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"3D Sex and Zen : Extreme Ecstasy"
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The Amarus Bamboo Temple
on the Condensing Cliff
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is the most renowned temple on Emei Mountain.
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It is especially popular among people
from Western Sichuan.
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It is in its incense heyday.
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The Guanyin Hall on the right houses
a Bodhisattva statue
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designed by the famous artist Wu Daozi
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which dates back to 800 years ago.
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The Guanyin is known to have answered
to faithful's prayers positively.
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Thus, there are countless believers
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kneeling and praying to the statue,
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asking for a son, health,
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or evil spirits to be warded off.
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Go away, go!
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Get out!
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This is crazy. What's going on?
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How dare he blaspheme against Guanyin!
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You will be damned by the Gods!
Beat him... beat him to death!
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This is sacrilegious
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Let's go...
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What is true happiness?
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Happiness today is the cause of future misery.
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Future misery is the result
of the happiness today.
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Having said that,
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I still prefer happiness today.
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Just like the Prince of Ning
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who leads a hideously luxurious life.
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He collects the world's most
precious objects and people.
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But do you think he's happy?
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While he gratifies his endless desire,
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cries of discontent arise among the people.
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How could he be happy and at ease
while his people are suffering?
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How can you compare a scumbag like him
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to a sophisticated scholar like me?
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I won't just let go of this incident.
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Lin, don't you think
we're too young to get married?
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We still haven't fooled around enough.
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I'm sure you'd regret it.
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If I have a lovely wife,
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I wouldn't mind to lose some of my freedom.
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Just go and take a look.
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You don't have to marry him
if you don't like him.
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I'm not getting married.
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Master,
Mister Lin is waiting in the sitting room.
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I don't care!
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You have to go anyways.
Just to see for yourself.
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Miss, you really have nothing to lose.
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No, I'm not going.
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But Mr. Tie is such a square,
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I'm sure his daughter must be a bore,
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and your sex life is likely to be...
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Miss, come quick... Don't disturb me
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My dearest Lin, how's your father doing?
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He's doing great.
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This is Wei Yangsheng, a good friend of mine.
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He comes to keep me company.
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Lin, I'm so sorry.
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My daughter refuses to come out.
I haven't brought her up well enough.
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You made a trip here but I'm afraid
you're not meeting her this time
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In this case, let's get going.
We're actually kind of busy.
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Come on, let's go. Oh, goodbye then
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Master,
Miss is on her way out to meet the guests.
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Now that Miss Tie is here,
I guess we should stay a while.
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Okay.
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As my daughter
lost her mother at an early age,
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she is spoiled.
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For matters about herself,
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she always has to make her own decisions.
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Dad, I only decide on trivial matters.
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But marriage is a big thing
and of course, I'll leave it to dad,
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for a woman should comply with
the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, right?
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My daughter is still not married
all these years
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because she is my only kid,
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And my son-in-law
has to marry into our family.
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The maid is so beautiful.
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Their first son has to use our surname,
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such conditions turn many men away.
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Well... but I'm the only son in the family.
So were my father and grandfather...
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Throughout 7 generations, all my patriarchal
ancestors are the only sons in the family.
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But if I have the honor
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to marry a lady like Miss Tie,
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I don't mind marrying into the Tie's.
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Okay, I've made up my mind.
I'll marry into the Tie's.
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All my children will bear your last name.
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I've also made up my mind.
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Even my grandchildren can bear your last name.
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But...
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I approached Lin's parents first
and I have to stick to that.
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So ...
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Can I borrow a piece of paper?
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Miss, he is really talented.
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Here's a clumsy painting of mine,
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I hope Mr. Tie and Miss Tie
could give some comments.
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A picture comes to life with
the artist's exquisite strokes
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Her eyes watery and sparkling, her lips red
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Like a woman straight out
of Song Yu's prose poem
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Miss Dong next door,
showing only her torso above the wall
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Dad, I have made up my mind.
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I will marry no one other than Wei Yangsheng.
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And I'll also marry
no one other than Miss Tie.
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Well...congratulations
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Let me introduce a good friend of mine.
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This is Scholar Shangguan Shun.
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My good friend Weiyangshang.
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Nice to meet you.
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You too.
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Master wants you to see him.
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Excuse me.
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They are Mr. and Mrs. Good Fortune
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They are in their 90s,
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and have been happily
married for more than 70 years.
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Master invited them to give you blessings.
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Mr. and Mrs. Good Fortune,
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hope you are all well.
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Good, we will give you a red pocket later.
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My dear, look at you.
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You have food all over you.
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Excuse me,
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you two have been married for decades.
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How can you
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still be so loving to each other?
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I don't know.
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I just know that I love her very much
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And when we say "make love",
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you have to make, to have love
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I guess...you haven't made love for many years?
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How can you still be in love?
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It is no big deal not being able to make love.
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You will understand when time goes by.
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Shit.
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The groom and the bride kneel
to the Heaven and Earth...
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So cool!
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Wait a minute.
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My dear, will it hurt?
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It will hurt, but it feels extremely awesome.
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Thank god it didn't hurt. But...
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I wouldn't call it awesome either...
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I have to admit that
there is room for improvement.
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I guess I need more practice,
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improvement is absolutely possible.
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Did you see it?
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No. I blinked and it's over.
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You hate Prince of Ning so much,
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why do you want me
to bring you to the Tower of Rarities?
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If I don't go in the tiger's den,
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how can I collect his crime evidence?
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Oh yes, good point ...
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Your Highness,
I brought my best friend here today.
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I guess you don't need me
to explain the rules here, do you?
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Before I enter the tower, I have to make
a contribution to the collection.
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I do understand.
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This is from my father's collection.
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I know it's not anything near a rarity.
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It's not hard to find a coral this big,
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but it's quite rare to see one
that big in bright red color.
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Bring over a few of those corals
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that are to be packed into the store room.
Let them take a look.
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You think a piece of junk of such caliber
could get you in the Tower of Rarities?
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Now you can pick any one of these rejects
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as your compensation.
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And don't ever come back again, okay?
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My ignorance has disgraced myself.
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I'm in no position to accept
any generous gift from your Highness.
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I'd better get going.
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I thought I've had a taste
of your Highness' collection.
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But I didn't expect to see a counterfeit
hung on the wall as if it's real.
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This painting has been verified
by many connoisseurs.
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The paper, ink and the brush are all
from the Tang Dynasty,
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even the brushstrokes are signature of Wu's.
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On what grounds do you think it's counterfeit?
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Cut open the border,
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you'd see the painting is made
up of two layers of paper.
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The ingenious thing about this counterfeit
is the use of rare ancient paper for tracing.
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The rice paper on top
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was used to trace the brushstrokes of Wu.
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But the backing sheet underneath
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is Chengxintang paper from the last reign
of the Southern Tang Kingdom.
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You'd see plum blossom-shaped
watermarks on the backing paper.
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The two were over two hundred years apart,
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then how can it be real?
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Your insight is a rarity good enough
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to get you in the Tower.
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Thank you.
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Look.
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It's a horse.
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Stroke the horse.
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Is it ...
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This is the legendary Blood-sweating Horse.
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Ha ... very amazing!
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But nothing compares
to the Pavilion of Ultimate Bliss.
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You have to take some Wushi Powder
before you get in though.
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After taking "Five Stone Powder"
you will have ecstasy
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Everything merges with illusions
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Let's drink.
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I drink again?
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Yes, your turn.
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Don't go.
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Let me catch you, and you will be dead.
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Do you know him?
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That's Shangguan Shen.
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He was one of my guests
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at my wedding
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Shangguan Shen is my guest,
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I let him in because
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he has altogether 127 wives and concubines.
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Apart from the Emperor His Majesty,
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he has the most wives and concubines on earth.
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But...
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They aren't good looking at all.
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Let me make a mark on your neck.
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The most beautiful woman in the world.
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Skin fair like icy snow.
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Demeanour like the autumn water.
Bones like jade.
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A fraction of an inch
taller would be too tall.
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A fraction of an inch shorter
would be too short.
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This is the most discerning
connoisseur in the world.
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She is the walking
example of perfect proportion.
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The flawless exemplar of the word beauty,
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but I admire her personality most.
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Mister, I'm terribly sorry.
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Go to hell!
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Miss, please don't!
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Stop...
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Stop...
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No...
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You shouldn't torture her
if she has done something wrong,
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you should just shoot her to death!
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Your hand is hurting and she is not dead yet.
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It doesn't work, okay?
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Don't do it next time.
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Well, she is not that special ...
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So beautiful...
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Go away, go away...
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Go away.
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Your Highness.
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Her name is Ruizhu
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She's a part of my rare collection.
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Ruizhu is unique in her sexual tricks,
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and her ability to boost Yin
and Yang energies mutually with a man.
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She can make any impotent man virile again.
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And maintain an erection as long as he wants.
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But she can only serve one man each day.
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Of course, only those who have
my approval can have sex with her.
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She seems interested in you.
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I can give my permission
if you want to have sex with her.
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Thank you, your Highness.
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Hey, hold on, hold on.
My permission is granted on conditions.
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I'm all ears.
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First, you have to serve me for 10 years,
during which time you're on call 24-7.
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If you agree, I'll let you
have a day's slot with Ruizhu.
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Is that it? That's a deal.
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I haven't tried even once.
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Don't rush it. We have a whole day.
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I'm afraid I can't keep it up the whole day.
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Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
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I can't hold back any more...
258
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:36,804
Master, Wei Yangsheng and Ruizhu
259
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,366
haven’t been out of the room all day...
260
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,408
They are still doing it.
261
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,080
Miss Tie is a well-bred lady
of excellent manners and elegance,
262
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,968
I chose to hang out in brothels
and cold-shoulder my lovely wife.
263
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,929
Hereby, we both agree to divorce each other.
264
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,085
From now on, each of us is free
to get married again.
265
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,204
I've made a serious mistake,
266
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,562
I'm indebted to her for her innocent love,
267
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,165
I really don't have any excuse.
268
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,522
That's enough. Put your signature down.
269
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,488
But my love for Miss Tie will never change.
270
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,330
Cut that crap, bastard!
271
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,801
You have been fooling around
among other women all the time,
272
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,282
you don't even care if your wife is sick.
273
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,642
You are worse than an animal.
274
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,600
Yuxiang,
275
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,529
this brush
276
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,730
is my favourite and was passed
on to me from my ancestors.
277
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,401
A broken mirror can be fixed,
278
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,048
but I'm afraid a broken brush can't be.
279
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,043
I, Weiyangshang, have decided that
280
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,685
I shall never paint again.
281
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,684
Miss.
282
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,771
Why doesn't Dong Mei feel the pain?
283
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,081
A certain level of pain
284
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,444
can create a pleasurable
feeling like reaching a climax.
285
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,641
Is that true?
286
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,406
Try it out and you will know.
287
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,608
No thanks.
288
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,727
Your Highness,
289
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,490
can I take a look at that painting?
290
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,449
Harder!
291
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,810
Harder!
292
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,525
The stamp is fake.
293
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,690
And the inscription that says
it is from the Southern Tang Dynasty
294
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,330
is also wrong.
295
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,767
Is it worthless then?
296
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,805
How much time is it off from Southern Tang?
297
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,570
It's 300 years off.
298
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,966
Congratulations, your Highness.
299
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,801
It's priceless.
300
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,923
This is an authentic work of Dong Ju.
301
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,680
This is the oldest painting on earth,
302
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,531
but the antique shop owner
doesn't seem to be very knowledgeable,
303
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,649
as to put on a fake stamp
and inscribed some bullshit on it.
304
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,369
Oh... what a twist!
305
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,682
Officially one more rare item
to my collection.
306
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,082
Good. Come with me.
307
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,930
No one can go in except The Prince.
308
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,406
Death is the penalty with no exception.
309
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,840
It hurts.
310
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,970
What should I give you as a reward?
What do you want?
311
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,204
There's nothing else I'd ask for.
312
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:19,401
Dongmei.
313
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:25,931
Congratulations, your Highness.
314
00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,327
Do you know
what is pleasure comes through toil?
315
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,324
Coffin, for you.
316
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,168
Bird, your favourite.
317
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,886
Now what? Who's turn?
318
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,565
You have us waiting every time.
319
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,007
You dare to discard this one, you are so dead.
320
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,521
Hurry up. Don't think too much.
321
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,643
If I am not allowed to think,
I'd rather not play.
322
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,369
Which one should I discard?
323
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,849
Discard this one then
you have 5 chances to win. Dump ass!
324
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,045
Awesome!
325
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:54,769
So Big!
326
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,690
I want it so much!
327
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,643
You think she's frigid, right?
328
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,803
But do you know why?
329
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,851
She's not frigid.
330
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,083
The problem is you.
331
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,569
How can it be so small?
332
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,407
Hey you! Who told you to come this way?
333
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,365
East side is where Miss Tie's room is
334
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,050
You are just a servant,
335
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,771
you cannot come over this side.
336
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,921
You are fired.
337
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,205
I'm so sorry. It's really stupid of me
and I made a terrible mistake.
338
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,800
But please, don't fire me.
339
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,281
Dong, he has apologized.
340
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,011
It's no big deal.
341
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,891
My name is Quan Laoshi
and I thank Miss for your mercy.
342
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,250
Oh... you don't have to... Stand up please.
343
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,041
What are you standing there for?
344
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,242
Go take the coal balls into the storeroom NOW!
345
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,202
Yes. Yes, Sir.
346
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,890
He said he is raising
money to bury his father,
347
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,480
Otherwise I won't even hire him.
348
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,290
This money is for him.
349
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,641
Some tips.
350
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,966
Okay.
351
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,560
Come over here.
352
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,769
Miss gives you some tip.
353
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,329
Thank you...
354
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,647
Make it quick, and hurry!
355
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,126
Yes, I understand.
356
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:51,965
Just with muscles, but good for nothing.
357
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,611
You are late in everything.
358
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,966
Take it easy, my friend.
359
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,288
How can I? I'm really looking forward
to meeting this Elder of Ultimate Bliss!
360
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,609
He has the most mind-blowing
sex tricks in the world.
361
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,001
Let's go.
362
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:11,969
Shangguan Shen,
363
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,521
when are you going to marry your 128th wife?
364
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,010
Your Highness, you are joking.
365
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,443
Your Highness. You are late.
366
00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,960
Sit.
367
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,562
Hope you are well.
368
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,527
Your Highness,
369
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,282
you said that by noon today,
370
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,962
that Elder of Ultimate Bliss would show up?
371
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,808
He is not here yet.
372
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,446
How dare he comes
late to your Highness' party?
373
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,646
As this gentleman is so desperate,
374
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,526
why don't you
375
00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:54,405
calm his nerves by drinking with him?
376
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,603
Awesome.
377
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,641
You have a cute and interesting accessory...
378
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:27,044
I am the Elder of Ultimate Bliss
and my name is Lee Changchun.
379
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,882
Wow...amazing.
380
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,849
You're so ignorant, kid. Don't you know
the Elder of Ultimate Bliss
381
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,443
is an androgynous being
with extraordinary sex tricks?
382
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,530
I'm so pleased
383
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,124
to have the pleasure to eyewitness that today.
384
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,403
My pleasure too, your Highness.
385
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,644
As I've kind of overloaded
myself a little just now,
386
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,047
I'd like to excuse myself first
if you don't mind,
387
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,322
I need a break at home.
388
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,846
Feel free to leave.
389
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,291
This way, throw it here.
390
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,650
This way, throw it here.
391
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,407
Calm down, Ma'am. We don't mean to scare you.
392
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:02,289
We're here for the Elder of Ultimate Bliss.
393
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,761
Huh? What did you say?
394
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,805
They have hearing problems.
They can't hear you.
395
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,841
Master!
396
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,923
Godfather... who are they?
397
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,921
I'm so scared, godfather.
398
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:14,441
Godfather?
399
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,525
Did they call you godfather?
400
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,523
Why don't you kids
tell these guys how old you are?
401
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,649
I'm 14 ... I'm 15
402
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,565
I'm 16 ...
403
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,247
Huh?
404
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,086
They are the leftovers of my treatments.
405
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,523
Have you ever heard of boosting
the Yang by consuming the Yin?
406
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,082
You're saying they look that old
407
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,528
because you've consumed them?
408
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,561
Yes, I am.
409
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,445
Go and play.
410
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,886
Okay, let's go and play...
411
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,400
Ah.. Master...
412
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,881
So, why did you follow me here?
413
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,527
I had the honor
414
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,569
to see your sex trick this afternoon.
415
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,564
I was so amazed.
416
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,449
I desperately need to refine
my techniques on bed,
417
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,163
that's why I want to learn it from you.
418
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,483
I hope you can take me as your protege.
419
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,201
These sex tricks are strict secrets within our
sect and never disclosed to anyone outsiders.
420
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,290
I'm afraid I can't teach you.
421
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,327
I can give you everything I have.
422
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,483
Money is not an issue here,
423
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,162
if I learn a couple tricks from you,
424
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,649
I will have no regret for my life.
425
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:29,768
I don't mind losing all my wealth,
426
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,606
I'd even risk my life for them. Please!
427
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,525
Get up please, mister.
428
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,444
You're just too poorly endowed,
429
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,322
there's no point teaching you anything at all.
430
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,880
Okay, I'll teach you.
431
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,324
But on two conditions.
432
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,329
Absolutely, I'm all ears.
433
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:18,601
First,
434
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,128
you'd have to do one thing for me,
435
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,931
I'll let you know
436
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,562
what that is later on.
437
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,766
Not a problem
438
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,161
What's the second condition?
439
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,570
Your valet is quite hot. Let me consume him
to boost my own energy!
440
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,406
No, master. Don't.
441
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,401
Didn't you say you owe me so much?
442
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:41,006
Why don't you sacrifice yourself
and pay me back once and for all?
443
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,487
No! please! it's your chance now.
444
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,165
We are here to help.
445
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,441
No.
446
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,289
Do you know what this is?
447
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,601
What?
448
00:45:57,960 --> 00:45:59,644
Ooh... Booty hurts.
449
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,489
It really hurts.
Someone takes him to my room.
450
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,491
Master!
451
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,083
Help! Master! No!
452
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,248
When can we start?
453
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,648
Not so soon!
Haven't you ever heard the saying that
454
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,370
"a worker sharpens his tools
before he can do his job well?"
455
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,885
Now, you'd have to go find my old friend
456
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,850
the medical sage Tianjizi.
457
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,201
I'm afraid
458
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,682
you have to get a new cock.
459
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,451
Huh? A new cock?
460
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,050
Can't we just take a few of those pills?
461
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,401
The pills still need their clinical trials,
462
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,087
there might be some serious side effects.
463
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,322
The foundation of
our sex tricks is based on studies
464
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,603
from Emperor Huang Di thousands of years ago.
465
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,570
Combined with studies from other countries,
466
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,484
the root is founded
on a unique breathing method.
467
00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:49,361
Which makes the cock able to lift anything.
468
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,207
It will be able to control any woman
and gives her extreme pleasure.
469
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,528
Lucky! Shut up and go inside!
470
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,086
How can I help you?
471
00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,447
My name is Wei Yangsheng.
472
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:00,646
The Elder of Ultimate Bliss
told me to come here.
473
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,883
May I ask if Tianjizi is here?
474
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:04,571
So you are here for my master? Yes.
475
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,011
But he's dead.
476
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,245
He's dead?
477
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,971
What are you here for?
478
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,805
I'm his second apprentice, Tiancan.
479
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,410
I'm his first apprentice, Dique.
480
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,368
Come in first.
481
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,329
Come on in.
482
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:28,882
Since The Elder of Ultimate Bliss
asked you to come here,
483
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,083
let us know how we can help.
484
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,720
I want to...
485
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,563
No fucking way. A new cock?
486
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:40,602
Who is getting a new cock?
487
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,602
Is someone going to get a new cock?
488
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:42,568
Hey, someone wants a new cock.
489
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,609
Come quickly and have a look ...
490
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,365
Get a new cock? What fucking new cock?
491
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:51,449
We have this book as well.
492
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,329
This is an advanced medical handbook.
493
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,202
Our master spent so much time
494
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,642
discussing this book with us
when he was alive.
495
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:58,927
This cock-swapping thing
496
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,481
has been a topic that
the three of us studied for a long time
497
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,289
We surely want to put it into practice.
498
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:05,922
You mean, you've never done one?
499
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,162
We've done it to a dog.
500
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,011
And my master did it once
for a man before he died.
501
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,287
Yes.
502
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,410
I guess no one is willing
to swap his cock with yours...
503
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,608
Can I swap it with an animal?
504
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,689
Theoretically, that's possible.
505
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,729
Which animal do you want?
506
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,402
I'm going for the obvious if I'm gonna do it.
507
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,649
People say "hung like a horse."
I want a horse cock.
508
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,483
Good idea. That's brilliant.
509
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,121
Good, a horse cock is a great thing.
510
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,081
Horse cock.
511
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,407
Are you sure you're capable
of doing the surgery?
512
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:39,561
What?
513
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,489
Are you discriminating against the disabled?
514
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:45,200
Before the surgery
515
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,767
There are two rules that
we have to strictly adhere to
516
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,643
First.
517
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,486
The surgery has to be done within
the time when an incense stick burns.
518
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:52,367
If we run late,
519
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,443
your newly attached cock will be useless.
520
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:57,610
Or, you'd have no cock at all.
521
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,611
Second.
522
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,604
You cannot have sex in one month,
523
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,521
otherwise, it'd really be useless.
524
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:13,527
Now drink this anesthetic,
525
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,042
you won't feel the pain after that.
526
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,849
Relax,
527
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,646
look around and don't focus here.
528
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,246
It will soon be done.
529
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:32,487
Okay.
530
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,687
It's cut.
531
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:56,526
Don't feel it? Don't feel it, right?
532
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,410
Wipe the sweat.
533
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,725
Hey, what the hell?
534
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:15,851
By the way, how did your master die?
535
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,647
Oh, he failed the cock-swapping operation
536
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,610
And was killed by the patient.
537
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,562
We're physically challenged but so what?
538
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,051
We do our job well.
539
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,164
We are not worse than any healthy person.
540
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,285
Oh
541
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,688
The cock is squished.
542
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,245
What?
543
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,289
Do you think we can still swap it?
544
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,688
We're such cockheads, aren't we?
545
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,691
No worries, we still got time.
546
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,330
Why don't we put your own cock back on?
547
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,562
At least you have something.
548
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,081
That's the only way. Let's do it.
549
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,685
Hey, no...
550
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,808
Don't eat my cock!
551
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,650
Lucky! Hey, where are you going?
552
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:24,802
No, Lucky! Don't!
553
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,530
Go get him!
554
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,448
Open its mouth!
555
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,362
Grab that baby sausage!
556
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,931
But I need an extra hand for that.
557
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,926
Extra hand?
558
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:36,840
Use you mouth! Your mouth!
559
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,406
Use my mouth?
560
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,205
Hurry up!
561
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,611
Got it! I got it back!
562
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,649
But it's just this much left.
563
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,563
Are you sure you still want it?
564
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,290
What?
565
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:19,201
Gee, we're running out of time.
566
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,321
Either of you can give me your cock!
567
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,485
It won't work even if I am willing to.
568
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,688
If I am willing to give up my cock,
569
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,008
I don't have hands to do the operation.
570
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:32,607
If I give up my cock,
571
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,042
no one can run errands for me.
572
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,522
We don't have enough time. That's right.
573
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,130
Don't tell me it's my fate that
574
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,164
I have no cock.
575
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,401
Hey, hold it!
576
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,323
Is your donkey a male?
577
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,680
The donkey, hey!
Hey, where are you going?
578
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,644
If it is male,
we will buy it no matter how much.
579
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,207
We can repay what we owe you.
580
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,484
Though we lost the horse cock
but we will pay you back with a donkey's.
581
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:03,366
Drown her! She deserves it!
582
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:30,688
This is Master Tie's daughter.
583
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:32,570
Drag her out of water. Whore!
584
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,846
Drown her to death!
585
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,523
You whore,
you seduced a servant in the house...
586
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:38,522
Whore!
...which induced your father's death
587
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,807
You tramp! Say your last words
before being executed.
588
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,081
I have nothing to say.
589
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,402
Okay then.
590
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:43,971
Drown her again.
Throw her into the water.
591
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,242
Stop! Stop it! Hold it there.
592
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,928
I raped her.
593
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:55,249
Quan Laoshi, did you say you raped her?
594
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,362
Rape is a serious crime.
Don't admit it if you haven't done it.
595
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,364
That's right. Rape is a very serious crime.
596
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,966
Now listen! I DID rape her.
597
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,248
You're the rapist
and you'd get drowned with her. Get him!
598
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:06,483
Come on guys, go get him! Laoshi, run!
599
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,364
Get him. Hold him tight
600
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,209
Quan, I believe what you said.
601
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,164
For a powerful martial artist like you
602
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,760
to rape a flimsy lady
603
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,206
will be so easy.
604
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,090
This is so evident that you did it.
605
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,369
Enough said. Let's go.
606
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,291
Go? Yes... I tell you to go.
607
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,404
Mayor, you have something on your...
608
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:33,607
Take care, Mayor, take care!
609
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,326
Shall I get paid now?
610
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,045
Miss Tie,
611
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,603
Quan is selling you to me.
612
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,484
Are you okay with it?
613
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,126
Help! This is really huge!
614
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,600
This is unbelievable.
615
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,648
He's got guts. He really got his cock swapped.
616
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,643
Yes, he is my idol now.
617
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,362
Come...
618
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,564
Tell Dongmei to come over. Yes, master.
619
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,722
I want to have sex
with 10 women at the same time.
620
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,209
Come, come altogether, come.
621
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,211
I want it... Master Wei, take me.
622
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,931
Master is taking a rest inside. Miss!
623
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:04,730
You can't go in.
624
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,241
You saved my life
625
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,444
just because you want to sleep with me, right?
626
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,605
Now, please make it quick.
627
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:21,925
You guys leave the room now.
628
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,366
I want you to know,
629
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:42,086
everything I did for you was out of love.
630
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,048
I never force any person into doing anything,
631
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,370
this is my principal.
632
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,203
All my concubines
633
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,768
come here of their own accord
634
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,685
So, I want you to love me willingly.
635
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,963
If you want me to live with you willingly,
636
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,601
I have one condition.
637
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,008
I can only accept
638
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,284
monogamous love.
639
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,523
I will give every one
of you 3,000 teals of silver,
640
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,569
That should be enough.
641
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,282
You get to keep all jewellery I gave you.
642
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,649
I don't want the money,
643
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,120
I just want to stay with you.
644
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:31,770
We will not go.
645
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,161
Why are you driving us out?
646
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,562
Don't send us away.
647
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,086
Please...
648
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,681
This is the only condition on
which Yuxiang will stay and live with me.
649
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:43,604
I'd rather die than live away from you.
650
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,445
Stop. All of you don't have to go.
651
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,801
I'm actually asking them to go just now...
652
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:58,530
I think we better...
653
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:01,048
Why are you still standing here?
654
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,647
Come join me in serving our husband.
655
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,762
Understand.
656
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,286
Yes.
657
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,410
We are here for you.
658
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,568
Yuxiang
659
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,767
Yuxiang...
660
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:30,724
Yuxiang
661
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,571
Are you awake? Master, it's you...
662
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,320
Hey, old man.
663
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,041
Do you want to scare me to death?
664
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,560
Master, it's me...
665
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,006
it's me.
666
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,565
It's Chow Dong.
667
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,605
Are you really being
668
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,290
tortured so badly?
669
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,444
Cut the crap. Come over here.
670
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,729
Do you still remember that
671
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,724
You promised me to do one thing for me?
672
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,524
Yes, I do.
673
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,807
I want you to steal
674
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,131
the precious metal plate
that the First Emperor of Ming
675
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,284
gave to the ancestor of Prince of Ning.
676
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,285
Why?
677
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,642
Over the last couple of years,
I disguise myself as a woman
678
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,651
and sneak into senior officials' residences
to fool around with their kids.
679
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:38,321
Now I am a wanted person,
680
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,245
only this metal plate can help me.
681
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,363
Metal plate...is it the one
682
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:46,203
that people call it
"The Golden Plate of Death Avoidance"?
683
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,686
Hmm...
684
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,806
So...how do I steal it?
685
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:53,803
Where does The Prince
686
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,764
hide his most precious items?
687
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,888
(What a luck that they are all drunk...)
688
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,610
(Wow, what arrogance
to keep the key around his dick!)
689
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:46,404
(Shit! It fucking stucks!)
690
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,967
(Haha, can't believe it works!)
691
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,603
How dare you! Stealing my metal plate?
692
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:32,887
693
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,601
Shut up!
694
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:36,727
Your Highness
695
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,768
Weiyangshang has a habit of stealing,
696
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,844
This time you are caught at the scene.
697
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,286
It's all bullshit!
698
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:49,330
Did I say something wrong?
699
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,726
Don't you remember
700
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,050
How you snapped Yuxiang off me?
701
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,010
You really thought that
I don't hold any grudges?
702
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:01,560
You two...
703
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:02,921
Yes,
704
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:05,242
we set you up.
705
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:07,409
How dare you offend the Prince of Ning!
706
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:09,728
When did I offend the Prince of Ning?
You didn't?
707
01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,530
When you talked behind my back
708
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,404
With that stupid monk in Amarus Bamboo Temple
709
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,090
Just like the Prince of Ning
710
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,641
who leads a hideously luxurious life.
711
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:23,009
He will have his retribution soon.
712
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,766
How can you compare a scumbag like him
713
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,008
to a sophisticated scholar like me?
714
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,842
Don't worry. I am a fair person,
715
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:32,809
after I take care of you,
716
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,645
I'll take care of that monk.
717
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,889
You will take revenge on Monk Budai?
Please don't!
718
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,046
Take care of your own self first.
719
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:43,889
This guy is called Quan Laoshi.
720
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,842
He is the flying dagger expert at the Tower,
721
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,566
I sent him to the Tie Mansion
722
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:50,689
to rape your wife,
723
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:53,247
which induced
your father-in-law's death of a heart attack.
724
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:55,289
And guess what? Your lovely wife
is now Shangguan's Concubine.
725
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,364
Just because of my small talks
726
01:08:57,600 --> 01:08:59,090
You want to take revenge on me like this
727
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:02,165
and on my wife? Shut up!
728
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,686
You join with other scholars
729
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,689
and write letters
to the Emperor to criticize me.
730
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,491
You're just a bastard who brings sufferings
to the people of this country.
731
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:13,640
I am not afraid of death
if I can do some good to the people.
732
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,806
Shut up!
733
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,209
I am a scholar.
I will not be threatened by brute force.
734
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,807
Death is not a big deal...
735
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:25,451
Mother Fucker! Scholar?
736
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,721
A scholar who just fucks women everyday
737
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,610
and reports me to the Emperor after fucking?
738
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,450
If death is no big deal then shut up!
739
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,170
What a loser!
740
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:34,961
Just kill me, you bastard!
741
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,890
Do you know how much I spent
742
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:39,043
To fix the mess you made
743
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,441
Lock him up! Yes
744
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:42,165
More suffering is waiting for you, loser.
745
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:44,926
Walk... get up.
746
01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:53,928
You have to teach me your secret sex tricks.
747
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,681
I need to learn how
to give Dongmei ten orgasms in a row.
748
01:09:57,080 --> 01:09:58,684
I'll let you go if you can do that.
749
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,724
Su... sure!
750
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,085
As long as your Highness spare my life.
751
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,646
I've offered to teach you before,
but you said you're not interested.
752
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,682
I still want to have my own children
753
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:11,724
well... that's kind of tough.
754
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,690
Tell the government
755
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,008
that we found someone on the wanted list here.
756
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:19,611
Hold on, hold on! Your Highness.
757
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:21,530
I heard what you say... You want the tricks
but not having no offspring.
758
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:22,761
That should be fine.
759
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:26,448
I will figure it out.
760
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:35,121
When you came here
you held tight onto this brush,
761
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,325
I know it must be very important to you.
762
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,127
I got it repaired,
763
01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:58,369
Thank you so much for your care,
764
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,724
I'll have to return
the favour in my next life.
765
01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:11,249
Yuxiang bids farewell...
766
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,650
Yuxiang...
767
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:18,641
If anything can possibly be done
to save your ex-husband,
768
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,564
I have done it already.
769
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:23,766
You are just sacrificing for nothing.
770
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:30,447
If I can die with him
771
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:35,761
together on the same day,
772
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:38,287
I have no regret.
773
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,762
Your Highness, where is my husband?
774
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,884
Come and take a look then you will know.
775
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:44,049
I admire his courage to do this to himself.
776
01:12:44,280 --> 01:12:45,406
Otherwise, when the worms reach his bone,
777
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:47,164
He will die for sure.
778
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:51,768
Your Highness, I beg you,
779
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,803
please give him treatment.
780
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,724
I beg you... Why would I do that?
781
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:58,050
If you can help him,
782
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:03,281
I'd do whatever you want me to.
783
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:06,841
Please save my husband.
784
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,726
Sir...please...
785
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,887
I am just an official to the Emperor,
786
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,566
I'm sorry that I'm unable to help.
787
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,051
Hmm...I understand...
788
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,450
Bring the treasure that is passed on
to me by my ancestors.
789
01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,527
Yes, master.
790
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:54,567
Open the lock. Yes Sir.
791
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,410
Okay. Go now. Yes.
792
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:06,003
You're still alive?
The Prince wants to see you.
793
01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:10,484
Although I had snatched your love from you,
794
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:14,528
you have also separated my wife and I.
795
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:17,650
Now I may be handicapped
for the rest of my life.
796
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,845
Are you still angry?
797
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:32,407
Well...
798
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:35,211
We are square now.
799
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:38,444
Okay. Maybe I've done wrong,
800
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:43,642
but Monk Budai is in
his Buddhist practice for 50 years.
801
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,206
He is absolutely innocent,
802
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:49,171
I know you since six years old,
803
01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:51,329
and we have twenty years of friendship.
804
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:54,411
Can I beg you to do one thing for me?
805
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:58,451
Please go to see Monk Budai and warn him,
806
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:01,766
that The Prince is going
to take revenge on him.
807
01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:05,522
I beg you, please do me this flavour
808
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,248
How do you want to torture me now?
809
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,170
Let you see something.
810
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,291
This horse is fun to play with.
811
01:18:47,600 --> 01:18:48,567
If you play with its tail,
812
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:49,607
The iron lotus above it
813
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:52,161
will open and close.
814
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,690
Look carefully!
815
01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,125
Look carefully!
816
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,841
Stop!
817
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,880
Your Highness, it's my fault, I deserve it.
818
01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:18,811
Can you punish me and let her go?
819
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:22,328
She comes and begs me to save you,
820
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,006
now you want me to let her go.
821
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,529
Are you two joining together
to fool me around.
822
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:31,561
If you can let her go, I can do anything!
823
01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:35,760
If you want to kill me, that's fine!
824
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,483
I don't want to kill you.
825
01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:47,770
Well, let's chop it off!
826
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:49,728
If you are willing to chop your penis off,
I'll let your wife go!
827
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:51,687
No problem, chop it off!
828
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,526
You're willing to chop your penis off?
829
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,723
Okay, I want to see
how you can be a man from now on.
830
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,006
Go and catch Tiancan and Dique.
831
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,640
Old monster,
832
01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:10,161
do you know why I keep you alive?
833
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,801
Your Highness thinks I am still useful.
I will do anything you ask ...
834
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,206
Ruizhu.
835
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,446
You dare to feed me with some random pills,
836
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,643
I have poisonous pills too.
837
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:45,651
This pill that you have taken
will give you half day's life.
838
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,086
If you don't have my medication in 12 hours,
839
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,080
You will bleed from seven holes
and explode before you die.
840
01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,607
You need to go to
The Amarus Bamboo Temple with Rizhu,
841
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:54,840
and use your exclusive
842
01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,889
sexual arousing incense
843
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:59,442
to help Ruizhu to seduce
the goddamn Monk Budai.
844
01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:00,449
If you finish your mission
845
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:02,644
And come back within half day,
846
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:04,489
I might give you medicine.
847
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,488
What if ...
848
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,921
You talk again I will kill you right away.
Go now!
849
01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,723
Don't push. I can walk
850
01:22:13,960 --> 01:22:14,643
Hurry up
851
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:16,484
Are you blind?
Can't you see that I am disabled?
852
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,007
Where are you going?
We are putting up a great show now
853
01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:42,090
854
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,401
Get out!
855
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:46,971
Hurry out!
856
01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:51,529
Stay and see
how I fool the two of them around.
857
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:53,684
I guarantee you'll feel delighted.
858
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:56,685
Save Monk Budai. Save him.
859
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:58,011
Kneel.
860
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,445
Save Monk Budai. Save him.
861
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:15,363
Stuff his mouth.
862
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:18,649
Save Monk Budai. Save...
863
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:43,291
You have a great cock that you can fuck
10 women at the same time, right?
864
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,961
Now I want your woman
to see your cock being chopped.
865
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:48,563
Take Yuxiang here!
866
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:51,483
The Royal Guards are here.
867
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:54,687
How is the Emperor?
868
01:23:54,920 --> 01:23:56,160
Your Highness. The Emperor is doing great.
869
01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,289
We came from the Capital without stopping.
870
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,891
To carry out this order.
871
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,490
We can go now.
872
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:05,965
Your Highness, please.
873
01:24:11,560 --> 01:24:13,688
Look. My dear.
874
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,209
My dear.
875
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,883
What a sweet couple in love.
876
01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:27,606
I want to hear
877
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:30,441
what you have to say to each other
from your heart.
878
01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,364
I've divorced you.
879
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,331
Why do you come here to risk your life?
880
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:37,565
After you left,
881
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:41,168
I found that I cannot live without you.
882
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:43,921
But now you are risking your life
883
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,766
for nothing.
884
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:51,648
My dear, that's fine.
885
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:56,647
If I die with you at the same time,
I am satisfied.
886
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:58,450
Me too...
887
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,563
My sweetheart... My dear...
888
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:04,969
Very touching...
889
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:08,450
I am about to cry...
890
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:10,445
Cuff them.
891
01:25:10,840 --> 01:25:12,171
Are you ready?
892
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:14,721
Your Highness, we're almost ready,
893
01:25:15,520 --> 01:25:17,568
but...
894
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,923
although we are not great doctors,
895
01:25:20,200 --> 01:25:21,850
we still have a kind heart.
896
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,447
We consider saving lives our duty.
897
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:28,687
The true love between them awakes
our consciousness,
898
01:25:28,760 --> 01:25:30,330
to separate a loving couple
899
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,563
or to hurt someone's lower body
900
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,688
to destroy their lives?
901
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:35,921
We won't do it.
902
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:37,571
The second commandment
of our school of teaching is
903
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,529
that "whoever uses his knowledge to do evil,
904
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:41,045
he is disrespectful to his master.
905
01:25:41,280 --> 01:25:44,250
He will be punished.
He will be hit by five thunders"
906
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,562
So to say, we can lose our life
and shed our blood.
907
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:48,445
We cannot change our code of standard!
908
01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:50,921
People like us are just stubborn!
909
01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,850
Just plain stubborn!
910
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:55,048
Yeah!
911
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,806
Well, life is
912
01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,526
Also the art of com promising.
913
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:02,045
Your Highness, how do you want it chopped?
914
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:03,481
Slice it or cut into strips?
915
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:05,164
So you can disregard
the commandments from your master?
916
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,607
The first commandment is
917
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:09,604
"the knowledge must pass on".
918
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:10,727
If the first commandment
919
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:12,722
is in conflict with the second,
920
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:14,724
the first has priority.
921
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:16,490
The two of us are the only remaining students,
922
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:18,608
so we must not die.
923
01:26:18,600 --> 01:26:22,400
Let's make it quick. Where do you want to cut?
924
01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,647
Let's go.
925
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:27,803
You must keep him alive.
926
01:26:28,240 --> 01:26:30,641
I ask you guys to do it
because I don't want him to die so quick.
927
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:32,725
I still want to play with him!
928
01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:34,324
Yes
929
01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:38,006
What's the matter?
930
01:26:40,160 --> 01:26:41,082
You two go and take a look.
931
01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:41,929
Yes
932
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:44,447
it's fine, Your Highness.
I... I just need a rest.
933
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,449
I'll be okay.
934
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,766
Okay.
935
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:52,360
Are you okay?
936
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:55,726
You can go back. I am fine.
937
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,162
Go, go... Yes.
938
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:08,450
Who are you? How dare you
coming here without permission?
939
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:11,200
We have the Emperor's order
to arrest The Prince of Ning.
940
01:27:11,480 --> 01:27:14,370
Put down your weapons,
or else, you'll be killed.
941
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:21,490
Your husband is about to lose his cock.
942
01:27:21,880 --> 01:27:23,928
He cannot have sex
with you for the rest for his life.
943
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:27,051
Yuxiang, I am so sorry to you...
944
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:28,526
Cut it
945
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:30,810
Bite it tight.
946
01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:15,841
My dear husband,
even if we cannot make love any more,
947
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,284
It is not important.
948
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:21,648
As long as I know that
949
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:23,604
you love me,
950
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:26,810
And that's the greatest satisfaction.
951
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:29,805
They can kill us,
952
01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,601
but they cannot separate our hearts.
953
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:41,769
My dear husband, I love you!
954
01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:57,080
Abbot!
955
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,806
Who is it?
956
01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:02,368
My master is Weiyangshang.
957
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,608
He sent me here to bring
some Buddha books to you.
958
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,291
Your master has a kind heart.
959
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:07,727
Please tell him I am very thankful.
960
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,401
Not a problem. Abbot, I am leaving now.
961
01:29:15,560 --> 01:29:16,686
What's the matter...
962
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:22,044
Are you okay?
963
01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:38,082
So...is it okay
964
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:41,125
...to let Yuxiang go...
965
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:43,364
Let her go?
966
01:29:46,160 --> 01:29:48,640
I am a man of my word.
967
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,009
I haven't played enough of her.
968
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:56,522
Let her go! You bastard!
969
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:05,080
This is an iron Chastity belt
970
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:09,365
made by the first Jin Emperor.
971
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:15,729
In the world, except with this key in my hand,
972
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:17,604
no one can open it.
973
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:19,568
I'm going to put the belt on her.
974
01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:22,561
From now on, she is unable to have sex
for the rest of her life.
975
01:30:23,440 --> 01:30:25,727
No one can even touch her.
976
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:29,731
You are an animal! Scumbag!
977
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:33,689
Go away, loser.
978
01:30:41,560 --> 01:30:43,244
Since you don't have your cock any more,
979
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:45,803
I'll fuck her well for you.
980
01:30:46,240 --> 01:30:47,730
I'll kill you.
981
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,531
I am going to fuck her now.
982
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,690
Stop!
983
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:56,001
Tianchan.
984
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:26,921
Go.
985
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,643
You really piss us off.
986
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:39,846
Stop.
987
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:42,891
Dique.
988
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:54,731
Disabled but not useless.
989
01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:56,690
Both of us are disabled for our life.
990
01:31:56,920 --> 01:31:59,605
You are different. You will get punished.
991
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,041
Punished?
992
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:03,045
Retribution?
993
01:32:12,520 --> 01:32:15,410
Who dares to stop me any more!
994
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,524
I am going to fuck your wife now!
995
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,170
That's odd.
You don't seem sick from your pulses.
996
01:32:28,000 --> 01:32:29,365
But... Venerable Sir.
997
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:31,404
It really hurts in my stomach.
998
01:32:31,680 --> 01:32:33,762
Now you're in such pain,
I have to get someone to help you...
999
01:32:34,320 --> 01:32:37,529
You don't have to get help.
1000
01:32:38,440 --> 01:32:42,604
In fact, I've had this weird sickness
ever since I was a child
1001
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:44,370
On the first day of every month,
and whenever there's a full moon,
1002
01:32:44,680 --> 01:32:47,604
my stomach hurts like hell inexplicably.
1003
01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:50,326
How can there be such
a weird sickness in this world!
1004
01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:52,881
But my pain will go away
if Venerable Sir would help me.
1005
01:32:53,240 --> 01:32:55,049
If you warms my tummy up with yours,
1006
01:32:55,400 --> 01:32:57,721
the pain will be alleviated
1007
01:32:57,840 --> 01:33:00,491
Huh? I've never heard of
such treatment all my life.
1008
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:03,080
Never.
1009
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:05,681
Venerable Sir, just like this.
1010
01:33:07,960 --> 01:33:09,371
Yes, just like this.
1011
01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:11,609
If you are feeling better, you can get up now.
1012
01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:17,690
Not so soon, Venerable Sir.
1013
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:19,364
Just hang in there for a bit longer.
I'm gonna be okay soon.
1014
01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:21,364
Could you please?
1015
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,527
What?
1016
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:37,526
Where did the flying dagger come from?
1017
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,529
No, please get up.
1018
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:04,604
Why are you taking off your clothes?
1019
01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:06,646
You are a woman!
1020
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:11,645
Excuse me.
What are you doing? Are you blind?
1021
01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:12,721
That's so rude. Excuse me.
1022
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,009
Help!
1023
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:34,886
Help!
1024
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:42,006
What are you doing?
1025
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,646
Stop, please stop. You ...
1026
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,363
What are you doing?
1027
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,444
Get away from me.
1028
01:35:16,600 --> 01:35:21,322
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
1029
01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:24,563
He threw the flying daggers. Catch him.
1030
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:59,365
Run...
1031
01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:23,169
I fed your wife so well.
1032
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:27,289
I will kill you!
1033
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:31,525
She is not that much fun
1034
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:34,485
Put the Chastity belt on
1035
01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:40,280
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
1036
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:11,809
Namo Amitabha.
1037
01:38:12,160 --> 01:38:17,690
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
1038
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,651
Abbot, are you all empty now?
1039
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:25,085
Namo Amitabha.
1040
01:38:25,360 --> 01:38:27,169
Form is emptiness, emptiness is form...
1041
01:38:27,520 --> 01:38:34,449
Namo Amitabha.
1042
01:39:00,640 --> 01:39:02,563
You won't be able to open it
for the rest of your life.
1043
01:39:23,160 --> 01:39:24,605
My dear wife,
1044
01:39:28,240 --> 01:39:30,686
do you still remember?
1045
01:39:31,040 --> 01:39:37,127
A picture comes to life
with the artist's exquisite strokes
1046
01:39:37,440 --> 01:39:39,886
The most wonderful moment of my life
1047
01:39:40,080 --> 01:39:44,290
Is the day when I first met you,
1048
01:39:44,840 --> 01:39:48,083
I've been with many women.
1049
01:39:48,720 --> 01:39:52,805
Every night I sleep on human praying mat,
1050
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:55,642
what I've learn is
1051
01:39:56,520 --> 01:39:59,490
that physical pleasure is not real joy.
1052
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:04,330
Real love is the most valuable.
1053
01:40:06,560 --> 01:40:08,847
My sweetheart.
1054
01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:12,929
My dear.
1055
01:40:14,280 --> 01:40:15,122
Your Highness.
1056
01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:17,010
The Emperor has sent his Royal Guard
1057
01:40:17,360 --> 01:40:18,122
to arrest you.
1058
01:40:18,440 --> 01:40:20,886
They said you are helping
a wanted man to hide.
1059
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,163
Your Highness, please leave now!
1060
01:40:25,520 --> 01:40:27,568
Fine, you go first!
1061
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:28,846
Thank you, Your Highness...
1062
01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:38,328
See who still wants to go!
1063
01:40:38,560 --> 01:40:40,130
Go
1064
01:41:39,560 --> 01:41:44,771
Abbot...
1065
01:41:45,040 --> 01:41:50,126
The Abbot killed himself for some reason!
1066
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:51,526
Abbot!
1067
01:41:56,120 --> 01:41:57,406
Abbot!
1068
01:41:57,600 --> 01:42:01,605
My 50 years of Buddhist practice
and prayer are all ruined in one night.
1069
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:06,123
I can't rest in peace.
1070
01:42:06,480 --> 01:42:11,930
Abbot...
1071
01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:14,567
Abbot died
because of the two people who were just here.
1072
01:42:14,960 --> 01:42:16,325
Even Buddha is angry this time!
1073
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:17,841
Catch him! Yes!
1074
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,525
Go!
1075
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:32,690
Abbot Abbot... Abbot...
1076
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:39,601
Catch him! Catch him!
1077
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:47,810
Chop me?
1078
01:42:48,520 --> 01:42:49,851
You will never have the chance in your life
1079
01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:59,325
Don't go. Stand Still. Stop there.
1080
01:42:59,680 --> 01:43:01,603
Don't go. Stand Still.
1081
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:14,644
Are you okay?
1082
01:43:17,000 --> 01:43:18,809
Stand Still.
1083
01:43:24,320 --> 01:43:26,049
Catch them.
1084
01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:30,644
Don't go.
1085
01:43:37,120 --> 01:43:39,361
What's going on? What is it?
1086
01:43:42,160 --> 01:43:43,844
What happened to him?
1087
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:53,610
Weiyangshang, you are my friend.
1088
01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:55,724
Why did you bad-mouth me?
1089
01:43:59,560 --> 01:44:01,528
And criticized me in front of the emperor?
1090
01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:09,761
Why are you laughing?
1091
01:44:11,720 --> 01:44:13,722
What are you laughing at?
1092
01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:19,647
I will kill your wife now.
1093
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,802
The Emperor's order is to arrest
The Prince of Ning.
1094
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,210
Yuxiang ...
1095
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,449
Get him now.
1096
01:45:19,360 --> 01:45:21,522
Did you see this? The Metal Plate!
1097
01:45:22,320 --> 01:45:24,846
Who dares to arrest me?
1098
01:45:27,480 --> 01:45:29,528
Kneel down now,
or I will kill his whole family!
1099
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:39,405
Chief Official?
1100
01:45:39,680 --> 01:45:41,284
Even with the Emperor's order,
what can you do?
1101
01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:45,130
Traitor.
1102
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,682
I am killing him in front of you.
1103
01:46:03,160 --> 01:46:04,685
Please find a way to help...
1104
01:46:05,280 --> 01:46:08,284
I am just a government official. I can't help...
1105
01:46:13,840 --> 01:46:15,683
I am going to kill you now.
1106
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:32,723
You shot me?!
1107
01:46:32,920 --> 01:46:35,651
Fuck, how could you miss?!
1108
01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:08,561
I will chop your penis off!
1109
01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:25,563
Arrest them all. Yes.
1110
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:34,365
My sweetheart.
1111
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:37,564
My dear husband.
1112
01:47:38,280 --> 01:47:42,842
My dear husband... My dear husband
1113
01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:48,010
First bow.
1114
01:47:48,280 --> 01:47:51,921
Second bow, third bow.
1115
01:47:52,280 --> 01:47:53,611
Please drink tea.
1116
01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:56,923
After drinking this tea,
you are blessed with fortune.
1117
01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:59,686
This couple are in their 90s,
1118
01:47:59,760 --> 01:48:01,683
they have been happily married for decades.
1119
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,764
They come here to give you blessings.
1120
01:48:04,000 --> 01:48:04,842
Mr. and Mrs. Good Fortune.
1121
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:06,531
Greetings.
1122
01:48:07,040 --> 01:48:08,690
Good.
1123
01:48:09,240 --> 01:48:11,766
I will give you a red packet later on.
1124
01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:17,411
May I ask,
1125
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:19,443
how can you stay in love for decades.
1126
01:48:21,560 --> 01:48:23,722
Because I love her dearly.
1127
01:48:24,160 --> 01:48:26,561
But, from what I can see,
1128
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:29,406
I dare say you haven't had sex
for a long time.
1129
01:48:29,560 --> 01:48:32,006
If you don't make, you won't have love, right?
1130
01:48:34,720 --> 01:48:36,324
Chastity belt?
1131
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:38,284
When we were your age,
1132
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:40,005
we were unable to do it already.
1133
01:48:42,600 --> 01:48:45,524
My dear, there are so many people here.
1134
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,211
That's embarrassing.
1135
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:50,609
1136
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:58,642
Young man, it doesn't matter
if you can do it or not,
1137
01:48:58,960 --> 01:49:01,361
you will understand as time goes by.
1138
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:03,361
Let's take a walk.
1139
01:49:03,520 --> 01:49:05,090
Okay.
1140
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:10,401
Fuck, what nonsense. How weird.
1141
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:51,120
If your love fades I will just let go
Haunting memories only turn us old
1141
01:49:52,305 --> 01:49:58,167
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