your

ok you'll go home few friends and your

ok you'll go home few friends and your families without a scratch but if you

families without a scratch but if you

families without a scratch but if you took me off paint your brains on the

took me off paint your brains on the

took me off paint your brains on the sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this

sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this

sidewalk can I ask why you're doing this take a look out on the streets what do

take a look out on the streets what do

take a look out on the streets what do you see

you see

you see crackheads rapists thugs little girls

crackheads rapists thugs little girls

crackheads rapists thugs little girls selling their bodies for a hit fucking

selling their bodies for a hit fucking

selling their bodies for a hit fucking toilet out there and who's gonna clean

toilet out there and who's gonna clean

toilet out there and who's gonna clean it up the cops they're nothing but a

it up the cops they're nothing but a

it up the cops they're nothing but a bunch of paper pushers with pistols they

bunch of paper pushers with pistols they

bunch of paper pushers with pistols they don't understand the streets like I do I

don't understand the streets like I do I

don't understand the streets like I do I know cuz I've been there

know cuz I've been there

know cuz I've been there they can't handle it out there like I

they can't handle it out there like I

they can't handle it out there like I can they just put these scumbags in a

can they just put these scumbags in a

can they just put these scumbags in a Cell at night and the next day they're

Cell at night and the next day they're

Cell at night and the next day they're right back out in the street that

right back out in the street that

right back out in the street that doesn't change these people makes me

doesn't change these people makes me

doesn't change these people makes me stronger you know some of these Punk's

stronger you know some of these Punk's

stronger you know some of these Punk's actually want to go to jail some of

actually want to go to jail some of

actually want to go to jail some of these guys actually think it's better in

these guys actually think it's better in

these guys actually think it's better in the big house than out there on the

the big house than out there on the

the big house than out there on the street I mean think about it you got a

street I mean think about it you got a

street I mean think about it you got a roof over your head a bed three meals a

roof over your head a bed three meals a

roof over your head a bed three meals a day and that sound better than sleeping

day and that sound better than sleeping

day and that sound better than sleeping on a cardboard box eating out of a trash

on a cardboard box eating out of a trash

on a cardboard box eating out of a trash can I think so

can I think so

can I think so these people need someone with an iron

these people need someone with an iron

these people need someone with an iron fist someone who would keep him in line

fist someone who would keep him in line

fist someone who would keep him in line someone who'll give a slap on the face

someone who'll give a slap on the face

someone who'll give a slap on the face and Saturday wished and you think one

and Saturday wished and you think one

and Saturday wished and you think one person change all that don't expect to

person change all that don't expect to

person change all that don't expect to change and I just want to make a

change and I just want to make a

change and I just want to make a difference my wife was killed by some

difference my wife was killed by some

difference my wife was killed by some creep who needed change for a hit he did

creep who needed change for a hit he did

creep who needed change for a hit he did five years and then they just let him go

five years and then they just let him go

five years and then they just let him go where's the goddamn justice huh it

where's the goddamn justice huh it

where's the goddamn justice huh it didn't matter

didn't matter

didn't matter two days after they let him out I put a

two days after they let him out I put a

two days after they let him out I put a hollow point in his cranium

want to know what I think about the law

want to know what I think about the law

want to know what I think about the law I think the law is a joke lawyers are

I think the law is a joke lawyers are

I think the law is a joke lawyers are the comedian's and the jury is the

the comedian's and the jury is the

the comedian's and the jury is the audience laughing it up so you're a

audience laughing it up so you're a

audience laughing it up so you're a vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just

vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just

vigilante Batman is a vigilante I'm just a hero thank you guys hungry

a hero thank you guys hungry

a hero thank you guys hungry I can use a bike hello you I lost my

I can use a bike hello you I lost my

I can use a bike hello you I lost my appetite too bad Frankie because I know

appetite too bad Frankie because I know

appetite too bad Frankie because I know this great place nearby and it is not a

this great place nearby and it is not a

this great place nearby and it is not a donut shop Hey do you know that it's a

donut shop Hey do you know that it's a

donut shop Hey do you know that it's a myth that cops actually like donuts do

myth that cops actually like donuts do

myth that cops actually like donuts do they like hot dogs a donut is just an

they like hot dogs a donut is just an

they like hot dogs a donut is just an inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has

inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has

inflated ring of sugar the hot dog has meat protein donut will give you a rush

meat protein donut will give you a rush

meat protein donut will give you a rush but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers

but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers

but a hot dog gives you fuel the burgers are good too but they can sit heavy in

are good too but they can sit heavy in

are good too but they can sit heavy in the stomach sometimes can I ask you

the stomach sometimes can I ask you

the stomach sometimes can I ask you something sure what is it are you

something sure what is it are you

something sure what is it are you concerned about being caught your own

concerned about being caught your own

concerned about being caught your own camera

camera

camera you want to be seen this footage might

you want to be seen this footage might

you want to be seen this footage might end up being seen all over the world why

end up being seen all over the world why

end up being seen all over the world why should I be worried

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hello Pete Hey well you're fine secular

hello Pete Hey well you're fine secular

hello Pete Hey well you're fine secular fame holy do you show my good side

fame holy do you show my good side

fame holy do you show my good side [Music]

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[Music] I love LEP I love la vie

I love LEP I love la vie

I love LEP I love la vie yes sir I thank you see you around

yes sir I thank you see you around

yes sir I thank you see you around hey don't work too hard I promise they

hey don't work too hard I promise they

hey don't work too hard I promise they won't

hey you don't mind the camera do you

hey you don't mind the camera do you

hey you don't mind the camera do you we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no

we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no

we're taping an episode of La Vie oh no I love that shop what can i getcha and I

I love that shop what can i getcha and I

I love that shop what can i getcha and I get for gutbuster dogs please

get for gutbuster dogs please

get for gutbuster dogs please you know on Dumbo regular give me the

you know on Dumbo regular give me the

you know on Dumbo regular give me the biggest dogs you got in starving these

biggest dogs you got in starving these

biggest dogs you got in starving these suckers fill you to the brim first time

suckers fill you to the brim first time

suckers fill you to the brim first time I ever had money I got stuck on the cans

I ever had money I got stuck on the cans

I ever had money I got stuck on the cans or homeless in our but trust me it was

wardog not only $10 you catch up

wardog not only $10 you catch up

wardog not only $10 you catch up yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and

yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and

yeah just a little 1/3 sure mayo and relish just babies no no

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fucking I don't give a fuck your cook

fucking I don't give a fuck your cook

fucking I don't give a fuck your cook the judge or the goddamn I won't stay

the judge or the goddamn I won't stay

the judge or the goddamn I won't stay the fuck down

the fuck down

the fuck down don't move get down

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recalling skating

district the RP stating the current

district the RP stating the current

district the RP stating the current address you want to get them sorted to

address you want to get them sorted to

address you want to get them sorted to that second address is negative when

that second address is negative when

that second address is negative when you're gonna take them from locations

you're gonna take them from locations

you're gonna take them from locations address whole respond to our goal and

address whole respond to our goal and

address whole respond to our goal and we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm

we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm

we're gonna uni with I'll show you I'm seeing an animal jobs on this behavior I

don't really want boycotting

Sir John - Lawrence we have our location

Sir John - Lawrence we have our location

Sir John - Lawrence we have our location our subject is complaining of pain to

our subject is complaining of pain to

our subject is complaining of pain to the legs and requesting be transported

are you cooking for got numbers and

are you cooking for got numbers and

are you cooking for got numbers and deactivation are you that's a problem

deactivation are you that's a problem

deactivation are you that's a problem for how are you show you around to the

for how are you show you around to the

for how are you show you around to the party on Mars that drive gossip over

party on Mars that drive gossip over

party on Mars that drive gossip over Dale