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The memory
of Second Wife's cover
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of our most popular song
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was freshly seared
into our craniums.
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Second Wife, all wide-eyed
and cherub-skinned,
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ready to bury us.
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* Bashir with the good beard *
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* You're so pretty
You're so pretty *
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* You're so pretty *
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At least they weren't
better than us.
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They were shite.
They were different.
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Makes one thing
clear:
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We need to record our album,
our songs. ASAP.
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- Pronto. Jaldi.
- Yeah.
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But, you know, I kinda liked
their version of "Bashir."
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Kinda slow, sad girl.
Easy, Judas.
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At least they had the stones
to get up there
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with their limited repertoire
and skill.
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Can we please stop it with this
faux-sisterhood, please?
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Look, I get it,
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we can't look to be hating
on our own, but, fuck, man,
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they said they were
"updating an old classic."
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They were trying to dead us,
coffin us, finish us, fam.
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And we're literally sitting here
like, "You go girl. You go."
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Whoa. Fuck no. You don't
go girl. You don't go.
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I guess there was
some bad juju.
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Absolutely dripping with venom.
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Like, why are you hating?
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Saira,
control your groupie, fam.
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Did you piss her off
or something?
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Or maybe she's trying to be you,
that's step one.
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Step two,
she skins you
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and makes a Saira onesie
out of your leathery ass.
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I'm not leathery.
Thirty is young.
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You're missing the point.
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Sure, Second Wife's
meteoric rise from obscurity
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was a blow to our feelings.
But it was nothing...
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...compared to this.
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I thought they couldn't evict
you because of the sinkhole.
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F--
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- The bedsit was Saira's home.
- Her sanctuary.
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The place where she could find
refuge from the world
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and truly be herself.
But now...
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Saira had ignored the eviction
notices for too long,
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and all we could do was watch
as they tore down her home.
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Excuse me,
coming through.
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Destroyed our rehearsal space,
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until it was all gone.
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And begin!
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I love Taifa.
I've been following her
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since I got my phone,
and she's the coolest,
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and not in a fake way.
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I don't think Second Wife
are that bad either.
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Yeah?
Taifa is obsessed with you.
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I gathered.
Yeah.
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She dressed up as you
for Halloween
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and started doing tutorials
on how to get
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your signature
"tired, unwashed" look.
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Secret's in the name.
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Mmm!
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What's all this then?
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Oh. All four grandparents
are coming over
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and they hate each other.
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It's stressful for my parents.
As you can see.
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Well, uh,
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don't want to get in the way.
N-- No, stay. It's so funny.
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Spit always hits the fan.
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Oi, you.
Mind your language.
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I said "spit."
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Mm. Well, I gots to head.
Where you going?
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Uh, meeting an old friend
for dinner.
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Big love,
and I'll see yous later.
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Um, promise I'll only be
staying one night.
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Mwah.
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Saira, having lost her home,
felt she was backsliding,
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careering into
her fourth decade of life
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with nothing to show for it.
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Okay, let-- Let's do this.
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And so she put everything
into the band,
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determined to rehearse,
to write new material,
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ready for recording our album,
no matter what.
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But finding
a suitable rehearsal space
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was trickier
than we anticipated.
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Sorry. So sorry.
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And Ayesha's bedroom
was far from ideal.
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So, the folk night
was fun.
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So fun. Heh.
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Did you change your hair?
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Yeah. I--
I mean, a slight trim.
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Suits you.
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Thanks.
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Everyone ready?
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Yeah. Let's go.
You good?
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Yeah.
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One, two, three, four.
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Oi! Quiet, you lot!
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We're trying to work!
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The forces
of the universe seemed
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to be conspiring against us.
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Since we lost the bedsit,
we had lost our creative flow,
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and it totally sucked.
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Fuck!
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Quiet!
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We've got no funds for the
album, no rehearsal space,
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and there's this other
little prick band
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who's trying to usurp us.
It's caca-fuego!
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That sounds incredibly stressful
and a lot, okay?
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I'm sorry you're having
such a hard time.
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With rehearsals on pause,
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Ayesha had more time to spend
with her new girlfriend, Laura,
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who always knew how
to help Ayesha let go.
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They just clicked.
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* Standing in the way
Of control *
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Who am I?
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No, that's not me. No, it's--
That's Blue Steel.
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Yeah, you do Blue Steel.
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All right, cool. Who's this?
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No, no, absolutely not.
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Absolutely--
Never done that in my life.
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You know, you could use
my parent's summer place
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for the weekend.
What do you mean?
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My parents. They've got
this house, in Norfolk.
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They summer there,
sometimes.
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They summer there?
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It's empty
most of the year.
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Right.
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You guys could have, like,
a music retreat over the weekend
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or something.
Get your vibe back.
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Yeah, I mean, they-- You
wouldn't-- They wouldn't mind?
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No, it's totally chill.
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I'll have to ask
Mum and Dad, obviously,
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but they'll be cool.
They love Lady Parts.
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Honestly, they'd be honored
to have you guys there.
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That's really cool.
Hm.
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Thanks, Laura.
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You know, they're actually back
from New York next week.
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Maybe we can all
have lunch together.
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Don't look so terrified.
They're cool.
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No. Terrified? I'm not terri--
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I would love that.
That would be really... awesome.
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Mm-hm.
That would be awesome.
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Great.
Awesome.
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Oh, and whatever kid band
you're worried about,
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I bet they've got nothing
on you guys.
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Yeah.
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Cute. Nice.
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Meanwhile, I had more time
to spend time with Noor,
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my bestie, who had been blessed
with child.
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Imminent child.
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Got it.
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For sure?
Yeah.
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Noor and I
had patched things up.
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Good.
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She had apologized
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for behaving
like a self-righteous arse.
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Hashtag "baby bliss,"
hashtag "new mum to be."
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Hashtag, "blessed."
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Okay, um, maybe
those aren't helping.
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Right. Lovely.
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I hate this.
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Noor, you've always
wanted a baby.
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No. Mm. It wasn't meant
to be like this.
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I'm fat.
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You're pregnant.
I'm fat.
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You're pregnant.
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My skin is crap. Look.
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Look at my T-zone.
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Okay, it's a bit oily.
Mine gets like that.
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I know. It's gross.
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You want a grand gesture?
You got it.
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I'm the grandmaster
of the grand gestures.
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Hey, bro, you good?
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Uh, good, Billy. Just, uh--
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Whoa, a mixtape.
Labor-intensive. Who's it for?
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No one. It's a friend...
in hospital.
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Just sick with... uh. sickness.
Oh.
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Ah, sickness.
It will get you.
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Yeah. What's up?
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Oh, I just wanted to ask
for Amina's number.
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She said I could
get it off you.
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Um, sure. Sure.
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Cool?
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Can I ask why?
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Oh, I wanted to ask her out.
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I think--
I think we had something.
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I've never harmonized like that
with someone before.
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It was something else, you know?
Like, resonant.
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Yeah, a bit pitchy
if you ask me.
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Sorry?
Yeah, sure. Uh... no, fair.
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Just, uh, great.
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Her number.
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Amina's number.
I should warn you.
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She's... pretty Muslim.
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Uh, "Muslim" Muslim.
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You know, muchosMuslim.
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What do you mean? God squad?
V religiousy?
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V! V, V religiousy.
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She's on that marriage hype.
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Last I checked,
she was jonesing for a husband.
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Desperate vibes, you know?
Wow. Husband.
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Yeah...
Yeah, I'm not sure I'm down
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for nuptials in this lifetime.
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Pbbt! Innit?
Yeah.
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I just thought
you should have all the info.
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But I mean
text her if you want.
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Appreciate it.
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Thanks, mate.
Yeah.
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Amina.
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What?
No effing way.
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What?
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Billy's asking me on a date.
Explicitly a date.
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Check out some guitars
on Denmark Street.
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Billy?
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You mean impromptu-dueting-
folky-white boy Billy?
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The very same.
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Okay. What are you saying?
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Absolutely.
"Wednesday any good?"
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Wa-- Wait. Whoa, Amina.
Is he even Muslim?
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Don't know. Probably not.
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Okay.
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And you don't
have a problem with that?
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Noor, we're just checking out
some guitars,
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it's nothing sordid.
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The whole thing
with my villain era
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is I say yes to the universe.
So, I'm saying yes.
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Okay. Listen, Amina.
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Sure, it starts with
a harmless strum on the guitar,
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but before you know it,
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you'll be ripping off
the hijab
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and hosting
wine and cheese nights.
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This is how it starts,
Amina.
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Don't be a trope.
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Wow.
Is that what you think of me?
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What?
So little self-esteem
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that I would just change
my beliefs for some guy?
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Am I that pathetic to you?
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Amina, no,
I'm just trying to be--
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I am a 28-year-old woman.
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I am not this kid
that you can just keep--
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You set me up on dates with men
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who thought I was damaged goods.
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Yes, yeah, sure,
they were Muslim,
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but you know what?
Billy is an artist, okay?
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We have a musical connection.
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It's not something
you would understand.
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You know what? Actually,
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I'm getting that sort of toxic,
judgey vibe from you
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that I promised myself
I would not abide.
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You crossed a boundary, Noor.
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You crossed a boundary.
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Amina, I'm-- I'm sorry.
No, no, don't go.
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I have to pack. The band
are having a musical retreat,
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and I would like
good vibes only, thank you.
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00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:32,679
- Yeah. Nice. Lovely.
- Yeah. Yeah. So fierce.
255
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,279
Guys, think power pose,
256
00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,919
but still keep it regal
at the same time.
257
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,559
Lovely. Yeah. And...
beautiful. Yeah.
258
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,799
Okay, cool, let's switch up
the vibe.
259
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,240
Oh, my God, you guys.
260
00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:44,120
This is amazing. So good.
A bit close.
261
00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:49,919
Yes. Yes. Love it. Love it.
Okay, down the lens. Yeah.
262
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,559
Momtaz. Ah, thank you so much
for agreeing to meet.
263
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,279
Um, guys, let's take five.
264
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,639
You do not need me.
265
00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,440
I mean, you've got resources.
I mean, look.
266
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,000
Well, it's not about that.
You guys are authentic.
267
00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:03,440
I've got Bare Uncle Sams
out here trying to capitalize
268
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,080
off my shit-hot diversity.
Yeah, they do that, don't they?
269
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,879
You guys are real punks
270
00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:10,720
and, I guess, I'm still trying
to figure out our vibe.
271
00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:14,919
Second Wife. What are we?
So, please, you know?
272
00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:17,639
I'll think about it.
273
00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,120
Taz, we just need some help
being a band.
274
00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,440
Okay, sure,
I can earn three grand
275
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:26,159
doing a 20-second TikTok clip
selling some stupid mascara,
276
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,600
but I wanna be like Saira.
277
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:31,919
I want Second Wife
to be like Lady Parts.
278
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,639
A real band.
279
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,919
I'm sorry, you can get how much
for what now?
280
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,559
As for Bisma,
281
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,440
a pause in rehearsals
meant she could spend more time
282
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,320
with the family. However...
283
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,320
Mm!
Mwah!
284
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,799
How was that?
Um...
285
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,440
Please can you stop being
disgusting in my presence?
286
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,200
It could adversely impact
my development.
287
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,320
Their daughter was afflicted
by pubescent rage.
288
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,200
Bisma was struggling to cope.
289
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,360
You did what?
I did what anyone would do.
290
00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:11,799
I did what Malala would do.
291
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,960
You know she fights
for girls education every day?
292
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,759
Malala would not throw eggs
at Mr. Appleby. Imani!
293
00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:20,639
He shouldn't have taken slavery
off the Year 7 curriculum.
294
00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,720
I'm just advocating
for my right to learn.
295
00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:26,080
Violence is not advocating.
That is not how we raised you.
296
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,159
Oh, I'm sorry, I should just
roll over and take it.
297
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,399
It's the way you raised me.
298
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,279
"Inhale for three
and find your inner Zen."
299
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,919
Yeah, sure,
you're in a punk band
300
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,840
and pretend to be
this badass, edge-lord,
301
00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:39,960
but you know what you are?
You're a people-pleaser--
302
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,639
Okay, well, I'm gonna go,
303
00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,120
um, 'cause I'm late.
304
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,759
You've got this, so I'll just--
But-- no, no, no, no.
305
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,360
I'll see you Sunday.
But I love you.
306
00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:52,919
I love you so much. Yeah.
I love you too, but-- Bi--
307
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,039
Yeah!
No, Bis-- No look-- She needs--
308
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,039
She needs her mum.
309
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,159
Okay, okay, you got this.
310
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,360
You got this.
311
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:14,320
How many pips are on
the standard golf ball?
312
00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,200
Okay, here's where I'm at.
313
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,519
We need money
for the recording,
314
00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,480
but playing gigs does not pay.
315
00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:23,360
However, I think I've found
something that does.
316
00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:25,200
All ears. Hit us.
317
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,360
Now,
keep an open mind.
318
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,360
So, there's a make-up
brand that have got
319
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,039
a new mascara
they'd like us to support.
320
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,360
We are not using our music
to sell mascara to tweens okay?
321
00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,360
What's wrong with mascara?
We all wear it.
322
00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:38,399
It's just one endorsement,
we get the cashish.
323
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,279
Hm.
Maybe we should try the product,
324
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,879
see if it's something
we might endorse.
325
00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,240
If it's good.
Only if it's good.
326
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,120
Yeah, no clumps.
I hate clumps.
327
00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:47,120
What are we saying to kids
with this mascara shit?
328
00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:49,759
Your worth is tied up
in how long your eye hairs are?
329
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:51,360
That's not who we are.
330
00:14:51,399 --> 00:14:56,039
We're serious musicians,
not vapid agents of capitalism.
331
00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,039
We simply seek
to speak our truth
332
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,240
before we're mangled by other
people's bullshit ideas of us.
333
00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,279
What truth are we speaking
by selling mascara,
334
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,519
please enlighten me?
335
00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,000
We are speaking the truth
336
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,559
that we need some money
so we can advance as a band
337
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,320
and make the music
we want to make.
338
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,559
Saira, no offense,
339
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,039
but as someone
without a pot to piss in
340
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,759
you are clinging to this
manifesto mighty hard.
341
00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:20,720
Oh, right, so you were hoping
that because I lost my home,
342
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,360
I would lose my principles too?
343
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,639
Where did you find
this mascara shit anyway?
344
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,279
Second Wife have endorsed it.
345
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,679
How do you know that?
346
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,360
Don't go crazy. Okay? Uh--
347
00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:39,200
So, I met with Taifa,
and I signed them.
348
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,679
Second Wife are now
part of Momtaz Records.
349
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,080
Sorry, I'm late!
350
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,720
Pubescent
child amdram, innit.
351
00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:54,519
Ooh! Whoo!
Let's retreat, baby!
352
00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,879
Whoo!
353
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,159
Okay, what's going on?
354
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,919
I'm sensing
some salty energetics.
355
00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,960
I can't just have one band.
356
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,440
Momtaz Records
can't just have one band.
357
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,559
I thought we were all
about the greater sisterhood.
358
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,120
Not when the greater sisterhood
359
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,679
is trying
to smother us in our sleep.
360
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,080
Oh, come on.
Are we that insecure?
361
00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,759
I think
it's great, Taz.
362
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,679
Thanks, Bisma.
363
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,200
And they weren't trying
to backstab us with their cover.
364
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,159
It was an homage.
They love Lady Parts.
365
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,799
And Taifa's
really sweet and smart.
366
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,919
They're not even that good.
Like, why though?
367
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,960
We can help them get better
and they can help us.
368
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,240
Help us sell-out.
369
00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,559
"Sisterhood. Yeah.
370
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,039
We give thanks to the great
women who came before us,
371
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,960
who walked so we could run.
372
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,039
We reach out our hands to
those women who come after us,
373
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,399
so they might fly."
It's in the bloody manifesto.
374
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,480
Whoa.
375
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,320
Wait. Is this... it?
376
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,519
Oh, my God.
This is never it.
377
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,079
Our squabbling
had momentarily subsided
378
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:12,000
as we gazed in awe
at our new rehearsal space,
379
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:15,400
a far, far cry
from Saira's bedsit.
380
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,160
Ayesha,
so do your girl's parents
381
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,359
own a football team
or something?
382
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,920
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I-- I don't know.
383
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,960
I didn't really realize it was,
um... They-- They were, uh--
384
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,480
Yeah, I-- I don't know.
385
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,640
Okay, not too shabby.
Not too shabby.
386
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,920
Yeah, this'll-- This'll work.
387
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,200
I mean, come on.
388
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,000
What's in here? Mm!
389
00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:41,880
Ayesha, got the cake?
390
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,200
Yeah. I do.
391
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,519
Come on. Be my friend again.
392
00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,680
I'll hug you. I will hug you.
I will not let go.
393
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,960
Okay. All right.
Yeah, all right, all right.
394
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,039
Guys, remember Saira's
very sensitive about turning 30,
395
00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,400
so let's just tread
with caution.
396
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:06,200
What? It's funny.
397
00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,720
All right, all right, all right.
New songs. Let's do it.
398
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:23,160
The time had come
to do what we do best:
399
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,079
Lady Parts, assemble.
400
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,240
Ooh, I like. Come on. Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
401
00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,680
Yeah, that's cool.
402
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,240
But as Bisma
sought inspiration,
403
00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,640
there was only one thing
she could think about.
404
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,960
Malala made me do it.
405
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Come again?
Que?
406
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,200
Imani got suspended.
407
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,759
She threw eggs at her teacher
408
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,599
because he took slavery
off the curriculum.
409
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,839
Her excuse:
"Malala made me do it."
410
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,200
That's pretty good.
411
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,799
What? That's so unlike her.
412
00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,160
Uh-huh. I know.
413
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,960
And then I almost lost it
at her, which is unlike me.
414
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,839
Fuck this "unlike me,
unlike her" shit.
415
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,119
You contain multitudes.
416
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,839
Yeah, one of those
multitudes being I'm a shit mum!
417
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,240
You're the best mum!
Fuck off!
418
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,960
Whoa, whoa.
We are not doing that. Mm-mm.
419
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,079
You wanna know how much
of a shit mum I am?
420
00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,480
When she told me what she did,
I scolded her.
421
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,839
Like, yeah, yeah, sure,
it's wrong to be violent,
422
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,839
but what am I actually saying
to her? Hm? Stay in your box?
423
00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,880
And then she called me
a people-pleaser.
424
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,039
Uh--
425
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,400
Maybe-- Maybe--
Maybe I am a people-pleaser.
426
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,839
You're a queen!
You are a fucking legend.
427
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,519
Fuck no. No.
428
00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:29,480
No, no, no. You-- You--
429
00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:32,440
You are a badass punk
and so is your daughter.
430
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,279
All right? She gets it from you.
431
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,680
I don't know.
432
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,599
You've gotta write it.
433
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,680
Huh?
434
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,400
"Malala Made Me Do It."
It's--
435
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,720
It's brilliant.
You've got to write it.
436
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,799
Really?
Yeah.
437
00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,359
Mm.
Yes.
438
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,240
Okay.
439
00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,440
Through the night,
into the small hours,
440
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,640
"Malala Made Me Do It"
was born.
441
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,440
* He named her Malala
Malala Yousefzai *
442
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,079
* Rode into town
And made the Talibanis cry *
443
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,640
* Born in Swat Valley
Up in northern Pakistan *
444
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,960
* Advocating
For the rise of the woman *
445
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,759
* Nobel prize at 17 *
446
00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:23,519
* The baddest bitch
You've ever seen *
447
00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,759
* Cross your heart
And hope to die *
448
00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:30,960
* It's Malala Yousefzai
Malala Yousefzai *
449
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:38,079
* Malala, Malala, Malala
Malala Yousefzai *
450
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,519
* Nothing could stop her *
451
00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,359
* Not the bullet that she took *
452
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,039
* She cried one pen
And one child *
453
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,240
* And one teacher
And one book *
454
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:50,480
* She headed for adventure
Like her brother Frodo did *
455
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:54,240
* Prisoner of Azkaban
Got nothin' on this kid *
456
00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:56,039
* Noble, wise and so serene *
457
00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:58,039
* The baddest bitch
You've ever seen *
458
00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,440
* Cross your heart
And hope to die *
459
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,880
* It's Malala Yousefzai *
460
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,279
* Stole biscuits
From the staff room *
461
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,279
* Malala made her do it *
462
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,319
* Skipped choir
To chase the boys *
463
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,359
* Malala made her do it *
464
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,240
* Hidin' in the girls' loo *
465
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,279
* To while away
Those Monday blue *
466
00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,559
* Malala made her do that too *
467
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:41,319
* It's Malala Yousefzai *
468
00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:50,839
Who knew a Malala hype track
469
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,079
was what we needed to find
our flow again? It felt great.
470
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,960
Thirty, huh?
471
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,000
Shit, she's coming!
472
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:29,279
She's coming! Quick!
Oh!
473
00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:34,720
* Happy birthday to you *
Oh, man.
474
00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:38,039
* Happy birthday to you *
475
00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:39,799
* Happy birthday *
476
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:41,920
* Dear Saira *
* Dickhead *
477
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,039
Oh, fuck you!
478
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:46,559
* Happy birthday to you *
479
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,960
Really?
Speech! Speech!
480
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,640
Okay, um, so, hi, everyone.
I'm 30. Fuck.
481
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,640
Still relevant, though.
482
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,960
So relevant.
Thank you.
483
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,200
Oh.
484
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,960
Taz, hey.
485
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,880
I'm sorry for being weird
about Second Wife.
486
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,799
I'm just an insecure old lady
or something boring.
487
00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:22,440
It's great.
They're part of the sisterhood.
488
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,640
And, listen, I know
you've been busting your ass
489
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,279
to get us paid jobs
and I just wanted to say...
490
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,400
I appreciate it.
491
00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:33,559
I appreciate you.
492
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,559
It's hard to go toe-to-toe
with the white supremacist,
493
00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:40,720
imperialist, capitalist,
heteropatriarchy, so, yeah...
494
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,079
I appreciate you trying.
495
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,559
Thanks.
496
00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,319
No, thanks, Saira.
That means a lot.
497
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,400
I want us to record. I do.
498
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,319
Maybe I should--
499
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,160
We should consider...
500
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,880
I don't know.. a thingy.
501
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,240
Paid thingy.
What, really?
502
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,720
Up until now,
Saira had batted back
503
00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,200
every paid "thingy"
Momtaz had suggested,
504
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,559
but seeing our sisterly joy
resurrected,
505
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,160
she was considering it.
506
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,920
Yeah, but ideally nothing
too capitalist-y, you know?
507
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,640
Look-- I actually think I've got
something you might go for.
508
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,720
Yeah?
509
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,400
Amina, honey.
Hm?
510
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,319
How many pieces of cake
have you had?
511
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,400
Just five.
512
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,720
Attention, punks!
513
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,400
What's this?
514
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,359
A song list.
515
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,720
Abba?
Tom Jones.
516
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:42,000
We've got to learn
all these songs by next week.
517
00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,079
Why?
518
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,759
Because we are playing...
a wedding.
519
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,960
A wedding? I love weddings.
520
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,400
A wedding. Okay.
521
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,440
We're not selling anything,
were merely the entertainment.
522
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,799
No. Saira, no!
We are not a wedding band.
523
00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,480
Do you know how lame it is?
We have an image to maintain.
524
00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:03,880
We can't just-- What,
we're just gonna play Britney?
525
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,480
Britney. Britney!
526
00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:08,599
Yep.
527
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,000
It's Britney, bitch.
528
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,000
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