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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,372 --> 00:00:51,572 Yeah he-he! 2 00:00:52,772 --> 00:00:54,772 Them Changes 3 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:12,572 ♪ Well, my mind is goin' through them changes ♪ 4 00:01:13,872 --> 00:01:16,672 ♪ I feel just like committin' a crime ♪ 5 00:01:18,372 --> 00:01:21,472 ♪ Every time you see me goin' somewhere ♪ 6 00:01:22,472 --> 00:01:25,472 ♪ I know I'm goin' out of my mind, yeah ♪ 7 00:01:26,672 --> 00:01:30,072 ♪ Oh, my baby, she left me the other day ♪ 8 00:01:31,072 --> 00:01:33,472 ♪ And we were having a lot of fun ♪ 9 00:01:35,772 --> 00:01:38,372 ♪ Oh, she know I just loved her so ♪ 10 00:01:39,272 --> 00:01:42,772 ♪ And that's the reason why she had to run ♪ 11 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,672 ♪ It's all right ♪ 12 00:01:46,772 --> 00:01:48,872 ♪ Girl, you're all I need ♪ 13 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:50,872 ♪ It's all right ♪ 14 00:01:50,972 --> 00:01:52,472 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 15 00:01:55,072 --> 00:01:56,172 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 16 00:01:59,572 --> 00:02:02,672 ♪ Well, my mind is goin' through so many changes ♪ 17 00:02:04,872 --> 00:02:06,872 ♪ I'm goin' right out of my mind ♪ 18 00:02:09,772 --> 00:02:12,172 ♪ Every time you see me goin' somewhere ♪ 19 00:02:13,272 --> 00:02:15,372 ♪ I could commit a big ol' crime ♪ 20 00:02:15,472 --> 00:02:19,772 I-I-I mean, rules are like... arbitrary, you know. 21 00:02:19,972 --> 00:02:23,872 Made up for people who believe in fairy tales like... 22 00:02:23,972 --> 00:02:26,272 you know, like... like Santa Claus. 23 00:02:27,672 --> 00:02:29,572 Hey, but not us, right? 24 00:02:29,672 --> 00:02:31,672 I mean, we know what's important. 25 00:02:32,872 --> 00:02:35,372 There's a war going on, man. 26 00:02:35,472 --> 00:02:37,472 A war! 27 00:02:37,572 --> 00:02:39,272 Ain't that a bitch? 28 00:02:40,872 --> 00:02:42,872 I just graduated today, man. 29 00:02:44,472 --> 00:02:46,372 With honours. 30 00:02:46,572 --> 00:02:48,672 Got my degree in... in pharmacology. 31 00:02:49,672 --> 00:02:51,672 I'm licensed. 32 00:02:53,272 --> 00:02:58,472 Look, if you write me up on this drug charge, I won't be able to practise. 33 00:02:58,572 --> 00:03:02,172 So what we're talking about here is... is my life. 34 00:03:03,272 --> 00:03:04,572 The rest of it. 35 00:03:38,672 --> 00:03:41,472 The '60s are over,... man. 36 00:03:52,772 --> 00:03:54,572 Shamrocks And Shenanigans 37 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:56,472 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 38 00:03:57,372 --> 00:03:59,572 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 39 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,572 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 40 00:04:01,672 --> 00:04:04,672 ♪ I kicks the flava like Stephen King writes horror ♪ 41 00:04:04,772 --> 00:04:07,072 ♪ If I was a Jew, then I'd light a menorah ♪ 42 00:04:07,172 --> 00:04:09,172 ♪ I got rhymes for ya, excuse me, señora ♪ 43 00:04:09,272 --> 00:04:11,272 ♪ Are you a whore, or are you a lady? ♪ 44 00:04:11,372 --> 00:04:13,872 ♪ Is it Erica Boyare or Marcia Brady? ♪ 45 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:16,248 ♪ Let me know, hon, the deed'll get done ♪ 46 00:04:16,272 --> 00:04:19,172 ♪ Just assume the position, I'll take my rod and then I'll go fishin' ♪ 47 00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:20,348 ♪ I'll get your river flowin' ♪ 48 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:22,548 ♪ I'm always in the know when it comes to givin' pleasure ♪ 49 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:24,672 ♪ I'm every woman's treasure ♪ 50 00:04:24,772 --> 00:04:26,772 ♪ The cartoon boom sha lock lock ♪ 51 00:04:26,972 --> 00:04:28,272 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 52 00:04:28,472 --> 00:04:30,272 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 53 00:04:30,872 --> 00:04:32,172 ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 54 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,272 ♪ All right! ♪ ♪ Boom sha lock lock boom! ♪ 55 00:04:35,372 --> 00:04:38,072 ♪ Breaker, breaker, here comes the caper ♪ 56 00:04:51,272 --> 00:04:53,572 HEADRILLAZ feat BLADE: Getcha Ass Up 57 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:56,672 ♪ Blade ♪ 58 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,272 ♪ Body bag ♪ 59 00:04:59,472 --> 00:05:04,272 Jody and Nick, you have come together in this church so that the Lord may seal... 60 00:05:14,472 --> 00:05:16,672 ♪ Yo! You gotta take it like I give it ♪ 61 00:05:16,772 --> 00:05:18,072 ♪ I'll write it how I see it ♪ 62 00:05:18,272 --> 00:05:19,772 ♪ I been livin' ♪ 63 00:05:19,872 --> 00:05:21,172 ♪ Been places you couldn't be ♪ 64 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:23,248 ♪ Took the road less-travelled, ♪ ♪ I dabbled in weight ♪ 65 00:05:23,272 --> 00:05:26,372 ♪ Learned the art of Wu, like, trust me, dabbled in hate ♪ 66 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:28,172 ♪ Now everybody hit the ground... ♪ 67 00:05:33,472 --> 00:05:38,172 Is it true this is the biggest deal you've cut with the FBI? 68 00:05:59,972 --> 00:06:02,372 I now pronounce you man and wife. 69 00:06:25,772 --> 00:06:29,572 Aren't you supposed to be in court? 70 00:06:29,672 --> 00:06:33,172 Case adjourned. They just seemed to run fresh out of witnesses. 71 00:06:34,672 --> 00:06:38,272 Ah, frees up The Lizard for his other business. 72 00:06:38,372 --> 00:06:43,172 100 large has been deducted from your account as promised 73 00:06:43,272 --> 00:06:46,572 Can The Lizard offer a suggestion on how she can er... 74 00:06:48,272 --> 00:06:49,872 ..work off the rest of her debt? 75 00:06:49,972 --> 00:06:52,372 The Lizard may not. 76 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:11,872 Go. 77 00:07:11,972 --> 00:07:14,872 Believe me, you'll thank me later. Let's go. 78 00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:17,372 No more free meals. Let's go. 79 00:07:32,472 --> 00:07:34,572 Christ! It's like a reptile house in here. 80 00:07:38,072 --> 00:07:39,772 Fuck off! 81 00:07:56,872 --> 00:07:58,872 Ah. Mix-Master. 82 00:07:59,972 --> 00:08:03,172 To our star chemist, gentlemen. Elmo McElroy. 83 00:08:06,472 --> 00:08:08,672 Where's Durant? 84 00:08:10,872 --> 00:08:13,172 I see five. I don't see the Brit. 85 00:08:13,272 --> 00:08:15,472 Where the fuck is he at? 86 00:08:15,572 --> 00:08:17,172 He said he'd be here. 87 00:08:17,272 --> 00:08:20,072 Limey faggot needs a lesson in manners. 88 00:08:20,272 --> 00:08:21,672 Fuck Durarnt 89 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:24,072 Just tell us about this new wonder drug. 90 00:08:24,272 --> 00:08:25,972 Get your master chemist in here. 91 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:27,172 OK. 92 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:28,872 Konokko, fetch him. 93 00:08:28,972 --> 00:08:30,672 Fetch The Lizard? s Elmo 94 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:34,072 ♪ Let me tell you 'bout what I love in Gina ♪ 95 00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:36,872 ♪ Love is like no other, couldn't get in between her ♪ 96 00:08:38,072 --> 00:08:39,948 ♪ Always stay fly, man, I wish that you'd seen her ♪ 97 00:08:39,972 --> 00:08:42,172 ♪ Said they had a scheme but nobody believed her ♪ 98 00:08:42,272 --> 00:08:44,472 ♪ No real job cos she stay in the streets ♪ 99 00:08:44,572 --> 00:08:46,872 ♪ Gina did nails but her love made beats ♪ 100 00:08:46,972 --> 00:08:49,472 ♪ When they wanna eat, they just walk in the store ♪ 101 00:08:49,672 --> 00:08:52,372 ♪ They took what they wanted, man, the illest you saw ♪ 102 00:08:52,472 --> 00:08:54,472 ♪ Come on, take the money and run ♪ 103 00:08:57,072 --> 00:09:00,072 ♪ Come on, take the money and run ♪ 104 00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:01,872 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 105 00:09:03,072 --> 00:09:05,072 ♪ Come on, take the money and run ♪ 106 00:09:05,272 --> 00:09:07,272 ♪ That's what I say ♪ 107 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,372 ♪ Come on, take the money and run ♪ 108 00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:19,972 No Durant... 109 00:09:20,072 --> 00:09:22,072 no McElroy. 110 00:09:23,672 --> 00:09:26,072 Maybe he went out for something. 111 00:09:28,072 --> 00:09:31,572 Nobody goes out for something on deal day! 112 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:35,772 Now, stop your whining, get up off your ass and go find him! 113 00:09:35,872 --> 00:09:36,972 Now! 114 00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:38,772 Argh! 115 00:09:43,272 --> 00:09:45,072 Just give me a moment 116 00:09:53,972 --> 00:09:57,772 This s Elmo McEroy's phone He's not home 117 00:09:57,872 --> 00:10:00,672 You know what to do you know when to do it 118 00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:02,272 Bye 119 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,272 Tasty Drops? 120 00:10:13,272 --> 00:10:16,172 He fucked me! I'm truly ass-invaded! 121 00:10:36,072 --> 00:10:38,072 You have one new message 122 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,872 He fucked me I'm truly ass-invaded! 123 00:10:48,072 --> 00:10:50,072 Rest in peace... 124 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,672 ..motherfucker. 125 00:10:57,872 --> 00:10:59,872 Good Fortune 126 00:11:05,372 --> 00:11:07,772 ♪ Threw my bad fortune off the top of... ♪ 127 00:11:13,772 --> 00:11:15,372 You're going home Dakota 128 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:17,772 - I'm going to Vegas. - You listen to me 129 00:11:19,372 --> 00:11:21,572 There's this limey asshole in Liverpool 130 00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:23,972 named Durarnt 131 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:27,372 He was supposed to show up for this little deal we had going on today. 132 00:11:27,472 --> 00:11:28,672 He didn't show up. 133 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,372 The Lizard thinks he stoke his Elmo 134 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:34,072 I'm not going back. I don't care how much I owe you. 135 00:11:34,172 --> 00:11:35,372 Listen to me Dakota 136 00:11:35,472 --> 00:11:39,072 I want this limey motherfucker Durant off the fucking planet 137 00:11:39,172 --> 00:11:43,072 and I want fucking Elmo fucking McElroy 138 00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:46,472 - off the fucking planet! - Did you hear what just sad? 139 00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,472 That place has nothing to offer me. 140 00:11:48,572 --> 00:11:49,972 The Lizard... 141 00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:55,172 ..will wipe your marker clean. 142 00:11:59,872 --> 00:12:02,072 Plus a bonus 100.000 143 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:05,272 if the job is done in 48 hours. 144 00:12:05,372 --> 00:12:09,172 And after that, there is nothing to stop you 145 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:13,072 from turning right around and leaving again. 146 00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:15,972 250. 147 00:12:16,072 --> 00:12:18,872 Get it done. 148 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,972 It's done. 149 00:12:25,372 --> 00:12:27,372 Shite! 150 00:12:41,972 --> 00:12:44,872 Would like to extend a very warm welcome to each of you 151 00:12:45,072 --> 00:12:48,472 on behalf of all the crew on this Virgin Atlantic flight 152 00:12:48,672 --> 00:12:50,472 Please store carry-on baggage 153 00:12:50,672 --> 00:12:52,672 Can I show you to your seat, sir? 154 00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:42,172 Spit it out. Spit it out now! 155 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,772 Tommy? 156 00:14:50,172 --> 00:14:52,272 What? 157 00:14:55,572 --> 00:14:56,772 What? 158 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,972 Fuckn' Yanks 159 00:15:08,072 --> 00:15:12,872 The trouble with the fuckin' Yanks is, they've no fuckin' sense. 160 00:15:12,972 --> 00:15:14,772 Had some dick in Los Angeles 161 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,472 actually ask me where I learnt English. 162 00:15:17,572 --> 00:15:18,872 English? Fuck! 163 00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:21,072 Do you have a problem with America, Felix? 164 00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:26,972 Oh, yeah. I've got one great big, fat, swollen fucker of a problem with America, twat! 165 00:15:27,072 --> 00:15:29,972 Listen to this. I'm in fuckin' Florida, right? 166 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,672 This Southern prat comes up and he's like er... 167 00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:38,172 "Hey, England's small. You must know that John fuckin' Smith guy, right?" 168 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,472 - Fuckin' Smith! 169 00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:43,672 I'm like: Oh, yeah, yeah, mate, that's right. John Smith. 170 00:15:43,772 --> 00:15:47,272 Yeah, I do know him but he doesn't come from England, mate. 171 00:15:47,372 --> 00:15:49,372 No, he comes from fuckin' 172 00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:50,972 Pricksville, USA! 173 00:15:55,672 --> 00:15:59,372 - You going to answer the fuckin' phone or what? - It's just my wife. 174 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:04,772 Now, when Mr. McElroy joins us, I'd be pleased if you kept your opinions to yourself. 175 00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:09,672 This particular Yank is not a travelling salesman. He's a genius, hmm? 176 00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:11,772 Who is this cunt? 177 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:19,572 So I said to Mr. Durant, I said, "Mr. Durant, we go and meet this fuckin' Yank McElroy, 178 00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:21,772 bring him to the deal and that's it." 179 00:16:21,872 --> 00:16:25,072 None of this fuckin' conversation-and-coffee bollocks. 180 00:16:25,272 --> 00:16:27,772 None of this asking him how the Tampa Bay 'Eers are doing. 181 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:29,572 No, I said, "Fuck him. 182 00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:33,472 I bring him to the deal, I get my fuckin' tickets and I'm off. That's it." 183 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,472 - Take a left up here - There's no time for this. 184 00:16:38,572 --> 00:16:39,972 Take a fuckin' left! 185 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:57,272 Felix! Felix, listen! 186 00:16:57,472 --> 00:16:59,472 This is a totally new chemical. 187 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:02,572 Once we have the formula, we could make this stuff in a kitchen. 188 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:04,072 We don't even need Durant. 189 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,472 Look. You see that? 190 00:17:09,572 --> 00:17:13,172 That's tomorrow. Blokes are shagging their mothers-in-law to get a ticket 191 00:17:13,272 --> 00:17:15,172 and I'm getting two from Mr. Durant. 192 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:18,472 So unless you can shite out a couple of tickets on the spot, 193 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,572 I suggest you shut the fuck up. 194 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,872 But this is a unique window of opportunity for you. 195 00:17:24,072 --> 00:17:27,372 - We are talking telephone numbers! - Ah, enough. Take care of him. 196 00:17:27,472 --> 00:17:29,172 He's getting on my fuckn' tits 197 00:17:29,372 --> 00:17:30,972 We're going to be ate boss 198 00:17:31,072 --> 00:17:33,472 Fuck the Yank. Let him wait. 199 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:37,272 When you walk... 200 00:17:37,872 --> 00:17:40,272 Through a storm 201 00:17:40,472 --> 00:17:44,272 Hold your head up high 202 00:17:45,372 --> 00:17:48,772 Glory, glory, Man United 203 00:17:48,972 --> 00:17:51,972 Glory, glory, Man United 204 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:55,172 Glory, glory, Man United 205 00:17:55,372 --> 00:17:58,472 And the Reds go marching on, on, on! 206 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,172 Boys and girls of Manchester! 207 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:08,372 - Just popped over from er... Liverpool... - Fuckin' wanker! 208 00:18:08,472 --> 00:18:10,772 ..to invite you to a game of footy tomorrow. 209 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,572 What the fuckin' hell's that, you twat? 210 00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:15,772 But I'm fuckin' fucked if you pricks are going to win it. 211 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:19,872 Come on, then, mate. Keep up the spirit. 212 00:18:23,372 --> 00:18:25,472 Someone get that fucking thing out! 213 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,672 Young man, get off the bloody green! 214 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:39,572 - Where the fuck have you been? - Round the block. 215 00:18:39,672 --> 00:18:41,072 Drive, quick! 216 00:18:50,972 --> 00:18:53,272 Let's go meet the Yankee Muppet. 217 00:18:54,772 --> 00:18:58,372 Where's Lawrence? Where's he gone? We're late. 218 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,172 - Well, he's... - You left him at the pub. Twat! 219 00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:02,872 - But you said... - Go back. 220 00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,872 Go back and get him. 221 00:19:18,572 --> 00:19:20,372 Look at this wanker. 222 00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:22,472 - Prick! - Go on. 223 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:37,072 Lawrence says, right, he's going to be carrying... 224 00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,572 ..a load of drugs, right? 225 00:19:40,672 --> 00:19:43,072 We do him. Job done. 226 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,672 OK? 227 00:19:44,872 --> 00:19:49,972 I'm not having some fuckin' nig-nog... put us out of business, right? 228 00:19:50,072 --> 00:19:52,072 Hey! 229 00:19:52,172 --> 00:19:54,572 Watch it! You're pissin' on my fuckin' boots! 230 00:19:54,672 --> 00:19:56,472 - What about Felix DeSouza? - Fuck him. 231 00:19:56,672 --> 00:19:57,672 He's a rabid dog. 232 00:19:57,872 --> 00:20:00,072 Is he? Well, fuck him! 233 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,972 Fuck him! Leave it to me! 234 00:20:03,072 --> 00:20:05,872 I'll rip out his fuckin' liver. One shot. Va-voom! 235 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:09,572 Yeah? No problem. 236 00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,672 No problem. 237 00:20:15,972 --> 00:20:17,272 Hey! 238 00:20:19,772 --> 00:20:22,772 Hey! Felix DeSouza. 239 00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,672 Just the wanker I wanted to deal with. 240 00:20:24,772 --> 00:20:26,772 Deal with this. 241 00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:35,072 What a fuckin' day. 242 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:37,572 Arthur. Come in, Arthur. Over. 243 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,872 Why don't you try the big fat button, Arthur? 244 00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:44,272 Yes, sir. 245 00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:48,072 Now, we are looking for a large black gentleman wearing a dress. 246 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:51,272 That's what Lawrence said. It should be easy. Over. 247 00:20:51,372 --> 00:20:54,472 Yeah, and we want Customs to pull him over, right? 248 00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:59,172 Wrong. We want Customs to let him through and you follow him. Over. 249 00:20:59,272 --> 00:21:01,272 - Utter nutbag. - Right. Over. 250 00:21:18,872 --> 00:21:20,772 What now? 251 00:21:20,872 --> 00:21:23,472 Follow them all. Over. 252 00:21:39,572 --> 00:21:42,772 - Madam, if you'd like to come this way. - No. I've got to go. 253 00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:50,372 Have you finished? 254 00:21:50,472 --> 00:21:54,072 Not quite miss we need to look at your shoulder bag 255 00:22:07,172 --> 00:22:09,172 Welcome to England. 256 00:22:09,372 --> 00:22:12,872 Actually, that makes me out to be a bit of a liar, cos let's face it, pal, 257 00:22:12,972 --> 00:22:15,472 you're about as welcome as a dose of the clap. 258 00:22:15,672 --> 00:22:17,272 But it's always nice to be nice. 259 00:22:17,372 --> 00:22:19,572 - Who the hell are you? - Felix DeSouza. 260 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,472 Mr. Durant sent me. 261 00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:24,172 - I asked for a chemist. Where's Lawrence? - In the car. 262 00:22:24,272 --> 00:22:26,572 - He should be here. - I should give a shit. 263 00:22:26,772 --> 00:22:28,772 To me, you're just a ticket to the game. 264 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,772 Where's the chemist? 265 00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:41,572 Where's Lawrence? 266 00:22:43,272 --> 00:22:44,872 You heard him. Where's Lawrence? 267 00:22:46,572 --> 00:22:49,172 Put these in the truck. Get Durant on the phone. 268 00:22:51,472 --> 00:22:54,372 Put these fucking sticks in the boot. 269 00:22:57,672 --> 00:22:58,872 Aaah! 270 00:23:00,472 --> 00:23:02,172 - What's that? - It's Lawrence. 271 00:23:02,272 --> 00:23:04,572 I can see it's fucking Lawrence. What happened? 272 00:23:04,672 --> 00:23:06,872 - You told me to take care of him. - Oh, shit. 273 00:23:06,972 --> 00:23:10,472 I meant to take care of him, not fucking take care of him. 274 00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:12,472 Shit. 275 00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:14,872 Shit. 276 00:23:17,072 --> 00:23:18,472 Shit! 277 00:23:18,572 --> 00:23:20,272 Shut the fucking thing, will you? 278 00:23:28,772 --> 00:23:30,672 Fuck... 279 00:23:30,772 --> 00:23:33,572 Get Durant on the fucking phone, right fucking now! 280 00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:44,672 Where's my motherfucking chemist?! 281 00:23:44,772 --> 00:23:47,572 - Lawrence? He should be in the car. - Should be?! 282 00:23:47,672 --> 00:23:49,472 What kind of fuck-up is this Durarnt? 283 00:23:49,572 --> 00:23:52,672 Look, we deal today, or I go to the competition. 284 00:23:52,772 --> 00:23:54,672 Look, let me speak to DeSouza. 285 00:23:54,772 --> 00:23:56,472 DeSouza? DeSouza? 286 00:23:56,572 --> 00:23:59,572 Look, boss, it wasn't my fault. 287 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,472 Besides, he was fucking irritating. 288 00:24:01,572 --> 00:24:04,672 Right now, I couldn't give a gnat's chuff. You twat! 289 00:24:04,772 --> 00:24:06,472 You just make sure McElroy gets here. 290 00:24:06,672 --> 00:24:08,772 Where's my fucking chemist?! 291 00:24:08,872 --> 00:24:11,672 - Think we need a new chemist Mr. Durarnt - I know. I know. 292 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:13,872 I can fucking hear him, can't I? 293 00:24:13,972 --> 00:24:16,172 Tell him I'm going to get a hold of er... 294 00:24:16,272 --> 00:24:18,272 Pudsey Smith, OK? 295 00:24:18,472 --> 00:24:22,072 Yeah. I am not buying aspirin for a fucking arm and a leg. 296 00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,772 He's getting Pudsey Smith. 297 00:24:23,872 --> 00:24:25,872 - Who? - He's a deaf-mute. 298 00:24:25,972 --> 00:24:27,772 Stall him. Just stall him. 299 00:24:27,872 --> 00:24:30,872 You keep that Yankee cunt happy. And alive. 300 00:24:30,972 --> 00:24:33,272 All right, boss. Yeah. 301 00:24:36,672 --> 00:24:39,072 Oh! You fucking twat! 302 00:24:42,672 --> 00:24:45,672 What's the plan, then? Freshen up? 303 00:24:45,772 --> 00:24:49,972 Massage? Maybe you fancy a bucket of fried fucking chicken. 304 00:24:50,172 --> 00:24:52,272 If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris. 305 00:24:52,372 --> 00:24:54,472 You can still go to France. It's not too far. 306 00:24:54,572 --> 00:24:58,072 It's full of pricks and they hate fucking Yanks too. Do you fancy a bite? 307 00:24:58,172 --> 00:25:00,372 Yeah. All right. 308 00:25:10,372 --> 00:25:12,172 Hello, stranger! 309 00:25:14,772 --> 00:25:17,672 Said hello to lover boy yet? 310 00:25:17,772 --> 00:25:20,872 Iki, I'm in a hurry. 311 00:25:20,972 --> 00:25:23,372 Can we get on with it? 312 00:25:31,372 --> 00:25:35,072 Ruger mini-14, 223 calibre. 313 00:25:35,172 --> 00:25:37,172 It comes in a fetching chrome. 314 00:25:39,072 --> 00:25:41,072 20 rounds per banana. 315 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:45,572 Unless the elite and snazzy Iki special takes your fancy, extending your capacity to 40. 316 00:25:45,672 --> 00:25:48,872 - We've got a Czechoslovakian... - CZ 83, I'll take one. 317 00:25:48,972 --> 00:25:50,372 Oh... 318 00:25:50,572 --> 00:25:53,272 Well, that's young Felix's weapon of choice, isn't it? 319 00:25:53,372 --> 00:25:55,472 Now, there's a trip down memory lane. 320 00:25:55,672 --> 00:25:58,172 I'm partial to a bit of sentiment, me. 321 00:25:58,272 --> 00:26:01,072 I've heard things, you know. He misses you. 322 00:26:02,672 --> 00:26:04,172 So, what are you going to take? 323 00:26:04,372 --> 00:26:08,772 I'll take the Baretta, the CZ, an ankle holster, add the mini-14 and I'm done. 324 00:26:08,872 --> 00:26:11,372 - I want to get in and out fast. - Don't we all? 325 00:26:11,472 --> 00:26:14,172 Does Durant still do his deals at the Port Hotel? 326 00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,772 Silly lad. It'll be his undoing, one of these days. 327 00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:20,272 But what do you expect from a fella who gets his arse waxed every month? 328 00:26:20,372 --> 00:26:23,872 I forgot what a circus this place is. 329 00:26:23,972 --> 00:26:25,572 Funny, that. 330 00:26:25,672 --> 00:26:29,772 I never did much like the circus. All that poking your head in a lion's mouth shite. 331 00:26:29,872 --> 00:26:33,172 Bring on the horses! Get 'em rogering the dancing girls! 332 00:26:33,272 --> 00:26:35,272 That's a circus. 333 00:26:36,372 --> 00:26:37,972 These... and these 334 00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:39,772 are on the house. 335 00:26:41,572 --> 00:26:44,072 Welcome home,... Dawn. 336 00:26:54,372 --> 00:26:56,272 - There you go, mate. - Thanks, mate. 337 00:26:56,372 --> 00:26:57,972 Ta. 338 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:09,772 What the fuck did they do to this fish? Batter it to death? 339 00:27:09,872 --> 00:27:12,072 Fish and chips. The national dish, mate. 340 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,872 More like a national disaster. 341 00:27:14,972 --> 00:27:17,872 ♪ I said you don't really wanna go, I can tell 342 00:27:18,072 --> 00:27:19,672 ♪ But I'm gonna take you anyway ♪ 343 00:27:19,772 --> 00:27:21,172 ♪ What the hell? ♪ 344 00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,962 ♪ So come on, get on in the ride ♪ 345 00:27:23,972 --> 00:27:26,272 ♪ And let me take you to the other side ♪ 346 00:27:27,472 --> 00:27:29,872 ♪ You don't really wanna go, I can tell ♪ 347 00:27:29,972 --> 00:27:31,572 ♪ But I'm gonna take you anyway ♪ 348 00:27:31,672 --> 00:27:33,472 ♪ What the hell? ♪ 349 00:27:33,572 --> 00:27:35,772 ♪ So come on, get on in the ride ♪ 350 00:27:35,872 --> 00:27:38,772 ♪ And let me take you to the other side ♪ 351 00:27:38,872 --> 00:27:40,972 ♪ I heard you even got a child now ♪ 352 00:27:41,072 --> 00:27:42,072 ♪ Look at that ♪ 353 00:27:42,172 --> 00:27:43,672 ♪ A baby momma and a bow-wow... ♪ 354 00:27:48,772 --> 00:27:50,172 Keys. 355 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,272 Twat. 356 00:27:54,372 --> 00:27:56,372 Come on. 357 00:28:00,072 --> 00:28:02,072 So, er... 358 00:28:02,172 --> 00:28:04,872 How much are they paying you to wear that skirt? 359 00:28:12,272 --> 00:28:14,272 Fag? 360 00:28:17,672 --> 00:28:19,672 No, motherfucker. 361 00:28:37,372 --> 00:28:40,172 Ah, Mr. McElroy! 362 00:28:40,272 --> 00:28:42,672 That's daring, but very dashing attire. 363 00:28:42,772 --> 00:28:44,472 Let's stick to the business in hand. 364 00:28:45,272 --> 00:28:48,372 Hey, come on! Mr. McElroy's a guest of ours. 365 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,472 OK boys Guns on the table please 366 00:28:54,572 --> 00:28:55,572 Felix? 367 00:28:55,672 --> 00:28:58,072 I've delivered him. I'll have my tickets and be off. 368 00:28:58,172 --> 00:28:59,772 OK. Put your gun on the table. 369 00:28:59,872 --> 00:29:03,672 - Fuck. The game's tomorrow. - Put your fucking gun on the table, you gobshite! 370 00:29:05,272 --> 00:29:07,272 What? 371 00:29:07,372 --> 00:29:09,772 - So, who's the chemist? - This is Pudsey Smith. 372 00:29:09,972 --> 00:29:12,072 A first-class man. Qualified and everything. 373 00:29:13,372 --> 00:29:14,972 He can't talk. He's been shot. 374 00:29:24,372 --> 00:29:26,572 Felix, have you shit your pants, or something? 375 00:29:26,672 --> 00:29:28,672 Something doesn't feel right, Mr. Durant. 376 00:29:28,772 --> 00:29:32,772 I know. You're making me nervous, for fuck's sake! Sit on your hands, or something. 377 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:35,572 OK, Mr. McElroy, the ball's in your court. 378 00:29:46,172 --> 00:29:49,472 McELROY: MDMA utilises serotonin 379 00:29:49,572 --> 00:29:52,872 Opiates like heroin utilise dopamine 380 00:29:52,972 --> 00:29:56,572 Sort of like the same sensation you get after sex. 381 00:29:56,672 --> 00:29:59,072 Amphetamines increase adrenaline 382 00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:04,372 and cocaine gets those synapses in the brain firing really fast. 383 00:30:04,472 --> 00:30:08,672 My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine. 384 00:30:08,972 --> 00:30:12,072 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid 385 00:30:12,172 --> 00:30:15,072 and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. 386 00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:17,572 It's like a personal visit... 387 00:30:18,972 --> 00:30:20,572 ..from God. 388 00:30:22,172 --> 00:30:23,572 It's that good? 389 00:30:25,972 --> 00:30:28,672 The dog's bollocks. 390 00:30:50,172 --> 00:30:52,472 Felix DeSouza. 391 00:30:52,572 --> 00:30:55,072 - I count ten. - That's right. 392 00:30:55,272 --> 00:30:59,372 That's one million sterling, or 1... 1.6 million dollars. 393 00:30:59,572 --> 00:31:01,672 But that ain't what we agreed on, is it? 394 00:31:01,772 --> 00:31:04,572 You're 18.4 million dollars shy. 395 00:31:04,772 --> 00:31:08,472 And I don't care how you cut it, that's a whole lot shy. 396 00:31:08,572 --> 00:31:10,572 No... 397 00:31:10,672 --> 00:31:13,472 Mr. McElroy, what we have there is a goodwill gesture. 398 00:31:13,672 --> 00:31:15,172 A deposit. A down payment. 399 00:31:15,272 --> 00:31:17,872 One and a half million's not a bad start, is it? 400 00:31:17,972 --> 00:31:22,972 I need to do some research. I need to feed a few thousand to the kids, get some feedback. 401 00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:26,372 You don't think I can allow you to walk out of here with $20 million 402 00:31:26,472 --> 00:31:28,572 for a formula that only exists in your head? 403 00:31:28,672 --> 00:31:31,272 And all I get is what? 404 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:33,372 An ointment for toe jam. 405 00:31:35,172 --> 00:31:37,172 Uh-huh? 406 00:31:38,372 --> 00:31:39,772 - Market research. - Right. 407 00:31:39,872 --> 00:31:42,072 Profile customers, send out questionnaires. 408 00:31:46,672 --> 00:31:49,272 Get out the bloody way, Felix. 409 00:31:49,372 --> 00:31:54,972 I can dig that. But unless you've got what we agreed on, what the fuck am I doing here? 410 00:31:55,072 --> 00:31:57,372 Give me a call when you're ready to deal. 411 00:31:57,472 --> 00:31:59,972 I fucking knew it. 412 00:32:02,772 --> 00:32:04,572 Room service. 413 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:06,672 That old fuckin' chestnut. 414 00:32:07,972 --> 00:32:09,072 Aaargh! 415 00:32:10,272 --> 00:32:11,972 Hey hold it fellas! 416 00:32:12,072 --> 00:32:14,772 It's my sausage and flamin' mash! 417 00:32:14,872 --> 00:32:17,172 Ssh... 418 00:32:17,272 --> 00:32:20,372 Sorry, love. Sorry about that, pet. 419 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,472 It's just that er... 420 00:32:22,572 --> 00:32:24,472 my dad ran off with a room service maid. 421 00:32:24,572 --> 00:32:27,072 Things have never really been the same since. 422 00:32:28,272 --> 00:32:29,972 Bollocks. 423 00:32:36,072 --> 00:32:37,372 Now's not a good time. 424 00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:39,372 - Change of plan - What do you mean? 425 00:32:39,472 --> 00:32:41,072 I want McElroy kept alive. 426 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:42,772 I don't do alive, I do dead. 427 00:32:42,872 --> 00:32:44,472 It's a matter of $20 million 428 00:32:44,572 --> 00:32:46,272 in cash being vaporised, 429 00:32:46,472 --> 00:32:49,772 and it's a matter of a lot of anger being directed at The Lizard man. 430 00:32:49,872 --> 00:32:51,472 You now do alive. 431 00:32:51,572 --> 00:32:55,772 My future is inside McEroy's skull 432 00:32:55,872 --> 00:32:58,872 You waste anything and everybody that gets near him. 433 00:32:59,072 --> 00:33:01,772 You waste them, not him. 434 00:33:01,972 --> 00:33:05,072 His mind belongs to The Lizard 435 00:33:05,172 --> 00:33:06,972 Shit. 436 00:33:13,672 --> 00:33:15,472 Fucking hell! 437 00:33:18,672 --> 00:33:20,672 Shit, shit, shit! 438 00:33:28,372 --> 00:33:29,972 Arsehole. 439 00:33:32,172 --> 00:33:34,772 Let go, you double-crosser. Let go! They're mine! 440 00:33:35,272 --> 00:33:36,272 Oh! 441 00:33:48,572 --> 00:33:50,172 Oh, shit. 442 00:34:06,972 --> 00:34:08,772 Shit. 443 00:34:14,772 --> 00:34:16,772 Ow! Shit! 444 00:34:16,872 --> 00:34:19,472 I told you to get out of the way, Felix. 445 00:34:19,572 --> 00:34:21,572 - Fuck! I've been shot. - Where? 446 00:34:21,672 --> 00:34:23,572 In the fucking arse! 447 00:34:23,772 --> 00:34:25,972 Man, it's just a flesh wound. Come on. 448 00:34:26,072 --> 00:34:29,672 Flesh wound? Is that supposed to sound like a fuckin' good thing? 449 00:34:36,072 --> 00:34:38,372 Come on, dude. 450 00:34:40,672 --> 00:34:41,872 Oi, sooty. 451 00:34:42,072 --> 00:34:43,672 Sooty! 452 00:34:45,572 --> 00:34:46,972 Here. Take these. 453 00:34:58,672 --> 00:35:00,772 - Aaargh! - Oh, fuck! 454 00:35:00,972 --> 00:35:03,372 Fuckin' get him, boys. Come on! 455 00:35:08,372 --> 00:35:12,072 - Stay down, bitch. - Oi! You're not driving my car! 456 00:35:12,172 --> 00:35:13,372 Shit. 457 00:35:13,572 --> 00:35:15,372 Give me the fuckin' keys. Get in the car. 458 00:35:15,472 --> 00:35:16,572 Fuck! 459 00:35:24,972 --> 00:35:26,772 Aaargh! 460 00:35:30,172 --> 00:35:31,472 Fucking hell! 461 00:35:32,572 --> 00:35:35,172 Get your fat arse out of the flamin' car. Check the hotel. 462 00:35:35,272 --> 00:35:38,072 Put me in the picture. What the fuck happened back there? 463 00:35:38,272 --> 00:35:40,172 I just got shot in the fucking arse 464 00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:43,272 - is what happened! - This is not how we do fuckin' business. 465 00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:45,972 - Just get out of the fucking car! - All right. All right. 466 00:35:46,072 --> 00:35:47,072 Oh, fuck! 467 00:35:52,572 --> 00:35:54,872 What the fuck are you doing? 468 00:35:54,972 --> 00:35:56,672 Woah... 469 00:35:58,372 --> 00:35:59,872 Just take a fucking left! 470 00:36:09,572 --> 00:36:11,272 - Get off the pavement! - Shit. 471 00:36:11,372 --> 00:36:13,672 Watch out! 472 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:15,772 Fuck! 473 00:36:17,472 --> 00:36:19,472 - Which fucking way? - Right. Right. 474 00:36:24,872 --> 00:36:27,272 - Come on! - Aargh. Christ! 475 00:36:28,372 --> 00:36:29,372 Hey 476 00:36:41,072 --> 00:36:43,472 - The traffic's coming from the right. - I got it. 477 00:36:48,672 --> 00:36:50,372 Fuck! 478 00:36:54,572 --> 00:36:56,572 You! Out of my fuckin' way! 479 00:37:06,372 --> 00:37:08,072 - Oh, bollocks. - The dog's bollocks? 480 00:37:08,972 --> 00:37:10,472 No. Just plain fucking bollocks. 481 00:37:10,672 --> 00:37:12,072 - No dogs involved? - No! 482 00:37:12,972 --> 00:37:14,672 Watch out! Watch out! 483 00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:20,172 You'll kill the fucking car! 484 00:37:25,772 --> 00:37:28,072 Fuck. 485 00:37:29,472 --> 00:37:31,372 Oh! Fuck. 486 00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:40,572 Hello? 487 00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:55,572 So, let me get this straight. 488 00:37:55,672 --> 00:37:58,972 "Bollocks" is bad, whereas "the dog's bollocks" is good, huh? 489 00:37:59,172 --> 00:38:00,872 Yeah. 490 00:38:03,872 --> 00:38:05,372 Oh, bollocks. 491 00:38:12,172 --> 00:38:13,872 Gotcha. 492 00:38:26,272 --> 00:38:28,572 Come on, then! 493 00:38:28,672 --> 00:38:29,672 Come on! 494 00:38:30,972 --> 00:38:35,872 Aaa-aargh! 495 00:38:38,972 --> 00:38:41,872 - Stop. - God. Fucking Yanks. 496 00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:43,172 Come on! 497 00:38:48,572 --> 00:38:49,572 Shit. 498 00:38:49,772 --> 00:38:51,272 Fucking hell. 499 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,372 Scraping my fucking paintwork! 500 00:38:56,372 --> 00:38:58,772 Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 501 00:38:58,872 --> 00:39:02,072 - Fuck you, Kane, you shitebag. - Fuck off! 502 00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:08,172 Oh, you little fuck! 503 00:39:08,272 --> 00:39:10,672 Chicken bollocks. 504 00:39:12,672 --> 00:39:14,172 Shit! 505 00:39:14,272 --> 00:39:16,272 Whoa-oa! 506 00:39:18,672 --> 00:39:20,972 Fuck you, Kane, you fucking wanker! 507 00:39:50,872 --> 00:39:52,972 Come here, you! 508 00:39:53,172 --> 00:39:54,772 - Are you all right? - Fuck off! 509 00:39:58,072 --> 00:40:00,372 We've lost them. 510 00:40:04,872 --> 00:40:08,272 Yeah, well, let's not take any chances. 511 00:40:30,972 --> 00:40:31,972 Oh... 512 00:40:33,272 --> 00:40:35,572 Oh, shit! 513 00:40:52,372 --> 00:40:54,372 Ugh... 514 00:40:56,072 --> 00:40:57,772 Are you wanting to junk that, pal? 515 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:58,872 You what? 516 00:40:58,972 --> 00:41:01,772 Dude, do you have a car that works? I need transportation. 517 00:41:01,972 --> 00:41:03,772 I've got a Cooper needing a lick of paint. 518 00:41:03,972 --> 00:41:07,572 She goes. Throw in the XJ6 and she's yours for a 100 quid. 519 00:41:07,672 --> 00:41:11,572 - Deal. - What, a Cooper? Piss off, Popeye. And you. 520 00:41:11,772 --> 00:41:13,872 I'll tell you what 70, quid and the Jag 521 00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:15,672 and I'm robbing myself. 522 00:41:15,772 --> 00:41:18,372 Tha... that's it. That's it. 523 00:41:18,572 --> 00:41:21,272 I've had just about enough of this shite 524 00:41:21,372 --> 00:41:23,372 I got you to that deal in one piece. 525 00:41:23,472 --> 00:41:25,472 I got you out of that deal in one piece. 526 00:41:25,572 --> 00:41:28,672 As far as I'm concerned, my job's done. It's finished. 527 00:41:28,872 --> 00:41:32,472 You can leave my motor alone, get your golf clubs, and fuck off back to Dixie. 528 00:41:32,672 --> 00:41:35,072 Pay attention, Felix DeSouza. 529 00:41:35,272 --> 00:41:39,772 I atomised a major drugs syndicate to be here this morning. 530 00:41:39,972 --> 00:41:44,572 Now, I'm stuck in Liver-fucking-fool with you! 531 00:41:44,672 --> 00:41:50,872 And if I need you to sell your car to help me, you will sell your goddamn car! 532 00:41:57,772 --> 00:41:59,972 Do I look like the Salvation Army? 533 00:42:00,072 --> 00:42:03,072 Have I got Jim'll Fix It written on my fucking hat? 534 00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:06,872 I'm sorry, mate, but help's not a word I'm too familiar with, you know. 535 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:14,672 Fuck off! 536 00:42:36,872 --> 00:42:38,872 I don't believe it. 537 00:42:40,772 --> 00:42:42,772 So, who's the girl? 538 00:42:45,672 --> 00:42:48,172 It's my ex-girlfriend. 539 00:42:51,872 --> 00:42:55,372 Arthur. I want you to describe the situation to me. 540 00:42:55,572 --> 00:42:58,872 Seven shades of shit in a one-shit trumpet, sir. 541 00:42:58,972 --> 00:43:01,672 It looks like some kind of a drugs buy. 542 00:43:01,772 --> 00:43:03,372 None of your ordinary 543 00:43:03,572 --> 00:43:06,972 Aye aye. Got some blue tabs. They look like sweets. 544 00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:09,172 How are you? 545 00:43:09,272 --> 00:43:12,472 What do you mean, how am I? Nearly cut my fucking ear off! 546 00:43:12,572 --> 00:43:14,572 And I've hurt my knee. 547 00:43:14,672 --> 00:43:19,772 Now, I want you to get the pills and take them straight down to the lab, double time. 548 00:43:19,872 --> 00:43:23,772 You got that? And then you call me. Now, what else have you got? 549 00:43:24,672 --> 00:43:26,172 Six dead bodies and one live one. 550 00:43:26,272 --> 00:43:28,772 Chief, it's Leopold Durant. 551 00:43:28,972 --> 00:43:32,272 Durant? Right. Now, concentrate, Arthur. 552 00:43:32,372 --> 00:43:36,272 Get that fat fuck down here pronto. 553 00:43:36,372 --> 00:43:37,872 But, sir, he's dying. 554 00:43:38,072 --> 00:43:41,072 Then you'd better be fucking quick about it, hadn't you? 555 00:43:45,872 --> 00:43:47,872 She dumped me. 556 00:43:49,572 --> 00:43:51,572 Two years ago now. 557 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,372 Changed her name from Dawn to Dakota. 558 00:43:56,472 --> 00:43:59,172 Fucked off for Las Vegas and a deck of cards. 559 00:43:59,372 --> 00:44:01,572 So who hired her to take me out? 560 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:03,972 You're asking the wrong question, mate. 561 00:44:05,772 --> 00:44:08,072 She's your guardian angel. 562 00:44:10,472 --> 00:44:13,072 If she wanted you dead you'd be dead 563 00:44:13,272 --> 00:44:15,272 She never misses. 564 00:44:15,372 --> 00:44:17,372 I mean, fucking look at that. 565 00:44:18,672 --> 00:44:23,772 If she really wanted to hit me... I'd be shiteing through a tube for the rest of my life. 566 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:29,272 Someone wants you kept alive. 567 00:44:36,472 --> 00:44:40,872 Somebody's trying to cut in on Durant's deal. They're shitting again. 568 00:44:40,972 --> 00:44:43,372 - Yeah, well, shit happens. - No 569 00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,872 Shit don't just happen, shit takes time. 570 00:44:45,972 --> 00:44:47,972 Shit takes effort. 571 00:44:48,172 --> 00:44:50,272 $20 million-worth of effort. 572 00:44:52,972 --> 00:44:55,372 I've got to get a new deal on, fast. 573 00:44:55,572 --> 00:44:58,172 You know the town, you know the players. 574 00:44:58,272 --> 00:44:59,972 Look... 575 00:45:01,872 --> 00:45:03,872 ..all I want is a ticket for the game. 576 00:45:03,972 --> 00:45:05,972 Do you think you can swing that? 577 00:45:06,072 --> 00:45:09,672 $20 million could swing anything. You know what I'm selling. 578 00:45:09,772 --> 00:45:11,772 Well, how much? 579 00:45:11,872 --> 00:45:14,772 5% of whatever I get out of any deal you set up. 580 00:45:14,872 --> 00:45:16,872 That's a million dollars. 581 00:45:16,972 --> 00:45:20,172 Hell, you could buy your own goddamn stadium with that. 582 00:45:24,572 --> 00:45:27,472 - Game's tomorrow. - You'd better get started, then. 583 00:45:27,672 --> 00:45:29,672 Oh, and Felix. 584 00:45:29,772 --> 00:45:32,372 A word of advice. 585 00:45:32,472 --> 00:45:36,272 You ever want to get the girl, you've got to broaden your horizons. 586 00:45:44,272 --> 00:45:46,272 What the fuck is that? 587 00:45:46,372 --> 00:45:48,372 What is it? 588 00:45:48,472 --> 00:45:50,472 What? Scotch mist? 589 00:45:52,072 --> 00:45:54,372 Now, now, now, now, now. 590 00:45:54,572 --> 00:45:57,172 You are getting greedy, Leopold. 591 00:45:58,272 --> 00:46:04,272 It's a big deal going down, and you are trying to cut me out of the fucking loop. 592 00:46:04,472 --> 00:46:09,172 I told you. Face the fuck front! 593 00:46:13,272 --> 00:46:14,972 This is going to cost you 594 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:17,672 an additional 15%. 595 00:46:17,772 --> 00:46:19,072 No? 596 00:46:19,272 --> 00:46:20,872 All right, then. 30. 597 00:46:20,972 --> 00:46:22,572 As you're being so difficult. 598 00:46:22,672 --> 00:46:27,372 How about this? 50-50. Why settle for anything less, eh? 599 00:46:29,472 --> 00:46:31,472 60-40. 600 00:46:31,572 --> 00:46:38,172 Leopold, I don't know if you noticed, my son, but you're in urgent need of a fucking doctor. 601 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:41,672 50-50. 602 00:46:41,872 --> 00:46:43,672 Good boy. 603 00:46:45,072 --> 00:46:47,672 All right, then, Arthur. Take him down. 604 00:46:51,872 --> 00:46:53,572 Argh! 605 00:46:53,772 --> 00:46:55,872 Fuck! 606 00:46:58,272 --> 00:47:03,972 You really have excelled yourself this time, haven't you, Arthur? Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. 607 00:47:05,872 --> 00:47:07,572 Eastern meditation music 608 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:18,872 Omar, it's my own interpretation, innit? 609 00:47:18,972 --> 00:47:21,972 - You need to find your centre. - Get off my leg! 610 00:47:22,072 --> 00:47:24,572 - Find your centre. - Stop messing... Omar! 611 00:47:25,672 --> 00:47:30,372 Omar, you're messing with my delicate energy field here, all right? 612 00:47:30,572 --> 00:47:32,172 OK, OK. 613 00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:35,572 - Cocksucker. - Find your centre, Omar. 614 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,372 Hello? 615 00:47:39,472 --> 00:47:41,772 You've got one chance, mate - yes or no - 616 00:47:41,872 --> 00:47:45,472 to be the number one shite in this particular cesspool. 617 00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:49,972 Bugger me sideways. Felix DeSouza, you misguided wanker. I'm already number one. 618 00:47:50,072 --> 00:47:52,472 Iki: Always was a bit of a pock - Leo Durarnt 619 00:47:52,572 --> 00:47:54,472 - Now he's a dead pock - Dead? 620 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:57,672 Hang on, Felix. It's my other line. 621 00:47:59,772 --> 00:48:00,972 Hello? 622 00:48:01,072 --> 00:48:02,672 I need to find Felix. 623 00:48:02,772 --> 00:48:04,772 Hello, Dawn. 624 00:48:06,072 --> 00:48:08,072 Time to scratch that itch, is it? 625 00:48:08,172 --> 00:48:10,272 Well, he's gnawing my fucking wigwam. 626 00:48:10,372 --> 00:48:14,072 - Where does he hang out these days? - Hang on a minute, Dawn. 627 00:48:14,172 --> 00:48:15,172 Felix... 628 00:48:15,272 --> 00:48:17,272 Listen, me and er... 629 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:20,072 My associate and I have selected you to deal with. 630 00:48:20,172 --> 00:48:22,872 Well, aren't I just the luckiest bugger alive? 631 00:48:23,972 --> 00:48:26,372 - Stay there. - I don't fucking believe it. 632 00:48:27,872 --> 00:48:31,172 - Have you tried Re-Fresh, Pink Factor? - Yeah, all of them. 633 00:48:31,272 --> 00:48:33,972 Hang on a minute, tiger. Just let me deal with this. 634 00:48:34,072 --> 00:48:36,072 Let me talk to him. 635 00:48:37,272 --> 00:48:39,272 McELROY: The deal is $20 million 636 00:48:39,372 --> 00:48:42,972 The deal is non-negotiable. The deal expires at midnight. 637 00:48:43,072 --> 00:48:47,872 Oh, Mr. McElroy, 20 million sounds fannytastic. Yes! 638 00:48:49,072 --> 00:48:54,172 Negotiation's for arsewipes. If you're not here by midnight, I'll shit myself with woe. 639 00:48:54,372 --> 00:48:56,972 I want samples, Mr. McElroy. Supersonic samples. 640 00:48:57,072 --> 00:49:02,472 I want frost, I want 100,000 miles an hour of intergalactic spaciness. See ya. 641 00:49:02,672 --> 00:49:04,672 We in the house. 642 00:49:06,572 --> 00:49:08,472 Iki: Hya Daw Sorry to keep you 643 00:49:08,672 --> 00:49:11,072 There might be one person who knows where he is. 644 00:49:17,872 --> 00:49:19,272 Fuck. 645 00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:25,272 What the fuck is that? 646 00:49:25,472 --> 00:49:28,872 Congratulations pal That's your new Cooper 647 00:49:28,972 --> 00:49:30,972 Mini Cooper. 648 00:49:38,572 --> 00:49:40,972 Have I got to sort out every fucking problem? 649 00:49:41,072 --> 00:49:43,772 A laboratory. Or as you would say, a lab-oratree. 650 00:49:43,872 --> 00:49:45,872 We need a lab, Felix. 651 00:49:46,072 --> 00:49:50,672 I'm sure that's dead easy where you come from. Fucking lab on every corner, is it? 652 00:50:04,272 --> 00:50:05,672 Piss off. 653 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,572 Don't Be Cruel 654 00:50:18,672 --> 00:50:20,672 ♪ You know I can be found ♪ 655 00:50:20,872 --> 00:50:22,872 ♪ Sitting all alone ♪ 656 00:50:23,872 --> 00:50:25,572 ♪ If you don't come around ♪ 657 00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:28,172 ♪ At least, please telephone ♪ 658 00:50:28,372 --> 00:50:30,172 ♪ Don't be cruel ♪ 659 00:50:30,272 --> 00:50:32,272 ♪ To a heart that's true... ♪ 660 00:50:34,172 --> 00:50:37,872 Well, shit in a bag and punch it. She's back. 661 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,972 I need to find Felix. 662 00:50:43,072 --> 00:50:46,272 And what do you need from me? A map and a fucking compass? 663 00:50:46,372 --> 00:50:48,372 Shirley... 664 00:50:48,472 --> 00:50:52,072 You broke his heart. Did you even give a thought about that? 665 00:50:52,272 --> 00:50:55,372 - This was a mistake. - Most sensible thing you've said. 666 00:50:57,872 --> 00:51:00,372 Are you still shooting people for a living? 667 00:51:00,472 --> 00:51:03,572 What kind of fucking career is that, then, eh? 668 00:51:06,572 --> 00:51:10,272 - Look, can I come in? - And do what? The dirty stop-out 669 00:51:10,372 --> 00:51:12,472 doesn't come home till breakfast. 670 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:17,172 Really good to be home. 671 00:51:22,672 --> 00:51:25,572 It's great to see you again, love. 672 00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:30,872 ♪ Baby, it's still you I'm thinking of ♪ 673 00:51:30,972 --> 00:51:33,272 ♪ Don't be cruel ♪ 674 00:51:33,472 --> 00:51:35,472 ♪ To a heart that's true... ♪ 675 00:51:45,472 --> 00:51:47,472 I wanted to see the world. 676 00:51:48,872 --> 00:51:50,872 Liverpool isn't the world. 677 00:51:52,472 --> 00:51:56,272 I couldn't take America. It was like fucking Albania in neon. 678 00:51:56,372 --> 00:51:58,472 And that stupid football shirt. 679 00:52:00,372 --> 00:52:04,472 What kind of man jumps into bed shouting, "Come on, you Reds"? 680 00:52:04,572 --> 00:52:06,772 She made me laugh. 681 00:52:10,672 --> 00:52:12,672 Good shag, though. 682 00:52:12,772 --> 00:52:16,172 I tell you, she'd kill anyone for me, I'll say that for her. 683 00:52:16,272 --> 00:52:17,872 He's got problems. 684 00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:19,472 She's got problems. 685 00:52:19,572 --> 00:52:21,772 Shouldn't have come back. 686 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,472 Better off. 687 00:52:31,372 --> 00:52:33,372 I need everything on this list. 688 00:52:33,572 --> 00:52:36,672 I'm dying for a smoke. You haven't any ciggies, have you? 689 00:52:36,772 --> 00:52:39,472 I'm sorry. Cigarettes are bad for your health. 690 00:52:39,572 --> 00:52:43,172 So's a fucking punch in the throat. I need fucking nicotine now! 691 00:52:43,272 --> 00:52:46,372 No need to shout at me. I'm Pakistani, not deaf. 692 00:52:47,472 --> 00:52:51,072 - Take a puff on this! - Oh, fuck off. 693 00:52:51,272 --> 00:52:52,672 You? 694 00:52:53,772 --> 00:52:58,172 You! Dress-wearing er... monkey-boy. 695 00:52:58,272 --> 00:53:00,572 Monkey-boy! 696 00:53:00,672 --> 00:53:04,172 You're going to take them drugs of yours and make it work for us. 697 00:53:04,272 --> 00:53:08,572 - And where would I do this? - In my lab. 698 00:53:08,772 --> 00:53:10,872 - You got a lab? - Yeah, of course. 699 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,972 What do you take us for? Rank fucking amateurs? 700 00:53:21,072 --> 00:53:23,072 Thrash metal 701 00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:31,372 Come on! 702 00:53:40,872 --> 00:53:42,872 Just say no. 703 00:53:43,072 --> 00:53:45,372 How the fuck did we end up in here? 704 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:48,472 One little mistake... 30 years ago. 705 00:53:58,672 --> 00:54:01,072 All of these items are over-the-counter. 706 00:54:01,272 --> 00:54:03,272 Nothing illegal here. 707 00:54:03,372 --> 00:54:05,372 You're no fucking help, are you? 708 00:54:05,472 --> 00:54:10,572 I beg to differ. You see, it's not the ingredients themselves which determine the effect 709 00:54:10,672 --> 00:54:12,972 but the manner in which they're combined. 710 00:54:13,072 --> 00:54:15,072 These kids are getting very smart. 711 00:54:19,672 --> 00:54:21,672 He's right. 712 00:54:21,872 --> 00:54:23,872 The ravers are the key. 713 00:54:23,972 --> 00:54:26,972 Aren't you the clever little chunky monkey? 714 00:54:27,172 --> 00:54:30,572 You keep banging on about my weight. You're crossing a line. 715 00:54:30,672 --> 00:54:32,672 Arthur, it was a joke. 716 00:54:32,872 --> 00:54:35,172 It was a joke. Smile. 717 00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:37,372 Smile. 718 00:54:37,472 --> 00:54:39,072 You fat cunt. 719 00:54:41,272 --> 00:54:43,272 Yo, Blowjob. 720 00:54:43,472 --> 00:54:49,172 P-O-S 51. Comes in blue or race-car red. 721 00:54:49,272 --> 00:54:52,172 Destination: stratosphere. 722 00:54:54,872 --> 00:54:59,072 Only, this one gets you there in 60 seconds. 723 00:54:59,172 --> 00:55:01,372 You try one first. 724 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:03,472 Thought you'd never ask. 725 00:55:17,772 --> 00:55:20,072 P-O-S 51? 726 00:55:20,172 --> 00:55:22,172 You can't call it that. 727 00:55:22,272 --> 00:55:25,672 Punters'll feel like right tits asking for tabs of 438 I-O-U, 728 00:55:25,772 --> 00:55:29,772 whatever the number is. No-one's going to know what they're on about. 729 00:55:29,972 --> 00:55:33,872 These scumbags spend their entire life smacked out of their heads. 730 00:55:34,072 --> 00:55:37,572 Numbers - they couldn't even tell you what fucking time it is. 731 00:55:40,572 --> 00:55:42,672 All right, Mr. Smug, what have you done? 732 00:55:45,872 --> 00:55:48,172 I think the shit's about to hit the fan. 733 00:56:03,272 --> 00:56:07,072 Arrrrrgh! 734 00:56:10,372 --> 00:56:11,972 Phew. Eurgh. 735 00:56:17,572 --> 00:56:20,672 Curry was a bad idea, lads. 736 00:56:26,272 --> 00:56:27,872 Oh yeah 737 00:56:28,072 --> 00:56:30,672 Please. Please. 738 00:56:35,072 --> 00:56:37,672 Oh, thanks. Oh, thanks. 739 00:56:53,072 --> 00:56:55,072 Warrior 740 00:57:01,872 --> 00:57:04,572 ♪ Here comes your warrior ♪ 741 00:57:15,172 --> 00:57:17,172 ♪ Here comes your warrior ♪ 742 00:57:25,772 --> 00:57:27,972 Here comes your warrior 743 00:57:28,072 --> 00:57:31,972 ♪ He's letting you know ♪ 744 00:57:32,072 --> 00:57:35,372 ♪ Your sun will come shining ♪ 745 00:57:35,472 --> 00:57:38,172 ♪ Your sun will come shining ♪ 746 00:57:39,272 --> 00:57:41,472 ♪ Here comes your warrior ♪ 747 00:57:42,572 --> 00:57:45,272 ♪ He's letting you know ♪ 748 00:57:45,372 --> 00:57:47,372 ♪ Your sun will come shining... ♪ 749 00:57:49,072 --> 00:57:50,372 Iki: Oi! 750 00:57:50,472 --> 00:57:52,372 Brothers gonna work it out. 751 00:57:52,572 --> 00:57:54,772 Brothers gonna work it out 752 00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:59,072 He's a chemical brother! Mr. McElroy... welcome. 753 00:57:59,172 --> 00:58:01,972 - How you doing, man? - Spectacular is what I'm doing. 754 00:58:02,172 --> 00:58:04,272 Spectacular 755 00:58:04,372 --> 00:58:07,072 Nice skirt. Special occasion, is it? 756 00:58:09,672 --> 00:58:12,972 - Are you going to be all right here on your own? - Mm-hm. 757 00:58:13,072 --> 00:58:15,072 - She's here. - Right. 758 00:58:15,272 --> 00:58:19,672 - Everything all right, lads? Problems? - No, man. Nothing we can't handle. 759 00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:23,572 ♪ Here comes your warrior ♪ 760 00:58:23,672 --> 00:58:27,072 ♪ He's letting you know ♪ 761 00:58:27,172 --> 00:58:30,072 ♪ Your sun will come shining ♪ 762 00:58:30,172 --> 00:58:34,172 ♪ Your sun will come shining ♪ 763 00:58:34,372 --> 00:58:37,572 Here comes your warrior 764 00:58:37,672 --> 00:58:39,672 ♪ He's letting you know... ♪ 765 00:58:42,172 --> 00:58:47,972 Every chemical used in the production of this drug is 100% legal. 766 00:58:48,072 --> 00:58:54,372 Not one ingredient is found on any known government's banned substance watch list. 767 00:58:55,572 --> 00:58:58,272 Hell, you can ship super tankers of this shit. 768 00:58:58,372 --> 00:59:02,972 You can even lay a goddamn pipeline and no-one would bat an eye. 769 00:59:08,572 --> 00:59:10,772 P-O-S 51. 770 00:59:10,972 --> 00:59:13,472 It's all that. 771 00:59:13,572 --> 00:59:16,272 And it can be yours. 772 00:59:16,472 --> 00:59:19,272 If the price... is right. 773 00:59:41,472 --> 00:59:45,072 Chemistry... Mr. McElroy. 774 00:59:47,272 --> 00:59:49,272 What is chemistry... 775 00:59:50,572 --> 00:59:54,372 ..but the ability to attract adoration in others? 776 01:00:00,072 --> 01:00:02,672 You see, you're like me, Mr. McElroy. 777 01:00:02,772 --> 01:00:06,272 You're a sky-highatrist, I'm a sky-highatrist. 778 01:00:06,372 --> 01:00:09,772 See always knew'd be a drug dealer even when was a kid 779 01:00:09,872 --> 01:00:12,672 saw my dad hit my mother my mother hit my brother 780 01:00:12,872 --> 01:00:15,572 my brother hit my sister, and my sister fuck my father. 781 01:00:15,772 --> 01:00:17,472 So it's inevitable, really. 782 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:21,572 You'd have to be on drugs just to live in that madhouse, wouldn't you? 783 01:00:21,672 --> 01:00:24,672 Drugs are good, Mr. McElroy. 784 01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:27,872 Drugs are our mates. 785 01:00:29,772 --> 01:00:33,372 Fuck. I'm getting on my own nerves. 786 01:00:34,972 --> 01:00:37,872 What I'm trying to say to you, Mr. McElroy, is... 787 01:00:40,972 --> 01:00:45,072 ..I'm very much attracted to what you have to offer. 788 01:00:57,772 --> 01:00:59,772 How are you doing, Felix? 789 01:01:00,872 --> 01:01:02,872 Well, my boss is dead... 790 01:01:04,072 --> 01:01:06,472 ..can't get a ticket for tomorrow's match, 791 01:01:06,672 --> 01:01:09,872 and, oh, yeah, I've got a fucking bullet hole in the arse. 792 01:01:11,072 --> 01:01:12,872 Apart from that, 793 01:01:12,972 --> 01:01:14,972 I'm tiptop. 794 01:01:18,672 --> 01:01:20,672 So who's the target? 795 01:01:20,772 --> 01:01:23,472 You've got that look in your eye. 796 01:01:23,572 --> 01:01:25,572 I've been looking for you 797 01:01:25,772 --> 01:01:29,572 Oh, yeah? For old times' sake or for the company I keep? 798 01:01:29,672 --> 01:01:31,772 Little bit of both. 799 01:01:34,572 --> 01:01:36,572 So, you have got me on your list, then? 800 01:01:37,872 --> 01:01:39,872 You've always been on my list. 801 01:01:42,472 --> 01:01:45,072 40 years ago 802 01:01:45,172 --> 01:01:49,672 a rock-and-roll revolution was launched in this town. 803 01:01:51,272 --> 01:01:55,472 Tonight, we're going to launch a new revolution. 804 01:01:56,972 --> 01:02:02,972 One that will rock and roll your senses. 805 01:02:04,772 --> 01:02:08,572 And you... are my test pilots. 806 01:02:08,772 --> 01:02:16,372 You're going to kiss the sun and taste the motherfuckin' rainbow. 807 01:02:21,972 --> 01:02:25,272 Are you ready? 808 01:02:25,372 --> 01:02:29,772 Are... you... ready? 809 01:02:29,872 --> 01:02:35,472 Then let's get ready to party-y-y-y. 810 01:02:37,172 --> 01:02:40,272 Synaesthesia 811 01:03:19,372 --> 01:03:21,772 Have you any idea how much I missed you? 812 01:03:21,872 --> 01:03:23,472 Why didn't you stay with me, then? 813 01:03:23,672 --> 01:03:26,272 What, me? in America? Don't be soft! 814 01:03:26,372 --> 01:03:29,272 Besides, I don't know who you are any more, girl. 815 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:33,472 It's been nearly two years. I haven't heard a word. 816 01:03:36,572 --> 01:03:38,572 Still... 817 01:03:39,672 --> 01:03:41,472 I always hoped... 818 01:03:45,272 --> 01:03:47,272 ..you might... 819 01:03:47,372 --> 01:03:49,072 change your mind... 820 01:03:50,172 --> 01:03:52,772 ..and come home. 821 01:03:55,972 --> 01:03:57,972 We could have a fresh start. 822 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,672 Aren't you going to say anything? 823 01:04:33,072 --> 01:04:36,372 This, Mr. McElroy, is a fucking miracle. 824 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:41,572 Drug use will reach epidemic proportions, revolutions will break out, governments will fall! 825 01:04:42,472 --> 01:04:45,172 20 million, and not a penny less! 826 01:04:45,272 --> 01:04:47,572 - Where do I sign? - Si... Sign?! 827 01:04:47,672 --> 01:04:49,672 This ain't some written contract. 828 01:04:49,872 --> 01:04:53,072 The kind of agreement I could take you to court and sue your ass over. 829 01:04:53,172 --> 01:04:55,172 You fuck me on this deal, 830 01:04:55,372 --> 01:04:58,572 I gotta take out a contract just to get even on the goddamn contract! 831 01:04:58,672 --> 01:05:01,772 We think we have an agreement, we think we see things the same way. 832 01:05:01,972 --> 01:05:03,172 Either we do, or we don't. 833 01:05:03,272 --> 01:05:04,972 You're either in, or you're out. 834 01:05:05,072 --> 01:05:07,872 You give me the money, I give you the formula. Are we clear? 835 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:12,672 Crystal, Mr. McElroy. Crystal. 836 01:05:12,772 --> 01:05:15,872 I'm not Leo Durant. I'm a man of my word. 837 01:05:15,972 --> 01:05:18,072 Get in my way, 838 01:05:18,172 --> 01:05:20,272 and I'm gonna have to shoot you. 839 01:05:22,872 --> 01:05:25,272 Get in my way, and I'm gonna have to shoot you again. 840 01:05:27,072 --> 01:05:29,072 I've got to work, babe. 841 01:05:32,572 --> 01:05:35,072 Fucking cow! 842 01:05:41,772 --> 01:05:43,572 Oh, fuck! 843 01:05:45,672 --> 01:05:49,272 Can't a brother just deal some goddamn drugs? 844 01:05:51,972 --> 01:05:54,572 Time to go, Elmo. 845 01:06:10,072 --> 01:06:12,672 Mr. Kane. Is it that time of the month already? 846 01:06:12,772 --> 01:06:16,272 I thought you weren't due till next week, you eager beaver. 847 01:06:25,172 --> 01:06:27,872 Now, ain't that always the way? 848 01:06:27,972 --> 01:06:30,672 Elevator music, a nigger in a kilt, 849 01:06:30,772 --> 01:06:33,772 and a chick with a nickel-plated nine. 850 01:06:37,872 --> 01:06:39,872 And now a word from our sponsor. 851 01:06:39,972 --> 01:06:41,972 That ain't no Liverpool accent. 852 01:06:43,372 --> 01:06:45,372 - Say hello, Elmo. - Hello, Elmo. 853 01:06:45,472 --> 01:06:48,872 Absence makes the heart grow fonder Elmo 854 01:06:48,972 --> 01:06:51,772 And The Lizard so full of 855 01:06:51,872 --> 01:06:53,872 motherfucking fonderence for you 856 01:06:54,072 --> 01:06:58,672 that he got on this plane just to come see you. 857 01:06:58,772 --> 01:07:00,472 I'm touched. 858 01:07:00,672 --> 01:07:02,972 - You will be. - You got my cash? 859 01:07:03,172 --> 01:07:05,872 You're flush, sweetcakes. You are flush. 860 01:07:07,072 --> 01:07:10,272 He's looking forward to seeing you. 861 01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:25,472 So, what's the price tag on my ass? 862 01:07:25,572 --> 01:07:27,572 It's enough. Move. 863 01:07:41,972 --> 01:07:45,372 Last stop. There's nowhere from here but down. 864 01:07:45,472 --> 01:07:46,972 Reel me in! 865 01:07:47,172 --> 01:07:49,372 Why would I dream of doing a stupid thing like that? 866 01:07:49,472 --> 01:07:52,572 - Pull me up, will you? - Fold or call? 867 01:07:52,672 --> 01:07:56,772 - What? - You play poker. Fold or call? 868 01:07:56,872 --> 01:07:58,972 I'm your last chance, girl. 869 01:07:59,072 --> 01:08:01,272 I'm that out you've been looking for. 870 01:08:01,372 --> 01:08:04,272 I'm only gonna make this offer once. 871 01:08:04,372 --> 01:08:06,872 You either take it and get out from under The Lizard's ass 872 01:08:07,072 --> 01:08:09,772 or you stay a slave and wonder where your life went. 873 01:08:09,872 --> 01:08:13,072 You think you can save me, do you? Look where you are! 874 01:08:13,272 --> 01:08:16,672 - Get real! - A million in bonds, untraceable. 875 01:08:16,872 --> 01:08:19,672 That's real! That's a fresh start. 876 01:08:19,872 --> 01:08:23,472 Try quitting while you're ahead for a change... Dawn. 877 01:08:23,672 --> 01:08:25,672 - No. - No?! 878 01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:31,872 I want 10% of your deal with Iki. 879 01:08:31,972 --> 01:08:33,572 You're negotiating with me?! 880 01:08:33,672 --> 01:08:35,272 Look at your options. 881 01:08:37,872 --> 01:08:39,472 10%. 882 01:08:39,672 --> 01:08:41,772 Have a look at yours. 883 01:08:45,772 --> 01:08:47,572 All right. 884 01:08:59,172 --> 01:09:02,072 Now that is a lovely dress. 885 01:09:02,272 --> 01:09:03,672 Need the extra room, do you? 886 01:09:03,872 --> 01:09:05,672 Tell me something. I'm intrigued. 887 01:09:05,872 --> 01:09:08,772 Is it true that you fellas are equipped with incredibly... 888 01:09:11,872 --> 01:09:13,572 ..large... 889 01:09:15,472 --> 01:09:16,972 Fuck! 890 01:09:19,172 --> 01:09:20,772 Thanks. 891 01:09:20,972 --> 01:09:22,172 My pleasure. 892 01:09:22,272 --> 01:09:23,672 You can move your arm now. 893 01:09:28,672 --> 01:09:30,672 Right, then you Scouse git 894 01:09:31,772 --> 01:09:33,772 In the last 12 hours 895 01:09:33,872 --> 01:09:37,072 this city has gone from a peaceful, fun-loving, Utopia 896 01:09:37,172 --> 01:09:39,172 to an all-out fucking war zone. 897 01:09:39,372 --> 01:09:41,372 And I, Virgil Kane... 898 01:09:42,472 --> 01:09:44,472 Well, I want to know why. 899 01:09:44,572 --> 01:09:49,772 Nobody cuts me out of anything in this parochial pisshole. 900 01:09:50,372 --> 01:09:51,772 You smell that, Felix. Smell it. 901 01:09:51,872 --> 01:09:54,272 Smell it! 902 01:09:54,372 --> 01:09:56,372 That is essence of Durant. 903 01:09:57,672 --> 01:10:00,472 And Durant got what he deserved. 904 01:10:00,572 --> 01:10:03,072 So, when a deal goes down, 905 01:10:03,272 --> 01:10:06,772 you, my old sausage, will fix it. Time and place. 906 01:10:06,972 --> 01:10:09,072 And then you will call me. 907 01:10:09,172 --> 01:10:12,272 Otherwise... Accessory to murder. 908 01:10:13,372 --> 01:10:16,172 Possession of a firearm. 909 01:10:16,272 --> 01:10:18,072 You fuck me, 910 01:10:18,272 --> 01:10:20,272 I'll have you on your hands and your knees, 911 01:10:20,372 --> 01:10:24,772 with your arse in the air, exposing your rusty sheriff's badge for the next 20 years. 912 01:10:27,372 --> 01:10:30,372 So ask yourself, are you going to help restore 913 01:10:30,572 --> 01:10:32,872 some national pride, and stick one on the Yanks? 914 01:10:32,972 --> 01:10:36,172 Or, like the rest of your life, are you going to piss it all away? 915 01:10:37,772 --> 01:10:40,072 Are you going to help me 916 01:10:40,272 --> 01:10:41,872 to help you? 917 01:10:41,972 --> 01:10:43,972 Eight hours till kickoff. 918 01:10:46,572 --> 01:10:48,272 It's a big game. 919 01:10:49,472 --> 01:10:52,372 Let's just see if you come good. 920 01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:04,672 Mr. Kane. 921 01:11:11,172 --> 01:11:13,772 See ya! 922 01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:18,372 You'll never walk alone, eh, mate? 923 01:11:35,472 --> 01:11:37,472 Help me to help you? Cunt! 924 01:12:06,772 --> 01:12:10,172 How do you think that motherfucker would do against people who diss 925 01:12:10,272 --> 01:12:13,772 like Soso McGure Grffy? They'd be knocking this shit out the park 926 01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:16,872 He can't throw that kinda heat! Kevin? s got what's goin' on here! 927 01:12:17,072 --> 01:12:19,972 - You don't know what you? re taking about DAWN: Bullshit 928 01:12:20,072 --> 01:12:23,572 Kevin Brown couldn't carry Sandy Koufax's jockstrap. 929 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:26,072 You've been listening to too much Vince Scully. 930 01:12:26,172 --> 01:12:30,472 You need to get your ear out of the radio, and carry your ass out to the ball game. 931 01:12:32,072 --> 01:12:34,072 Sorry, but er... 932 01:12:35,272 --> 01:12:36,872 ..have I missed something? 933 01:12:42,872 --> 01:12:44,272 What the fuck is that? 934 01:12:44,472 --> 01:12:48,372 - Black pudding. Fried pig's blood. - Oh! 935 01:12:48,572 --> 01:12:51,072 Are you two planning on filling me in, or what? 936 01:12:53,372 --> 01:12:55,272 Elmo's propositioned her. 937 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:57,572 Nice one, Shirley. 938 01:12:57,672 --> 01:12:59,172 I'm listening. 939 01:12:59,372 --> 01:13:03,372 Lizard offered Dakota 250K to deliver my live ass to him. 940 01:13:03,572 --> 01:13:07,172 I've made her a significantly better offer. 941 01:13:07,272 --> 01:13:10,072 And I'm thinking... she might entertain... 942 01:13:11,172 --> 01:13:13,672 ..certain sentimental reasons for not doing her job. 943 01:13:13,772 --> 01:13:15,572 The question is 944 01:13:15,772 --> 01:13:18,972 whether it's going to pay me... to be sentimental. 945 01:13:24,372 --> 01:13:26,672 Look, we have a choice. 946 01:13:27,472 --> 01:13:31,372 We can use our "Get out of jail free" cards, 947 01:13:31,472 --> 01:13:37,372 or we can choose "Stop, do not pass Go". Do not collect 20 million dollars. 948 01:13:38,872 --> 01:13:40,872 Do we have a deal? 949 01:13:45,772 --> 01:13:48,572 Do that again, I will definitely fucking shoot you. 950 01:13:48,672 --> 01:13:51,172 Shut your gob! Go and get yourself cleaned up! 951 01:14:00,072 --> 01:14:02,172 - And no shagging up there! - Yeah. 952 01:14:02,272 --> 01:14:04,772 No shagging up there. 953 01:14:18,072 --> 01:14:20,072 We do this job and we get out. 954 01:14:29,172 --> 01:14:31,172 It's what we all want, isn't it? 955 01:14:33,772 --> 01:14:35,772 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 956 01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:39,972 ♪ I love you like I do, but I do ♪ 957 01:14:40,172 --> 01:14:41,472 Just to get out. 958 01:14:46,172 --> 01:14:48,472 ♪ I don't know why ♪ 959 01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:51,072 ♪ You treat me like you do ♪ 960 01:14:51,272 --> 01:14:53,272 ♪ But you do ♪ 961 01:14:54,472 --> 01:14:56,472 ♪ Lord, you do ♪ 962 01:14:57,572 --> 01:14:59,572 So, what's the plan? 963 01:14:59,772 --> 01:15:01,772 You tell me. 964 01:15:04,872 --> 01:15:07,372 ♪ Lord, you do me any way you please ♪ 965 01:15:08,472 --> 01:15:10,472 What's the plan? 966 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:12,172 You tell me. 967 01:15:12,372 --> 01:15:14,372 ♪ No matter how you treat me, woman ♪ 968 01:15:17,172 --> 01:15:20,772 ♪ Lord, I just can't seem to leave ♪ 969 01:15:22,172 --> 01:15:24,172 I don't know 970 01:15:24,272 --> 01:15:28,272 ♪ What you're using on me, baby, but it's good ♪ 971 01:15:30,672 --> 01:15:32,572 ♪ Ooh, it's real good ♪ 972 01:15:35,172 --> 01:15:39,372 ♪ I know I would surely leave you, woman ♪ 973 01:15:39,472 --> 01:15:41,472 ♪ Oh, if I could ♪ 974 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,772 ♪ I surely would ♪ 975 01:15:45,972 --> 01:15:47,672 ♪ Ooh ♪ 976 01:16:02,272 --> 01:16:04,572 Listen! It's got to come from your belly. 977 01:16:04,772 --> 01:16:07,272 Right deep down! 978 01:16:07,372 --> 01:16:09,372 It's your birth trauma. 979 01:16:09,572 --> 01:16:13,472 Now cleanse your charkas and let it all out. 980 01:16:19,972 --> 01:16:23,372 - Let it go! - I'm trying, you fucking fairy! 981 01:16:23,572 --> 01:16:25,572 A-a-a-a-ah! 982 01:16:25,672 --> 01:16:29,772 All right? A-a-a-ah! 983 01:16:29,872 --> 01:16:32,472 A-a-a-a-a-ah! 984 01:16:35,372 --> 01:16:38,472 - All-righty. Good morning. - All right, let's finish this deal. 985 01:16:38,572 --> 01:16:40,572 My sentiments exactly. 986 01:16:41,772 --> 01:16:44,772 - Any particular venue? - No airports no hotel rooms 987 01:16:44,872 --> 01:16:48,172 no dockyards, no barges, no pharmacies, 988 01:16:48,272 --> 01:16:50,072 - no animal-testing labs. - Oh! 989 01:16:50,172 --> 01:16:53,672 - No rooftops. - Riddles! Riddles! I love riddles. 990 01:16:53,772 --> 01:16:56,772 No abandoned warehouses or rave clubs. 991 01:16:59,072 --> 01:17:01,072 I want total privacy 992 01:17:01,172 --> 01:17:03,872 in a very public place. 993 01:17:05,172 --> 01:17:07,172 And security. 994 01:17:07,272 --> 01:17:09,572 Cops. Lots of them. 995 01:17:09,772 --> 01:17:12,772 And witnesses. Thousands of witnesses. 996 01:17:12,972 --> 01:17:16,572 - You getting my drift? - Well er I've got a certain er 997 01:17:16,772 --> 01:17:21,072 business indulgence, shall we say, that I could er... utilise. 998 01:17:21,172 --> 01:17:24,172 - So, what time's kickoff? - Three o? clock sharp 999 01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:25,372 I'll be there. 1000 01:17:25,572 --> 01:17:27,272 Football and drugs. 1001 01:17:27,372 --> 01:17:29,372 A perfect Saturday afternoon. 1002 01:17:31,072 --> 01:17:33,072 Liverpool! 1003 01:17:33,172 --> 01:17:35,172 Liverpool! 1004 01:17:35,372 --> 01:17:36,672 Come on! 1005 01:17:36,772 --> 01:17:37,972 Charkas! 1006 01:17:59,572 --> 01:18:01,572 No, no, no, no, no, chubster. 1007 01:18:01,672 --> 01:18:03,672 - You stay here. - What for? 1008 01:18:03,772 --> 01:18:09,072 I don't know. Keep your eyes peeled on the exit. And try for fuck's sake to blend in, cunt! 1009 01:18:12,572 --> 01:18:14,572 This clown better deliver. 1010 01:18:14,672 --> 01:18:18,272 Don't worry. Iki put something like this together a couple of years ago now. 1011 01:18:18,372 --> 01:18:19,972 Yeah? What happened? 1012 01:18:20,072 --> 01:18:21,572 They all died. 1013 01:18:23,772 --> 01:18:25,772 We get in, we get out. 1014 01:18:25,872 --> 01:18:27,872 What about the game? 1015 01:18:27,972 --> 01:18:31,972 - We're staying to watch the game, right? - Dude, I'm in, then I'm out. 1016 01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:47,072 Virgin Atlantic announce the arrival of Flight ES12 from Los Angeles 1017 01:18:50,672 --> 01:18:51,872 Any glass bottles? 1018 01:18:51,972 --> 01:18:55,272 Good afternoon, gentlemen. Welcome to Anfield, the home of football. 1019 01:18:55,372 --> 01:18:58,272 - Too right, pal. - McElroy, DeSouza. 1020 01:18:58,372 --> 01:19:02,872 Yes, sir. Take the lift to the third floor. It's the first door on your right, sir. 1021 01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,972 Thank you. 1022 01:19:06,272 --> 01:19:08,772 - Sir? - Don't you want to search me? 1023 01:19:10,072 --> 01:19:13,372 Guests for the executive suites are never searched, sir. 1024 01:19:14,672 --> 01:19:17,172 Right. I knew that. 1025 01:19:30,472 --> 01:19:32,572 Welcome! Come in, come in. 1026 01:19:36,072 --> 01:19:38,172 Excellent. 1027 01:19:38,272 --> 01:19:41,872 I'm nothing if not hospitable, Felix. Make yourself at home. 1028 01:19:42,072 --> 01:19:44,972 Iki: I'm so excited I could shit! 1029 01:19:50,772 --> 01:19:53,672 - Huh? - Right, Mr. McElroy, a drink 1030 01:19:53,772 --> 01:19:55,772 while tell you about my plans 1031 01:19:55,972 --> 01:19:57,972 Oh I've got plans Mr. McEroy 1032 01:19:58,072 --> 01:20:01,372 - Big fucking plans. - Hey hey hey! 1033 01:20:01,472 --> 01:20:03,572 No talk. You want a beverage? 1034 01:20:04,672 --> 01:20:07,372 I'll fix your beverage while you get the 20 mill. 1035 01:20:08,472 --> 01:20:11,172 I give you the formula, you smile, 1036 01:20:11,372 --> 01:20:12,572 we toast, 1037 01:20:12,672 --> 01:20:14,672 we pretend we're friends, 1038 01:20:15,772 --> 01:20:19,072 - and we go our separate ways. - Foreplay Mr. McEroy 1039 01:20:19,172 --> 01:20:22,372 - It's the only way to a good relationship. - Ah 1040 01:20:22,472 --> 01:20:25,872 Iki, my love, we're way past holding hands. 1041 01:20:39,272 --> 01:20:41,772 20 million in bonds. Untraceable. 1042 01:20:41,872 --> 01:20:46,072 What?! Is that supposed to be 20 mill? 1043 01:20:46,172 --> 01:20:50,272 I'm not heftin' gold bars around the shop, am I? It's not fucking Goldfinger, is it? 1044 01:20:50,372 --> 01:20:51,772 Ah-ah-ah-ah! 1045 01:20:51,872 --> 01:20:53,872 Easy, flower. 1046 01:20:54,072 --> 01:20:55,772 Where's my formula? 1047 01:21:05,372 --> 01:21:07,772 Wish you were here? 1048 01:21:20,572 --> 01:21:24,572 I'm fucking there, Mr. McElroy. I'm fucking there. 1049 01:21:24,772 --> 01:21:26,772 An inspired choice, I must say, 1050 01:21:26,972 --> 01:21:29,772 my er... chemical brother. 1051 01:21:30,472 --> 01:21:31,472 Cheers. 1052 01:21:34,172 --> 01:21:35,972 Ah-ah-ah-ah! 1053 01:21:42,172 --> 01:21:44,672 I never was one to be too sentimental. 1054 01:21:47,372 --> 01:21:49,372 Elmo! 1055 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,672 It ain't often 1056 01:21:52,872 --> 01:21:57,372 that a blowed-up motherfucker gets to chat to the motherfucker that blowed him up. 1057 01:21:57,472 --> 01:21:59,272 You got that right. 1058 01:21:59,372 --> 01:22:03,172 Usually, the blowed-up motherfucker has the courtesy to stay blowed up. 1059 01:22:03,272 --> 01:22:06,072 I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Elmo. 1060 01:22:08,572 --> 01:22:10,872 Ooh, cocktails! What are we celebrating? 1061 01:22:11,072 --> 01:22:13,772 Oh, er... we're toasting... 1062 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:16,972 ..our deal, Mr. Lizard. 1063 01:22:18,072 --> 01:22:19,572 - Our deal? - Not your deal. 1064 01:22:19,672 --> 01:22:21,772 Hands across the ocean you might say 1065 01:22:21,972 --> 01:22:23,672 Fucking twat. 1066 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,972 Elmo Mix-Master. 1067 01:22:28,472 --> 01:22:30,972 Cheers. 1068 01:22:32,572 --> 01:22:35,372 - I love your touches. - To a global partnership. 1069 01:22:35,572 --> 01:22:37,772 To a global partnership! 1070 01:22:42,172 --> 01:22:43,572 Ow. 1071 01:22:44,772 --> 01:22:46,872 Fucking limey bastard. 1072 01:22:46,972 --> 01:22:50,172 Global partnership, my ass! 1073 01:22:50,372 --> 01:22:54,872 My money is on good old-fashioned American monopoly, you son of a bitch! 1074 01:22:55,072 --> 01:22:56,872 Besides, 1075 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:59,672 England ain't nothin'... 1076 01:22:59,872 --> 01:23:02,972 nothing' but the 51st. state! 1077 01:23:04,172 --> 01:23:09,372 Don't you just fucking hate it when a motherfucker stabs you in the back? 1078 01:23:12,172 --> 01:23:16,072 The Lizard travelled 12,000 miles to settle accounts with you! 1079 01:23:16,172 --> 01:23:17,772 So? What? 1080 01:23:17,872 --> 01:23:20,972 You gonna tell me how much you missed me, or are you gonna shoot me? 1081 01:23:21,072 --> 01:23:23,972 I'm sick and tired of fucking chasing your ass! 1082 01:23:24,072 --> 01:23:27,572 Now, you give me my fucking goods, and you give 'em to me fucking now! 1083 01:23:29,272 --> 01:23:31,572 You better chill with that shit, motherfucker. 1084 01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,672 - Own you! - You own me? 1085 01:23:33,772 --> 01:23:36,572 - I fucking own you! - You own shit! 1086 01:23:36,672 --> 01:23:40,672 Go ahead, kill me. Put me out of my misery for the first time in 30 years. 1087 01:23:40,772 --> 01:23:43,372 But you will no longer take what is mine. 1088 01:23:43,472 --> 01:23:44,972 Fucking right. 10% is mine. 1089 01:23:45,072 --> 01:23:48,472 - Five! - Five fucking per cent of that's mine. 1090 01:23:48,672 --> 01:23:51,272 Shut the fuck up! I don't even know who the fuck you are! 1091 01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:56,772 Oh, you've got some big fucking onions, Elmo. 1092 01:23:56,972 --> 01:23:58,972 This... 1093 01:23:59,072 --> 01:24:02,572 is the most expensive candy on the market. 1094 01:24:02,672 --> 01:24:04,872 The drug's a fake, you know. 1095 01:24:05,072 --> 01:24:09,172 It's bogus. It's what we chemists call a placebo. 1096 01:24:09,372 --> 01:24:11,372 It's whatever you want it to be. 1097 01:24:12,772 --> 01:24:16,872 You can run all the tests you want, and it'll look like the best shit in the universe, 1098 01:24:16,972 --> 01:24:21,672 but the ingredients... they cancel each other out. 1099 01:24:21,872 --> 01:24:25,972 Fucking confusing The Lizard ain't gonna fucking help your cause, Elmo. 1100 01:24:26,172 --> 01:24:28,372 You've gotta give big ups to marketing. 1101 01:24:28,472 --> 01:24:30,472 The ability to make people believe. 1102 01:24:30,572 --> 01:24:32,572 The power of suggestion. 1103 01:24:32,772 --> 01:24:35,272 P-O-S 1104 01:24:35,372 --> 01:24:37,372 51. 1105 01:24:38,772 --> 01:24:41,372 I don't give a shit! Is this fucking science lecture over? 1106 01:24:41,572 --> 01:24:44,872 It will be in... 23 seconds. 1107 01:24:48,972 --> 01:24:52,072 It takes 10 seconds for an imbibed liquid to reach the stomach 1108 01:24:52,372 --> 01:24:57,472 It takes the human body 81 seconds to heat that liquid to the point of chemical volatility. 1109 01:24:59,872 --> 01:25:02,472 You... have 12 seconds left. 1110 01:25:02,572 --> 01:25:05,072 12 seconds? What the fuck are you talking about? 1111 01:25:05,172 --> 01:25:07,072 And what is the big fucking umbrella? 1112 01:25:07,172 --> 01:25:08,472 Freeze! 1113 01:25:08,672 --> 01:25:10,372 - Oh! - You lumpy 1114 01:25:10,472 --> 01:25:11,972 in the kaftan, drop the gun. 1115 01:25:12,072 --> 01:25:15,272 Nice and controlled. How's my timing, Felix? 1116 01:25:15,472 --> 01:25:16,972 It's fucking perfect. 1117 01:25:17,072 --> 01:25:19,072 Ow! Argh! 1118 01:25:24,272 --> 01:25:26,072 Aaaargh! 1119 01:25:26,172 --> 01:25:27,472 Aargh! 1120 01:25:41,172 --> 01:25:43,172 That cleared my sinuses. 1121 01:25:45,972 --> 01:25:47,972 Drugs... 1122 01:25:48,172 --> 01:25:49,972 always kill you in the end. 1123 01:26:02,272 --> 01:26:05,072 Whoa! Whoa. Whoa, shit! 1124 01:26:07,572 --> 01:26:10,172 All right, lads. 1125 01:26:10,272 --> 01:26:12,772 Get the cuffs on this cockney twat! 1126 01:26:16,372 --> 01:26:18,372 As agreed. 1127 01:26:20,272 --> 01:26:22,272 What about the drug? 1128 01:26:22,372 --> 01:26:24,972 You conned us. 1129 01:26:25,172 --> 01:26:27,172 I conned them... 1130 01:26:27,272 --> 01:26:29,572 We got paid. 1131 01:26:31,672 --> 01:26:32,672 Is this, 1132 01:26:32,772 --> 01:26:35,472 or is this not, worth 20 million dollars? 1133 01:26:38,772 --> 01:26:40,472 This castle's worth, 1134 01:26:40,572 --> 01:26:42,572 I'd say, more like... 1135 01:26:42,672 --> 01:26:44,772 seven, seven and a half. 1136 01:26:57,972 --> 01:26:59,972 Do you want to see the game? 1137 01:27:01,372 --> 01:27:02,972 ♪ Easy come ♪ 1138 01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:05,872 ♪ Easy go ♪ 1139 01:27:05,972 --> 01:27:08,872 ♪ Watch the world flow ♪ 1140 01:27:29,172 --> 01:27:31,972 Mr. McElroy, 1141 01:27:32,072 --> 01:27:35,272 you are a genuine McElroy like myself, you say. 1142 01:27:35,372 --> 01:27:38,072 This is the tartan of my slave master. 1143 01:27:38,272 --> 01:27:42,372 I now claim his castle and his lands for my own. 1144 01:27:42,472 --> 01:27:44,472 I see. 1145 01:27:44,672 --> 01:27:47,972 - But will you not now be making your putt? - Aye 1146 01:27:56,872 --> 01:28:01,972 Congratulations, Mr. McElroy. An outstanding round of golf. 1147 01:28:02,072 --> 01:28:04,072 You ain't seen nothing yet. 1148 01:28:09,472 --> 01:28:11,472 Well! 1149 01:28:11,672 --> 01:28:14,772 I can tell you, it's the first time that's been seen on the 18th green. 1150 01:28:14,972 --> 01:28:17,972 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1151 01:28:19,672 --> 01:28:22,472 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1152 01:28:22,572 --> 01:28:24,572 Elmo's in the house! 1153 01:28:24,772 --> 01:28:27,772 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1154 01:28:28,872 --> 01:28:31,072 ♪ And everything bad is good ♪ 1155 01:28:33,472 --> 01:28:36,572 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1156 01:28:38,072 --> 01:28:40,272 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1157 01:28:42,672 --> 01:28:44,872 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1158 01:28:47,072 --> 01:28:49,472 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1159 01:28:51,672 --> 01:28:54,372 ♪ The voice inside my head ♪ 1160 01:28:54,572 --> 01:28:57,772 ♪ Says take it slow ♪ 1161 01:29:00,572 --> 01:29:02,772 ♪ Easy come ♪ 1162 01:29:02,872 --> 01:29:05,072 ♪ Easy go ♪ 1163 01:29:05,172 --> 01:29:07,172 ♪ Watch the world flow ♪ 1164 01:29:08,972 --> 01:29:10,972 ♪ I hear voices ♪ 1165 01:29:12,072 --> 01:29:14,272 ♪ Loud and clear ♪ 1166 01:29:14,372 --> 01:29:17,072 ♪ Taking what's yours ♪ 1167 01:29:18,572 --> 01:29:22,572 ♪ Temptation's got a hold of me ♪ 1168 01:29:24,572 --> 01:29:26,572 ♪ And I hear them saying ♪ 1169 01:29:27,672 --> 01:29:30,772 ♪ Oh, everything good is bad ♪ 1170 01:29:32,472 --> 01:29:35,572 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1171 01:29:36,672 --> 01:29:39,672 ♪ Oh, everything good is bad ♪ 1172 01:29:41,872 --> 01:29:44,972 ♪ And everything bad is good ♪ 1173 01:29:46,672 --> 01:29:50,972 ♪ Take a trip and lose yourself ♪ 1174 01:29:51,072 --> 01:29:53,072 ♪ Watch the world breathe ♪ 1175 01:29:54,372 --> 01:29:56,972 ♪ Heart is racing ♪ 1176 01:29:57,072 --> 01:29:59,072 ♪ Mind's pounding ♪ 1177 01:29:59,272 --> 01:30:02,672 ♪ Let me sit down, cos I'm coming up ♪ 1178 01:30:03,972 --> 01:30:08,272 ♪ A heavy ride is a heavy ride ♪ 1179 01:30:08,372 --> 01:30:11,672 ♪ A new day dawns ♪ 1180 01:30:12,972 --> 01:30:15,772 ♪ The voices, I hear the voices ♪ 1181 01:30:16,872 --> 01:30:20,072 ♪ Keep saying, keep telling me that ♪ 1182 01:30:20,172 --> 01:30:22,172 ♪ Keep telling me, oh ♪ 1183 01:30:22,372 --> 01:30:24,772 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1184 01:30:26,772 --> 01:30:29,572 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1185 01:30:30,872 --> 01:30:34,372 ♪ Oh, everything good is bad ♪ 1186 01:30:35,872 --> 01:30:38,772 ♪ And everything bad is good ♪ 1187 01:30:43,172 --> 01:30:45,172 ♪ Oh ♪ 1188 01:30:49,672 --> 01:30:53,272 ♪ The voices inside my head ♪ 1189 01:30:53,372 --> 01:30:56,672 ♪ Say they're losing all control ♪ 1190 01:30:57,972 --> 01:30:59,972 ♪ Now, who am I? ♪ 1191 01:31:00,172 --> 01:31:02,872 ♪ And where are you? ♪ 1192 01:31:02,972 --> 01:31:04,972 ♪ I'm climbing walls ♪ 1193 01:31:06,972 --> 01:31:08,972 ♪ Melting colours ♪ 1194 01:31:09,072 --> 01:31:11,472 ♪ I cannot speak ♪ 1195 01:31:11,572 --> 01:31:14,972 ♪ Cannot face another day ♪ 1196 01:31:16,172 --> 01:31:19,572 ♪ Temptation's got a hold of me ♪ 1197 01:31:21,172 --> 01:31:23,172 ♪ And I hear them say ♪ 1198 01:31:24,672 --> 01:31:27,772 ♪ Oh, everything good is bad ♪ 1199 01:31:29,872 --> 01:31:31,872 ♪ And everything bad is good ♪ 1200 01:31:34,272 --> 01:31:37,172 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1201 01:31:39,072 --> 01:31:41,472 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1202 01:31:43,672 --> 01:31:46,672 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1203 01:31:48,272 --> 01:31:50,972 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1204 01:31:55,372 --> 01:31:57,372 ♪ Oh ♪ 1205 01:32:01,372 --> 01:32:04,472 ♪ Oh, everything good is bad ♪ 1206 01:32:06,172 --> 01:32:09,072 ♪ And everything bad is good ♪ 1207 01:32:10,972 --> 01:32:13,372 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1208 01:32:15,572 --> 01:32:17,972 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1209 01:32:20,172 --> 01:32:22,572 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1210 01:32:24,772 --> 01:32:27,572 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪ 1211 01:32:29,372 --> 01:32:32,372 ♪ Everything good is bad ♪ 1212 01:32:33,472 --> 01:32:36,172 ♪ Everything bad is good ♪89586

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