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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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So Phil, has recruited
me to sell these cards.
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- And now I'm recruiting you.
- Who is this guy again?
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Don't worry about Phil.
He drives a Corvette.
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He's doing just fine. Okay,
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Calling cards, are the
wave of the future.
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- These things sell themselves.
- Who uses calling cards anymore ?
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You know what ?
That's a nice attitude, Ryan.
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I'm just helping you invest
in your future, my friend.
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It sounds like a get-rich-quick scheme.
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Yes, thank you.
You will get rich quick.
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We all will.
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Didn't you lose a lot of money
on that other investment,
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- the one from the e-mail ?
- You know what, Toby ?
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When the son of the deposed king
of Nigeria e-mails you directly,
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asking for help, you help.
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His father ran the
freaking country, okay ?
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All right. So raise your hand
if you want to get rich.
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All right.
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No. How is this not a pyramid scheme ?
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All right, let me explain again.
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Phil, has recruited me and another guy.
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Now we are getting three people each.
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The more people that get involved,
the more people who are investing,
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And the more money we're all gonna make.
It's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's not even a scheme,
per se, it's...
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I have to go make a call.
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Episode 19 - Season 2
MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY
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Script: Nikki (twiztv.com)
Synchronisation: Catch-22 Team
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http://pmag.f2o.org/theofficeus/
www.forom.com
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Happy Birthday, Michael.
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- What ?
- I said Happy Birthday.
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Thank you. That's really nice.
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Today is my b-day and people
around here just go crazy for it.
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I don't know why.
Oh, fun fact.
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I share my birthday with Eva Longoria.
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So I have a perfect icebreaker
if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
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- What's up ?
- Hi.
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- Happy Birthday.
- Thank you sir.
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- Did you hear anything yet ?
- No, I'm still waiting.
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- There he is, the birthday boy.
- God.
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Thank you very much. It is from Italy.
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Actually, no, Bulgaria.
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- So...
- Maybe I should get one.
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Good luck. One of a kind.
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eBay. Question.
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May I be in charge of the
party planning festivities ?
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Not necessary. The party planning
committee is all over it.
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They've been working 24/7
all day yesterday.
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Excellent. On my part,
I did manage to reserve the...
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Don't. No. Please. Don't want
to spoil it for anybody.
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- Spoil the surprise.
- Let's get the party started.
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Let's get the party started.
Not the way I taught you.
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When should we bring out the cake ?
1:00 or 1:30 ?
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- 1:00's good.
- 1:30.
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I'm sorry. Are we boring you ?
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- I don't...
- Party planning committee, listen up.
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Michael would like trick
candles for his birthday cake.
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- So make that a priority.
- Where do we get those ?
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Not my problem.
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Here's a list of things that Michael
would like to be surprised by.
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Michael wants a strippergram?
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Yes but he doesn't want
to know when or whom.
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No. This is a closed door meeting.
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- Yeah.
- Michael, I have Jan on the line.
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Great. Put her through.
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- Hello, Michael.
- Hey, you.
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I'm returning your call,
you said it was urgent.
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It is urgent. I just wanted to call
and wish you a happy birthday.
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Well, today's not my birthday, so.
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Really ?
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'Cause I thought we had
the same birthday.
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- Happy Birthday, Michael.
- Thanks.
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- Am I on camera ?
- Nope.
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Totally private.
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You can say whatever is in your heart.
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You can take a five if you want.
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Somebody brought in
doughnuts for my birthday.
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- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
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Man, I'm so sorry.
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- When do you find out ?
- They said this afternoon.
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They're waiting on a second opinion.
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Second opinion on what ?
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I might have skin cancer.
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No. I was watching "Grey's Anatomy",
and there was a lifeguard on it.
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- And he had skin cancer too.
- Kelly, you know what...
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I never really thought about death
until Princess Diana died.
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That was the saddest funeral ever.
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That and my sister's.
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Who brought in doughnuts ?
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Somebody got doughnuts
for my birthday.
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- Happy Birthday.
- You didn't know it was my birthday.
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I guess I forgot.
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Well, I guess I forgot
to give you a doughnut.
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You serious ?
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- Skin cancer is treatable.
- Right.
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It's gonna be okay.
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You don't know it's going to be okay.
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Don't give him false hope.
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It's probably nothing though.
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Hi. Delivery for Michael Scott.
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Here we go. Okay, this is great.
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Thank you, my friends, she is perfect.
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Dwight, may I have your chair please ?
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And some singles, if you will.
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All right.
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Okay.
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All right.
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This has arms.
Is that gonna be..
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Is that all right ?
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Sure.
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Okay.
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I'm so nervous.
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- I can sign for it.
- Oh, thanks.
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When I was seven,
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my mother hired a pony,
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and a cart to come to
my house for all the kids.
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And...
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I got a really bad rash, from the pony.
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And all the kids got to ride the pony.
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And I had to go inside.
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And my mother was rubbing cream
on me for probably three hours.
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And I never came outside.
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And by the time I got out,
the pony was already in the truck.
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And around the corner.
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So that was my worst birthday.
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Stop it. Stop ! What is that ?
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It's For the Longest
Time by William Joel.
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- It's one of your favorite songs.
- Yeah, when it's on the radio.
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My birthday blows.
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Nobody even signed my birthday poster.
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Apparently my mother is the only one who
cares enough to send me anything.
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I probably care more than she does.
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You're making it worse.
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I bet Luke Perry's friends
don't treat him like this.
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- When does he hear ?
- Sometime today.
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Poor Kevin.
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If I knew I had a week to live
would probably go to Europe...
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And South America...
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And the Grand Canyon...
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And I would want to
see the Pacific Ocean.
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It would be a pretty busy week.
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That's a list price of $4.50.
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Unfortunately, this item is on back...
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order.
Michael ! Michael ! Michael,
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Michael, Michael.
Come here, come here, come here.
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- What ?
- Listen up, everyone.
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It is 11:23 exactly.
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The exact moment when you emerged
from your mother's vaginal canal.
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So ?
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Have a seat, please.
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- God.
- There is a tradition,
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hat the Hebrews have of hoisting
the birthday boy up on a chair.
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So come over, help me celebrate
Michael's birth moment. Kevin.
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- No, no, no.
- I'll do it.
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- Ryan, come on. Let's do this.
- Creed.
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Come on, Stanley, let's go.
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I feel like we should
go get Kevin something.
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Do you think we can sneak out of here ?
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Maybe, but were going to need
somebody to create a diversion and...
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On three, we're going
to hoist away! Ready ?
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Okay.
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- Happy birth moment, Michael.
- Thank you.
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One, two, three.
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All right. All right. Watch it.
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- Please.
- Oscar.
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It wasn't me.
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Okay, that is not an eight-foot sub.
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We don't make an eight-foot sub.
This is eight one-foot subs.
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- All right, what's the damage?
- 39.60.
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39.
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60.
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Why tip someone for a job
I'm capable of doing myself ?
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I can deliver food.
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I can drive a taxi.
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I can, and do, cut my own hair.
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I did, however, tip my urologist.
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Because I am unable to pulverize
my own kidney stones.
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- Here they come.
- Get in here.
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- Come and get it.
- Everybody.
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- Birthday party subs. My gift to you.
- What is this ?
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- Baloney, tomato, and ketchup.
- The best.
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- These are all the same.
- Yes.
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Baloney ? I don't eat baloney.
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Well, then just have the
tomato and ketchup. Still good.
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No.
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- Just the bread. It's fresh baked.
- No.
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Okay.
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Get whatever you want.
You can choke on it.
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When I was 16,
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I was supposed to go out on
a date with a girl named Julie.
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But there was another
Michael in the class,
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that she apparently
thought the date was with.
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So she went out with him on my birthday.
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And she got him a
cake at the restaurant.
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And it wasn't even his birthday.
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But I heard about it
the next day in school. So...
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That was the worst
birthday I think I ever had.
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So, we got Kev some stuff.
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Party pack of M&Ms, his favorite candy.
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A DVD of American Pie 2,
which is his favorite movie.
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And he lent it to Creed.
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So I can guarantee you
he won't get that back.
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69 Cup of Noodles.
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Which we realize sounds crass,
but it is his favorite number.
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And his favorite lunch.
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Hey, temp, you know, we still got
five feet of sandwich left.
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- Someone ate three feet of that thing ?
- Hell, yeah.
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Save room for ice cream cake.
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- Thank you.
- I got it.
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What are you... it's the party
planning committee.
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His is the most important
day of the year.
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I can't risk anything.
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Fine.
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What about that meeting...
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later...
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to discuss finances ?
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Yes.
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But don't expect any cookie.
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But what if I'm hungry ?
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No cookie.
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What ?
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You use fabric softener ?
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- Yeah. You don't ?
- No, I do.
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Happy Birthday dear Michael.
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Happy Birthday...
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To you !
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Hello. Hey.
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Kevin.
Respect the birthday, please.
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No, not yet.
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I will. Thanks.
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- It was just Stacey.
- Are you done ?
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Good.
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- Okay.
- Here we go.
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- I'm gonna...
- Make a wish.
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I asked for trick candles.
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- Pam was supposed to get them.
- Okay.
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Well, when she comes back,
we'll do it again.
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Hello. What about the birthday boy ?
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Haven't had a hug all day.
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No one cares about your birthday.
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Kevin's waiting to hear
if he has skin cancer.
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That sucks. Great.
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That's good timing.
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That's...
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Sorry. That's terrible.
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Terrible news. That's terrible..
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Terrible news, for the both of us.
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- We should probably head back.
- Yeah, okay.
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I dare you to make an announcement.
253
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You dare me ? How old are you ?
254
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Just quit stalling.
255
00:14:17,716 --> 00:14:20,910
Luke, this is your father.
256
00:14:21,607 --> 00:14:24,190
Come set the table for dinner.
257
00:14:25,275 --> 00:14:27,093
Such a dork.
258
00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:31,570
Jim Halpert, price check
on fabric softener.
259
00:14:31,717 --> 00:14:33,050
- The kind ...
- Ma'am, please.
260
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:36,271
- Don't touch that. That is not a toy.
- I'm sorry.
261
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:38,173
Sorry.
262
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:41,821
- How old are you ?
- I hate you.
263
00:14:42,578 --> 00:14:45,653
Honestly, is there any way
you can get on your fiancee's plan ?
264
00:14:45,726 --> 00:14:47,992
- Our health plan is, it's terrible.
- There you are.
265
00:14:48,027 --> 00:14:49,522
Good news. Did some research.
266
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:53,682
It turns out that 98% of people
with skin cancer fully recover.
267
00:14:54,516 --> 00:14:55,762
Still scary.
268
00:14:55,806 --> 00:14:58,110
Yeah. But it's not brain cancer.
269
00:14:58,478 --> 00:15:01,041
And it shouldn't stop us
from having fun.
270
00:15:01,135 --> 00:15:02,960
You know what they say
the best medicine is.
271
00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:06,550
Well, the doctor said a combination
of Interferon and Dacarbazine.
272
00:15:06,996 --> 00:15:09,442
And laughter also.
273
00:15:10,345 --> 00:15:13,091
I don't really think people
are in the laughing mood.
274
00:15:13,735 --> 00:15:15,350
Why are you here ?
275
00:15:15,446 --> 00:15:17,380
I didn't even invite you
to my birthday party.
276
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,552
- I work here.
- "I work here."
277
00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:22,533
All right. Well, you know what,
since Toby doesn't speak for everybody.
278
00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:23,871
And I am your boss.
279
00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:26,923
I think you should just go home.
Take the rest of the afternoon off.
280
00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:29,260
- Take a sick day.
- If I go home now,
281
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,160
I'll just drive myself crazy.
282
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:34,041
Well, you're pretty much driving
everybody else here crazy.
283
00:15:37,025 --> 00:15:40,232
Crazy with worry.
284
00:16:04,857 --> 00:16:06,902
Where have you been ?
And don't say the bathroom.
285
00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:10,013
- Cause I kicked in all the stalls.
- Well, that's an invasion of privacy.
286
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:12,492
- So I'm going to tell Michael.
- Please, don't.
287
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,060
- You, owe me.
- Excuse me, everyone.
288
00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:19,650
Attention, please.
289
00:16:20,335 --> 00:16:23,141
Kevin, we're going to take
you to a very special place.
290
00:16:23,246 --> 00:16:25,590
A place that will make you happy.
291
00:16:25,738 --> 00:16:28,792
And a place that is far,
far away from the evil sun.
292
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:33,013
Is this trip in any way
related to your birthday ?
293
00:16:33,585 --> 00:16:36,272
How dare you sir. You're gross.
294
00:16:38,236 --> 00:16:40,892
- That should not be there.
- I'll get someone to take it down.
295
00:16:40,936 --> 00:16:43,723
No, it's all right. It's already up.
Just leave it. Where's Kevin ?
296
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:45,793
Come on !
Let's get our skate on.
297
00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:50,791
Don't be scared.
You're good.
298
00:16:56,687 --> 00:16:58,333
- I wanna go
- Turn to the right.
299
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,852
- Do you think you can let go ?
- No.
300
00:17:05,248 --> 00:17:06,950
Is that Michael ?
301
00:17:07,155 --> 00:17:09,423
Yeah, I've been pretty much
skating my whole life.
302
00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:11,491
I thought about playing in the NHL.
303
00:17:11,546 --> 00:17:13,733
But you're on the road so much.
304
00:17:13,828 --> 00:17:16,112
Get no time to spend
with your wife and kids.
305
00:17:16,507 --> 00:17:19,133
And I really want a wife and kids.
306
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,361
I got it !
307
00:17:26,707 --> 00:17:31,210
Hey, Pam, all the stuff with Kevin,
it's pretty scary.
308
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:34,383
And I'm thinking that the next time
you're in the shower,
309
00:17:34,427 --> 00:17:37,322
you should check yourself out.
You know, give yourself an exam.
310
00:17:37,507 --> 00:17:39,880
Those things are like ticking time bags.
311
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:42,580
All right ? Think about it.
312
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,590
Something to think about.
313
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,770
- Just can't relax about it...
- Kevin.
314
00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:52,332
- Have you heard anything yet ?
- No, not yet.
315
00:17:52,465 --> 00:17:54,230
Okay, well, Livestrong.
316
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,011
- Okay, Michael.
- Michael ?
317
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:57,761
Yeah. Carol ?
318
00:17:58,135 --> 00:18:00,280
- Yeah.
- She sold me my condo.
319
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:03,330
Hey, was this place on the market or...?
320
00:18:04,536 --> 00:18:07,233
No. I don't just sell real estate.
321
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,791
My daughter has a skating lesson.
322
00:18:08,938 --> 00:18:10,620
Oh, these all your kids ?
323
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,351
No, just the front two.
324
00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:15,140
Oh, hey guys. What's up ?
You want to go for a ride ?
325
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,961
- Is that okay ?
- Sure.
326
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,292
Cool. All right.
Grab on. Here we go.
327
00:18:19,486 --> 00:18:22,550
You ready ? Hang on tight. All right.
328
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:26,772
- We are moving.
- We are really moving now.
329
00:18:31,785 --> 00:18:34,760
Push.
Good. That's great. You got it.
330
00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:36,853
Scuse me.
331
00:18:39,028 --> 00:18:42,371
Hello ? Yeah, okay.
332
00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:45,981
All right.
333
00:18:47,405 --> 00:18:49,673
Okay, I will. Thanks.
334
00:18:50,975 --> 00:18:53,321
It's negative.
335
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,853
We're going to beat this, okay ?
We're gonna... come here.
336
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:11,122
Well, apparently,
in the medicine community,
337
00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:14,920
negative means good, which
makes absolutely no sense.
338
00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:20,463
In the real world community,
that would be chaos.
339
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,132
This is awesome.
340
00:19:24,478 --> 00:19:26,833
Thanks you guys.
341
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,870
Okay, who's this from ?
342
00:19:33,368 --> 00:19:36,160
- Look at that jersey.
- Turn it around.
343
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,500
- Turn it around.
- Cool.
344
00:19:39,338 --> 00:19:40,201
Great.
345
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:42,580
- Thank you. Dwight.
- From Dwight. Number one !
346
00:19:42,688 --> 00:19:44,181
- That's great. Thanks.
- Michael.
347
00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:47,950
- This is from all of us.
- You didn't need to do that.
348
00:19:50,977 --> 00:19:54,991
Night Swept. This is really amazing.
349
00:19:55,105 --> 00:19:57,641
Thank you. I love it.
350
00:19:58,076 --> 00:20:00,763
Michael's birthday was
actually pretty cool.
351
00:20:01,628 --> 00:20:03,313
It was a good day.
352
00:20:03,508 --> 00:20:04,951
I don't know.
353
00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:07,363
It was a good day.
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