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Max, the chief's been hit!
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I'm sorry...
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Don't try to talk, chief,
Try to save your strength.
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Oh, max, the chief's
Got to be all right.
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He's just got to be. If
Anything happens to him...
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- 99...
- max, please tell me he'll be all right.
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- 99...
- tell me he'll be all right, max.
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Tell me, max. Tell me.
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- he'll be all right.
- you're just saying that.
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99, you know how I
Feel about the chief.
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I know, max. He
Yells at you a lot,
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But he really likes you so much.
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Yes. You know, it's funny, 99,
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At a time like this you
Remember little things.
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Do you know, when I
First came to control,
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- the chief had a full head of hair?
- really?
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When I came here he was bald.
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That's right. You joined
Two weeks after I did.
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Oh, max, I'm so
Afraid kaos will...
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I mean, if anything
Should happen to you, I'd...
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Don't worry, 99. Nothing's
Going to happen to me.
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You know what I mean, max.
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Yes, I do, ernestine.
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That's the first time you've
Ever called me ernestine.
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- I know.
- I wish it were my name.
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Admiral hargrade?
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Oh, there you are.
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There certainly are a lot
Of sharp turns in this hall.
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What are you
Doing here, admiral?
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What am I doing here?
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My boy, when the president
Of the united states
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Puts me in charge of
A case, I take charge.
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Don't overtax yourself, sir.
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Nonsense, my boy.
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I may be 91 years old,
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But I have just as
Much vim and vigor
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As I had when I was 32.
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Well, maybe 31.
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32 was actually a very bad year.
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All right, 86, let me
Have your report.
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Well, it's bad news, sir.
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The chief has been hurt.
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Tell me the bad news first,
Then we'll discuss the chief.
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That's it, sir. The
Chief has been shot.
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Well, what about our
Witness, bediyoskin?
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Did you talk to him
While he was conscious?
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Did he tell you who
Has the stolen formula?
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Well, he wasn't able to talk,
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But he wrote something
Down on a piece of paper.
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That's a piece of
Paper all right.
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We'd better get this over
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To bediyoskin's
Brother right away.
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If anybody can read
This, it's dr. Smith.
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This piece of paper will tell
Us who has the stolen formula.
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I can't believe this!
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The chief is lying in
There in critical condition,
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And all you're worried
About is the formula,
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Now see here, young lady,
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I am a soldier and so
Is the man in that room.
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Our nation's security
Comes before any one man.
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and if one of us
Falls by the wayside,
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We must still move forward.
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We have to not
Get him too excited.
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No, it's all right, 99. It's
Time for his nap anyway.
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Let's get him over there and
Stand him against the wall.
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All right.
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Let's go look in
On the chief, max.
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Right, 99. Have a
Good rest, old timer.
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- hi.
- hello, chief.
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What's new?
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The doctor says you're
Gonna be just fine.
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Yes, chief, but
It's very important
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That you get a lot
Of peace and quiet
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And I'm personally gonna
See to it that you get...
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Sorry about that, chief.
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now if there's
Anything I can do,
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Anything at all, don't
Hesitate to let me know.
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If you need blood,
You can have mine.
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Excuse me, I have
To check his chart.
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Well, we have to be
Going anyway, chief.
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I've got to get bediyoskin's
Message over to dr. Smith.
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there's every chance in
The world that he may be able
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to decipher his
Brother's handwriting.
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Put your hands up.
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Max!
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99, what are you doing?
The doctor expressly said
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That the chief should
Have rest, peace and quiet.
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She's a kaos agent. Max, look!
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how did you know
She wasn't a nurse?
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a nurse doesn't wear
High heels on duty, max.
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Hold it!
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All right, get on your feet.
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Max!
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- max, are you all right?
- yes.
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- don't let her get away, 99.
- right, max.
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Now you just relax,
Chief, and get some sleep.
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There she goes, max.
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The chief's car.
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Larrabee, quick,
Follow that car.
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Right, 86!
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- I'll go first.
- right, max.
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Man on tv: if we do
Not receive $1 billion
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We will unleash
The terrifying power
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Of formula 6076767.
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your country will be
Turned into a wasteland.
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kaos has moved ahead with
Its threat to destroy your country.
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Less than 30 minutes ago
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We dried up another
Body of water...
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Niagara falls.
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Isn't that terrible?
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Now thousands of honeymooners
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Will be stranded up
There with nothing to do.
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Dr. Smith,
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You must decipher your
Brother's handwriting.
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If you fail, the entire
Country may be destroyed...
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By the very formula
You have created.
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It's three initials...
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T.B.O.
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Whose initials are t.B.O.?
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T.B.O.? Why does that
Sound so familiar?
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Would you get that?
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- where's the phone?
- it's the microscope.
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No no no, internal security
Changed it this morning.
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It's the bunsen burner.
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You listen to the metal
Part and talk into the flame.
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A hotline, huh?
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This is control laboratory,
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Maxwell smart speaking.
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Uh, I blew the connection.
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There's a big, black "T",
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A lot of little letters,
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A big "B", and then...
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Hello.
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99, it's agent 13.
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He's reporting in that he
Infiltrated the laundry.
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The laundry. That's it.
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These are the laundry
Tickets that I found
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In your brother's
Clothes at the hotel room.
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"Three brothers
Omniwash... T.B.O."
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Good girl, 99.
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Now I want you and 86 to go
To that laundry immediately.
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This is a code "P" alert.
That's "P" as in "Peter."
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Hello, 13. This is
A code "P" alert.
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That's "P" as in "Peter."
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Hello, 13. I was saying
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It's a code "P" alert...
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Eh...
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How about "L" for "Lamont"?
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No.
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Well, I'll tell him
When I get there.
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- come on, 99.
- right, max.
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Hi, 99, where have you
Been keeping yourself?
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Hello, 13. How are
You doing in there?
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If you two are quite finished,
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Do you mind if we
Get down to business?
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Have you learned anything, 13?
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Yeah, I... Oh,
Somebody's coming.
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Listen, you'd better keep
Stuffing clothes in here
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So we don't look suspicious.
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And if anybody comes
By, close the door.
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The laundry is a front
For a horse room.
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The machines represent
Different horses and races
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Throughout the country.
The bets are in the laundry bags
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- and they're deposited in the machi...
- shh, someone's coming.
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Are deposited in the machines
By runners posing as customers.
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Of course. That
Explains everything.
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That's why you found the
Laundry tickets in bediyoskin's room.
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The laundry tickets are
The bets for the races.
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- the red tickets...
- shh.
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He's coming back.
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Are $500 bets, and the
White ones are $1,000.
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Bediyoskin had
Six $1,000 tickets.
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Of course, of course.
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He was betting on the races
And losing and he had to pay off,
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So he stole the formula
And sold it to kaos.
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Yeah. 86, do you think you'll
Be needing me anymore?
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No, I don't think so, 13.
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Well, I can't wait to get
Home and take a warm bath.
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That man who just came in.
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- what about him?
- don't you recognize him, max?
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That's the drunk who was in the
Hotel lobby when bediyoskin was shot.
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You're right, 99. Why, he
Could have shot bediyoskin.
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- do you think he saw us?
- no, I don't think so,
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But we'd better step back
Here just in case he comes out.
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Strange, his showing up here.
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Well, maybe he's a horseplayer.
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Max, I have a hunch.
Call it woman's intuition,
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But his being here is
Not just a coincidence.
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Now supposing he owns this place
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And supposing bediyoskin
Had lost heavily at the races
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And supposing he's the bookmaker
That bediyoskin had to pay off.
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Well, that's a lot
Of supposing, 99,
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But you just may be
Right, and if you are
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Then the pieces begin to
Fit together very nicely.
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If we could just figure
Out what t.B.O. Stands for.
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T.B.O., t.B.O. Wait a
Minute, 99, I've got an idea.
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T-b...
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No, that's no good.
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Max, look! T.B.O.
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Yes, and a lot of little
Letters underneath it.
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R-l-a-n-d-o. Orlando,
And a phone number.
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Max, "2-1-3"... That's the
Area code for los angeles.
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00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:57,459
Maybe someone called a
T.B. Orlando in los angeles.
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- do you think orlando is a name?
- could be.
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Well, there's only
One way to find out, 99.
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I'm going to call that number.
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Hello, operator?
This is maxwell smart.
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I want to call long distance,
Los angeles, california.
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The number is 462-7399.
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I want to speak
Person-to-person to a mr. Orlando.
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- panamint studios.
- it's panamint studios.
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Mr. Orlando? Yes,
We have a mr. Orlando.
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T.B. Orlando. Shall I ring him?
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No, never mind.
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Well, that's it, 99.
We've found our t.B.O.
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Come on, we're
Going to los angeles.
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- max, why didn't you talk to him?
- why warn him?
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This way nobody knows
We're coming. Come on.
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A man called smart just phoned
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From washington
Inquiring about orlando.
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Look, fella, you can't see
Mr. Orlando without a pass.
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Besides, I don't believe
You're his brother.
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Can you please stand back
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And let mr. Hurrah's
Car through?
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Mr. Hurrah? Wait a
Minute, we know mr. Hurrah.
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If he says it's
Okay, can we get in?
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He's the big one.
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You get an okay from
Mr. Hurrah and you're in.
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- morning.
- morning, sir.
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Uh, mr. Hurrah, I don't know
If you remember me or not,
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But we met in washington when
Your friend bediyoskin was...
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Of course, when
Bediyoskin was... Was what?
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- uh, shot.
- shot. Yes, terrible, sad.
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Some actors should be
Shot, but not bediyoskin.
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what are you doing here?
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My sister and I
Just came out here
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To see a friend in the studio,
But they won't let us in.
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You want to get in the
Studio... You're in the studio.
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This man is a very dear
Friend of mine. You let him in.
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- yes, sir.
- come, I'll give you a ride. Get in.
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00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,984
Oh, well, we wouldn't want
To put you out, mr. Hurrah.
242
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,652
Nonsense, nonsense,
My dear friend.
243
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,154
Get in, get in. Bring your
Sister. Get in. Plenty of room.
244
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,791
Come right here. That's
It, I'll make a little room.
245
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:11,059
Sit right here, my dear.
246
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,629
Take this. That's it.
247
00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:17,032
That's it. That's it. Okay.
248
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:19,301
Okay. You all right?
249
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,136
Be careful, I'm on
The edge of the car.
250
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,106
No, this is "The edge of
The car," my new picture.
251
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,274
Are you sure we're not
Putting you to any trouble?
252
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,276
- no. Where are you going, my friend?
- stage 7.
253
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,348
Here we are.
254
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,217
I hope we didn't take
You out of your way.
255
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:38,420
Not at all, my friend. I'm so glad
You could have the ride with me.
256
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,991
Fine, I'll just take
That. That's a girl.
257
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,215
Yes, there we are.
258
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,296
Who are you going
To see on the lot?
259
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,833
- we're looking for a mr. Orlando.
- orlando? Uh...
260
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,168
Oh, there he is, over
There with the green jacket.
261
00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:56,393
- well, goodbye, my friends.
- thank you.
262
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,185
- mr. Orlando, I have to talk to you.
- about what?
263
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,420
I'm maxwell smart,
A government agent.
264
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,255
I don't know anything.
265
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,725
This concerns the whole
World. You've got to help us.
266
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,060
I have an appointment
With mr. Hurrah,
267
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,396
And the big one doesn't
Like to be kept waiting.
268
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,565
Bediyoskin told
Us to contact you.
269
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,001
He even wrote your initials
On a slip of paper... T.B.O.
270
00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,303
T.B.O. Can mean a lot of things.
271
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:31,273
Oh, really? For instance,
Give me another t.B.O.
272
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,777
- one t.B.O., 40¢ - t.B.O?
273
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,413
Tomato and bacon,
On an onion roll.
274
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,247
You see? Now go away.
275
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,050
Our nation's
Security is at stake.
276
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,085
You owe it to your country
To tell us what you know.
277
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,420
Wait a minute.
278
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,422
Did you say bediyoskin wrote
279
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:51,560
The initials t.B.O.
On a piece of paper?
280
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:54,162
- yes.
- I must check something.
281
00:15:54,186 --> 00:15:56,031
What? - not now.
282
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,401
Meet me on stage 7.
283
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,392
Give me five minutes.
284
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,360
There must be a light switch
In here somewhere, max.
285
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,695
Forget it, 99.
286
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,931
It will make us perfect
Targets for orlando.
287
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,266
Just stick close to me
And hug the shadows.
288
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,223
Come on.
289
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,829
Take it easy, 99.
290
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,598
It's just a bunch of dummies.
291
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,133
They use them for fight scenes.
292
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,625
Max, look!
293
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:12,073
It's orlando. He's dead.
294
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:14,976
- oh, max, how terrible.
- I know.
295
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,400
That practically
Eliminates him as a suspect.
296
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:22,598
Come on, 99. Let's
Get out of here.
297
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,391
Oh, max, we're right
Back where we started.
298
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,160
We still don't know
Who the big one is.
299
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,606
Yes, well, I guess we'd
Better call the admiral.
300
00:17:33,608 --> 00:17:34,429
Right.
301
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:37,132
- wait a minute. Wait a minute, 99.
- what?
302
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,368
It's been right here in front
Of our eyes all the time.
303
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,203
- what has?
- of course.
304
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:45,174
Orlando said it, the guard
Said it, and now you just said it.
305
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,508
Said what, max?
306
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,310
The big one... T.B.O.
307
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,012
T.B.O. Stands for "The big one."
308
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,546
Max, I don't know what
You're talking about.
309
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,983
Don't you remember,
99? Orlando said,
310
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:56,051
"I've got an appointment
With otto hurrah,
311
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,053
And the big one doesn't
Like to be kept waiting."
312
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,621
And then the guard said...
313
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,123
"If it's all right with
The big one, you're in."
314
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,959
T.B.O... The big one
Is otto hurrah.
315
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,061
- exactly.
- what are we going to do now, max?
316
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,097
We'll just go over
To mr. Hurrah's office
317
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,598
And have a little talk with him.
318
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,300
Why not have it here?
319
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,723
Run, 99, run.
320
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,701
99!
321
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,740
I'll get him, 99.
322
00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,007
Thank you.
323
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,099
Hi-ya!
324
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,725
ha!
325
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,799
Yah!
326
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,846
Missed. Ha ha.
327
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,848
This is going to be
A pleasure, hurrah...
328
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,772
For you.
329
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,589
Tell me, hurrah, what made
You decide to join kaos?
330
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,591
I'm a creative
Producer and director,
331
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,392
Bursting with new concepts.
332
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,361
I was wasted in
The movie business.
333
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:29,197
Kaos had an opening for
A mastermind, so I took it.
334
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,354
Besides, my agent
Recommended it.
335
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:38,373
But kaos is vicious,
Evil and rotten.
336
00:21:38,397 --> 00:21:41,143
So is my agent.
337
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:49,518
Your government made a big mistake
Not giving us the money, mr. Smart.
338
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,989
Now everyone in america is doomed
To die of thirst and starvation.
339
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:56,458
You're the one who's
Made the mistake, hurrah.
340
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,760
Yes, I let others
Try to kill you.
341
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,397
I almost deprived myself of
This measureless pleasure.
342
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,366
Any last words, mr. Smart?
343
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,823
Yes. You're under arrest.
344
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,783
Your last chance, mr. Smart.
345
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,919
Make a phone call and guarantee
The money, and I'll let you live.
346
00:22:24,943 --> 00:22:26,921
You're bluffing, hurrah.
You've used up most
347
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,757
Of the formula in
Demonstrations already.
348
00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,959
Our chemists in europe
Will duplicate the formula
349
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,494
As soon as I deliver it there.
350
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,029
We have men in every
Airport, every seaport.
351
00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,730
You'll never get the
Formula past them.
352
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,800
We shall see.
Correction... I shall see.
353
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,325
You won't be alive.
354
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:10,932
Well, hurrah, as they say
In the movies, this is the end.
355
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:14,670
Don't worry, my friend.
356
00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,172
I've never killed
An unarmed man.
357
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,568
Sorry about that.
358
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:32,821
Well, sir, I'm very
Glad to tell you
359
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,989
That the case is
Officially closed,
360
00:23:35,013 --> 00:23:38,760
And I will now turn over
The wheel of the ship to you.
361
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,962
Well, admiral, it was a...
362
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:44,065
A pleasure serving
Under you again, sir.
363
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,567
The pleasure was mine.
364
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,969
And now I've got
To get to my doctor.
365
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,971
I'm overdue for my checkup.
366
00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,706
When did you have your last one?
367
00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:53,242
Yesterday.
368
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,243
I think we should all go home.
369
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,201
We could certainly
Use a nice, quiet weekend.
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