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Insalata speciale alla smart.
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I prepared for you myself.
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Oh, good. I'm starving.
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Get the girl.
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Help! Help!
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I'm sorry, but this
Table is occupied.
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Help me. They are
Taking my mistress.
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Well, that will teach
You not to fool around.
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The cops!
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- are you all right?
- yes, thank you.
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What a brave man you are, mr...
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Smart. Maxwell smart.
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Maxwell smart. It must have
Been fate that brought you here.
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- no, it was the salad.
- I've got to go. I must get out of here.
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But the police are coming. They'll
Want to know what happened.
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Can't afford the scandal. I'll
Find some way to repay you later.
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But what about those men?
What were they trying to do?
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Probably another kidnap attempt.
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Another?
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It happens all the time.
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Fascinating.
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Fascinating and beautiful.
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And very low calorie.
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I'm telling you, chief. This was
No ordinary kidnap attempt.
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I happened to have recognized
One of those hoods as a kaos man.
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- what's the man's name?
- I can't remember.
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- what was the girl's name?
- I didn't get it.
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What about the license
Number of the girl's car?
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I didn't see it.
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- how about the license of the other car?
- I didn't notice.
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Max, what would you do if you were
Me and an agent gave you answers like
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"I can't remember," "I didn't
Notice," and "I didn't see it"?
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I don't know.
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What's the matter, chief?
Another one of your headaches?
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Listen, chief, I'm sure that I can
Identify one of those attackers.
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- how?
- well, look, chief...
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The lab has perfected
The new idento-man.
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Oh. How does it work?
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Well, you see, chief, the
Head is a huge electromagnet.
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Now you take these
Various features
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And you put them on and you get
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- a three-dimensional figure.
- all right, let's get to it.
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Now as soon as we can identify that
Man, we'll send out a tracer on him.
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Then maybe we can find out who the
Girl is and what kaos wants with her.
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Right, chief. Okay,
Let's see now.
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First of all, he
Had a very kind of...
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Determined chin.
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And then...
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A very cruel mouth...
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And a mean moustache.
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His nose was kind
Of crooked, chief.
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And then of course he had
Those bashed-in cauliflower ears.
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The thing I saw most was
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Those big beautiful
Baby-blue eyes.
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- what about the hair?
- oh, I didn't see his hair, chief,
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He was wearing a hat.
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Well, try that one.
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That's him, chief.
That's the man I saw.
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Now all we have to
Do is take his picture
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And run it through the automatic
Comparison file, and we've got our man.
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Well, as soon as we can
Pin down the identification,
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I want you to look for the girl.
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Because if he is a kaos man...
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Oh, he is a kaos man,
Chief. I never forget a face.
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And the face you've
Constructed looks like him?
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I'm positive, chief.
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Then we'll put him on our
101 list... "Shoot on sight."
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Right, chief.
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Watch out, chief! There he is!
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It's all right, chief.
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It's only the dummy.
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Yes, I know.
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- how am I doing, little joe?
- wild, tracy, wild.
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Now you are doing the jet.
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Whoa whoa. Hey,
Gang. Got a new dance...
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"The leopard."
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Excuse me, miss dunhill. There
Are two gentlemen to see you.
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I showed them into the library.
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Slade, I told you never
To set foot in this house.
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And what is caine doing here?
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He's here because I
Asked him to be here.
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He told me about the fake
Kidnapping attempt this morning,
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And I don't like it. You
Didn't clear it with me.
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I'm the head of
Kaos in this district.
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And I'm the head of
The daughters of kaos.
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A d.O.K. Takes command
Of any district she's in,
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And I am taking over the killing
Of maxwell smart personally.
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Since when have you
Been interested in smart?
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Today is one year to the
Day since maxwell smart
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Killed the founder of the
United states branch of kaos...
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My father.
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Seems only fitting
That smart should die
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On the anniversary
Of daddy's death.
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Why didn't you shoot him this
Morning when you had the opportunity?
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I set up that fake kidnapping
Attempt to make contact with smart.
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Besides, shooting
Lacks imagination.
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I want thrills,
Excitement, kicks.
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Marvelous. But when does he die?
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Tonight. And smart's weakness
Is going to set him up for the kill.
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We never found out
Smart's weakness.
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How could you know it?
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He has the same weakness as
Every other man I've ever met...
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Me.
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- hello there.
- I've come to thank you, maxwell smart.
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Won't you come in?
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How did you find
Out where I lived?
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I looked you up
In the phone book.
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Oh, you'd make a
Good detective, miss...
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- tracy dunhill.
- tracy dunhill.
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Yes, of course.
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Aren't you the one they
Call "The madcap heiress,"
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- "The billion-dollar baby"?
- just call me tracy, max.
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"Tracy max." well, couldn't
We just make it "Tracy"?
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See, my name is max and it could
Get a little confusing that way.
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You're right.
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Do you always
Carry two fur coats?
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Of course. One is for wearing,
The other's for dragging.
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Miss dunhill, I'm not sure if
You're aware of this or not,
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But you're in terrible danger.
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You see, I happened to recognize
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One of the men who tried
To kidnap you this afternoon,
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And he's no run-of-the-mill
Ordinary kidnapper.
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He happens to be
A member of kaos.
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Kaos?
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Yes, an international
Organization of evil.
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Ooh, really? How exciting.
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Exciting?
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Yes, I live for excitement.
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And you, mr. Smart,
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You look like the kind of man
Who lives for excitement too.
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Well, yes, I guess you could
Say I'm a man of the world.
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Do you like skin-diving...
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Great sport.
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Gliding along the ocean floor...
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Marvelous.
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With only a spear
Gun in your hand...
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Love it.
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Surrounded by man-eating sharks?
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That I'm not too crazy about.
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Oh, max, I just know
You're my kind of man
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and I know my friends
Are going to love you.
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Why don't you come
To my party tonight?
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Oh, well, that's very nice
Of you. I'd like to. What time?
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Any time. It's been going
On for two months.
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Let's say about 10:00 then.
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It will seem an
Eternity till then.
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May I say, mr. Smart, you
Have a fantastic charm?
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May I say, miss dunhill, that
You have fantastic taste?
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Good night.
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Good night, tracy.
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Max, I can't leave.
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Why not?
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You're standing on my coat.
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Smart will be here at 10:00.
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How are you going to kill him?
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Well, that's just what
I'm going to work out.
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Let's see...
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I want something exotic.
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No, something different.
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That's it. Lipstick.
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Lipstick?
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Yes. This has the
Protective undercoating.
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And this is the poison lipstick.
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and when I kiss smart...
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Get one of the boys in here.
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now.
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Who can refuse a
Daughter of kaos?
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Caine, miss dunhill
Wants to see you.
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Yes, miss dunhill.
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Caine, I never thanked
You for this morning.
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Thank you, caine.
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Quite dead.
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Oh, yes. Any doctor will
Think he died of a heart attack,
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But you and I will know that he
Was a victim of the kiss of death.
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Get him out of here.
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Max, I want you to be especially
Careful at tracy dunhill's party.
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You've got to find out
Why kaos wants her,
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And that means constant danger.
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Oh, I don't know, chief.
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Kaos has its killers,
Kidnappers and blackmailers,
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But I don't think they'd crash a
Party where they weren't invited.
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I think they might, max.
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How do you like that, 86?
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Well, to tell you the truth,
I'm not too thrilled about it.
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Don't tell me
You're not thrilled.
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Last year, thanks to me,
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There were six control men
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On the list of 10
Best dressed spies.
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I never heard of that list.
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Of course you
Haven't. It's a secret.
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Everything I design is a secret.
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That's why I am known
As tailor to the spies.
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Well, what about
This? Look at that.
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It looks like it's been rewoven.
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Don't touch that.
It's a bullet hole.
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I spend weeks
Making these jackets
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And you agents go out
And get yourself shot.
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You have no regard for clothing.
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The jacket is just fine.
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Okay, the jacket's just fine.
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Now where's the secret
Pocket for my gun?
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Don't tell me. I'll find it.
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I can't find it.
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There is no secret pocket.
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You see?
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He shouldn't get so
Emotional about his clothes.
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Max, I had agent 13 shipped
Into tracy dunhill's house.
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Shipped?
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As we found out she'd
Ordered some new furniture.
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Before it was delivered, I
Stationed agent 13 inside a couch.
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- oh, well that will be nice for 13.
- why?
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Well, he's been working
Hard. He could use the rest.
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Will you stop it?
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Oh, max. The lab man asked me
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To bring you this belt to
Wear to the party tonight.
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Oh, thank you, 99.
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It's the latest piece
Of special equipment.
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The buckle contains a
Miniscule tape recorder.
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What?
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Miniscule. Diminutive.
Microcosmic.
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Hmm. You certainly
Have a way with words, 99.
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Teensy-weensy.
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Chief, I don't like
This setup at all.
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I think we ought to
Try to crash that party.
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But if we attract attention,
Kaos is sure to become suspicious.
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Trust my feminine
Intuition, chief.
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Max is walking into a trap.
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Now, 99, you don't think just because
Miss dunhill is terribly attractive
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And fabulously wealthy, that
Would affect max's judgment, do you?
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How long would it
Take you to change?
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You're not as clever as you
Thought you were, my dear.
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It's 10:00. Smart
Isn't here yet.
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Don't worry. Smart will be
Here, and I will be ready for him.
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First the protective
Undercoating.
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Then the poison lipstick.
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You're a very
Attractive woman, tracy.
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Oh, I just adore compliments.
I could kiss you for that.
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Naughty.
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Smart just came in. You could
Take care of him right now.
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A kiss hello, and
It's goodbye smart.
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I told you, slade, I
Will take care of smart
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In my own way at my own time.
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Smart dies at exactly the
Moment that he killed my father...
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Midnight.
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00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,094
Hello, max. I'm so
Glad you could come.
246
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I want you to meet
Some of my guests.
247
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,798
Oh, thank you, tracy, but I think
I'll just look around for a little bit.
248
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:25,800
Don't forget, your life
May still be in danger.
249
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,470
Oh, that's right.
Don't you disappear.
250
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,739
I've got a great
Surprise for you later.
251
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,930
Good. I'm looking forward to it.
252
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,503
Good evening.
253
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:43,785
99, I feel awfully
Uncomfortable dressed like this.
254
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,588
My glasses are too dark and
My cummerbund is too tight.
255
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,591
But, chief, you'll fit
Right in with the crowd.
256
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,593
Who are all these
Strange-looking people?
257
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,197
A bunch of international
Parasitic sycophants.
258
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:58,661
Hey, max was right. You
Do have a way with words.
259
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,768
13?
260
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,517
Hi there, 88-66.
261
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,420
It's just 86.
262
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,123
Well, I'm seeing
Double right now.
263
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:25,094
I'm surprised at you, 13. You're
Supposed to be working on a case.
264
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:27,295
I'm on my second case.
265
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,920
I finished my first
Case an hour ago.
266
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:33,636
Well, at least you found
A clever place to hide.
267
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,840
Yeah, no, not really. Half a
Dozen people have seen me already.
268
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,008
Well, how do you
Explain yourself?
269
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,479
I don't have to. With
This jet-set crowd,
270
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,614
A guy in the sofa
Is just normal.
271
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,749
I guess you're right.
272
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:51,553
Yeah, there's a swedish
Actress sleeping in the wall safe.
273
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:55,224
Listen, 13, do you have
Anything important to report?
274
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,793
Oh, you bet I have, 86.
275
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,896
I discovered something that's
So important, it's a matter of...
276
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,565
Excuse me.
277
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,634
It's a matter of life and death.
278
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,170
Unfortunately, I don't remember
279
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,475
What life or whose death, but...
280
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,799
Oh, hi there.
281
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,249
Ah, thank you.
282
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,318
Who was that?
283
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,754
Oh, that was agent 93.
284
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:28,523
Since I had to keep
Surveillance at a party,
285
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:30,867
The chief was nice enough
To let me take along a date.
286
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,463
Well, I'll see you around, 86.
287
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,632
Wait a minute,
Wait a minute, 13.
288
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,434
Try to remember
What you've overheard.
289
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,204
But I... I... I know what...
290
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,206
Shh. Someone's coming.
291
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,276
Hello, max. Having a good time?
292
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,911
Yes, but I'm waiting for that
Surprise you promised me.
293
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,246
You won't have long to wait.
294
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,948
Well, I hope it will
Be worth waiting for.
295
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,539
You will never forget it.
296
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,658
I don't like the
Looks of that, chief.
297
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:39,027
I'm sorry, 99. I'm new
At this kind of dancing.
298
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,662
I'm doing the best that I can.
299
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,798
No, I mean max and that woman.
300
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,301
Let's dance over that way.
301
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,726
Okay, but you lead.
302
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:57,245
Hold it down,
Everybody. Quiet!
303
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,949
The party's getting dull. We
Need something to celebrate.
304
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,585
And we are going to celebrate...
305
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,152
The new year!
306
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,258
But the new year is months away.
307
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,828
The man is right. That's what
We are going to celebrate...
308
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,264
The fact that the new
Year is months away!
309
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:22,504
Oh, max, you know what is
So exciting about new year's?
310
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,061
Everybody kisses at midnight.
311
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:31,013
Good. Then I'll see
You at midnight.
312
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,715
You know, 99,
This is some party.
313
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,249
I hope max is all right.
314
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:36,451
- oh, I'm sure he is.
- I don't know, chief.
315
00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:38,453
I haven't been able to
Reach him for over an hour.
316
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,490
Every time I tried to, that
Man started talking to me.
317
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,593
- did you find out who that girl is?
- no,
318
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,162
But I'm certain she's
A control agent.
319
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,122
You're playing a very
Dangerous game, tracy.
320
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,004
In 30 seconds it
Will be midnight,
321
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,073
And that's when maxwell
Smart gets his kiss.
322
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,177
Come on, 13, try
And remember again.
323
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,313
I can't take this party much
Longer. The noise is killing me.
324
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,748
- that's it!
- what's it?
325
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:09,318
That's the thing that
I couldn't remember.
326
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,887
You're going to
Get killed tonight.
327
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,788
Tonight?
328
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:15,391
But it's almost midnight.
329
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,392
Midnight?
330
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,962
Well, look, if I
Don't see you again,
331
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,952
Happy new year!
332
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,441
Tracy: happy new
Year! Happy new year!
333
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:34,665
Max, max, over here!
334
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,618
Tracy, how about a
Kiss? Happy new year!
335
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,387
No!
336
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,949
Max...
337
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:55,419
Happy new year.
338
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,524
Happy new year.
339
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,515
I did it. I killed
Maxwell smart.
340
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:17,919
And exactly at midnight,
Just as I said I would.
341
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,590
My apologies. You are a
True daughter of kaos.
342
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:25,026
And that's the end
Of maxwell smart.
343
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:28,597
No, that's the end
Of tracy dunhill.
344
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,599
I have your
Confession right here
345
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,736
In my teensy-weensy
Tape recorder.
346
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,170
You're supposed to be dead.
347
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:36,872
Yes, I know,
348
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,974
But when agent 13 told me that
I was gonna be killed tonight,
349
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,509
And when I saw you kiss that man
Outside, I put two and two together.
350
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,979
But I was wearing poison
Lipstick when I kissed you.
351
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,481
What saved you?
352
00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,018
Plastic lips.
353
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,109
Thanks to the boys in
The lab, I can kiss and tell.
354
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,530
Good morning,
Chief. Morning, 99.
355
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,864
Chief: good morning.
356
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,167
Well, chief, I checked
With the legal department.
357
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,203
And tracy dunhill is going
To prison for a long long time.
358
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,738
- I should think so.
- yes,
359
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,773
They got her on two
Charges of manslaughter
360
00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,675
And one of kissing
With a deadly weapon.
361
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,744
Congratulations,
Max. You did a fine job
362
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,746
In gathering evidence
Against tracy dunhill.
363
00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,283
And loving it.
364
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,551
Oh, come on now, 99.
You don't really believe
365
00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,420
I liked her and
Her phony friends.
366
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:26,922
Funny you should mention that.
367
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,423
What are you talking about?
368
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,926
I have your teensy-weensy
Tape recorder.
369
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,196
Max on tape: hello
There. What's your name?
370
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,532
Woman on tape: my name
Is ivana, and I'm a ballerina.
371
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,601
Max on tape: and
I'm maxwell smart,
372
00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:42,559
eccentric millionaire
And patron of the arts.
373
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:48,043
It so happens she
Was 60 years old.
374
00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,814
Would you believe 35 and ugly?
375
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:55,150
Max on tape: but
How could mam'selle
376
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,108
get so pretty in just 19 years?
377
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,557
All right, max. You two settle
Your differences outside.
378
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:05,426
I've got work to do.
379
00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:07,929
99, if you would
Just let me explain.
380
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,853
go ahead, max, I'm listening.
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