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This is the worst!

I screwed up... I've never been late in my entire three years of being here!

KODAN HIGH

Hikari Tsutsui and Iroha Igarashi...

as punishment, you two go clean up the trash around the pool.

Okay...

Her... We're in different classes but even I know her.

Iroha Igarashi. She always cuts class, she's gaudy, sleazy, and disliked by the girls.

It's like everything I hate the most about 3D girls all put together into one person.

Iroha Igarashi

Cleaning the pool with this girl...

Ugh, that is the worst situation on such an unbelievable level...

Those bangs... aren't they gross?

Wha...?

EPISODE 1 ABOUT THE TIME I FIRST MET HER.

Shit... Leave me alone!

We're so used to being called "gross," so used to it...

Don't worry about it, Tsutsui.

It's fine for us to just live in our own worlds.

Ito! What's with those ears?! Even I have to draw the line!

I want to boldly show the way I live from now on.

Uh...

But I wonder if she'll take her punishment seriously.

She doesn't look like she will.

She definitely won't come. That's right. Yeah. Right.

She really came!

It's done after we scoop the trash and add the chlorine.

Here.

Start from the other side.

H-huh?!

What the hell is this situation?!

It all started this morning...

With my magic, all of the smiles of the world will blossom!

You really are the greatest, Ezomichi!

NOW PLAYING

Well, that time was not wasted.

How long are you gonna float there?

Sorry. Take off your shirt so I can wring it out.

It's fine.

I see.

What the hell...? I can't go back into the school until I'm dry.

I've never dropped a single credit up till now.

And furthermore, I'm with a girl like her...

What are you doing?! Don't take that off!

Uh, I'm wearing a camisole, though.

This girl is as absurd as the rumors say.

Oh, you can't tolerate that. Are you a virgin?

Yeah, that's right, I'm a virgin! You can tell just by looking at me, right?

I-it's shocking how insensitive you are!

But don't think I'm embarrassed about that or something!

If anything, humans with no sense of virtue like you sincerely despise me!

What? Alright, I'm sorry.

Since I'm a virgin, those of you who just pass me off as gross spend your whole lifetimes looking down on me!

I didn't say you were gross.

Yes you did! This morning! That was the first thing you freakin' said to me!

Huh? I don't remember.

You see? How do you like that callousness?

That's right, when I think about it people like this were the ones who were cruel to me in junior high.

That's why I hate them... Those 3D girls, those girls, those girls...

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

I don't really get it, but you should fall in love or something.

You think that hanging out and dressing up and gathering up men are all worthwhile, don't you?!

That's ridiculous!

Right...

I'm gonna go home and change after all.

Good, I'm glad. I feel better.

We have nothing more to say to each other, so farewell.

You do your best to maintain your chastity, and become a respectable wizard, 'kay?

W-wiz...

What's up, Tsutsui? Your attacks are looking rough.

Sorry...

Hey, Ito, have you ever fallen in love? I mean with a 3D girl.

Of course I haven't. I've only been called "otaku" and "shorty" by girls, and virtual girls are definitely cuter.

I don't trust real girls.

That's true.

Oh, "Magical Girl Ezomichi" is gonna start soon.

Oh!

Huh? Is that you, Tsutsun?

Haven't seen you since the reunion!

You're gross as always, talking about magical girls and stuff.

Huh? You know him, Mika?

He was a classmate. He's super hilarious, Tsutsun. He's always reading manga and stuff.

He was also drawing pictures of girls with weird clothes.

Stop it...

Of course his friends are otaku, too.

Cut it out, Mika!

What is that hat about? That's seriously gro-

Stop.

Ito is my only friend.

I-it's okay, Tsutsui.

Don't talk bad about him!

So what if I do, are you gonna be a hero, you idiot? That's gross!

Why?

Why...

I'm doing the things I like to do, just like everyone else.

Why do you always have to say things like that? I'm doing the things I like to do. Just like everyone else.

Tsutsun, sorry I kept you waiting!

I got here late. Let's hurry and eat.

Who are these fugly girls? They're not your friends, right?

Wh-who are you?! You're being rude!

Wow, your angry face is even worse... How sad.

You're grossing me out, so can you please go somewhere else?

I-idiot!

It's just Tsutsui, so don't you get cocky!

She ran away.

Whoa...

You say some really amazing things without batting an eye.

What are you saying? They were talking about you, weren't they, Tsutsun?

What are you doing here by yourself on a Sunday?

I don't have any friends.

I can eat a beef bowl by myself, or go do solo karaoke, or anything I want.

Uh, wait... What are you two?

Nothing.

We just cleaned the pool.

Oh... On that day that you got wet.

I mean, you called me gross too.

I remembered that I did, but I meant don't you think it's gross that your bangs get in your eyes.

I-I see.

That hat...

Huh?!

It's cute!

Huh?

I have to go now.

Bye-bye.

Could she possibly... be a good person?

She seems like an extremely good person to me.

She told me I was cute.

There are 3D girls who are good as well.

No way. They're out of our league.

I know that.

It doesn't have to be love or anything.

In general, people like me, will never be taken as a partner.

Once you recognize something, you always seem to run into it.

On the other hand, she doesn't seem like the type to greet me.

Morning!

What are you doing?!

Are you dating this guy too, Iroha?

No, I'm not dating either one of you.

What?! Stop messing around!

Um, I'm not involved with this.

Huh, should I run away?

I won't let you make a fool of me!

She's two-timing... She'll get what she deserves.

That hurts! She's two-timing... She'll get what she deserves.

She's two-timing... She'll get what she deserves.

Get over here.

Ow! What's up with you?!

Tsutsun, he's in the karate club, you've got no chance!

Of course I don't! There's no way I can win in a fight!

Hurry up and run!

You're an idiot.

That seriously hurts... Shit.

Iroha, we're going!

What the hell...? You're persistent!

You gonna be a hero, idiot? You're so gross!

That's right...

I guess in the end, no matter what I do, I'm gross, right?

In the end, no matter what I do I'm gross, right?

I know that. I get it, but...

What is wrong with you? You're gross.

But...

Bastard!

I can't help it

I can't help it.

I was afraid of interacting with people.

I'm okay, so will you leave?

Go.

But...

I'll go to the nurse's office later, so go.

Okay.

This is the first time I've felt this way...

and I can't handle it.

What happened, Tsutsui?!

This is what it's like when you get punched by someone.

You got punched?

Tsutsun.

Wait a minute. Stop this.

Even if you apologize or go on as normal, I have a feeling that I'll somehow be miserable.

Tsutsun.

Go out with me.

What?

Amazing, Igarashi. I can't believe it's Tsutsui this time.

No way, isn't that being a bit TOO easy?

For real, anyone is okay, no matter who.

But this... is just too far.

Stop messing around...

Don't you try that whimsical shit with me!

Did you think I would jump up for joy or something?!

I actually have SOME pride, you know!

Don't think that you can get your way if you make that face!

Tsutsui...

Chuo General Hospital The next day

Take care!

Who cares? There's nothing to talk about. Her words have no meaning whatsoever.

You Who cares? There's nothing to talk about. Her words have no meaning whatsoever.

Even so, she helped us out, right? And yet you say those things...

Ito Even so,

she helped us out, right? And yet you say those things

Ito File attached YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN?! YOU COWARD!!

It's her.

Why...?

I mean...

What am I even doing?

Ouch!

Oh, pardon me!

What the hell?

Hey, you...

Can you show me the inside of your bag?

No.

There was a customer that said they saw you steal something earlier.

That wasn't me.

Earlier...

Nevermind, just come with me for now!

I'm telling you, that wasn't me! Let me go, ugly!

What?! I-I'm calling the police!

There's no need to do that.

No... Nothing good will come of getting involved with her!

You call yourself a man?! You coward!

Tsutsun...

It wasn't her!

What? And why do you know that?

I know, because I was with her the whole time!

She left the hospital at 3:00, and she arrived at the shopping arcade at 3:20!

At 3:45 she entered the coffee shop and had tea and salad, and after that she came to this bookstore

and she's been reading the same book the whole time!

I saw her! She didn't do it!

Th-that's enough. I understand.

Thanks.

Don't get reckless, now.

Why were you crying at the hospital?

So you saw that too...?

Well, I guess even if you make that face, that doesn't mean you'll get what you want.

It's the same for me.

Huh? Are you sure?

My house is close by.

Sorry about yesterday. I shouldn't have asked you out.

But I didn't say that randomly or out of sympathy.

When you saved me from that boy, I felt like I was going to cry.

And just now, too.

Well, see you tomorrow.

Please rest! Your temperature is 38 degrees!

I'll lose my perfect attendance record.

As long as you go to university, that's okay!

Look, you're a gloomy boy, so I think you can at least study.

Okay, fine. You're absolutely right, Mom.

Actually, I live because looking down on those who don't study, keeps my spirit in balance.

Hikari...

Okay, you're out.

Clean the pool.

Why are you so late?

I did it on purpose.

Huh?

When I tried to get onto campus, you came stumbling along the back.

You caught a cold because of me, huh?

No. If it was your fault, I would have caught it when I fell in the pool.

It was simply my own insubstantial... Huh?

Wha-wha-wha-what?!

I'll take that cold.

I'll clean the pool today!

What are you doing, Tsutsui?

Are you okay?

Something's kind of...

I wonder if I'm okay.

Huh?

Do you think even someone like me will fall in love?

I don't know what to do.

I should have hung out more and done more things, just like they said.

It's okay, Tsutsui!

Just try to count the number of people who have been cruel to you up until now!

While other people were hanging out, we developed an unconquerable resilience, right?!

Oh, I see...

Who cares?!

Even if I lose my pride, it's fine

Even if I lose my pride, it's fine!

Even if I'm played with and manipulated, and severely beaten up...

Even so, it's fine

Even so, it's fine.

Tsutsun.

Please, go out with me.

Well...

I'll be transferring schools in half a year.

It'll be for a short while, but I'm looking forward to it.

Huh?