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This milk is warm.
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And this cheese is warm.
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Oh, my God, you're warm all over.
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Nikki, help!
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Poor baby, you're shaking.
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Oh, no, that's me.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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What's going on?
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It's Bessie.
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She's sick.
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But with Bessie, who's Bessie?
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We got to cool her down.
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We need ice.
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Lots of ice.
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Oh, sweet Mary and Joseph.
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Drew, it's popsicle juice.
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Sometimes the motor sticks.
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Stand back.
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Clear!
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Drew, she's gone.
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I never told her that I loved her.
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Look, we can still save some of the food.
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Leave the lettuce and the crisper.
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Shake him in here with it, she'll go out
with it.
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Hey, Drew.
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Having another expiration date,
Edith on?
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I wish this was a joyous occasion,
but it's not.
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I have some bad news.
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Bessie's dead.
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You couldn't lead up to it any better?
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You just had to blurt it out like that?
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Maybe I should say a few words.
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Observation from the new guy in the group.
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Isn't this just a little strange?
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I mean, it's just a refrigerator.
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You don't understand, Nicky.
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Oh, Bessie's been everything to us.
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She's been our town square, our campfire.
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She gave him my first beer of my last
shake-up, wouldn't she?
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We're still gonna be friends, all right?
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I mean, we're still gonna hang out,
all right?
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Yeah, sure you will, buddy.
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Listen, here.
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Let's have a toast, huh?
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To Bessie.
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Goodbye, old friend.
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Let's get the hell out of here,
huh?
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Our little chicks with the grims and lips
go bleep-land rocks, bleep-land rocks.
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Living in sin with a safe
deep in your bleep -land.
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..
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Johnson and I have been having some
trouble communicating.
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I thought perhaps as human resources
director you might be able to help us out.
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Well, first, let me see how wonderful I
think it is that you're reaching out to an
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employee and taking time out of your busy
day like that.
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That's really great.
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You should consider yourself very
fortunate there, Johnson.
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Yes, I think you'd
appreciate it more if you'd stop
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kissing my butt and
actually make a suggestion.
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Well, sometimes role reversal helps.
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I mean, it always helps to put yourself in
the other person's shoes.
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Role reversal, eh?
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That just might work.
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Johnson, you be me and I'll be you.
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You start.
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Okay.
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Johnson, I'm very disappointed in your
work.
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Very well, ma'am.
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I quit.
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Wait a minute.
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I don't want to quit.
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Very well, then.
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You're fired.
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Oh, what do you know?
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I'm weak again.
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Sir, you got a little evil right here,
by the way.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Kerry, do you know what time of year it
is?
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Oh, of course, sir.
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How could I forget such an important day?
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Happy birthday, sir.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Now, it's time for the Winford-Lauda
employee games.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yesterday was the day I finally forgot
that I lost last year.
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So, today, it starts again.
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Leaf blower hockey.
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Vacuum cleaner races.
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I can't wait.
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But as you know the
employee's best, what kind of
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grand prize do you think
would inflame their passion?
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Wow.
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A 40 cubic foot refrigerator with ice
maker and juicer.
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A refrigerator, eh?
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How odd you didn't choose the treadmill.
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Hey, do you mind if I keep this picture,
you know, to kind of motivate the employees?
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She is a beauty, isn't she?
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I wouldn't mind having some of that around
the house.
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You have to win her first, sir.
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You're not a double-doors, brushed
stainless steel type of man, Kerry.
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You're a bag of ice in the top.
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You may not be able
to fill her with troubles
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and caviar, but I can
make her happy, damn it.
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Go ahead and snitch, you big baby.
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Drew, I walk into the bathroom to fix my
face.
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Shut up.
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I wonder if I'd sprawled on a sofa like a
walrus, but this.
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I had a migraine I needed to lay down.
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How come there's no couch in the men's
room?
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If there was, would you want to lay on it?
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What
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are you going to do about it?
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He was peeking at me.
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Oh, believe me, while
you were in there, my
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eyes were closed so
tight they bled, sweetheart.
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Don't call me sweetheart.
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It's demeaning, you sweaty hunk of monkey
toss.
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Look, Larry, stay out of the ladies' room,
and Mimi, stay out of the ladies' room.
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I ain't going nowhere till you put him on
report.
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Oh, your baby picture before you had hair
and glasses.
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Just so happens to be the grand prize in
this year's Woodford Louder Employee Games.
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This refrigerator?
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They're giving away this refrigerator?
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Well, I was going to retire undefeated,
but if they're giving away this puppy,
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it would be my pleasure to come back and
humiliate you again.
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Things are going to be a little different
this year, Mimi.
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Your old partner's been fired,
and I have Nikki on my side.
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Like the doctor said the day you were
born, it's going to get ugly.
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Wait a second, Mimi.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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You're thinking of kicking you in the
crotch, too?
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No, I could be your partner this year.
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I could use one of those fridges,
too.
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Why should I pick you?
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Because I do what it takes, baby.
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I'm sleeping with my 80-year-old boss.
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I run a crap scam at my
mom's nursing home, and I
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sold my son's comic book
collection for lap dances.
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Welcome to Team Bobak.
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Wait a second, Mimi.
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You can team up with whoever you want,
but it's not going to make any difference.
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This year, it's my year.
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No more nervous nosebleeds.
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No more game-day meat lovers' breakfast.
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No more starter-gun-induced incontinence.
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This year, if I lose, it's because I
participated and I did poorly.
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You can huff and you can puff, but you
still got to pull the other pat -leg on.
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You can't scare me, Mimi.
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Oh, yeah?
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Come Saturday, I'm going to be doing my
victory dance.
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Okay, you did it.
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This is crazy, Nicky.
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We're never going to win that fridge.
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Honey, I know things are tight.
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Why don't you just let me buy you a
refrigerator?
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What, am I a gigolo?
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Drew, you're good, but you're not paid for
it good.
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Drew, we got a surprise for you.
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Wait a second.
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If you guys went out
there and bought me a
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new refrigerator, I'm
going to feel so awful.
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Oh, and tell us how you feel about this.
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Oh, my God, it's Frank and Fridge.
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Well, you know, we don't
have a lot of money, so we went
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to the salvage yard and we
got you the best we could.
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And we filled it
with... Baking soda!
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Because it had a really bad smell.
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The best I can tell, it's a combination of
ham and feet.
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You know, I've smelled ham and feet.
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That ain't ham and feet.
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But it's almost like new.
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It's Drew new.
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You know, listen, I'm always selling for
stuff I can afford.
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I'm never going to have a Porsche.
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I'm never going to have a Rolex.
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That fridge is my one big chance to have
something that's top of the line.
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Except your fiancé, right, Drew?
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Which I was about to say before you jumped
in and made me look small.
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Listen, I really appreciate what you guys
did for me, but, you know, I got to win
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that other refrigerator
because if a guy's big dream is
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to just have a nicer
refrigerator, he can't even do that.
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Drew, are you crying?
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Oh, that smell is killing me.
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It's like wet cat and cheese.
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Oh, wet cat and cheese.
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Get that stinking piece of crap out of
here.
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And hey, thanks again.
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I tell you what we're going to do,
Drew.
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We're going to make that little dream come
true.
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We're going to all enter that contest.
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And if we win, you're going to get the
fridge.
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Yeah.
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You know, I really appreciate you guys
doing such a great thing for me.
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And yet, here you are, sitting on your
asses, while this refrigerator has
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actually drawn flies into my house in the
middle of the winter.
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Okay, all right.
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Suddenly, Mr. Pull My Finger is selective
about smells.
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I wasn't wrong to turn on that fridge,
was I?
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No, it was really creepy.
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It really smelled bad, and none of its
parts matched.
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Wow.
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Glad I didn't have the nerve to say no when
the first time they brought Louis over.
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Drew, I'm telling you, it doesn't matter.
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We're going to win that refrigerator.
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I don't know.
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I talked big, but that
Mimi... Forget about Mimi.
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Picture this.
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You've already won, and the Aurora 6000 is
right in front of you.
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Can you see it, Drew?
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I can't see it.
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Well, look harder.
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It's here.
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Can you see it?
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Wait.
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I do see it.
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It's beautiful.
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And it's ours.
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You can't kill it.
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It's got warranties.
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It's big and wide.
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It's huge inside.
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I can take a seat and eat and eat.
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And for me, can we win?
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Okay, turn to court.
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Great.
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Now all you're going to do is sign this
waiver here.
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Uh, initial here for loss of limb.
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Here for loss of life.
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Oh, you better put down who to call in
case of medical emergency.
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Hey, why do I
have... Yeah, all right.
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Drew, I can't wait to check out that
fridge.
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I hear it can hold three turkeys and it's
got a pipe in.
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That's right.
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And, ma'am, to avoid
any injury, you should know
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that all the food in the
display fridge is fake.
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Hey, why do I...
Yeah, all right.
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Guys, guys, all right.
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Here's a trick I picked up in Little
League.
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Everyone around here is our enemy.
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And if we screw up, Daddy won't love us
anymore.
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Hey, Drew, that fridge is as good as
yours.
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Pinky signed up a drug
code to test a drug that
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stimulates the competitive
part of your brain.
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Yeah, okay.
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We've got spirit.
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Yes, we do.
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We've got spirit.
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How about I rip your head off and shove it
down your throat?
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You go, girl.
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Guys, you're cooks Mimi and Larry.
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Don't let him psych you out.
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Sorry I'm late, everybody.
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I had to stop by the hospital and see the
guy that I beat for the prize last year.
253
00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:22,090
He had a message.
254
00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,950
He said, blink blink, that he screamed and
took a nap.
255
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:27,370
It won't work, Mimi.
256
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:28,510
We're ready for you.
257
00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:29,470
What are you doing here?
258
00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:30,910
You don't even work at the store.
259
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:32,090
Yes, I do.
260
00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,530
At Christmas, our work is an elf.
261
00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,450
And for the record, we like to be called
little people.
262
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:38,650
What do you mean?
263
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,586
You've got to leave now because you're
going to lose.
264
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:43,150
I've been popping steroids like peds for
the last three days.
265
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:46,070
Bad liver, shrunken testicles,
you betcha.
266
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:51,050
But small potatoes make the steak look
bigger.
267
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:54,810
I'm
268
00:13:58,450 --> 00:14:00,290
not afraid of you or your shrunken
testicles.
269
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,110
I'm talking to you, Mimi.
270
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,330
Hey, I'm such a tough guy.
271
00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:11,770
How come you're wearing knee pads?
272
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,910
I always wear knee pads.
273
00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:16,030
And elbow pads?
274
00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:18,950
In case somebody pushes me down while I'm
on my knees.
275
00:14:19,690 --> 00:14:20,890
How come you're wearing a cup?
276
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,630
Because people keep tapping me there.
277
00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:27,970
Hello, everyone.
278
00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:30,450
This is my partner, Tia.
279
00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:33,450
She has the strength of two men and is six
times stronger than me.
280
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,510
We met at the gym.
281
00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:37,070
He's giving me $300.
282
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:38,850
And I get to keep the fridge.
283
00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,350
What do you get out of it?
284
00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,190
We get to work out together.
285
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,410
Don't make it sound like sex.
286
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,970
We're just going to work out.
287
00:14:47,030 --> 00:14:47,450
That's right.
288
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,670
We're just going to work out.
289
00:14:51,050 --> 00:14:52,290
You think I'm scared of you?
290
00:14:52,790 --> 00:14:54,230
You're the one who should be scared.
291
00:14:55,070 --> 00:14:59,450
Scared of my cold, dead hand grabbing onto
your leg as you cross the finish line.
292
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:02,730
Deal with that.
293
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,890
Our first event is leaf blower hockey.
294
00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,790
First couple to score a goal wins.
295
00:15:21,390 --> 00:15:22,550
One of them.
296
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:23,850
Are you going to take that?
297
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:25,430
Maybe.
298
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:27,250
Give me a wuss.
299
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:29,470
Give me an E.
300
00:15:29,850 --> 00:15:30,850
What's that spell?
301
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,180
Come
302
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:48,790
on, let's start this race.
303
00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,410
Yeah, we got to win that fridge for Drew.
304
00:15:50,411 --> 00:15:52,730
You're going down, Donnie and Marie.
305
00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:57,266
Donnie and Marie are very good-looking and
solid entertainers.
306
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,410
I take that as a compliment.
307
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,430
Take that any way you want, because you're
going to lose.
308
00:16:01,690 --> 00:16:02,930
You don't want this bad enough.
309
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,550
Look who I've got as a partner.
310
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,090
I've got the devil's babysitter.
311
00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,570
Get ready, go!
312
00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:14,470
On Hoover!
313
00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,030
On Eureka!
314
00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:16,690
On Horace!
315
00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,910
On Pickles!
316
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,290
Hey, doofus twins!
317
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,250
Look over there!
318
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:21,190
It's a rainbow!
319
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:23,030
Yeah, I love rainbows.
320
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,230
Hey, don't distract me.
321
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:26,950
We're slowing down.
322
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,206
We've got bigger problems than that.
323
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:28,750
Look up ahead.
324
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:29,630
Oh, my God!
325
00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:30,970
Penny!
326
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,020
Okay,
327
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,186
so we're turning with me this fridge,
right?
328
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:46,370
So I've got to do a step aside, let me score
a goal, and hey, dinner's on me tonight.
329
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,130
First, I'm going to beat you.
330
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,466
Then I'm going to humiliate you.
331
00:16:49,490 --> 00:16:50,610
Then I'm going to rub it in.
332
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:52,990
Hey, Lewis, we've got a problem here,
man.
333
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,590
I'm the meanest, angriest, toughest woman
named Pinky.
334
00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:59,966
You're ever going to cross paths with...
Hey, hey, Lewis, you're stuck on high.
335
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:00,990
Who's going to beat you?
336
00:17:01,610 --> 00:17:02,610
Pinky!
337
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,730
Say it!
338
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:04,850
Say it!
339
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:05,810
Say it!
340
00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:07,090
Thank you, honey.
341
00:17:07,290 --> 00:17:07,770
Drew's our friend.
342
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:09,450
Remember how we treat our friends?
343
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,650
Uh-huh.
344
00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,170
Are you okay?
345
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,510
I think I broke something.
346
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:19,250
Oh, my God.
347
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:19,690
Don't move.
348
00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:20,370
Don't move.
349
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:21,970
Drew, can you hear me?
350
00:17:22,190 --> 00:17:23,190
Yes.
351
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:23,990
You're out.
352
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:25,410
You lose.
353
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:25,910
We're great.
354
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:26,970
You suck.
355
00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:27,950
Go, po.
356
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:29,330
Don't cry.
357
00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:30,470
Kiss this.
358
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:31,510
Get back.
359
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,970
Couple, the winner gets the beautiful
Aurora 6000 refrigerator.
360
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,650
Contestants, are you ready?
361
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,490
Unbalance your loads.
362
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,370
I'm unbalanced, Chip.
363
00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:47,030
This washer's ready to creep, Chip.
364
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:49,310
Go!
365
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,570
Hey, Ichabod, is this the best you've got?
366
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,890
I could beat you in one hand behind my
back.
367
00:17:55,070 --> 00:17:55,390
Oh, yeah?
368
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:56,570
Prove it.
369
00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,030
Okay, put the other hand back on.
370
00:17:59,150 --> 00:18:00,150
This is embarrassing.
371
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:00,890
Come on, Lewis.
372
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,350
Get your spindly, bony body into it.
373
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,110
Do something, Mimi.
374
00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,370
I'm running out of clothes!
375
00:18:16,290 --> 00:18:16,930
We're all right.
376
00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:17,390
That's it.
377
00:18:17,610 --> 00:18:18,410
Discovery left the beat.
378
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:19,530
We got the refrigerator.
379
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,850
The winner is out.
380
00:18:20,870 --> 00:18:21,870
Hold it!
381
00:18:22,530 --> 00:18:24,010
You didn't beat me, Mimi.
382
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:27,230
Wasn't that why you came here?
383
00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,210
To beat me?
384
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:32,810
No, I came for the other big thing that
holds a lot of food.
385
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:35,870
Come on, what are you, scared?
386
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,110
Hey, everybody!
387
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,370
Mimi's scared.
388
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:41,750
My guy with a sprained wrist and a crutch.
389
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:42,990
I ain't scared.
390
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:43,890
Oh, yeah?
391
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,186
What's that new mascara you're wearing?
392
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:45,650
What's that color?
393
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:46,830
I think it's yellow.
394
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:47,450
All right.
395
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:48,090
That's it.
396
00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,330
You and me.
397
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,490
Winner takes the fridge.
398
00:18:50,770 --> 00:18:52,870
Loser goes home to Drew's life.
399
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,850
That's scary if I told you I didn't eat
this crutch.
400
00:18:56,610 --> 00:18:56,870
No.
401
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:58,490
Give me the crutch back.
402
00:18:58,650 --> 00:19:02,890
All right, Chip, call it.
403
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:03,891
I
404
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:14,690
never gave you a raise.
405
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:17,030
Every teacher said you'd never amount to
nothing.
406
00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,550
Every blind day to which the bathroomer
never came back.
407
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:21,810
That's a lot of people.
408
00:19:25,150 --> 00:19:26,150
Yes!
409
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,190
Didn't think you could dent a
refrigerator.
410
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,966
Didn't think you could dent a
refrigerator.
411
00:19:29,990 --> 00:19:31,470
Didn't you sell it to us, Chief Chip?
412
00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:32,210
Yeah, yeah.
413
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,010
Look, here's 50 bucks.
414
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,570
Think you could report it stolen?
415
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,270
Can't steal a refrigerator that's never
been here.
416
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,370
Hey, Drew's got a fridge.
417
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,390
Let's tell him before he loses
consciousness.
418
00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:48,030
You know, that other refrigerator was kind
of vulgar.
419
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,010
This is all I really need.
420
00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:53,310
That has a kind of quiet sophistication.
421
00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:53,990
Yeah.
422
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:57,530
Too bad those delivery guys deaded it when
they were moving it in the door.
423
00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:58,810
Yeah.
424
00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:02,070
Hey, did I really win the consolation
prize for bravest little soldier?
425
00:20:02,690 --> 00:20:03,690
That's a story.
426
00:20:06,210 --> 00:20:07,670
Now, how about some TV?
427
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,330
Hey, great.
428
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:10,706
You know, the Cavs are playing tonight.
429
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:11,570
It should be a pretty good game.
430
00:20:11,571 --> 00:20:12,571
Yeah.
431
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:17,250
Cut it.
432
00:20:21,490 --> 00:20:22,490
Timmy!
433
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,910
Man, I hate being into his dreams.
434
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,530
I got a real bad feeling about this one.
435
00:20:43,490 --> 00:20:44,890
Is the gorilla here this time?
436
00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:45,530
Yeah, no.
437
00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,490
No, but I saw Christy McNichol back there.
438
00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:49,090
He's still hanging on to that one,
huh?
439
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,670
Yeah, I really don't feel good about this
one.
440
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,070
Hold the phone.
441
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,770
This dream's starting to look up.
442
00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:01,430
Hey, guys.
443
00:21:01,790 --> 00:21:03,110
Want to play some touch football?
444
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:06,130
Yeah!
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