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Serinuma-san is my girlfriend.
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I won't let you make a pass at her.
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Huh? What? Girlfriend?
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Who is? Me? Mutsumi-senpai's?
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What?!
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Don't just make stuff up!
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What are you saying?!
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We don't believe you!
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When did you guys get here?
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Since the "she's my girlfriend" part!
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I-Is that true?!
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What is the meaning of this, Mutsumi-senpai?!
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Oh, sorry.
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Asuma, you're just as bad at lying
as you always were, I see.
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Asuma was just trying
to protect Serinuma-san.
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Protect? Wait!
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Did you do something to her?!
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Nana!
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You're cute when you're angry, too.
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Nana-kyun.
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This is bad. I just can't help
myself when I see something cute,
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like how I got too bold with
Serinuma-san just now.
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You were just trying to keep your
brother in line, Mutsumi-senpai?
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So, did we just get in the way?
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W-We're really sorry.
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No, you guys couldn't help it.
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Yeah, but now I really understand
where you all stand with each other.
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Great. I can see you're all
head-over-heels for her.
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I'll throw my hat in the ring, too!
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Tehe
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Iga
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Ni
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Ka
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Shi
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Nana
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What?! Why?!
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But you're a teacher!
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How can you say that?!
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You perverted teacher!
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Too bad. I'm not actually a teacher yet.
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I'm a student teacher.
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None of that matters
when it comes to love.
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Iga
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Ni
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Ka
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Shi
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Nana
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Yes, it does!
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There you have it,
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so let's go out.
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I'm sorry, but my waifu is Shion.
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Sparkle
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Waifu?
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Iga
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Ni
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Shi
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Nana
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You're pretty funny!
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This guy's bad news.
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We have to do something about him, quick!
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We need to stop him, or else.
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We've gotta protect her.
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You're right.
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Kiss Him, Not Me
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Forward! Guard the Castle!
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Good morning, Serinuma-san.
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Good morning.
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I was thinking...
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I'm fine being second,
so make me your waifu.
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I'm sorry, but the second wife spot is tied
between Captain Levi and Akane-chan.
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What? Is that true? Who are they?
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Then, I'm happy being your third wife.
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My third wife is Miyuki-senpai.
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Sparkle
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By the way, I have sixteen wives in total.
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Starting first thing in the morning!
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Talk about persistent.
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All right, move out, Captain Shinomiya!
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Recapture Serinuma!
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I will expel the enemy!
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That's Eren.
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Serinuma-senpai.
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Shinomiya-kun, morning.
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Nakano-senpai is looking for you that way.
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A-chan?
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Well then, Sensei, if you'll excuse me.
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Good job!
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But, I don't like the looks of this...
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I'd appreciate you staying out
of my way, Shinomiya Hayato-kun.
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I'm afraid I can't do that.
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After all, it's a man's job to
save girls being harassed.
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A man's job, huh?
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I will do anything to
protect Serinuma-senpai.
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Oh, aren't you cool?
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"Anything," you say?
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Well then,
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introduce me to this girl.
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Why do you have that picture?!
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I got it from a first-year girl!
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You're quite famous, aren't you, Princess?
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Cut it out!
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What's the problem? You're just my type.
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Smooch
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Scary! He's so scary! I can't handle it!
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Get a hold of yourself!
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That's one down, huh?
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Well, considering his lack of
mental fortitude, it makes sense.
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That's harsh.
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I'm going to ask questions to the class now.
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If I call on you, you'll have to answer.
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Naughty boys and girls with wrong answers
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will have to accept a kiss from me!
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What kind of class is this?
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Tamura-san. Who established
the Kamakura shogunate?
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Minamoto no Yoritomo.
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Murasawa-san. Who was Minamoto no
Yoritomo's wife, also known as the nun-shogun?
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Hojo Masako.
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Narita-san. Who was the retired emperor
that overthrew the shogunate
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in the Jokyu War of 1221?
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Retired Emperor Gotoba.
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Next, Serinuma-san.
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Yes.
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Date Masamune was suspected
of an affair with—
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Tadano Sakujuro.
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Tadano Sakujuro was the one who slit
his own arm to prove his innocence,
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but who's the famed prostitute
who shared a tragic love story with
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the Kamakura Shogunate's
Hatakeyama Shigetada?
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What's with the sudden rise in difficulty?!
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Since Serinuma-san is in the History Club,
I thought I'd give her a tricky one.
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He's aiming for Serinuma!
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Hmm...
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The only thing I'm confident about
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is the Sengoku commanders' connections,
and their homosexual relationships!
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I don't know this hardcore stuff!
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Sensei.
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Can I answer that question?
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Sure, I'm fine with that. Give it a shot.
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I don't know.
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Wha?!
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Nope. Wrong answer.
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You'll have to kiss me now.
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Sacrificing yourself to protect the girl?
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Pretty good, Igarashi-kun.
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This is child's play! Serves you right.
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I-Igarashi, you really chose to
risk yourself for Serinuma!
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Gotcha!
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I was just joking! How could
I do something like that?
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I'd get in trouble with the other teachers!
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Besides.
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I feel bad for making Nanashima-kun
tear up on the sidelines.
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What? No! That's not it!
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It's okay. I'm not gonna
steal him from you!
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Iga
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Nana
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Huh?!
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Whisper Whisper
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Now that he mentions it, don't
they have matching keychains?
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Then, they really are going out?!
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Huh?! No—
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It's not— Um!
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R-Really?!
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They're the keychains you gave us!
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Gloom
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The rumor about us has been sown,
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now everyone doubts us...
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Collapse
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Our lives are over.
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Stop. Just stop.
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Jeez, you both are hopeless!
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I understand. I'll go settle the matter.
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Nishina Shima, moving out!
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Oh, Nishina!
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Godspeed!
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She's back!
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How did it go?
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Did you talk him down?!
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Nishina!
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What's wrong? What happened?!
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He's...
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Serinuma-senpai's love for Shion is
eternal. Please don't get in the way.
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"That's all, everyone."
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"Thank you all for reading my book."
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"Jeez, making me go through all
this trouble. Cut the crap!"
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Quote, unquote.
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"Oh! That hurts! Shion, you're heartless!"
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"It's just what you deserve."
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"I did 23 pages in three days."
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"Why are you bragging?
You were just procrastinating."
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"But, Shion just wouldn't come to me!
He just keeps flirting with Tera!"
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Quote, unquote.
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That's...
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Yup, it's Yokoshima-sensei's
first self-published book.
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S-Stop it!
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Also, for BGM, it has something like
eternal written down. What does that mean?
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And beside each illustration there's
a brand and cost written down.
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And I see all these humble
comments everywhere
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like, "I suck" and "Sorry
this looks like crap."
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Stop!
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He's a... demon.
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Nishina!
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To think he could reduce Nishina to this.
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What the hell happened?
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It's no use. At this rate,
he'll be unstoppable.
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We'll have to ask for his help!
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Me?
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Yes. We can't handle this on our own.
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Wh-What happened?
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You're his brother!
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An eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth!
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A Mutsumi for a Mutsumi!
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Let's go!
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There he is.
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Well, tell me about your
3rd through 16th wives.
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Sure.
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Well, first is...
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Material Storage Room
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Hey, Asuma.
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What's up?
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There's something I want
to talk to you about.
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Could you stop making passes at Serinuma-san?
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Huh? Why?
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Why? If you're just playing around—
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Huh? I'm not playing around.
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I'm actually quite serious
about how I feel about her.
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Whoa! A UFO!
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Huh? Where?
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What are you doing?
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Honestly! Why would there be a UFO here?
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You're way too gullible and soft!
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Open up! Nii-san!
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I bet you your friends put
you up to this, anyway.
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Nii-san!
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But...
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Let me out!
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You know all too well, right?
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I always get what I want.
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Don't get in my way.
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Later!
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It's dark.
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So dark that I can't see anything.
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And I can't move,
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just like back then.
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Nagoya Castle
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Cool! The shachihoko are all gold!
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Yup!
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Castles like this with gold shachihoko
are the best! Right, Asuma?
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Yup!
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Dear Santa...
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Please bring us Nagoya Castle.
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Nagoya Castle
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Kumamoto Castle
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It's Nagoya Castle!
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It's got no gold shachihoko...
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Famous Japanese Castles Series
Nagoya Castle
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Onii-chan, do you want to trade?
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Huh? Why?
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Well, you like Nagoya Castle, right?
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So do you, though!
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I'd rather you be happy, so let's trade.
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Liar! You want Nagoya Castle, too, don't you?!
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N-No, I don't.
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Liar! Yes, you do!
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I don't want it!
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You do, too!
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I do not!
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I'm not gonna let you out
until you admit you do!
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After that, he forgot all about me.
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And I spent the entire night
trapped in the storehouse.
269
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:22,260
But...
270
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:29,010
My sweet, sweet Asuma-kun.
271
00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:33,980
If it makes me happy, will
you let me have her as well?
272
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:37,470
Why was he so angry back then?
273
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,260
You want Nagoya Castle too, don't you?!
274
00:12:42,810 --> 00:12:44,490
Senpai, are you okay?
275
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:45,890
Th-Thanks.
276
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,570
Does he usually go this far?
277
00:12:47,950 --> 00:12:49,490
That's your brother for you.
278
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:50,620
Are you okay?
279
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,250
Yeah.
280
00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,370
I'm actually quite serious.
281
00:12:54,850 --> 00:12:57,990
If he was just playing around,
I felt like I had to stop him.
282
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,040
But, if he's actually serious about all this...
283
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:05,120
Dammit. What can you do about all this?
284
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,390
Nothing.
285
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,000
Sorry. I'm going home.
286
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,940
Huh? Senpai?
287
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:20,310
If he's serious, and Serinuma-san chooses him,
288
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:21,940
then there's nothing I can do.
289
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,920
But, what's with me?
290
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,530
Why does it hurt?
291
00:13:27,820 --> 00:13:32,830
Kiss Him, Not Me
292
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:37,830
Kiss Him, Not Me
293
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,590
Morning!
294
00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:41,930
Morning, Serinuma-san. You, too, Nana.
295
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:45,590
We ran into each other at the
entrance, so we came together.
296
00:13:45,770 --> 00:13:46,810
Oh, yeah?
297
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,040
How'd it go?
298
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:54,000
I haven't seen him this morning.
If I had, I would have blocked him.
299
00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,680
He was Actually Waiting at the School Entrance.
300
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,610
Good. His training period is almost over.
301
00:13:56,610 --> 00:13:59,080
We just gotta keep making sure
he doesn't get near her.
302
00:13:59,080 --> 00:13:59,790
Yeah.
303
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:07,110
Good morning, everyone. This is your
student teacher, Mutsumi Kazuma.
304
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,850
Sorry to disrupt you this morning,
305
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:15,530
but there's something I absolutely must say,
so I decided to use the school PA system.
306
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:16,790
So, here it goes.
307
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:19,250
Mutsumi Asuma of Class 3-C,
308
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,380
I challenge you to a duel!
309
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:24,130
A duel of Guard the Castle!
310
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:25,190
Huh?
311
00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:27,150
Guard the... What?
312
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,720
Did he say Guard the Castle?!
313
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,610
Allow me to explain!
314
00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:32,200
Guard the Castle is a card game
315
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,010
that was released at the same time as
a certain other popular card game.
316
00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:38,810
Despite being overshadowed, it has a small
but passionate following of enthusiasts.
317
00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:41,060
A card game for fans of the Sengoku Era.
318
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,020
A Fanatic
319
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,020
It's so fun!
320
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:44,960
You know it?
321
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,070
Nope.
322
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,330
You know the game, yes? So you
should have no objections.
323
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:51,950
We'll play today after school, at 3:00 P.M.
324
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:53,490
Meet at the gym.
325
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,370
Everyone. Please feel free to come and watch.
326
00:14:57,110 --> 00:14:58,000
Nii-san!
327
00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,760
Oh, Asuma! Were you listening?
328
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,790
What are you doing?
329
00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:02,640
What are you trying—
330
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:07,140
I always get my hands on what I want.
331
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,220
But this is the first time
you do not seem to approve.
332
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:15,620
So I'll give you a chance,
because I'm so nice.
333
00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,780
If you let this slip through your
fingers, I'll ignore you from now on.
334
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,690
So, what will you do?
335
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:22,190
Make your decision.
336
00:15:22,190 --> 00:15:23,760
The Mutsumi brothers battle!
337
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:24,650
I'm totally going!
338
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,500
Definitely!
339
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,910
It sounds fun!
340
00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:28,320
So they really are brothers?
341
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:28,820
This is the History Club. We're
Always Looking For New Members!
342
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,820
Senpai!
343
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,030
You'll duel with Guard the Castle, right?!
344
00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,770
Um...
345
00:15:34,770 --> 00:15:37,450
Gosh, a duel between brothers! Intense!
346
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:42,050
I used to duel my brother,
too, betting snacks.
347
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,380
He was so bad at it.
348
00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:47,880
Munch Munch
349
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,880
I always ended up eating both of
our snacks and making him cry.
350
00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,130
I see. That's amazing.
351
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:53,110
That being the case, do your best, Senpai!
352
00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:55,140
Forward! Guard the Castle!
353
00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:57,970
Yeah. But I'm still not sure.
354
00:15:59,180 --> 00:16:01,560
Why not? Is something the matter?
355
00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,040
I've always given up whatever I could,
356
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,190
and I've shared whatever I could share.
357
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,110
I've never wanted anything
so much I'd fight over it.
358
00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,410
As long as everyone else was happy,
that's what made me happy.
359
00:16:14,410 --> 00:16:17,130
Is something at stake in this match?
360
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:19,430
Huh? Um... Yeah.
361
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:20,580
Can you share it?
362
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:23,830
No. Since it's not a "thing."
363
00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,840
In any case, it can't be shared, I think.
364
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,540
Is that right?
365
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,320
Why don't you just give it to him, then?
366
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:32,930
Huh?
367
00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:36,680
I...
368
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,780
I can't do that!
369
00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,450
Oh, sorry for shouting.
370
00:16:42,970 --> 00:16:44,230
It's fine.
371
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:48,650
It makes me feel terrible when I think
about my brother taking this from me.
372
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:51,530
It makes me really depressed.
373
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,500
Okay.
374
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,200
You'll have to fight, then.
375
00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:57,840
If you really want it,
376
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,160
sometimes you have to fight for it,
even if that means taking others down.
377
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:07,240
Babble Babble
378
00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,440
Like when a popular online artist
379
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,210
puts out a copy of one of their
books at an event on a whim
380
00:17:07,210 --> 00:17:08,650
so you take the first train,
line up, and get it.
381
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:11,830
Babble Babble
382
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:09,710
The same goes for merch.
383
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,980
If it's a limited item,
even if your friends want it,
384
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:17,460
Babble Babble
385
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,830
you just harden your resolve
and do whatever it takes.
386
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:15,340
But that's what it means to battle.
387
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:18,930
Shion says if you show sympathy or pity,
you're being rude to you and your foe.
388
00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:21,320
Her hand is so warm.
389
00:17:22,430 --> 00:17:23,730
And it's something...
390
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,150
I don't want to let go.
391
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,270
I'll do it.
392
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,690
Okay! Do your best!
393
00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,690
And I'll win!
394
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,660
What's with all these people?
395
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:39,760
Why are there so many people here?
396
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:40,890
They must have time to kill.
397
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:42,260
More importantly, guys.
398
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,040
Here, take these.
399
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:45,180
What are these?
400
00:17:45,180 --> 00:17:47,130
They're to cheer Senpai on!
401
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:48,210
Let's get pumped up!
402
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:52,210
Oh, but be considerate to anyone behind
you, so only hold them at chest height.
403
00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:53,730
No holding them any higher.
404
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:57,020
Something's written on here.
"Prince of Badminton?"
405
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,180
"DanPuri?"
406
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,060
I'm recycling my love.
407
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:06,080
Now our love can be passed down to the
next generation and title, for all eternity.
408
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,980
What do you mean by "our" love?
409
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:11,080
A Guard the Castle duel?
Mutsumi-shi, how sharp of you!
410
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:13,610
History Club Members
411
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,620
I shall be sure to peruse his skill.
412
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,780
Here they come!
413
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:20,950
Wh-What's with that helmet?!
414
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,300
He's an idiot.
415
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:23,700
Love
416
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:22,580
He's an idiot.
417
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:23,700
That famous love helmet...
418
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,660
Senpai, do your best!
419
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:29,190
Nii-san, you stole that from
the club room, didn't you?
420
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,040
It's for the yearly Sports Festival Relay.
421
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,670
Hmph. It's fitting for this match.
422
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:38,130
I'll put an end to your days of
doing whatever you want, Nii-san.
423
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:39,680
Forward!
424
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:43,580
I don't really know what's
going on, but it's started!
425
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:47,930
Kazuma-sensei, good luck!
Not that I get what's happening!
426
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:52,250
Go! Footmen special attack!
427
00:18:53,010 --> 00:18:56,490
Too easy! I activate my trap
card! Great mole's snare!
428
00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:02,450
My turn! Draw! I end my turn with
one card face down on defense!
429
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,070
I activate my skill card!
Grade S enhancement!
430
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,750
Defense up 2000!
431
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,890
They're so good!
432
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:15,590
Senpai feigned a quick attack,
then struck from behind.
433
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,620
But Sensei was able to anticipate it,
dodge, and counterattack.
434
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:22,670
But Senpai's tactic of chipping
away at Sensei is definitely working.
435
00:19:22,670 --> 00:19:24,550
Neither of them are backing down!
436
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,370
It's an amazing battle!
437
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,700
Iga
438
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:32,060
Shi
439
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:32,060
Nana
440
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,930
We have no idea what's happening!
441
00:19:28,930 --> 00:19:31,620
And right now, Senpai is being cornered!
442
00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,060
Iga
443
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:36,820
Asuma
444
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,790
Everyone! What's important right
now is that we cheer him on!
445
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,820
Our power is sure to reach him!
446
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:38,280
Got it.
447
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,800
Asuma
448
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:43,020
Asuma
449
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,870
Yeah! Yeah! Asuma!
450
00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:43,990
You guys...
451
00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:46,270
Senpai, give it your all!
452
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,370
You can do this!
453
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:55,000
Reinforce rifle unit!
454
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:56,390
Encouragement squad, full force!
455
00:19:56,390 --> 00:19:58,090
Activate trap: Kunoichi!
456
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,130
Skill card: Final Burst Skill!
457
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,600
A-Amazing! Suddenly, Senpai's
got the upper hand!
458
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,980
You haven't changed a bit, have you?
459
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:12,730
Always a fair and square frontal attack.
460
00:20:12,910 --> 00:20:15,130
That's your weakness, and always has been.
461
00:20:20,530 --> 00:20:22,530
I've defeated the general.
462
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,410
Senpai!
463
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,330
Love
464
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,500
Are you sure about that?
465
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,610
Body double. Spy.
466
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,510
Silence
467
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,720
S-Senpai won!
468
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:54,540
I have no idea what happened or how he won.
469
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,930
But, whatever! I'm happy!
470
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:57,610
Congratulations, Senpai!
471
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,590
To think you had a body double and a spy...
472
00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,290
When did you do that?
473
00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:08,450
I never thought you'd play a hand that's
just barely not breaking the rules.
474
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:15,940
Love
475
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:12,710
Sorry.
476
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,270
But this time, I just couldn't
let you have your way.
477
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,040
Asuma.
478
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,970
If that's how you feel, then say so.
479
00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:22,840
Always.
480
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:24,470
Nii-san!
481
00:21:28,430 --> 00:21:31,680
I don't really get it, but I'm touched!
482
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,920
Congratulations!
483
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,710
Love
484
00:21:36,770 --> 00:21:38,080
I'll put that back.
485
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,580
Sure. Thanks.
486
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,860
Senpai!
487
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:43,610
Congratulations!
488
00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:44,430
Thanks.
489
00:21:44,430 --> 00:21:45,860
It was an amazing duel!
490
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,990
Now you don't need to
give up what you want.
491
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,140
Yup.
492
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:51,540
Wait... huh?
493
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,430
What was it that you wanted so badly?
494
00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:59,460
It's something very precious to me.
495
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:04,130
Serinuma-san, I like you.
496
00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:45,320
Kae-chan, why do you think we
like it when boys are together?
497
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,080
Huh? Boys being together
is beautiful. Isn't that obvious?
498
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,480
I'd say more than beautiful,
I find it heart-rending.
499
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,190
Ah, like a love triangle?
500
00:23:54,190 --> 00:23:55,910
Even though he has his childhood friend,
501
00:23:55,910 --> 00:23:57,970
a bottom's that's drawn to his gentle Senpai!
502
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,350
No, no, if you're taking that angle,
503
00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:01,270
even though he has his childhood friend,
504
00:24:01,270 --> 00:24:03,930
he starts to enjoy being teased
by his tsundere kouhai!
505
00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,000
And he's gotta be a top!
506
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:10,010
Next Time:
Kiss Him, Not Me
507
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:14,010
Look forward to it!
508
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,100
That works, too!
509
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:06,560
And then,
510
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,560
it turns out the main character
and his Senpai actually have a bitter hatred—
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